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Valentine's day...
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when couples
take one special day
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to express their love
for each other.
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For couples with kids,
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valentine's day can be a
different story. happy valentine's day.
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yep.
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And this year
didn't hold the promise
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of being any different.
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Uh-oh.
Is it valentine's day?
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I owe you flowers. Yeah,
relax. It's not till saturday.
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Help!
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Brick forgot
he had to bring valentines
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to his social group tomorrow. The odd
squad's celebrating valentine's day, huh?
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That oughta be fun.
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Mike.
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A few weeks ago,
brick's teacher suggested
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he join a group
that helped kids like him
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learn better social skills.
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I'm not sure
how well it was working.
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Do you want
to play ker plunk?!
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No, thanks.
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Brick, remember,
we make eye contact
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when we're talking
to a friend.
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Sorry.
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No, thanks.
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Here we go.
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Four perfectly good ones.
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Buzz lightyear,
powerpuff girls,
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prpretty princess
and a dove.
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This is a sympathy card.
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Well, slap a heart
on the "sorry for your loss,"
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and we're good to go. Hey, you
guys got a minute? Excellent.
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On "v" day, I'm taking out
this chick kristen...
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A senior, freakishly hot.
Wait, what happened to kate?
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God, we broke up,
like, three months ago.
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Read my facebook status.
Anyway, here's the plan.
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I pick her up, I say,
"we're just going for burgers,"
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she's a little disappointed,
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then I drive past the burger
place to the red lantern,
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she's like, "what?"
i'm like, "yeah!"
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we get to the table,
a dozen red s, I'm in.
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in?
What do you mean, "in"?
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You know. I figure $100
will cover it, $120 with gas.
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What do you say? Dad?
I say no.
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Seriously?!
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God, I figured once you heard
how awesome my plan was,
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you'd want to donate.
I mean, you were young once,
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before you got old and lame, but
whatever. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Heck.
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In order to understand
our reaction, you need to know
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a few weeks ago,
carly looked like this...
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hi, Mr. And Mrs. Heck.
Is sue here?
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Notice anything different
about carly?
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Yeah!
She got her braces off.
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Yeah. oh. yeah,
now that you mention it...
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Wow, yeah. I-i-I thought
something was different.
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She is so lucky,
isn't she?
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She got a glow-in-the-dark
retainer and everything.
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We're gonna go see
if it works.
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Whoa.
Yeah.
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A hot girl who still thinks
she's a geek.
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Some 13-year-old boy
is going to be very lucky.
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I want you to know,
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zack has been having so
much fun with brick. Really?
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Brick? Brick heck?
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Oh, yeah.
He talks about him all the time.
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The thing is,
he was wondering if brick
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would like to have a sepover
at our house this weekend.
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A sleepover?
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Don't cry. Do not cry.
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Zack.
Is that "hands-in-the-pants"
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or the one that keeps smelling
his fingers? That's all one kid.
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No, zack is the cat kid, and he's
a total get! The cat is the get?
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Oh, yeah. He's the most
popular kid in the group.
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Oh, my god.
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They'll be best friends,
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and maybe they can
room together in college
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and then get
an apartment afterwards,
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and then he won't come back
and live with us.
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He's all set.
Oh, it's all working out.
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Worries over.
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Easy, girl.
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It's a long fall
from up there.
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So a few days later,
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it actually was
valentine's day.
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Whoa!
What are you doing, buddy?
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Practicing for my sleepover.
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Lookin' good.
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Happy valentine's day.
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Squirrel ate half a bird
and left it on the patio.
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I'll chuck it
in the nghbor's yard later.
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Hello, everybody.
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What's with the eyes? You in
a play or something? I'm...
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Have plans with carly tonight,
remember?
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Besides, I wear makeup.
I wear makeup all the time.
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Eh, I don't think so.
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I think I would've remembered
the look. Okay, can you just...
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Sue, honey...
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I think I know
what the makeup is about.
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When I was your age,
I had a friend just like carly
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who, you know,
blossomed before I did
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and made me feel
a little self-conscious.
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But it'll happen
for you, too. It will.
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What, 'cause she got
her braces off faster?
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You know,
she only had an overbite.
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I had jaw issues
and a tongue thrust.
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I don't know what I meant.
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Well,
if I haven't blossomed,
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then why would I have
gotten invited
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to the seventh and eighth grade
boy-girl party? Huh?
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You were invited to a
boy-girl party? Uh-huh.
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By an eighth grader.ghth grade
he asked carly to come,h?
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And then she asked
if she could bring a friend,
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and the guy said yes!
No boy-girl parties.
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mom,
That is totally unfair.
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We are, like, the only two
people in the class
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that haven't been to one yet,
and then all of a sudden,
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carly got invited,
and now this is our chance!
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Please, mom! Please. I
didn't say that you couldn't,
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but your dad and I
have to discuss it.
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No boy-girl parties.
End of discussion.
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Axl was going to boy-girl
parties when he was 12!
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Yeah, well,
we were bad parents then.
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We've learned from our mistakes.
I am growing up.
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Why can't you guys
just trust that
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the values you've instilled
in me are strong enough
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to keep me
from making bad decisions?
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Mike, she's in junior hi now.
She's ready.
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But I'm not.
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And guess
brick was growing up, too.
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And I wasn't
leaving anything to chance.
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Okay, we've got a book...
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Backup book...
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Extra book...
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Your reading flashlight,
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another book
and one more book.
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Meow!
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He's so excited.
Zack, talk like a person.
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So is brick.
Brick, put down the book.
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I just really hope
this works.
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Me, too.
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Me, too.
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Hey, dad.
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No money.
Hear me out.
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Turns out, kristen's friends
were dateless on valentine's...
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Don't know why
'cause they're hot...
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But she wanted to hang out
as more of a group thing.
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Lucky sean and darrin
were free,
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so the pn now
is to just, you know,
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all go out for burgers.
Should still be cool... I think.
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$50 to $75
gets you on the ground floor.
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Fine.
Have no vision. Whatever.
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Ciao, losers!
Night's gonna be awesome.
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Hey, lady gaga,
love your music.
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Oh, hey, axl.
I was gon...
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Carly's mom is outside.
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Oh! My first boy-girl party! Ha!
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How do I look?
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Very pretty.
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Be a good girl.
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dad.
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Okay, okay.
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Have fun.
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Bible fun!
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God sees everything you do!
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Even in the dark!
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Wait.
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Do you hear that?
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That's the sound
of no kids in the house.
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Oh, my god, mike.
We're alone.
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On valentine's day!
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We haven't been alone
on valentine's day
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nce axl was born.
What should we do?
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No, no, no, wait!
Wait. Don't you see?
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We don't have to do it fast
this time.
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We could go to dinner,
then come back
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and then do that afterwards.
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Yeah...
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After dinner isn't always
your sexiest time.
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Oh, my god,
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i'm dying!
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Why did you let me order
that mud pie?
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And all those breadsticks?
ugh!
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I'm so bloated.
I'm gonna explode.
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I'm just saying
maybe we should do it now
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while we're still...
Light on our feet.
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How about...
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We knock one off now,
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then have dinner,
then come back
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and do it again.
You really up to that?
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I don't know,
but I'd sure like to try.
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Well, light a candle
and put on the lionel richie.
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It's go time!
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Forget the music.
We got a candle.
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Get over here!
Oh, you're right.
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Just wanted it
to be perfect.
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Whoo, baby!
Come on, baby.
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Oh, god! Unnatural!
Guys, hide your eyes!
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Mr. Heck, Mrs. Heck,
great to see you both.
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Hope you're having
a fantastic valentine's day.
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Why are you guys here? Yeah,
what happened to your dates?
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It's kind of
hilarious, actually.
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So they met
these college guys,
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but they
don't even like 'em,
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so these guys are taking 'em out
to a "fancy restaurant,"
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and thenhe girls
are gonna call us after.
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These guys are stuck
paying for their dinner,
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and thene get them
for the good part.
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Stupid colge guys!
Pretty sweet deal for us.
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All the reward with none
of the expense. Yeah, okay.
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You kids take care.
We're going out.
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Oh, hey, mom.
Before you go,
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could you make us something
to eat? Whatever's fast.
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Keep walking.
Just keep walking.
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Axel did us a favor.
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This opportunity was too rare
to waste at home.
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We were going out
for valentine's day
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to our favorite
romantic restaurant.
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It was dark, it was cozy,
it was...
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a relax the back store?
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I guess it has been
a long time.
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Meow?
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No, thanks.
Meow, meow?
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'cause I don't likfootball.
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Do you have any board games
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that involve strategy
or fantasy role-playing?
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I have a ball
with a bell in it.
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How about crazy eights?
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Hard to shuffle with paws.
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You can take them off.
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You're remarkably catlike
even without 'em.
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2 for dinner. Okay. And you're
fine with a 45-minute wait?
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You could at least
have put our name in.
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You know I don't wait for more
than ten minutes. Oh, I know.
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I know everything about you.
No surprises here. Okayrelax.
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See? Here's another place.
This looks...
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Wow! That line wraps
around the building, too, huh?
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What are you doing?
Don't... Don't do that.
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Are you already going there? We've
been in this car for two hours!
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How was I supposed to know
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that every restaurant would be
crowded tonight? It's valentine's day!
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Oh, think, mike! Think!
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This was our one chance to have
some fun and celebrate our love,
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and you blew it!
I hope you're happy!
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Oh, I am.
I definitely am.
246
00:11:05,355 --> 00:11:08,390
wow, sue. You look so pretty
with all that makeup...
247
00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:11,727
Like a kardashian.
I feel like one.
248
00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:16,899
Let's make a pact
that we won't leave each other
249
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,835
the whole night.
Okay!
250
00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:22,204
Hey, you want to dance?
Okay.
251
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,143
Go! Go. It's fine.
252
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,146
I need to check
my eye shadow anyway.
253
00:11:38,621 --> 00:11:40,890
table for two.
254
00:11:40,891 --> 00:11:42,624
And you're fine
with a 2-hour wait?
255
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,660
He is.
256
00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:47,329
I do get to wait in this drafty
doorway the whole time, right?
257
00:11:47,330 --> 00:11:49,331
'cause I certainly
wouldn't want to be comfortable.
258
00:11:49,332 --> 00:11:52,168
You are so not getting any
when we get home.
259
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,236
I don't want any.
260
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,585
we already know what we want.
I'll have the tour of italy
261
00:11:58,586 --> 00:12:00,921
with a house salad,
and he'll have the fettuccine.
262
00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:04,157
And can we get some breadsticks and can
you make it snappy? She's not our waitress.
263
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,527
I'm sorry. I don't know
how to act in a restaurant.
264
00:12:06,528 --> 00:12:09,395
I haven't been in one in
16 years. Oh, ha ha ha.
265
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,364
I'll get your server.
266
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,303
What?
267
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:27,880
i'm sorry.
Sorry I'm so cranky.
268
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,049
It's okay.
I'm used to it.
269
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,918
Okay.
270
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,856
Let's just start
the whole night over again now.
271
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,457
Okay?
272
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,828
I mean,
look at all these people,
273
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,730
looking
into each other's eyes.
274
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,566
We haven't looked each other
in the eye for forever.
275
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,971
Let's look
into each other's eyes.
276
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,110
You look tired.
So do you.
277
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,712
Have you always had
that thing there? What?
278
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,581
You should get it checked.
279
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,717
Can we stop looking now?
Yeah, let's.
280
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,719
New idea.
281
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,622
Let's each name
our five favorite moments
282
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,192
of our marriage, but you
n't use our wedding day
283
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,794
or the birth of our kids in
your top five. I wasn't going to.
284
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,396
You...
285
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,331
Breadsticks!
286
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,170
It's been three hours.
Text 'em again.
287
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,839
Eh, it's cool. They're just
playing hard to get.
288
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,175
We can play
hard to get, too.
289
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,311
We should just
stop texting them.
290
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,980
But how are they gonna know
we're playing hard to get
291
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,250
if they're not trying to get us? Mm. We
text 'em, tell 'em we're done texting,
292
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,120
we drive over there,
darrin puts on a hockey mask,
293
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,122
scares those
college guys away,
294
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,757
we beat up darrin,
we're the big heroes,
295
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,460
and the girls show us
their appreciation.
296
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,029
I love it.
297
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,998
But how can we drive over there
if we don't know where they are?
298
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,935
Damn, you're right. Well...
299
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,903
Someone remember that plan
300
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,339
because that is too good
not to use.
301
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,311
You're really good
at this.
302
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,212
I've been practicing.
303
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,780
Practicing.
304
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,816
Why do you whisper
like that?
305
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,585
Probably the same reason
you like to be a cat.
306
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,421
Meow.
307
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,223
My mom gave me a valentine
with some chocolate.
308
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,625
You want some?
Awesome! Thanks.
309
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,461
Squeaky mouse?
310
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,129
I'm good.
311
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,599
Wait, I got one.
What?
312
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,601
Colts winning
the super bowl.
313
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,803
The colts winning
the super bowl
314
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,806
is your fourth favorite moment
of our marriage?
315
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,276
Because... When all
the other wives got bored
316
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,778
and went into the kitchen
to have wine,
317
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,813
you stayed right by me
and shared my beer.
318
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,750
I am cool.
319
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,286
Yes, you are.
320
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,425
Zack's mom.
mm.
321
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,594
Hi. Everything okay?
322
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,129
No, it's okay.
323
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,865
But they said they'd take him
for the night. A deal's a deal!
324
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,702
Yeah, I understand.
I'll be right there. Bye.
325
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,873
Well, we gave it a shot.
326
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,043
I'll meet you back here
in 16 years. No, no, no!
327
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,512
I'm so enjoying
being with you here right now.
328
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,481
I don't want it to stop.
329
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,617
Judon't move. I'll figure
something out. Okay.
330
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,752
And if the guy
with the breadsticks comes by,
331
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,786
hit me.
332
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,893
Hey, carly's friend.
333
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,895
We're about to play
"have you ever?"
334
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,364
and "would you rather?"
and "never, ever, have I ever."
335
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,333
Come on.
Everybody's doing it.
336
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,637
Want a beer? I brought it
from home. No! No, I don't!
337
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,705
Well,
then you wanna make out?
338
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:44,309
Everybody,
just leave me alone!
339
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,878
I am so sorry.
I don't know what happened.
340
00:15:55,112 --> 00:15:56,447
We try and keep chocolate
out of the house
341
00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:59,449
because of how zack reacts.
342
00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:03,219
I don't know
where he got it from.
343
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,354
Zack, get off the curtains!
344
00:16:05,388 --> 00:16:07,256
Did you give him chocolate?
345
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:09,959
It made him purr.
346
00:16:09,993 --> 00:16:13,028
Brick is just great.
347
00:16:13,063 --> 00:16:15,264
We should
do this again soon.
348
00:16:15,298 --> 00:16:18,934
Really? You want him
to come over again?
349
00:16:18,969 --> 00:16:21,370
Oh, yeah.
Brick is a dream.
350
00:16:21,404 --> 00:16:22,738
I think
351
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:27,877
he's the most normal
kid in the group. Oh!
352
00:16:29,179 --> 00:16:31,680
See? It's like
he's not even here.
353
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,916
Let's just start our night again
one more time.
354
00:16:33,984 --> 00:16:36,018
Come on.
Back to us, all right?
355
00:16:36,052 --> 00:16:38,053
Valentine's day.
Let's reclaim the magic.
356
00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:40,555
And you owe me one more
great marriage moment.
357
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:42,224
Okay.
358
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:45,494
Give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
359
00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:48,563
I got one. This is a good one.
The time that we...
360
00:16:48,598 --> 00:16:50,332
Son of a...
361
00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:54,203
Hi, honey.
It's sue.
362
00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:56,738
Everyone is
making out everywhere,
363
00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:58,740
and there is beer.
Someone brought beer?
364
00:16:58,775 --> 00:17:02,845
Who has beer? Oh, I don'know.
Some guy with pretty hair.
365
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:06,215
And they lit up incense. I'm not
sure if it's illegal or not,
366
00:17:06,249 --> 00:17:07,950
but I'm pretty sure it is.
367
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,886
I really wanna come home,
but then everyone is gonna think
368
00:17:10,921 --> 00:17:12,988
i'm an immature dork for wanting
to leave. I'll be right there.
369
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,892
Oh, my god.
370
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:19,995
You were right.
She wasn't ready for this.
371
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:23,465
I'm sorry, did you just say
I was right and you were wrong?
372
00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:27,369
This is
my fifth favorite moment.
373
00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:31,040
Don't move.
374
00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:33,309
Where's my daughter?
375
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,344
Sue heck?!
376
00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:38,580
Sue heck,
I ow you're in here!
377
00:17:41,617 --> 00:17:44,186
I told you I didn't want you
to come here tonight.
378
00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:45,921
We are leaving immediately.
379
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,657
And if I ever catch you sneaking
out of the house again...
380
00:17:49,893 --> 00:17:51,660
Ah! And it's not gonna help
381
00:17:51,694 --> 00:17:55,197
a servir for you to beg me to
let you stay just one more hour.
382
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,469
Oh, my god!
You're the worst dad ever!
383
00:18:00,503 --> 00:18:02,872
Can you believe this?
384
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,440
Just as the party was
getting good.
385
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,043
Man, this stinks!
386
00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:09,578
Mr. Heck?
387
00:18:09,612 --> 00:18:12,714
My dad didn't want me to come here
either, did he? No, he did not.
388
00:18:12,749 --> 00:18:15,550
You're coming with us.
Get in the car!
389
00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:18,888
Thank you so much, Mr. Heck. Be
cool. You're blowing our cover.
390
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,330
dude, we've been duped.
391
00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:30,866
We're losers!
392
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,935
Losers who have been duped.
393
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:34,904
hey!
394
00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:36,605
We're not losers.
395
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,340
They're losers.
396
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,410
Look at what
they're missing out on.
397
00:18:41,444 --> 00:18:43,512
Check out these guns.
398
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:44,880
We rock.
399
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,548
Yeah.
400
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:49,684
Yeah! I'm a football hero,
for god sake!
401
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:51,620
Read it and weep!
402
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:54,156
They'd take us back if we showed
'em what they're missing.
403
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:56,758
Shirts off, gentlemen!
404
00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:04,566
All right. Sean, get in closer
behind darrin.
405
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,169
Darrin, squeeze in.
Closer.
406
00:19:07,203 --> 00:19:09,738
Keep flexing.
Squeeze and now smile.
407
00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:12,041
Smile like we're digging
not being with them.
408
00:19:18,048 --> 00:19:20,749
Dude, we look like three
naked guys hugging each other.
409
00:19:20,783 --> 00:19:23,819
And you can't see what our
hands are doing. And it's sent!
410
00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:27,923
Oh, yeah!
We nailed them so bad!
411
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,059
High-five, my brothers!
412
00:19:32,195 --> 00:19:34,863
I'm so glad your dad
got me out of there, too.
413
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,433
I bet the cops are breaking up
that party right now.
414
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,535
We were lucky to get out
of there alive. I know.
415
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,904
Pinky swear
we never do it again.
416
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:44,406
Unless someone cute
invites us.
417
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,409
Here you go.
Oh, mike! Aw!
418
00:19:47,444 --> 00:19:50,379
Happy valentine's day.
419
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,247
Mud pie!
420
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,987
Ladies.
You two look lovely tonight.
421
00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:00,189
Mr. Heck,
nice to see you again.
422
00:20:00,223 --> 00:20:02,624
We already did that.
What are you guys doing here?
423
00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:06,928
What happened to your women? Aw, we blew
'em off. Too many head games. Whatever.
424
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,198
Truth is, I'd rather spend
valentine's day
425
00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:13,435
with the one woman who means more
to me than anything. Oh, my god! Oh!
426
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,970
That was hilarious!
427
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,540
Did you see how she actually
bought that for a second?
428
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:21,843
Oh, sucker!
Ooh. Boom.
429
00:20:21,878 --> 00:20:24,380
So you want
to start our night over now?
430
00:20:24,414 --> 00:20:27,416
No. We've tried starting over
three times.
431
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,351
We need to face facts.
432
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:32,654
This is it.
This is the night we're having.
433
00:20:32,688 --> 00:20:35,391
So mike and I didn't get
to spend valentine's day
434
00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,993
alone together after all,
but that's okay.
435
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,229
'Cause someday
axl will be off on a date,
436
00:20:40,263 --> 00:20:43,832
and sue will be kissing boys
at a party, and brick...
437
00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:46,435
well, brick will probably be
living in our basement.
438
00:20:46,469 --> 00:20:48,003
But the point is,
439
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,872
someday we'll Miss these
valentine's days together.
440
00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:56,078
So I figured we should treasure
every lame one we had left.
441
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:02,000
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