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Keep moving.
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Where the hell
were you guys last week?
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We're getting a foster kid.
It's lots of work.
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$384 a month.
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A lot of those foster kids
are messed up.
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That's why they need
a positive influence.
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That's for screwing my husband.
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Kiss me and I'll cut
your fucking tongue out.
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I'm taking the PSATs for some
Polish kid over at Ridgedale.
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I'm an investigator for the
Educational Evaluation Service.
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What's the punishment?
I'm at the University of Chicago.
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Come to my office.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's
not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not
like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪
♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so... ♪
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♪ Sure of? ♪
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Sh...
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Going to the store today!
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Toilet paper.
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I'm starting to chafe
from the streamers.
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Toothpaste.
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Why are Steve's clothes
down here?
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Somebody couldn't wait to
get upstairs last night.
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We out of diapers?
Yeah, but I put
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a plug up his butt.
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Didn't I, buddy?
Oh, it's okay.
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That towel's gonna leak.
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Yeah, I'm on it.
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So, my SAT gig's
a bust, but, uh,
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I can scrape up some money another
way if you need the help.
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It's cool.
I got 35 bucks.
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Plus, I'm picking up
that temp check later.
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Okay.
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Is that a Taser?
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Where'd you get that?
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I let him borrow it.
Hey, help me out.
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Carl finally got
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invited someplace
by normal kids.
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Robbie Rebello's
having a paintball party.
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- Towel?
- Yeah, but he's not going,
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so I gave him
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the Taser to play with.
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Don't worry. It doesn't work.
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Who's Candace?
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No idea. You aren't going, Carl?
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No.
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It costs $27.
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Here.
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Awesome!
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Thanks.
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What?
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Well, he really wanted to
go, he knows we're strapped.
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This should hold
him for a few hours.
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You're gonna need new diapers.
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Steve got a text from Candace.
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"Sweetie, call me.
It's important."
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Hey, you don't read
other people's messages.
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Is he dating someone else?
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Go! You're gonna be late
for school.
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Latey school.
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School.
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Mommy?
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Mommy, I'm hungry, Mommy.
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I want some food, Mommy.
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Wake up.
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Mommy? Kev, we're only taking in
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a foster kid for a
week to get the money
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to pay for my stupid
parking tickets.
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That's it. We're
like a hotel.
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Yeah, I know, but...
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I'm secretly hoping
you like it,
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so we get
to keep the kid longer,
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'cause I want to do dad things.
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Not a secret anymore.
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And it's gonna change
our lives too much.
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No, it won't.
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Come on. We walk around the
house naked half the time,
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shoot tequila for breakfast
and swear up a storm.
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You think we're gonna be able
to do that with a kid around?
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Yeah, but who cares?
You know what?
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I lived with some crazy ass
foster parents,
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but it's better than being
brought up in a group home.
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Well, just don't
get too excited.
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We're gonna get our money
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and kick the little
brat to the curb.
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All right, fine.
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Now come here and let me suckle
your little teat, Mommy.
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Uh-uh.
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Come on, let me suckle yo' teat.
Uh-uh!
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I need some milk.
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I need some breakfast.
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Which do you like better?
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One?
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Mmm.
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Or two?
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Mmm. One.
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What about one?
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Mm-hmm.
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Or two?
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Mm, definitely two.
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Okay, one?
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Oh, God, one. One.
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One, one.
I'm not finished yet.
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One?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Or two?
Oh, God, one!
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Who the fuck is Candace? Who?!
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Yeah, that's what I'm asking you.
How do you know about Candace?
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Oh, so there's
something to know?
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We... She... We work together.
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Uh-huh. Why is she texting you?
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"Hey, sweetie, it's
important. Call me."
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Uh, she's a little
high maintenance.
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That happens when
you fuck someone.
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Believe me, I
didn't fuck Candace.
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We work together.
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That's all.
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I don't care if you
screw someone else.
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Just don't lie
about it. Ever.
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I'll turn it off.
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Shit.
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What?
I got to leave.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's-It's a work thing.
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Um, I'll make it up to you.
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Sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, ok?
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I'll make it up to you tonight.
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I don't think
he's gonna wake up.
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Mr. Gallagher?
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Mr. Gallagher?
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What the bejeezus?!
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Sorry. We tried
smelling salts,
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caffeine injections, ice baths.
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Where am I?
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In the hospital.
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You've been unconscious
for two days
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with alcohol poisoning.
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Oh, that's-that's nothing.
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Back in '95,
I was out for eight days.
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Wait, wait.
Hold on on second.
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I'm Dr. Seery.
These are my residents.
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We have a proposition for you.
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Well, you're hot, but it's been
a while since I've been
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with a dude, never mind two.
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Oh, you've-you've misunderstood.
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Uh, we'd like you to participate
in our medical study.
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Your what?
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In my whole career,
I've never seen
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such a spectacular display
of alcoholism.
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Thank you.
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Would you be able to abstain
from alcohol for two weeks?
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No.
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We could offer you $3,000.
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- Yes.
- I was like, "Girl,
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you are not using my eyeliner
if you have pinkeye."
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And she was, like, "Well, then,
you're not my friend anymore."
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Hmm?
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You're not listening, are you?
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No. Sorry.
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What's wrong with you?
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I slept with someone, not Kash.
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What?!
Yeah.
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Well, deets, please. Who?
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I can't tell you.
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He's on the down low, you know?
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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Hiding our silver,
in case they send us a thief.
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We have three settings,
none of 'em even match.
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They were my Aunt Elva's.
Hey, check this out.
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Found my old football one
of my foster dads left me.
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What if it's a girl?
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Then she's gonna learn
some kick ass moves.
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Kev Ball fakes left, spins
right. He's at the 30.
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The 20. The ten. Touchdown!
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Hello. I'm sorry.
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I'm Mrs. Martini
from the DCFS.
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Oh.
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I'm Veronica.
This is my husband Kevin.
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Hey. Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Thank you for being available
on such short notice.
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Uh, this is Ethel.
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Wow. Okay. Hi.
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Ethel and 70 other children were
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removed from
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a religious sect.
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Religious sect?
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You mean, like a cult?
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Say hello to your new
foster family, Ethel.
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Hello.
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You'll come back every three
days for a drug screening
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and brain scan.
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In addition,
you'll be wearing my RAM.
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Remote Alcohol Monitor.
Designed it myself.
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This fine piece of jewelry will
alert us to any alcohol use.
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Make it the whole two weeks,
you get the cash.
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Can I get an advance?
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This green light is connected
to your bracelet.
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Drink one sip of
booze, light turns red.
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Attempt to take the bracelet
off, light turns red.
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Spill rubbing alcohol on it,
light turns red.
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Red light equals no cash.
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Get ready to say good-bye
to three grand.
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I'm a sober man!
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Usual, Frank?
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Didn't you hear me, Jess?
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I'm sober now.
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Here you go.
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JB and an Old Style.
Whoa. Whoa.
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I'm sober as a seven-year-old.
Haven't had a drink in two days.
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Well, granted,
I've been unconscious
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for most of it, but I figure,
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if I can abstain from alcohol
when I'm out,
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how hard can it be to do
when I'm awake?
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What are you talking about?
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Medical study.
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For the next two weeks,
my body is a temple.
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No alcohol for this fella.
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And I got this little guy
to keep my honest.
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Hey, Lindsay Lohan,
how much are they paying you?
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Well, who says I'm getting paid?
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No, seriously, how much?
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Never you mind what I'm making.
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You should spend some time
taking a personal inventory
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of what you're doing
for the betterment of society.
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Why are you in a bar,
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Frank, if you're not drinking?
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Came in for some support.
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The way I see it,
I've done a lot
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for the folks around here
over the past couple of years,
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and I could use a little help
from you all now.
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I might hit some rough patches
over the next few weeks,
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so I'd like you all
to commit to not drinking, too,
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in solidarity.
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Like schoolchildren,
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when they shave their head
for the cancer kid.
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So what say you all?
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Who's ready to put down
the booze with me
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for the next two weeks?!
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Fine.
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Hope you all get AIDS.
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Thanks.
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Hi, girl.
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Here for your check?
Yeah.
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Hi, Liam. Thanks, Gisela.
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00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:23,726
Fiona... I can't find it.
What job did you do?
263
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,860
Auto show last week.
264
00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,528
Ah, shit.
What?
265
00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:28,330
Jackasses at
McCormick Place handed in
266
00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:29,398
the time cards late.
267
00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:32,167
Checks won't be in
till next Friday.
268
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,069
Are you serious?
Sorry about that.
269
00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:35,504
Can I go pick it up?
270
00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:37,339
Payroll doesn't
release funds early.
271
00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:39,975
I won't make it till next week.
272
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:40,976
Sticks and Skates Sports Bar
273
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,344
may need someone
for this weekend.
274
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,346
They still make you
wear those uniforms?
275
00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:45,414
Yeah.
276
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:46,849
Might as well put
a mirrored stage
277
00:12:46,883 --> 00:12:48,550
and a stripper pole
in that place.
278
00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:50,319
I'm teaching a free
PowerPoint class
279
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,354
for the next four Saturdays.
280
00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:54,723
Could get you an office job
once you're certified.
281
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:56,992
Starting pay is $20 an hour.
282
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:03,265
Hey, Sheila, Karen already
leave for school?
283
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,000
No. Have you seen Frank?
284
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,502
What, he hasn't been here?
285
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,804
Not in a few days.
I'm rather worried about him.
286
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:10,472
I'm sure he's just on a bender.
287
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:11,974
He'll surface.
Yeah.
288
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,842
What are you doing here?
289
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,878
The SAT guy that popped me...
290
00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:18,247
dragging my ass out
to the University of Chicago.
291
00:13:18,281 --> 00:13:20,649
You're planning on
going to college?
292
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:23,085
Fuck, no. I thought
we'd check it out though,
293
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:26,322
you know, maybe steal some
sweatshirts from the bookstore.
294
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:28,557
Okay.
295
00:13:31,828 --> 00:13:35,564
Hey, Ethel, Veronica's setting up a
space for you in the living room.
296
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:37,599
In the meantime,
pick your poison.
297
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,234
Parcheesi?
Monopoly?
298
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:40,669
Clue? No? Yes? Maybe?
299
00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:42,404
You want to go over
to the park?
300
00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:43,739
Throw the old pigskin around?
301
00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:45,741
I haven't done my chores today.
302
00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:46,875
Como se huh?
303
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,278
My chores. Don't you have
any for me to do?
304
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:50,512
No. Like what?
305
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:53,382
Scrubbing floors.
Washing dishes.
306
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,218
Hemming. Pickling.
Canning.
307
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,187
Laundry.
308
00:13:58,221 --> 00:14:00,022
Let's go grab a burger.
309
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,091
There's a new kids' place
where all the waiters
310
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:03,525
dress like famous
Chicago gangsters.
311
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,895
Although I have no idea what
that has to do with kids
312
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,997
or burgers.
313
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:09,098
What?
314
00:14:09,132 --> 00:14:13,569
The Bible says that chores
keep the soul pure.
315
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:14,636
It does?
316
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:20,209
All right, let's go find
you some chores to do.
317
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,816
Sorry we can't fool around.
318
00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:31,320
It's cool. I get it.
319
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,255
A woman's fertile
for five days.
320
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,224
Linda looked it up online.
321
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:36,992
Oh, yeah?
322
00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,927
Is everything okay with you?
323
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,497
Totally.
324
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:46,101
It's her.
325
00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:50,773
She's ripe.
326
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,008
I got to go.
327
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:56,111
I guess I'll see you later?
328
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,679
Yeah.
329
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,095
Mother!
330
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,165
Frank!
331
00:15:16,199 --> 00:15:17,466
Oh!
332
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,634
Frank!
333
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,335
Frank!
334
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,805
Oh, I am worried about you.
335
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,840
Where have you been?
Are you all right?
336
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:25,974
No, I'm not all right.
No?
337
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,509
I've got to stay sober
for two weeks.
338
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:28,811
I'm not gonna make it.
339
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,647
Do we have cigarettes?
I really need a cigarette.
340
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,783
Frank, I'm...
I'm so proud of you.
341
00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:36,485
Don't be proud.
It's only been an hour.
342
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,653
Oh!
You gotta help me.
343
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,555
Keep me busy. Entertain me.
344
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,957
All right, Frankie. Okay.
345
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:49,431
♪ Boom-boom ♪
346
00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:51,433
♪ Boom... ♪
That's good, Sheils.
347
00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:53,035
That's-that's...
that's really good.
348
00:15:53,069 --> 00:15:54,536
Just keep doing that
349
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:58,040
for the next two weeks, okay?
350
00:15:58,074 --> 00:15:59,775
♪ Boom-boom ♪
351
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:02,511
♪ Bum-bitty, yum-bum,
bum-bitty, yum-bum... ♪
352
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,521
I can hear it.
353
00:16:36,779 --> 00:16:41,383
So, when you're not bustingSAT cheaters, you're a teacher?
354
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,384
Professor.
Oh.
355
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,952
SAT's a side gig.
356
00:16:43,987 --> 00:16:45,187
Pays for my boat.
357
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,222
Which gets you laid,
I'm guessing.
358
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,958
No, the beard gets me laid.
Chicks dig a beard.
359
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,760
I'll keep that in mind.
360
00:16:51,794 --> 00:16:53,462
You planning on
going to college?
361
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,500
You know, Professor Hurst
thinks Lip's a genius.
362
00:16:58,535 --> 00:17:00,569
I think he is, too.
363
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,006
That's cute.
364
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,308
I'd like you to attend the
university next semester.
365
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:09,211
I can't. I still have a year
and a half of high school left.
366
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,780
Well, test out.
You know you're capable.
367
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:13,348
And pay for it with what?
368
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:14,750
Beard get me money, too?
369
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,552
There's grants
you can apply for.
370
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,320
There's loans that will
pay for the school
371
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,088
and the dorm
and your meal card.
372
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,558
And then I end up owing like
a half million bucks, right?
373
00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:24,259
Well, you're a clever kid.
374
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,295
You'll figure out a way
to stiff Uncle Sam.
375
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:28,997
I don't know, sounds like
a lot of trouble to me.
376
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,266
Well, it's better
than the alternative.
377
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,136
And what's that?
Well...
378
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,238
That girl that you're with...
379
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,639
Uh-huh.
380
00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:40,342
...you'll knock her up,
or someone like her.
381
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,044
And she'll say it
happened accidentally.
382
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:45,113
But you'll always wonder if it
happened accidentally on purpose.
383
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,051
You'll get a job at Best Buy.
384
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,419
And with luck,
385
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:53,322
you'll make assistant manager
by the time you're 30.
386
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:55,557
Unless, of course, the
anger that you've suppressed
387
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:58,193
finally bubbles over and you
mouth off to the wrong person
388
00:17:58,228 --> 00:17:59,895
and you get your ass fired.
389
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:02,731
And from that point on, you won't
be able to hold a job very long
390
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,066
because you'll know the truth.
391
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,400
And what's that?
392
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:09,838
That you never lived
up to your potential.
393
00:18:09,872 --> 00:18:12,574
And the only way to numb
the pain of underachieving
394
00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:15,410
is with booze and with meth.
395
00:18:15,445 --> 00:18:18,146
The old philosophical-professor...
396
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,049
who's-gonna-set-the-troubled-
teen-on-the-right-track?
397
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:23,285
It's a little trite,
don't you think?
398
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,220
Oh...
399
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:28,390
I mean, how many of us has
that actually worked on?
400
00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,992
Not enough.
401
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,727
There's no shortage of brilliant
kids just like yourself
402
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,595
who are too stupid to
get out of the 'hood.
403
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,298
And how do we usually respond?
404
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,399
You tell me to fuck off.
405
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:41,169
Well, I guess you
saved me the trouble.
406
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,771
Actually, no. Fuck off.
407
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:44,306
Listen, I've got a class.
408
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,074
Why don't you take a
peek inside here
409
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:48,210
before you go?
410
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:49,811
This is the robotics lab.
411
00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:51,647
It is the best in the country.
412
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:56,218
Just, uh, poke around.
Come by anytime.
413
00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,620
Wear a condom, Phillip.
414
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:14,436
Got any 8's?
415
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,439
Go fish.
416
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,643
How about 4's?
Got any 4's?
417
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:24,246
Shit,
418
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,515
it's only been 90 minutes.
419
00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:27,783
You want some more coffee?
420
00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:28,817
Uh-uh.
421
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,952
I'm crawling out of my skin.
422
00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:34,156
Well, I know another
thing that might
423
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:35,390
kill some time.
424
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,458
No.
425
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,060
No. Have mercy on me.
426
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,495
I can't handle anything
up my ass without alcohol.
427
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:45,100
Listen, we'll make it
all be about you, okay?
428
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:47,736
Come on.
429
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,543
Come on, sweetie.
430
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:02,150
Got any Slim Js
in this shit hole?
431
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,493
Yeah, in the back room.
432
00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:20,802
Sure we can't help, Ethel?
433
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,337
Hey, don't kick me
434
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,039
'cause you don't want to clean.
435
00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:26,541
The carpet is fine. I swiffered last week.
I just feel icky about this.
436
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:28,510
I mean, we're supposed to be
taking care of her.
437
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:30,245
Not taking advantage of her.
438
00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:32,714
You said it makes her happy when she cleans.
She's not our slave, V.
439
00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:34,015
Do you see her picking cotton?
440
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,484
All finished.
441
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:37,619
Can I help you with
your chores now, Veronica?
442
00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:40,689
At my house, all
the wives split the chores.
443
00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,493
All the wives?
444
00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:45,994
You're one of five wives?
445
00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,562
Married to a dude named Clyde?
446
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:49,030
Who's 65 years old?
447
00:20:49,065 --> 00:20:50,365
And how old are you?
448
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,767
13.
449
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:54,302
Oh, my...
450
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,271
I'm gonna bust your ass.
451
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,343
What's the total right now?
452
00:21:01,377 --> 00:21:03,612
Um, $7.56.
453
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:05,747
Okay.
454
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:06,782
Okay keep going,
455
00:21:06,816 --> 00:21:08,083
or okay you want to pay?
456
00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:11,119
Keep going.
457
00:21:12,922 --> 00:21:15,290
Excuse me.
Where's the bathroom?
458
00:21:15,324 --> 00:21:18,427
Uh, door to the left of the butcher.
Thanks.
459
00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:19,394
Okay, baby, we're going.
460
00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:22,397
Okay, your total
is $18.72.
461
00:21:22,432 --> 00:21:25,434
Don't worry, honey, Mama's gonna
change your diaper now.
462
00:21:25,468 --> 00:21:27,602
How much without the diapers?
463
00:21:28,938 --> 00:21:32,374
Hang in there, Liam.
464
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:35,076
Oh, damn, did
I forget your diapers?
465
00:21:35,111 --> 00:21:36,978
I do that all the time.
466
00:21:38,347 --> 00:21:40,282
There you go.
Thanks.
467
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,388
We got it.
468
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:52,027
So...
469
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,429
Guess this was like
a booty call, huh?
470
00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:55,964
Whatever.
See ya.
471
00:21:55,998 --> 00:21:57,999
♪
♪
472
00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:07,275
Maybe you're not
attracted to me anymore.
473
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:08,510
Give-Give it a minute.
474
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:11,413
My hand. I'm cramping up.
475
00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:13,014
Use your mouth.
Okay.
476
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:21,389
He doesn't even know I'm here.
477
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,763
Sheils?
478
00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:31,132
You're not putting an IV in it.
479
00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:38,340
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
480
00:22:39,976 --> 00:22:41,443
It looks like a gummy worm.
481
00:22:41,477 --> 00:22:44,045
I'm going for a jog.
482
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,115
Well, that's a nice idea, too.
483
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:50,752
Doing great, Frank.
Doing great.
484
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,554
Everything's fine.
You're gonna make it.
485
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,957
Oh! Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
486
00:22:55,992 --> 00:23:00,662
It's been, uh, oh, 37 years
since my last confession.
487
00:23:00,696 --> 00:23:06,134
♪ America, America,
God shed his grace on thee. ♪
488
00:23:06,168 --> 00:23:10,138
Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury,
489
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:13,341
Jupiter... Martians...
490
00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:14,976
Pluto, Pluto... Pluto?
491
00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:17,779
It's not even
a goddamn planet anymore!
492
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,813
It got demoted...
493
00:23:18,848 --> 00:23:20,382
just like St. Christopher.
494
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:23,718
Oh, God!
495
00:23:23,753 --> 00:23:25,554
Daddy?
496
00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:27,489
Debbie, what are you doing here?
497
00:23:27,523 --> 00:23:30,025
This is where
I play after school.
498
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,229
It is?
499
00:23:34,263 --> 00:23:35,363
You okay, Daddy?
500
00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,332
Gave up the booze.
Not feeling too good.
501
00:23:37,366 --> 00:23:39,501
Want some Hawaiian Punch?
502
00:23:44,707 --> 00:23:46,374
Mmm... Mmm!
503
00:23:46,409 --> 00:23:48,143
So good.
504
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,744
Why's it so good?
505
00:23:49,779 --> 00:23:52,080
It's all sugar.
506
00:23:53,382 --> 00:23:55,984
Can we get more of this?
507
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,019
Mmm...
508
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,495
This is nice, isn't it, Deb,
509
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,097
the two of just hanging out,
510
00:24:09,131 --> 00:24:11,433
getting to know each other?
Yeah.
511
00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:14,202
Why don't we do this more often?
512
00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:15,837
We should do this more often.
513
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,772
Want to snort the next batch?
514
00:24:17,807 --> 00:24:18,840
No.
515
00:24:22,812 --> 00:24:25,213
What are we doing here?
516
00:24:25,247 --> 00:24:27,215
Seriously?
From, uh, my vantage point,
517
00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:29,584
it looks like we're on
the verge of fucking.
518
00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,386
No, I mean, you and me.
What are we?
519
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,288
What we've always been; friends.
520
00:24:33,322 --> 00:24:34,856
Just friends?
521
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,892
Yeah, you know...
522
00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:39,894
friends who like to do this.
523
00:24:39,929 --> 00:24:40,929
Right?
524
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,497
Right. I knew that.
525
00:24:43,532 --> 00:24:45,533
I was just checking.
526
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:46,968
Oh, fuck.
527
00:24:48,337 --> 00:24:50,338
You have a bedroom, Lip.
528
00:24:50,373 --> 00:24:52,040
Yeah, says the girl
who had sex on
529
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,108
the stairs last night.
530
00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:54,075
Hallway.
531
00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:55,443
I stand corrected.
532
00:24:55,478 --> 00:24:58,313
Kev and V are on their way over
with meat sauce.
533
00:24:58,347 --> 00:24:59,881
Is that a euphemism?
534
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,049
I bought pasta.
535
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,951
They're bringing
their foster kid over
536
00:25:02,985 --> 00:25:04,085
to play with Debs.
537
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,620
Paintball rocks!
538
00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:08,657
I had the best day of my life.
539
00:25:08,691 --> 00:25:09,824
Did you wear a face guard?
540
00:25:09,859 --> 00:25:11,326
Nope.
541
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,330
Hey, hey! I want you guys
to meet our new daughter.
542
00:25:15,364 --> 00:25:16,931
Foster daughter.
543
00:25:16,966 --> 00:25:18,199
Why you got to do that?
544
00:25:18,234 --> 00:25:20,035
Let me help you with that.
545
00:25:20,069 --> 00:25:21,736
You weren't kidding about her.
546
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:22,804
I know.
547
00:25:22,838 --> 00:25:24,806
Hi, I'm Karen.
Nice to meet you.
548
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,509
Oh, right, 'cause it's
18th-century England.
549
00:25:27,543 --> 00:25:29,544
Frankie's home!
550
00:25:33,182 --> 00:25:34,916
Oh, my God, I am so wired.
551
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,951
Debs, what's going on?
552
00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:39,120
We got high on sugar,
because Daddy quit drinking.
553
00:25:39,155 --> 00:25:40,288
Whose daddy?
554
00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:42,691
Me daddy. Me, me, me-me-me-me.
555
00:25:43,826 --> 00:25:44,826
Shit.
556
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:45,994
What?
557
00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:47,362
He's done this once before.
558
00:25:47,396 --> 00:25:49,497
We gotta help Daddy
stay busy and keep
559
00:25:49,532 --> 00:25:52,500
his mind off of drinking,
so he can make $3,000.
560
00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:55,103
Hey, everybody,
come here. Gather round.
561
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,172
I've got something
I want to say.
562
00:25:57,206 --> 00:25:58,273
Um, I know
563
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:01,876
I haven't been the most
exemplary father
564
00:26:01,911 --> 00:26:04,779
for the past three or 15 years.
565
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:07,315
But now I'm gonna need
your help to get through this.
566
00:26:07,349 --> 00:26:09,417
From this point forward,
567
00:26:09,452 --> 00:26:11,653
we're going
to be a family again.
568
00:26:11,687 --> 00:26:13,288
What the hell is that?
569
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,158
Ready, set, go!
570
00:26:32,908 --> 00:26:36,144
Spin, Ethel, two times!
Under the shovel!
571
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:40,148
You only spun... you only
spun her two times!
572
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,316
Here comes Carl!
573
00:26:43,052 --> 00:26:45,320
Under the shovel!
574
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,555
Hey! The piano.
575
00:26:55,631 --> 00:26:56,765
♪
♪
576
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,900
I didn't know Frank
played the piano.
577
00:26:58,934 --> 00:26:59,901
Neither did I.
578
00:26:59,935 --> 00:27:01,069
♪
♪
579
00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:04,472
♪ Just walk away,
walk out the door ♪
580
00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:06,141
♪ Just turn around now ♪
581
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:09,410
♪ 'Cause you're not welcome
anymore ♪
582
00:27:09,445 --> 00:27:12,347
♪ Weren't you the one who tried
to hurt me with good-bye? ♪
583
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,681
♪ Did you think I'd crumble? ♪
584
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,917
♪ Did you think I'd lay down
and die? ♪
585
00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:16,985
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
586
00:27:18,687 --> 00:27:21,489
I can't believe
you guys are buying
587
00:27:21,524 --> 00:27:22,490
into all his bullshit.
588
00:27:22,525 --> 00:27:23,825
Come on. I'll walk
you home, Karen.
589
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,026
What difference does it make?
590
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,327
He'll be drinking again
by tomorrow, anyway.
591
00:27:26,362 --> 00:27:30,565
No, not when money's involved.
592
00:27:30,599 --> 00:27:32,534
Dang, what's wrong with
cranky pants tonight?
593
00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:38,473
"Got caught up with something.
Check in with you tomorrow."
594
00:27:38,507 --> 00:27:39,507
That from Steve?
595
00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:41,176
Yeah. He was
acting weird
596
00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:43,311
this morning
after "Candace" texted him.
597
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:44,579
Said he works with her.
598
00:27:44,613 --> 00:27:47,382
Don't know if I believe him.
599
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,287
Okay, any requests?
600
00:27:52,321 --> 00:27:55,190
"Carry Me Home on the Cross?"
601
00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,396
Thanks for bringing dinner.
602
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:02,463
You supplied the spaghetti.
603
00:28:02,498 --> 00:28:03,464
Yeah, with no sauce.
604
00:28:03,499 --> 00:28:05,133
I'm hanging by a thread.
605
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,635
You're talking to someone
who's renting a kid for money.
606
00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:09,838
I gotta find something
more permanent.
607
00:28:09,872 --> 00:28:11,940
Like what?
608
00:28:11,974 --> 00:28:14,375
Could take a PowerPoint class.
609
00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:16,211
Or Sticks and Skates
may be hiring.
610
00:28:16,245 --> 00:28:17,946
You mean, Dicks and Dates?
611
00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:21,916
Maybe Frank will stay
sober and get the cash.
612
00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,053
Maybe I'll win the lottery.
613
00:28:25,087 --> 00:28:26,621
Hey, you think Steve's lying?
614
00:28:26,655 --> 00:28:28,156
Probably.
615
00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:31,226
If I find out he is,
I'm done with him.
616
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,727
Done with who?
617
00:28:32,761 --> 00:28:33,995
Steve. He's getting text
messages
618
00:28:34,029 --> 00:28:35,129
from some bitch named Candace.
619
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:36,464
Candace?
620
00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:38,399
Uh-oh, that sounds like a woman
you have an affair with.
621
00:28:38,434 --> 00:28:39,868
It does?
It does?
622
00:28:39,902 --> 00:28:42,270
No! Please, that fool doesn't
have enough game to cheat.
623
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,272
Did you ask him if he was?
624
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,874
Yeah. He said he wasn't.
625
00:28:45,908 --> 00:28:48,176
Well, then you have two
choices: believe him or don't.
626
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:50,111
Or you could let
your suspicions grow
627
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,512
until you turn into
628
00:28:51,547 --> 00:28:54,682
the ice queen and act
like he's invisible
629
00:28:54,717 --> 00:28:56,484
until he starts sending
anonymous threatening notes,
630
00:28:56,518 --> 00:28:59,087
and you have
to report his ass to the po-po.
631
00:28:59,121 --> 00:29:01,289
Who was that? Brian?
632
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,458
Brian, Joey, Michael.
633
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,093
You know, Fi, every guy
you've been with,
634
00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:06,294
you cut and run.
635
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,795
Maybe it's time you tried
something new.
636
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,932
Damn, baby, that was good!
637
00:29:10,966 --> 00:29:13,401
Being a dad brings out the best in me.
You're not a dad.
638
00:29:13,435 --> 00:29:15,937
We got a football game
starting out on the street.
639
00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:16,571
Shirts against skins.
640
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:17,772
Sweet.
641
00:29:17,806 --> 00:29:19,908
Uh, you two are skins.
642
00:29:21,911 --> 00:29:24,646
I have no idea what PowerPoint
is, but you're smart.
643
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,815
I know you're gonna
be great at it.
644
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,544
Hello?
645
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,318
Anybody here?
646
00:30:03,352 --> 00:30:05,553
I'm home.
647
00:30:05,587 --> 00:30:07,422
Hey, there he is.
648
00:30:07,456 --> 00:30:08,823
Little brother!
649
00:30:08,857 --> 00:30:10,124
Flight from Detroit okay?
650
00:30:10,159 --> 00:30:12,460
Yeah, yeah, fine.
Yeah?
651
00:30:12,494 --> 00:30:14,095
How's school?
Ah, piece of cake so far.
652
00:30:14,129 --> 00:30:16,197
Well, that's what you get for going
to Michigan instead of Harvard.
653
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,966
Oh! You set me up
for that, huh?
654
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,635
Huh? Huh? You didn't
see that coming.
655
00:30:20,669 --> 00:30:22,804
Sorry to drag you back
to Chicago for all this.
656
00:30:22,838 --> 00:30:24,572
Nah. How's the practice?
Busy.
657
00:30:24,606 --> 00:30:26,607
Thank God for fast food
and stress.
658
00:30:26,642 --> 00:30:29,177
It's like a platinum Amex
for cardiologists.
659
00:30:29,211 --> 00:30:30,912
Hey, you.
Hey.
660
00:30:30,946 --> 00:30:32,480
I missed you.
661
00:30:32,514 --> 00:30:33,715
Mmm. Thanks!
662
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,917
We're all in
the kitchen having tea.
663
00:30:35,951 --> 00:30:38,152
Yeah, I'll be right there.
664
00:30:38,187 --> 00:30:40,221
I'll tell your mother.
665
00:30:45,227 --> 00:30:46,594
I mean, I got three
fucking kids at home,
666
00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:48,529
and you're going
balls-deep in that?
667
00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:51,466
Fucking killing me, Jimmy.
668
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,134
Welcome home.
669
00:30:55,137 --> 00:30:57,939
First pub crawl I did was
when I was 16.
670
00:30:57,973 --> 00:31:00,842
Hit 22 pubs before I hurled.
671
00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:02,477
Got right back on the horse.
672
00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:03,911
Hit ten more. Hurled again.
673
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:06,381
That's how I got the nickname
"Boot and Rally."
674
00:31:06,415 --> 00:31:07,615
Cool!
675
00:31:07,649 --> 00:31:09,250
Anyone seen the laptop?
676
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,386
What's going on in here?
677
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:13,254
Daddy made us
Mickey Mouse pancakes.
678
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,455
Are you serious?
Mm-hmm.
679
00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:15,623
What'd I tell you?
680
00:31:15,657 --> 00:31:17,792
Still not drinking
till he gets his money.
681
00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:19,127
If I ever drink again.
682
00:31:19,161 --> 00:31:20,228
Right.
683
00:31:20,262 --> 00:31:21,596
Java's my vice now.
684
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,531
Yeah, well, drunk or sober,
you're still an asshole.
685
00:31:23,565 --> 00:31:24,966
Lip!
686
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,801
It's okay, Deb.
Everybody's got a right to
687
00:31:26,835 --> 00:31:29,771
his opinion. That's what makes
this country of ours so great.
688
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,105
You want orange juice?
Ooh, yeah, yum.
689
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,474
Where'd you get all this stuff
to make breakfast?
690
00:31:33,509 --> 00:31:36,244
Traded some old Hustler
magazines with Rusty the Drunk.
691
00:31:36,278 --> 00:31:37,612
He's working as a dishwasher
692
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,213
at the Denny's over on
West 95th Street.
693
00:31:39,248 --> 00:31:41,916
You want some OJ?
No.
694
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,584
Oh! Found it.
I'm taking this
695
00:31:43,619 --> 00:31:45,086
to the job center
for a few hours.
696
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,287
Yeah, come on, Debs, Carl.
Grab your coats.
697
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:47,588
Told Kev we'd be over there
in five minutes.
698
00:31:47,623 --> 00:31:49,323
Does that weird girl
have to come with us?
699
00:31:49,358 --> 00:31:51,325
Where you going?
Bowling. Lip knows
700
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,261
a kid who can get us in
for free.
701
00:31:53,295 --> 00:31:55,263
Wanna come?
No, Debs, I don't think he can...
702
00:31:55,297 --> 00:31:58,866
Hey, I'd love to come! Just let
me clean this place up first.
703
00:31:58,901 --> 00:32:00,635
Okay? Excuse me? What?
704
00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:01,803
Clear the table.
705
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,378
Hey, the Gallaghers invited us
to go bowling.
706
00:32:10,412 --> 00:32:11,679
What are you doing?
707
00:32:11,713 --> 00:32:13,281
Veronica asked me
to do her chores.
708
00:32:13,315 --> 00:32:16,050
Said she would help me
with mine next week. No.
709
00:32:16,085 --> 00:32:17,051
What?
710
00:32:17,086 --> 00:32:19,253
Put that down.
Put that down. Look,
711
00:32:19,288 --> 00:32:21,689
I know the Bible says you get
closer to God and crap
712
00:32:21,723 --> 00:32:23,224
if you sew
the holes in my socks,
713
00:32:23,258 --> 00:32:25,760
but this is just wrong.
It's Saturday!
714
00:32:25,794 --> 00:32:27,662
And in my house,
the way to get closer
715
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,097
to God on Saturday is to play.
716
00:32:29,131 --> 00:32:30,765
Is that in Ezekiel?
717
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:33,401
Yeah, the updated version.
718
00:32:33,435 --> 00:32:35,103
Now go change out
of that Laura Ingalls dress.
719
00:32:35,137 --> 00:32:36,571
Oh, yes, sir.
720
00:32:36,605 --> 00:32:38,973
And don't call me "sir."
721
00:32:39,007 --> 00:32:42,610
We are gonna have so much fun!
722
00:32:44,246 --> 00:32:45,847
Yeah, it's open!
723
00:32:47,015 --> 00:32:49,217
Hey, Ethel, let's
get a move on, huh?
724
00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:50,818
Holy fuck!
725
00:32:50,853 --> 00:32:52,453
I'm ready for you, sir.
726
00:32:52,488 --> 00:32:54,522
What are you doing?
Clyde usually had me on Tuesdays,
727
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:55,857
but if you want me
on Saturdays...
728
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,125
No, I don't want you
on Saturdays,
729
00:32:57,159 --> 00:32:58,626
I don't want you, ever.
730
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:00,661
- Hey, Kev, we're all ready to...
- Whoa.
731
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,030
Uh...
732
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,432
No, Lip. Lip, wait!
733
00:33:04,466 --> 00:33:05,967
No, you use "me"
734
00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:08,169
because it's the object
of the preposition.
735
00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:10,872
So it's
"with Max and me?"
736
00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,773
Yep.
Sounds weird.
737
00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:14,208
I'm telling you, it's right.
738
00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,778
Douchebags.
739
00:33:17,813 --> 00:33:19,080
Assface.
740
00:33:25,287 --> 00:33:27,522
Gotta go to the bathroom.
741
00:33:27,556 --> 00:33:29,190
Hold the handle down
when you flush.
742
00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:30,625
Okay.
743
00:33:30,659 --> 00:33:32,393
Hey.
744
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,362
You want a pizza bagel?
745
00:33:34,396 --> 00:33:36,998
Sure.
746
00:33:42,871 --> 00:33:46,040
Show of hands:
how many of you know Word?
747
00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:50,244
Okay. Microsoft Excel?
748
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:53,147
All right, let's get started.
Gladys, can you get the lights?
749
00:33:53,182 --> 00:33:56,050
Open up the PowerPoint template,
750
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:58,219
which can be found
in your Microsoft Suite.
751
00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:02,223
In the dialogue box, enter the
title of your presentation.
752
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,759
Take a moment now to use the
toolbar and experiment
753
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,329
with color, font
and size of your text...
754
00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,234
I must warn you,
I have bowled before.
755
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,403
Hey, you want to put
some money on it?
756
00:34:15,437 --> 00:34:17,405
Just for fun.
757
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,581
That's what
I'm talking about, yes!
758
00:34:26,615 --> 00:34:28,416
For you! For you!
I love you! Yeah!
759
00:34:28,450 --> 00:34:30,918
Did you see that? Yeah! Go, Dad!
760
00:34:30,953 --> 00:34:34,522
Ho, I'm hot, ho, ho.
Look out.
761
00:34:34,556 --> 00:34:37,592
Guys, don't... get too
used to this, okay?
762
00:34:37,626 --> 00:34:38,926
What?
763
00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:41,429
Well, Dad's not always
going to be so nice.
764
00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:42,930
Yes, he will.
765
00:34:42,965 --> 00:34:45,433
No. Not when he starts
drinking again, okay?
766
00:34:45,467 --> 00:34:46,968
He'll go back to his old ways
767
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,536
and I don't want
you two getting hurt.
768
00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:50,071
Hurt?
769
00:34:50,105 --> 00:34:51,606
All right, Deb,
here's the spare!
770
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,207
Yeah!
771
00:34:53,242 --> 00:34:55,743
Um, remember that turtle
you had last summer?
772
00:34:55,777 --> 00:34:57,078
Walter?
773
00:34:57,112 --> 00:34:58,713
Yeah, yeah.
Walter.
774
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:01,415
And you guys were really, really
into him for like, two weeks.
775
00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:02,984
And you talked to him,
776
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,219
and you fed him.
777
00:35:05,254 --> 00:35:07,755
And you took him
everywhere with you, right?
778
00:35:07,789 --> 00:35:10,324
But after a while,
779
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:13,894
you know, you guys got busy
with other things.
780
00:35:13,929 --> 00:35:16,163
So... Walter's water
never got changed,
781
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,332
and nobody fed him.
782
00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,801
And like two months later,
783
00:35:20,836 --> 00:35:25,072
Debs, you wanted to show off
Walter to your friend Susie.
784
00:35:25,107 --> 00:35:27,642
And you guys started looking
for him, and when you found him,
785
00:35:27,676 --> 00:35:30,478
he was all dried up and dead.
786
00:35:30,512 --> 00:35:32,480
Now...
787
00:35:32,514 --> 00:35:35,516
see, you guys
are that turtle, okay?
788
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,585
And Dad's you.
789
00:35:37,619 --> 00:35:40,321
You get what I'm saying?
790
00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:44,058
Dad's buying us another turtle?
791
00:35:44,092 --> 00:35:47,094
No.
792
00:35:47,129 --> 00:35:51,198
Uh, no, forget it.
Never mind.
793
00:35:52,834 --> 00:35:55,536
Don't worry, Lip.
I get it.
794
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,971
Daddy's going to
forget all about us
795
00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:58,072
when he starts drinking again.
796
00:35:58,106 --> 00:35:59,640
It's okay.
I don't mind.
797
00:35:59,675 --> 00:36:02,476
I'm going to enjoy this
while it lasts,
798
00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:04,178
if that's okay.
799
00:36:04,212 --> 00:36:07,548
Yeah, sure, Debs.
That's, um...
800
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:10,551
that's a good plan.
801
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,766
Took you long enough.
802
00:36:25,801 --> 00:36:28,536
Yeah. Your dad was
in there forever.
803
00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:35,943
Shove over, faggots.
804
00:36:35,977 --> 00:36:38,946
Watch and learn.
805
00:36:51,593 --> 00:36:56,030
"No worries."
806
00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:10,244
Okay. That's, uh, 36 bucks.
807
00:37:10,278 --> 00:37:11,412
I got it.
808
00:37:18,854 --> 00:37:20,554
Keep the change, darling.
809
00:37:20,589 --> 00:37:22,623
Thanks.
810
00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:25,126
Whoo!
811
00:37:39,641 --> 00:37:42,109
Hey. Sorry
I'm late.
812
00:37:42,144 --> 00:37:43,611
No biggie.
813
00:37:46,948 --> 00:37:47,948
Good news.
814
00:37:47,983 --> 00:37:50,718
Linda's done with
me this month.
815
00:37:50,752 --> 00:37:52,753
Oh, yeah?
816
00:37:54,222 --> 00:37:55,523
Maybe we could, um...
817
00:37:55,557 --> 00:37:59,460
adjust the cameras,
for old time's sake.
818
00:38:09,237 --> 00:38:10,538
"Then I hear it...
819
00:38:10,572 --> 00:38:12,506
"several pairs of feet
breaking into a run.
820
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:13,908
"The firestarter
must've dozed off.
821
00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:15,976
"They're on her before
she can escape, and I know..."
822
00:38:16,011 --> 00:38:18,245
Any chance of you getting a job,
now that you're sober?
823
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,513
Shh!
824
00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,215
We're getting to
the part where Katniss
825
00:38:21,249 --> 00:38:23,551
releases the tracker jackers
that kill Glimmer.
826
00:38:23,585 --> 00:38:25,519
Dinner in the kitchen,
if you want.
827
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,887
"Then there's laughter,
828
00:38:26,922 --> 00:38:28,823
"and congratulations
from several voices.
829
00:38:28,857 --> 00:38:31,058
'Twelve down! Eleven to go!'"
830
00:38:52,647 --> 00:38:54,014
He I'm going out.
831
00:38:57,519 --> 00:38:58,519
What's up?
832
00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:02,056
Hard day.
833
00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:07,995
Why are you so upset with Dad?
834
00:39:08,029 --> 00:39:11,632
Fiona, we, uh... we've been
through this before, remember?
835
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:14,502
Last time Dad was sober?
836
00:39:14,536 --> 00:39:16,871
Yeah? So?
837
00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:21,408
He, uh, he had a bet
with some guy at the bar,
838
00:39:21,443 --> 00:39:23,077
and became the perfect dad.
839
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,346
I mean, it was the
first time he ever came to
840
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:26,747
one of my Little League games.
841
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,483
And uh, I hit a double.
842
00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:33,587
I fucking never
saw him so proud.
843
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:37,825
You knew he was going to go back
to his regular shitty self.
844
00:39:37,859 --> 00:39:41,328
No, that's, uh,
that's the thing.
845
00:39:41,363 --> 00:39:43,697
I didn't know.
846
00:40:16,598 --> 00:40:19,266
Hi.
What are you doing?
847
00:40:19,301 --> 00:40:20,901
Well, I was, uh,
I was going to go back,
848
00:40:20,936 --> 00:40:22,202
check out that lab.
You want to come?
849
00:40:22,237 --> 00:40:25,406
Okay.
850
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,274
Why didn't you just
go to the front door?
851
00:40:27,309 --> 00:40:30,477
This seemed more romantic.
852
00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:32,379
Plus, I didn't know if you were
up there with someone.
853
00:40:32,414 --> 00:40:34,582
Jason snuck out an hour ago.
854
00:40:34,616 --> 00:40:35,816
Jason Pierce?
855
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,718
Maybe.
856
00:40:39,788 --> 00:40:41,722
He just showed me
a Web site to steal music.
857
00:40:41,756 --> 00:40:43,057
I'll be right down.
858
00:40:43,091 --> 00:40:44,725
All right.
859
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:55,002
I'm not even in the mood, V.
860
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,070
What's up?
861
00:40:56,104 --> 00:40:57,404
You know what's up.
862
00:40:57,439 --> 00:40:58,806
Is this about the kid?
863
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,773
Yeah.
864
00:40:59,808 --> 00:41:00,774
What now?
865
00:41:00,809 --> 00:41:02,476
You've made her do your chores.
866
00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:04,411
And then you promised
to do hers next week?
867
00:41:04,446 --> 00:41:05,846
So?
You lied to her.
868
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,481
She's not even going
to be here next week.
869
00:41:07,515 --> 00:41:09,650
What's the big deal?
She's a freak.
870
00:41:09,684 --> 00:41:11,085
V, that girl needs us.
871
00:41:11,119 --> 00:41:13,020
I mean, you heard
that messed-up story of hers.
872
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,688
Not to mention,
she thought I wanted
873
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:16,657
to have sex with her today.
What?
874
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,359
Yeah. Sex.
875
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,227
A 13-year-old girl.
876
00:41:20,261 --> 00:41:22,463
Who knows what crazy family
she's going to get
877
00:41:22,497 --> 00:41:23,998
if we give her back?
878
00:41:24,032 --> 00:41:26,000
Kevin, we're not keeping her.
879
00:41:26,034 --> 00:41:28,502
I think we should, until
she gets a permanent home.
880
00:41:28,536 --> 00:41:31,372
We can help her live
like a normal child.
881
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,007
This is none of our business.
882
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:34,942
We signed on for it.
No. You signed on for it.
883
00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:36,443
I signed on for the money.
884
00:41:39,014 --> 00:41:40,147
Where are you going?
885
00:41:40,181 --> 00:41:42,149
I'm sleeping on the couch.
886
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,856
Mom?
887
00:41:48,890 --> 00:41:50,791
What's wrong?
888
00:41:50,825 --> 00:41:52,526
Frank left.
889
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:53,861
No, he didn't.
890
00:41:53,895 --> 00:41:55,496
He's at the Gallaghers'.
891
00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:57,865
Because he's lost
interest in me.
892
00:41:57,899 --> 00:42:00,334
Lip says he'll
be back to normal
893
00:42:00,368 --> 00:42:02,102
as soon as he
starts drinking again.
894
00:42:05,473 --> 00:42:06,874
Do you think so?
895
00:42:06,908 --> 00:42:08,676
I do.
896
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,362
What the hell is that?
897
00:42:36,071 --> 00:42:37,671
Dad, what the hell
are you doing?
898
00:42:37,706 --> 00:42:39,206
Are you fucking kidding me?!
899
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,075
Remodeling.
Son, grab that copper wire.
900
00:42:41,109 --> 00:42:42,276
It's worth a lot
of money these days.
901
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,344
No! Dad, stop!
902
00:42:44,379 --> 00:42:46,146
Why the fuck
is our couch on the wall?
903
00:42:46,181 --> 00:42:47,481
We need a fresh start.
904
00:42:47,515 --> 00:42:49,950
There's a gas line right there.
Oh.
905
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,652
All right. Fine.
906
00:42:51,686 --> 00:42:53,287
We'll start the demolition
in the bathroom, kids.
907
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,789
Yeah!
908
00:43:02,530 --> 00:43:04,398
Last time, he ripped up
the floorboards, remember?
909
00:43:04,432 --> 00:43:05,532
Shit.
910
00:43:07,368 --> 00:43:09,670
Said he was gonna put in
Saltillo tiles. Of course,
911
00:43:09,704 --> 00:43:11,004
he never did.
912
00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:12,172
Yeah, and I had to date
913
00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:13,607
that flooring guy for a month
914
00:43:13,641 --> 00:43:15,342
to get him to finish the work.
915
00:43:15,376 --> 00:43:17,211
What are we gonna do?
916
00:43:17,245 --> 00:43:19,680
We have to kill the turtle.
917
00:43:19,714 --> 00:43:21,882
Daddy and Carl
are up in the attic
918
00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:23,617
getting ready
to cut a hole in the roof
919
00:43:23,651 --> 00:43:25,419
for a skylight.
920
00:43:25,453 --> 00:43:26,787
It's time to kill the turtle.
921
00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,388
Now, Debs, you know
922
00:43:28,423 --> 00:43:31,058
that you guys were the
turtle in my story, right?
923
00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:33,026
Oh.
924
00:43:33,061 --> 00:43:34,461
Right.
925
00:43:34,496 --> 00:43:35,996
That's okay. I get what
you're saying, though.
926
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,965
Thanks.
927
00:43:37,999 --> 00:43:39,566
You sure about this?
928
00:43:39,601 --> 00:43:42,603
It'll hurt less now
than if we wait two more weeks.
929
00:43:42,637 --> 00:43:43,837
Okay.
930
00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:45,405
What's up with the turtle?
931
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,908
You wouldn't understand.
932
00:43:55,283 --> 00:43:57,184
Daddy, help!
I think I see a mouse!
933
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,352
A mouse?
934
00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,854
Hold on.
I'll be right down.
935
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,791
Where is the little...
936
00:44:09,964 --> 00:44:12,566
I thought the
Taser didn't work.
937
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,967
Yeah. I just told Carl that.
938
00:44:14,002 --> 00:44:16,236
I took the batteries out.
939
00:44:17,272 --> 00:44:19,072
All right.
Open his mouth.
940
00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:25,813
No. No! No. No.
941
00:44:43,865 --> 00:44:45,966
What happened?
942
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,202
It's better this way, Carl.
943
00:44:55,543 --> 00:44:56,777
You seen Kev?
944
00:44:56,811 --> 00:44:58,212
He went to play basketball.
945
00:44:58,246 --> 00:45:00,247
Oh.
946
00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:04,284
How about some breakfast?
947
00:45:04,319 --> 00:45:06,553
I make a mean French toast.
948
00:45:06,588 --> 00:45:08,121
Come on.
949
00:45:08,156 --> 00:45:10,157
Put the Brillo down.
950
00:45:11,192 --> 00:45:13,660
Sit.
951
00:45:13,695 --> 00:45:16,230
When I was a kid, my mother
would make me and my brother
952
00:45:16,264 --> 00:45:17,631
anything we wanted for
dinner on our birthday.
953
00:45:17,665 --> 00:45:19,800
I always asked
for French toast.
954
00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:21,235
Hey.
955
00:45:21,269 --> 00:45:22,970
Hey.
956
00:45:24,205 --> 00:45:26,240
We're having French toast.
957
00:45:28,409 --> 00:45:29,977
Cool.
958
00:45:31,512 --> 00:45:32,579
I'm gonna go take
a quick shower.
959
00:45:32,614 --> 00:45:33,680
I'll be right back.
960
00:45:33,715 --> 00:45:34,815
Could I ask a favor, please?
961
00:45:34,849 --> 00:45:35,983
Sure, sweetie.
962
00:45:36,017 --> 00:45:38,485
If I'm going to be
staying here for a while,
963
00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:41,154
would it be all right if
my son Jonah came to visit?
964
00:45:44,192 --> 00:45:45,425
It is absolutely critical
965
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:47,794
that as we move
to get recovery back on track,
966
00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:49,997
that we commit
to the American people
967
00:45:50,031 --> 00:45:52,165
that we're willing to get
on a path to sustainability...
968
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,335
Just bracelet.
No bone.
969
00:45:55,370 --> 00:45:58,038
Now, again, we propose
to do that beginning...
970
00:45:58,072 --> 00:46:01,375
I'm so sorry I've been MIA.
I just had to...
971
00:46:01,409 --> 00:46:04,444
I didn't even notice.
Come on.
972
00:46:04,479 --> 00:46:07,047
Tim Geithner's telling us
how everything's okay.
973
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,584
Frank.
974
00:46:10,618 --> 00:46:11,952
Fuck off.
975
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,126
And you're absolutely right.
976
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,496
We need to look very carefully
at the impact of the overall
977
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,064
tax burden
on the American economy,
978
00:46:24,098 --> 00:46:27,000
and the effect that has
on incentives
979
00:46:27,035 --> 00:46:28,936
for investment
and savings and growth.
980
00:46:28,970 --> 00:46:30,270
And that basic approach
underpins
981
00:46:30,305 --> 00:46:32,773
the proposals we've made...
982
00:46:53,061 --> 00:47:03,408
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
983
00:47:22,824 --> 00:47:24,658
Are you drunk?
984
00:47:24,692 --> 00:47:26,426
That I am.
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