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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,360 Hey, Kelso. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,040 Well, that's a mighty big smile. What, did you get into the Play-doh? 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:18,520 No. I'm happy 'cause today is Gift Day. 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,520 And in honor of this special day, I got you all gifts. 5 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,560 All right. Aerosmith Live. 6 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,600 Yeah, for my friend who rocks. 7 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,760 - Oh, man. The new Rolling Stone. - For my friend who reads. 8 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,280 Oreos! 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,960 For my friend who snacks. 10 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,320 A triple-decker burn! Awesome! 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,840 Wha... There's peanut butter on my headphones! 12 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,280 These cookies are filled with toothpaste! 13 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,440 All right. That noise did not come out of my butt. 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,280 Welcome to Prank Day. 15 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:07,560 That's right. It's Prank Day. 16 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:10,440 "Gift Day." You idiots. 17 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,600 A whoopee cushion? What are you, two? 18 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,880 These things are great. 19 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 20 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:58,020 - You got something in your ear, man. - What? 21 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:01,500 Oh, my goodness. It's peanut butter! 22 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:05,660 Ha-ha. Peanut butter wet willy. Very clever. 23 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:08,580 But the thing about it is, you don't have to be clever. 24 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:12,500 Okay! Okay! This Prank Day is over. 25 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,980 Let's just watch TV. Hey, Fez, I think there's a Nancy Drew on. 26 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:19,460 Oh! She can solve my mystery any day. 27 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,580 And by the way, the mystery is in my pants. 28 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,660 Okay. That's it. I got a peanut in my ear. 29 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:32,300 Yeah. I used chunky, so it might get up in your brain. 30 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:37,900 Yeah. Ha-ha. Laugh it up now, man, 'cause fun time is over. 31 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:43,580 What the hell? I'm stuck. 32 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,060 I have been glued! 33 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:56,620 Not glued, superglued. 34 00:02:56,660 --> 00:03:01,660 Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you covered the freezer handle and the TV knob in superglue? 35 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:06,580 Knowing Forman's love for Popsicles and Fez's love for knobs! 36 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:11,580 Yeah. I'm an evil mastermind. 37 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:24,860 Kelso, is there a cushion glued to my butt? 38 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:29,260 No. Not glued, superglued. 39 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,540 - You're a dead man. - Yeah? 40 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,580 What are you gonna do... sit on me with your cushion-butt? 41 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:40,100 It won't hurt, 'cause it's a cushion-butt. 42 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,900 Ooh! Oh, my goodness. Whoa! 43 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:51,940 Okay. If you could be the princess in any country, what country would it be? 44 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:55,140 I pick Monaco. 45 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:59,020 See, I always wanted to wear my crown with a bikini. 46 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:04,820 Donna, you're not listening to me! This is my life here. 47 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:10,140 Oh. Sorry. It's just... You know, today would've been my parents' anniversary. 48 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:13,100 But my mom's gone, my dad's with Joanne, and Casey's out of town. 49 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,340 So it just kind of sucks. 50 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:20,860 You know what you need? A little Jackie magic. 51 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:24,300 - I am gonna dedicate my whole day to you. - Oh, like you did last month... 52 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:29,620 when I had to hold your corn dog and guard the van while you and Kelso did it at the 4-H Fair? 53 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:35,060 Yeah. Wasn't that fun? 54 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:42,300 Man, I can't wait to see this big bucket of oatmeal landing on Kelso's... 55 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,820 big bucket of a head. 56 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,700 Well, good gracious, who's all this oatmeal for? 57 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:55,580 Uh, it's for the oatmeal drive... 58 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:00,260 for the Needy Oatmeal Lovers of America. 59 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,780 Right, the N.O.L.O.A. 60 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,780 Oh, oh, this tastes awful. 61 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:18,300 You know, just because they're hoboes doesn't mean they don't respond to herbs and spices. 62 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,340 You know what? That's a good point, Mom... 63 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:23,780 but you better leave, 'cause we don't like to do our charity work in front of other people. 64 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:28,740 Oh, now, don't be silly. I'll help you. Where'd I put my brown sugar? 65 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:31,180 Oh, I'm right here, honey buns. 66 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:40,620 Okay. I'm here for our slumber party. 67 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:43,980 Wow. When you said you were gonna dedicate your whole day to me... 68 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:47,820 I figured that meant only until we left The Hub. 69 00:05:47,860 --> 00:05:51,100 No. I promised you 24 hours of Jackie time... 70 00:05:51,180 --> 00:05:54,780 which is equal to seven days of an ugly person's time. 71 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,100 Well, it's just, I'm in the middle of this really good book. 72 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:04,660 Donna, books are for prisoners. 73 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:08,780 Now, I brought tons of activities. 74 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:13,620 First, some makeup for your long-overdue facial overhaul. 75 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:18,580 The greatest board game ever... 76 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:20,620 Mystery Date. 77 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,460 And... Wait. Best of all... 78 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,860 my stuffed animals so we can perform... 79 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:31,380 an all-unicorn rendition of Grease. 80 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:38,100 This is perfect. We are so gonna nail Kelso. 81 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:41,940 I still say we should have shaved his privates. 82 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,220 That's a burn that keeps on burnin'. 83 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:51,220 - Kelso's on his way. - Okay, gentlemen. Take your positions. 84 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,060 Okay. I'm here. 85 00:06:57,140 --> 00:07:01,420 - Where's the dead bird? - Kelso, you're supposed to come in through the side door. 86 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:05,220 - What? - Eric, I need you to take out the... 87 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,100 You guys are so dead. 88 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,840 What the hell is this? 89 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,280 Eric did it because he hates you. 90 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,440 Hyde! 91 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,760 Forman, every man for himself. 92 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,920 No, uh, Dad, this was just a prank that's gone wrong... 93 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,080 horribly, horribly wrong. 94 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,360 Well, I've got a prank too... 95 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:48,440 one where my foot doesn't plow through your ass. 96 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:53,560 Let's hope it doesn't go horribly, horribly wrong! 97 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,040 Oh, Red. 98 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,280 What happened to you? 99 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,640 That oatmeal was for the hoboes. 100 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,520 Well, the idiots used it for a prank. 101 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,840 Eric, how many times have I told you, don't poke the bear. 102 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,600 Don't poke the bear! 103 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:22,480 Well, technically, we didn't poke the bear. We pour oatmeal on the bear. 104 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,560 - Are you correcting my wife? - Kelso's laughing at you. 105 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,280 Are you laughing? 106 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,800 Oh, come on. You're covered in oatmeal! 107 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,120 It's funny! 108 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,560 - That's it! - Oh, oh, you know what you should do, Red? 109 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:43,520 Forgive and forget. Turn the other cheek, like Jesus. Be like Jesus, Red. 110 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,600 I can't even think of a punishment big enough for this! 111 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,440 But trust me, it's going to be awful... 112 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:58,840 the kind of thing that Harry Truman might order to end a war! 113 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,840 Guys, who's Harry Truman? 114 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,960 He invented electricity, dumb-ass. 115 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,120 Okay, Donna. It's makeover time. 116 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,320 Let's pack those jumbo pores. 117 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:25,520 Um, you know what? I've thought about it, and I'm glad my mom left. 118 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:27,720 More food for me. 119 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,720 - Oh, come on. It'll be fun. - I doubt it. 120 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,720 Unless... 121 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:44,360 You were right, Donna. Now, not only are we beautifying... 122 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,280 but we're "groovifying." 123 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,800 Hey, I just made up a word. 124 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:56,400 Yeah. Who ever said you can't do two great things at once? 125 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,960 I bet it was a one-armed, pessimistic guy. 126 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,600 Yeah, you just gotta stay positive, man. 127 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,080 Like, I don't want to learn French... 128 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,840 so everyday I think positive thoughts about not learning French. 129 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:16,160 And look at me. I don't know a word of French. 130 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,160 Is Dad still gonna kill me? 131 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,800 Eric, I put him in his Corvette... 132 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,800 tuned the radio to a hockey game and handed him a beer. 133 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,440 I've done all I can. 134 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,160 - Dad... - All right. 135 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,960 Just tell me. What the hell did you think you were doing? 136 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:48,760 Look, Kelso invented this stupid Prank Day thing... 137 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,720 and he superglued us, so the oatmeal thing... 138 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,480 was just to, you know, get him back. 139 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:58,240 And that's when my life as I know it ended. 140 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:03,080 Are you telling me, I got covered with oatmeal... 141 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,440 because you were trying to get back at Kelso... 142 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,640 which you didn't even do? 143 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,920 Well, that's a bit of an oversimplification. 144 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,480 - I think if you look at the facts... - You... 145 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,840 The facts are, you were bested by a Kelso. 146 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,520 How could you do this to your family? 147 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,360 I didn't realize the honor of our family was at stake. 148 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,840 It always is. 149 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,040 Hell, we've been talking about this since T-ball... 150 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,760 which you quit. 151 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:44,360 I mean, what was there to be scared of? The ball just sits there. 152 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,440 All right. Here's what I'm gonna do. 153 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:56,600 Instead of punishing you, I'm gonna show you how to do this prank business right. 154 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:03,840 Now, get the Three Stooges over to dinner tonight. 155 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,880 You are going to help me get them good and scared. 156 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,240 Oh, well, no, Dad. I don't wanna get Hyde and Fez. 157 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:15,160 - They're on my team. - Well, your team lost. 158 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,920 So everybody cries. 159 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,720 Well, hope you boys like lasagna. 160 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,520 Oh, boy, lasagna... the Italian burrito. 161 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,200 Thanks for havin' us over, Mrs. Forman. 162 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,560 Oh, don't thank me. It was Red's idea. 163 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:42,720 - Wait a minute. Red's coming? - Uh, yeah. I can't believe you guys showed up. 164 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,320 Wait. No. The only reason we showed up was 'cause you said Red was workin' late tonight. 165 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,240 Oh, God, you know what? He's in the kitchen. Should I just get him? 166 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,640 No, you should not get him, you son of a bitch. 167 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:57,400 - I'm goin' out the window. - Guys, calm down. 168 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,600 Look, what could he possibly do to us at dinner? 169 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,560 Ah, good. All the half-wits are here. 170 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,080 I wanted to let you know... 171 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:10,080 that I'm going to get you... 172 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,800 and you won't know where, and you won't know when. 173 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,760 But... 174 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,440 it will hurt. 175 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:23,400 And you will cry, and I will laugh, and... 176 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,320 Did I mention it will hurt? 177 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,600 Very good. 178 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:33,360 Now, enjoy the lasagna. I added the special seasoning myself. 179 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,720 Special seasoning? 180 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,320 Uh-oh. 181 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,480 All right. Maybe it's because I'm extra clever... 182 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,720 but I think that there might be somethin' wrong with the lasagna... 183 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,000 and I think maybe Red had somethin' to do with it. 184 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,880 Kelso... 185 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,720 I wouldn't do anything to the lasagna... 186 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:58,200 just like I wouldn't do anything to your new sneakers that are sitting by the kitchen door. 187 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,200 My Chucks! 188 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,400 Why isn't anybody eating? 189 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,600 Is there something wrong with my lasagna? 190 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,240 We have reason to believe it's been tampered with. 191 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,040 Is this another prank? Because I will not have this in my house. 192 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,120 Now eat that lasagna. It's perfectly fine. 193 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,760 I said eat it! 194 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,240 Mmm. Dad, what is this special seasoning? 195 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,320 Oh, a little of this, a little of that. Which reminds me. 196 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,640 Kitty, I cleaned out the dead moths from the porch light. 197 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,560 If I could only remember where I put them. 198 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,160 - Aw, bugs? Sick! - I'm out of here. 199 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,800 Okay, Leo. Who's your Mystery Date? 200 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,640 All right. The ski instructor. 201 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,240 He's hunky. 202 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,760 You know, Jackie, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually having a good time. 203 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,560 Wait. Michael, what are you doing here? 204 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,560 Yeah, man. This is girls' night. 205 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:23,200 Jackie, I just had dinner with Red, and he totally freaked me out. 206 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,400 So, first I need you to stick your hand in my Chucks. 207 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:31,360 Then I need you to hang out with me, because I'm really afraid to be alone. 208 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,400 - No. No, Michael. I am spending time with Donna. - Okay, but... 209 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,520 I was gonna take you to the mall and tell everyone you were a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. 210 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,240 Wait, wait. You never want to do that. Okay. Let's go. 211 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,280 Huh. 212 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,320 I guess it's just you and me, Leo. 213 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,080 A whole pan of lasagna wasted... 214 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,080 and it's a recession. 215 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,680 - Kitty, you don't understand. - I understand that you need to start acting like a parent. 216 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,720 But we have different responsibilities as parents. 217 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:22,480 Your job is to tell him that he's cute and to clean his ears. 218 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,200 My job is to make him a man, which he's not. 219 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,840 Dad, I'm... 220 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,000 I'm right here. 221 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,040 Shut up, boy. 222 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,160 You see how he shuts up? That's not right. 223 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,920 I give up. 224 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,160 - Wow, she seems mad. - Ah, she'll burn it off on her Exercycle. 225 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,160 - We really did freak out those guys tonight, huh? - Hmm! 226 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:06,920 Now, it's time to go after Kelso... the head dummy. 227 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,120 And we're gonna have the junior dummies help us out. 228 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,680 You know what? We make a good team. 229 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:20,680 It's like I'm Batman, and you're... Er... No. You're... You're Batman. 230 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,560 Hey, Donna? Wait. Where's Leo? 231 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,920 Oh, he left. He asked if he could try on my dad's clothes, and I said no, so he left. 232 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,640 What? He left? 233 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,680 That jerk. What a bad friend. 234 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,640 Jackie, you left too. 235 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,920 I know, I know. Look, that's why I'm here. 236 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,200 I was at the mall signing autographs for a bunch of sixth graders. 237 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:56,080 You know, "Go, Cowboys. Love, Jackie." 238 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,840 And then I saw this little girl crying... 239 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,960 'cause she couldn't find her mom... 240 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,480 and she reminded me of you, so I felt bad. 241 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,720 Jackie, that's so sweet. So what happened with the little girl? 242 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,840 - She find her mom? - You know what? I don't know. 243 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,680 I left her with the snow-cone guy. Yeah. She smelled like poo. 244 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,640 Look, anyways, my point is... 245 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,560 you know, since you don't have your mom around anymore... 246 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,400 you need a girl in your life to look after you, and that's gonna be me. 247 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,200 - Unless I smell like poo. - Right. 248 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,440 So when Kelso gets here, he'll walk by the driveway... 249 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,680 which we've iced down with the hose... 250 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,440 and he'll see a nudie magazine lying there... 251 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,280 which is perfect for Kelso, because he can never resist a boob. 252 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,040 - Well, who among us can? - Right. 253 00:18:55,120 --> 00:19:00,360 So, he'll sprint towards it, slip on the ice and slide into a giant pile of mud. 254 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,080 Get ready. I hear footsteps. 255 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,720 - What are we lookin' at? - Kelso? 256 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,440 Wait, wait. If you're here, then who is in the driveway? 257 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,080 Oh, crap! 258 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,920 Well, the driveway was all icy, and I fell. 259 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,280 I think I heard a pop. 260 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,200 - Mrs. Forman, we are so sorry. - Mom, are you okay? 261 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,720 Okay. Fez, grab her legs. 262 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,200 Get away from her! 263 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,520 Eric, you're grounded for a week. 264 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,320 But this prank was your idea! 265 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,320 - Fine. Two weeks! - Wha... 266 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,880 And the rest of you, get the hell outta here. Go on now. 267 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,120 Well, this was another prank? 268 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:06,760 See what happens when you act like a jackass? 269 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,720 Kitty, I am so sorry... 270 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,080 and I promise: No more pranks, ever. 271 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,880 Okay. 272 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,000 - So, we're done here. - Wait! 273 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,360 You're not hurt. You were faking it. 274 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,920 Oh, don't sound so surprised. I fake things plenty. 275 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:45,580 - Wait. So you're not hurt at all? - Nope. 276 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,060 Wow. You out-pranked Dad. 277 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,100 No, no, no. It wasn't a prank. It was a lesson. 278 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,340 And yes, I did. 279 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,780 So, you're the best Forman. 280 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,580 You're Batman. 281 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,420 Now you know. 282 00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:15,320 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org23113

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