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ADULT ADAM:
For as long as I can remember,
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Beverly Goldberg loved to dance.
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Sure, her fearless mom moves
were embarrassing,
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but you had to admire her pure passion.
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You can't blame the lady.
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This was the '80s,
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the golden age
of the cheesy dance movie...
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most notably, "Flashdance,"
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the tale of a working-class girl
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who wanted to boogie with the best.
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I don't think she's ever gonna
get into this dance school.
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Even the lady judge
isn't supporting her.
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This movie is insane.
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She's so graceful
and yet from Pittsburgh?
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- Shh!
- Screw you!
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- You "shh"! Some people!
- Jerk!
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But, as fate would have it, that year,
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flashdancing made its way to Jenkintown.
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Break out your hottest
leg warmers, ladies!
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It's time to flashdance.
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"Bring your boogie-woogie
and a towel"? Ehh.
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Come on. It's our chance
to live the very realistic story
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of a steelworker turned modern dancer.
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Please! No one wants to see four moms
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shake their tushes at the JCC.
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Our entire lives revolve
around our kids.
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But I have learned something
very important
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from the Bevolution.
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- Is that still a thing?
- The biggest.
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And it's taught me that unless
we make time for ourselves,
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our wonderful families will leech us dry
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of our youth and spirit.
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I guess I do have a little time
between school drop off
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and school pick up and sports
drop off and sports pick up.
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Well, it sounds like a small
window, but I'll take it.
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- How about you gals?
- Maybe it wouldn't hurt
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to stay in the back of the class
and pick up a few moves.
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While they didn't stay
in the back of the class,
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they did pick up a few moves...
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or... whatever this is.
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[Up-tempo dance music plays]
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INSTRUCTOR: Annnd pose!
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Not bad, ladies.
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Not bad? Uh, we have taken
our passion and made it happen!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
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[Laughs]
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?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, fellas.
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Dance class just let out.
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Now, this is why we come
to the Jenkintown JCC.
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Aw, yeah.
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Wait, I take it back! That's my mom!
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And she's with my mom!
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Hey, Bar. Don't hug Mama,
she's aglow with dance.
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Why is your shoulder exposed?
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Mama's just flashdancing.
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Well, you're flashing too much!
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Don't listen to him, hot moms.
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Johnny Atkins is a shoulder man.
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[Women giggle]
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They all look encouraged
by his creepy words.
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- Barry, do something!
- What?
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Cover your shoulder with
my sweat towel! Right now!
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- Please.
- [Whispers] Don't look at my mom.
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- Okay, stop it. Just stop.
- Get off of me.
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Get out of here. Just get out of here.
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ?
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ?
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It was April 11, 1980-something,
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a typical Saturday night
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for me and my best friend, Emmy Mirsky.
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God, I love "Blades of Steel."
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I call Penguins!
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Why do you always
choose the stupid Penguins?
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'Cause they're my favorite
animal. Also, they do this.
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Annnd I'm down.
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You just make it easy by sucking.
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It was more than a friendship.
Emmy was like my sister.
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Ever since we were kids,
we did everything together,
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from Nintendo marathons
to treehouse slumber parties.
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Brian McMahon made it pretty darn clear.
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Do you like him, yes or no?
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You know what? I'm marking yes.
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And best of all, our traditions
continued through high school.
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I don't know, Muscles.
Your mom is super against
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- getting your ears pierced.
- Just do it, nerd!
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Okay.
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Three, two, one, and...
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All right, welcome to pickleball!
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Do not be fooled by its
comically delightful name.
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Pickleball is a serious sport.
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It combines the greatest elements
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of tennis, badminton, and Ping-Pong.
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Time to pick your pickleball partner.
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Just make sure your partner
for pickleball
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doesn't already have
a pickleball partner picked!
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Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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You wanna play forehand or backhand?
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I'm super bad at both.
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Uh, actually, Brian McMahon
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already asked me to play with him.
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This was Brian, one of the most
popular kids in school.
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The dude was painfully shy,
but he made it look cool.
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Wow, Shy Bri actually talked to you?
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See ya at lunch!
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No partner, huh, Goldfarb?
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Eh, it's all right. No shame in that.
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At least that's what
the school instructs me to say.
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Maybe I can just do a related
assignment like... eat a pickle?
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Don't worry, Coach has got your back.
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Now engage your core! Let's go!
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?
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Yah!
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Mine! Mine! Mine! Ah!
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There's the beef! All me! All me!
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I got it! I got it! I got it!
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Eat my shorts!
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Get out of the way!
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Yah!
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That's game! 21-zip!
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Learn from it.
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I learned that this game sucks.
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Ha! He's mocking what you care about.
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Laps! Now!
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Both of you, let's go!
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And as for you, we're gonna
pair up again tomorrow.
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I need you to run some drills
after school.
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Bring six gallons of water.
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Thanks, but I'll be back
with Emmy next class.
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Yo, we're grabbing
some Gino's for lunch.
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Rad! I love Gino's!
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If I'm not back
for study hall, cover for me.
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Oof. That was tough to watch.
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Well, Coach is here for you.
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Except during lunch.
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That's when I have
my 67-vegetable smoothie.
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But I'm happy to talk
again on my jog home.
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Emmy's been my best friend
since second grade.
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Dating Brian won't change anything.
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All right, listen up.
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Part of growing up is growing apart.
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You and Emmy are always
gonna be friends,
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even if you don't hang out or talk
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or she can't recall your name
immediately.
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How am I doing? You feeling any better?
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Not at all!
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Yeah, this one got away from me.
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As I panicked about my future
with my best friend,
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Barry couldn't get past
our mom's new hobby.
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The JCC All Ages Dance Recital?
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It is a celebration of the sweet moves
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we learned from 4:00 to 6:00
on Tuesdays.
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And you're going.
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Adam, come in here and get my back!
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This is gonna traumatize you, too.
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Unlikely. There's nothing worse
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than losing your oldest
and dearest friend
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to the popular crowd.
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Uck, I literally just fell asleep.
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Dad! Kill her dance dreams now!
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Just go to her damn show
and let me know how it went.
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Oh, no, you're going, too.
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I can't. I got a work thing.
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You don't even know when it is!
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And I have a work thing, too.
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- You don't even have a job!
- That checks out.
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You are gonna support your loving mother
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because she has supported everything
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her precious babies have ever done.
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Dammit! I am so jealous
Erica escaped this house
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and made it to college.
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Where are they?! My life is over!
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Where are the pictures of my boyfriend
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making out with that skank
Bridget Greenley?!
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Surprise! [Chuckles]
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Geoff's not cheating on you.
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I just lied to get you here.
Isn't that fun?!
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I drove home from D.C.
at 90 miles an hour
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with tears in my eyes!
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Well, the good news is,
your love is still intact
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and your mother has
a dance recital tomorrow!
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Ha! You have to sit through
Mom's gyrating garbage with us.
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All right, I can tell
from the hateful language
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that I have doubters here,
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which is why I'm going to give you
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a little preview of what's in store.
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? First, when there's nothing ?
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And with that, my mom took her six weeks
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of rigorous JCC training
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and put her heart and soul on the line.
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? That your fear seems to hide ?
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Much like the toe-tapping
Jennifer Beals' audition
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in "Flashdance,"
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Beverly Goldberg would win over
her condescending critics
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using the soaring magic of dance.
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? All alone, I have cried ?
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? Silent tears full of pride ?
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? In a world made of steel ?
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- ? Made of stone ?
- [Tempo quickens]
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? What a feeling ?
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? Being's believin' ?
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? I can have it all ?
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? Now I'm dancing for my life ?
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You've been flashdanced!
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[Hysterical laughter]
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Thank you for bringing me home
from college to see this!
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I can't breathe!
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It hurts! It's so funny it hurts!
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Seriously?!
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You're laughing at me after
I just danced my heart out?!
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Thanks, Mom! I needed a good laugh.
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It hurts! Aah! Oh.
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Are you okay, Dad?
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No, he's not okay!
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He literally injured himself
laughing at me!
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[Laughter]
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Enough!
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All you people do is call me
a smother and beg me to change.
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And then when I finally try to do it,
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you mock me with your mean spirits!
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Thank you. This is the most fun
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that we've had as a family
in a long time.
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[Laughs] Ha! So funny!
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Ohh! I popped something else!
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Gotta go back. Aaah! Aah!
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Great-grandpa's balls!
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Jackie, huge news!
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We're gonna double date
with Emmy and her new beau!
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Oh, my God, Emmy has a boyfriend?
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Not yet. But she will
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once I play a little yenta matchmaker.
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Aw, you're gonna set her up?
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Yep, I'm the best.
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Now time to find Emmy a sweet, kind dude
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who isn't popular or threatening
to me in any way.
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[Chuckles]
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Muscles Mirsky!
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What if I told you there's
three eligible bachelors
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just waiting to become your boyfriend?
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Mr. Goldberg, this is study
hall, not the dating game.
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This'll only take a minute.
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Let's meet bachelor number one!
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He's exotic. He's mysterious.
He's Sergei!
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Good hello, sturdy woman.
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This joker? You can't be serious.
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Sergei still happy he got out there.
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Okay, rough start.
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Bachelor number two
is a tall glass of water
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who plays clarinet in marching band...
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It's me... Dan! I couldn't wait
for him to finish speaking!
254
00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:56,303
Keep walkin', Dan-O. Thank you
for the opportunity to compete.
255
00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:58,438
Saving the best for last!
Bachelor number three!
256
00:08:58,474 --> 00:08:59,673
It better not be Dave Kim.
257
00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:02,142
Whaaat? I would never!
258
00:09:02,211 --> 00:09:05,045
Look, I appreciate the crappy effort.
259
00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,881
But... I kinda spent lunch
making out with Brian McMahon.
260
00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,716
What do you even see in that guy?
261
00:09:09,752 --> 00:09:12,419
He's handsome and athletic and cool.
262
00:09:12,454 --> 00:09:14,054
Name one cool guy who doesn't talk.
263
00:09:14,089 --> 00:09:15,288
Snake Eyes from "G.I. Joe."
264
00:09:15,324 --> 00:09:16,923
- Name one more.
- Teller from Penn and Teller.
265
00:09:16,959 --> 00:09:17,958
- Name another.
- Snoopy.
266
00:09:17,993 --> 00:09:18,959
He's the best.
267
00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:20,093
Odd Job from James Bond,
268
00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:21,762
Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
269
00:09:21,797 --> 00:09:23,697
All right, stop dancing in the end zone!
270
00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:26,700
I couldn't wait any longer!
Have you chosen your suitor?
271
00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:29,035
While my matchmaking blew up in my face,
272
00:09:29,071 --> 00:09:31,238
my mom was about to drop a bomb.
273
00:09:31,273 --> 00:09:33,707
Bev, where are your dance
clothes and your leg warmers?
274
00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,841
Class is about to start.
275
00:09:34,877 --> 00:09:36,643
These legs will never be warmed again.
276
00:09:36,678 --> 00:09:38,612
Why are you talking so
dramatically about dance wear?!
277
00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:41,081
I shared my gift of dance
with my family.
278
00:09:41,116 --> 00:09:42,416
And they laughed.
279
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:46,052
So much so that Murray cracked
a bone in his middle body.
280
00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:47,320
Don't listen to your family!
281
00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:48,722
Mine said we're gonna be awesome!
282
00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:49,756
- Same here.
- Mine, too.
283
00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,992
That's 'cause they're kind,
stupid liars.
284
00:09:52,027 --> 00:09:54,461
I mean, no offense, but anyone
who's seen Linda dance
285
00:09:54,496 --> 00:09:56,663
knows she's got no boogie
from the waist down.
286
00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:57,664
Excuse me?!
287
00:09:57,699 --> 00:09:58,865
Admit it,
288
00:09:58,901 --> 00:10:00,200
you jacked up your back
289
00:10:00,235 --> 00:10:02,369
carrying around your kid
for far too long.
290
00:10:02,404 --> 00:10:05,105
Geoff's 11-year-old legs
got tired easily.
291
00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:07,140
And don't get me started
on Essie's jazz hands.
292
00:10:07,176 --> 00:10:08,308
What's wrong with my jazz hands?
293
00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:09,843
They are crooked and calloused
294
00:10:09,878 --> 00:10:13,180
from years of scrubbing greasy
pans and wiping tushies.
295
00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:15,415
I was gonna cover them with
sparkly gloves for the show.
296
00:10:15,451 --> 00:10:17,350
And, Ginzy, all those years of stress
297
00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:18,852
raising four rowdy boys
298
00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:21,354
has given you such a nervous mom-tummy
299
00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,990
that you make poots
all through this class.
300
00:10:24,026 --> 00:10:25,091
You know about my poots?
301
00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:26,326
- Yes.
- So intense.
302
00:10:26,361 --> 00:10:29,396
You know, truth is,
I'm still worse off than you.
303
00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:33,433
My family told me I'll never be
anything but a lame-butt mom.
304
00:10:33,469 --> 00:10:35,402
No use fighting it.
305
00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,704
?
306
00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:39,773
- Not okay, Ginzy!
- Go outside!
307
00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:41,208
The stress activates it.
308
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,131
[Clears throat] Stress activates it!
309
00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:45,193
I was losing Emmy to the cool kids,
310
00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,373
so I turned to the coolest dude I knew.
311
00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:50,407
Pops! Stop it with the hamantaschen!
I have an emergency!
312
00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:53,240
I was so close, but fine.
What do you got?
313
00:10:53,295 --> 00:10:55,228
Emmy has a super-popular boyfriend!
314
00:10:55,264 --> 00:10:56,196
Good for her.
315
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:58,265
No! She's gonna leave me in the dust,
316
00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:00,900
which means I gotta
become super cool super fast.
317
00:11:00,936 --> 00:11:02,836
You want cool lessons, huh?
318
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,237
Well, you've come to the right place.
319
00:11:04,273 --> 00:11:05,972
I don't have time to learn stuff!
320
00:11:06,008 --> 00:11:08,275
I need an expensive shortcut
and I need it now!
321
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,211
It was red, it was leather,
it was in the "Beat It" video.
322
00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:13,113
He who wore it was a god amongst men.
323
00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:15,282
It's a fact.
Anyone who wears this jacket
324
00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:17,651
is automatically
the coolest badass in the room.
325
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:18,918
'Cause of all the zippers?
326
00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,086
'Cause of MJ.
327
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:23,531
And no kid on earth has one
'cause it costs $463.
328
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,767
Whoa! You don't need this
farkakte spaceman jacket.
329
00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:29,369
Fine. I'm just gonna call Emmy
330
00:11:29,404 --> 00:11:31,438
and tell her Shy Bri is no good for her.
331
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,874
No, that is the least cool thing to do.
332
00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:35,975
Hello?
333
00:11:36,011 --> 00:11:37,977
Hi, Mrs. Mirsky, it's Adam.
Is Emmy there?
334
00:11:38,013 --> 00:11:40,714
No. She said she was studying
with you tonight.
335
00:11:40,749 --> 00:11:43,183
Emmy used me as her nerd cover story.
336
00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:46,052
Oh, no! How sad for you
but smart of her.
337
00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:47,754
She's not there, is she?
338
00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:49,789
Of course! I just forgot!
339
00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:53,093
She's making popcorn
in the... popcorn room.
340
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:54,961
Uh-huh. Can I talk to her?
341
00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,262
Of course you can.
342
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,065
Hey, Emmy! Your mom's on the phone!
343
00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:00,400
Here she comes.
344
00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:03,403
She's walking to the phone
with the popcorn in her hand.
345
00:12:03,438 --> 00:12:05,505
Oh, no, she just tripped and fell!
346
00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,741
Ohh, the popcorn is everywhere!
347
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:10,210
Oh! Oh! Now, I just fell! Gotta go!
348
00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:11,911
- She has nev...
- [Receiver clicks]
349
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,982
I'm gonna buy you the red jacket.
350
00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,751
Once again, Pops bailed me out.
351
00:12:17,786 --> 00:12:20,754
And thanks to the ridicule,
my mom bailed on dancing.
352
00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:23,523
Baby, I love you! You make
everything so much better!
353
00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:24,958
You shamed your mom into quitting,
354
00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:26,793
who shamed my mom into quitting
and then everyone else quit
355
00:12:26,828 --> 00:12:28,027
and now the whole thing's canceled.
356
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:29,462
Well, you're welcome, handsome.
357
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,531
Wait. Bevy and all her friends
quit that thing?
358
00:12:31,566 --> 00:12:33,099
Thanks to your amazing
and cruel daughter.
359
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:34,701
I was awful, too.
360
00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:37,137
- [Thud]
- Dinner's served.
361
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:38,838
If you need me, I'll be upstairs in bed
362
00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:41,174
staring at the ceiling thinking
about what could've been.
363
00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,042
- Cool.
- [Sighs]
364
00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:45,011
ERICA: Um, what's the deal
with this sad lasagna?
365
00:12:45,046 --> 00:12:46,813
Mom's never made anything
in a casserole dish
366
00:12:46,848 --> 00:12:48,681
with less than eight layers.
What's going on?
367
00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:52,018
Clearly you morons hurt the lady
and you're gonna apologize.
368
00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:54,053
Write one of your annoying
keyboard songs
369
00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,722
where you rap and jump around.
370
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,490
You know, the annoying crap
you do every week.
371
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,392
Why just us? You were laughing, too.
372
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:02,762
Please, I'm her husband.
I never have to say I'm sorry.
373
00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,063
That's how marriage works.
374
00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,965
[Sighs] Okay, I'll get my Casio.
375
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,500
And I'll get my crazy mad flow.
376
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:08,601
[Fork clatters]
377
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:10,403
As they strolled off to make amends,
378
00:13:10,439 --> 00:13:13,873
I was desperately hoping my new
red jacket would make me cool.
379
00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:15,842
Hey! Beat it!
380
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:17,911
Oh, yeah, sorry, right.
I'll get out of here.
381
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:20,580
Nah, bro. Your jacket.
It's from "Beat It."
382
00:13:20,615 --> 00:13:23,516
This kid rules, 'cause look...
look, he's got the jacket!
383
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,285
No biggie. I've had it forever.
384
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,120
Some say MJ got the idea from me.
385
00:13:27,155 --> 00:13:28,154
Gnarly.
386
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:31,090
Oh, so you're a bad,
gnarly boy now? 'Sup up?
387
00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:32,459
I have a girlfriend.
388
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:34,294
That's part of it for me.
389
00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:36,262
You making moves on my girl, small fry?
390
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,998
You're so dead, but sweet
jacket, so we're friends now.
391
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,568
Okay, cool, man. I'll catch you later.
392
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,036
Adam?
393
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:46,039
Dude, you suck, 'cause you
ditched me to hang here.
394
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,340
Ain't that right, that guy?
395
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,608
Beat It!
396
00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:50,877
Are you kidding me?
I finally find someone I like
397
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,412
and you can't even be happy for me?
398
00:13:52,447 --> 00:13:54,113
Happy? We're best friends!
399
00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:55,949
It's supposed to be just you and me!
400
00:13:55,984 --> 00:13:58,518
We grow up together and live
next door to each other
401
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,453
and raise our kids side by side!
402
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:03,790
No matter who we were with,
it was supposed to be us!
403
00:14:03,825 --> 00:14:05,592
You are such a hypocrite.
404
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,228
Did I ever complain when I got
shoved into the background
405
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:09,729
while you were with Dana or Jackie?
406
00:14:09,764 --> 00:14:11,331
That's different and you know it.
407
00:14:11,366 --> 00:14:13,753
How? I've been the third wheel forever.
408
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,871
Uh, this is all super weird,
409
00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:17,446
and it's making me
feel like the third wheel.
410
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,647
Why is he suddenly talking?
411
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,116
See you in gym class or whatever.
412
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:25,888
Guess Shy Bri really opens up
on the weekends, huh?
413
00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:28,223
Don't talk to me. Ever again.
414
00:14:29,894 --> 00:14:31,894
- Beat it!
- Yeah, yeah, the jacket.
415
00:14:31,929 --> 00:14:34,930
No. Actually beat it.
You're a bad friend. Not cool.
416
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:37,132
He was right. I really did lose Emmy.
417
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,301
Meanwhile, my mom was about to get
418
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,637
the most elaborate apology in history.
419
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,441
There she is!
Our flashy little flashdancer!
420
00:14:45,476 --> 00:14:46,575
What is all this?
421
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:47,647
[Echoing] You're about to witness
422
00:14:47,694 --> 00:14:50,212
the greatest apology ever.
423
00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:52,648
Behold! A three-act hip-hopera
424
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,783
so powerful you'll forgive anything.
425
00:14:54,819 --> 00:14:56,185
- JTP!
- JTP!
426
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,021
Drop a respectful apology beat!
427
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:00,990
- Mom...
- Stop! It worked.
428
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,626
I forgive you.
I can't stay mad at my babies.
429
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,794
But... there's two hours left,
plus intermission.
430
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,663
I'm fine. Just go be kids.
431
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,264
So we're good here?
432
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,567
The kids are sorry,
you're back to dancing.
433
00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,268
Not yet.
434
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,437
What about you? Anything you want toay?
435
00:15:15,473 --> 00:15:18,107
Ha! You do have to apologize!
436
00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:20,175
I do not! Do I?
437
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,077
Okay. You don't get it, do you?
438
00:15:22,113 --> 00:15:25,714
I expect my kids
to only think of me as a mom,
439
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,483
but you're my husband.
440
00:15:27,518 --> 00:15:30,252
You're supposed to think of me
as something more.
441
00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:33,689
?
442
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,857
Marriage is hard.
443
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,315
Get out of my house!
444
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,534
Even though my stubborn dad
hated apologizing,
445
00:15:39,573 --> 00:15:41,745
this time he'd have to face the music.
446
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,865
Oh, whatever this is,
I'm not in the mood.
447
00:15:43,928 --> 00:15:45,828
I'm just getting ready
for the big dance show
448
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,229
at the Jenkintown JCC.
449
00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:50,365
Stop. Thanks to you, Murray,
I'm never dancing again.
450
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,550
Oh, I get it.
451
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,819
But there's gonna be
a Goldberg on stage tonight,
452
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,421
- no matter what.
- ["Flashdance" plays]
453
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,889
What are you doing?
454
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:59,124
The kids gave you an apology opera.
455
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,260
I'm giving you an I'm-sorry dance.
456
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,928
Well, dancing requires movement,
457
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,463
which is what you hate the most.
458
00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:07,366
I think you'll find me shockingly agile.
459
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,002
? Well, I hear the music ?
460
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,770
- Please stop.
- Can't stop.
461
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,239
Got flashdance fever.
462
00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:14,373
I just ate.
463
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,941
Uh, okay, here comes the good stuff.
464
00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:17,042
Ohh!
465
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:19,111
That was a stupid, stupid thing to do,
466
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,180
moving your body to music like that!
467
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:25,163
You were supposed to stop me
and go to your dance recital.
468
00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:27,762
Well, everyone's right.
I am not a flashdancer.
469
00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:28,863
I'm just a mom.
470
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:30,098
Not to me.
471
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,562
You're beautiful,
you're brave, you're strong.
472
00:16:34,805 --> 00:16:36,938
Now I see why the kids write
their dumb songs.
473
00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:38,807
This stuff is really hard to say.
474
00:16:38,842 --> 00:16:41,977
Now go get your yenta friends
and get back on the dance floor.
475
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:43,278
I made them all quit.
476
00:16:43,313 --> 00:16:44,646
Well, get them to un-quit.
477
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:47,949
'Cause that's what my pushy,
amazing wife would do.
478
00:16:47,985 --> 00:16:49,484
[Gasps, groans]
479
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,453
?
480
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,722
With that, Beverly Goldberg
forced her friends
481
00:16:53,757 --> 00:16:55,190
back onto that stage.
482
00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,691
But within moments,
483
00:16:56,727 --> 00:16:59,694
my mom's harsh words came
flooding back to all of them.
484
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:02,831
And so, they completely forgot
their routine.
485
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,933
And then they rolled around in a panic.
486
00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:06,267
[Bleep] Ginzy.
487
00:17:06,303 --> 00:17:11,740
? ...nothing but a slow glowing dream ?
488
00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:13,108
[Record scratches]
489
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:14,643
Can we start again?
490
00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:19,781
Is she asking me? Is this my decision?
491
00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:24,452
Look at me. We got this.
492
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:27,522
And with one look,
my mom reminded them all
493
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:29,891
why they signed up for that
class in the first place.
494
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,327
They were moms, and that
meant they were tough.
495
00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:33,461
They were fearless.
496
00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:35,563
They were dancers.
497
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:37,098
Kinda.
498
00:17:37,134 --> 00:17:39,801
Sure, their moves weren't
perfect, but it didn't matter.
499
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:43,238
That night, my mom didn't win
over a panel of stuffy judges.
500
00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:45,507
She won over her judgy family.
501
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,542
Lookin' good, Beverly!
502
00:17:47,577 --> 00:17:49,744
I know her! That's my mom!
503
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:52,213
That's my wife! She puts up with me!
504
00:17:52,249 --> 00:17:54,049
? ...for my life ?
505
00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:56,985
It was a moment my mom and her
friends would never forget,
506
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,820
and a night I wish never had happened.
507
00:17:58,855 --> 00:18:02,357
Oh, there he is.
How'd the jacket work out?
508
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:03,925
?
509
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,894
Hey, kiddo.
510
00:18:05,929 --> 00:18:08,630
I thought Emmy and I would be
best friends forever.
511
00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,565
?
512
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,168
You know the greatest thing
about your best friend?
513
00:18:13,203 --> 00:18:14,335
What?
514
00:18:14,371 --> 00:18:18,273
Even if you drift apart,
you always find a way back
515
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:21,242
and you pick up
right where you left off.
516
00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:23,478
- You think?
- You'll always be friends.
517
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:26,081
Now go make this right with her.
518
00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:29,384
In that moment,
I realized some cool jacket
519
00:18:29,419 --> 00:18:30,885
wasn't gonna fix things with Emmy.
520
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,521
The answer was to just believe
in our friendship.
521
00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,590
And so I rode through the dark night
522
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,826
to get back my best friend in the world,
523
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:39,127
even though I knew in my heart
524
00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:41,029
it would change things
between us forever.
525
00:18:41,064 --> 00:18:43,298
Hey, open up! We really gotta talk!
526
00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:47,969
Uh... why are you at my window?
527
00:18:48,004 --> 00:18:50,872
'Cause I screwed up.
But you gotta let me fix this.
528
00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:52,707
I'd do anything to make Emmy happy,
529
00:18:52,743 --> 00:18:55,110
even if it means she won't
be in my life as much.
530
00:18:55,145 --> 00:18:56,377
So go get her back.
531
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,613
I... kinda never know what to say.
532
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:02,083
Lucky for you, her best friend
knows everything about her.
533
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,321
? Pictures come alive ?
534
00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:08,823
? Now I'm dancing through my life ?
535
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,625
How'd you know
I got a thing for penguins?
536
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,293
A friend told me.
537
00:19:12,329 --> 00:19:13,928
- ? What a feeling ?
- [Chuckles]
538
00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,131
Wow. When you said you'd set up Emmy,
539
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,866
I didn't know you meant Hot Brian.
540
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:19,267
Easy.
541
00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:22,137
Well, she really is lucky to
have a best friend like you.
542
00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:24,139
Turns out Pops was right.
543
00:19:24,174 --> 00:19:26,641
Even if your best friend
sets off on a different path,
544
00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:28,009
they never go too far.
545
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,611
For me and Emmy, we didn't end up
546
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,113
living next door to each other,
or even in the same city.
547
00:19:32,149 --> 00:19:34,916
But to this day,
whenever we see each other,
548
00:19:34,951 --> 00:19:37,452
we pick up right where we left off.
549
00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:40,255
And it's not just the friendships
in life that change.
550
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,090
Sometimes those closest to you
551
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,926
can surprise you in ways
you never imagined.
552
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,262
All my mom wanted
was to prove to herself
553
00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:50,031
that she could be more
than just Beverly Goldberg.
554
00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,934
But in the end, my dad made her realize
555
00:19:52,969 --> 00:19:55,003
that there really was
no one else in the world
556
00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,471
that she needed to be.
557
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:58,273
That's the thing about family...
558
00:19:58,308 --> 00:19:59,507
there's no one better
559
00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,810
to put your heart and soul
on the line for
560
00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:04,379
than the people who loved you
from the start.
561
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,648
_
562
00:20:09,687 --> 00:20:12,454
Okay, I'm here
with the real Emmy Mirsky,
563
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,158
and I have a few questions for her.
564
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,675
So, how long have you known Adam?
565
00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:17,284
Since we were 6.
566
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:19,645
- You only cried a little.
- Yes.
567
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,481
- Oops. You said...
- Do we have that on tape?
568
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:25,020
My favorite thing about Adam
is just that he's so funny
569
00:20:25,055 --> 00:20:27,455
and just being able to make
everyone around him laugh.
570
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:30,025
You know, especially
when I go back and he shows me
571
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,160
all these ridiculous videos
that he took.
572
00:20:32,195 --> 00:20:34,029
Like, we're just... we're insane.
573
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:35,964
We're complete lunatics.
574
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:38,155
And for us, it wasn't really
like, oh, a boy and a girl,
575
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:41,770
it was just like we were just
two crazy, bizarre kids
576
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:44,072
just wanting to, like,
goof off all the time.
577
00:20:44,107 --> 00:20:47,008
The audience asks every single
time there's an Emmy episode
578
00:20:47,044 --> 00:20:50,211
if, uh, if, uh, you and, uh, Adam
579
00:20:50,247 --> 00:20:52,781
are secretly, madly, deeply
in love with each other?
580
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:53,815
No.
581
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,216
- Rawr!
- Aaaaah!
582
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,252
[Laughs] No. The answer is no.
583
00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,620
He's gonna be very disappointed.
584
00:20:58,655 --> 00:21:00,188
I doubt that.
585
00:21:00,212 --> 00:21:02,010
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