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(Crows cawing)
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There's lots of different ways
to make friends.
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Sometimes they live
across the street.
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Sometimes you share
a dorm room, and sometimes
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the school counselor
makes you participate
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in a social skills group
every Wednesday at 2:00.
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(Stilted voice) I like flying kites.
(Stilted voice) I like flying kites also.
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We should fly kites together
sometime.
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I would like that very much.
Till then, friend.
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Very good, boys.
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Now, parents,
today is a big day here.
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Some of our members have made
great progress and are...
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(Singsongy) Moving ahead
to the yellow group.
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(Normal voice)
Zack, congratulations.
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(Imitates cat meowing)
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Also moving ahead are
Sam, Ben, Robbie, and... Jake.
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Great job, guys. This concludes
our social skills pageant.
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Hi, Mrs. tompkins.
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We were just wondering...
how do I put this?
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Why'd everyone except Brick
get moved up? (Sighs)
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What? What other question
could we possibly have?
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Listen, I would love
to move Brick ahead.
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I really would.
It's just that he hasn't...
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Progressed
as much as the other kids.
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Really? 'Cause maybe
it's just me,
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but I thought he nailed
that kite conversation.
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Did you get my e-mail
about how vital it is
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that parents play
and interact with them at home?
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Oh! Are you kidding? Oh,
we play with him all the time.
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Mom! Your turn!
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Roll for me.
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7!
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You made it
into the safety zone!
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Whoo! This thing
is really heating up now.
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We... you know, got... busy.
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But it really is important.
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It'd just be a shame if
he missed out on his childhood.
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♪
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♪ that's why you run to me ♪
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♪ ah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Dudes! This is the greatest
rock song ever written!
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We can't keep it
to ourselves, though.
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We gotta get it on YouTube,
share it with the world!
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All we need is a hot girl
to star in our video. Yeah.
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No, a hot woman so it doesn't
look like an amateur thing.
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How about my mom?
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Darrin. Gross. You haven't seen her lately.
She lost, like, 14 pounds.
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Or we could try and erase
that image from our brains
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and ask someone like our
biology teacher, Ms. Devereaux.
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Oh, man. She is so hot.
You think she'd do it?
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Why not? I'm sure
she'd dig being famous,
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plus she could probably
use the cash.
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I mean, what do teacher's make,
100, 200 grand tops? (Door opens)
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Mr. heck, Mrs. heck!
How you doing, little Brickster?
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I've already done my social time
for today. Thanks.
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You see? This is why
he didn't move up.
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We dropped the ball.
He didn't learn to play.
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He can't make friends.
He's gonna miss his childhood,
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and it's all our fault.
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Let's just take a step back
a second.
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Is childhood really that great?
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(Lowered voice) Dad!
May I have a word with you?
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Privately?
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Sure.
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Please sit down.
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Okay.
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(Inhales and exhales deeply)
Can I go to...
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no. You don't even
know what it is.
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Well, if you're asking me,
that means your mom
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must have already said no, so... no.
Can you at least hear the question?
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Sure. Sorry.
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I want to see
an "r"-rated movie.
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No.
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Dad! (Whiny voice) Please.
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There are a ton of reasons why
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I should be allowed
to see this movie.
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Just hear me out.
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Number one... "I am very mature
and have exhibited maturity
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"in other aspects of my life,
making me prepared
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"to watch mature situations
and adult themes.
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"Number two...
it stars my favorite actor,
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Taylor Lautner."
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I-I-I'll skip down a bit.
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Uh, 27...
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honey, you're not 17.
It's against the law.
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Just take my list.
Peruse it at your leisure.
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Sue, it's not happenin'.
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It doesn't matter if you have
a hundred reasons why.
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Oh. Look at that. You do.
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Mike may not have been worried,
but I was.
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Brick was not gonna miss out
on his childhood,
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not on my watch.
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Not your thing? That's cool.
How about, uh... hey.
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How about some pogo stick?
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Huh? Look. Whoo!
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No? Okay? Well, what else?
Um...
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Ooh. How about we do
some skipping?
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That's fun and childhood-y.
We gotta love skipping. Huh?
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Can we just go inside?
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No. We're not going in
till you act like a kid,
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and if I were you, I'd get
started. Oh, this is fun.
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You know what? This is fun.
I forgot how much fun it was.
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Okay, you know what?
You watch me first,
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and then I'll catch you
on the next lap, okay?
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(School bell rings)
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(Indistinct conversations)
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Ms. d.?
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You've seen music videos,
right?
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Yes, I have.
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That's good. Well,
you know how there's always
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a beautiful woman in them?
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You mean the one they exploit
by using her
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as scantily clad eye candy?
Sure. What's your question?
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Uh... we were wondering if
we could... write a paper
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about how that's bad.
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Well, I'm sure you could,
but this is biology.
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(Axl) Right.
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(Chuckles) Probably ask
our English teacher.
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Yeah.
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Thank you for your time.
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Okay.
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I'm telling you, Mike,
I don't know why
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we ever quit skipping.
It was like
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our main mode of transportation
in the third grade,
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and then for some reason,
we all just stopped,
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and you know why?
'Cause society says
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that adults shouldn't skip.
Crazy, right?
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I don't know. I'm kinda
with society on this one.
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You have to try it.
It's amazing.
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I mean, sure, you look like
an idiot when you're doing it,
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but you don't care
because you're skipping.
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And it really clears your head.
I was thinking about Brick when
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I was skipping, and I had
this epiphany. We know our son
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better than anybody,
so why should we let someone
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who spends an hour a week
with him tell us what he needs
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or doesn't need? Yeah.
He's been going there a year,
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and all he's got is
"I like kites"?
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Same me the $10 co-pay.
He can like kites for free.
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Right? Our son is happy.
He's content.
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That's why he doesn't try
to make friends...
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'cause he doesn't want them.
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So I'm not gonna make myself
nuts about all of this.
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When Brick tells me
he wants a friend,
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then I'll know
there's a real issue.
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Mom, dad, I think
I might want a friend.
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You know what I like.
Let me know when you find him.
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And back to me.
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Ugh!
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I'm going out for a skip.
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The next day,
Axl and the Axmen
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decided even if Ms. Devereaux
shot 'em down,
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there was no reason
they couldn't still have
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her star in the video.
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They'd just have to do it without
her knowing. So at first,
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I thought photosynthesis had
something to do with cameras,
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but then I said, "come on,
ax man. This is biology.
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Cameras weren't even invented
back then, and besides..."
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You know what? I'll just
leave this one blank.
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Ms. Devereaux, look out!
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You have a giant spider
in your hair.
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(Gasps) Ohh!
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Did I get it?
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Got it.
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Axl and the Axmen
weren't the only ones
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not taking "no" for an answer.
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Sue and carly were coming up
with an ill-advised solution
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to their problem, too.
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(Loud, stilted voice)
This should be a good movie.
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I'm so glad I got
the afternoon off work
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from the chiropractor's office
where I work.
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(Loud, stilted voice)
My work's been stressful, too.
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I've got a big memo due
by the end of the month.
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How is your coffee?
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Good. How's your coffee?
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Good.
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Remember when we saw
"127 hours"?
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I didn't think there was
enough sex and violence.
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I could have used
more mature themes.
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Yeah. I could have
totally handled it.
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(Lowers voice) We're next.
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Oh, my God.
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I think the ticket taker's
looking at us.
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My heart is racing!
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(Man) Next!
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(Deep voice) Two adult tickets
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for "rivers of love," please.
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(Whispering) Sue!
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Your braces.
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(Gasps)
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Thank you.
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Do you require anything else
from us at this time?
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No.
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Very well.
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(Both squeal)
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So Mike and I agreed
if Brick wanted a friend,
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he should find one on his own.
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But since that was never
gonna happen...
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Hi there.
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You look like a nice young boy.
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Stranger danger!
Stranger danger!
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No. Wait!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you two together?
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No. I'm here by myself.
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I have trouble making friends.
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Do you now?
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Hey. What are you doing?
Are you filming me?
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(Axl) Oh, crap!
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So she busted us. We still
got everything we needed.
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Did we, Darrin?
The song's called "run to me,"
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and what's the one thing we don't
have a shot of her doing? Showering?
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We never got her running!
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Ugh! I did not put almost
three hours of my life into this
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to just walk away.
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We've gotta come up with a plan
to save this.
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First... let's take a break.
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(Doorbell rings)
Okay, rock stars,
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that's Brick's friend.
Everybody clear out. (Ring)
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(Singsongy) That's for me.
That's my friend.
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My friend's here!
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Hi, Gerald. This is Brick.
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Brick, this is Gerald.
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I sure hope you're ready
to have fun, Gerald,
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'cause we sure are.
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Who's ready to make
their own gummy worms?
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Yep. I was gonna pull out
every trick in the mom book.
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I made tents...
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I made snacks...
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And I made sure
it only lasted 48 minutes
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so Brick didn't lose interest.
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Thanks for having me.
I had a great time.
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Did you hear that, Brick?
He had a great time.
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Are you sure I can't give you
something for the ride home?
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How about a bag of marshmallows?
No, thanks. I'm full.
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Oh, come on. I can't send you
home empty-handed.
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Oh. Here's a dollar.
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Okay.
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Have your mom call
for another playdate.
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(Sighs)
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You were awesome!
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I have a friend, mom!
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I know!
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I just don't get it.
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It's been three days,
and Gerald hasn't called.
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Three days.
After having a great time.
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His words, by the way...
"a great time."
247
00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:17,350
Well, maybe it wasn't as great
as you thought it was.
248
00:11:17,431 --> 00:11:19,823
Oh, it was, too. I mean,
I pumped him full of sugar,
249
00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:24,008
let him jump on the bed.
Laughed at all his stupid jokes.
250
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:26,358
I completely put out
for that playdate.
251
00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:28,335
What's this?
252
00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,464
"Rivers of love"?
253
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,040
That's the name of the movie Sue
wanted to see, but I said no.
254
00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:37,047
Well, there's also a receipt
for coffee and scones,
255
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:40,022
so either Sue or a British woman
stole my sweater
256
00:11:40,135 --> 00:11:41,472
and saw "rivers of love."
257
00:11:42,183 --> 00:11:44,256
I can't believe it.
I can't believe she went
258
00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:47,504
and saw that movie after we told her not to.
What should we do?
259
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,366
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna punish her.
260
00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:54,774
How do I do that?
What?
261
00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:57,031
I don't think we've ever
punished Sue, have we?
262
00:11:57,486 --> 00:11:59,398
I don't think we have.
No, of course we have.
263
00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:02,047
What about the time she clogged
the toilet with her Barbie?
264
00:12:02,278 --> 00:12:04,070
No, that wasn't her, remember?
265
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:05,671
We thought it was her,
but it turned out to be Axl.
266
00:12:05,807 --> 00:12:09,135
Didn't she make a bunch
of long distance phone calls
267
00:12:09,286 --> 00:12:10,679
without asking?
Axl.
268
00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:14,694
She broke the frame
on our wedding picture
269
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:16,350
and tried to hide it.
270
00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:17,310
No, we thought she broke it,
271
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,888
but she was just getting it
reframed for our anniversary.
272
00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:23,686
Right. That was thoughtful.
(Sighs) So thoughtful.
273
00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:25,943
She really is a great kid.
Yeah.
274
00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:28,686
But you know what?
She flat out disobeyed me.
275
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,095
I gotta go put the hammer down.
276
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:34,239
Her door's closed.
She's probably sleeping.
277
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,526
I'll put the hammer down
tomorrow.
278
00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:42,007
Mom, did my friend call?
279
00:12:42,271 --> 00:12:44,158
Oh. No, Brick, not yet.
280
00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:47,646
But it's been four days.
Can we call him?
281
00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:49,278
Brick, I told you.
282
00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:50,960
We have to wait for him
to call us.
283
00:12:51,047 --> 00:12:52,662
If we call, Gerald won't
think you're cool.
284
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,246
I think he knows I'm not.
285
00:12:55,511 --> 00:12:59,774
(Sighs) Okay, sure.
Let's give him a call.
286
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,919
(Beeping)
287
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,767
Hi, dawn.
It's Brick's mom.
288
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,903
Well, just checking in
289
00:13:08,022 --> 00:13:10,671
'cause the boys had such
a great time on their playdate.
290
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:12,504
Gerald's words...
"great time."
291
00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:15,407
Yeah. And Brick's had
some other friends over
292
00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:16,583
in the last few days,
293
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,967
but he keeps coming back
to Gerald
294
00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,087
'cause he just really had
a connection.
295
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,366
So we were wondering
if Gerald would be interested
296
00:13:24,478 --> 00:13:26,135
in coming over to play again.
297
00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:28,287
Oh, he'd love to,
but he's... sick.
298
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,919
Oh! He's been sick.
Ah! (Mouths word)
299
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:34,198
Oh, all right. Well,
we'll try again another time.
300
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,118
Yeah, and tell him
we hope he gets better.
301
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,383
Okay. Bye.
(Beep)
302
00:13:38,759 --> 00:13:40,527
(Sighs) He's been sick.
303
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,055
That's why he hasn't called
in the last few days.
304
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:46,311
Oh, well. You know what?
305
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:49,151
This kind of news
calls for ice cream.
306
00:13:49,255 --> 00:13:50,319
I'll get my coat.
307
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,087
Sue, I need to talk to you.
308
00:13:58,558 --> 00:13:59,472
Okay.
309
00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:02,486
(Sighs) Your mom and I
found this ticket stub,
310
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,062
and we are very disappointed...
311
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:06,535
I'm sorry! (Sobbing)
I'm so sorry.
312
00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,927
I should have listened to you.
You were right.
313
00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:10,454
You were totally right!
314
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,862
I'm not ready to see
an "r"-rated movie!
315
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,391
They said and did weird things.
316
00:14:14,494 --> 00:14:16,438
And then how could he sleep
with his wife
317
00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:19,151
and then sleep with
his wife's sister the next day?
318
00:14:19,263 --> 00:14:22,582
It was disgusting! And that's
not even the worst of it!
319
00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:25,366
Mom's always telling me
to just put one pump of butter
320
00:14:25,487 --> 00:14:27,895
on my popcorn,
but I put three pumps
321
00:14:28,048 --> 00:14:29,350
'cause I thought
I could handle it!
322
00:14:29,471 --> 00:14:32,014
But I couldn't, dad!
I couldn't handle it!
323
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,432
I threw up
on the theater floor.
324
00:14:34,567 --> 00:14:38,407
Oh, God.
How could I ever doubt you?
325
00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:41,071
(Sobbing)
326
00:14:43,398 --> 00:14:45,640
Okay, well,
it seems like you realize
327
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:48,672
what you did was wrong,
but, Sue, you know,
328
00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,526
there are consequences
to lying.
329
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:53,431
There should be
so many consequences!
330
00:14:54,286 --> 00:14:58,998
Right... and so you are
grounded for a week. No tv.
331
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:03,198
No, that's not enough!
I defied you!
332
00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:05,390
Oh. Okay. Well...
333
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,950
I'm taking your iPod, too.
334
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,622
And I lied about where I was.
335
00:15:11,014 --> 00:15:13,574
Uh, how about... no phone?
336
00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:16,055
I took mom's sweater
without asking!
337
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:18,974
(Sighs) I'm kinda running out
of things to take from you, Sue.
338
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:22,567
Well, sometimes after school,
I like to go over
339
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:25,295
to the soccer field and watch
the guy mow the lawn.
340
00:15:25,671 --> 00:15:27,534
All right. You can't do that...
For two weeks.
341
00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:30,110
Matter of fact,
that's kinda strange.
342
00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:31,431
Why don't you stop doing that
altogether?
343
00:15:31,534 --> 00:15:33,958
But wait. There's more!
344
00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:35,206
Look at this!
345
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:36,367
(Sobbing)
346
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:39,527
Brick and I did it!
347
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:42,535
Oh, God! I just sold Brick
down the river!
348
00:15:42,663 --> 00:15:44,110
What kind of a sister am I?!
349
00:15:44,238 --> 00:15:46,311
I should be punished for not
supporting my brother!
350
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:49,150
I should be punished for
everything I ever did wrong
351
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:51,479
because you guys are
the best parents ever...
352
00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:52,958
45 minutes later,
353
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:55,327
when Sue was finally done
punishing herself,
354
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:57,830
Mike was more than
a little stressed out.
355
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:07,102
So Gerald was sick, and we were
on top of the world.
356
00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:09,078
But then something started
to nag at me.
357
00:16:09,326 --> 00:16:12,503
His mom said,
"he's been... sick."
358
00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:15,438
Why the pause?
Unless she was lying.
359
00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:16,958
Unless the whole thing
was a lie
360
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:18,694
'cause he didn't wanna play
with my son.
361
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,862
There was only one way
to find out.
362
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:22,471
(Tires screech)
363
00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:26,391
(Brakes squeal)
364
00:16:31,086 --> 00:16:32,022
Sick, huh?
365
00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:34,398
And I let you jump on my bed.
366
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:44,559
(Tires screech)
367
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,424
Is this the way
to the ice cream store?
368
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,119
It's a shortcut.
369
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:54,038
You're going kinda fast, mom.
370
00:16:54,191 --> 00:16:56,934
Just read your book.
I know what I'm doing. (Crash)
371
00:17:04,451 --> 00:17:06,835
Okay, take a good look at us,
372
00:17:06,907 --> 00:17:08,804
'cause once this video drops,
you're gonna have to fight
373
00:17:08,892 --> 00:17:10,667
through bouncers just to touch us.
(Click)
374
00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,123
♪ One, two, three,
you know you want me ♪
375
00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:16,308
♪ you know you need me ♪
376
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:20,131
♪ you'll even bleed for me,
can't get enough of me ♪
377
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,043
♪ you are so into me ♪
378
00:17:22,155 --> 00:17:24,060
♪ you're such a hot hottie ♪
379
00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:25,843
♪ you say we'll meet at 3 ♪
380
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:27,812
♪ that's why you run to me ♪
381
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,668
♪ that's why you run to me,
that's why you run to me ♪
382
00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:35,636
♪ that's why you run to me,
that's why you run to me ♪
383
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:39,852
Oh, man.
Darrin, is that your mom?
384
00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:42,427
Just watch. She does
some really nice work here.
385
00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:44,436
♪ Run to me,
you are so into me ♪
386
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,659
♪ that's why you run to me,
uhh ♪
387
00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:51,428
(Indistinct conversations)
388
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,771
Wh... no.
389
00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:56,123
(Sighs) If we'd given her
time to put her spanx on
390
00:17:56,228 --> 00:17:59,346
like she asked, this whole thing would
have worked. (School bell rings)
391
00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:03,315
I am so sorry.
392
00:18:03,411 --> 00:18:04,219
You should be.
393
00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:05,523
You slammed right into me!
394
00:18:05,645 --> 00:18:08,475
I said I was sorry.
395
00:18:08,627 --> 00:18:10,299
Maybe I was just surprised
396
00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:12,611
to see Gerald looking
so healthy.
397
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:15,604
Oh.
We were on our way to the...
398
00:18:15,755 --> 00:18:19,379
Doctor. Really?
Why don't we pop the trunk
399
00:18:19,506 --> 00:18:21,291
and you can explain why
there's rollerblades in there.
400
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:24,355
Oh, my God!
Have you been following us?
401
00:18:24,499 --> 00:18:27,867
Don't try to make this
about me!
402
00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:30,659
That was a cool car crash.
403
00:18:30,827 --> 00:18:32,803
Yeah, pretty cool.
404
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,411
If you squint, the car now
sort of looks like
405
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,211
Starscream, the transformer.
406
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,323
I don't know transformers.
407
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:42,179
(Whispers) Transformers.
408
00:18:42,547 --> 00:18:43,436
Really?
409
00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:45,859
My grandma gave me a kite
with Starscream on it.
410
00:18:45,979 --> 00:18:47,691
I like flying kites.
411
00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:52,723
I like flying kites also.
Really?
412
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,171
We should fly kites
together sometime.
413
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:58,491
Okay, that'd be great.
This is my book.
414
00:18:58,835 --> 00:19:01,907
Look, Gerald already had a playdate
planned with Theo. Interesting.
415
00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:03,965
'Cause when I approached him
in the park the other day,
416
00:19:04,052 --> 00:19:05,043
he was giving off a vibe
417
00:19:05,147 --> 00:19:07,235
that he was very available
and interested.
418
00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:10,948
Clearly, he was already committed to Theo.
But I like Brick, too!
419
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:14,940
You do?
Okay, then, if you like him,
420
00:19:15,044 --> 00:19:16,931
then it seems like we
can get something going here.
421
00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:19,771
Brick, get over here!
The problem wasn't Brick.
422
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,002
You sort of scared Gerald.
423
00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:27,196
Okay. I hear that,
and I can change.
424
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,700
I can change that.
Brick!
425
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,678
But I'm talking to Arlo!
426
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,622
I said get over here now!
427
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,214
He likes flying kites.
He invited me over to his house.
428
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,469
He wants to be my friend.
429
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,232
Yeah, we don't have time
for that, Brick, but... wait.
430
00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,096
He wants to be your friend?
Yep!
431
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:47,512
You made a friend
all by yourself?
432
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,416
So do you wanna try and set
something up for next week?
433
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,168
Nah. You know what?
I think we're good.
434
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,159
Mom, this is Arlo.
435
00:19:57,312 --> 00:20:01,072
He likes kites and transformers
and guess what else?
436
00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:02,623
And just like that,
437
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:06,119
Brick made his first friend...
Without me.
438
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,191
So we had one kid
439
00:20:08,304 --> 00:20:10,520
who wasn't growing up too fast
after all...
440
00:20:10,696 --> 00:20:14,807
Cool. Now I'll be my mom
and slam into your car.
441
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:19,535
Another who thought she was ready
to grow up but wasn't.
442
00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:21,220
I thought you were
going to Carly's.
443
00:20:21,316 --> 00:20:22,700
I'm grounding myself
for another week.
444
00:20:23,052 --> 00:20:24,725
I just don't feel I've quite
learned my lesson.
445
00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:27,181
If anyone calls, I'm not
allowed to use the phone.
446
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,927
And one who might never
grow up.
447
00:20:30,143 --> 00:20:30,951
Hey, where are you going?
448
00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:33,486
We found a different way
to get famous off YouTube.
449
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:37,103
We're gonna launch ourselves
off Darrin's garage. Lates.
450
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:39,903
(Door opens)
451
00:20:41,863 --> 00:20:43,191
Personally, I don't get why
452
00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:44,919
anybody would ever
wanna grow up.
453
00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:47,815
Ow! Ooh! Cramp! (Groans)
454
00:20:47,865 --> 00:20:52,415
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