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Previously on "All Stars"...

Jasmine, you are and will always be an All Star.

Yes! You have not seen the last of me yet.

[laughs]

Farrah Moan, sashay away.

Bye, guys. I really didn't think

that Valentina was going to send me home.

My dear Gia.

I would have liked to continue.

I know that I have something to offer this world.

I am an All Star.

Latrice Royale, sashay away.

Everything happens for a reason.

There's something bigger and better waiting for me.

Always large and in charge, bold and beautiful,

and this is not the end of me, darling.

Manila Luzon, you're a winner, baby.

Monét X Change, you're also a winner, baby.

Are we sending two girls home?

For tonight, "All Star" rules are suspended.

No one is going home.

"Get ready to lip sync for your life."

Boo!

- Aah! - Aah!

Look behind you.

I have died and gone to hell.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

[cheers and laughter]

Yay!

You look like a sexy-ass ho.

[laughs]

- Oh, I miss you. - Yes!

Goop.

The slime has just hit us, America.

We've got all these girls back.

Great.

There's a twist in the game.

We've arisen from the dead.

RuPaul actually told us we are going to have a chance

at coming back into the competition.

- Oh, really? - Stunning.

Yay.

The message on the mirror

says "Get ready to lip sync for your life, life, life, life."

What does this message mean? We don't know.

Miss Monique don't look like she missed any none of us.

She said, "I could have done without those dead whores."

No one knows what to think.

Not all is revealed yet.

I'm clutching my pearls, bitch. [gasps]

- This is not okay. - What's not okay?

There's 10 people back in the competition.

No, ma'am.

So if you are not shaking in your boots right now--

Oh, I'm shaking.

You better.

Like we're all the way back at the beginning.

These bitches have gotta go.

Miss Jasmine Masters, Miss Juj.

What's the gig? Hey, juj.

Do you feel any type of way about going home?

Oh, no, not at all.

What would you do differently?

- Nothing. - Nothing?

- No. - Not even like kind of try

to prepare a standup comedy routine

and know a little bit more?

Probably just like you a little bit more.

Like a little bit more. Okay.

The girls aren't happy, but, oh, well.

I am back in the house, bitch.

[laughs]

Nobody knows what's going to happen

with this message Ru has put on the mirror,

and I'm not budging until I'm crowned up.

[laughs]

Bitch, pause with a quick, you look incredible.

- Oh, thank you. - You really do.

How do you feel?

I mean, I definitely feel

like it was really devastating

for me to go home when I did.

I invested everything that I had into this competition,

so to not get to show what I'm capable of,

that is just so heartbreaking to me.

But, you know, I'd love to congratulate Valentina,

because she got to have, you know, her win dressed as Selena,

her Ariana Grande redemption,

and she got to send Farrah Moan home, so that was like...

- Oh, no. - ...her orgasm of an episode,

and I'm glad she gets to have that.

Bitch, you are bitter.

Bitter is a really strong word.

With everything that me and Valentina have been through

over the last few years,

I just was so hoping that there was going to be something in her

that was going to have my back.

I just wish it could have been anyone else.

What was the challenge?

It was a roast of Lady Bunny.

We were all in the bottom.

- Except me and Manila. - Really?

Who won the lip sync?

Double win?

- Both of us. - Oh.

What was both of your decisions?

Ooh, girl.

Gather around, ladies.

I made my decision

based on sitting there watching the girls perform.

And I love this bitch, and she's everything, she's sickening,

but today she just wasn't her strongest.

So I had chose to send home Valentina.

Boom. Bitch number one says Valentina.

And it's nothing personal, you know.

Valentina had been in the bottom before,

Monique had been in the bottom before,

but Monique did a better job in the roast.

Manila, who did you choose?

This was a really hard decision for me,

because I did not want to have to vote any of you guys off.

And I'm sad because I love this person so much.

But I also voted for Valentina.

Boom. Bitch number two says Valentina.

You think this is cute,

this story of let's just get rid of the bitch?

Well, you know what, bitches?

I still got another motherfucking week.

What kind of jokes did you give, Valentina?

Oh, girl, I was hilarious.

I was feeling my every fantasy on that stage.

And the bitches were laughing,

and they were like, "You weren't funny,"

but I'm like, bitch, "You were laughing."

We must not have been at the same roast.

So somebody lying.

Hello. [laughs]

Lady Bunny is such a whore.

Her sphincter ripped,

and she's been using her denture-less gums ever since.

It just wasn't very funny.

But I'm not going off of the critiques,

I'm going off of what I felt.

[all laugh]

I don't believe--

No, I don't believe anything the judges were saying,

because I was good, girl.

Let me tell you something.

When it comes to me and living in my world

and this little coconut head that I've got,

it's a lot of fantasies.

And when I feel the fantasy, it is my reality,

and nobody can change that.

Saved by the bell.

Saved by RuPaul.

I wish the "nobody went home" thing applied to my episode.

[laughs]

Um, let me just get this out of the way.

I'm not even like upset with the fact that you sent me home.

What bothered me was that I can handle the truth,

and I felt like

when you were giving your reasoning for sending me home,

that it was disingenuous

and that it wasn't the real, whole truth.

- It was. - I just didn't get that.

The person I chose, they are sickening,

they really do give you the ooh-ah-ah sensation.

I knew that this was your friend,

and at all costs, you were going to save your friend.

- Lies. - Baby.

- Lies. - Baby.

Lies. Disingenuous?

So you're making assumptions.

I didn't keep Monique because she was my Season 10 sister.

I kept the bitch because she had a better report card than you.

Fact.

She had a win under her belt, where you didn't have one.

And, Latrice, I will say honestly,

had I not have been in the top and had I not been doing well,

I honest to God think

that Monique would have sent me home over you.

I really do believe that.

I legitimately sent you home

for the simple fact that this was your third time here--

Baby, we don't talk about "All Stars" 1

because that was a shoddy situation.

So it doesn't even count in our book.

This is legitimately my second chance.

You know what I'm saying?

- Oh. - Just so you know.

Latrice doesn't count "All Stars" 1.

I feel that same spirit of delusion that is on Valentina

is now jumping over to her.

That's why you've got to be careful who you around, America,

because that spirit of delusion, it just--

y'all might have to bind and rebuke it.

I was just trying to play fair.

There was nothing shady under my belt.

Like I said, I don't have any hard feelings,

and I'm definitely not mad.

Because guess what?

- You're back. - There you go.

- Stunning. - And I'm about to be seen.

I'm gonna be falling out,

jumping up and doing jumping jacks,

high kicks, whatever the fuck I need to do

to make sure that I'm here to the end.

Let the games begin.

Hallelujah.

[all laugh]

Am I going back to my old apartment?

Ooh, girl.

It just got fierce up in here.

Now don't get it twisted.

I have no hard feelings towards Monique.

However, you did what you did,

so I'm trying to show you what mama's made of.

Well, they always come back with something to prove.

That's the thing.

Let it be known Latrice motherfucking Royale is back,

and she's here to win this crown.

America, okay? Very that.

Love you. Mean it.

Bitch, I'm back. Yes, bitch.

- I'm back! - Yeah, jam.

[cheers and laughter]

Most people don't know this,

but hidden deep behind the tuck,

there's a big, throbbing heart.

Does it smell different?

Does it smell like drag? [laughs]

And this morning, she's so full...

Prickle.

...of questions.

You seem bothered.

I want to know what's going on in your brain.

[all laugh]

Why are these bitches here?

Why?

Girl, I'm not bothered.

- Okay. - I'm fine.

[imitating Trinity] I'm fine.

The thing is, is Gia,

you're back to do exactly what you do best.

[all laugh]

I just know--

You are back to do just what you do best.

I am not bothered.

I'm here, I'm confident,

and I'm ready to send you packing.

So you keep on stirring, girl.

Ugh, Miss Gia Gunn.

She showed me what kind of person she is.

And now that I actually have a chance

to return back to the competition,

I'm just going to keep a comfortable distance.

The rules are about to change.

- They are suspended. - What does that mean?

That means that the way we was doing it,

we were fucking it up, and they ain't having it.

- Was it? - Clearly.

- [all laugh] - That's you.

[all laugh]

I'm just waiting for the gag.

I'm ready to see what we are doing.

- Very that. - Yeah, yeah.

[alarm] Ooh.

- We about to find out. - Ooh, girl.

She done already done had herses.

My queens, join me in a relaxing meditation.

[inhales] Take a deep breath.

Mm.

Now, look at the queen to your right.

And now, the queen to your left.

Because after this week,

ooh, child,

everything is gonna change forever.

What?

I feel better already.

How about you?

But why?

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

Love your hat.

Ladies, as I told you last week,

"All Star" rules have been suspended temporarily.

[drum roll]

Now, everyone loves a comeback,

so today, for the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

we're having a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

- All right. - What does that mean?

In reverse elimination order,

starting with Latrice, then Gia,

then Farrah, and then Jasmine,

each of you gets to choose which current All Star

you think you can take down

in a lip sync for your life to one of my hit songs.

What privilege.

#AllStars4.

I am so gagged.

Now, if the eliminated queen wins,

she reenters the competition

and sends the current All Star home.

Shaking in the boots.

Girl, gag.

Oh, and there's one more thing.

Manila Luzon, Monét X Change.

What? What?

Because you were the top two queens last week,

you have immunity this week.

- Yes! - Thank you, girl!

Hallelujah.

Monét. [laughs]

Bitch, the right week.

And tonight on the runway,

category is LalapaRuza Eleganza.

Oh.

Well, I'm sure you all have a lot to talk about.

- Oh, we sure do. - This is--

Can you shut up? You're safe.

I'll see you on the main stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

[laughs]

Girl.

Thank you, Ru.

- Oh, my God. - What?

[all talking at once]

Bitch.

- Yeah. - That was all bullshit.

My stomach is in my ass.

Whew. Thank you, Lord, girl.

I have immunity. I am safe.

But it is a gag.

The eliminated girls

can choose any of the remaining girls

to lip sync against

to try to take their spot in the competition.

Girl, we can walk back in this workroom tomorrow

and there could be like four completely new faces

with me and Manila up in here, girl. Shook.

I feel on edge and I'm not even lip syncing,

so I can't even imagine how the fuck y'all feel.

What if, in some crazy world,

like all the eliminated queens send all the bottom queens home?

Well, that ain't gonna happen.

[all laugh]

Trinity!

Lip syncing is what I do, bitch.

- Trinity! - I'm here to stay.

Everybody's panties are in a twist, honey.

I can feel the tension.

But if you think about it for a second,

bitch, this challenge, it makes sense.

This is what we do.

I'm talking about Drag Queen 101 right here, honey,

and if you can't slay a lip sync,

you don't deserve to be here.

I did want to talk with you, just because out of like respect

and out of like just hope that we're still cool.

Yeah.

Because of me and my decision,

you're no longer one of the current queens here.

I think it'd be really awkward for Farrah to be back,

and to just like ignore the elephant in the room

that I sent her ass home.

And just, "Hi, how are you?

You're back. Are you happy?"

Like, I don't want to be that girl.

How are we? Where are we?

Do we touch base on this later?

Do you feel everything's too new, too raw, or--

I want to know 100% did you really feel like--

you watched the performance-- did you really feel like

based on the runway and based on the performance,

that I was the complete worst of the entire episode?

- Yeah. - Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

I have been told for a lot of my career

that I don't have any talent.

So when Valentina tells me

that she genuinely felt like I was the worst,

someone who I thought really, truly believed in me,

my heart just...shattered.

Even if you do have hurt feelings towards me,

I respect that, and trust me, I understand.

And you have the opportunity to get rid of me if you want.

Do what you gotta do.

I'm not the kind of person that holds grudges,

but right now, it's just such a fresh wound

that part of me thinks it would feel really good

to lip sync against Valentina and send her ass home.

I'm just gonna let you get ready

and/or allow you to just process and feel your feelings.

I think Latrice is going to pick me.

You think so?

- For sure. - Why do you think so?

Because she came back real spicy.

She did.

I sent Latrice home for valid reasons.

Sister Latrice felt like it was disingenuine,

so basically questioning my character and integrity.

And she had things to say about you eliminating her

that were so outlandish, in my opinion.

That was--right. It doesn't make any sense.

The reality is you've had three seasons, sitch.

You have tons of fans.

You've been traveling the world.

But you still giving the same pageant drag

that you was giving on Season 4,

and that's why you got chopped.

I feel it, but if so, I'm ready.

Let's go.

But you know what?

If I could choose, I would choose Latrice.

That's the one I would want, 'cause I'm annoyed.

Like, if she's feeling some type of way, boop, let's go.

Honey, I'm from New York. I live in KC.

But I'm about them streets,

and I'm about that life, so it's good.

All I know is this.

I'm not scared of none of y'all. You understand me?

I mean, I get you, but I'm also not scared.

- And you shouldn't be. - Because I'm a performer.

That's what I do.

That's the point. That's what you do.

And I got some tricks up my sleeve.

- You got tricks up your butt. - [all laugh]

Today's maxi challenge is a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

The four queens that were eliminated

are about to lip sync

against four queens that are still in the competition

to try to take our spots in the game.

You don't think they're nervous.

I think they're shaking in their boots.

- All of them. - I think everyone is.

I'm not--I'm not--I really am not--honestly, I'm not.

No, I'll be honest.

I think you are a little nervous.

- No, she's not. - I'm not.

You keep saying that, girl.

That's not going to be my narrative,

because that's not how I feel, Gia.

Okay, but that doesn't take away from the fact

that I still think that you're nervous.

Well, then you can think that, but that don't make it reality.

Now, Trinity is not saying it,

but I see Trinity the most nervous.

And I'm thinking maybe I want to go for her,

because even though Trinity is a fierce performer,

right now she is shaky.

I'm not gonna get nervous.

I'm not going to be in my head about it.

I'm gonna do what I know how to do,

which is what I do the best, is perform.

At this point in the competition,

I am one of the frontrunners.

So, girl, you trying to get in my head ain't gonna work.

You ain't gonna shake me, boo.

Poof, be gone.

The one thing I know how to do is do this assignment.

Is perform, yep.

Yes. And I know that you will complete this assignment.

Bitch, with flying colors.

The fact that I almost lost this opportunity again

has lit the fire profusely on this ass.

Do you have an idea of who you're going to choose?

I do have an idea, but--

[all laugh]

Oh, I think I have an idea, too.

Because I was the last queen eliminated,

I get first pick.

That's power.

I get to make the conscious decision

whether I'm going to finish my unfinished business

or wreck some other queen.

There is a certain part of my ego

that is a little crushed.

Yeah.

Because I feel like, oh, bitch, no, ma'am.

No, oh, no, ma'am.

What do you mean

about like about how you were like eliminated?

No, just the--

The circumstances of who had the power to eliminate me.

And that's just being real.

I ain't even gonna lie, because bitches here

are still trying to get at my level in life.

- Get on my level, ho. - In their careers.

So it's like, you know what I mean?

I'm just being serious and being real about it.

By sending me home, Monique might have won the battle,

but I'm gonna win the war.

And if you didn't want this,

you shouldn't have tussled with it.

Believe that.

I'm gonna let y'all finish this conversation.

- Because I-- - Oh, you getting too nervous?

- No. No, girl. - [all laugh]

No, girl.

We're all saying that we're not shaking in our boots,

but I feel to believe otherwise.

- Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. - Are you?

Because anything's possible, you know?

Right now I'm feeling very nervous.

I have a lot on the line,

and I know what these queens are capable of.

But you've gotta be fucked up if you think

I'm going to let some girl who got sent home take my spot.

Oh, hell no.

You may be nervous, but you hold it together, you know.

Thank you.

And I think you have this level of confidence in you

that I really, like, wish that sometimes I had.

Being a woman that does drag,

like, sometimes I feel like

I'm not as confident as I should be, you know.

Especially in this setting, when you're asked to do things

that you're not the most comfortable with doing.

Girl, all the comedy challenges

have been up my ass.

Yeah. That's tough.

It is tough.

The pressure here in this competition

kind of brought me to a confusing place.

I don't feel good about being looked at

like a man dressed up as a woman.

I just want to be me.

On my little break of being eliminated,

I realized that just because I put on a wig and a costume

doesn't make me any less of a woman, you know.

Even though I sometimes had trouble with being in drag,

I love drag, and me coming back here,

I'm trying to prove to myself that trans or not,

I can always be a drag performer.

You're very brave for coming into this competition

and just owning it.

You know what?

This is a competition about drag,

and I'm a fierce drag queen.

How you doing, sis?

- I'm good. - Juj.

- How you doing there? - Juj.

You ready to like send a bitch home?

I'm gonna try to, girl.

Ain't no trying, bitch.

Trying to get these words in order.

- Okay. Let the word use ya. - Mm-hmm.

Well, you just gotta be ready, bitch, because like--

I am.

This is like anybody's game for real.

Uh-huh.

Have you thought about who you're going--

Oh, no, you don't get to pick.

Bitch, you just gotta just wait.

I get the scraps.

You get the scrap of whoever left.

I'm just ready.

Because when you stay ready,

you don't gotta get ready, bitch.

Since I was the first one out the door,

I'm going to be the last one to pick a girl.

But lip syncing is a very big strength of mine.

It's my livelihood, it's what I do,

and I've been in drag longer than all of them.

So expect the unexpectable. [laughs]

But it is, no shade, it will be good

to, you know, send a bitch home that sent you home first.

- Bitch. - Don't get it twisted.

- Oh, Trinity. - Uh-huh.

Oh, you always want to tap the ass that got you down.

[both laugh]

The one thing we know about you, bitch, you're old school.

Oh, yeah.

And you're old.

- Oh! - [laughs]

Shady bitch.

You older than I.

- Well... - You are that.

- I am that. - [both laugh]

Farrah, how are you feeling?

I'm feeling good.

You know, like, it was really hard going home,

like, 'cause I just wanted this so bad

and I really felt like I had a chance,

and I put so much into it.

And I couldn't help but feel like such a failure.

Yeah, you have to remember, this is a competition.

This doesn't define you as a person or as an entertainer.

You know what I mean?

You're really young.

Like this is just a blip in your career.

How long have you done drag?

It's almost been seven years.

Okay. Well, I've been doing drag for double that.

- Yeah. - So you know what I'm saying?

- It's just a blip. - Yeah.

So in another seven years--

- Who knows what could happen? - Yeah.

Farrah reminds me so much of me when I first started drag.

She is a hard worker and she's passionate,

but that bitch ain't got a lick of confidence.

She's got to get out of her own head

and out of her own way.

You need to believe in yourself.

You know, you should just feel proud of what you did show

and what you did bring, because you are talented, bitch.

Yeah.

And having a weak moment

doesn't make you less of an All Star.

- You know? - Yeah.

You know, it really is just your inner saboteur

- that'll get you. - Yeah.

Trinity really just spilled the hot T on me

right this second.

It's not about anyone else believing in me at all.

It's about me believing in myself.

You know, at the end of the day,

like, yeah, I went home pretty soon,

but I get to have a second chance

at maybe, you know, coming back.

Focus on getting ready and slay this lip sync,

because, girl, this is not over.

Yeah.

We really lucked out.

Whew, girl.

The gaggerini.

Like someone could just come

and take your spot in the competition.

Like the little evil person in me

was like, oh, let's just, like, watch this.

Monét and I are sitting back here with immunity,

watching these bitches sweat.

I am living for this.

Pass me the popcorn.

Is there like a hotdog I could eat?

Yeah, this is going to be a moment, bitch.

I wonder who they're going to pick.

I know.

That's going to be the gag.

Okay, should we just speculate

since we have nothing else to do?

- Yeah. - Okay, so Latrice--

So let's say Latrice picks Monique.

- Boom. - Boom.

Gia picks...Valentina? Trinity?

You know, here's the deal, though.

Like these girls can pick anyone they want.

I would go for someone who I knew I could beat.

But at this point, everyone is showing how strong they are.

Yeah.

I'm just so relieved.

I am, too.

The remaining queens

should be shaking in their house-down boots,

because these eliminated queens

have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

I'm so happy I'm safe.

Oh, my gosh, I can't even tell you.

We have front-row tickets

to the most dramatic challenge in "All Stars" history.

Are you shaving over your foundation, bitch?

Yeah, because I can't really shave like dry shave.

Oh. Did they teach you that in jail, too?

- [all laugh] - Oh, my God.

- Tell me. - She is being so shady.

You know, if I were in your position,

I wouldn't fuck with me. [all laugh]

You don't got your flag for this one, bitch.

I don't need flags, baby.

I don't need flags. Have you seen me?

Okay, 'cause I've seen you.

Oh, shady shit.

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage, are you ready for a LalapaRuza?

Honey, I can't spell it, but I'm so excited.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

I hope you're buckled up,

'cause this could be a bumpy ride.

I've got my strap on.

[laughs]

Low and tight.

Oh, my God, I've been waiting years for this.

[all laugh]

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, have you ever had to lip sync for your life?

I was young. I needed the money.

It wasn't my fault.

Take off your top, Coco.

[laughs]

For the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,

all four of the eliminated queens

can return to the competition

if they can beat one of the current All Stars

in a Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

♪ She's a super queen, super queen ♪

♪ She's a super queen ♪

Category is LalapaRuza Eleganza.

- I thought you knew. - [all laugh]

First up, Jasmine Masters.

Rosebud.

Is that her rosebud or her glitterus?

[RuPaul laughs]

I decided to wear a catsuit.

You know, show a little curve, a little tits and ass.

I just felt good in this, you know what I mean?

I mean, I've been eating salads since I've been here.

Rosie is riveting, honey.

You don't wanna get pricked by that rose.

Oh, maybe you do.

Farrah Moan.

Piñata.

[all laugh]

Nobody can tell me anything

in my gorgeous ribbony sunset dance costume.

It's got movement. It sparkles.

I feel like a million bucks.

Oh, she's taking deliveries in the what?

Bam, bam, bam, bam.

Gia Gunn.

Now we know what happened with Hermione Granger.

Yes. Satan's school for girls.

[all laugh]

I'm ready to slay.

My ponytail is yanked back to my skull.

It's sewn in there.

My reveal is ready,

and I'm ready to give it.

This schoolgirl graduated

cumma sum louda and louda and louda.

Latrice Royale.

Hey, what's the big teal?

We love a queen with fringe benefits.

I'm fully rhinestoned and fringed.

Sexy cutouts swirling across my bosom,

so when I shaka-shaka-shaka,

you're gonna get a carwash effect.

[laughs]

Oh, shake it, don't break it, honey,

'cause it ain't yet paid for.

[all laugh]

Manila Luzon.

Hey, Michelle, what's for dinner?

Reservations.

[all laugh]

I'm serving you spaghetti and meatballs.

Like, literally.

Don't eat my dress or you'll get garlic breath.

Oh, my goodness, look at those meatballs.

Think of the pasta-bilities.

[all laugh]

Monét X Change.

We can see all of her grey garden.

Oh, touch all of this glamour, honey.

Girl, the bitch has immunity tonight,

but I'm not letting that stop me from turning a look, girl.

I want to prove to these judges every time

why I deserve to be here.

She's at the taupe of her game.

Love your hair. Taupe you win.

[all laugh]

Monique Heart.

Yes, you heard it.

That Kansas City barbecue, honey.

You better give us some of that Monique Heart barbecue sauce.

She's spilling that sauce, henny.

I got my little tassels.

A little purple and blue moment.

And I have this giant hair on, America.

Volume for the back row. Cute.

Barbecue? She comes with her own napkins.

[all laugh]

Here comes Naomi Smalls.

Two questions: is it Red Vines or Twizzlers,

and can you Cher?

[all laugh]

This is Naomi Smalls in creepy leather bondage fashion.

The hair touches her ass.

She's wearing her Bratz Doll signature makeup.

Like this is the epitome of Naomi Smalls.

That's what I call strapping.

Up next, Trinity The Tuck.

Cloak and hidden dagger.

Cloak and gag her.

[RuPaul laughs]

I'm wearing this dark, heavy cloak

so you don't see what's underneath it, bitch.

I have tricks up my sleeve, and you ain't seen it yet.

What is it? Show us!

- No reveal is the new reveal. - Mm-hmm.

Valentina.

Ooh, cat suit.

Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.

[Ross laughs]

I'm giving you draggy-drag-drag drag,

giving you the boots,

giving you a little Selena in there.

Dip it low, pick it up slow.

Anything you need I can do in this outfit.

Hey, kitty girl.

Cat-egory is...

♪ She's a super queen ♪

Welcome to the "All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

The time has come

for you to prove to me

that you've got the hunger

to slay your way into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Manila Lasagna-- I mean, Manila Luzon,

Monét X Change.

Last week, you were the top two.

This week, you are both safe.

You may step to the back of the stage.

RuPaul says all the time, "Girl...

safe don't win no crowns."

But I have never been so happy to be safe.

And I'm ready to be entertained.

Earlier tonight, the four eliminated queens

chose which current All Star

they will be lip syncing for their lives against.

The first eliminated queen

to fight her way back into the competition is...

Jasmine Masters.

Jasmine, please reveal which current All Star

you'll be lip syncing against.

I was the last to pick,

and I ended up with the girl that nobody else wanted,

and it worked out perfect.

Trinity.

Trinity The Tuck.

And trust me, I got something for her.

All right.

Will the rest of you ladies

please step to the back of the stage?

[whispers] Good luck, Jazzy.

Thank you, ma'am.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare lip sync performances

of four of my songs.

And for the occasion,

I have chosen to waive the licensing fees.

[all chuckle]

On two of the songs.

[all laugh]

Each of these boxes contains a different track.

Trinity, you get to choose a box.

Do you choose box number one, box number two,

box number three, or box number four?

Choose wisely.

I mean, I love all the boxes,

but I would love to look inside box number three.

Bruno, show us what's in box number three.

"Peanut Butter."

You ready for some "Peanut Butter?"

Yes, ma'am.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay, which means stay,

and one of you to sashay away forever.

Some sage advice for Trinity

is don't be taking naps on Jasmine Masters.

This lip sync better be right.

If not, bye-bye.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from a final elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

This is the biggest night this competition has ever seen,

and I will slay whatever bitch I have to to win.

I ain't going home.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays] Uh-huh. Oh, yes, honey.

Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like--

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪ - ♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Gotta walk right through that door ♪

♪ Like before ♪

♪ High, high heels on a hardwood floor ♪

♪ They all coming back for more ♪

♪ Back--back for more ♪

♪ Get it up, do it right this time ♪

- ♪ Ass so fine ♪ - ♪ RuPaul ♪

♪ Never gonna stop till the beat is mine ♪

♪ Come round if you so inclined ♪

♪ RuPaul, Paul, Paul ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Let me see y'all ♪

♪ Let me-- let me see y'all work ♪

- ♪ Peanut butter ♪ - ♪ Peanut butter ♪

♪ Peanut butter ♪

♪ Here's Big Freedia ♪

♪ The queen diva ♪

♪ Let me see you work ya feet-ah ♪

♪ Hot off the heat-ah ♪

♪ Making your cheese-ah ♪

♪ Your cheese, your cheese, your cheese-ah ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪ - ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪ - ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

- ♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪ - ♪ Jam don't shake ♪

♪ Strawberry jelly taste so good ♪

- ♪ Peanut butter head ♪ - ♪ Kiss my donk ♪

♪ Your mama's in the kitchen ♪

♪ Make you work your trunk ♪

- ♪ Your daddy's in jail ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪

- ♪ Raising hell ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪

♪ And your sister on the corner ♪

♪ Sister on the corner selling ♪

♪ Oh, yes, honey ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah peanut butter ♪

Please let Trinity do her famous butt shake.

Please let Trinity do her famous butt shake.

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

[cheering]

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

Yeah! She did her famous butt shake.

♪ Let me get another track, DJ ♪

♪ Watch me shake ♪

♪ Yeah, all the brothers want to eat this cake ♪

♪ Let me show you how to instigate ♪

Trinity just jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

And there I go, shaking my little padded ass,

and nothing is moving.

♪ P-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ P-p-p-p-nah p-nah ♪

♪ Let me see y'all work ♪

- ♪ Peanut Butter ♪ - ♪ Peanut Butter ♪

♪ Peanut Butter ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Yes, bitch. - Oh, my God.

I wore myself out. Shit.

Wow, that was amazing.

And made me so hungry.

[all laugh]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the "All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

I have worked so hard

and come too far in this competition

to go home at this point.

But is it enough?

Trinity...

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Whoo! Thank God.

I am one step closer to my goal.

You may join the other girls.

I just want to tell you one thing.

It ain't jelly or jam.

[all laugh]

Then what is it?

You know what it is, girl.

You know what it is.

[chuckles]

- Jasmine. - Hey.

Thank you for coming back.

You are and always will be forever and ever an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

- [applause] - Miss Jasmine.

I have no regrets.

I can't get bitter. I can't be upset.

I can't say, "Woe is me."

No, I can't do that, because I am a great drag queen.

And I'm a winner, baby.

Farrah Moan and the bottom three All Stars,

please step forward.

I really want to have

a shining moment in this competition.

I have to put myself first,

instead of worrying about what everyone else thinks of me.

I believe in myself, and I want this.

Let's play the damn game.

Farrah Moan, which queen have you chosen

to lip sync against?

Well, Ru, I chose...

[drum roll]

Valentina.

Cue the telenovela music.

[dramatic music plays]

[gasps] I knew it.

Will the rest of you ladies

please step to the back of the stage?

This is heavy.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

What, only three?

Valentina, do you pick box number one, box number two,

or box number four?

My favorite number, one.

Sean, darling, show us what's in your box.

Ooh, meow.

Hey, kitty girl.

With Farrah and us fixing our relationship

and me sending her home,

like, of course I feel emotional

and vulnerable right now.

But I'm not just going to let somebody

come in and take my spot.

I want to win this crown.

This is not done.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from a final elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

for your...

[echoing] life!

Farrah Moan and Valentina.

Frenemies if I ever heard the word.

This is either Farrah's revenge or Valentina laughing twice.

So we about to see.

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ In the dis-, in the dis- ♪

♪ In the dis-, in the dis- ♪

♪ Help me, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street stepping to the beat ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ Get your twirl ♪

♪ In the disco heat ♪

♪ You're the boogie- body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Gone tomorrow, but you're here for today ♪

♪ Catwalk it ♪

♪ Like the world is your run-run-runway ♪

♪ People say that when the dog is away ♪

♪ Kitty cats are gonna come out and play ♪

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ When you walk the street stepping to the beat... ♪

Valentina is purr-ty good.

Girl, she is fighting to the end,

and I live for her.

♪ You're the boogie- body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ B-boogie- body-rocking queen... ♪

I'm actually rooting for Farrah,

because she's giving me all the Christina Aguilera,

Britney Spears, pop-star, sex kitten realness

that I need from her.

♪ Hey, kitty girl ♪

♪ It's your world ♪

♪ In the disco heat ♪

♪ You're the boogie- body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, k-kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, kitty, kitty girl ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rock, b-b-boogie-body-rock ♪

♪ Boogie-body-rocking queen ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, hey, kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, k-kitty, kitty ♪

♪ Hey, kitty, kitty girl ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Shooby dooby do da day ♪

[laughs]

♪ Shooby dooby do da day ♪

- Work it. - [applause]

Yes, Miss Valentina.

I just completely gave you everything that I've got,

and I hope that I proved how bad I want this.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the "All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Valentina...

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Thank you so much.

Aah!

Hercules, Hercules!

Valentina, you may join the other girls.

Thank you.

- I love you, baby. - [kisses]

[applause]

My beautiful Farrah,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you, Ru.

[kisses]

[applause]

I feel at peace right now.

My performance was pretty fucking fierce.

I'm just going to always continue to believe in myself

and better my craft.

Until next time, love you.

[kiss]

Gia Gunn and the bottom two All Stars.

Please step up to the front of the stage.

I want to come back into the competition,

so I'm looking for the queen that I can beat.

I'm not looking at some queen

that I know is going to jump up into a split

and a death drop in the first five seconds.

Please. I was on Season 6,

eliminated by Laganja.

Not doing that again.

Gia Gunn.

Which queen have you chosen

to lip sync against?

So I chose Naomi Smalls.

Ooh.

Really?

Gia comes from the House of Edwards,

AKA the House of Stunts, Shenanigans, Buffoonery.

So she could have something up her sleeve,

but, bitch, you better bring it.

Monique Heart, will you please step to the back of the stage?

The writing's on the wall, bitch.

Latrice chose Monique.

But first, Gia and Naomi are going to battle.

This is gonna be good, bitch.

I'm into it.

♪ Oh, Pit Crew ♪

Oh, what lovely boxes you have.

[laughs]

Naomi, what do you have in mind?

Box number two or box number four?

Think about it good, sis. Think about it good.

I'm going to go with redhead, box number four.

Bryce, I've waited a long time to say this.

Show us what you're packin'.

"Adrenaline."

Oh, my goodness.

Baby, one shot, one shot of adrenaline. Here we go.

Bring out your dollars, coins, pesos, euros, or yens,

because, baby, I'm ready.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from a final elimination.

[whispering] The time has come...

[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

for your...

[echoing] life!

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

♪ And to the ones I love ♪

♪ Know that you're the reason why ♪

♪ I dare to live my life ♪

♪ I dare to liberate my mind ♪

♪ You're running through my veins ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Give me one shot, one shot ♪

♪ Of adrenaline ♪

♪ Adrenaline ♪

♪ One shot, one shot... ♪

Naomi is gooping me, honey.

She's ra-ka-ka-ka legs.

She's just going down. It's stunning.

♪ One shot of adrenaline ♪

Yes.

These girls are both wearing human hair bundles.

It is the human hair bundle competition of life.

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ And to the ones I love ♪

♪ Know that you're the reason why ♪

♪ I dare to live my life ♪

♪ I dare to liberate my mind ♪

♪ You're running through my veins ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Make me come alive ♪

♪ Give me one shot, one shot... ♪

Whoo!

♪ Of adrenaline ♪

Wow!

♪ Adrenaline ♪

♪ One shot, one shot ♪

My eyes, girl.

♪ Adrenaline ♪

Cut!

[laughs]

Cut!

Cut!

[laughs]

♪ Can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

Cut!

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

♪ Can I get, can I get it to go? ♪

Whoo!

- [applause] - That was good!

That was fantastic.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Welcome back to the "All Stars" Lip Sync LalapaRuza.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Naomi Smalls...

Shantay you stay.

Thank you so much.

[applause]

Aah! I don't have to go home.

I get to stay in this competition.

Naomi, you may join the other girls.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Love you.

I love you, Chicago.

I want this so bad.

I came here for a crown, and it needs to be mine.

I'll send another bitch packing.

You name it, she's gone.

Gia Gunn, thank you for "turnting" it out.

Honey, you have never let me down.

Thank you for allowing me

to be the very proud woman that I am today.

Thank you.

You are and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

Thank you.

This experience has been lovely for me.

I don't regret anything.

I honestly gave it my all,

and I can leave here knowing that I'm still a fierce queen.

This is who I am.

[applause]

And now, the final faceoff.

Latrice Royale, Monique Heart, please step forward.

The moment you have all been waiting for.

There's a rush of adrenaline overtaking me right now,

knowing that I have the power to get back in this competition.

The decision pretty much made itself.

It is definitely not personal.

It's just personal.

Oh, Pit Crew.

Wilson, show us what's inside your box.

Ooh-hoo!

"Sissy That Walk."

This gonna be good.

Monét and I are like freaking out

because we don't want to see Monique go home.

And I think of all the girls

that came back into the competition,

Latrice is going to be the hardest to beat.

So Monique has to be epic.

Thank you, Pit Crew.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from a final elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

This is our Super Bowl.

This is the gay Super Bowl.

I'm dressed in my battle costume, honey,

and these boots are made for stomping a mudhole

in this bitch's ass, baby.

She ain't felt the ass-kicking she about to get.

Good luck, and do not...

fuck it up.

♪ Pick myself up, turn the world on its head ♪

♪ Don't forget what, don't forget what my mama said ♪

♪ People talking since the beginning of time ♪

♪ Unless they paying your bills ♪

♪ Pay them bitches no mind ♪

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ Least I can say I gave it all ♪

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh!

- Whoo! - [cheers]

♪ Better beware ♪

♪ Ain't no T, ain't no shade ♪

♪ But at the same time, bitches better get out the way ♪

♪ I'm a femme queen ♪

♪ Mother of the House of No Shame ♪

♪ My pussy is on fire ♪

♪ Now kiss the flame ♪

♪ And if I fly or if I fall ♪

♪ I'm on my way, I'm on my way ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh ♪

♪ Now sissy that walk ♪

- Oh! - [laughs]

Oh, Lord!

- Hey! - Stunt queen!

Both of these bitches are slaying this song.

Like I don't know who's going to stay and who's going to go.

[laughter and applause]

- Bravo! - Okay!

[whistles]

Whoo!

Okay.

Work, ladies.

I know I peed all over that damn floor,

but I don't know.

Is it good enough for Ru?

Honey, I left everything all on the runway.

I fought for what was mine and was stripped away.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Latrice Royale, shantay, you stay.

Latrice Royale is back in the game.

Welcome back to the competition.

Thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Gag, bitch.

My heart is just overwhelmed,

and I'm so glad to get back in here

and fight for what's mine.

I'm so honored and pleased. Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

[kiss]

[applause]

Congratulations.

Monique Heart,

you are and will always be an All Star.

Oh, and one more thing.

Shantay, you stay.

[cheers and applause]

Yes! Yes!

[laughter and applause]

I didn't know I could do a death drop, America.

A complete fall-out. Ka-blam.

Why she play with my feelings like this?

She had y'all sitting on the edge of y'all's seats.

I was on the edge of my seat, too.

I can't, I can't. She gooped everyone in the room.

Everyone in the nation.

No, RuPaul, you cute.

I was gonna look for you in the parking lot.

I was like, okay.

[all laugh]

Thank you.

Can I go now?

Hold up, motherfucker. We got a show to do.

[all laugh]

Ladies, tonight you are all winners, baby.

All of you, con-drag-ulations.

[cheers and applause]

And as of this moment,

"All Star" rules have been reinstated,

which means urine tests are in full effect.

[all laugh]

Until next week, remember,

if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen. - All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who, who do you think you ♪

♪ We're all born naked and the rest is drag ♪

Next time on "All Stars"...

You'll create and host

your own legendary club night.

Oh, yes, henny.

Before I was on "RuPaul's Drag Race," hello.

I worked as a graphic designer. - Hello.

You're glam, I'm glam.

They're old, we're young.

We should do like a spacey thing.

What if we had an alien baby?

[laughs]

Okay, so there's gonna be like hexagon shapes.

- I love it. - Yeah.

This is like nine challenges in one.

Valentina looks ridiculous.

[laughs] I'm so done.

Club 96.

We have Saturn, we have Pluto, and we have Her-anus.

Honey.

This stuff drives you crazy.

You haven't been in the bottom two, Manila.

So that means if you're in the bottom,

you're throwing her under the bus.

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]