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"Thanksgiving"
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FRANKIE: Thanksgiving aroundhere is all about tradition,
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spending timewith your family
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and being thankfulfor everything you have.
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Of course, everyone hastheir favorite thing.
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For Axl,it's my cranberry sauce.
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For Mike,it's my mashed potatoes.
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(beep)
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Sue and Brick lovemy home-made pie.
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But what I love most
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is the warm, loving feelingI get from...
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- (bell rings)
- Saving up to 80%
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on the dayafter Thanksgiving--
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- Black Friday.
- (shouting)
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Okay, it's one week
to Thanksgiving.
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The mall opens at midnight,
so we've got to be prepared.
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Sue's on housewares,
Axl's on sporting goods,
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Brick can
ferret through the crowd,
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so he's on electronics.
Then we'll all rally
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- back at the escalator at 0100.
- Sir, yes, sir.
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Oh, and when you invite
your dad for Thanksgiving,
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can you ask him if he'll drop us off
and then wait for us
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so we don't get stuck behind some
slow driver looking for a spot?
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Mike...
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- Can't you invite him this year?
- He's your dad.
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(groans)
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He's such a pain!
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He'll say he doesn't want
to be a bother
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and drag it out until I end up
begging him, like always.
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Mike, someday that old pain in
the ass won't be here anymore,
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and then you'll be
begging to beg someone.
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Fine, I'll ask him,
but I'm not begging.
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Can we go
to the corn maze today?
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Nothing says fall inthe Midwest like a corn maze.
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It's just aboutthe most fun thing ever.
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Oh, I am not dragging my butt
through another corn maze.
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- I just can't do it.
- But I've never been.
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What are you talking about?
We've been a million times.
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With Sue and Axl.
I never got to go.
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I never get
to go anywhere.
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That's 'cause
you're their least favorite.
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Ironically, at the moment,Axl was my least favorite.
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Okay, we'll find a time
to take you,
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but today isn't it.
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Hey, can I go snowmobiling
with my friends on Thanksgiving?
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No.
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No, dude, I can't. She just
totally freaked out on me!
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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We were square dancing
in gym class,
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and this boy Brad Bottig
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kept asking me to dance
all week, and then today
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on the third allemande left,
he asked me to be his girlfriend!
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Oh, my God!
I have a boyfriend!
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(screams)
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She's just a kid, Frankie.
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- I don't know if I like this.
- (door closes)
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Oh, this is just
an innocent junior high thing.
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- Don't you think we can trust her?
- It's the guy I don't trust.
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I took square dancing
for one reason--
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It's a meat market.
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60% off on
a power sander for Mike,
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100 barrettes for Sue
at Claire's for $1,
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2-for-1 cargo pants
for Brick.
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(chuckling)
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Look at me!
I'm trembling.
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I think what I'm most
looking forward to
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is watching home movies,
singing around the piano.
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My niece, who I haven't seen
in 14 years is coming in.
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(gasps)
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I gotta get air mattresses
just to host everyone!
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MAN: Bob, Hometown Buffetcalled about
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your Thanksgiving reservation.They want to know if
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you'd share a two-topwith a widower.
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- We eat at 6:00.
- Oh, thank you!
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All right, team, bring it in.
Take a knee.
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Sales are
at an all-time low.
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That is why I'm switching
to a 365-day schedule,
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like that diner out
on Route 7.
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They do very well.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Are you saying that
we're working on Thanksgiving?
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(scoffs) Mr. Ehlert,
that is just wrong.
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Well, so is taking the country
away from a bunch of Indians,
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but aren't you glad
we did?
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(clears throat)
Mr. Ehlert?
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What now?
Tampon machine empty?
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N-no, actually, sir,
I was wondering
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if I could possibly,
in any way,
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have Thanksgiving off
to spend with my family?
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Okay, we're gonna
play a little game called
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"I be you, you be me."
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"Mr. Ehlert,
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"I know I'm the newest employee
with the worst sales record,
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"and even though I whine
about equality for women
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"in the workplace,
can I have Thanksgiving off
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"so I can hug my family
all day long,
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"even though two minutes ago,
you said I had to work?"
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Yes?
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Okay, I'm me again.
No!
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(sighs) Please.
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My family needs Thanksgiving,
and I'm the mom.
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I have to cook in the morning,
and we eat in the afternoon.
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Fine. You can
work the evening shift.
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And if you're still here,
you can work all day Christmas.
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Christmas?
Thanksgiving?
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This man's crazy.
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Who the hell buys a car
on Thanksgiving, anyway?
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I know it sucks, but I'm not
gonna let it ruin our day.
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We'll eat earlier,
then I'll go in to work,
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then I'll meet you and the kids
at the mall at midnight.
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And be sure to tell your dad
about the time change.
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- You haven't invited him yet.
- I will, woman. Back off.
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- (sighs)
- (door opens)
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Mom, Dad?
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This is brad...
my boyfriend.
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(squeals)
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(sniffs)
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- Be cool.
- Yeah.
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Hi, Brad!
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(effeminately)
Hi, you guys.
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Oh my gosh, I'm super excited
to finally meet my GF's P's.
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"Girlfriend's parents."I looked it up later.
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Well, we are so excited
to meet you, too, Brad,
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- aren't we, Mike?
- Yep.
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So you--you, uh, like to...
square-dance, huh?
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Oh, I just love
square dancing.
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Well, all types of dance,
really, you know?
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Ballet, tap, rhythmic.
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O.M.G., is that
vintage flannel?
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No. Just--just old.
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And super cute.
(chuckles)
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Well, thanks.
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We're gonna go get
my "Flashdance" CD,
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and Brad's gonna show me
some choreography he made up.
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Well, he seems nice.
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Very!
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- Still worried?
- No.
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You think we should
say something to Sue?
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No. She'll figure it out
eventually, or he will.
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What? (gasps)
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The Black Friday sale
is earlier this year.
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- What's earlier than midnight?
- 6:00 on Thanksgiving Day.
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We have got to be there
when the doors open!
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Look, the first
100 customers get 20% off
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and a free soft pretzel.
All right. Okay.
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I'm just gonna have to
go in and... (sighs)
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I'll ask Mr. Ehlert
for a different shift.
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I know
it's against the rules, but...
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can Brad and I
hang out in my room?
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Sure. Close the door
if we're bothering you.
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So Mike finally wentto ask his dad to Thanksgiving,
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which sounds easierthan it is,
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'cause Big Mike'skind of a hoarder
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who doesn't like toleave his house.
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Maybe 'cause he's got too muchpride to accept an invitation,
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Or maybe 'cause there's toomuch crap blocking the door.
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I know
you're home, Dad.
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Montgomery Ward went
out of business ten years ago.
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It's good to know.
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So Thanksgiving's coming up.
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Is it, now?
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Oh, well,
the calendar says it's today.
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Yeah, the calendar's
four years old, Dad.
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Oh.
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Anyway, Frankie's putting
together a nice dinner.
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You should come.
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I don't want
to be a bother.
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You're not a bother, Dad.
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Well, don't go
making turkey on my account.
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We're making it anyway.
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All of America is.
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If I come,
you'll just have to
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get another chair
out of the garage--
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All that hassle...
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Okay, Dad,
we're eating at 4:00.
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Come if you want.
Don't if you don't.
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That's not
much of an invite, is it?
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(sighs)
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Fortunately, not everyone'stoo proud to beg.
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Sir, I just found out
my Aunt Ginny
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needs emergency surgery
on the night of Thanksgiving,
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so could I please switch
to the afternoon shift
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so I can take her
to the hospital?
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Of course.
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- Thank you, Mr. Ehlert.
- And you're working Easter.
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Okay.
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Got the new
Thanksgiving schedule.
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It's a little funky.
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We're gonna have to eat dessert
in the car on the way home,
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and there's one little patch
midday where I'm gonna have to
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be in two places at the same time,
but I think a test drive
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or a long bathroom break
will take care of it.
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So, yeah, I think
I pretty much nailed it.
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I don't see
the corn maze on here.
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It's only open in the morning,
then they're plowing it down.
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Brick, I'm gonna teach you
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a little phrase that I think
will come in very handy.
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I call it, "Oh, well."
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You know, we went to Disneyland
once before you were born.
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It was awesome.
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Poor Brick. He wasthe forgotten third child,
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but there was no way I couldgo back in to Mr. Ehlert,
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and he was just gonna haveto understand that.
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So now the kidney's coming in
on an earlier flight,
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which means I need to
switch to the morning shift
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so I can drive the kidney to
the hospital. It's an H.M.O.
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Okay.
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(door closes)
I did it.
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It was hard,
but I figured it out.
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I put the turkey in tonight.
We all set our alarms.
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We eat dinner at dawn.
I'll work until 11:00,
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then we record
the football game
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while we take Brick
to the corn maze,
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come home, clean up, get to
the mall, and for dessert,
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we split a dairy-free yogurt
at the food court.
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I have a coupon.
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That sounds like
the worst Thanksgiving ever.
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It really does.
Can I go to Brad's instead?
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I really should be with
my boyfriend on Thanksgiving.
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I really just care
about the corn maze.
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No. Thanksgiving is
about family.
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We have Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny
coming over and Big Mike.
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Uh, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Probably not.
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I've asked you
to do one thing--
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Get your dad to come!
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Do you people realize what
I have gone through this week
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to make Thanksgiving
happen?
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- And now you guys don't appreciate--
- (horn honks)
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Oh, hey,
that's my ride.
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- (grunts)
- Hey.
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I figured once my friends came
to pick me up for snowmobiling,
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you'd be too embarrassed
to say no.
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You figured wrong.
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No!
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(tires squeal, vehicle departs)
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You know what?
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You don't care,
I don't care.
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Thanksgiving...
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(papers thud)
Canceled.
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Way to go, Brick.
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(sniffs)
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Where's the good smell?
246
00:10:42,263 --> 00:10:44,568
Wait. Did Mom really
cancel Thanksgiving?
247
00:10:44,801 --> 00:10:47,543
- Yeah. She's at work.
- Well, who's gonna make the turkey?
248
00:10:47,544 --> 00:10:49,271
Who's gonna bake
the frozen pies?
249
00:10:49,272 --> 00:10:51,049
Who's gonna open
the can of cranberry sauce?
250
00:10:51,365 --> 00:10:51,990
Not Mom.
251
00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:55,515
- Dude. That sucks.
- (can thuds)
252
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,842
That's why we're gonna
pick up the slack
253
00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,946
and pull Thanksgiving
together for her.
254
00:11:00,957 --> 00:11:02,250
That sounds hard.
255
00:11:02,814 --> 00:11:05,016
It's not hard.
It's not hard at all.
256
00:11:06,055 --> 00:11:06,535
Watch.
257
00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:15,324
(liquid drips)
258
00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:17,333
FRANKIE: So what if we hadno Thanksgiving?
259
00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:19,945
Just another day,just another dinner.
260
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:22,405
Not like anyonecared anyway.
261
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,115
Guess who made yams
with little marshmallows
262
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,410
for Thanksgiving dinner?
263
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,679
Oh, my God. I forgot
to tell you. I canceled that.
264
00:11:30,442 --> 00:11:32,260
A phone call
would have been nice.
265
00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:32,869
(thud)
266
00:11:34,554 --> 00:11:35,297
(sighs)
267
00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:39,515
Seven hours? I'm gonna have
to barbecue this thing.
268
00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:40,178
While I do that,
269
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,924
I want you to take your brother
to the corn maze.
270
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,712
Oh, God. Do you just,
like, stay up late
271
00:11:43,747 --> 00:11:45,117
trying to figure out ways
to ruin my life?
272
00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:45,925
Yes.
273
00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:49,326
Oh, hey, can I invite Brad
over to help?
274
00:11:49,722 --> 00:11:51,260
It's Thanksgiving.
Won't his parents miss him?
275
00:11:51,702 --> 00:11:54,176
Oh, they're just so excited
he has a girlfriend.
276
00:11:55,359 --> 00:11:56,089
I could see that.
277
00:11:56,786 --> 00:11:58,482
I wonder what our kids
will look like.
278
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,899
Mm. Depends what country
you get 'em from, right?
279
00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:02,225
Axl.
280
00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:08,173
Wow.
Now I get why they say
281
00:12:08,208 --> 00:12:10,129
the corn's as high
as an elephant's eye.
282
00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:11,900
(whispers)
Elephant.
283
00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:13,121
You know when I saw
an elephant?
284
00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:15,368
When Mom and Dad took us
to Africa on that safari.
285
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,041
(normal voice)
They did not.
286
00:12:17,248 --> 00:12:18,494
Did, too.
I peed in the Nile.
287
00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:22,974
'Sup?
288
00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:29,728
Brick?
289
00:12:30,797 --> 00:12:32,131
Brick?
290
00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:35,484
Brick!
291
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:39,844
There we were,stuck working on Thanksgiving,
292
00:12:39,845 --> 00:12:42,103
waiting for customerswho'd never come.
293
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,961
This is insane!
294
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:47,301
Nobody's gonna buy a car today.
Why are we even here?
295
00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:51,359
Oh, my--I just want to go home,
eat with my family,
296
00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:54,549
enjoy some holiday savings
and a free hot pretzel.
297
00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:57,061
That is my right
as an American.
298
00:12:57,096 --> 00:12:58,575
He can't take that away.
299
00:12:58,682 --> 00:13:01,565
Frankie is right. We should say
something to 00:13:05,040
He can't say no to all of us.
Right?
301
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,289
- That's right.
- Let's do this.
302
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:06,899
Let's do it.
303
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,564
Mr. Ehlert?
304
00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:18,043
(turns off TV)
(clears throat)
305
00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:19,657
We have something
to say.
306
00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:21,444
"We"?
307
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,928
I guess it's I.
I have something to say.
308
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:31,169
It's Thanksgiving,
Mr. Ehlert.
309
00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:34,868
We're supposed to be
with family, people we love,
310
00:13:34,903 --> 00:13:37,832
not people we sort of like
because we work with them.
311
00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:42,803
(voice breaking)
My wife left me.
312
00:13:42,838 --> 00:13:43,985
(crying)
313
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,157
Oh.
314
00:13:48,014 --> 00:13:48,783
Brick?
315
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:51,213
Brick.
316
00:13:55,409 --> 00:13:57,797
Hey, have you seen
a little kid about...
317
00:13:59,282 --> 00:13:59,882
This tall?
318
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,403
I lost my little brother,
you know.
319
00:14:02,438 --> 00:14:06,103
I lost my little brother
in the corn maze in '53.
320
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,566
When the wind
rustles the leaves,
321
00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:10,698
I can still
hear him calling.
322
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:13,431
Brick!
323
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:16,606
Now it all made sense.
324
00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:19,214
Mr. Ehlert wanted to stay openon Thanksgiving
325
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,301
'cause he didn't want to facethe holidays alone.
326
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:23,317
Sit with me, Frances.
327
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:26,157
Well, I-I did have
a kidney to pick up,
328
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,713
but, uh...
329
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,748
Okay.
330
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:31,874
(door closes)
331
00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:35,271
(continues pouring)
332
00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:37,971
Brick!
333
00:14:39,516 --> 00:14:41,596
Brick! Brick!
334
00:14:42,058 --> 00:14:43,122
Where are you?
335
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,270
Better find him
before they start plowin'.
336
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:48,679
Can't see a little boy from
high up on the corn chopper.
337
00:14:49,907 --> 00:14:50,818
Brick!
338
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:54,046
Brick! Brick!
339
00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:57,042
- (whistling)
- (crows cawing)
340
00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:03,514
Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie
are here.
341
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:04,050
(doorbell rings)
342
00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:06,247
Great.
Maybe they can help.
343
00:15:06,442 --> 00:15:07,849
- (both snoring)
FRANKIE: Aunt Ginny and Aunt Edie
344
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:10,106
haven't been able to helpsince 1978.
345
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:16,431
(singsong voice)
Happy Thanksgiving!
346
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,872
(squeals)
347
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:21,072
It's my boyfriend!
348
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:24,188
I made you this centerpiece
from the bounties of nature.
349
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:27,246
Oh, God.
You're so romantic.
350
00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:29,268
P.S., Mr. Heck,
351
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,908
there's a strange man
parked in front of your house.
352
00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:40,052
(male announcer callingsports game indistinctly)
353
00:15:43,035 --> 00:15:44,229
Hey, Dad.
What are you doing?
354
00:15:49,213 --> 00:15:51,233
Just listening
to the game.
355
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:53,580
You drove across town
for that?
356
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,033
Reception's
better over here.
357
00:15:56,829 --> 00:16:01,054
Plus I heard someone
threw a bread maker out
358
00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:01,986
in this neighborhood.
359
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:05,620
Well, as long as you're here,
you might as well come in.
360
00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:07,470
We're barbecuing
a whole turkey.
361
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,084
I don't want to be a bother.
362
00:16:09,119 --> 00:16:11,984
You're not a bother, Dad.
I want you to come in.
363
00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:18,003
Please.
I'm begging you.
364
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:20,759
Thanksgiving wouldn't be
the same without you.
365
00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,803
We wouldn't know what to do
if you didn't come.
366
00:16:22,929 --> 00:16:25,021
Yep,no stopping tradition.
367
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:26,911
(indistinct speaking stops)
368
00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:30,717
Guess I can listen
to this inside.
369
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,200
(door opens)
370
00:16:35,276 --> 00:16:36,018
Brick!
371
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:37,875
Brick! Hey!
372
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,275
Oh, my God!
Please help me find my brother!
373
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,160
- He's lost, and I'm so scared!
- Um, what's he wearing?
374
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,767
Uh, he's got, like,
a green jacket and a yellow hat,
375
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:47,897
and oh, my God,
he's dressed like corn.
376
00:16:48,121 --> 00:16:49,689
We are never gonna
find him in here!
377
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:50,728
BRICK: Hi.
378
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:53,226
Brick! Oh, my God.
379
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,205
I'm never letting you
out of my sight, okay?
380
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,913
Never, ever, ever, never,
ever again, all right?
381
00:16:59,587 --> 00:17:00,247
'Sup?
382
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,880
(groans)
383
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:05,517
(both laughing)
384
00:17:06,862 --> 00:17:09,944
You know what, Frances?
Go home.
385
00:17:10,902 --> 00:17:13,001
Go be with
your perfect family.
386
00:17:13,472 --> 00:17:14,350
Perfect?
387
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:19,118
My son
wanted to leave me
388
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:22,120
and spend Thanksgiving
with his friends.
389
00:17:22,155 --> 00:17:23,021
- No!
- Yeah.
390
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:27,618
And don't even get me started
on my husband and his dad. Ohh.
391
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,895
(whirring)
392
00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:31,325
(turns off saw)
393
00:17:32,589 --> 00:17:33,805
Grandpa Big Mike!
394
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:36,136
- Boys!
- How was the corn maze?
395
00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:39,213
- Axl hugged me.
- Oh, shut up, dweeb.
396
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,209
(whispers) I love you.
I love you so much.
397
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,385
You know what,
Mr. Ehlert?
398
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:45,297
I can c-call you that,
right, mr. Ehlert?
399
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,010
Mm.
400
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,298
(whispers)
I used to be scared of you.
401
00:17:49,222 --> 00:17:49,948
(normal voice)
I was.
402
00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:52,264
But you're just a big,
old teddy bear, right?
403
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:55,333
Marcy used to call me
her teddy bear.
404
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:59,593
Damn shame she couldn't get
over me working Thanksgiving.
405
00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:01,828
Wait.
406
00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:04,104
Hold on.
407
00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:06,270
Are you kidding me?
408
00:18:07,535 --> 00:18:11,058
I thought you were working today
because your wife left you,
409
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:15,432
but your wife left you
because you're working today?
410
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,891
Kept saying, "You can't
keep the dealership open!
411
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,071
Your only daughter's
coming in from Hawaii."
412
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,165
She can't tell me
what to do.
413
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:28,568
Oh, my God!
414
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:33,806
How dare you make me
waste my Thanksgiving
415
00:18:33,841 --> 00:18:35,573
feeling sorry for you?
416
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,443
You don't deserve
my sorry.
417
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:40,226
You know who deserves
my sorry? Me.
418
00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:41,985
I'm going home.
419
00:18:43,058 --> 00:18:45,899
And fire me,
don't fire me,
420
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:46,873
I don't care.
421
00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:51,507
But if you're on the fence,
don't fire me.
422
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,356
(snoring)
423
00:18:54,486 --> 00:18:55,326
(sighs)
424
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:57,808
(door opens)
425
00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:00,445
FRANKIE:
Thanks for the ride, Bob!
426
00:19:00,976 --> 00:19:02,512
She's here.
Let's surprise her.
427
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:06,544
(keys jangling,
doorknob rattling)
428
00:19:19,165 --> 00:19:20,349
ALL: Surprise!
429
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,292
(gasps) Ohh!
430
00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:24,256
Happy Thanksgiving, honey.
431
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,795
They did care.They are perfect.
432
00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:30,413
Come sit down.
433
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:31,815
(singsong voice)
Sit down, sit down.
434
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:35,965
Oh, and this all looks
so yummy.
435
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,412
- Hey. Mm.
- Mm.
436
00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:40,496
Frankie, you forgot your...
437
00:19:41,669 --> 00:19:42,833
"Canceled dinner"?
(purse thuds)
438
00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:45,842
God, this is like high school
all over again.
439
00:19:45,877 --> 00:19:48,891
Oh, no, Bob.
They surprised me...
440
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,458
My wonderful, sweet family.
441
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:58,733
I am so sorry
I yelled at you.
442
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:01,327
- We're sorry, too, honey.
- We love you, Mom.
443
00:20:01,724 --> 00:20:02,814
I love you, too.
444
00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:05,830
(voice breaking)
I got extra yams in the car...
445
00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:08,026
with little marshmallows.
446
00:20:10,766 --> 00:20:11,335
(door closes)
447
00:20:11,706 --> 00:20:12,858
Here comes the gravy.
448
00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:21,899
I'm--I'm gonna go cry
in the toilet.
449
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:23,008
Mike, come hold my hair.
450
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:25,125
And that's the last thingI remembered.
451
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,619
And though I didn'tmake it to the mall,
452
00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:30,148
- I was there in spirit.
MIKE: Frankie?
453
00:20:33,993 --> 00:20:35,521
Oh, what did I buy?
454
00:20:36,376 --> 00:20:38,629
Power sander, 80% off.
455
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,501
Did we make
the houseware sale on time?
456
00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:44,516
We got the bacon press.
457
00:20:45,248 --> 00:20:46,750
Good girl.
458
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:48,776
FRANKIE:
Thanksgiving's the time
459
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:50,702
you appreciateyour family the most.
460
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:53,617
But the one ThanksgivingI didn't spend with my family,
461
00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:56,160
I appreciated themmore than ever.
462
00:20:56,577 --> 00:21:00,632
See, kids? Let this be a lesson.
Drinking is not cool.
463
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,207
Mike, I told them
I had the flu.
464
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:07,457
See, kids,
lying is also not cool.
465
00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:13,702
Honey, why don't we close
this up just a little bit?
466
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,338
There you go.
We have company.
467
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,883
Okay. Night, honey.
Happy Thanksgiving.
468
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,252
(door closes)
469
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:23,576
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