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(man) And yea, verily, doth it be decreed
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in Book Three, Chapter Three
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that the Catalyst did visit the Rulemakers,
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did consume fire, and in twilight's vision,
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sought the answer to
the middle of the end...
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Things are gonna get worse
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(phone ringing)
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- (phone continues ringing)
- (muffled shouting)
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(muffled shouting and
phone ringing continue)
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IDIOT!
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Dave, call the airline,
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and have my luggage
re-re-routed back here
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and then sent to the company apartment.
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I'm also gonna need some other things
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for the company apartment.
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Um, toiletries, groceries,
a TV, all the appliances.
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And uh,
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probably going to need
a winter coat as well.
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Hey Todd, is this a good time?
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No, Doug, not really, no.
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Okay, I can wait.
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- What is it, Doug?
- Oh, is now a good time?
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I was doing a little sleuthing
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and did you know that the requisition form
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for the microwave has not...
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Jesus, Doug!
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If I were to make a
list of all my problems,
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do you know where finding
you a microwave would come?
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Third? No, second.
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Last.
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Just after getting every other human
being on the planet a microwave!
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You know, I don't know what's happening.
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This isn't like me to mess up.
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I mean, this is like that dream I had
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the night before I came here,
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except this is really happening.
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Ha, this is rich.
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Big, bad, sexy Brent Wilts,
scared of a little ghost.
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What'd you just say?
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I said "That's rich.
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Big bad Todd Margaret
scared of a little dream."
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Doug, just go away, all right?
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They're about to feed me to the lions
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and I'm sitting here, worrying about...
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(snaps fingers) That's it!
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Where's Mountford?
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Where's Lord Mountford?
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Oh, he just left.
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But you can probably still catch him.
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Belinda, meet me at The Academic
Society of Westminster in fifteen?
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Sorry to dump all this
shit on you right now,
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but my 12:30 cancelled.
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Lord Mountford, sir!
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What if we take the crater
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and instead of paying the
costs to repair and fill it,
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we leave it, but use that money
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to create a beautiful,
state-of-the-art amphitheater
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like the Roman Colosseum.
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A gift to Hertfordshire
from Global National?
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That...
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could work.
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Get local MP Jeremy Stephenson on board.
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Call it the Jeremy Stephenson Theatre.
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He's certainly a man who loves himself.
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He'll pull it off.
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That's more like it, Margaret.
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I'll call the boy, have a meeting arranged.
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Oh, sir, I've just received word.
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You are to meet with Jeremy
Stephenson this afternoon
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in the Houses of Parliament.
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Wow, that was surprisingly quick.
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You might be overqualified for this job.
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Well, my father told
me I need to understand
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every single aspect of this company
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if I'm to run the place one day.
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(chuckling) Did he now?
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Did he also explain that
this is a cutthroat business
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and you're gonna have to shit
on a lot of people to get there?
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Several times.
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All right, send the guy
a fruit basket, right?
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- Butter him up.
- And... and... and if I may,
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you might want to shave first.
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It is Westminster.
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Oh yeah, good call.
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Also, that Alice Bell
woman's calling again.
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- She's on line two.
- Oh, I don't have time for that.
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Oh, what should I tell her?
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Tell her to call my cell.
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Okay, does she have your number?
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Nope!
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Very good.
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(Dave) Oh!
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You shaved off the goatee.
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Yeah, you just said shave it.
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Well, I meant more of a kind of tidy up.
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But it looks good!
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Very...
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parliamentary, my dear Watson.
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Oh, you may want to try this one on, sir,
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I believe the size should be correct.
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Whoa, my God, you're thorough.
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Yes, indeed, ha!
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Stitched you up quite nicely!
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I'm impressed, Dave.
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You might be the world's best...
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Director of Strategy, whatever it is.
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Maybe your dad's not so full of crap, huh?
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It's just after 1, yes,
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I believe he should empty by now.
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Selfie with the world's best boss!
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All right, I don't like, okay...
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Great, that's enough. That's good.
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- Where's the cab?
- Oh, downstairs, sir.
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Also, I have put together
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a little information pack for
you on Jeremy Stephenson, sir.
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Very good and you don't have
to keep calling me "sir".
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I don't need all that formality.
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Yes, mate sir.
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All right, just "mate,"
"Todd,"... Both are fine.
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Todd, interesting new wrinkle.
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It's Mr. Margaret.
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Mr. Margaret, interesting new wrinkle.
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In my sleuthifications,
I discovered many charges
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to Mr. Wilt's credit
card... now cancelled...
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All going to one Peppermint Fingerbangs.
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In following up,
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it seems he met with a mystery man.
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Medium build, goatee...
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Okay, you know what?
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Do call me Todd... (nervous chuckle)
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Doug, I know how important
this microwave is to you.
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We have been without a microwave
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for almost six weeks.
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I know, that's what... what?
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Did... you didn't just say six weeks?
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SIX weeks?
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I thought it was one week.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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I had no idea. I had no...
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God, these sons of bitches!
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Oh, Doug, they're gonna pay for this.
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Oh, those mother...
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Why?
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Why would they do that?
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I'm so sorry, I had no idea.
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That's, that's like Guantanamo Bay shit!
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Okay, you know what we gotta do?
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I just need Mr. Wilts to
sign the requisition form.
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Of course you do. Of course!
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Oh, my God, okay, I...
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I can't do that. I can't...
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No, I have to, I... All right,
here's what we're gonna do.
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Doug, you need to find Brent Wilts, okay?
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Forget what you're working on now.
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Forget about all this stuff
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and just make that your top priority, okay?
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We've got to get this microwave!
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Doug Whitney is on the case!
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Okay, great. And Doug,
when you do find him,
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don't talk to him, don't engage him,
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just report immediately back
to me, and me only, okay?
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Let's keep this under Sherlock and key.
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Sher... Sherlock and key.
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Lock and key. Sher-lock and key.
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(cell phone rings)
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Hello?
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You're never going to
guess what happened to me.
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How did you get my... ?
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I gotta call you back,
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Look, I've had, hands
down, the shittiest morning.
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Well, I doubt that.
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Look, Alice, I'm super busy,
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I really don't have time to play
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a who had the worst
morning contest with you.
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Oh well, I can help you then.
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It was me!
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Anyway, that's not why I'm calling.
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It's about the license
for the garden party.
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Do they not teach the meaning
of the word "busy" in England?
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No! But they do teach the
meaning of "giant arsehole"!
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Oh, heh heh,
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Alice, I've got a license for you.
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- Really? Because I don't...
- Yeah.
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It's a license for you to
fuck off... I'm busy.
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Wha... ?!
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Wow, you, Todd Margaret,
are a charmless prick.
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I was actually calling to tell
you that you don't have to bother
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because we've moved it,
so I don't need it anymore,
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you giant arsehole.
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Yeah, all right, great.
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Anywhere here is good.
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(Big Ben bells chiming)
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(chimes booming the hour)
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Hello?
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Mr. Stephenson?
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Oh, good.
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Mister...
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Stephenson... Jesus!
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Phew, that was a good one.
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(deaf man) My name, Russ.
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Oh, my God, you're all deaf.
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What kind of freak show is this?
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This is my worst nightmare coming true.
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Cumberland Heights.
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I gotta write this shit down.
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Okay, okay, okay, uh,
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The MP who jerked himself off...
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to death, I should... "to death,"
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The deaf group, the deaf group.
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Okay, what else? Uh, the poppy lady.
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Oh and the, the rugby
guys, the rugby, rugby.
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Thunder Muscle, of course.
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Dave, Alice,
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I get sent to London by Brent Wilts.
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That's crazy, I mean, look,
all this shit is coming true.
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'Cause in the dream...
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I destroy the world.
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I, I de... I dest...
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Okay, enough, this is crazy.
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Here you go, mate, Cumberland Heights.
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Oh, thank you.
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OH MY GOD!
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Oh, you meant the nice one.
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Okay, calm down, calm down.
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I'm being sil...
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Huh, good.
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Oh! Dream journal.
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Okay.
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So...
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Oh yeah!
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In the dream, Fanny dies.
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(call ringing through)
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(Stephanie) Hey honeybear!
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- Hey!
- I miss you.
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Fanny is doing great by the way.
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- She's a great cat!
- Oh!
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That's actually one of
the reasons I was calling.
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Nah, why? What did you hear?
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Nothing. Why?
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What do you mean, what did I hear?
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I mean, oh, oh, ha ha, I love this cat!
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She's licking me! Ah ha ha!
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Aww!
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Hey, so listen,
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remember I told you about
that crazy fucked-up dream
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where I come to London
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and all the weirdness happens
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and then at the end,
I, I blow up the world?
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- Yeah.
- Well, all these aspects of it are coming true.
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Or, or, at least, like
uh, y'know, appearing,
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in real life, I mean.
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I... It's nuts.
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I told you! You have to
write the dream journal.
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I know, I know! I...
I... I... I'm doing it!
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I, I just, wish I could remember it all.
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Yeah, well, you just have to recreate it.
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- That's what Professor Tillman says.
- Recreate it?
264
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,358
How do I recreate a dream?
265
00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:44,593
A dream is just a response
266
00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:46,127
to the previous day's stimuli.
267
00:11:46,263 --> 00:11:48,964
So, everything you did
the night of the dream,
268
00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:50,565
you replicate in the exact same way.
269
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,033
Todd...
270
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:56,571
- in your dream, was Fanny in it?
- Good point.
271
00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:58,006
Yes, that's one of the
reasons I was calling
272
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,841
besides to tell you how hot you are.
273
00:11:59,943 --> 00:12:01,209
What do you mean, "good point"?
274
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,845
Uh, 'cause in the dream Fanny dies.
275
00:12:03,981 --> 00:12:05,914
In like this really horrific way.
276
00:12:06,049 --> 00:12:07,682
Right in my kitchen.
277
00:12:07,818 --> 00:12:10,318
So, I mean, you know,
it's not all coming true.
278
00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,120
That's a, a relief, huh?
279
00:12:12,256 --> 00:12:14,823
I was just being paranoid, I know, um...
280
00:12:15,859 --> 00:12:17,726
What do you thi... Hello?
281
00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,995
Steph, Stephanie? Hello?
282
00:12:20,897 --> 00:12:21,997
(sighs)
283
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,099
- (doorbell rings)
- Oy.
284
00:12:25,469 --> 00:12:26,568
This one?
285
00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:27,769
(cat meows)
286
00:12:27,904 --> 00:12:30,572
We're all gonna die.
287
00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:34,276
Oh, hello!
288
00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:35,577
You must be the new tenant.
289
00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,878
That was fast.
290
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,079
Oh yeah, yeah, I am.
291
00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,649
Nice place, Mr... ?
292
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:42,617
- Hush?
- No.
293
00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,719
Uh, sorry, Margaret.
294
00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:45,954
No, Todd Margaret.
295
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,255
Pam, Pam Woods.
296
00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:48,657
- You're American?
- Yeah.
297
00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:51,860
Pam's got a thing for Americans!
298
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,198
Oh!
299
00:12:57,301 --> 00:12:59,000
Oh okay, yeah, thank God.
300
00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:00,869
Nothing works around here
unless you're grounded.
301
00:13:00,971 --> 00:13:03,938
But once you're plugged in, you
can charge whatever you like.
302
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,674
I've got two adaptors that work just fine.
303
00:13:05,809 --> 00:13:07,108
- But thanks...
- That's it.
304
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,510
I've got to adapt.
305
00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:09,911
Brilliant!
306
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:12,280
(whispering to self) She was in my dream.
307
00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,282
I think she was in my dream.
308
00:13:14,384 --> 00:13:16,818
I gotta recreate that dream.
309
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,520
Okay, what did I do?
310
00:13:18,622 --> 00:13:19,721
I had a beer.
311
00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:22,324
Uh, flipped through the TV.
312
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,959
(newsman on TV) And although it
poses no imminent danger to us,
313
00:13:25,128 --> 00:13:27,395
scientists are cautioning
the international community
314
00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:29,631
to delay all satellite launches
315
00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:32,801
as the comet Phantasos makes
its way closer to Earth.
316
00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:35,537
- (channel changes)
- Hudson Bear, Mike Moose!
317
00:13:35,672 --> 00:13:37,439
Come quick! It's so funny!
318
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:41,376
Those crazy marmots just
stole the logger's lunch!
319
00:13:41,511 --> 00:13:44,679
He can't find it! L.O.L.!
320
00:13:44,815 --> 00:13:46,514
(announcer) ... In over 30 exciting colors!
321
00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:49,751
At Dreamz Mattresses you'll
"sleep, perchance to dreamz"
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00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:51,286
with a zed!
323
00:13:51,388 --> 00:13:53,521
Get thee to Dreamz Mattresses... or don't!
324
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:54,889
- We deliver!
- Okay.
325
00:13:54,991 --> 00:13:56,391
(TV clicks off)
326
00:13:56,493 --> 00:13:59,394
Now to have an unpleasant
amount of Indian food.
327
00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:05,930
_
328
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,154
_
329
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,564
_
330
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:19,465
_
331
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,586
_
332
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,287
_
333
00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:33,088
_
334
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:39,089
_
335
00:14:46,190 --> 00:14:49,390
_
336
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:08,551
_
337
00:15:10,114 --> 00:15:11,380
(bell on door jingles)
338
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,449
- Good evening, sir.
- Oh, I don't need that.
339
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:15,951
I already know what I want.
340
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:19,855
Uh, to start, I'll have, uh, four...
341
00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:21,890
Sir?
342
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:26,028
Uh, sorry, no, uh, yes, so,
uh, yup, four Kingdom ales.
343
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:29,298
Uh, garlic naan, cheese naan,
three orders of papadum...
344
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,667
No, uh, yes, three orders of papadums,
345
00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:33,302
but two Kingdom ales, two Pressburgs.
346
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:34,836
How many more people are coming?
347
00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:37,039
- None, it's just me.
- Oh.
348
00:15:37,174 --> 00:15:39,341
But wh... wh... where you going?
349
00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:40,542
I'm going to place your order.
350
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:42,010
I haven't finished ordering yet.
351
00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:44,546
Uh, lamb rogan josh. Not very good.
352
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,748
Two chicken kormas,
which usually I can't have
353
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,717
'cause my cat's allergic to nuts.
354
00:15:48,852 --> 00:15:51,219
A Korang boatmans curry,
two saag paneer,
355
00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:55,223
aloo palak, uh, that...
whatever it is... biryani rice,
356
00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:56,792
I can't pronounce it.
That should be good...
357
00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:58,493
No... two appetizer samplers.
358
00:15:58,595 --> 00:15:59,695
And onion bhajis.
359
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:01,797
So there are others joining you?
360
00:16:01,899 --> 00:16:04,499
Oh, I wish! I can't eat all
this by myself, are you kidding?
361
00:16:04,635 --> 00:16:07,469
I, uh, it must seem strange
that I'm ordering all this food.
362
00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,837
Hm, not at all.
363
00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:10,339
We've had Americans in here before.
364
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,541
I'm just trying to recreate a dream.
365
00:16:12,643 --> 00:16:13,775
That's weird, huh?
366
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:15,210
Not at all.
367
00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:17,212
We've had Californians in here before.
368
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:22,217
Ah, this isn't right.
369
00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:24,186
Something's...
370
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:26,054
something's not right.
371
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:27,356
I mean, the food's right.
372
00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,194
That's it, it's the table.
It's where I am... Ma'am!
373
00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:34,062
Yeah, uh, there's something else.
374
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,897
I believe that's everything you ordered.
375
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,400
No, no, no, we were sitting by the toilet.
376
00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,702
I need to be sitting over
there where that sad woman is.
377
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:43,538
So, yeah, give me a hand here, please.
378
00:16:43,607 --> 00:16:46,475
Guys! You wanna help out?
379
00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,877
Hi, Todd Margaret, do you mind?
380
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:51,780
No, no, no, not at all.
381
00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:56,818
Uh, what are you doing?
382
00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:58,754
I didn't think I was gonna have company.
383
00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,555
Uh, you don't.
384
00:17:00,657 --> 00:17:03,291
I'm sorry, you're definitely
not the woman of my dreams.
385
00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:04,860
Wait a minute.
386
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:09,164
Stand up, turn around.
387
00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:13,468
All right, no, thanks, go back over there.
388
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,903
We'll do a swap.
389
00:17:15,039 --> 00:17:18,774
Get her a, get her a
papadum on the, on the house!
390
00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:20,909
I didn't say stop.
391
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,244
Stop.
392
00:17:25,849 --> 00:17:27,649
Do you know if Wilts is home?
393
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,651
It doesn't matter.
394
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,970
That's why we had to surrender our keys,
395
00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:34,222
along with everything
else when we joined up.
396
00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,390
I was wondering about that.
397
00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:37,993
Gah, makes total sense now!
398
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,529
Yeah, this, uh, this could take a while.
399
00:17:40,631 --> 00:17:43,665
Oooh! All these fudging boxes.
400
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,301
Hey, go fetch the other trolley.
401
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,772
(Todd) More beer.
402
00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,944
(sighs heavily)
403
00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:58,580
Not too late, am I? Are you still serving?
404
00:17:58,682 --> 00:18:00,115
What do you think?
405
00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:02,117
I'm sorry?
406
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:04,152
It's nearly 10, douchebag.
407
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,154
I don't know the hours here offhand.
408
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,657
And what's the matter with your phone?
409
00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,459
- Well... nothing.
- Oh, so then,
410
00:18:10,561 --> 00:18:12,561
you could have used it to
call and find out then, huh?
411
00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:15,914
Yeah, but you see, I only just
this minute got out of work,
412
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,115
and was hungry.
413
00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:18,467
(angrily) Yeah, I'm hungry too!
414
00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:19,668
This food's been sitting here!
415
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,703
We got Karang boatmans curry!
416
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,171
You're the only one who eats that!
417
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,941
Don't "Todd" me! Uh!
418
00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:30,378
I, I don't know what
Karang Boatman's curry is.
419
00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,214
Well, you're here now, Mark.
420
00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,648
Just sit down.
421
00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:35,250
It's Gregory.
422
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,553
But... s'pose I...
423
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,555
I could join ya! (chuckling)
424
00:18:40,691 --> 00:18:42,991
All right, that's the
argument taken care of.
425
00:18:43,127 --> 00:18:44,459
Sit! Eat! Enjoy!
426
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:47,796
Yeah, great, all right.
427
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:50,599
(crunching loudly)
428
00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:57,239
Mmm, mmm, dig in!
429
00:18:57,374 --> 00:19:00,609
More beer, beer for him.
430
00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:09,184
(Todd) No, I don't like that,
that's right, I didn't eat that.
431
00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:10,619
Got any shots?
432
00:19:10,721 --> 00:19:13,021
What are you, sambucca? Sambuccas!
433
00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:15,991
Lot of beer to drink
before we smoke that weed.
434
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:22,164
That was undelicious.
435
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:26,268
Now to have sex, right.
436
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:31,940
(Todd) Excuse me, lady,
don't take this the wrong way,
437
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:35,810
but am I too drunk to have sex with you?
438
00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:39,114
You are a pig!
439
00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:40,949
Well, you did take that the wrong way
440
00:19:41,051 --> 00:19:42,651
'cause I just really
have to get to the point
441
00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:44,953
where I can jerk off into a T-shirt.
442
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:49,357
I'm not paying for that,
I'm not paying for that.
443
00:19:50,394 --> 00:19:51,493
Guys!
444
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:52,694
You gotta...
445
00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,196
Get your ladies in line.
446
00:19:55,899 --> 00:19:59,701
All right, knock off some of
this naan bread on my check.
447
00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:01,102
I didn't bring my wallet.
448
00:20:01,238 --> 00:20:02,537
Lady put a br...
449
00:20:02,639 --> 00:20:06,441
Bread, put bread on me... Not paying!
450
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:14,549
(envelope tearing)
451
00:20:20,123 --> 00:20:22,224
All right, let's get to this next part.
452
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,458
Uhh...
453
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,360
Oh yeah!
454
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,462
Nailed it. (sighs)
455
00:20:28,732 --> 00:20:30,198
Finish this.
456
00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:38,974
(slurring) That oughta help me
get going, where I need to go.
457
00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:44,412
Good night, London, wherever you are.
458
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:47,148
It's time to...
459
00:20:47,284 --> 00:20:51,920
recreate the dream to save the world.
460
00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:54,489
(man's voice) Previously on
461
00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:56,891
"The Increasingly Poor
Decisions of Todd Margaret"...
462
00:20:56,994 --> 00:21:00,729
463
00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:08,069
"Life is Sweet"
If you know what I mean
464
00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,672
Without reservation
465
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,674
Life's too sweet
466
00:21:12,809 --> 00:21:14,676
A real sensation
467
00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:17,212
Can't control myself
468
00:21:17,314 --> 00:21:19,814
Anticipation
469
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:23,251
Things are gonna get worse
470
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:27,389
(animals eating, growling, squawking)
471
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:30,331
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