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ANDRE: I'm all for a good
laugh when it's at my expense.
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But not my cat!
What kind of animal humiliates
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another animal?
It's not funny, all right?
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I had to send Milady to
a cat spa!
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Hopefully when she comes back
in a week, she'll be normal
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again.
RUXIN: That was an epic cat
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prank, Pete.
PETE: Thank you.
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You know it went viral in Korea?
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I'm very proud of it, but I
have to say Jenny's prank was
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number one this weekend.
I mean, her poopsicle really
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took the cake.
Classic.
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Which is why I am changing my
team name to The Shit Heads.
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KEVIN: You can't use that
picture and you can't use that
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name!
That name's offensive.
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You can't control my team name.
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Well, I can control the
standings page and the
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transaction page.
I could just "Phil Simms" it
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and-and call it Pete's Team.
Wow. We got a real Redskins
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situation happening.
Oh, yeah, Jenny and I won't
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stand for it.
We will not be part of using a
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name that a cross-section of our
league finds offensive.
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Okay, this is not inherently
offensive.
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I am celebrating the grand
tradition of Jenny's bowels.
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Well, Jenny and I don't want
you to use that name.
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Well, you got a lot of sand
up in the vag today, bud.
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What's going on?
I just don't need this Shit
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Head thing in my life... and my
father-in-law's in town for a
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night, so...
Bruce!
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Bruce Banger!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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TACO: Bruce Banger!
Bruce Banger, the man's man.
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Constantly emasculating me in my
own home.
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Oh, come on, how can you be
more emasculated than you are
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right now?
Yeah, you got a broke dick,
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your wife's the champion and she
literally shit on your face.
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Oh, you mean this?
Is that shit on your face?
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Oh, my God!
Thank goodness, unlike you
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guys, I only have to put up with
Bruce for one night.
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Where's he going?
Then he's off to DeKalb
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county to his property he calls
Manland.
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"Manland"?
Mm-hmm.
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Sounds like a gay amusement
park.
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Oh, God, this Pinot Grigio is
swill.
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I'm gonna get another drink.
Anyone want anything?
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Yeah, I'll take one.
Hold on, let me get this
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round.
There you go.
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Thank you.
What are you doing?
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Why are you throwing your
money on the floor?
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I read an article in the NYTimes that said they're
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probably gonna get rid of the
penny, so the rest of the coins
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are probably not far behind.
I don't want to be the last
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person on my block carrying
around that garbage.
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If you're gonna throw your
change away, can you give it to
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me?
I appreciate that, brother,
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but it's my problem.
I'll deal with it.
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Excuse me, barkeep?
Hey, what's up, man?
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Hey, dude, what's going on?
How you doing?
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Going to get some wine, right?
Oh, yes...
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What can I get you, fellas?
Well, it's about 54 degrees,
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the leaves are falling, it's
sort of a low pressure system.
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I would like a malbec.
Great choice.
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Two malbecs, please.
Something from the Mendoza
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Valley, 2011 or earlier if you
have it.
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We have a red.
(both laugh)
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What kind of red?
A cabriolet sauvignon.
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(both laugh) I'm sorry.
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Pardonnez-moi.
Just read the label
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one more time.
Cabriolet sauvignon.
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That's what I thought he said.
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"Cabriolet sauvignon."
I want to drink it, not drive
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it.
You know what?
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I'm not gonna serve you guys.
What?
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We're trying to teach you
about wine through dry humor.
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Yeah, like the British Office.
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You guys can get out now.
We're not gonna go, okay?
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I just...
No, no. Andre, it's fine.
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We're gonna go someplace better.
Where?
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I have an idea I've been
meaning to talk to you about.
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You know what?
This place sucks.
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That's why we are gonna open a
wine bar!
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Don't say it like that.
It's a wine bar.
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Hey! I said get out!
We will not have rude
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employees like this at our wine
bar.
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Get out!
So, for anyone who wants a
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glass of Riesling, come to my
brand-new wine bar!
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We'll be open in a couple of
months hopefully.
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Hey!
Okay, yes.
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You guys with them?
No.
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No.
What a couple of assholes.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(grunting)
It's probably hard to twist
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it.
JENNY: How's it going, Daddy?
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Oh, almost got it.
No more leak.
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Pipe's as good as mine.
Oh! We did it! We did it!
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Yeah, you did.
He's my little flashlight
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holder.
Really? That used to be my
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job when I was little.
How's that boo-boo?
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It's really deep.
I might not be able to hold a
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pen for a week.
Ah, thank you so much
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for doing all this.
Anything for my little
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Peanut!
Oh, you're so good to me.
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Now you know what it's like
to have a man around the house,
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huh?
Stop it!
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Uh, I'm sorry I'm not the
Marlboro Man, but I do things
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around my house.
What do you do?
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Specifically what do I do?
What do you do?
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What do you do?
Well, who do you think resets
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the router?
You think that just magically
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happens and everyone gets the
Wi-Fi? No!
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Someone's got to pull the plug
out the back, wait the ten
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seconds and then put it back in.
I do that once a month!
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Stop! What the (bleep) is a
router?
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It's for the computer.
Oh, that's a ninny thing.
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That's not a ninny thing.
It's a ninny thing.
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Bruce, it is not a ninny...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
Say, "I'm a ninny."
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No.
Say it.
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No!
Say it.
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No.
Say it.
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No. (squeals quietly)
Say, "I'm a ninny."
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I'm a ninny! I'm a ninny!
Let it go! Let it go! Ow!
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I'm not a ninny!
Kevin, you're up!
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Get in here!
I got to go.
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Ninny.
Yeah.
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Hold it, hold it. All right.
My fifth pick in the
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hypothetical mid-season redraft
instead of Ryan Mathews, I
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select Knile Davis.
Wow!
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Nice!
See? Much better!
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What the hell is going on here?
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Oh, this is our redraft.
We're halfway through the season
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so this is where we sort of
hypothetically redraft the
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players we should've chosen.
It's a theoretical exercise.
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Like, wouldn't you rather have
drafted Giovani Bernard than the
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currently worthless Doug Martin?
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No, no. This is not exercise.
Exercise is done outdoors.
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This is ninny behavior.
"Ninny behavior"?
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Would a ninny open his own wine
bar that sells crepes and
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canap?s?
You tell me, Sinatra.
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(laughs)
I'm gonna go sharpen my saws.
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Okay, Daddy.
You know when he said
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"Sinatra," he meant Nancy?
Well, these shoes were made
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for walking and that's just what
they'll do with you, Jenny, when
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you take me and Russell out to
find a perfect spot for our wine
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bar.
Really? You guys are really
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going to do this?
Yeah, we just figured, you
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know, with Russell's expertise
and my je ne sais quoi, we will
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make an unbeatable combination.
(phone chirps)
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I just looked up "je ne sais
quoi" on Google Translate.
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Did you know that it means "man
pussy"?
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That is not what it means.
Oh, speaking of Russell, he
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sent us a little poll.
Question, everyone.
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Which will happen first-- Andre
gets laid or wins The Shiva?
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Wait, he put that up?
I know the answer to that.
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Whoa, not by his own hand
though.
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All right, then I'm out.
Andre, this is coming from
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your business partner.
He's... just having fun.
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All right, back to the draft,
okay?
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Instead of the soul-crushing
Dwayne Bowe, I think The Shit
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Heads will be taking Brandin
Cooks.
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Nope, nope.
Please stop.
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We're not saying that name.
I, Peter, am offended.
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You tell them, Jenny Banger.
Hey, that is not my name
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anymore.
Jenny Banger!
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Stop it! No, no, no.
That is not my name!
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I am now Jenny MacArthur!
Peanut, Peanut, I'm sorry.
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Banger was not the greatest name
growing up for a little girl.
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No, Daddy, it's fine.
I swear, the only reason she
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married Doris here was to change
her last name.
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(laughter)
You know what, Bruce, I am
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sick and tired of you
emasculating me in my own home.
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All right?
Whoa, Kevin...
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I am just as much of a man as
you are.
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Oh, you are, are you?
Yeah, I am.
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Prove it.
How?
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Come hunting with me.
That's great idea.
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Where-- Manland?
(laughs): Yeah, why don't you
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and your gal pals here log out
of the Matrix and join me in the
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real world for a couple of days.
Fine.
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Yeah.
Fine, we'll go to Manland
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with you.
I'm sorry. What?
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I mean, I would go, but my
cat's coming back from the spa
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this week and I'm getting these
nosebleeds.
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It's like I'm bleeding once a
month.
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You know what, Andre?
You're not helping, okay?
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We're all in for Manland.
Good.
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Lace up your boots, Suzy.
Consider them laced.
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Ow! Ow!
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Welcome to Manland!
This sucks.
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Where are all the men?
Come on, come on, come on!
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Let's hit it, ladies!
Hit what? What do you
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actually do out here?
Anything we want.
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That's the beauty of Manland.
(gunshot)
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(screams)
Relax, Renee.
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It's not "Renee," Bruce.
It's Kevin.
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Not out here, it ain't.
Let's go-- we got snakes, we got
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wolves, we got 32 kinds of
spiders, assorted mountain
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lions and a bear!
More change?
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Get
rid of this junk.
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Couple more miles to camp.
Taco, I'm serious.
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Do not fire that gun.
Don't worry.
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Gun safety 101.
A gun should never go off unless
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it's by accident.
Hey, Ruxin, why don't you
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lead?
You were in the Boy Scouts.
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So were you.
No, I was in the Cub Scouts,
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okay?
When I found out the next level
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was called "Webelo" I bailed.
You stayed in until you were
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like 19.
18 and it was just for my
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college application.
Ruxin, what was the toughest
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badge to get, holding it till
you got out of the woods?
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Ah... no, it was American
culture, but I can tie knots
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like a mofo.
Did I just hear that you were
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a Boy Scout?
Yeah.
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You are up front with me.
(slap)
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Oh... that brought back a lot
of memories.
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I was a Scout Leader.
Mm-hmm.
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I shaped a lot of boys with
these hands.
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I bet you did.
(rustling)
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(Kevin screaming)
What?
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What's in there?
What's in there?
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Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Shh! Quiet.
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Back up.
Could be a wild pig.
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You girls like bacon?
Ho! (laughs)
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Rafi?
Hey!
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What's up, jerks?
Ugh... Rafi.
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Rafi.
What are you doing here?
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I've been out here for
days, Brian.
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I'm tracking you.
I told you not to track me.
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Got to keep you safe, bro.
Wait, you're a tracker?
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Oh, yeah.
My kind of man.
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Bruce.
Rafi.
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Welcome to Manland.
Oh.
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Are we not in America anymore?
Awesome.
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What's happening, Rux?
Eat shit, Rafi.
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Already did, bro.
Second harvest-- delicious.
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Only knot I remember is the
Windsor knot.
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According to Scout's Law, a
Scout is trustworthy, loyal,
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helpful, friendly, courteous,
kind, obedient, cheerful,
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thrifty, brave, clean and
reverent.
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You are none of those things,
Ruxin.
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I am clean.
Not on the inside.
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Taco, how's the fire?
The outdoor bong's coming
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along great.
Nice.
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I can't get a cell signal
anywhere.
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I mean, it's like there's no
coverage out here at all.
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Exactly. That is the beauty
of the great outdoors.
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No cell!
No Internet!
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No routers.
Forget Korea.
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This is worse than North Korea.
The games are tomorrow.
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We gotta set our lineups.
Yeah, I need to line up my
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Shit Heads.
Hey, what did I tell you
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about that? It is offensive.
Would you stop being such a
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skin-thin ninny?
Prove it to me-- prove to me
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that you were not born with a
cheetah parlor down there.
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I have a penis, Bruce, okay?
And I've used it...
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in-in your daughter.
(chuckles) Not lately.
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Gentlemen, dinner is served.
About one klick that way, I
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found a huge pile of bear shit.
Picked through that, found
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some pretty good nuggies.
Brian, can I interest you in
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some second harvest?
No.
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It's delicious.
No, no, I don't want bear
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poop; I want real food and
cell service.
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Can we go somewhere, please?
Yes.
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Okay, all right, all right,
quiet, Lucy.
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I know a bar that's not far
from here.
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Tonight I'm gonna take you
there, but then we're gonna come
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back here and we're gonna start
acting like men.
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No, no bar for me.
I've got a real hunting
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boner now.
I'm gonna stay right here, I'm
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gonna track this bear, I'm gonna
kill it, I'm gonna eat its
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heart, I'm gonna gain its
wisdom, and then when you guys
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come back, I'm gonna have the
bear meat grilling on the fire.
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All right, all this talk of
poo, I gotta go drop a log.
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Oh, put it someplace I can
find it. (laughs)
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I'm gonna eat that guy's shit.
What?
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Wait, where are we going?
Ooh, second harvest.
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Oh, you want a piece?
Yeah.
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It's fresh.
Mmm, fancy.
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I think it's a real great find.
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You know, it needs some work.
But look at all this space.
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Yeah.
I love the textures.
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It's very urban but yet
very homey.
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It's like a canvas that we
can paint upon with wine.
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It is a little bit more than
you were thinking of spending.
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But it's worth it.
It is.
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Yes, because a bar is an
investment for the future.
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Yeah.
No one's ever lost money in a
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wine bar-- am I right?
No, people love to drink
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wine, and they hate to drink it
at home.
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I'm psyched-- I love this
place, I feel like it has
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history, and we're gonna
continue its proud tradition.
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What was this place before?
It was a wine bar.
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Oh.
Oh, good bones.
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That is true.
And it didn't have the name
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that is perfection.
Oh, you guys have a name
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already?
Oh, yeah-- M?nage ? Cinq.
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What do you think?
"M?nage" from "m?nage ? trois."
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And cinq like the five noble
grapes of the Bordeaux.
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So you guys are calling your
bar "The Five-Way."
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Nothing wrong with a
five-way.
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But we're saying it in French
so it's classy.
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If you guys are going to do
this together, I do recommend
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you sign some sort of
partnership agreement.
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Absolutely, yes, let's sign
the paperwork right now.
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Okay.
Ready to be partners.
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Uh, yes, but one second.
I just want to talk to you for a
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second before we, you know, make
this official.
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Oh, what's up, partner?
Just want to make sure we're
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on the same page, okay?
Yeah.
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'Cause here in real life, we
work well together, but on the
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fantasy board, you're being so
mean to me there, and I just
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want to make sure that, you
know, there's a mutual respect.
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Look, that's fantasy.
This is reality.
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I mean, in real life, do you own
an NFL team?
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No.
No, that's a fantasy.
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00:12:02,377 --> 00:12:04,261
Right.
And my polls about you never,
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00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:06,263
ever getting laid again-- that's
a fantasy, too.
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It's a fantasy.
Right.
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To M?nage ? Cinq.
To M?nage ? Cinq.
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Five grapes, 14 holes.
That... we're not gonna...
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that won't be the tagline.
You got your vaginas, you got
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your rear holes...
No, I know what the holes
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are; it's nothing about holes.
Do the math.
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I got... I have the math.
There's 14 holes.
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Okay.
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00:12:23,657 --> 00:12:25,541
All right, let's go.
Please have Wi-Fi.
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Please have Wi-Fi.
Yeah, no gun.
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00:12:27,661 --> 00:12:29,545
What? But I'm over 18.
Put it down.
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00:12:29,663 --> 00:12:32,915
Aw...
All right.
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When Irish eyes are
smiling...
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All right, plug in, drink up,
but no grab-ass if you want to
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keep your nuts.
I got to drain it.
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00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:44,177
Ugh. I'm gonna go perform the
ancient rite of tinker-stinker.
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00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:46,271
I haven't gone to the bathroom
since we left home.
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00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:48,231
Get that merit badge, Boy Scout.
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00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:50,983
Oh, we got Wi-Fi.
Yes! Yes!
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00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,852
Let's do our lineups.
Come on.
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When Irish eyes are happy
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This guy's great.
The world seems bright
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and gay
This is for you.
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When Irish eyes...
No, plenty more where that
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00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,114
came from.
Thank you very much.
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00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:06,749
Thank you.
You know any Ace of Base?
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Come on, man.
Big fan. All right, whoo!
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00:13:09,837 --> 00:13:11,671
Oh, yeah, you gotta start
Alfred Morris versus that shitty
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Dallas D.
I'm starting DeSean Jackson
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00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:16,676
because, I mean, I'm gonna start
every Redskin I have.
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00:13:16,794 --> 00:13:18,427
Do you hear yourself right now?
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00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:21,430
Why?
The hypocrisy is astounding.
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00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:24,183
The Shit Heads and the Redskins
are the same thing.
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Same situation.
No, they're not.
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00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:26,969
Yes, they are.
No.
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00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:28,437
There is no difference
between a Redskin and a
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Shit Head-- no difference,
Kevin!
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00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:31,474
Excuse me?
I'm just saying how the
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00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:34,026
Redskins... Oh.
I happen to be an American
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Indian, and most of us in here
are American Indians, seeing how
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the reservation's right down
the road.
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00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:44,370
Now, what were you saying about
the Potawatomi tribe being a
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00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:46,656
bunch of shitheads?
No, sir, this is just a huge
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00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:49,208
misunderstanding.
I was using my iPad to set
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00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:51,160
my lineup.
Oh.
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00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,246
The white man's plague, huh?
Typhoid?
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00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,798
Fantasy football.
No, I think it's typhoid.
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00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,301
Yeah, it's typhoid.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, all
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00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:01,838
these boys said was "Redskins."
Now, last I heard, they're still
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00:14:02,005 --> 00:14:04,724
a football team in the NFL.
Yes, sir, it is.
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00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:07,226
But I don't like it.
Yeah, well, I'm sorry about
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00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,704
that, chief-- but just like
getting your first sniff of tail
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00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:12,231
in the backseat of a
convertible, it is a tradition.
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00:14:12,349 --> 00:14:15,351
An American tradition-- if I
am talking about football, I got
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a God-given right to say
"Redskins."
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00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:21,490
Whoa.
(patrons murmuring)
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00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:24,026
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen, look.
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00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,445
This is a very sensitive issue,
and a little give and take is
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00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,281
natural, unlike the odors
emanating out of your bathroom.
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00:14:28,415 --> 00:14:30,116
Smells like sickly elk shit
in there.
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00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,534
What?
Not-not helping.
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00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:33,169
No, no, no...
Just trying to paint a
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00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:35,087
picture here.
Don't worry.
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00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:36,789
We're cool, guys.
Yeah, our trophy's actually a
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00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:38,925
little Indian girl.
What?
383
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,960
Yeah, yeah, if you win, you
get to do whatever you want with
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her for a full year.
She basically becomes your
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00:14:43,297 --> 00:14:45,181
property.
I kept her in the closet for a
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00:14:45,299 --> 00:14:47,099
year 'cause, honestly, I didn't
want to lose her.
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00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,018
What the (bleep) happening here?
388
00:14:49,136 --> 00:14:50,803
What are you shitheads
talking about?
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00:14:50,938 --> 00:14:52,939
See, I find that offensive.
You know what, I've had
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00:14:53,056 --> 00:14:54,941
enough of you, Custer.
Oh.
391
00:14:55,058 --> 00:14:56,976
Okay, uh, we should...
Wrap it up.
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00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:01,063
(gunshot)
Whoa!
393
00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:03,733
Run! (screams)
He pulled a knife!
394
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:05,985
He shot a gun!
I clogged both their toilets!
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00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:08,955
Whoa!
Go, go, go!
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00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:12,909
Jenny, thanks to you, M?nage
? Cinq will become a reality.
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00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:16,162
I am so glad you're happy.
Honestly, Andre, I had a blast
398
00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:18,381
finding it.
And thank you for this
399
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:19,999
whole spread.
This was too nice.
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00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,918
You didn't have to do it.
Well, I am excited to be with
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00:15:22,085 --> 00:15:24,253
you because it's been a very
long time since you and I
402
00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:26,389
have talked.
Ugh...
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00:15:26,506 --> 00:15:29,475
You know, like, really,
really talk-- like girl talk.
404
00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:31,310
You know, I mean, who says the
hunters have to have all
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00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:32,812
the fun?
Mmm...
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00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:34,210
(gunshots)
We're being shot at by
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00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:36,098
the Redskins!
Offensive!
408
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:38,100
We're being shot at by the
Washingtons!
409
00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:41,020
Why are football players
shooting at us?
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00:15:42,606 --> 00:15:44,440
(panting)
Oh, my God.
411
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,442
Where are we?
I don't know.
412
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,110
We don't have any supplies.
We can't go back to
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00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,996
the truck.
We're gonna die out here.
414
00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:51,614
I didn't even get to set my
lineup.
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00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:53,666
I still have my gun, but I
was only able to get out of
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00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:55,701
there with one beer.
How am I gonna keep my buzz
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00:15:55,836 --> 00:15:57,453
going?
Hey.
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00:15:57,621 --> 00:16:00,118
(screaming)
Oh, I'm glad you made it out of
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00:16:00,173 --> 00:16:01,807
there.
Look who I found.
420
00:16:01,925 --> 00:16:04,644
Rafi Bomb! What's up?
What are you doing, Rafi?
421
00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:07,513
Oh, God, since I left you
guys, I was tracking the bear
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00:16:07,648 --> 00:16:10,099
most of the night.
Didn't get him, but I did find a
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00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:12,818
big, fresh pile of shit that I
thought I'd second harvest
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00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:14,904
'cause it was full of Hershey
Kisses.
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00:16:15,022 --> 00:16:16,906
Spoiler alert, they weren't
Hershey Kisses.
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00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:19,275
It was just more shit.
I ate it all anyway, got sick to
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00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:23,029
my tummy, puked, pooped, jerked
off and now I'm here with you
428
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,531
bros.
What have you guys been up to?
429
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:30,252
(crickets chirping)
You and Kevin and Bruce have
430
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:32,955
a very complicated relationship,
but I get that 'cause I also
431
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,124
have a complicated relationship.
Are you talking about your
432
00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,126
cat?
Yes, thank you for asking.
433
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:40,463
Milady and I are having a very
rough patch right now.
434
00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:43,099
I think that she feels like I
betrayed her on some level, and
435
00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:45,801
since she's been away, I haven't
heard a thing.
436
00:16:45,936 --> 00:16:48,376
There's supposed to be a camera
in her kennel, but she doesn't
437
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,306
even go in front of it.
I think she's sleeping under it.
438
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,975
She's avoiding me.
You know, let's get back to
439
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,728
M?nage ? Cinq.
But even this I can't even be
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00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,863
excited about because I have my
relationship with Russell.
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00:16:57,981 --> 00:17:00,066
God.
I mean, in real life, we are
442
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,703
like this, tight, okay?
But on the fantasy gridiron, he
443
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,489
is so abusive and mean.
It's like, how do you deal with
444
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,791
that?
What are you talking, Andre?
445
00:17:08,909 --> 00:17:10,826
That's why we play fantasy
football.
446
00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:13,329
Okay, I threaten to sodomize
Kevin all the time.
447
00:17:13,463 --> 00:17:16,832
I don't actually sodomize Kevin.
Even if he asks?
448
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:18,834
What?
I mean, has he ever asked you
449
00:17:18,969 --> 00:17:20,302
to, like, you know, put a finger
up there?
450
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,180
No, he doesn't ask!
You surprise him with it?
451
00:17:22,305 --> 00:17:24,256
I'm not talking about this
with you.
452
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,258
It is a sexual organ.
Stop.
453
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,310
Little real talk, guys like it.
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00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,429
Just keep it all
compartmentalized, okay?
455
00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:33,482
Fantasy is one thing,
business is another.
456
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,735
You're fine.
You know what?
457
00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:38,070
Russell, I think in the spirit
of being good partners, wants to
458
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:40,523
do a trade.
He wants me to give him Keenan
459
00:17:40,657 --> 00:17:43,025
Allen and then he's gonna give
me Knowshon Moreno.
460
00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:45,327
What do you think? Good?
Yeah, yeah, just take it.
461
00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,029
Take the trade?
Take the trade, right?
462
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:48,414
Take it.
You're the best.
463
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,950
I mean, you know, you and I, we
got stuff to do.
464
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:54,253
I hope those guys stay out in
the woods for a very long time.
465
00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:59,041
All right, we'll hide out
here, find the highway
466
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,377
in the morning.
This isn't working.
467
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:04,096
This iPad is not throwing heat.
You want to survive the cold,
468
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,599
here's what you got to do.
Huddle up.
469
00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:09,468
Come on, you and me, Girl Scout.
470
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:11,721
Brian, you come cuddle with me.
471
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:14,023
Uh, no, Pete and I are closer.
472
00:18:14,141 --> 00:18:16,442
Taco, you want to cuddle for
warmth?
473
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,480
I'm actually really hot.
I'm gonna take this off.
474
00:18:18,612 --> 00:18:21,897
Oh, yeah, okay, cool.
I'm hot, too, so I'm just gonna
475
00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:24,400
cuddle with myself, I think.
Look, I want you to know, if
476
00:18:24,568 --> 00:18:28,432
we get out here alive, I'm
changing my team name.
477
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,592
Thank you, Pete.
To The Banging Jenny Bangers.
478
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,812
Oh, you know what?
Asshole.
479
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,931
Ooh, we got a little lovers'
quarrel.
480
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,400
(chuckles)
Stop it, Bruce, okay?
481
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,019
I'm a man who is a little cold
right now.
482
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,021
Hey, can I ask you a question?
483
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,856
What?
Are you and Tall Guy lovers?
484
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:47,858
No!
'Cause Bruce just said you
485
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,994
were having a lovers' quarrel.
Rafi, Bruce is an idiot,
486
00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:52,112
okay? We're not lovers.
He's just making fun of me.
487
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,531
Don't let him make fun of you.
488
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,019
You need to reach deep inside
and let your inner Brian out,
489
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:59,370
okay, because that guy is scary.
You're insane, Rafi.
490
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,858
Yeah, sometimes we all got to
be a little insane, Brian, to
491
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,291
get what we want.
Now let's get back down there.
492
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:06,460
You take your pants off, and
we'll cuddle until you fall
493
00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,462
asleep.
What? No, no.
494
00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:10,848
I-I'm gonna go take a walk.
Do you want a hot mouthful of
495
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:13,670
not-milk before bed?
I want to be by myself!
496
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,520
(dings, groaning)
497
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,287
(snoring)
(birds chirping)
498
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,958
Wake up.
(groaning) What?
499
00:19:27,092 --> 00:19:30,795
Time to wake up.
Hey, cut it out, man.
500
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,797
(gasps)
What did you do?
501
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,799
Did I get my merit badge in
knot tying?
502
00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:37,302
You untie me, asshole.
(stammering)
503
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,470
Untie yourself, piggy.
You are the worst Boy Scout
504
00:19:39,605 --> 00:19:40,972
ever.
Yeah, fat little piggy?
505
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,891
Oh, you are so dead.
You are so dead.
506
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,726
Has anybody seen my ninny
son-in-law?
507
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,978
Bear.
Ah, no, he's just a big
508
00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:49,814
pussycat.
No, look, bear.
509
00:19:49,949 --> 00:19:51,983
Hi.
Whoa.
510
00:19:52,117 --> 00:19:53,985
Oh, shit.
(growling)
511
00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:58,406
Oh, shit! Bear!
Taco, get your gun.
512
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:01,993
Good idea.
(bellowing)
513
00:20:02,127 --> 00:20:04,379
(groans) Help!
Untie me!
514
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,965
Stand back!
Seriously, Ruxin.
515
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:11,469
Untie me!
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm much more
516
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,555
relaxed now.
Your gun is a bong?
517
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,641
Yeah, it's my forest bong.
What the hell are you doing?
518
00:20:16,759 --> 00:20:18,843
Taking a picture for my team
page.
519
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,429
Oh, God!
Oh, we're all gonna die, and
520
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:23,565
I'm never gonna see my Laguna
beach house.
521
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,183
You were never gonna see it,
anyway. You weren't gonna
522
00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:27,018
win the league.
I am rock-hard right now!
523
00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:29,270
Anybody else?
(bellowing)
524
00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:31,072
Oh, God.
All right, everybody, just
525
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:35,693
back up, slowly back up.
Ooh, welcome to Manland.
526
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:39,864
(bellowing)
(Kevin yelling)
527
00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,866
Get out of here!
Kevin!
528
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:45,620
(bellowing)
(yelling)
529
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,260
Get out of here!
It's working!
530
00:20:52,378 --> 00:20:55,463
(continues yelling)
Yes!
531
00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:58,783
Get out of here! Go! Go!
Yeah!
532
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:00,768
MacArthurs in the mist are back!
533
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,770
Holy shit, what the hell
was that?
534
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:06,357
I'll tell you what that was.
That was his inner Brian.
535
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:09,227
That took cajones, son.
You're all right in my book.
536
00:21:09,395 --> 00:21:11,195
Thanks, Bruce.
We should get out of here,
537
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,697
though. Let's go.
How are we gonna get out of
538
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:16,150
here?
Uh, I got nothing.
539
00:21:16,285 --> 00:21:18,202
Wait, what's with all this
change?
540
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,238
Oh, that's me.
I've been dumping it out since
541
00:21:20,372 --> 00:21:21,990
we got here.
I'm almost done.
542
00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:24,075
That's it.
We can follow the change trail
543
00:21:24,209 --> 00:21:25,410
right to the highway.
Yeah.
544
00:21:25,544 --> 00:21:27,161
Let's go, come on.
Great idea.
545
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:28,546
Hey, Ruxin, you got to untie me.
546
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,748
Oh, I don't have an untying
badge. Peace!
547
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,834
Hey, Rafi, a little help,
please?
548
00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:36,087
Sorry, Tall Guy, I got to go
murder that bear with my dick.
549
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:42,093
Run, little bear, run!
Oh, thank God it's the road.
550
00:21:42,227 --> 00:21:46,731
Hey, it's a car.
Hey! Stop! Hey! Hey! Help!
551
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:50,268
Oh, thank God.
(laughs)
552
00:21:50,402 --> 00:21:52,854
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
553
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:55,273
What do you know?
White men lost in the forest.
554
00:21:55,407 --> 00:21:59,077
Um, please don't hurt us.
Don't worry.
555
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,079
We're not gonna hurt you.
In fact, we're here to give you
556
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,081
a lift.
Oh, great.
557
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,249
As soon as you drop the players.
558
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,618
From our lineups?
Which players?
559
00:22:07,753 --> 00:22:10,288
Washington!
Oh, no.
560
00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:13,041
All right, guys, you sign
this paperwork, and you two are
561
00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:16,344
the proud owners of your very
own wine bar.
562
00:22:16,462 --> 00:22:19,464
To M?nage ? Cinq.
Oui, oui.
563
00:22:19,598 --> 00:22:21,683
Now, Andre, are you sure
you're comfortable providing the
564
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,053
capital, the collateral and the
bank loan while Russell is
565
00:22:25,187 --> 00:22:27,305
merely providing...
An overall positive attitude
566
00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:30,308
and a keen nose for adventure.
Yes, I am, because we're
567
00:22:30,476 --> 00:22:32,527
always looking out for each
other.
568
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,028
I got your back.
I got your back.
569
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:35,980
No, no, I got your back more.
I got your back.
570
00:22:36,115 --> 00:22:38,399
I got your back more.
Okay!
571
00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:40,702
Let's just sign the paperwork.
Sure.
572
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:44,491
(phone chirps)
Knowshon Moreno is injured?
573
00:22:44,806 --> 00:22:47,508
You just traded him to me.
Oh, did he get injured again?
574
00:22:47,675 --> 00:22:49,977
You screwed me over.
How am I supposed to trust you
575
00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:53,180
if I can't trust you here?
This is business.
576
00:22:53,314 --> 00:22:56,100
That is fantasy.
No, it isn't.
577
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:58,268
He's injured in real life.
Oh, it works like that?
578
00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:00,056
And you, you told me to take
this trade.
579
00:23:00,176 --> 00:23:03,607
Okay, as your Realtor, I give
you solid advice on closing this
580
00:23:03,742 --> 00:23:06,693
deal.
When it comes to fantasy, I am
581
00:23:06,861 --> 00:23:10,864
your opponent, and mama is gonna
get that beach house!
582
00:23:10,999 --> 00:23:12,866
Okay, you know what, I'm
screwed. It's Sunday morning.
583
00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:14,868
I have no one to pick up.
(phone chirping)
584
00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:16,607
All right, and I...
Whoa, look at this.
585
00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:19,289
Ruxin just dropped Pierre
Gar?on, Pete just dropped Alfred
586
00:23:19,424 --> 00:23:22,009
Morris, and Kevin dropped
DeSean Jackson?
587
00:23:22,127 --> 00:23:24,011
No, no, no, no.
And I'm number one on the
588
00:23:24,129 --> 00:23:26,964
waiver wire.
(groans) Tefl-Andre is back.
589
00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:29,218
Oh, this is gonna be great.
So, we're still doing this
590
00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:31,385
partnership thing, right?
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oh!
591
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:33,604
Great.
Who does Daddy want?
592
00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:36,390
And I'm gonna sign for you, too.
593
00:23:36,524 --> 00:23:39,059
And here.
Andre.
594
00:23:39,194 --> 00:23:41,028
Look at this lineup.
595
00:23:43,015 --> 00:23:45,267
(groans)
Oh, how'd it go?
596
00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:48,320
How was Manland?
How'd my little ninny do, Daddy?
597
00:23:48,437 --> 00:23:50,572
Oh, Kevin's no ninny.
He's a man.
598
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,691
He is?
You can go hunting with me
599
00:23:52,825 --> 00:23:54,743
anytime.
Thank you, Bruce.
600
00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,745
Come here, babe.
I missed you so much.
601
00:23:56,862 --> 00:23:59,114
I missed you.
Hey.
602
00:23:59,248 --> 00:24:01,499
Let's go upstairs.
Come here.
603
00:24:01,617 --> 00:24:03,702
Whoa! Who is this?
(laughs)
604
00:24:03,836 --> 00:24:06,536
I'm Brian.
Bye, Daddy.
605
00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:08,039
There goes my little Banger.
606
00:24:08,159 --> 00:24:18,699
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