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Ah, the '80s, the golden
age of TV theme songs.
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Seemed like every show
had a tune you couldn't
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get out of your head, but the catchiest
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was "The Golden Girls", a
show about four saucy seniors
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enjoying their twilight years.
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When they came on, you
couldn't help but sing along.
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? Thank you for being a friend ?
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? Traveled down the
road and back again ?
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? Your heart is true ?
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? You're a pal and a confidant ?
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? Boom boom boom ?
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? And if you threw a party
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? And invited everyone you knew ?
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? You would see the biggest
gift would be from me ?
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? And the card attached would say ?
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? "Thank you for being a friend" ?
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Good song, great ladies.
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Oh, Blanche!
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[Laughs]
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was January 3, 1980-something
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and winter break was
going great for Erica.
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She was sleeping in, chilling out,
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and still falling for her
boyfriend, Geoff... hard.
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[Grunts]
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What the hell?! Ugh!
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Good morning, clumsy pants!
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What?! The hell?!
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It's day 27 of our winter break.
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I wanted to surprise you
with something special.
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- How did you even get in here?!
- Love finds a way.
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Also there's a basement
window that doesn't lock.
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Dude, you've done something
special every single day!
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Aww, you noticed!
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Oh, I've noticed.
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The flowers, the mix tapes,
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the Mariachi band that
was really nice at first
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and then they overstayed their welcome.
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Okay, well, did you ever think
that I do all this to compensate
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for what you do, which is nothing.
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I'm on winter break! I'm
supposed to do nothing!
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I'm just saying, it would be nice
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if you went all out
for me once in a while.
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Where are my rose petals and mariachis
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who play three songs too many?
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Look, you know that
I love you and stuff,
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so what more do you need?
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- [Whispering] White horses.
- What?
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- White horses...
- What?
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[Normal voice] White horses?
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Get them, try it.
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Okay, I don't know what you're saying,
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but don't count on it.
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[Groans]
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Why the hell are my
stairs covered in garbage?
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That was all Geoff.
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Yeah, he threw a bunch
of wildly dangerous
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rose petals all over
the place. Which I adore!
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This isn't a damn botanical garden.
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Go get a broom, Schwartz.
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I see where you get it from.
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[Music playing]
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Is he going to go get a broom or what?
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While Erica turned a
cold shoulder to love,
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my mom was warming her heart
with her favorite TV gal pals.
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Shmoops. "The Golden Girls" are on.
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Come sit.
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We'll watch and picture how we'll spend
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our golden years together.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Do you actually think you
and I are going to share
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a house when we're old?
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No. [Chuckles]
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Barry and Erica will be there, too.
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Oh, balls!
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We need to find you three nice ladies
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to keep you occupied.
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Adam, stop with the panicking.
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I've got plenty of friends.
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Let's make a specific list
so we're all on the same page.
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Oh, I got it. Virginia Kremp.
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Good. Just name two more.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, there's my friend
from Jazzercise. Um...
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She sounds incredible!
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She's got the headband and the thingy...
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Definitely lifelong friend material!
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What is her name?
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We don't need names!
Just like lifelong friend.
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Essie Karp! That's it.
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Wow, I really lost touch with her.
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Oh, focus on the positive.
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All we need is one more.
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This will be part of
the big Bevolution, then.
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I need to find a life outside
of my little snuggle bugs.
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Looking for a posse, eh?
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You've come to the right place.
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Yes! Barry's rudely butting
in like he always does.
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It's your lucky day,
'cause I happen to command
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the greatest friend
group ever assembled...
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The JTP!
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- JTP!
- Oh, that's fun.
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You say three letters to them
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and they always scream them back at you.
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And with my help, you
can have that, too.
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All you got to do is
make sure you pick friends
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that have a specific role in the group.
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Ooh, like my beloved Golden Girls.
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Yes, for instance,
I'm the Dorothy,
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the strong, masculine leader
who keeps everyone in line.
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Oh, you are my handsome Bea Arthur.
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And Andy here is our Sophia,
the tiny, adorable spitfire.
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No filter, yo.
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Naturally, Naked Rob is our Blanche...
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the sensual one, free with his body.
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My parents got me someone to
talk to once a week about it.
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And Matt Bradley here is our Rose,
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dumb as rocks and always
messing everything up.
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I just treasure these friendships.
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Ah! Brain freeze! Hurry!
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I need my best friends to rub my head.
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Oh, yes. Ahh.
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This is what I want!
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As Barry was feeling the
love, I was going to show
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my girlfriend just how much I loved her.
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What are you two doing?
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Your brother's such a dork.
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I surprised Jackie by
writing romantic lyrics
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to music from her
favorite sci-fi movies.
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["Also Sprach Zarathustra"
plays] ? Youuuu ?
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? Arrre ?
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? Soooo ?
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? Pretttty ?
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? And nice and cool and smart ?
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? And funny and strong and pretty ?
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[Music stops] Dude, that is so stupid.
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And yet so adorable.
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Burn!
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- Wait, are you being serious?
- Don't mind her.
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Her heart is a dusty
cavern, void of romance.
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Wait a second, you're dad's kid, too.
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So how did you not inherit
his crappy outlook on love?
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'Cause I've chosen other, way better
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paternal role models, like John Hughes.
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The reclusive billionaire
who saved his bodily fluids?
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No! That's Howard Hughes.
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I'm talking about the filmmaker
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who makes romantic teen movies.
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That's who I model my life after.
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Like, on my birthday,
Adam brought me a cake
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and we sat on the dining
room table to eat it together.
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"Sixteen Candles".
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And on Valentine's Day, he painted
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this amazing portrait of me.
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"Some Kind of Wonderful".
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And on our anniversary,
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he showed up on a lawnmower
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and we rode off into
the sunset together.
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"Can't Buy Me Love".
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Not a Hughes flick, but clearly
influenced by the master.
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So, what?
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I ride Geoff around on a mower
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and he stops being
lame for a few minutes?
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Kind of missing the point, but yes.
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Dad, I need your stupid mower!
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Now you want to mow the grass?
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It's the middle of
winter! It's about to snow!
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It has nothing to do with mowing!
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- Then why do you need it?
- It's a whole freaking thing!
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Just stop asking questions!
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Oh, I'll ask questions, alright!
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Dammit, I'm in college!
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I shouldn't even have to ask to use
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the stupid gardening equipment!
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When I'm done soaking this toe,
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I'm going to go in the
garage, and so help me,
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if that lawnmower's missing,
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it's curtains for you! Curtains!
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Well, good luck catching me
with that swollen Cheeto toe!
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Thanks for the love help.
This is gonna go great.
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- Curtains!
- As my dad was trying to stop
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Erica's romantic plan,
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my mom was trying to start
some lifelong friendships.
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Ginzy! Over here!
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Hey! Haven't seen you
at the PTA in a while.
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Oh, I know, I've been so busy,
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and also I was banned for complaining
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about the crappy sangria last time.
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But here I am, and everyone's too afraid
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to say anything to my face!
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Well, we could certainly use your help.
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We have a huge agenda tonight,
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winter formal planning, fundraising...
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Creating a tight-knit group of
friends so we don't die alone.
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Think about it, Ginzy.
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You and me, living it up
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in a Miami bungalow like sisters.
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Um, I kind of have actual sisters
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that I can live with.
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Well, your sisters
can [bleep] themselves.
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I'm sorry, but they can.
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- Okay.
- Look at me, Ginzy.
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I'd rather not.
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- Look at me right now.
- Mm-hmm.
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It's you and me until the day you die.
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Okay, okay.
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There you go.
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We'll be just like "The Golden Girls"
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and you'll be Sophia!
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What? The grumpy older one?!
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Exactly! Just look at your face.
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You're totally her, you goofy old bat.
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[Whistle blows] Settle down, people.
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PTA is in session.
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First order of business, we
need a group of volunteers
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to organize a senior ski trip.
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Rick! I'll head up the
senior ski committee.
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Virginia Kremp's in, too.
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No, I don't even have a
kid in the senior class.
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I just need two more volunteers.
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-I can help.
-No!
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Sorry, Ruben Amaro Sr.
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I didn't mean to yell, but sit down.
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But my son loves that trip.
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And we love Ruben Amaro
Jr., Ruben Amaro Sr.,
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but this committee is ladies only.
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I don't think you can do that.
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Ooh! Sassy.
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I like the cut of your jib, Essie Karp.
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You're in, you giant floozie.
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I don't know how to reply to that.
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And last but not least...
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Linda Schwartz, you're just what I need.
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Actually, I'm on two other committees.
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Well, that's on you for
overextending yourself
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like a big, dumb airhead. [Laughs]
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Every group has one, am I right?
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We're good to go, Rick. What do you say?
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It's weird, Beverly. It's really weird.
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Yay! We're going to be best friends!
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I mean, a very good committee.
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Fearing she was destined
to become an unromantic loaf
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like my dad, Erica embarked on her first
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grand romantic gesture.
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Thanks to me, she used the
movie "Can't Buy Me Love"
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to mow her way back into Geoff's heart.
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Let's do this!
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Turns out, wasn't as easy as it looked.
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Yo, Schwartz! Open your window!
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All that romantic crap is happening.
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Why are you mowing my lawn?!
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00:08:29,887 --> 00:08:32,354
It's the middle of winter!
257
00:08:32,422 --> 00:08:33,655
Erica: Damn it! It's stuck!
258
00:08:33,757 --> 00:08:34,789
Get off my lawn!
259
00:08:34,892 --> 00:08:36,324
Erica?! What are you doing?!
260
00:08:36,393 --> 00:08:38,927
This is supposed to be like
that movie "Buy Me Some Love".
261
00:08:39,029 --> 00:08:40,095
"Can't Buy Me Love"?!
262
00:08:40,164 --> 00:08:41,897
I thought you said that
was a corny chick movie.
263
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,131
What's the hold up, man?
264
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,734
Just come down here and take
my sweet romance already.
265
00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:47,569
She's not very good at this, Geoffy.
266
00:08:47,638 --> 00:08:50,705
I know! Doing this stuff
just makes me feel so stupid.
267
00:08:50,807 --> 00:08:51,706
That's the whole point.
268
00:08:51,775 --> 00:08:52,874
You're supposed to be vulnerable
269
00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:54,009
for the person you love!
270
00:08:54,111 --> 00:08:56,244
Geoff! Come down and push her out!
271
00:08:56,313 --> 00:08:58,213
It's fine. I got it.
272
00:08:58,315 --> 00:09:01,683
?
273
00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:03,885
Oh, no! No! No! No!
274
00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,053
My Peugeot!
275
00:09:05,155 --> 00:09:06,087
Dad's Peugeot!
276
00:09:06,190 --> 00:09:08,957
I am so sorry. I'll pay to fix it.
277
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,725
You got to order the parts from France!
278
00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:11,927
It's a whole thing!
279
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,728
God, do you seen what
happens when you guilt me
280
00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,130
into being romantic!
281
00:09:15,199 --> 00:09:16,431
Guilt you?!
282
00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:17,966
That's not what I meant.
283
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:21,469
I just wanted to hang and
relax and enjoy my winter break.
284
00:09:21,538 --> 00:09:23,505
Well, you got two days
left. Enjoy them without me.
285
00:09:23,574 --> 00:09:24,940
- What?
- There's a senior ski trip.
286
00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:26,141
I think I'll have a better time there.
287
00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:27,976
But I'm going back to college.
288
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,711
I won't see you for months.
289
00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:32,881
Kind of seems like you need a break.
290
00:09:32,983 --> 00:09:34,583
You could have just read a poem.
291
00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:36,651
[Music playing]
292
00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:39,955
Okay, let's review
everything I taught you
293
00:09:40,023 --> 00:09:42,791
about being a bodacious
leader of a friend group.
294
00:09:42,893 --> 00:09:43,725
Rule 1.
295
00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:46,194
- Always bust balls.
- Yes!
296
00:09:46,263 --> 00:09:48,296
Friendship is about
breaking down the walls
297
00:09:48,365 --> 00:09:50,165
to figure out what
really bothers a person.
298
00:09:50,267 --> 00:09:51,132
Rule two?
299
00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:53,635
Pick a badass name for the group
300
00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,804
and yell it as often as possible
301
00:09:55,872 --> 00:09:58,807
to display a terrifying show of unity.
302
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:02,577
I chose the JTP, three
letters, but powerful.
303
00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:04,946
Well, I'm looking for my Golden Girls,
304
00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:08,416
so I chose Goldberg
Girls. Goldberg Girls!
305
00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:09,618
Rule three?
306
00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:11,886
Uh, create opportunities to bond.
307
00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:14,289
May I suggest lighting your farts?
308
00:10:14,358 --> 00:10:16,224
It's really brought me and
my friends a lot closer.
309
00:10:16,293 --> 00:10:19,127
I was more thinking we would
bedazzle matching sweaters,
310
00:10:19,196 --> 00:10:20,595
like fashionable street toughs.
311
00:10:20,697 --> 00:10:21,930
Ah, very lame.
312
00:10:22,032 --> 00:10:22,931
So it's perfect!
313
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:25,267
[Doorbell rings] [Chuckles]
314
00:10:25,369 --> 00:10:26,768
There they are!
315
00:10:26,837 --> 00:10:30,705
The fearsome foursome
is back together again.
316
00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:34,276
Come in! Come in, I made cheesecake.
317
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,744
I'll dish while we dish.
318
00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:38,113
Actually, I told my husband
that I'd be back by 9:00,
319
00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:39,848
so maybe we should just jump right in?
320
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:41,449
I bet you'd like that, you little hussy.
321
00:10:41,518 --> 00:10:43,051
But sure, let's get cracking.
322
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,520
Okay, I got everybody a bedazzler.
323
00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:48,423
Now, tell me, what color
jewels should we use?
324
00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:51,693
Jewels? For our matching
sweaters, you big slut!
325
00:10:51,795 --> 00:10:52,861
Ah...
326
00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:54,496
Bevy, why are you being so off putting?
327
00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:56,598
Don't listen to her,
she's old and cranky.
328
00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,366
Cough up some dust, why don't you?
329
00:10:58,468 --> 00:10:59,367
[Laughs]
330
00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,670
- What's happening?
- Classic Linda,
331
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:04,939
She's such a clueless dummy,
right, but in a good way!
332
00:11:05,042 --> 00:11:06,608
Okay, why do you keep calling us names?
333
00:11:06,677 --> 00:11:08,076
I am just busting balls.
334
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,878
That's what we do in the Goldberg Girls.
335
00:11:09,946 --> 00:11:11,413
That's our cool new name, by the way.
336
00:11:11,515 --> 00:11:14,316
[Laughs] Goldberg Girls!
337
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,621
We'll get there.
338
00:11:19,723 --> 00:11:20,955
So you can buy someone love
339
00:11:21,058 --> 00:11:21,990
'cause it happened in this movie,
340
00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:23,558
which is super creepy and weird.
341
00:11:23,627 --> 00:11:26,127
I mean, she gives up her
cool friends for the gardener?
342
00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:27,529
Okay, this movie sucks.
343
00:11:27,597 --> 00:11:28,930
Yep, there's no helping her.
344
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:30,799
Wow, you really are a closed off Murray.
345
00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:33,435
No! I refuse to accept that.
346
00:11:33,537 --> 00:11:35,003
Now, give me another cornball movie
347
00:11:35,072 --> 00:11:36,705
that'll show Geoff he's
my number one fella.
348
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:39,641
Oh, you know what Adam did
for me that was amazing?
349
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,943
He stood on my front lawn
with a boombox over his head
350
00:11:42,045 --> 00:11:43,845
- and played "In Your Eyes".
- "Say Anything".
351
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:46,147
Wait, I thought that's how you got Dana.
352
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:47,849
- What?
- What?
353
00:11:47,951 --> 00:11:49,284
- What?
- What's that?
354
00:11:49,386 --> 00:11:50,151
- What?
- What?
355
00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:51,519
- What?
- Wha--
356
00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:53,588
Did you recycle that movie on me?
357
00:11:53,657 --> 00:11:55,156
- Pardon?
- Wait, I was wrong.
358
00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:56,624
It wasn't his first love, Dana,
359
00:11:56,727 --> 00:11:58,393
it was you, the new one.
360
00:11:58,495 --> 00:11:59,694
- Stop talking.
- The better one.
361
00:11:59,796 --> 00:12:01,696
- Stop talking.
- Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
362
00:12:01,765 --> 00:12:03,798
I have a past, too, Ruben Amaro Jr.
363
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,167
Yeah, he's going to Stanford
on a baseball scholarship.
364
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:08,103
I have to go.
365
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,671
My, God, lady!
366
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,873
Next time you need help
with love, go somewhere else!
367
00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,608
I didn't mean to drag you down with me!
368
00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,777
- But you did!
- I know! I'm sorry!
369
00:12:15,879 --> 00:12:17,379
Okay, I can win Jackie back.
370
00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:20,815
Just need some fresh
romantic movie material.
371
00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:24,219
Wait, "Short Circuit"! That's romantic.
372
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:25,253
It's really not.
373
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:26,521
And so I called upon
374
00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:28,990
my trusty action
figures for inspiration.
375
00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:30,392
Oh, "Weekend at Bernie's"! That's it!
376
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,060
- It's not.
- "Road House".
377
00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:33,328
- Eh.
- "Interspace".
378
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:34,863
- No!
- "Taxi Driver"?
379
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:35,864
Seriously, no!
380
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,065
- Mac and Me?
- Stop!
381
00:12:37,134 --> 00:12:38,733
- "Krull."
- I don't even know what that is!
382
00:12:38,802 --> 00:12:41,002
- "Halloween!"
- How many toys do you have?!
383
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:42,036
Disney's "Black Hole?"
384
00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,371
At least take them out of the package
385
00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:44,406
and play with them!
386
00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:46,274
- Beastie Droids!
- That's not even a movie.
387
00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:47,642
Wait, "The Highlander,"
388
00:12:47,744 --> 00:12:49,677
there's a tiny love story
before all the swordfighting.
389
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,479
Sure, why not.
390
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:54,349
It's not going to work.
391
00:12:54,418 --> 00:12:56,251
- I know.
- "Buck Rogers?"
392
00:12:58,722 --> 00:13:00,121
Good news, JTP.
393
00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:01,689
The fourteen layer dip I made
394
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:04,125
for the Goldberg Girls is up for grabs.
395
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:06,227
- What happened?
- Linda got whooping cough,
396
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,596
Essie got pink eye, and Ginzy got both.
397
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,031
Please. Sounds highly unlikely.
398
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,599
Okay, what are you implying?
399
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,268
We're not implying,
400
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,537
we're saying they stone-cold dissed you.
401
00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:16,871
Also, I saw them all at the school.
402
00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,574
Okay, we're talking about
the Goldberg Girls here.
403
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:21,042
You boys are dead wrong.
404
00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:22,944
Nope. They were meeting Coach
Mellor about the ski trip.
405
00:13:23,046 --> 00:13:25,513
Well, that's a kick in
the downstairs stuff!
406
00:13:25,582 --> 00:13:27,949
This is the classic friend
diss, like the time I only had
407
00:13:28,051 --> 00:13:29,317
three tickets to the Eagles game
408
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:31,252
and told Matthew we all
got stuck in an elevator.
409
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:32,230
- What?
- Do you mind,
410
00:13:32,231 --> 00:13:33,231
I'm helping my mom here.
411
00:13:33,857 --> 00:13:35,423
They're meeting without
you, just like we all met
412
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:36,624
for ribs after the Eagles game.
413
00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:38,993
Stop telling him about
our special day, dude!
414
00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:40,995
I'm trying to be cool about
this, but it's getting hard.
415
00:13:41,097 --> 00:13:43,431
It's not always about you, Matt Bradley!
416
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,667
And don't be a Matt Bradley.
417
00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:47,936
Be the Barry and take charge.
418
00:13:48,004 --> 00:13:50,038
[Music playing]
419
00:13:50,106 --> 00:13:52,507
I'd say your best exercise, pre-skiing,
420
00:13:52,609 --> 00:13:54,209
is probably the wall sit.
421
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:56,311
Now, the wall is just
there, just keeps you honest.
422
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:57,412
Well, well.
423
00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:58,780
If it isn't the Goldberg Girls,
424
00:13:58,882 --> 00:13:59,981
minus the Goldberg.
425
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:00,982
Beverly, great news!
426
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,718
Our pink eye and our scurvy cleared up!
427
00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:05,653
It was whooping cough, and save it.
428
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,655
Look, we didn't want
to hurt your feelings,
429
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,057
but the ski trip is tomorrow,
430
00:14:09,159 --> 00:14:10,692
and we still have a ton of work to do.
431
00:14:10,794 --> 00:14:12,026
Skip it, Linda.
432
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,795
And to think I wanted to
live with the three of you
433
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:15,763
in a beautiful Miami bungalow
434
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,199
with wicker furniture and
bright floral patterns.
435
00:14:18,301 --> 00:14:19,801
Is that what this is about?
436
00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:21,970
You forcing us to be your Golden Girls?
437
00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:24,606
Well, I don't know about
"forcing", but maybe "tricking".
438
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,308
How about we do neither and plan
a ski trip like normal people?
439
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:30,245
She's right. I just don't have
time to be a Goldberg Girl.
440
00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:33,548
But I thought we could travel
down the road and back again.
441
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,149
My heart is true.
442
00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:37,118
Your pals and my confidants.
443
00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:38,386
I don't even know you.
444
00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:39,921
Essie, if you threw a party
445
00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:41,322
and invited everyone you knew...
446
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:42,790
Yeah, we all know the theme song.
447
00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:45,827
...you would see the biggest
gift would be from me.
448
00:14:45,929 --> 00:14:48,162
And do you know what the
card attached would say?
449
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,500
- "Thank you for being a friend"?
- Exactly.
450
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:55,537
Bev, we all have families
and millions of things to do.
451
00:14:55,639 --> 00:14:57,472
We just don't have time for friends.
452
00:15:01,011 --> 00:15:03,177
Good luck with your ski trip.
453
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:07,448
Alright, anyway, back
to what I was saying.
454
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:09,918
So, you want to use the
wall for a wall sit, okay?
455
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,320
Hold this position for
at least half an hour.
456
00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:15,220
The Goldberg Girls may
have iced out my mom,
457
00:15:15,404 --> 00:15:17,414
but Barry was ready
to crush fresh powder
458
00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:20,407
on the senior ski trip.
459
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:23,543
Alright, me and the JTP
are off to the slopes.
460
00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,612
Check the news for an
avalanche, 'cause Big Tasty's
461
00:15:25,681 --> 00:15:26,913
going to hit that mountain hard.
462
00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:28,648
Well, have fun with your friends.
463
00:15:28,717 --> 00:15:29,783
At least one of us will.
464
00:15:29,851 --> 00:15:30,917
You okay?
465
00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:32,719
What happened to your
stupid Goldberg ladies club?
466
00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:35,722
They're busy moms. There's
no room for friends.
467
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,457
My mom's posse had abandoned her,
468
00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:38,958
which offended Barry to his core.
469
00:15:39,027 --> 00:15:40,260
[Doorbell rings]
470
00:15:40,328 --> 00:15:41,695
Hi. Is your mom home?
471
00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:44,364
Your kind is not welcome
in my home. So beat it!
472
00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,766
No, no, I'm here. I'm
here. What's wrong?
473
00:15:46,835 --> 00:15:49,202
There is a huge snowstorm upstate.
474
00:15:49,304 --> 00:15:50,336
All the roads are closed.
475
00:15:50,439 --> 00:15:52,138
And so is this conversation.
476
00:15:52,207 --> 00:15:53,673
No one disrespects my mama!
477
00:15:53,775 --> 00:15:55,008
You're all a bunch of garbage!
478
00:15:55,077 --> 00:15:56,843
Hey, Barry, dial it back a little bit.
479
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,145
Bevy, we are really
sorry for excluding you,
480
00:15:59,247 --> 00:16:00,914
but you are the only
one who can help us!
481
00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:02,749
Put a sock in it, Kremp!
482
00:16:02,818 --> 00:16:04,417
We both saw this day coming.
483
00:16:04,486 --> 00:16:06,953
Come on! Hit me! Free punch!
Right there! Right there!
484
00:16:07,055 --> 00:16:08,988
He's sweet defending you,
but this isn't about us.
485
00:16:09,091 --> 00:16:10,657
It's okay. He's just a little riled up.
486
00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,826
Yeah, I am! Come get some, Ginzy!
487
00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:14,027
Maybe we should come back?
488
00:16:14,096 --> 00:16:15,161
Maybe you should screw off
489
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:17,263
for making my precious mother so sad.
490
00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:18,465
Barry, not okay.
491
00:16:18,533 --> 00:16:19,866
Go in the yard and clomp it off.
492
00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,035
Fine!
493
00:16:22,904 --> 00:16:24,304
The school canceled the senior ski trip.
494
00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:25,538
We don't know what to do.
495
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,874
The whole class is heading
to the bus right now,
496
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,843
and they are going to be heartbroken.
497
00:16:29,911 --> 00:16:31,745
No hearts are gonna break today,
498
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:35,215
not if our ski committee
has anything to say about it.
499
00:16:35,283 --> 00:16:37,984
Okay, we've got tons to
do and no time to do it.
500
00:16:38,053 --> 00:16:40,553
Ginz, hit the bakery, get
hot chocolate and doughnuts.
501
00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:43,189
Linda, call Principal Ball,
tell him to unlock the school
502
00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:44,724
so we can access the cafeteria.
503
00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,226
Essie, hit the Baederwood Market.
504
00:16:46,294 --> 00:16:47,627
We need a dolly, wax paper,
505
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,095
- and white zin!
- On it!
506
00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:51,397
This is going to be the
best non-ski ski trip
507
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,699
the world has ever seen!
508
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:54,167
Listen up and settle down!
509
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:56,069
The trip is off. There's
nothing we can do.
510
00:16:56,171 --> 00:16:58,972
But I've been waiting four
years for this ski trip.
511
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,106
It's very disappointing.
512
00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:02,308
[Wheels screeching, horn honking]
513
00:17:02,410 --> 00:17:04,511
?
514
00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:08,214
? Thank you for being a friend ?
515
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:11,484
? Traveled down the
road and back again ?
516
00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:13,086
? Your heart is true ?
517
00:17:13,155 --> 00:17:17,090
? You're a pal and a confidant ?
518
00:17:17,192 --> 00:17:19,459
Look, it's four hot moms.
519
00:17:19,561 --> 00:17:22,428
? And if you threw a party ?
520
00:17:22,531 --> 00:17:26,199
? Invited everyone you knew ?
521
00:17:26,268 --> 00:17:28,301
- ? You would see the biggest gift ?
- Step aside, Mellor.
522
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,737
These kids won't be denied
their special memory.
523
00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:32,172
Not on our watch.
524
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,508
? Thank you for being
a friend ? [Cheering]
525
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:37,677
That night, my mom's ski committee
526
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:40,547
waxed up some lunch trays
and gave the senior class
527
00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:43,149
- a night they'd never forget.
- ? Thank you for being a friend ?
528
00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:45,385
? Thank you for being a friend ?
529
00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,821
Turns out, all it takes
to have a legendary weekend
530
00:17:47,923 --> 00:17:49,422
is friends at your side,
531
00:17:49,524 --> 00:17:51,491
no matter what the weather brings.
532
00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:53,459
- Hey.
- Don't "hey" me.
533
00:17:53,528 --> 00:17:55,195
- You saw the mower?
- I saw the mower.
534
00:17:55,263 --> 00:17:57,730
This is your fault! I'm you!
535
00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,166
I'm stubborn and irritable
536
00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:02,335
and don't like talking
about my feelings.
537
00:18:02,404 --> 00:18:03,703
[Voice breaking] And now
I'm going back to school
538
00:18:03,805 --> 00:18:05,839
and I don't even get
to say goodbye to Geoff.
539
00:18:05,907 --> 00:18:08,808
Alright, I'm going to tell you something
540
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:12,011
that I've never told anyone before.
541
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:13,546
When I was your age,
542
00:18:13,615 --> 00:18:16,015
I stood outside of your mom's window
543
00:18:16,117 --> 00:18:19,219
and I read her a poem that I wrote,
544
00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:22,288
about her beautiful emerald eyes.
545
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:25,792
Point is, if you're really like me,
546
00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:29,295
then there's a little
romantic in you, too.
547
00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:31,431
And just like all those romantic movies
548
00:18:31,499 --> 00:18:32,832
Erica hated to watch,
549
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,434
she found herself
running through the night
550
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:37,971
to stop her one true love
from getting on a bus.
551
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:40,373
Unfortunately, it was long gone.
552
00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:42,575
But as fate would have it,
she still had the chance
553
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:43,743
to speak from her heart.
554
00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,278
- Erica?
- Geoff!
555
00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:47,347
Okay, what's going on? Why are you here?
556
00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:49,282
Listen, I am never going
to be the kind of girl
557
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:52,151
that covers stairs with flowers
558
00:18:52,254 --> 00:18:55,154
or stands on your lawn with a boombox.
559
00:18:55,223 --> 00:18:59,292
But you need to know, really know,
560
00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:01,561
that I love you more than anything.
561
00:19:03,198 --> 00:19:05,698
And I wish that I could put how I feel
562
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,903
into some kind of amazing,
romantic gesture, but I can't.
563
00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:12,772
Well, that's a pretty good start.
564
00:19:12,874 --> 00:19:17,110
[Music playing]
565
00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:19,612
Truth is, the people
you love don't always act
566
00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:22,048
like they do on TV or in the movies.
567
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,418
In real life, it's about
weathering the storm together
568
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,887
and learning to laugh
when things get tough.
569
00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:29,222
? Thank you for being a friend ?
570
00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:31,124
? I wanna thank you ?
571
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:33,626
- In the end that's the greatest
- ? Thank you for being a friend ?
572
00:19:33,728 --> 00:19:34,894
... thank you for being a friend.
573
00:19:34,963 --> 00:19:36,029
You know, we really do make
574
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,563
one heck of a ski committee, huh?
575
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:38,698
- Yeah.
- [Laughs]
576
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,400
You know what, I think we could make
577
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:42,835
a pretty damn good group of friends.
578
00:19:42,938 --> 00:19:44,103
What are you saying...?
579
00:19:44,205 --> 00:19:46,039
We're saying after this,
we should find a restaurant
580
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,640
that has cheesecake on the menu.
581
00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,243
- And white zin!
- Essie, you are such a Blanche!
582
00:19:50,345 --> 00:19:51,644
I really am!
583
00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:53,246
[Laughter]
584
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:54,681
To the Goldberg Girls.
585
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,883
All: The Goldberg Girls!
586
00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:59,285
Oh, my God, this white
zin is to die for.
587
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:01,454
And I have a coupon!
588
00:20:01,556 --> 00:20:03,389
Oh, you guys, look over there.
589
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:04,624
So cute, right?
590
00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:06,693
Oh, I hope that's us when we're old.
591
00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:08,594
Did that lady just call us "old"?
592
00:20:08,697 --> 00:20:11,431
Some people are just so
[bleep] rude these days.
593
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,100
Oy, this white zin is to die for.
594
00:20:14,202 --> 00:20:15,835
And I have a coupon!
595
00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:18,104
[Laughter]
596
00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:22,308
[Music playing]
597
00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:26,164
_
598
00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:29,473
This is the kind of
friendship where we just laugh.
599
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:31,975
Barry kept saying, "I wish
Mrs. Kremp was my mother".
600
00:20:32,077 --> 00:20:33,410
And I'd say, "Good.
601
00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:35,112
Go across the street and live there".
602
00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:36,713
Beverly is definitely our Dorothy.
603
00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:39,783
The leader of the group,
I'd say, probably is Bev.
604
00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:43,187
She's the one with the big
mouth that, you know, takes over.
605
00:20:43,289 --> 00:20:45,589
Could Beverly have ever been a lawyer?
606
00:20:45,691 --> 00:20:46,790
Are you kidding me?
607
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,826
Beverly could definitely
have been a lawyer.
608
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,227
No one argues like me.
609
00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:54,031
She has a brain like nobody else's
610
00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:56,099
I have ever seen in my life.
611
00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:58,035
What are you doing? [Bleep]
612
00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,135
Did we bleep that?
Yeah. Let's bleep that.
613
00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:03,470
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