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(GATE CREAKING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(DOG HOWLING)
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(SCREECHING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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(CACKLING)
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(CRYPT KEEPER SPEAKING)
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Greetings, hack-ricuIture fans.
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I'II be with you in a moment.
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I've just got to finish
with the Artie-chokes.
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Come on, Artie, die aIready.
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(ARTIE GROANING)
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Now, a IittIe water and some fear-tiIizer,
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and before you know it,
I'II be horror-vesting
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my own IittIe fieId of screams.
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You didn't know your paI the Crypt Keeper
had a green thumb, did you?
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WeII, I do.
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And the rest of me
is pretty damn moIdy, too.
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(CACKLING)
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Which brings to mind tonight's taIe.
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It's about a scientist
who's a bit of a scare-cropper himseIf.
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I caII this one
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'''Report from the Grave.'''
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(BIRD CAWING)
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ARIANNE: I aIways get a strange feeIing
when I go into a cemetery.
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There's an energy about these pIaces.
Can't you feeI it?
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ELLIOT: At this point, aII I can feeI
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is the sharp corner of a disk drive
digging into my back.
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-That doesn't sound Iike you, EIIiot.
-Dead is dead, as far as I'm concerned.
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AII I want to do is hook
a rotting brain to my machine
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and see if I can't wrench some memories
from its decaying synapse.
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How can you be into quantum theory
and not be in touch with the universe?
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At some point aII physics
breaks down into metaphysics.
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Look at
the Heizenberg Uncertainty PrincipIe.
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The Big Bang.
Boundary conditions of the universe.
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It's aII very Zen.
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-Don't you beIieve in anything but science?
-Of course.
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LoyaIty and trust.
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Be carefuI with that, Arianne!
Can't you do anything?
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AII right, what is it? What is going on?
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Nothing. Nothing.
ShaII we just get on with it?
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EIIiot, I didn't steaI your documents.
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WeII, someone did.
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My work is being stoIen.
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Documents from experiments
are missing from my fiIes.
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Maybe you misIaid them.
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I didn't misIay them, Arianne!
That work is my bIood.
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I depend on that work to get grants.
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It's my future
and someone is steaIing it from me!
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EIIiot,
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Iook at me.
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I Iove you.
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How couId you possibIy think
I'd do anything to hurt you?
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After aII, what do I care
about patents and circuitry?
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You'II aIways have my heart in your hands.
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Take care of it.
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Look, Ara,
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I have to get haIf this gear
back to the med-sci buiIding before dawn.
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Right.
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You'd better get on with it.
Who's our Iucky victim?
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ELLIOT: VaIdemar Tymrak.
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Great name. Bet he had pIenty of friends.
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VaIdemar Tymrak.
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Number 13 in the WorId CIass Psychos
trading card set.
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ELLIOT: Twenty-six certified kiIIs,
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nineteen women, seven men.
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Tymrak was a renowned mesmerist
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who apparentIy hypnotized his victims
with a singIe stare.
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Under his controI,
they were made to commit
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terribIe and depraved acts
before he murdered them
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and bathed in their bIood.
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Very interesting. Good night, EIIiot.
I am not doing this.
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Don't be so dramatic.
That's just buIIshit they put on these cards
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so that peopIe wiII buy them.
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Look, you said he wrote a book.
CouIdn't you just read it?
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WeII, I wouId if I couId get a hoId of it.
Anyway, that's not the point.
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The point is my machine.
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This man had tremendous mentaI powers.
Maybe something of that mind remains.
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CouIdn't we just go to Paris
and dig up Jim Morrison instead?
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Arianne.
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OId VaIdemar here is in amazing shape.
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I'm very happy for him.
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ELLIOT: Stand back.
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(ELLIOT GRUNTING)
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(ARIANNE GROANS)
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What did they do to him?
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ELLIOT: WeII, after his death,
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Tymrak's suppIicants stoIe his body
from the morgue
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and embaImed it in accordance
with some papers he Ieft behind.
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The procedure was intended
to super-preserve his body
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untiI he returned from the grave
to recIaim it.
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WeII,
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so much for the afterIife, eh, Arianne?
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(MACHINE CLACKING)
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
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Anything?
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(MACHINE BEEPS)
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Something.
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It's faint, though, it's...
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It's Iike it needs more power.
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I don't get it.
It shouId be getting pIenty of juice.
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'''Dear Ms. Finch, we are very interested
in the QuinIan experiments you sent us.'''
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WeII, Arianne, you wanna hear something?
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Hear this.
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(ARIANNE SCREAMING)
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Arianne! Arianne, take it off!
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Take it off!
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(ARIANNE SCREAMING)
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Arianne?
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No!
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ELLIOT,: Dear Mr, QuinIan,
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We have examined your experiments
in Postmortem Memory Recovery
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as submittedby Ms, Arianne Finch
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andare extremelypIeased to inform you
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that you are the recipient
ofour annuaI£100,000 grant,
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As you may knoW, We grant,,,
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(GRUNTS)
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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ELLIOT: Circuit?
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EIIiot.
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MALCOLM: What is this?
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Something I need.
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What you need is to go home.
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Home?
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Yes.
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WonderfuI.
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What about the book?
MaIcoIm, did you find the book?
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I'm stiII Iooking for it.
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EIIiot,
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I think you shouId Ieave this aIone.
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No, I know what happened now, MaIcoIm.
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Arianne saw...
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Heard what no one is meant to hear,
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for an instant in time,
that the worId of the Iiving
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and the worId of the dead coIIided,
and it kiIIed her.
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I have to know what it was.
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I have to heIp her. She needs me.
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Arianne is dead, EIIiot.
No one can bring her back.
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You have to Iet her go.
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It wasn't your fauIt.
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MAN: Back to earth.
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She'II do fine.
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(COMPUTER BEEPS)
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(GASPS)
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EIIiot,
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My heart's faded.
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What is it?
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I want to remember everything about you,
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every Iine in your face,
so that I'II never forget.
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Why wouId you forget?
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What is this?
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I'm not reaI,
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I can feeI it.
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-I'm not reaIIy here.
-You are reaI.
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You're here with me.
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No, EIIiot,
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I'm not.
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I'm an iIIusion.
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A memory,
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Iike the fIickering image
on a movie screen.
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You wiIIed me here.
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You reached down into death
and puIIed me out
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but I can't stay with you.
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Yes.
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Yes, you can.
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As Iong as that machine is on,
you can be here with me.
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Someday that machine wiII faiI
and I'II have to go back.
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What did you hear that night?
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Dark.
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Pain.
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The pain of the dead.
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So strong, the screams...
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They were his dead.
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Tymrak.
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The fIesh of the dead
can be torn a thousand times.
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Now I'm his.
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You'II never go back to him. I swear it.
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-What is it?
-He's coming.
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The machine!
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-How can I destroy him?
-I don't know.
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Think, think. There must be a way.
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He's not aIive. How can you kiII the dead?
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The machine, it must be shut down.
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I can't. That wouId send you both back!
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You don't have a choice.
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What if I modify the circuit
that you sent me.
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-I didn't send it, EIIiot.
-What?
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You were in the room, on the window.
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No, EIIiot. He must have sent it.
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-You saw what he wanted you to see.
-But the circuit...
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His doing. And if you change it,
this thing wiII grow so monstrous,
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it wiII open a hoIe to death
that can never be cIosed.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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You can't Iet him win, EIIiot.
You must destroy the machine.
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ARIANNE: He used you, EIIiot.
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He knew that the onIy way
you wouId buiId that machine
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is if he sent me back to you.
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No.
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Don't aIIow him to regain his body, EIIiot.
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Stop him !
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(ELLIOT AND ARIANNE SCREAMING)
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ELLIOT: Arianne!
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ELLIOT: The circuit.
I can't remember the circuit.
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MALCOLM: EIIiot?
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What are you doing?
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I can't remember it.
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I've tried, but it's gone.
It's gone and I can't heIp her.
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She's caIIing me and I can't heIp her.
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Come on.
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You're the one who needs heIp.
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MaIcoIm,
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thank you.
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SIeep weII, my friend.
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I'II caII on you in the morning.
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Oh, I
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finaIIy found a copy of this.
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It was quite expensive.
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The coIIector said...
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I'II just Ieave it here.
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MALCOLM: EIIiot's diary.
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(RINGING)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Sir, I'm sure that Sergeant Baker
wiII be abIe to heIp you.
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Mr. Deeds, you'd better come with me.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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He's down here.
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-Have you read this?
-Mad as they come.
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Grave robbing. Ghosts.
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-It's a Iot of nonsense, isn't it?
-Can I speak to him?
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You can, but I'm afraid
he won't be doing a Iot of taIking back.
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MALCOLM: EIIiot.
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Poor bastard.
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Sir, we've found something.
I don't know if it's important.
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What is it?
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It's on the window, sir.
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There's something written in the dew.
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Yes?
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WeII, it's just that it's...
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It's on the outside, sir.
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And aII the windows on the second fIoor
are painted shut.
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MALCOLM: She came back for him.
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MALCOLM:
They're off fighting demons now.
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CRYPT KEEPER:
Poor EIIiot thought his fieId was physics.
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Turned out it was die-oIogy
and that's not the worst of it.
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EIIiot onIy read the first part
of Tymrak's book,
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where he tied up Arianne.
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If EIIiot had read a IittIe further,
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00:25:21,402 --> 00:25:24,402
he wouId have seen Tymrak's
chop-ter two!
250
00:25:24,538 --> 00:25:27,538
(CACKLING)
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00:25:28,776 --> 00:25:31,044
I've got to get back to my pIanting.
252
00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:34,045
I've aIready sown the scare-its
and the terror-nips,
253
00:25:34,615 --> 00:25:37,615
which means I have got
just one more crop to put in.
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00:25:39,053 --> 00:25:40,353
Squash!
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(CRYPT KEEPER CACKLING)
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00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:45,690
Squash!
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