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Listen up. 12 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:15,992 Right, I want you all to remember that this is not a holiday, OK? 13 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,437 This is your chance to nail your module one history coursework - 14 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,080 post-Soviet industrial Russia. 15 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,479 It's a chance of a lifetime, gang. 16 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,437 Whoopee(!) 17 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,435 Now, this isn't just education, yeah? It's total education. 18 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,353 Total piss up. 19 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,273 Uh, no, no, no, no. There'll be no "piss up", OK? 20 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,557 We're gonna work hard, understanding the culture and history 21 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:44,030 of Mokshovkov in the Mordovian Republic of the Russian Federation. 22 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,510 OK? We're gonna see the real Russia, yeah? 23 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:52,276 The wild and desolate land that Napoleon and Hitler failed to tame. 24 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:56,990 This is adventure, yeah? This is living, breathing history. 25 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,672 Who's with me? 26 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,317 Thank you, sir. I was addressing history students only. 27 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,393 - This trip will blow their minds, and yours. - Great. 28 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,552 Oi, An, An. Where'd you hide the drugs, then? 29 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,349 - I thought you were bringing them. - No. You were gonna put 'em in your turban. 30 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,159 I don't wear a turban, Chris. 31 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,071 I thought you were gonna get one especially! 32 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,232 Don't panic, boys. We've got a back-up plan. 33 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,033 Urgh, not up his arse? 34 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,835 (Jal) Christ. 35 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:39,909 (Michelle) Jeez. 36 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,558 MAGNETIC HUMMING 37 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,559 HUMMING 38 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,469 Thanks. 39 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,635 ALARM 40 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,755 SOLDIER SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN 41 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,552 What's happening? 42 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:17,629 SHOUTING 43 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,438 They think he's a fucking terrorist? 44 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,114 - Where they gonna take me? - (Angie) Do something. 45 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,475 - Right, OK. Leave it to me. - Tom, maybe I should... 46 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,198 No, no, no. I'm trip leader. 47 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,192 If anyone's gonna be anally searched, it should be me. 48 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,396 Trip leader. Let me through. 49 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,119 KNOCKS ON DOOR 50 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,119 (Woman) Nyet! 51 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,508 (Anwar) Get the fuck off me! 52 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,275 No, sorry, sorry. Listen, listen! That boy is in my charge 53 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,557 and I can give you my personal guarantee that... 54 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:47,595 Ah. 55 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,240 Oh, I see. OK. 56 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,550 No, no, no. I've given you everything. 57 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,551 < Ahh! There's nothing fucking up there! 58 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,631 No... OK, OK, OK. 59 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,719 That's totally stereotyping. You gonna let them get away with it? 60 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,715 Now what? 61 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,392 Just walk on. 62 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,711 I'm trying - they just look so disappointed I'm not a terrorist. 63 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,270 Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar. Very dull indeed. 64 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,191 ROAR OF AIRPLANE ENGINES 65 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,158 Excuse me. 66 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,589 Uh, hello, excuse me. 67 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,956 Hello, hi. Uh, we're looking for our bus. 68 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:53,478 Um, we had an arrangement, uh, for a bus to, uh, Mokshokov. 69 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,677 - Mokshokov? - Um... How can I put this? Um... 70 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,639 - We ordered a bus. - Ahh! 71 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,950 SPEAKS RUSSIAN 72 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,190 REPLIES IN RUSSIAN 73 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,074 Ugh. Bet you never thought you'd be doing this last week, eh? 74 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,235 No. 75 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,870 Fucking hell. This place better be good. 76 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:59,033 My hair is destroyed. I need a shower and a decent hairdryer. 77 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,396 Oh, great, Tom. We're staying in a fucking prison. 78 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,072 Don't judge a book by its cover. 79 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:08,278 This trip is all about understanding other people's culture. 80 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,509 Hello! 81 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,079 (Speaks Russian) Dobry den. 82 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:22,832 - Ya, Tom Barkley. And you are... - Irene Kovskaya. Translator. 83 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,514 Come! I lock you in! 84 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,079 WOLF HOWLS 85 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,036 OK, it's two to a room. 86 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,156 So pair up, people! 87 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:43,233 Raas! Russia's big, bruv! Me's gonna be hyped up. 88 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,836 No, it's same sex only, I'm afraid. So rearrange yourselves, yep. 89 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,558 DISAPPOINTED GROANS 90 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,198 Spoilsport. 91 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,191 Come, come. 92 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:59,913 - And we are going to be roomies, I'm afraid. - What? 93 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,118 Yeah. Budget couldn't stretch to single lodgings so... 94 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,475 We'll make ourselves comfy, yeah? 95 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,754 Yeah? 96 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,596 I pushed and pushed but still nothing. 97 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,798 What the fuck are we gonna do here without any drugs? Look it it. 98 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,872 Don't blame me if I've got guts of steel. 99 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:31,080 Dunno why you came anyway. You don't even do history. 100 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,355 I thought it would be uplifting. 101 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,153 Let me have a go. 102 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,794 Cheers, man. 103 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,553 Magic fingers. 104 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,112 What the fuck? 105 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,430 What? 106 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,878 "Bad mood - comfy jim jams"? 107 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,350 What? You try arguing with a 45-year-old Pakistani woman, then. 108 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,991 Did she pack you these as well? 109 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,958 No, but she packed me this. 110 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,756 Seriously impressive, man. 111 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:28,197 - Must have taken ages. - You can have it, if you want. 112 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,438 Cheers. 113 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,229 Dinner. 114 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,159 Wank or tell group? 115 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:21,116 Wank or tell group? 116 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,873 Ah, tell group! 117 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,553 Guys, guys! 118 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,473 I've seen boobs! A girl with boobs! 119 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,028 God, that's pathetic, Anwar. 120 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,157 No. You wanna see this, though! She's got a big chopper as well. 121 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,195 Oh, my God! 122 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,713 I wanna see that. 123 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,997 (Tom) Whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, guys, what about your dinner? 124 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,719 You don't wanna look at the girl with the boobs? 125 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,711 Nah. I prefer Welsh women. 126 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,110 She was there a second ago. She was there. 127 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,078 She'll come back. She was just there, I promise! 128 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,755 Tell us when the Spice Girls turn up, too, yeah? 129 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,671 Piss off. 130 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,514 She was there. She had boobs. 131 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,192 Yeah, whatever, man. 132 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,952 What you doing? 133 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:53,350 Looking for your "Sexy Saturday Night Leopard Skin Thong." 134 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,919 We're going out on the pull. 135 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,116 - Make sure you don't bring anyone back. - Huh? 136 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,792 We are sharing a room Max, yeah. 137 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,996 I don't wanna have to pretend to be asleep 138 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,197 while you're doing whatever you do with some big Cossack guy. 139 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,714 Maybe you can tempt your big-boobed peasant girl in here. 140 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,313 Have a bit of party, you know? 141 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:13,713 Seriously, I don't wanna have to be stuck around watching you do a guy. 142 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,391 Can I bring a girl back? 143 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,953 I could, couldn't I? You're shit, Anwar! 144 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,190 Have you ever tried being with a girl? 145 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,840 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Well, have you? 146 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,989 Well, have you ever tried being with a man? 147 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,832 No! Don't be sick. 148 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,797 You calling me sick? 149 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,075 No! 150 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,515 I dunno what I think, yeah. 151 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,794 I'm just a Muslim. 152 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,394 Gay's... just wrong. 153 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,710 Then you don't want anything to do with me. 154 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,877 - All right, Max? - No. 155 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,188 Why? 156 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,238 Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim. 157 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:25,074 What, like, more Muslim than he was already? 158 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,230 A bit more Muslim, yeah. 159 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,435 Oh. 160 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,159 So I need to sleep in here, OK? 161 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,357 Fine. Sid'll swap. You don't mind, do you, mate? 162 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,795 No, it's cool. 163 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,996 Maybe take your bag, too? 164 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,395 Thanks. 165 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,199 What happened? 166 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,431 He's just, like, switched about me being... You know. 167 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,635 Blond? 168 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,119 - No! - Short? 169 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,633 Gay! 170 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,109 Shall I give you head? 171 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,236 - What? - It'll cheer you up. 172 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,639 For fuck's sake. 173 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,950 You're supposed to be a friend, and I've come here with a problem. 174 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,316 - You fuck! - We're in Russia. I wanna try something new! 175 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,473 I'm not a hobby, Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here! 176 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,913 I've been canoeing. 177 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,468 - Well, what about Michelle? - Loves canoeing. 178 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,074 - Tony! - Fine. 179 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,514 What you doing? 180 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,795 I'm gonna get an early night. Coming to bed? 181 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,992 Hey, Max. Can you give me and Tony some time alone, please? 182 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,230 No. Yeah, Sure. Sorry. 183 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,591 KNOCK AT DOOR 184 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,716 < Don't come in, Tom. 185 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,835 It's Chris. 186 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,309 < Chris. 187 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,551 < I'm changing. You OK? 188 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,959 Can't sleep. 189 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,191 Well, have you got a book? 190 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,032 Why would I have a book? 191 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,111 < You're a student. 192 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,112 But we don't need books for your sort of thing, do ya? 193 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,795 Psychology. It's all in your head, innit! 194 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,997 < Let me in and I'll show you my reverse-psychology. 195 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,479 No. 196 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,595 Fine. I'll go away then. 197 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,635 All right. 198 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,512 Very clever. 199 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,793 So what do you want? 200 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,756 Just wanted to see you. 201 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,873 OK. 202 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,155 And, er, maybe a goodnight kiss. 203 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,719 KNOCK AT DOOR 204 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,869 < Hope you're decent! 205 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,188 Wait a minute! 206 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,269 (Shit!) 207 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,237 (Hide!) 208 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,279 OK. Come on in. 209 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,198 Tom. You're staring. 210 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,273 Was I? 211 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,998 - Tom! - Sorry. 212 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,516 Well, I'll be over there. 213 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,795 If you need me. 214 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,115 (Oh, God.) 215 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,155 You OK? > 216 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,468 Yes, um... 217 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,714 I'm sweet as a nut. 218 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,314 I bet you are. 219 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,513 Tom, what are you doing? 220 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,397 Squat thrusts. 221 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,313 97,96 222 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,155 95, 94, 93, 92, 223 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,073 91, 90... 224 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,437 Oh, my God. 225 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,036 Sid! Quick! 226 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,313 Still nothing... 227 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,597 She's back! In a bra and pants! 228 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,636 What? Pretend Spice? 229 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,911 You know sometimes, people wanna see something so badly 230 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,834 they actually start to imagine they have seen something? 231 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,229 OWL HOOTS 232 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,229 TOM SNORES 233 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,550 TOM SNORES 234 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:53,958 CLANGING 235 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,349 Wakey-wakey! 236 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,954 Hour for cleansing. 237 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,396 Girls first clean, then boys clean! 238 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,630 There is no fucking way I am doing that! 239 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,595 All right, Max? Man, Sid's farting last night was rough. 240 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,675 Just take it back. 241 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,712 Take back what you said. 242 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,952 See you. 243 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,359 WATER GUSHES 244 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,395 Shit! 245 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,675 SHOUTING 246 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,672 It's an experience. Come on. 247 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,638 Come on. 248 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,439 Where's your shampoo? Where's your shampoo? 249 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,230 (Woman) Much water for your dirty face. 250 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,231 It doesn't bloody wash off! 251 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,312 Okey-dokey, karaoke. Folks, listen up. 252 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,311 Listen up! 253 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,833 This way, please. 254 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,149 Now, there's been a few problems. 255 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,869 But are we gonna let it get us down? 256 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,395 No. So. 257 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,233 Let the education begin. 258 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,313 MAN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 259 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,632 HE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 260 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,316 Horse come in. 261 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,630 HE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 262 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,551 We break legs. 263 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,551 HE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 264 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,119 Then crush. 265 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,315 Add water. 266 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,155 Boil, then glue. 267 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,754 HE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 268 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,831 CLIP-CLOPPING HOOVES, SNORTING 269 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,759 OMINOUS BUBBLING 270 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,197 Raas! My Little Pony get whacked up big-time. Na wha' I'm sayin!? 271 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,679 NEIGHING AND GUNSHOT 272 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,079 SPLASH 273 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,709 CLANKING MACHINERY 274 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,633 HISSING AND GURGLING 275 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,156 CREAKING 276 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,151 LIQUID GUSHES 277 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,958 < Urggh! 278 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,995 Tom. 279 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,675 Yeah, all right. All right. Like I said. 280 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,435 This is the real world, yeah? Real things happen. 281 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,796 Deal with it. Come on. 282 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,630 That's absolute crap, Tom. > 283 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,950 I thought on this trip, we could explore. 284 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,917 You know... 285 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,513 Explore each other? 286 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,914 Tom... 287 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,075 Fuck off! 288 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,915 Come on. Why do you think I brought you on this trip? 289 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,390 You're totally, totally out of order. 290 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,711 Oh, yeah, and maybe you are frigid. 291 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,074 - Yeah? - Mmm. 292 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,513 Well, fuck you, Tom! 293 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,953 Yeah. 294 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,034 Jesus Christ! What are you doing? 295 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,872 He can't talk to you like that. 296 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,997 - I'm gonna get the fucking twat. - It's fine. It's fine! 297 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,991 What am I doing? 298 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,473 DOOR SLAMS 299 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,915 Come on... Why not? > 300 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,319 It won't take long. > 301 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,358 - I'll be good, I promise. - No. 302 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,716 Why? You've done everyone else. Georgie, Chris, Sid. 303 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,630 How do you know? 304 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,757 I've seen. I heard about the one with Kenneth and his mum. 305 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,795 Now, draw me. 306 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,598 Just stop it. 307 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,275 Stop it! 308 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,669 Come on, man, I'm inspirational. 309 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,318 Just stop it, yeah? 310 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,278 You're a fucking idiot. Look... 311 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,999 You've got a best friend who thinks you're a perv, yeah, 312 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,196 and you drew him, but you won't do me? 313 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,510 I'll give you head - that's friendship. 314 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,995 The packet says that these tablets will totally flush you out within 24 hours, 315 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,629 cos believe me, Sid, we need those drugs. 316 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,870 - There's no drugs, Muslim boy! - Cheers, Max. 317 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,555 You fucking prick. I can't believe you're putting that Muslim bullshit on me! 318 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,517 - What? - I'm against God? 319 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,079 You're the fucking worst Muslim! 320 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,071 - I pray five times a day. - For what? 321 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,230 More pork chops? Fuck it. Let's get a drink. 322 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,754 Of course Allah wants you doing Class As from Sid's arse! 323 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,751 You're talking about my religion! 324 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,400 How was I ever friends with a fucking hypocrite? 325 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,199 Happy fucking Ramadan. 326 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,953 It's not Ramadan! 327 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,028 < Hey! 328 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,636 Whoa, easy man! > 329 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,590 What fucking else? 330 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,354 My house! No break, no break! 331 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,796 I'm sorry... Sorry. 332 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,638 OK. 333 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,233 - Neil Diamond? - Yeah. 334 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,153 Neil Diamond! 335 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,755 Come. 336 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,672 So why are you with Tony? 337 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,435 He's exciting. And he must love me, cos he could have anyone he wants. 338 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,910 Do you think he ever wants anyone else? 339 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,629 Maybe sometimes. He always wants me the most. 340 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,518 I'm his girlfriend and that's special, isn't it? 341 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,237 Yeah. I suppose. Listen, I need to talk to you about him. 342 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,630 Look, I know I annoy you, Jal. 343 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,278 I don't mean to. 344 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,831 Can we get out of here, please? Just you and me? 345 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,319 Sure. 346 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,274 SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN 347 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,759 Shit. 348 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,632 Sid. Sid! 349 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,871 Her dad's turned up and he's shouting. 350 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,518 It's like abuse, man. 351 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,239 Oh, so there's a dad now, is there? 352 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,393 SHOUTING CONTINUES 353 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,469 (Sid) Fuck. 354 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,469 - Fuck me. She's real. - He's gonna hurt her. We've gotta help! 355 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,398 (Sid) What are we gonna do? 356 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:53,270 - An, he's going. Her dad's going. - Come on! 357 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,230 - Where are you going? - Nowhere. Where are you going? 358 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,912 Nowhere. 359 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,995 - You sure you're not going anywhere? - Yep. 360 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,949 Guys? 361 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,108 - You going somewhere? - (AIl) No! 362 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,315 Bye, then. 363 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,555 Neil Diamond. 364 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,436 Sit down, sit down! > 365 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,469 MUSIC STARTS 366 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,510 What is problem? 367 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:59,390 You won't understand. I mean, you can't even speak English. 368 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,634 No problem! 369 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,799 Vodka! 370 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,028 Now, you tell me problem. 371 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,829 We drink and problem kaput, da? 372 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,990 OK. 373 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,957 Na zdoroviye! 374 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,793 Na zdoroviye! 375 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,318 I'm careering 376 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,313 Down that slippery slope 377 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,473 Cos the thought of you won't go away... 378 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,191 Chris, this... was a one-off. 379 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:49,791 I don't have sex with my 17-year-old students. 380 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,279 How old are they normally? 381 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,791 What are we gonna do about Maxxie? 382 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,509 - You should hear what he gets up to. - I'm serious, Chris! 383 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,477 OK, I'll have a word. 384 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,189 And you do know that this can never, 385 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,751 ever happen again, don't you? 386 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,478 Yeah. 387 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,151 OK. So the plan is? 388 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:27,870 We get in, rescue her, get out. 389 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,999 Sid's a big hero. Anwar gets his marbles gargled. 390 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,230 Simple. 391 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,115 Hello! 392 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,838 Helloski! 393 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,829 Hey! 394 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,512 Hello! 395 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,272 DOOR CLOSES 396 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,635 Anka! > 397 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,393 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 398 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,831 THEY SPEAK IN RUSSIAN 399 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,835 Sshhhh! 400 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,592 We're gonna get you out of here. 401 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,679 SHE WHISPERS IN RUSSIAN 402 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,556 Sid. 403 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,755 Shhh! 404 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,358 Tie this to the bed. Hurry up, he's gonna come back. Come on. 405 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,112 Come on, come on, slowly. 406 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,194 Go. 407 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,077 No, no. 408 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,435 Trust me, yeah. Go. 409 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,112 SHE SPEAKS RUSSIAN 410 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,033 He's gonna get you, go. 411 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,678 Come on, come on. 412 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,155 Trust me. 413 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,199 Sid, keep watch! 414 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,519 Agh! 415 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,999 Agh! 416 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,674 < MAN SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN 417 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,469 < Anka. 418 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,874 MAN SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN 419 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,032 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 420 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,076 MAN SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN 421 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,278 PHONE RINGS 422 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,758 MAN ANSWERS PHONE 423 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,833 Every time. Every fucking time. 424 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,799 "Buy two ounces of weed, Sidney." "Oh, yes, sir!" 425 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:29,158 "Shove a bag of pills up your arse, Sidney." "Oh, right away!" 426 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,118 "Come help me save some random bint." "Oh, could I?" 427 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,910 What have we learnt, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads. 428 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,519 (Fuck.) 429 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,354 Ahhhhhhh! 430 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,435 Great. 431 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,157 Ummm... 432 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,878 me... 433 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,234 name... 434 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,276 ...Anwar. 435 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,672 Me... name... Anka. 436 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,914 If only you knew the things I'd love to do to you. 437 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,879 Rub my fingers through your hair. 438 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,190 Kiss your lips. 439 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,077 Kiss your neck. 440 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,469 Come on your tits. 441 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,595 Sounds like fun. 442 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,673 - You speak English?! - Ya hah! 443 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:56,315 I learnt from, like, so the best American show ever. 444 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,789 How you doin'? 445 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,678 I'm like... horny. 446 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,752 THEY GIGGLE 447 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,394 Come on, this'll do. 448 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,310 This is awful. Let's go. 449 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,949 J, I've never left a bar without being chatted up in my life. 450 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,792 Not about to break that record now. 451 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,795 - There's nobody in here! - If you flaunt it, they'll come. 452 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,549 Unbelievable. 453 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,949 Flaunt it, J. 454 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,349 Can you be any harder?! 455 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,834 Nope. 456 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,512 Friends? 457 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,477 Friends! 458 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,830 (Maxxie) Anwar's a fucking liar. Lies to his mum all the fucking time. 459 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,117 No, no, no, fuck that. He makes me lie for him. 460 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,189 Who's Anwar? 461 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,599 Friend. 462 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,079 Who's homo? 463 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,879 Me! Anwar hates me cos I'm a fucking homo. 464 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,439 Anwar hate homo? 465 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,999 Yeah. 466 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,559 Anwar is friend? 467 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,358 Yeah. 468 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,958 So, Anwar has problem. No, Maxxie. Valentina help Maxxie? 469 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,190 Yeah, yeah, thank you. 470 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,958 Maxxie help Valentina? 471 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,712 Of course. 472 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,551 You want me to draw you? 473 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,073 OK. 474 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,272 Urgh. 475 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,114 Kalinka, malinka, kalinka maya 476 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,954 Kalinka, malinka, malinka maya 477 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,589 Kalinka, malinka, malinka mayal 478 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,832 Three condomski down, 19 to go. 479 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,709 - Did you draw this? - No. 480 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,994 He did. 481 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,790 He must be a good friend. 482 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,031 He'll be there for you when the rain starts to fall. 483 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,510 Maybe not. He's pretty angry with me. 484 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,318 Why? 485 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,119 Cos I told the truth. And that's important. 486 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,157 But what about you? You've got bigger problems than me. 487 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,470 Anka, you can't go home back to him. 488 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,870 You should come home with me. I'll look after you. 489 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,952 Anwar, don't lie to me, it's not possible. 490 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,917 It is! Just, look... 491 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,118 We can live together in my house. I'll look after you. 492 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,192 There may be one or two little hiccups with the parents, 493 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,158 but I'm sure it'll be fine. 494 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,638 GIGGLING 495 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,551 GIGGLING AND MURMURING 496 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,034 Guys! Guys! Sporty Spice has finally arrived. 497 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,395 Anwar's in there with a bloody Russian girl! 498 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,629 Tony, man, shhh! 499 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,712 What? Don't act like you don't want everyone to see. 500 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,994 She's fit, though, ain't she? 501 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,514 Yo, yo, homies, what's happenin'? 502 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,954 - Yeah, she is fit. You must have paid for her. - Yeah, Anwar, you pimp. 503 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,474 - Aye, what's poppin', baby love? - Oi! 504 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,630 Perhaps she wants a taste of the Kenneth. 505 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,870 Right, not to be boring old teacher, yeah. 506 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,951 I mean, it's all gravy with me, you know, but... 507 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,712 Sid! 508 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,197 You'd not believe what I've just been through. 509 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,629 I jumped out of a window, 510 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,712 got chased into a bush, waded through a river, 511 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,032 all the while being chased by your nutter of a dad. 512 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,588 But it's OK, though, cos I reckon I lost him. 513 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:45,113 HE SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN 514 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,358 SHE SPEAKS RUSSIAN 515 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,112 Eurgh. Why's she kissing her dad? 516 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,270 - Anka? - He's my husband. 517 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,554 Your husband? 518 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,676 We were on a break. 519 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,079 HE COCKS GUN 520 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,951 I'm sorry! I didn't know! 521 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,953 HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN 522 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,951 Leave him alone. Leave him alone. 523 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,473 HE COCKS GUN 524 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,075 Oh, my giddy aunt! Can we be sensible about this? 525 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,199 HE SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN 526 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,308 Stop it, now! That's enough, Maxxie. Now. 527 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,915 Can we talk? Can we talk? 528 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,433 Nyet!! 529 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,069 GUNS CLICK 530 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:52,755 GUN THUDS 531 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,278 SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN 532 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,513 - Honestly, we leave you alone two hours. - And look what happens. 533 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,713 Um... 534 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:16,272 He totally, like, wants to know who is the leader here. 535 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,558 Yes, yes, officer, yes. Um, officer... 536 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,473 I wanted to thank you, er... because before you arrived 537 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,232 I was about to step in and kick some arse. 538 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,151 MAN SPEAKS RUSSIAN 539 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,708 There is a charge for armed response. 540 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,758 Wh... What? 541 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,354 It's, like, you so totally will have to pay them. 542 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,676 RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS 543 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,717 HE SPEAKS RUSSIAN 544 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,633 You English big hooligan problem. 545 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,188 Tomorrow you leave Russia. 546 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,229 Hey. You OK? 547 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,676 Man... you tried to save me. 548 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,593 Yeah. Well, I am fucking drunk. 549 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,596 You were right, Max. 550 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,111 I am a hypocrite. 551 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,075 - Go on. - No. I can't. 552 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,957 It's not right. 553 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,753 It's religion, Anwar. It's just stuff. 554 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,112 You don't have to believe in it. 555 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,509 Then where does that leave me, Max? 556 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,556 I'm a Muslim boy. 557 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,279 I don't get to choose. 558 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,193 But where does that leave us? 559 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,752 Fucking hell. 560 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,229 I lost my virginity tonight. 561 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,072 < Yeah? 562 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,752 Let's get us an old fat lady. 563 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,593 Last drop? 564 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,116 OK. 565 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,236 I'll see you, mate. 566 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,636 DOOR OPENS 567 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,429 - Hey, it's He-Man. - Shut up. 568 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,637 Poor girl's totally out of it. She's completely wasted. 569 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:01,553 Tony, you've got to stop fucking around. 570 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,796 I dare you. 571 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,431 Tony. 572 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,034 We've finally found something you're not good at. 573 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,314 What? 574 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,158 Good night, Tony. 575 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,312 I'll find somewhere else to sleep. 576 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,471 What? 577 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,798 Oh, God. 578 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,313 Problem? 579 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,675 Tom, just shut up. 580 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,999 Hey, Cassie. That's good. 581 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,308 Ta. > 582 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,119 She really looks... 583 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:25,193 - You made her look beautiful. - She is beautiful. 584 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,830 - Tony. - Yes, Nips? 585 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,354 Have you got something to tell me? 586 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,590 Er... I dunno. 587 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,830 I like your hair. 588 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,229 No. Your top's nice. 589 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,754 I love you? Any of those? 590 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,114 No. 591 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:49,917 Ahh. Oh, hang on. > 592 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,512 I think it's... 593 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,795 I think I'm about to deliver! 594 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,440 Great. Just in time for Heathrow security. 595 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,910 - Huh? - Yeah. I hear they're very strict. 596 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,676 - Better keep it up there. - Oh, God. 597 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,752 Oh, God. 598 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,035 HE EXHALES AND GROANS 599 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,076 LAUGHTER 600 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,559 SHE SPEAKS RUSSIAN 601 00:43:34,609 --> 00:43:39,159 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40550

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