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Any good mail?
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Well, we got the new
Yarn Barn catalog.
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And the model is
showing cleavage?
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You know, if I want that in my house,
I will watch McMillan and Wife.
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Oh, Steven got a letter
from Department of Motor Vehicles.
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What?
Another damn ticket?
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Hey, screw-head!
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Why is the D.M.V.
sending you letters?
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- ( Chuckles ) Screw-head. Hey, screw-head.
- ( Slaps Butt )
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No, no, no.
You're screw-head.
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I'm just called ''boy.''
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I got a letter
from the D.M.V.?
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Oh, my God.
It's about the cow.
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Did I say ''cow''?
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Because what I meant
was countdown-
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countdown to better driving.
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I think what Eric's trying
to say is, he hit a cow.
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Wait-
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Well, I had
the right-of-way!
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Go ahead.
Open it, hot rod.
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You know, you are
the most irresponsible...
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careless, no-account, undisc-
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Oh, it's a license renewal
for my 1 8th birthday.
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Oh.
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Happy birthday!
( Chuckles )
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Guess who gets 1 8 hugs the day
before his 1 8th birthday?
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One, two-
Everyone!
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- ( All ) Three, four, five-
- Okay.
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- six, seven, eight-
- Okay. All right, all right!
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Thanks, Mrs. Forman,
but you can drop it.
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I'm not really into birthdays,
especially this one.
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- Oh, no, you don't! Nine, ten-
- Get off me, spaz!
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Oh, Steven likes birthdays.
He just doesn't know it.
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Which is why we're throwing him
a surprise party.
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Now, I need two helpers with keen
feminine sensibilities to help decorate.
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Jackie and Fez.
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Yea.
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What the hell?
I'm feminine.
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I should kick her ass
for that.
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Hey,Jackie, while you're up
there, try not to kiss any more guys!
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Man, are you guys
still fighting about that?
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You gotta come down hard
on stuff like this.
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If she'd have come down harder on me
when I was cheating, I would've-
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Well, I would have been
way sneakier about it.
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You know what, you guys?
Eighteen is a big deal.
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We ought to get Hyde,
like, the perfect Hyde gift.
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So, you know what? Let's try to put
ourselves in a total Hyde state of mind.
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( Chuckling )
Yeah.
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Okay, now, what
would Hyde want?
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Something... stolen.
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Stolen's good.
But you know what's better?
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- ( Snaps Fingers )
- Stolen and dirty!
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So what's a good gift
for Hyde that's stolen and dirty?
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Someone else's pig!
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No, no, wait!
I got it! I got it!
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A street sign.
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We'll steal it,
so it'll be stolen...
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and it's dirty,
so it'll be dirty.
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Oh, my God.
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Kelso just solved
his first word problem. Ohh!
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Yeah, I learned those
in Miss Carter's class...
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'cause I knew if I got one right
that'd she'd give me a hug.
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No bra and they
were always pointy.
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Now, that's good teachin'.
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No problem.
You can have Hyde's party here.
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There's only one thing I ask.
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Can I come?
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The party's at your house, Bob.
Of course you're invited.
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Oh, boy, I'm in!
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I'll get my
Anne Murray albums!
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Okay, now, you two.
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I want this party to look nice.
So, um, balloons, streamers-
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whatever makes Steven forget
he has no parents.
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So, Fez, how do you want
to decorate this place?
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- Well, what I'm thinking-
- No, no, no. I want Arabian Nights-
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veils, Persian rugs.
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Uh-huh.
One question,Jackie.
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Is this a party for Hyde,
or a bunch of whores in a whorehouse?
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Oh, yeah. Check it out!
''High Street.''
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Oh, man.
Hyde's gonna love this.
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- Here, Donna, I'll give you a boost.
- Okay.
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One, two, three.
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Oh, yeah!
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Fingers!
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- Oh!
- Come on, Eric. I'll give you a boost.
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No way.
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Why not?
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Because you'll throw me.
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What? No, I won't!
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( Chuckles )
Yeah, I will.
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Look. How about we stand on top
of the van and reach it?
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I think not!
We'll dent the roof.
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I don't want nothin'
to happen to the ''love bus.''
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Okay, I got it.
I got a better idea.
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Okay,just make sure
it's tight.
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Right. Okay,
you're good to go.
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Well, at least
the roof s okay.
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Steven!
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I thought you were at work.
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Not till later.
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Why are you baking
so many cupcakes?
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I had four dozen eggs.
They were gonna go bad.
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( Clears Throat )
Mrs. Forman, I don't want a party.
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And I'm not saying that
because I'm fishing for a party.
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I mean,
I don't want a party.
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- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause I know how this family works.
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You guys say you don't want stuff
that you actually want.
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Like on Mother's Day.
You said you didn't want a fuss.
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But you did want a fuss.
So we made a fuss, and you were happy?
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That can drive a guy nuts.
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It really can.
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So now, I don't know
what to do...
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or say or not say...
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because I really
don't want a party.
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Well, I don't wanna
do anything you don't want.
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See, I don't know
what that means!
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Well, it means
there's no party.
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Oh, please. Would I lie to you
about making you a party?
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I am hurt.
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Fine.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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- You lied.
- No, no.
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I said, ''Would I lie?''
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It was very tricky.
I was like Houdini, but with words.
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The base of the sign's
all cracked.
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So all we have to do is shove this
firecracker in there, and blammo!
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The sign comes down.
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Wow, it could actually work...
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if the base were
made of pudding!
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If the base were made
of pudding, Eric...
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we could just
pull the sign right out.
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( Singsong Voice )
Okay, get ready to run!
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Huh.
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Must be a dud.
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Go find out.
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- Why me?
- 'Cause you're super skinny.
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If it blows up, you got the best chance
of having stuff not hit you.
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True, but on
the other hand...
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no one would be surprised
if you blew yourself up.
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That's a good point.
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Oh,just move.
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Here, you big babies.
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Okay, what you just did,
just there?
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That was so hot.
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I'd follow your fine behind
into combat any day.
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All right, look. If we got
Red's tools, I bet I could cut down that pole.
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Casey showed me how
to saw through rebar.
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Our second date.
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Wow. I love those stories.
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Hey, I'll just sneak into your garage,
grab the tools. Red'll never know.
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Okay, but you gotta
be really quiet.
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Come on. It's me we're talking about.
I'm like a cat.
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( Sighs )
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( Clears Throat )
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( Gasps )
Red.
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Hey.
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You're wonderin' why I'm goin'
through your stuff.
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Okay. That's-
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See, I needed,
uh, to borrow...
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your saw...
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because I need
to chop down a tree.
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Because there's something
stuck in it.
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An animal. A rabbit.
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There's a rabbit
stuck in a tree.
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And I want to return
that rabbit to the wild...
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so it can lay its eggs.
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Kelso, rabbits don't-
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How the hell did
a rabbit get up a tree?
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Uh, Eric threw it
up there.
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Eric threw a rabbit
up a tree?
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Yeah.
He's a sadistic bastard.
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You know he hit a cow?
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You know, you've been in
a bad mood all night, man.
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I'm gonna cheer you up.
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Ah, boo!
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Ah, boo!
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( Blathering )
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Aw, you don't know
what's funny.
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Oh, hey, uh, I can work
tomorrow night if you want me to.
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You're not working tomorrow, man.
It's your birthday.
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Yeah, man, my 1 8th birthday.
Otherwise known as the beginning of the end.
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The black hole, man.
It's the death march.
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Look, if there's a war,
I could get drafted.
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If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
( Chuckles )
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That's not the point, Leo.
I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
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Hey, don't get snippy
with me, man.
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Hyde, we need you
to settle an argument.
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I'm sure you know by now that
we're throwing you a party.
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What party?
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Okay, I'm sure
you know by now...
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that we're throwing
you a party.
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So, what kind of theme
would you like?
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Throw whatever party you want, man.
I'm not gonna be there.
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Well, if that's his attitude,
I don't wanna do anything. I quit.
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You can't quit on me.
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I quit on you...
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you bossy little midget.
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Don't even.
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- What the hell?
- No! No!
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Excuse me,
little boy with glasses.
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That's our sign.
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Um, excuse me,
big dork with Farrah hair.
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No, it isn't.
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''Farrah hair''?
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If I look like any of the Charlie's Angels,
it's Jaclyn Smith!
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Wow, that's true.
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Hey, there, little fella.
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What if I told you
that I had $20...
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for a special someone
if they gave us the sign?
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- Nope.
- A month's supply of candy?
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- Nope.
- What if...
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I show you my bra strap?
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Okay.
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( Kelso, Eric )
Okay!
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Here.
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I bet if I showed him my whole bra,
he would have given me his bike.
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These things are awesome.
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That was hot.
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Man, why is she
so hot today?
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'Cause you can't have her,
'cause you lost her, 'cause you're stupid.
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Wait. Um,Jackie cheated on you,
right, with a little, tiny cheese guy?
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Hey! Truce, okay?
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- Yeah, I think that's best.
- Yeah.
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Hey, if you hadn't
blown it with Donna...
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-you'd probably be doin' it with her right now.
- ( Chuckles ) Yeah.!
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You know who's probably doin' it?
Jackie, with the cheese guy.
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We had a truce!
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Wow.
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Yeah, this place looks great.
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Fez,Jackie,
the decorations are beautiful.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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They haven't
been here all day.
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I did this because
I'm feminine too.
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I'm a lady.
Why can't anyone freakin' see that?
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Oh, honey, no.
It's perfect.
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Okay, the next time I need a feminine touch,
I am using you and Fez.
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What happened
to those cupcakes?
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Bob, there were
a dozen cupcakes there.
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I'm sorry, Red.
They're like vitamins to me.
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Hey, you guys.
Bad news.
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Hyde said he's not coming.
He's just sitting in the basement.
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Oh, but it's his birthday.
He can't be alone on his birthday.
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Red?
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I agree. Eric, you go home
and sit with Steven.
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Oh, okay, fine.
I'll go get him.
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Surprise!
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( Chuckles )
We got him, dudes.
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All right. Get your butt up
those stairs and over to your party.
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I'm not goin'.
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Steven, you're 1 8 now.
It's time to start being a man.
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And the first rule
to being a man is...
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you gotta spend your life
doing crap you don't wanna do.
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Like right now,
I don't wanna be here talkin' to you...
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but I am.
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00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,800
And you don't wanna
go to a party...
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but you will.
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00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,300
Actually, I won't.
259
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,500
( Mockingly Sympathetic )
What's the matter?
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00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,400
You don't like parties?
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Me neither.
262
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,000
But as long as
you're livin' under my roof...
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you'll do what
I tell you to do.
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00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:04,600
Well, lucky for me, I won't be
under your roof much longer anyway.
265
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,700
What the hell
you talkin' about?
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00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:10,400
Well, I'm 1 8.
I should be getting out of here, right?
267
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:14,300
I mean, that's what my dad did
and my uncle did and my cousins did.
268
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,400
They were all on their own
when they were my age.
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00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,700
What are they doin' now?
270
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:24,600
Uh, pumping gas, prison,
prison, dead, prison.
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00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,700
And the reason
you're living here...
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00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,300
is so you don't
end up like them.
273
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,800
But if you want to leave,
I can't stop you.
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00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,000
So, what's it gonna be, Steven?
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Prison, death
or a birthday party?
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I guess
I'll go to the party.
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00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,200
( Clears Throat )
Thanks, Red.
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00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,000
You're welcome.
And, uh...
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don't tell Eric that we had
this little conversation.
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'Cause when he's 1 8,
he's out.
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So, punch.
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Yep.
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00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,400
Oh, fine.
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00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,300
Everybody, they're here!
They're- Shh! Shh!
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( All )
Surprise!
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You got me, dudes.
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00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,100
Wow, thanks.
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Oh, happy birthday.
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00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:46,700
Damn,Jackie!
Stop kissing other guys!
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00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,400
( Humming Fanfare )
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00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,600
Wow, this is great.
Did you get this at the flea market?
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00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:59,000
- The flea market?
- Yeah, they sell 'em there for two bucks.
293
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,800
No, we stole it.
It took forever.
294
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,600
I had to show my bra!
295
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,300
You owe me a bumper!
296
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,600
Now, I made this
for you. See?
297
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,300
It says ''Steven''
on the front...
298
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,800
because I heard that having your name
on your clothes is cool.
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00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,700
Plus, if anybody finds it,
they can return it to you.
300
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,200
So, I won't be able
to lose it.
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- Great.
- ( Laughing )
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Put it on.
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Do I have to?
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00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,100
You bet your ass.
305
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,300
Welcome to manhood.
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00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,200
( Chuckling )
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Mrs. Forman...
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00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,200
I'm not really
a pinata kind of guy.
309
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,500
Oh, come on, Steven.
Everyone plays pinata.
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00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:30,300
Yeah, Steven.
Hit the jackass!
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Ow! Hey!
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Steven!Just listen-
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