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RUXIN: Aw, tits. I lost.
Goddamn rabbi is such a...
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PETE: Honest, moral,
forthright human being?
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Yes, he is.
JENNY: I'm really coming
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around to Judaism.
Of course you're finding
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religion-- you somehow ended up
in the Shiva Bowl.
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Somehow?
And your husband's here to
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celebrate with you.
No. Have you guys seen him?
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Did he crash with any of you
last night?
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No, I haven't seen him.
And you know what?
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I don't blame him for
disappearing after you
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lineup-cheated on him with Ben.
I did not lineup-cheat with
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anyone.
I maybe lineup-flirted.
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ANDRE: Well, you're gonna
need all the advice you can get
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'cause you're playing me in the
Shiva.
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That's right. Ted has gone down.
I guess Ted could handle
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AIDS, but he couldn't handle
Draids.
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Your Draids team just sucks
the life out of anybody that
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plays you.
I am a score vacuum.
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And I'm coming to suck up your
score right now.
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(sucking sounds)
Ew. God.
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(slurping sounds)
The Ass-Eating Machine?
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No, it's a score vacuum.
Oh, shit, are you kidding me?
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Am I seriously gonna lose to
Taco?
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Come on!
Vernon Davis is in a cast, so I
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bench him.
Now he scores two touchdowns?
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What the hell's going on?
So weird. You should check
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his Twitter, maybe.
Um, he's not tweeting-- he's
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playing a game, Andr...
Wait a minute, he is tweeting.
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"Suck it, Pete. Hashtag 'you've
just been double-ent'Andre'd'"?
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Bam! (whoops)
Yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah What's up?
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What's up?
You've been done the long con
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Long con
What, what?
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What, what?
You've been long-conned by
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Andre.
And, to add insult to injury,
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look who you lost to.
TACO: Oh, hi, I didn't see
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you there.
I was in the middle of a faxing.
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Introducing Taco Corp's latest
venture: the EBDB.
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Eskimo Brothers Database.
EBDB?
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Jesus, I can't believe I lost
to this.
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We log and catalogue your
Eskimo family tree for you.
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So all you have to do is put
your penis in someone and we do
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the rest.
I've been creating a vast Eskimo
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brothers network database
starting with myself.
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That is me.
Right up there is my Eskimo
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Eskimo brothers.
I spent a summer up in the
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Northwest Territories.
I've been working on Kevin's
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Eskimo family tree as well.
As you can see, Kevin is Eskimo
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brothers with Ruxin's dog, Kale,
through Jenny.
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The EBDB.
You bag it, we tag it.
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Oh, shit.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Looking good, Dr. Nowzick.
What? No, no, no, no, no, no,
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No!
Hector Rocha?
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Toe-besity is my thing!
It's my thing!
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KEVIN: I mean, she won't let
me, her husband, help her set
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her lineup, but she'll let Ben
go off and do it?
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You are in the Sacko Bowl.
Yeah, well, so are you.
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Where did we go wrong?
I'll tell you where we went
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wrong: David Wilson.
Darren McFadden.
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Roddy White.
Stevan Ridley.
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Aw.
You guys talking about the
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Should've-Would've-Could've
Bowl?
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You know what? Enough...
Yeah, we're in the Sacko Bowl,
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we get it.
Uh-uh-uh, I believe it's
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not called the Sacko anymore--
it's called the Ruxin.
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Certain people were referring
to it as the Ruxin.
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Well, one of you two losers
will be living with the Ruxin
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for the next year.
You know what?
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That trophy looks a lot more
like Joe Paterno than it
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actually looks like you.
And just like the ghost of
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Joe Paterno, it will loom like a
shame cloud over you.
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You saw but you didn't act.
You knew what was happening, and
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you let it happen.
And your legacy has been
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tainted.
Jenny calling.
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Don't answer it.
All right.
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Gentlemen, I need those lists
for the Eskimo Brothers
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Database.
And remember, penetration only.
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Eventually, I'll expand it to
BJs, Aborigine brothers, or
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HJs, Apache brothers.
But for now, I'm focusing on the
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Eskimo only.
"P" in the "V" goes in the EBDB.
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I love to see you motivated,
Taco.
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Hold on a second, I...
Oh, it's Jenny.
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Don't answer it.
Don't touch me, boys.
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I'm hot. I am on fire.
Dr. Rocha? The number one
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plastic surgeon in Chicago?
He is now honing in on my turf.
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He's doing toe-besity clients.
We be beefing.
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What?
Oh, we be beefing.
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Wow, like a Gary Coleman
commercial for Wendy's.
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No, this is me at anger level
ten.
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You're ready to give Rocha
the hot beef injection.
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Taco, looks like you better
add Dr. Rocha to the EBDB for
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Andre.
Yeah, uh, speaking of which,
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Andre, your list has a lot of
inconsistencies.
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A lot of the women on here don't
exist.
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What do you mean?
I mean, most of these women
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are dead and they died on the
Titanic.
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Hello? Hello?Does anyone answer phones
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anymore?Come on.
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What are you doing here?I want you to come home.
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Come on. Stop being a baby.No, I don't want to live with
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someone who doesn't respect meas a fantasy football player.
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I love you.I value your opinions.
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Great, then let me help youset your lineup.
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(laughs): No.I don't want to lose.
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But I can help you.Why would I need help?
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So you don't lose.Oh, you know what? That's it.
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I'll be upstairs, Peter.Looks like I'm not the only
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one beefing today.
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Welcome home.
Jesus Christ! Rafi!
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(laughs) You should've seen
your face.
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You scared the shit out of me.
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You remember last year when I
took Baby Geoffrey to water
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survival?
Swim class.
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Okay, yeah. You made a deal
with me that if I did, I got to
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bang your sister.
Mm...
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And now, I am here to collect.
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I would love to hold up my
end of the deal, but my sister's
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already left town.
Oh, that's too... (sniffing)
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No. You're lying.
I can smell pussy in this house
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that's not my sister's.
(sniffing)
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Whoa! Well, well, well!
Rebecca, you remember, uh,
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Rafi.
From our wedding, when they
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asked if anyone objected to this
union, he threw a sock full of
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quarters at me?
Yeah. Hey, bangs, I'm talking
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to you.
We have business to discuss.
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What is this about?
Is this about your stupid
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fantasy league?
Because I don't want to hear
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about it.
Fantasy league isn't stupid,
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Rebby, okay? It's cool.
Will you just tell me why
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you're interrupting me, please?
I'm sorry. I can explain.
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Last year, I took our son...
My son.
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...to water survival.
Swim class.
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And as a result, the deal
that he made was that you and I
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would have sex.
Not true. He's joking.
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It's a joke.
Not joking at all.
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Sex between us.
Very funny.
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Talking about your sister having
sex with your homeless friend?
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We're not friends at all.
This is a dirty, dirty,
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terrible thing to say to your
sister.
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Like you would even know what
a joke was, Rebby.
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Um, that's not true.
I have a pretty stellar sense of
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humor.
Ask the girls at Hadassah.
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You wouldn't even know a joke
if it hit you in the face.
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You've never known a joke.
You have no sense of humor.
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You're not funny!
I'm the funny one!
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I've always been the funny one
in the family.
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(whistles) Hey, guys. Relax.
First of all, none of you are
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funny.
Jews aren't funny.
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Second, I think maybe we got off
on the wrong foot.
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The sex that we're gonna have is
strictly transactional.
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It is just dick in hole.
Hey, where are you going?
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(sniffs) Hmm.
She's feisty.
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I think she's into this guy.
Yeah. Why? 'Cause she
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screamed at you the whole time?
No, actually.
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'Cause she screamed at you the
whole time.
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Help me out here, bro.
What do I got to do to lock that
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down?
Well, she only dates Jewish
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guys, so the...
All right.
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...only way that this could
work is if you converted to
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Judaism.
I'll do that.
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Mm-hmm.
Hang on. Does that mean they
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have to cut my dick off?
You just got to snip the tip.
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Oh, that's great, actually.
Because the tip of mine is black
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and hard, and I can't feel
anything since I got frostbite
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last year.
(spitting)
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Oh, I made up the couch all
nice and comfy for you.
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Couch?
No, no, I can't do a couch.
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I tweaked my back combing my
hair too fast.
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Oh, well, maybe a nice, hard
surface of the floor?
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No, no, I don't do floors.
Hmm...
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Yeah, this is better.
So, maybe we don't tell
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anybody about this.
Good idea.
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Good night, Kevin.
Good night, Pete.
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Oh!
Oh! Oh.
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Brittany, what is this doing
in our fridge?
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You know the rule here:
no solid foods.
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Juices only.
It's just birthday cake, and
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it's my birthday.
It's your birthday?
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You're getting older, too?
When were you gonna tell me
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about this?
I'm really sorry, but you're
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fired.
Okay.
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Just pack your shit up...
Hey! We had a deal.
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Three years ago, over tapas, we
agreed to split the body, 50-50.
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You got the top half, I got the
bottom half.
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Breasts were always
international waters, but now?
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I see these toe-besity ads?
Whoa. We be beefing, son.
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Oh, I don't want to be beefing.
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No, well, we beefing.
But I don't want to be
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beefing.
Well, you better come up with
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a beef substitute.
Here's what I think.
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Why don't we join forces?
And instead of being number one
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and number two, we can be one
giant number one.
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Why would you want to partner
with me?
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You've always been such a dick
to me.
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(sighs) It's like I have a
movie franchise and we're doing
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pretty well, but it's starting
to get old.
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And what I need is Dwayne "The
Rock" Johnson-- A.K.A. you-- to
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step in and help me go to the
next level.
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I'm your Rock.
I'm your franchise Viagra.
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So what do you think?
Yeah.
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Let's turn this G.I. Joe
into G.I. Joe: Retaliation.
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G.I. Joe:Retaliation.Have a piece of cake.
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I don't eat that shit.Nice.
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What possible reason couldyou have to want Rafi to become
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a Jew?Because Baby Geoffrey listens
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to Rafi.So if Rafi becomes Jewish, then
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Geoffrey will become Jewish.How are you gonna get Rafi to
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become Jewish?Rafi wants to get his filthy,
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disgusting hands up that long,denim skirt of my sister's.
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Oh, my God.I get it.
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I was gonna stop on the wayhome and grab something to eat
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for dinner-- do you want me tograb you anything?
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I feel like we've been eatingin a lot.
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Do you want to go out tonight?I'd... No, I mean, I could
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grab some Indian or sushi...Why don't you guys splurge
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and go out?Enough with the jokes, okay?
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Enough.Look, I know in the past I've
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kidded around with you guys alittle bit that you like to, you
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know, suck each other's dicksand crank each other's
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buttholes.But in this case, I really am
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truly happy for you two.Let me know when you guys go
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full penny-- I'll write it downin the EBDB.
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(mimics fanfare)I have an announcement.
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The number one and number twoplastic surgeons in Chicago are
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about to perform a plasticmerger-y.
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Whoa, couple ballers.What's going on here?
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I thought you guys were, like,bitter rivals.
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No, that's all in the past.You see, we realized that we
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share a common enemy.Hospitals.
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Wh-Who likes to go to ahospital?
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There's all these brightfluorescent lights.
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All these old, sick people.What if it was, instead of a
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hospital, a club-spital?We're gonna dim the lights.
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Mm-hmm. Get a DJ in there.Instead of an
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anesthesiologist, you get amixologist.
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So when you go out, you're goingout with a Red Bull and a
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roofie, not just some needle inyour arm.
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You guys got it all figuredout.
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Well, look, it's not justabout making a ton of money and,
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you know, getting a tuggy in theback of your red Porsche.
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Sure, I've boned it out in thechanging room of a
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Aeropostale...I've seen the pictures.
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...but I also like to giveback-- that's why I started
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No Child Cleft Behind.Like a cleft palate?
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We go in to El Salvador, fixthose kids up.
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Once I thought of that pun, I-Iknew I had to give back.
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See? A lot of people arealways focused on feeding the
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people in the third worldcountries, but they don't
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realize they're actually prettyugly.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Uh, if you'll excuse me, fellas,
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I think I see a couple of ladiesthat need to take a visit to the
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back of my red Porsche and tugme out.
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See you.I think he's gonna go talk to
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those girls.And I'm gonna watch.
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Guys, this is amazing.He's my new best friend.
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Wow.You guys are no longer my
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favorite couple.Nip/Suck just took first prize.
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Pete, I'm using your computer!
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(beep)
Did you put a password on this?
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Yes, I put a password on there.
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Why?
Because we're playing each
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other this weekend.
I don't want you to have access
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to my scout team.
And, by the way, you're a shit
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pig-- you missed the bowl in the
bathroom.
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I thought pee didn't bother
you.
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Well, pee doesn't bother me
when it's my pee.
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I don't think this is about
pee at all.
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You know what? It's not.
I'm a little hurt that you
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didn't tell me about the Andre
long con.
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Buddy, that's how this game's
played-- you know that.
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No, it's not how it's played
between us.
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Oh, well, well, well.
Did we come at a bad time?
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You remember your Uncle Kevin.
Hello.
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Thank you.
They're dangling in my face.
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Yeah. He wants to say hi to
you.
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What are you doing here?
Well, I wanted to show him
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his new home 'cause either way
he's ending up here unless...
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Are you guys fighting?
No, we're not fighting.
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Pete's just trying to pin him
being in the Sacko on me!
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Oh, the fact remains, if you
had told me about the Vernon
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Davis Twitter con, then I would
not be in the Sacko Bowl.
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Fact.
No, Pete you are in the Sacko
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because you made poor decisions,
like picking up Knowshon Moreno
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and then dropping him before he
gets big.
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Which makes sense because you
have commitment issues.
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Ha!
Oh, this coming from the
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person who is as disappointed in
his life as David Wilson is in
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his season.
Oh, I don't have to listen to
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this!
I'm going home, Peter!
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I'm worried that the Ruxin's
gonna be a child of divorce.
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Shut up.
Even a second wife needs a
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trophy wife.
Get that out of...
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Get away from me.
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I had a fight with Pete.
Do you want to talk about it?
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I mean, the guy is just being
such a jerk.
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He's trying to pin all his
lineup problems on me, and it's
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like, hello?
You created those problems, I
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didn't.
You know what happened?
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You guys let Ruxin come in
between you.
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Not Ruxin. The Ruxin.
Well, I'm glad you're home.
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I missed you.
I missed you, too.
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I need you.
I need you, too, babe.
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No, I mean...
I need you.
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Really?
Yeah. Do you want to?
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Oh, I'd love to help you with
your lineup, yes!
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Yeah? Yes.
All right, so, my defenses.
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You know, I've got Dallas in
there, which is great...
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Or, we could pick up
Tennessee off the waiver wire.
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They're playing the Jags.
Yeah? Yeah, we could do that.
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We might have to tinker a
little.
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Oh, I will certainly be
tinkering tonight.
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I think we should totally
tinker all night long.
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You want to tinker?
Oh, I'd love to tinker.
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Yeah?
Yeah. Tinker away.
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Mm-hmm.
(moaning)
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And we are done.
Cheers.
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Cheers to you, partner.
All right, we got to go big.
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QVC, product lines, even a
stand-up comedy club, slash,
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plastic surgery place.
I'm not interested in any of
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that, but here's your plane
ticket.
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Where are we going?
We're not going anywhere.
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You're going to El Salvador.
What? I don't want to go to
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El Salvador.
Well, the contract you just
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signed says you're gonna go
there for three years and run No
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Child Cleft Behind.
But I don't want to do that.
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You can come up with a better
pun, be my guest.
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Wait a second, you partnered
with me just to get rid of me,
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didn't you?
What about the team, the...
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the GI Joe: Retaliation?You can watch that movie on
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your flight over.In 3-D?
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Mm... no.Oh, then what's the point?
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Oof.This does not look good.
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Why did you sign it?Did you read it through?
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No, he-he just told me totrust him, and I like that...
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outfit he wears.Well, he's also got no
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loopholes in this contract.I think you're screwed.
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Just buy your way out of it.I'll be bankrupt.
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So does this mean you'regoing to El Salvador?
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For three a?os.If you need a notary, I'm
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pretty sure I'm legal downthere.
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I got to go home.Adios, Andre.
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Hey!What? He needs to practice.
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I'm gonna miss this place.Shitty carpet, cheap couch,
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horrible Christmas decorations.They don't have that in El
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Salvador.All right, Geoffrey, do you
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know what these are?Dreidel.
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Oh. I don't want to tell youwhat I thought it was, but,
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actually, don't worry about it.I washed them off pretty good in
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the toilet.So what do we do, we just spin
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'em?Yeah.
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Like that? Oh, no!(laughs)
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Hey, why don't you take yourcandelabra here and run upstairs
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and practice your half Torahlike I taught you?
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Baruch atah adonai eloheinumel...
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Oh.
Shalom.
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I didn't see you there.
Shalom.
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I was just telling my nephew
how great it is to be Jewish,
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'cause I'm pretty freaking
Jewish now.
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Are you?
I'm pretty much killing it on
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the Jew front.
Now that I keep a kosher
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toilet-kitchen, my life is
amazing.
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No more live pig for this guy.
Just dead pig, pig-milk soup.
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You can't eat pig if you're
kosher, and you can't eat a live
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pig ever.
I mean, they're hell to
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catch, but... delicious.
Like, I...
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You're joking.
Yeah, I was totally kidding.
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I don't eat any of that stuff.
All I eat pretty much now is,
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like, shrimp and lobster.
Okay, listen, I'm gonna be
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here for one more day, so are we
doing this, or are we not doing
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this?
Wait. Do you mean sex?
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Yes.
Then, yes, we are 100% gonna
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do this.
Fantastic, because I cannot
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think of one thing that would
piss my brother off more.
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Ha! Good.
And I cut the tip of my dick off
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for you.
I'm sorry?
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Yeah, boom, gonzo, because
it's Jewish.
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You circumcised yourself?
I had one of those, uh,
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paper cutters from a high school
that I robbed, and I just put my
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dick in there...
I don't need to hear the
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details.
...and shoonk!
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You know, to make matters
worse, Dr. Rocha wants me in
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El Salvador at Christmas now.
Man, that guy's so cool.
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On the off chance, is there
anybody in El Salvador that I
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could be Eskimo brothers with?
Okay, well, let's take a look
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at your file.
Here we go.
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"Andre... Nowzick."
All right, here we go.
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Wait a second.
You use your computer as a file
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cabinet?
Yeah, keep my files in my
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hard drive.
And what were you just
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typing?
Nothing. I like the sound.
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Okay, your Eskimo family tree...
Oh, boy, you don't even really
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have any Eskimo brothers in
Chicago, let alone El Salvador,
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aside from Kevin.
Oh.
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Yeah.
Shiva Komedi Somakanakram.
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You know how you could expand
your Eskimo brother network?
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It would be very easy.
You just have to sleep with your
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sister.
I'm not sleeping with my
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sister... no.
All you have to do is put the
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tip in, and all of these people,
my friend, they're all yours.
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This EBDB is useless.
I disagree.
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The EBDB is connecting the world
one bone at a time.
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Oh, for example, I just found
out that I'm Eskimo brothers
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with a priest-- a Father
Zaragosa.
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So cool.
Wait. That's the priest from
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Sofia's church.
Yeah, he had sex with
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Tiffany.
Oh! Taco, I love you, and I
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love the EBDB.
I got to go.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Will I see you?
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Well, if I don't, I want you
to know a few things.
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First, skull caps are never
cool.
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That vest looks like you
molested Margaret Thatcher's
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couch, and your cologne smells
like sweet baby doody.
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Mm.
Peace.
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Oh, hello, Father Zaragosa.
Hi, Rodney.
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Everybody calls me Ruxin.
Well, I have a favor to ask, or
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I'll have to tell.
Tell what?
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Well, that you're Eskimo
brothers with Taco.
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Goddamn Tiffany.
Tongue-stud Tiffany.
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Do you want Geoffrey out of
church school, is that it?
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No, no, no. I've realized
that having him out of the house
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on Sunday is perfect so that me
and my heathen friends can watch
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football.
What is it that you want?
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Walk with me, padre.
I want to talk to you about
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tongue-stud Tiffany.
(moaning)
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Oh, God.
What?
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What did you eat?
I ate a raw onion earlier
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that I found on the street.
That's the opposite of what
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you should have done.
(Rafi moans)
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I didn't want to eat it, but
it just looked so good.
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Let's do it in the back.
You're not even drunk.
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No, the back of the van.
Oh, great.
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Oh, my God.
I want to do you
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office-style.
Ow. Office?
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This is gonna fulfill a
fantasy I've had since I was on
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welfare.
You're a fat black woman, and
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you're really mad at me because
I hadn't been looking for a job.
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I...
Ooh, what I'm gonna do to you
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isn't kosher. Oh, yeah. What?
Don't say that.
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That takes me out of it.
Shit. We're moving.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, shit. Hit the brakes!
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Hit the brakes!
I can't! I can't work on
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Shabbat!
What?!
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00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,533
I can't work on Shabbat.
You don't know that? No, you...
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Quick, I want to be inside
you on point of impact.
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When I'm done with this guy,
his nose is gonna look exactly
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like Matthew McConaughey's.
So, what are you up to tonight?
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I'm going to this Asian comedy
show; it's called Chop Shtick.
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(Rafi cackles)It should be really great.
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(screaming)(yells)
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My hand! (yelling)Hey, man, what the shit are
452
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,267
you doing?Help me. My hand's crushed in
453
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,777
the door.Just open the door, please!
454
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,548
You just screwed my wholething up, man.
455
00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:31,874
This girl's kosher.That means I got to put my meat
456
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,118
in one hole and my milk in theother.
457
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,377
(crying): Aah, man hand!
458
00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:38,542
"When Mary and Joseph reached
Bethlehem after a long and
459
00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:41,216
tiring journey, they looked for
a place to stay."
460
00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:43,318
Mary and Joseph are a lot
shorter than I thought.
461
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,987
"'But,' he said, 'We have a
stable where you can stay.'"
462
00:18:45,989 --> 00:18:48,223
What's up?
I just spent the entire night
463
00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,592
chowing on your sister's
ruggala.
464
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:52,794
Okay, so you had a one-night
stand, fine.
465
00:18:52,796 --> 00:18:54,996
We had an all-night stand.
Oh! Oh, God.
466
00:18:54,998 --> 00:18:57,232
You wore a condom, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
467
00:18:57,234 --> 00:18:59,400
She wouldn't let me, because the
only one I had I'd made myself
468
00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:01,803
out of pork sausage casings.
That's not kosher.
469
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:04,239
No, it's not kosher.
Hey, move over.
470
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,608
Oh.
You guys are looking at the
471
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,010
number one plastic surgeon in
Chicago.
472
00:19:09,012 --> 00:19:11,246
Hey!
Whoa! I thought Dr. Rocha had
473
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:13,481
you by the balls.
Yeah, until his hand was
474
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:15,917
crushed.
Now he can't practice at all.
475
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:18,186
And I don't have to go to El
Salvador.
476
00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,622
Christmas has come early this
year.
477
00:19:20,624 --> 00:19:23,024
Actually, it's Christmas
right now.
478
00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:25,026
Okay, well, Christmas came at
the exact right time, because
479
00:19:25,028 --> 00:19:27,262
I'm also beating Jenny in The
Shiva.
480
00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:29,497
Uh-uh, don't do that, 'cause
I am still in this.
481
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:31,699
I'm still playing.
Oh, yeah, who do you have?
482
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,802
Um, oh, the Titans defense. Ugh!
You're down by seven with
483
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:36,204
four minutes to go.
No Shiva for you, girl.
484
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,439
I am gonna be lucky if I get
a point out of these donkeys.
485
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,475
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought that that was the
486
00:19:40,477 --> 00:19:42,677
play.
"The wise men followed the
487
00:19:42,679 --> 00:19:45,113
star until it stopped over the
place where the child was.
488
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:48,016
They brought gifts of gold,
frankincense and myrrh and
489
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:51,319
presented them to him."
Watch this.
490
00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:55,190
I worked on Baby Geoffrey's
lines with him a little bit.
491
00:19:55,192 --> 00:19:57,559
Come into my manger, and I'll
cut you with my knife.
492
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,994
(screaming)
Oh, my God!
493
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,197
Whoa!
Geoffrey! Geoffrey!
494
00:20:02,199 --> 00:20:04,132
Mr. Ruxin, Baby Jesus did not
have a switchblade!
495
00:20:04,134 --> 00:20:06,000
Maybe he should have.
Then he'd probably still be
496
00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:08,136
alive.
Oh, my God, there was a sack.
497
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:10,138
It gets a point.
And a fumble.
498
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,073
That's another pot.
Oh, my God, they're running
499
00:20:12,075 --> 00:20:14,309
it bk, you guys.
Oh...
500
00:20:14,311 --> 00:20:16,211
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Go! Go! Touchdown!
501
00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:18,213
Oh, no! My God!
What?!
502
00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:20,014
That's six points!
That was an eight-point play!
503
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:21,850
It's just like the story of
the Hebrews in the temple with
504
00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:24,052
the oil.
It's like a Hanukkah miracle.
505
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:26,054
Yeah, it is!
You did it! Yes!
506
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:28,056
I just won The Shiva, and
because of the advice you
507
00:20:28,058 --> 00:20:30,258
gave me!That's right.
508
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,493
It is a MacArthur Shiva withno asterisks!
509
00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:36,282
I won! I am the champion!Take that, dick cream!
510
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,769
I won! I'm The Shiva!Oh, yeah, won The Shiva!
511
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:42,606
I won it! I won it!Miss, you're making a scene
512
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,541
in a church.Doesn't matter.
513
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:48,378
I converted; I'm Jewish now.Whoo!
514
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,514
This is amazing.Wait, wait, it looks like we
515
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:54,217
also have a MacArthur Sacko.Oh, no.
516
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,520
It is decided.No, no, no.
517
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,455
No.Damn it, and I lost because
518
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,881
of the advice you gave me.I love you.
519
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:02,901
Oh, I don't give a shit.What?
520
00:21:02,903 --> 00:21:04,670
Shiva and the Sacko in thesame household.
521
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,572
This is not going to go well.You know what, Kevin?
522
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:08,807
I don't want to be in a fightanymore.
523
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,209
I love you, man, let's just makeup.
524
00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:13,006
(bleep) you.I-- God, I don't want to be the
525
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:15,157
Sacko.Aw, Kev, you're not the
526
00:21:15,277 --> 00:21:19,852
Sacko, you're the Ruxin.Black choir.
527
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,857
Hallelujah...Um, what?
528
00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:27,159
HallelujahRuxin screwed ya
529
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:31,730
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
530
00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:33,932
Ruxin did this to ya...
I can't believe this.
531
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:35,834
Ruxin started a choir and didn'task me.
532
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:41,329
HallelujahRuxin is no longer the Ruxin
533
00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:44,374
Kevin is...
I completely dodged a bullet
534
00:21:44,376 --> 00:21:46,743
on this one.
Kevin is the Ruxin
535
00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:48,578
He's the worstHe's the Ruxin...
536
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:52,048
Wow, they really care aboutour fantasy football league.
537
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:56,353
Pete's on topKevin's the bottom
538
00:21:56,355 --> 00:21:58,355
You're the worst
You're the Ruxin
539
00:21:58,357 --> 00:22:00,257
You're the Ruxin...
Oh, no, not now, no, come on,
540
00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:05,195
Ruxin.Yeah, it's yours, it's yours.
541
00:22:05,197 --> 00:22:10,133
Last place loserAnd now you're first
542
00:22:10,135 --> 00:22:14,070
And you shall suck it
Forever and ever
543
00:22:14,072 --> 00:22:15,906
And everYou're the Ruxin
544
00:22:15,908 --> 00:22:17,574
And everYou're the Ruxin
545
00:22:17,576 --> 00:22:23,280
And ever.
This can't get any worse.
546
00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:30,954
Shiva KomediSomakanakram.
547
00:22:30,956 --> 00:22:35,659
(Kevin groans)Jesus Christ.
548
00:22:35,661 --> 00:22:38,962
He said it.Hey, Brian, who's this Kevin?
549
00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:40,622
He sounds like a real piece of shit.
550
00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:51,195
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