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Certain things
you can count on
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for Valentine's day...
flowers, candy,
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Mike ranting about
flowers and candy...
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I'm just saying it's not a real
holiday. It's a scam cooked up
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by the greeting card companies,
and everybody buys into it.
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Some college kid
in an office building somewhere
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is gonna write a card telling me
how I feel? I don't think so.
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You don't have to
get me a card.
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I'll get you your card.
And what about the flowers?
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I got to bring flowers
just 'cause it's February 14th?
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What if I want to
bring you flowers
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on some other day of the year?
You don't need to bring me flowers.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be
the one idiot in America
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who doesn't bring his wife
flowers on Valentine's day.
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Don't worry.
You'll get your flowers.
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And while you're there, we need
vacuum bags and a new plunger.
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Hey, Brick, you're slowing down.
Come on.
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You got 30 kids in the class.
You got to keep moving.
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Have you guys seen these things?
It's candy with words on it.
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Candy and words?
Who thought of this?
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Brick, we got to
sign your name to the card,
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stick it in the envelope with
a couple of hearts, lick it.
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Come on.
Brick, stick, lick, done.
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When did they invent these?
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"Be mine"...
so simple, yet so profound.
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"Love ya"... genius!
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Hey, Sue. You want to help Brick
with his valentines?
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Sorry, mom.
I'm on my own project here,
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and I've only got
four days left.
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Valentine's day had started Sue
thinking about love
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and the fact that she still
hadn't found the boy she shared
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her first kiss with on
the church Halloween hayride.
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Ironically, after the hayride,
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the boy left before
the girl dressed like a crayon
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could find something to
write down his name and number.
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But that didn't stop Sue
from looking for him.
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Thank you for coming.
Do you have a son?
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Thank you for coming.
Do you have a son?
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Oh. Excuse me, sir.
I'm taking a survey.
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Uh, can I get
your address, kids' names,
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and what they went dressed as for Halloween?
What's this for?
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School.
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And... the whales.
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I just know
I'm gonna find him, carly.
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I just have to up my search.
I wouldn't count on it.
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If I kissed you, I'd probably
go into hiding, too.
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Oh! Get in the unemployment
line, 'cause you just got axed!
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Not the one
with the lion on it.
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Whoa. What's the big deal
about this one?
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"I like you,
and I'm not lion."
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Someone spent four years
in college to come up with that.
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That one's for autumn Wagner.
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Ohh, so who's autumn Wagner?
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She has pink lips
and can do three cartwheels...
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In a row.
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Well... no wonder she gets
the lion Valentine.
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Come on. You heard your mom.
Brick, stick, lick, done.
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Are you nuts?
I can't put my name on it.
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Then she'll know I like her.
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I'm gonna sign it, "love,"
and then a question mark.
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Ohh, secret admirer.
Have I met her before?
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You will tomorrow.
You signed up to do
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the Valentine craft and
party, remember? What?
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They also need you to bring
30 empty shoeboxes.
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Well, I can't.
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If you recall, your teacher
banned me from the classroom.
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So, Mike, looks like you're up.
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Oh, I'm gonna be busy
buying you flowers.
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Nice try.
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If I were you,
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I'd start trolling
the dumpster behind shoe barn.
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If you get there in the morning,
there aren't so many cats.
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I got to tell you, being banned
wasn't all that bad.
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I had the day off of work,
the house to myself,
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and a backlog of Oprahs
waiting for me.
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Hey, mom.
Axl.
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What are you doing here?
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I was just cleaning the cupboards.
It's a teacher in-service day.
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Well, if y don't have school,
what are you doing out of bed?
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Well, I was thinking maybe
you could take me to the mall.
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You mean, like, drop you off?
Like... go inside.
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T our standard deal of not
coming within 50 feet of you?
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I'm allowing a one-time exception.
Oh, really? What's the occasion?
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Well, I started dating
this chick Vanessa
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a week before Valentine's day,
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and now I'm on the hook to get
her a present. Rookie mistake.
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And I was totally cracking
under the pressure,
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but then I thought, "hey,
mom used to be a girl once.
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Maybe she could help me
pick something out."
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So you're... asking me
to do something with you?
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Like, for real?
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Oh, Axl.
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Of course I'll go with you.
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Mom? Do you want to
put some clothes on?
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Oh, right.
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Usually,
I'm telling you that!
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How about this?
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No? Um... this?
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Maybe. Ohh...
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God. Why is this so hard?
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Shopping with my son...
he asked me.
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It's okay.
We're gonna find something.
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There's at least 12 other stores
in this mall for girls your age.
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Yeah...
She's not exactly my age.
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Well, whose age would she be?
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Someone who's 19.
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Okay. Well, does she
like butterflies?
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Yeah! That could be sweet.
It'd match her tattoo.
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Tattoo?
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Well, I guess a lot of people
have tattoos these days, so...
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So what, if she has a little butterfly?
It's sort of more like
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a flock of 'em going from
her neck all the way down to...
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maybe she'd like a scarf.
Girls like scarves.
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Hey! Good call. You know,
that one would match her hair.
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Oh, yeah?
So her hair's pink?
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Not like one of those lame
people you see with pink hair.
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It's like a ally cool pink.
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You know? Well, the part that's not
shaved, I mean. Okay, look, Axl...
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mom, I want to thank you again
for helping me out.
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You're really saving me here.
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Do you want to grab some lunch
at the food court?
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Well, sure! I'm hungry.
I guess we could get something.
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My son invited me to lunch.
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Carnation for your Valentine?
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Buy a carnation
for your Valentine!
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So stupid for not getting
his number. I just thought
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he'd be back at youth group
and I'd see him again.
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Sue, it's been four months,
and you haven't found him.
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I-m-h-o, I just think focusing
your energy on someone who may
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or may not be real isn't helping
you find someone who... is real.
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Oh, my God!
You think I made him up?
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Maybe it was just
post-traumatic stress
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from not being asked
to the Halloween dance.
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That was pretty stressful.
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And I did eat a lot
of sugar that night. Huh.
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You really think
I could have made him up?
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I'm usually not that creative.
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Oh. Sorry.
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I don't know.
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Brick's dad. Should I use
pink glitter or purple?
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Pink or purple?
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Just... just... glue something...
Slap some glitter on it, and...
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There are no wrong answers.
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Brick's dad! Brick's dad!
I ran out of glue.
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Well, you got plenty
on your hands there.
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If you run out of that,
there's more on my shirt.
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Hey! Look out, autumn!
Glue hands!
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Ew! Gross, Dale!
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I can't get
these scissors to work.
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Oh, Brick. Cutting's
hard for you, isn't it?
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Here, let me help you.
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Hey. We don't get too many dads
in here. How you holding up?
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Oh, you know, it's a good chance
to see the kids and everything.
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It's a nightmare, isn't it?
I'm this close to pulling a fire alarm.
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Which one's yours?
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Autumn Wagner.
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Oh, yeah? You know, I think
Brick's got a crush on her.
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That's so cute!
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Dad blabbed to autumn's mom
that I like autumn.
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She told autumn, and now
everything's wrecked!
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Oh, nothing's wrecked.
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I'm done. Thanks a lot, dad.
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There's no advice on a candy
heart that can fix this.
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What? I was...
Making chitchat.
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Since when do you
make chitchat?
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I don't know. I... this mom
spoke to me, so I spoke back.
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Ohh. Hang on.
Was it pilates mom?
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I don't know.
She seemed fit.
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What'd she look like? I don't know.
Uh, ponytail, green eyes.
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You noticed the color
of her eyes?
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What color are my eyes?
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They change with the weather.
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Wrong, Mike. Brown.
Always brown.
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Rain, snow, sleet, or hail...
brown, brown, brown.
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- She approached me. - Yeah, well, when
you go back to do the Valentine party,
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just remember,
do your time, no chitchat.
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Back?
What do you mean, back?
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You only did the Valentine box.
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Now you gotta do the Valentine delivery
for Valentine's day. Think.
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I guess I didn't realize that
when I signed up.
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Or it could be the fact
that I never signed up.
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Well, maybe if I had
a ponytail and stretch pants,
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you wouldn't be
giving me so much crap.
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It was a jogging suit.
What am I wearing right now?
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Your eyes are brown.
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Uh, hi. I need to see you.
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I thought you might.
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Yeah, I'm a new student.
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I just transferred here from
Bobby knight junior high...
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ohh! You went to Bobby knight?
That totally makes sense!
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It's outside of a 40-mile
search radius. What?
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Nothing. Anyway, uh, I can't
find my Spanish class
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and they said I should
come to the office.
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Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah.
I-I can show you to your class.
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I work here in the office, so I
have an all-access hall pass.
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I'm kind of a big deal.
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I've seen the boiler room.
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Hey, buddy.
Can we talk to you for a sec?
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Listen, Brick, we know you
didn't want autumn to find out
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that you liked her yet,
but this could be a good thing.
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I had this whole plan.
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First she learns
she has a secret admirer.
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Then I share with her
the book that changed my life,
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"diary of a wimpy kid."
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Then, sometime in late may,
I sit down with her
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in front of the computer
and show her my favorite logos.
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This, of course,
leads to a discussion of fonts,
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and then she's mine.
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This is the plan I foiled?
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Listen. In matters of the heart,
you can't make plans, honey.
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No matter
how many plans we make,
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there's always a surprise
or a curve in the road,
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but sometimes they can lead to great things.
Right, Mike? Yep.
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Like, when I started
dating your dad,
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he took me
to this disgusting movie
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where a guy
cuts the cop's ear off,
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and I thought, "whoa,
what kind of person am I dating
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who likes this horrible,
horrible movie?"
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It could have ended
the whole deal right there.
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But he was cute,
so I kept dating him...
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hang on. Are you talking
about "Reservoir Dogs"?
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You loved "Reservoir Dogs.
" No, I didn't. So here's the thing.
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Even though you didn't want autumn to
know yet... you said you loved it.
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Well, I didn't. So even though
it's not what you planned,
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it's not the end of the world
or autumn, I promise you, okay?
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I thought you were cool, because
you liked "Reservoir Dogs."
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In fact, that's one of
the reasons I married you.
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18 years and 3 kids, Mike.
It worked out.
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You really didn't like
"Reservoir Dogs"?
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What part of it
didn't you like?
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00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,488
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe the gallons of blood.
234
00:10:30,841 --> 00:10:31,904
That's what made it cool!
235
00:10:34,609 --> 00:10:35,385
And there's my locker,
236
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:39,200
just in case you ever need...
Help or anything.
237
00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:42,889
Oh, and there's
a Valentine's dance coming up.
238
00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,889
I like Valentine's day,
239
00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:47,448
but my favorite holiday
is Halloween.
240
00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:49,649
So he wasn't picking up
on the hints,
241
00:10:49,753 --> 00:10:51,808
but Sue figured it was okay.
She had time.
242
00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:54,185
She was the only person
in the whole school he knew.
243
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:58,977
Well, here's your Spanish class.
And I just want you to know,
244
00:10:59,071 --> 00:11:00,768
when you need someone,
I'm around,
245
00:11:00,898 --> 00:11:03,985
'cause it can be hard to make
friends at a new school and...
246
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,185
hey, are you new?
You play basketball, right?
247
00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:08,248
Hey, guys! This is the new guy
who plays basketball.
248
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,169
Come on! It's so cool...
249
00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:19,322
Now that I'd been allowed to
spend a little time with Axl,
250
00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:21,820
i was hooked. I wanted more.
251
00:11:21,922 --> 00:11:23,506
Like stalking a deer
in the forest,
252
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,146
i was gonna have to
approach carefully
253
00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:26,475
so as not to scare him off.
254
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:30,139
So... have you, uh,
thought about
255
00:11:30,234 --> 00:11:32,643
where you're taking Vanessa
for dinner on Valentine's day?
256
00:11:32,731 --> 00:11:34,842
I don't know.
Maybe that place downtown.
257
00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:36,174
The one with the tablecloths.
258
00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,675
Oh. Have you been there?
'Cause, you know,
259
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,603
you don't want any surprises
on Valentine's day.
260
00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:44,418
Hey, here's an idea. What if you
and I went and checked it out?
261
00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:47,378
We had a good time yesterday.
We should, uh, go out again.
262
00:11:47,475 --> 00:11:48,987
Uh, I guess, if you're buying.
263
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:51,166
I'll be ready at 6:00.
264
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,811
I bet he just
doesn't recognize you.
265
00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:57,859
I mean, you were wearing
a crayon costume,
266
00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,539
and you haven't said
anything to him, either.
267
00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:00,714
Yeah, you're right.
268
00:12:00,796 --> 00:12:03,675
What if we went through
our whole lives
269
00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:04,819
without saying anything?
270
00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:06,396
We just loved each other
from afar.
271
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:10,299
It'd be like a classic tragedy.
Or a cw show.
272
00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:11,772
Here he comes
with the popular group.
273
00:12:15,058 --> 00:12:16,491
I'm gonna go talk to him.
274
00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:19,891
Excuse me? Hi.
275
00:12:22,594 --> 00:12:23,171
Wait...
276
00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:30,131
Are you all right?
277
00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,475
I'm sorry you didn't get to talk to him.
That's okay.
278
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,860
For, like, ten seconds,
I was in the popular group.
279
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:38,131
How was it?
280
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,347
Awesome!
281
00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,041
So we're in biology class...
Yeah.
282
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,643
And Ms. Devereaux turns on
the methane burner,
283
00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,843
and I go, "whoa, who farted?"
And everybody laughs.
284
00:12:49,964 --> 00:12:54,323
Axl, you are so funny.
Yeah. You know,
285
00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:56,443
you've actually been pretty cool
about helping me with Vanessa.
286
00:12:56,563 --> 00:12:58,843
Yeah, well...
I can be cool, you know.
287
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,155
Which you discovered
by spending time with me.
288
00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:03,834
Yeah. You know, some people
look at a girl with pink hair
289
00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:06,203
and five studs in her ear
and judge her a certain way.
290
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,091
Like, she absolutely
must have shoplifted
291
00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:10,331
that watch and lip gloss.
Like, oh, yeah... there's no way
292
00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:12,139
she could have put 'em
in a pocket as a joke
293
00:13:12,235 --> 00:13:14,395
and forgot about 'em.
But would the cop listen? No.
294
00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,403
Yeah, what do cops know?
295
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,496
We'll have the cr?me br?l?e.
Two spoons.
296
00:13:21,418 --> 00:13:23,803
So... I had a really
good time tonight.
297
00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:26,371
Yeah. Me, too.
Free dinner... what up!
298
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:29,619
You know, you and I should
do something again tomorrow.
299
00:13:29,787 --> 00:13:32,626
Uh, mom, tomorrow's
Valentine's day, remember?
300
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,980
Oh! Right. I forgot.
301
00:13:35,099 --> 00:13:36,392
I should probably
do something with your dad.
302
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:39,267
You want to come in?
303
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,214
Yeah. We both live here,
remember?
304
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:43,307
Right.
Right, right, right.
305
00:13:46,348 --> 00:13:47,459
Let's try to keep
the noise level down!
306
00:13:47,555 --> 00:13:49,139
Adults are getting a headache!
307
00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:53,178
Mr. heck? This lion Valentine
just has a question mark on it.
308
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,355
Is it from Brick?
309
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,267
Mike didn't want to make any
more trouble for Brick, so...
310
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:02,195
Nah. That doesn't look
like Brick's handwriting.
311
00:14:02,331 --> 00:14:04,842
But it sort of looks like
that kid's over there.
312
00:14:10,396 --> 00:14:13,091
Dad.
What did you say to autumn?
313
00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:15,882
Why is she hugging Jake
while holding my Valentine?
314
00:14:15,995 --> 00:14:17,580
I was trying to help you out.
315
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:20,813
By telling her
my Valentine was from Jake?
316
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,323
This is a disaster!
317
00:14:22,427 --> 00:14:25,882
How did you ever land mom?
You know nothing about women!
318
00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:29,467
Look, I thought...
Fine. I'll fix it.
319
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:32,661
Hey, autumn.
Um, you know what?
320
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:35,076
Uh, th-th-this card?
It is from Brick.
321
00:14:35,987 --> 00:14:37,163
Nuh-unh. It's from me.
322
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:40,157
Uh, come on, Jake.
You know it's not yours.
323
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,963
Yeah, it is. Okay, Jake.
I don't want to call you a liar,
324
00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:46,138
but I think we both know
what the truth is here.
325
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:50,507
Okay, maybe it's time for
a little handwriting analysis.
326
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,579
Here's one of yours... hey!
Now I only have 11 valentines!
327
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,110
I'm just borrowing it. This...
328
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,620
hey! Well, Brick's dad
took one of mine...
329
00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:59,482
now I have less valentines!
Look, I'm gonna give it back. Hang on, okay?
330
00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:02,232
You can have one of mine, Heather.
You like Heather I thought you liked me.
331
00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,412
I don't like her!
He does like me!
332
00:15:04,499 --> 00:15:07,035
Nobody likes me! Hey!
Oh, all right. That's no w...
333
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,043
because you yelled at me!
I'm stuck to my mailbox!
334
00:15:09,123 --> 00:15:11,619
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey!
335
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:15,123
All right! That's it! That's it!
We're shutting it down!
336
00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:19,195
Party's over! Here we go.
You guys shouldn't be
337
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,499
celebrating Valentine's day
anyway,
338
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,196
because it's a scam cooked up
by the greeting card companies.
339
00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:26,204
You know what you should be
doing? You should be studying.
340
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,323
'Cause guess what they're doing
in China right now?
341
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:31,124
They are doing math
and they're learning
342
00:15:31,210 --> 00:15:32,915
how to be c.E.O.S
of greeting card companies
343
00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:36,459
so they can sell us Americans
a heart-shaped load of crap!
344
00:15:43,891 --> 00:15:45,580
Banned.
345
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,370
You got banned, too?
346
00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,178
Nice job, cupid.
347
00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:55,929
I'm telling you, this whole day
is just a scam started...
348
00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:58,594
eh... I'm getting a beer.
349
00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:02,307
What is that?
350
00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:05,064
That's Vanessa! She's
picking me up on her motorcycle.
351
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:06,834
A motorcycle?
352
00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:11,026
Oh, go just how horrible
was this girl gonna be?
353
00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:13,730
But hey,
354
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,659
your imagination's always worse
than the real thing, right?
355
00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:21,114
Oh, no. Real thing's worse.
So much worse.
356
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:23,650
Is this Axl's house?
357
00:16:26,223 --> 00:16:27,106
Gotta go. Bye.
358
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,098
What was that?
359
00:16:32,146 --> 00:16:35,090
Vanessa. Axl told me
a few scary things about her,
360
00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:37,193
but I didn't think
she would be that bad.
361
00:16:37,634 --> 00:16:39,930
You knew about it?
And you didn't try to stop it?
362
00:16:40,018 --> 00:16:42,945
Hey, neither one of us
is batting 1.000 right now.
363
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,386
I know why
you didn't say anything.
364
00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:48,834
You're too busy dating our son.
365
00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:54,426
What? That is not true.
We went out a couple of times.
366
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,674
We went shopping,
we had a nice dinner,
367
00:16:56,762 --> 00:17:00,097
we got some ice cream...
Oh, my God, I'm dating our son.
368
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,889
So with all the Brick
and Axl drama going on,
369
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:07,593
it was easy to overlook Sue.
We probably shouldn't have.
370
00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:10,889
Sue decided that the only way
he was gonna remember
371
00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,993
their Halloween kiss
was to jog his memory.
372
00:17:14,922 --> 00:17:16,413
Now, in order
for Sue's plan to work,
373
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:20,185
200 8th graders needed to be
empathetic and understanding.
374
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:24,385
Unfortunately, only five were,
375
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:26,213
and they were afraid
of being made fun of,
376
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,722
so they laughed, too.
377
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,134
Hey, crayon girl, wait!
378
00:17:31,232 --> 00:17:32,802
Me?
379
00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:35,090
So you are the girl
from Halloween.
380
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,217
I thought
that was you the other day.
381
00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:38,481
Why didn't you say anything?
382
00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:41,162
Well, you didn't say
anything to me.
383
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,673
Well, after you showed me
around, I never saw you again.
384
00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:46,138
That's 'cause you're
in the popular crowd.
385
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:50,908
I was in it for a while,
but I sort of got bounced out.
386
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,680
Well, I-I should be...
Getting back to the dance.
387
00:17:57,557 --> 00:17:59,773
Yeah.
I have to get going, too.
388
00:18:00,269 --> 00:18:01,709
It's a long bike ride home.
389
00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:09,084
Hey, what's your name?
390
00:18:11,397 --> 00:18:12,357
It's Sue.
391
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,861
I'm Joe.
I'll see you around, Sue.
392
00:18:17,102 --> 00:18:18,845
Okay. See you around, Joe.
393
00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,277
Popular boy
is gonna see me around!
394
00:18:28,916 --> 00:18:31,373
Well, I don't know
what the holdup is.
395
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,680
The restaurant didn't take this
long when Axl took me there...
396
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,221
When we went there as mother and son.
You're pathetic.
397
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,237
Hey.
Hold up there.
398
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:43,413
We want to have a talk with you
about Vanessa. Have a seat.
399
00:18:43,844 --> 00:18:46,389
Oh, good. All night long,
I was worried you guys
400
00:18:46,469 --> 00:18:48,924
wouldn't be waiting up
to have a talk when I got home.
401
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,653
Have you thought
about where this thing
402
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,773
with Vanessa is headed?
You know, besides jail?
403
00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:55,381
It's easy to get
swept away by someone
404
00:18:55,477 --> 00:18:57,557
who's exciting and different,
but you could end up
405
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,950
with someone who doesn't share your
interests and values. Tell me about it.
406
00:19:01,062 --> 00:19:05,132
It was a rotten movie!
It was the whole reason I asked you out again.
407
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,511
You said you liked it.
Yeah, well, you said you liked Bonnie Raitt.
408
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,253
People lie, Mike. They lie.
You can't show anyone
409
00:19:10,348 --> 00:19:13,485
who you really are until they're
stuck with you. That's love.
410
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:14,782
Well, it seems like
411
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:17,284
you guys have got some stuff
to work through, so...
412
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,468
Hold on... don't worry.
I'm not gonna go out with her anymore.
413
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,149
She's a vegetarian.
It's a total dealbreaker.
414
00:19:25,774 --> 00:19:27,076
That was easy.
415
00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,608
I went to the dance
dressed as a crayon
416
00:19:33,712 --> 00:19:35,919
to get a boy to notice me.
Good night.
417
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:39,552
How'd we let that
slip through the cracks?
418
00:19:39,664 --> 00:19:41,328
We have three kids.
We're outnumbered.
419
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,265
Yeah we should have kept
a man-to-man defense.
420
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,849
Why'd we have the third, again?
421
00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:47,881
Valentine's day, ten years ago?
422
00:19:48,384 --> 00:19:49,144
Oh, yeah.
423
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:52,216
You complained about having to
take me out, so... we stayed in.
424
00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:55,461
Yep. Saved a few bucks
on that one, didn't I?
425
00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:59,168
Sure, Valentine's day
might be a scam
426
00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:01,225
cooked up by
the greeting card companies...
427
00:20:02,752 --> 00:20:03,648
But whether planned...
428
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,575
Same time tomorrow
after third period?
429
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:10,504
Okay.
430
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:16,688
Or unplanned...
431
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,728
I know this wasn't from Jake.
432
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:21,241
He drew butts
on all of his valentines.
433
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,824
Would you like to come in
434
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,512
and I'll show you my favorite
fonts? Fonts.
435
00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,849
The thing that it's celebrating
is pretty great.
436
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:35,184
So?
437
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,153
No, I totally get it now.
I'm really liking it this time.
438
00:20:48,711 --> 00:20:54,000
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