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Sonny makes me sunny
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He makes the skies watch over me
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Better not be a parakeet in there, jane.
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Huh?
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Obviously you're not up on your gay film history.
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Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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Starring the two greatest bitch-goddesses in the history of the human race:
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Ms. Joan Crawford and Ms. Bette Davis.
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"Ms. Crawford and I ne-e-ever got along."
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I ne-e-ever saw it.
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I suppose there's no point even mentioning Esther Blodgett.
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I know that one.
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It's "A Star is Born", right?
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Well thank god. He really is gay.
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Eat.
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No thanks.
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Tuna salad. Not parakeet.
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I'm not hungry.
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Well, you're going to need your strength.
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Huh, for what?
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The doctor says I might have a permanent limp.
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That should brighten up my act.
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What are you listening to the doctors for?
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After they stuffed my brain back into my head,
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they told me I'd never draw again.
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And do you?
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Yes...
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For about 15 minutes and my hand starts to shake.
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So I use a computer.
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But the point is...
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You went on!
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Right.
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So will you.
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You're so, uh...
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Reasonable.
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I keep hoping when they catch my bashers,
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They'll sentence them to life in prison,
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and they'll get fucked nightly by prisoners with AIDS.
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That's gruesome.
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It doesn't cost anything to dream.
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When it happened to you, weren't you angry?
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I tried not to think about it.
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I can't stop thinking about it.
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I see their faces...
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Their boots smashing into me.
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I even hugged this one guy's foot to my stomach,
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hoping it'd stop him from kicking me.
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It didn't.
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If you're still holding on to that boot,
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then you're still on the ground taking it.
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Forget about it.
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Listen, if you'd been reduced to jerking off with your left hand...
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You'd want them dead too.
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What's the matter, baby? Tummy ache?
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What is it, Michael? A migraine?
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Impacted wisdom teeth.
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But you had them all extracted.
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Emmett doesn't know that.
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Oh.
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What possessed me?
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Why did I ever agree to go with him?
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Because you're a good- hearted human being
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Who would do anything for his friend.
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Cause I'm a lame- brained doormat
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Who doesn't know how to say no.
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It'll only be a couple of days.
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It's more like an eternity.
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We've discussed these radical faerie gatherings in my class.
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This guy, Harry Hay...
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I've heard of him.
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Started them in the '70s.
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They're supposed to be a very empowering and enlightening experience.
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Well, if they're so empowering and enlightening,
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Why don't you go?
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I have classes, there's Hunter.
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Anyway, Emmett asked you, not me.
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I'm not going. No way?
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No way.
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Darren asked me to thank you
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for all the food you've sent him, Deb.
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The poor kid. It's the least we can do.
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How's he doing?
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I'm afraid it's going to be a while before
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Shanda Leer appears in public again.
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Well, at least he has one ray of sunshine in his life.
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Tell him we'll miss him at the Center tonight,
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But we're going to make sure this never happens again.
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Hi, Em.
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Wh... are you ready to find your inner faerie?
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When I do, I just hope he looks more
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like Tinkerbell than Captain Hook.
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You all packed?
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Em, I...
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Uh, before you say anything.
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As we all know,
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I have been going through some pretty tough times lately.
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I guess you could say my headlights are on low beam.
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But if this faerie frolic will turn the brights back on,
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Well, what the fuck, I'll give it a try.
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More power to you, sweetheart.
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Whatever happens, uh,
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The important thing is, I will always...
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Always be grateful that, uh... that your son
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, uh, your boyfriend...
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My best pal...
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Will be there with me,
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Offering his love and support.
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Well, we'd better get a move on,
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Or else these faeries won't get their wings.
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Bye, honey.
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Bye.
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Bye, honey.
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Oh.
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So it was actually a good thing I left here that night.
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See, my, uh, my condo needed dusting.
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I don't really trust my cleaning lady,
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And, uh, it gave me time to think...
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About where I should be and what I should be doing.
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So I came back...
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Although it hasn't been easy,
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And every day's been a challenge.
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But you did it.
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And now it's time for me to leave...
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With clear eyes and my head held high.
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Guess that's what happens when you have a great counsellor...
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And your health insurance runs out.
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He'll be back.
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What did you say, Jonathan?
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I said he'll be back.
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Sure, for group, as an out-patient.
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I mean back using. And then back here.
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Jesus, Jonathan, can't you be positive?
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Huh, well I'm that too.
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Doesn't mean I have to laugh at Billy Crystal here doing his stand-up.
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It's not going to be any different for you than it is for the rest of us.
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You're wrong.
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Aw, you'll find out soon enough.
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It's not the same world you left when you came here.
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I'm going to be all right.
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I'll make sure of it.
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Well, just in case, we'll leave a light on for you.
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It's an interesting offer.
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It's a first rate company, Mr. Kinney. You'd fit right in.
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Interesting in that they think I'd actually agree to it.
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Two-thirds of what I was previously making,
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a lesser title, and no profit sharing until the fifth year?
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Times are tough, Mr. Kinney. It's a job.
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Uh, you mean indentured servitude.
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Then you're passing?
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You can tell them I've just taken a new position.
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Bye-bye.
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I can't believe you just did that.
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Flipped you on your back?
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Flipped off that head-hunter.
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I can do better.
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Doing what?
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Working for myself instead of other people.
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I thought all your clients turned you down.
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Fuck them. I'll get others.
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What if you can't?
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You'll be destitute. You'll have nothing.
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Since when did you turn into a Jewish mother?
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Or Michael?
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You're just taking an awfully big risk. That's all.
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Well... What's one more?
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Besides, if I don't do this now, I never will.
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Something tells me we're not in Pittsburgh any more.
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Something tells me we're not even on the planet any more.
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You two must be virgins.
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Haven't been a virgin since I was 15.
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Well maybe out there.
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But here, your life as a faerie has just begun.
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I'm Periwinkle,
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The queen registrar and official greet-ar.
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"Periwinkle"?
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It's my faerie name.
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Everyone here has one.
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What's wrong with our real names?
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Real names are fine for the real world.
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But this is a special place.
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This is a magical place, where you leave your real life behind...
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At least for a little while.
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So take your time. Give it some thought.
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It'll be your faerie name forever.
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So get settled into your cabin.
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Dinner's whenever Spiral and Elk quit braiding hair
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and start boiling garbanzos.
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Oh.
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There's a midnight massage in the yurt.
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You don't want to miss that.
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What's a yurt?
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If we back up real slow, no one will even know we were here.
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Hey, you dragged me here.
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We're staying.
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Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
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That?
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I'm looking so forward to that tantric sex seminar today.
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Oh, me too. I think it's going to be great.
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Could you pass me the shovel please?
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We'll start with a new logo,
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Then launch an aggressive ad campaign in the locals,
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And set up some high-profile sponsorships.
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That sounds bigger than we can handle.
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It's simple branding.
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Our customers aren't into branding.
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Tattoos, piercings maybe.
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I'm talking about a new image.
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I adore makeovers, but, uh,
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Our ad budget's only $200 a month.
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Great.
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Then we'll run a lean campaign.
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No fat.
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Just like our customers. Perfect.
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Just between us, around here,
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we refer to Jonathan as "D. And G."
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Dolce and Gabbana?
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No, doom and gloom.
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Huh. He doesn't bother me.
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That's good.
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To be honest, he's not entirely wrong.
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A lot of patients do wind up coming back here.
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Huh. Not me.
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Well, just remember what we talked about.
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Yeah, give myself time to adjust.
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And not just you, but...
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People in your life are going to need some time too.
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Here we are.
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Never thought I'd be so scared to see a door.
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Don't think of it as a door.
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Think of it as a threshold...
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To a new life.
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Right.
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Look, I-I-I want to thank you for...
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Everything.
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Hey, you don't have to thank me.
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You did it all.
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With your help.
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Listen... I was wondering if I... well...
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I could give You a call...
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sometime. I mean, strictly on a professional basis.
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You know, like, I suddenly find myself standing
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on a ledge with a rope around my neck, or something.
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Or maybe just to say hello.
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Good luck.
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Recognize this?
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Oh, yes. Remson pharmaceutical account. My last campaign.
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Before the old warrior was unceremoniously escorted from the building
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without so much as a...
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Ballpoint pen.
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So what does this magic pill do?
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Well, it's guaranteed to turn you into a hottie
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who can climb the Matterhorn.
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It also reduces your viral load.
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What are you showing it to me for?
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Vance is taking your idea and pitching it to Remson tomorrow.
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Well, he should. He owns it.
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You thought it up.
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Basic rule of advertising and eternal damnation:
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Once you sell your soul to the devil...
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he holds the copyright.
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So come up with another idea.
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And then you can steal the account from Vance,
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and your former assistant along with it.
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Well, that's an ingenious plan, Cynthia,
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but what pharmaceutical company is going to trust
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their wonder weapon to a one-man band working out of his house?
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It's not the size that matters.
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Have I taught you nothing?
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It's the vision.
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If you can win this account, then you'll be back on top.
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For once, I'll stick to the bottom.
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You have to throw off your civilian drag
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and become true faeries, or else the magic doesn't work.
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You'd look enchanting in this.
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Strapless makes me look fat.
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Well, then use your own divine powers
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and come up with something fabulous.
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From these schmatas?
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Every faerie has a god-given gift to take what's ugly
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and make it into something beautiful.
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You'll soon discover that you can do that too.
283
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Now I really must fly.
284
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I'm late for an ear-candling.
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If you care to join me, it's down by the bog.
286
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Where's the bog?
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Make a left at the yurt.
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When I agreed to come here with you,
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I didn't agree to look like my mother.
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Well, maybe Periwinkle's right.
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If we put something on, we'll...
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feel the magic.
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I look like Virginia Mayo in "South Sea Woman".
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You know, let's just, uh, forfeit our registration fee
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and go home.
296
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:09,836
Now you tell me?
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I look completely and utterly...
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Hot!
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Totally hot.
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It's just a little something I picked off the rack.
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I'm Piston.
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I'm Wolfen.
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I'm...
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Dumpling.
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Hello, Dumpling.
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See ya later, Dumpling.
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"Dumpling"?
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Where'd you get that?
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It suddenly came to me.
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Yoo-hoo! Wanna play?
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Come on.
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Come and play. Come on.
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That must be the naked volleyball game.
314
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Your powers of observation are remarkable.
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Let's check it out.
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You're not serious.
317
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I, uh... Come on. It might be fun.
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You go ahead. I'll...
319
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stay here and shake my pom-poms.
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And we're thankful they came out to see us tonight.
321
00:16:18,884 --> 00:16:20,719
As you know, the police are still working
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to apprehend the three men who attacked Darren Ealy.
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In the meantime, we've met with the liaison officer
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who's asked us to keep a lookout for anyone
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matching their descriptions,
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and to take extra precautions when we're out on the street,
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especially at night.
328
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Keeping that in mind,
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we'd like to open the floor to your suggestions
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on how to make Liberty Avenue
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a safer environment for all of us.
332
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Yes?
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I never thought I'd say this,
334
00:16:45,294 --> 00:16:48,924
but the first thing we need is more cops on the street.
335
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,675
We've already talked to the new police chief.
336
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,053
He said he'd do his best.
337
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Yeah, sure. We've all heard that one before.
338
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,058
Then let's send a petition to the mayor,
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demanding something be done.
340
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We also need some more lighting,
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especially on the side streets.
342
00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,484
Good idea. We'll take note of that. Yes?
343
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,113
I think we should wear little whistles around our necks.
344
00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:08,825
That way, if someone attacks us, all we have to do is blow.
345
00:17:13,289 --> 00:17:14,623
Like that?
346
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,005
Would you like to say something?
347
00:17:19,046 --> 00:17:20,798
Well, who do you think will come running?
348
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Them?
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They can't even defend themselves.
350
00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:26,556
The cops?
351
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If a bunch of homo-haters want to beat the shit out of you,
352
00:17:29,435 --> 00:17:31,645
you're not going to stop them by blowing a little whistle.
353
00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:33,023
Then what do you suggest?
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We protect ourselves.
355
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:37,820
Patrol the streets.
356
00:17:38,071 --> 00:17:39,531
You mean a vigilante group?
357
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,158
Yeah. The pink posse.
358
00:17:42,201 --> 00:17:44,079
Isn't that taking the law into your own hands?
359
00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:45,538
Which law is that?
360
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,584
The one that says you can't get married?
361
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:52,172
That if they find out you're gay, they can fire your ass?
362
00:17:52,214 --> 00:17:54,008
That you can't adopt kids?
363
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:57,096
Hell, they can even arrest you for fucking.
364
00:17:57,138 --> 00:17:58,097
That was changed.
365
00:17:58,139 --> 00:17:59,098
Right.
366
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,059
You can now copulate in Texas.
367
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,813
Well, yippie-ki-yo-ki-ay!
368
00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:08,068
All right, okay, okay, okay.
369
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,737
Okay, let's have some order.
370
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,699
You think anyone would dare call a black man a nigger?
371
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:15,661
And try calling an Israeli a kike.
372
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,790
Man, they'd blow your ass right off the face of the earth.
373
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,504
But they have no problem calling us fags.
374
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:24,131
Why?
375
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:27,176
Because they can,
376
00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:30,013
because they know we're all sissies,
377
00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:33,184
that we're too chickenshit to do anything.
378
00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:36,146
So go on.
379
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Sign your petitions and write your letters
380
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and blow your little whistles.
381
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:44,449
But nothing's going to change until you fight back.
382
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Until you learn to say, "Don't fuck with me."
383
00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:04,767
Hey, did you see this?
384
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:07,229
They actually caught the fucking bashers.
385
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,856
Mmm. Oh, that's fantastic.
386
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,149
Wouldn't it be wonderful if for once,
387
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,442
justice were actually served?
388
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,861
Yeah well, I'd love to serve it to them,
389
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,363
right down their fucking throats.
390
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,157
It's all thanks to Darren's description.
391
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,492
I bet he must feel relieved.
392
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:19,412
More like bloodthirsty.
393
00:19:19,453 --> 00:19:21,038
Well, we all know there's nothing more terrifying
394
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,624
than a bloodthirsty drag queen.
395
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,670
Hey, Deb, how about a cup of coffee?
396
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:27,005
Sure, honey. Have a seat and I'll be...
397
00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:31,218
Teddy. Hi, honey!
398
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:32,596
We missed you.
399
00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:34,222
How are you doing?
400
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,600
I'm doing great.
401
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:37,435
Ah, you look good.
402
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:40,814
Well so, what's new?
403
00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:42,984
I just got out of rehab.
404
00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:46,155
How did it go?
405
00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,869
It was probably the most significant experience of my life.
406
00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:54,123
Yeah, the first day I was there, I was totally resistant,
407
00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:57,544
furious, ashamed, certain I didn't belong there.
408
00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,382
The second day, I started to accept their help,
409
00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:03,844
went to group, and individual sessions.
410
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:06,723
I began sharing the pain, you know.
411
00:20:06,849 --> 00:20:08,851
The third day, I thought that maybe I...
412
00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:10,979
Uh, honey, sorry, I-I'd love to stay for the whole seven days,
413
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:13,524
but now I've got a grilled cheese that's about to turn to cement.
414
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:14,900
Welcome home.
415
00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:17,362
And I've got to get back to the gallery.
416
00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:20,241
I'd love to hear more, but Gus is waiting at daycare.
417
00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:23,286
Okay. Bye.
418
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,209
Don't you have somewhere to be?
419
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,839
Thanks for reminding me. Welcome back.
420
00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:38,139
Well I, for one, think you're to be commended, Theodore.
421
00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:42,269
Well, thank you, Brian.
422
00:20:42,311 --> 00:20:44,439
What you've accomplished is an amazing achievement.
423
00:20:44,481 --> 00:20:46,483
Oh, I wouldn't go so far as...
424
00:20:46,525 --> 00:20:48,069
To sink so low.
425
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:51,407
To hit bottom with such a resounding thud.
426
00:20:52,491 --> 00:20:55,245
You know, you should be a guest motivational speaker in rehab.
427
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,163
Of course, the good news is once you've hit the bottom,
428
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:58,499
you can't go any lower. So...
429
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,962
that means there's only one way to go, and that way is...
430
00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:07,845
Sounds like...
431
00:21:08,095 --> 00:21:09,346
Up?
432
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:26,619
We can do a cross-pollination campaign with Torso.
433
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:29,122
A new membership here gets you 10% off there.
434
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,252
200 bucks of club wear there gets you 10% off here.
435
00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,339
Sounds like an interesting idea.
436
00:21:36,257 --> 00:21:37,800
I'll get back to you.
437
00:21:41,555 --> 00:21:43,641
It's Batman and the new Robin.
438
00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:46,186
Better not tell the old Robin that.
439
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:48,480
I just got Hunter a membership.
440
00:21:48,731 --> 00:21:50,400
Yeah, you want to hook up in the steam room?
441
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:53,779
Yeah. He should fit in here just fine.
442
00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:55,574
We did not come here so you could hit on the guys.
443
00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:56,700
That includes Brian.
444
00:21:56,742 --> 00:21:58,035
We came so you could stay healthy.
445
00:21:58,076 --> 00:21:59,287
Too late for that.
446
00:21:59,537 --> 00:22:02,040
No. It's, uh, never too late to get in shape.
447
00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:04,710
Yeah, you want to develop that six-pack before you drink it.
448
00:22:05,294 --> 00:22:06,713
I could use that for the ad.
449
00:22:06,755 --> 00:22:09,132
Why work out when I can take some meds and ka-pow!
450
00:22:09,174 --> 00:22:10,551
So long, virus.
451
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:13,097
Because it's better to build your immune system naturally.
452
00:22:13,263 --> 00:22:14,932
That guy looks pretty healthy to me.
453
00:22:14,974 --> 00:22:16,351
That's not what HIV looks like.
454
00:22:16,393 --> 00:22:18,353
And the meds don't fix anything. They...
455
00:22:18,395 --> 00:22:19,855
They buy you time if they work.
456
00:22:19,897 --> 00:22:20,898
And then there are dozens of side-effects:
457
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,569
Skin rashes, liver failure, cardiac arrest.
458
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:26,823
A little early to be freaking the kid out, don't you think?
459
00:22:26,865 --> 00:22:28,700
I just don't want him believing some misleading ad
460
00:22:28,741 --> 00:22:29,869
that makes it seem like all you have to do
461
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:32,371
is pop some pill and you're as good as new.
462
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:35,500
Anybody who's ever taken one knows what a crock of shit that is.
463
00:23:13,216 --> 00:23:15,052
Mushroom?
464
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,473
Sure, why not?
465
00:24:54,098 --> 00:24:57,061
Hey, looking for the naked Twister competition?
466
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,106
Probably the last thing I'm looking for.
467
00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:03,819
Then, uh, how about giving me a hand, darling?
468
00:25:04,445 --> 00:25:05,738
What are you doing?
469
00:25:06,322 --> 00:25:07,866
Important work.
470
00:25:10,453 --> 00:25:11,830
Moving rocks?
471
00:25:12,705 --> 00:25:15,418
Depends on why you're moving them.
472
00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:18,547
Here, help me place them in a circle.
473
00:25:25,764 --> 00:25:28,018
You're a new faerie, aren't ya?
474
00:25:29,185 --> 00:25:31,022
Around here, I suppose I am.
475
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,940
What's your name?
476
00:25:33,941 --> 00:25:34,776
Emmett.
477
00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:37,362
No, I don't mean your mundane name.
478
00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:40,993
Back there, I'm Harry. But here, I'm Ariel.
479
00:25:43,245 --> 00:25:44,956
So what's your faerie name?
480
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:47,709
I haven't thought of one.
481
00:25:47,751 --> 00:25:49,128
What's stopping you?
482
00:25:50,546 --> 00:25:51,924
I don't know.
483
00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:53,050
I do.
484
00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:56,179
You don't believe in faeries.
485
00:25:57,430 --> 00:26:00,017
You think this is all nonsense, don't ya?
486
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:03,272
No! I-I don't. Really.
487
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,526
Yeah. I do.
488
00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:10,281
Well, maybe when you stop thinking that way,
489
00:26:10,322 --> 00:26:11,783
your faerie name will come to you.
490
00:26:14,453 --> 00:26:16,539
But somehow, I doubt it.
491
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,006
You see, darling, I can always tell.
492
00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:26,510
You're not one of us, a proud faerie.
493
00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:29,389
I happen to be a very proud fairy.
494
00:26:29,431 --> 00:26:30,974
Ask anyone who knows me.
495
00:26:30,974 --> 00:26:34,312
My flame burns bright.
496
00:26:34,395 --> 00:26:38,734
Ah, right now, it couldn't toast a marshmallow.
497
00:26:38,776 --> 00:26:40,904
It may be a little low.
498
00:26:40,946 --> 00:26:42,448
Because you've been hurt...
499
00:26:43,366 --> 00:26:45,034
by someone you loved.
500
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,039
Now all you can feel is anger and pain.
501
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,835
How do you know?
502
00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:54,297
You wear it, darling...
503
00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:56,341
like that outfit...
504
00:26:57,384 --> 00:27:01,014
Which, by the way, isn't very flattering.
505
00:27:01,473 --> 00:27:02,515
Thanks.
506
00:27:03,267 --> 00:27:05,102
Hey, give me that.
507
00:27:08,899 --> 00:27:09,942
You're pretty strong for...
508
00:27:09,984 --> 00:27:11,569
An old faerie?
509
00:27:11,611 --> 00:27:13,155
It's called faerie power.
510
00:27:13,197 --> 00:27:15,824
It's what gives us our will to survive.
511
00:27:18,078 --> 00:27:19,496
But sometimes...
512
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,415
we forget we have it.
513
00:27:24,002 --> 00:27:26,088
That's why the gathering was started.
514
00:27:27,048 --> 00:27:29,968
To help us remember, to celebrate.
515
00:27:30,678 --> 00:27:33,055
That's why I came, to...
516
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,101
renew my spirit, you know.
517
00:27:36,143 --> 00:27:37,520
But it isn't working.
518
00:27:38,229 --> 00:27:41,317
'Cause what you're looking for isn't here.
519
00:27:43,027 --> 00:27:44,529
Then where is it?
520
00:27:44,613 --> 00:27:46,072
There.
521
00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:49,744
The circle is complete.
522
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,699
You want a snort? You want to be beautiful?
523
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:24,122
You were hot. Hot, hot, darling.
524
00:29:02,046 --> 00:29:03,299
- Hi. - Hey.
525
00:29:03,549 --> 00:29:04,591
Can we come in?
526
00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:06,761
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
527
00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:10,933
Listen, we didn't mean to run out of the diner like that.
528
00:29:10,975 --> 00:29:12,351
We were just in a hurry.
529
00:29:12,393 --> 00:29:13,770
That's okay. I... I understand.
530
00:29:13,812 --> 00:29:16,023
So, you all right?
531
00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:18,026
Yeah, fine, fine. Don't worry about me.
532
00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:19,319
We brought Droopy back.
533
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,738
Though, you might have to rename him.
534
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:22,031
He's not drooping any more.
535
00:29:22,073 --> 00:29:23,867
And look, he's even got a new bud.
536
00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:25,243
Just needed a little TLC.
537
00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:26,746
That's "tender lesbian care".
538
00:29:27,413 --> 00:29:28,498
And your mail.
539
00:29:28,539 --> 00:29:30,542
We also brought you a few things you might need.
540
00:29:30,584 --> 00:29:34,339
Milk, coffee, eggs.
541
00:29:39,262 --> 00:29:40,889
I was, uh...
542
00:29:40,931 --> 00:29:44,561
I was just getting rid of my triggers.
543
00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:47,898
Anything that reminds you of what you
544
00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:49,316
don't want to be reminded of.
545
00:29:51,111 --> 00:29:52,821
In my case...
546
00:29:54,991 --> 00:29:57,870
well, let's just say I should move to a desert island
547
00:29:57,911 --> 00:29:59,538
and start from scratch.
548
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:04,712
Anyway, it's the first thing they tell you to do.
549
00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:09,927
Look, I-I... I don't want you to think I was...
550
00:30:09,968 --> 00:30:11,971
because I-I wasn't.
551
00:30:12,013 --> 00:30:13,556
No, no, of course not.
552
00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,600
No one said you were.
553
00:30:20,774 --> 00:30:22,235
Crunchy granola.
554
00:30:22,276 --> 00:30:23,569
Are you girls trying to convert me?
555
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,120
Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?
556
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,747
You can pick up your magazines.
557
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,666
God, you've got a ton of them.
558
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,962
What is... Endovir?
559
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:40,216
Is it a drug? A pill?
560
00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:43,929
The latest miracle of medical technology?
561
00:30:43,971 --> 00:30:47,476
Of course, it's all of these things, and more.
562
00:30:47,517 --> 00:30:50,021
It is the promise of health,
563
00:30:50,063 --> 00:30:52,483
of a future bright with hope,
564
00:30:52,524 --> 00:30:54,610
of dreams fulfilled,
565
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:56,529
of being...
566
00:30:57,113 --> 00:30:58,490
"back on top".
567
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,618
And so we've designed a campaign
568
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,121
to accentuate the positive aspects
569
00:31:03,163 --> 00:31:05,123
of being positive.
570
00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:09,046
A campaign based on one simple word,
571
00:31:09,088 --> 00:31:11,090
and that word is...
572
00:31:11,132 --> 00:31:12,133
Bullshit?
573
00:31:13,343 --> 00:31:14,678
I was going to say optimism.
574
00:31:15,763 --> 00:31:17,265
Melon ball, anyone?
575
00:31:19,852 --> 00:31:22,271
How the hell did you know about this meeting?
576
00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:25,442
I'm the one who set it up, before I left.
577
00:31:27,069 --> 00:31:28,529
I like what you've done.
578
00:31:28,571 --> 00:31:29,907
Downplayed the disease,
579
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:32,201
emphasized quality of life.
580
00:31:32,242 --> 00:31:34,370
I should be so lucky as to have HIV.
581
00:31:34,412 --> 00:31:36,665
Then I too could go play volleyball
582
00:31:36,707 --> 00:31:38,751
with my shirtless, hunky buds.
583
00:31:41,004 --> 00:31:43,675
If you don't get your ass out of here, I'm calling security.
584
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:48,389
Regretfully, Mr. Remson, I must be going. But...
585
00:31:48,681 --> 00:31:51,685
before I leave, I'd like, with your permission,
586
00:31:51,726 --> 00:31:53,980
to show you a new campaign I've designed
587
00:31:54,021 --> 00:31:56,775
based on one simple word.
588
00:31:57,109 --> 00:32:00,071
And that word is honesty.
589
00:32:00,738 --> 00:32:02,365
Ladies and gentlemen...
590
00:32:04,410 --> 00:32:06,913
the real face of HIV.
591
00:32:07,789 --> 00:32:10,000
"Some days I feel like hell,
592
00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:12,170
but at least I'm still alive."
593
00:32:12,712 --> 00:32:15,299
"I don't want to climb a mountain,
594
00:32:15,341 --> 00:32:17,928
I just want to live another day."
595
00:32:18,929 --> 00:32:20,848
"Sure, there are side effects,
596
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:22,516
but nothing I can't handle."
597
00:32:22,558 --> 00:32:23,392
You've got to be kidding.
598
00:32:23,434 --> 00:32:26,021
It's strong medicine, I'll admit that.
599
00:32:26,063 --> 00:32:29,609
We spent 6 years and 50 million developing this drug.
600
00:32:29,651 --> 00:32:32,863
I personally worked my ass off getting it through the FDA.
601
00:32:32,905 --> 00:32:35,492
And you think I'm going to throw it away on some ad campaign
602
00:32:35,534 --> 00:32:37,494
that tells people they're going to feel like hell?
603
00:32:37,537 --> 00:32:38,705
They already know that,
604
00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,333
and they're willing to accept it,
605
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,460
provided your drug can buy them
606
00:32:43,502 --> 00:32:45,547
another year, another month.
607
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,718
That's all they're hoping for. That's all they want.
608
00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,930
And that's all you can honestly offer.
609
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:57,645
Our job is to make your product as attractive as possible
610
00:32:57,687 --> 00:32:58,481
to the consumer.
611
00:32:58,522 --> 00:33:00,483
And that's exactly what we did.
612
00:33:00,524 --> 00:33:02,944
Uh, you mean, what I did.
613
00:33:04,154 --> 00:33:05,198
This...
614
00:33:05,239 --> 00:33:06,658
was my idea.
615
00:33:06,699 --> 00:33:10,162
And let me be the first to say it stinks.
616
00:33:12,749 --> 00:33:15,670
Having HIV may not be a ride in the park,
617
00:33:15,711 --> 00:33:19,842
but with Endovir, it's not a death sentence.
618
00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,760
So why not just say that?
619
00:33:26,725 --> 00:33:29,604
"Suspects matching the description of the three men
620
00:33:29,646 --> 00:33:31,606
who attacked a young gay man
621
00:33:31,648 --> 00:33:32,650
were apprehended last night
622
00:33:32,692 --> 00:33:34,986
in the vicinity of Liberty Avenue.
623
00:33:35,028 --> 00:33:38,073
Charges will be filed pending an investigation."
624
00:33:38,574 --> 00:33:39,909
Uh, isn't that great?
625
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,745
They finally caught the motherfuckers.
626
00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:44,874
Now all you have to do is finger them,
627
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,460
metaphorically speaking, of course,
628
00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:50,173
and they can rot behind bars for 20 years.
629
00:33:50,215 --> 00:33:51,549
Or better yet,
630
00:33:51,591 --> 00:33:54,345
get gang-raped nightly by prisoners with AIDS.
631
00:33:54,386 --> 00:33:56,723
I'm thinking maybe Shanda should go blonde
632
00:33:56,765 --> 00:33:57,849
for her comeback.
633
00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:02,689
Didn't you hear me?
634
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,274
Of course I heard you.
635
00:34:04,316 --> 00:34:07,070
"Gang-raped nightly by prisoners with AIDS."
636
00:34:07,362 --> 00:34:09,865
Where do you come up with such gruesome thoughts?
637
00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:13,412
So when's the line-up?
638
00:34:14,955 --> 00:34:17,208
If you're referring to what goes on
639
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,877
in the back room of a certain club...
640
00:34:19,836 --> 00:34:22,965
I don't engage in such activity.
641
00:34:22,965 --> 00:34:26,094
I'm referring to the police line-up.
642
00:34:26,344 --> 00:34:28,181
When are you going to identify them?
643
00:34:32,895 --> 00:34:34,272
I'm not.
644
00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:39,570
I don't really have a very clear memory of what they looked like.
645
00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:40,822
Well, you're the one who described them.
646
00:34:40,864 --> 00:34:42,032
I guess I've forgotten.
647
00:34:42,074 --> 00:34:43,952
Well, maybe seeing them again will jog your memory.
648
00:34:43,993 --> 00:34:45,370
Look, I already told the police,
649
00:34:45,411 --> 00:34:47,456
"Sorry, wish I could help, but I really can't.
650
00:34:47,498 --> 00:34:48,791
Thanks for asking."
651
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,919
If you don't point them out, they're just going to walk.
652
00:34:50,961 --> 00:34:52,629
I really don't want to discuss this any further.
653
00:34:52,671 --> 00:34:54,298
Now, what's for lunch?
654
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:55,675
Chicken.
655
00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:03,143
Darren, why did you change your mind?
656
00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:06,772
I-I guess I had time to think.
657
00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:09,318
And I decided,
658
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:12,155
cowardice is the better part of valour.
659
00:35:13,364 --> 00:35:14,909
Nothing is going to happen.
660
00:35:14,950 --> 00:35:16,160
How do you know that?
661
00:35:16,202 --> 00:35:17,912
Say I identify them.
662
00:35:17,953 --> 00:35:19,873
Say they go to trial.
663
00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:22,335
Say they get off.
664
00:35:22,377 --> 00:35:24,629
Say they come looking for me.
665
00:35:24,671 --> 00:35:26,590
Say they're back on the street tomorrow
666
00:35:26,632 --> 00:35:28,385
because you didn't do anything.
667
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:29,594
Say they attack someone else.
668
00:35:29,636 --> 00:35:31,889
Look, you're the one who told me to put all this behind me,
669
00:35:31,931 --> 00:35:33,766
to get on with my life.
670
00:35:36,311 --> 00:35:40,316
Yes, I do think blonde.
671
00:35:40,358 --> 00:35:42,153
Maybe I was wrong.
672
00:35:42,194 --> 00:35:44,739
Maybe it's time that we stood up for ourselves.
673
00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,866
Fought back.
674
00:35:45,907 --> 00:35:47,701
Oh! And when your attacker bashed you
675
00:35:47,743 --> 00:35:49,203
and left you for dead,
676
00:35:49,245 --> 00:35:51,039
and then they got off practically scot-free,
677
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,583
what exactly did you do?
678
00:35:59,926 --> 00:36:02,094
I know I said I'd only call you if I was
679
00:36:02,136 --> 00:36:03,764
on a ledge with a rope around my neck, but
680
00:36:03,805 --> 00:36:05,808
I figured a curb and a scarf would suffice.
681
00:36:05,850 --> 00:36:06,601
That's no problem.
682
00:36:06,643 --> 00:36:08,019
I told you, you could call me anytime.
683
00:36:09,688 --> 00:36:11,107
More coffee?
684
00:36:11,816 --> 00:36:15,237
No. If I was any more wired, I'd light up Times Square.
685
00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:17,907
Be patient.
686
00:36:18,032 --> 00:36:21,453
You've only been back in your life for one day.
687
00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:22,956
And already I'm a wreck.
688
00:36:23,331 --> 00:36:25,709
Ah, god. I even have sweaty palms.
689
00:36:26,627 --> 00:36:27,128
Fuck.
690
00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:31,633
Rod Longbottom was a guy I dated once for about five minutes.
691
00:36:31,675 --> 00:36:34,137
Lived up to both his names. Gorgeous. Amazing.
692
00:36:34,179 --> 00:36:36,055
I dumped him. You want to know why?
693
00:36:36,097 --> 00:36:38,267
Sweaty palms.
694
00:36:38,392 --> 00:36:40,103
Remember, as we discussed in group,
695
00:36:40,145 --> 00:36:41,563
it would take some getting used to.
696
00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:42,647
And not just for you,
697
00:36:42,689 --> 00:36:44,317
but for everyone around you.
698
00:36:45,443 --> 00:36:47,071
I make my friends nervous.
699
00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:48,697
They don't know what to say.
700
00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,115
They see me, they want to flee.
701
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:52,285
They don't trust me.
702
00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,620
They think I'm still using.
703
00:36:54,538 --> 00:36:55,915
The same thing happened to me.
704
00:36:56,290 --> 00:37:00,003
But eventually they came around, and even forgave me.
705
00:37:00,797 --> 00:37:02,048
Except one.
706
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,428
Your mother? Your father?
707
00:37:06,929 --> 00:37:09,516
The first guy who ever believed in me.
708
00:37:11,769 --> 00:37:13,730
I never really made amends to him.
709
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:16,483
Did you try?
710
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,655
We lost touch.
711
00:37:21,908 --> 00:37:25,829
But recently, we've reconnected.
712
00:37:34,674 --> 00:37:36,927
Maybe now I'll get my chance.
713
00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:36,380
Since when did our heroes become
714
00:38:36,422 --> 00:38:38,090
the merry butchers of Gayopolis?
715
00:38:38,132 --> 00:38:39,300
Someone has to do it, since
716
00:38:39,341 --> 00:38:41,928
fags are too cowardly to stand up for themselves.
717
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,810
Fuck!
718
00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:50,398
Somebody's pissed off.
719
00:38:50,398 --> 00:38:52,400
Yeah, you would be too if you got your head bashed in.
720
00:38:53,194 --> 00:38:54,695
Yeah, I know. I was there.
721
00:38:58,950 --> 00:39:01,079
I thought you'd put that behind you and moved on.
722
00:39:01,162 --> 00:39:02,288
I don't want to talk about it.
723
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:13,637
Darren refused to identify his attackers.
724
00:39:14,388 --> 00:39:15,514
They're going to get off.
725
00:39:16,348 --> 00:39:18,977
When I told him to be brave, stand up for himself,
726
00:39:19,018 --> 00:39:20,855
he said to me, "What did you do?"
727
00:39:22,523 --> 00:39:24,067
I was a coward.
728
00:39:24,109 --> 00:39:27,154
I should've done something, and I didn't.
729
00:39:30,784 --> 00:39:32,494
Well, you want to get even?
730
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,165
I'll tell you how to get even.
731
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:39,128
Become the biggest fucking success you can possibly be.
732
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:39,545
I already know.
733
00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,048
Well then, if you know,
734
00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:43,675
take that anger and put it into your work.
735
00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:44,677
Use it.
736
00:39:45,845 --> 00:39:48,182
Have more money,
737
00:39:48,224 --> 00:39:50,768
more power, and more sex
738
00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:52,270
than any poor hetero schmuck,
739
00:39:52,312 --> 00:39:54,649
because trust me, nothing pisses off a straight guy
740
00:39:54,691 --> 00:39:56,234
more than a successful fag.
741
00:39:56,901 --> 00:39:58,946
You know "Guernica"?
742
00:39:59,321 --> 00:40:01,323
People say it's the most powerful
743
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,326
anti-war statement ever made.
744
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:05,288
I say bullshit.
745
00:40:05,329 --> 00:40:08,500
It hangs in a fucking museum, collecting dust.
746
00:40:09,459 --> 00:40:12,505
And this is all bullshit.
747
00:40:12,839 --> 00:40:15,134
It doesn't do a motherfucking thing.
748
00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:27,232
Fuck clothes.
749
00:40:27,274 --> 00:40:29,945
Christ, they stink. Oh, god.
750
00:40:31,613 --> 00:40:33,115
I won't be needing these.
751
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:42,419
Or these.
752
00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:49,679
Or these.
753
00:40:55,394 --> 00:40:56,646
Uh, wait.
754
00:40:56,896 --> 00:41:00,067
How's, uh, Giuseppe Verdi a trigger?
755
00:41:00,484 --> 00:41:01,986
He was here watching the whole time.
756
00:41:03,322 --> 00:41:03,864
Yeah.
757
00:41:05,157 --> 00:41:07,410
He was also here...
758
00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:11,832
the first time you played "La Traviata" for me.
759
00:41:13,376 --> 00:41:15,629
I say we give him a reprieve.
760
00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:18,883
That it?
761
00:41:20,803 --> 00:41:22,096
Almost.
762
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,771
Uh, you sure you want to trash that?
763
00:41:28,938 --> 00:41:30,607
Never gave me anything but trouble.
764
00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:32,943
Hook-ups, porn sites,
765
00:41:32,943 --> 00:41:35,905
not to mention endless e-mails to increase my dick size.
766
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:38,617
I don't recall that being one of your shortcomings.
767
00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:57,433
And even if I got rid of every trigger, every reminder...
768
00:41:57,475 --> 00:42:00,938
I'd still remember what I did.
769
00:42:03,233 --> 00:42:05,152
God, how I hurt the people that I loved.
770
00:42:07,113 --> 00:42:08,657
You going to be all right?
771
00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:19,337
Tell you the truth, after rehab, where they never left you alone,
772
00:42:19,379 --> 00:42:23,301
I'm... I'm... I'm feeling a little freaked, being here by myself.
773
00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:27,347
I, uh, could stay with you, if... if you'd like.
774
00:42:27,389 --> 00:42:29,309
Oh, no. I-I-I couldn't ask...
775
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:30,727
If it'd make you feel better.
776
00:42:36,109 --> 00:42:38,780
Well, uh... where do we... uh, I mean...
777
00:42:39,322 --> 00:42:41,157
I'd crash on the sofa.
778
00:42:42,451 --> 00:42:45,664
Yeah, the sofa. Right. Um...
779
00:42:45,705 --> 00:42:49,335
Of course. Um, I'll get you some blankets.
780
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:19,290
Sleep tight.
781
00:43:19,457 --> 00:43:20,500
Yeah, you too.
782
00:43:21,877 --> 00:43:24,839
And, uh... if you need anything, uh...
783
00:43:44,824 --> 00:43:46,742
I feel the power.
784
00:43:50,415 --> 00:43:52,750
I feel the power.
785
00:43:53,878 --> 00:43:56,005
I feel the power too.
786
00:43:57,006 --> 00:43:59,342
Now let us stoke our fires
787
00:43:59,801 --> 00:44:02,347
and release our burdens into the flames.
788
00:44:02,430 --> 00:44:04,099
Hold it!
789
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,144
I'll take that, Dumpling.
790
00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:07,938
Hey.
791
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,525
I feel the power too.
792
00:44:13,486 --> 00:44:15,072
My name is, uh,
793
00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:17,324
"On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever".
794
00:44:17,826 --> 00:44:20,495
It just sort of came to me, ya know what I mean?
795
00:44:21,247 --> 00:44:24,543
But you can call me "Clear Day".
796
00:44:26,169 --> 00:44:28,005
This is a heart circle, Clear Day.
797
00:44:28,256 --> 00:44:30,133
We share our feelings here.
798
00:44:30,299 --> 00:44:32,678
Is there anything you'd like to share?
799
00:44:32,678 --> 00:44:34,096
Well...
800
00:44:35,765 --> 00:44:39,395
the truth is, I didn't really want to come here.
801
00:44:40,771 --> 00:44:42,065
But then...
802
00:44:42,149 --> 00:44:47,238
somehow, something magical happened.
803
00:44:47,781 --> 00:44:49,116
Always does.
804
00:44:50,910 --> 00:44:52,996
I realized that...
805
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:55,917
if it's true that faeries have the power to create
806
00:44:55,958 --> 00:44:57,919
beauty out of ugliness
807
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,672
and joy out of pain...
808
00:45:01,090 --> 00:45:04,970
then that power can only come from one place.
809
00:45:07,265 --> 00:45:10,227
Which I-I guess I knew all along.
810
00:45:16,193 --> 00:45:17,319
Thank you.
811
00:45:18,696 --> 00:45:19,823
Rise, faeries.
812
00:45:24,912 --> 00:45:26,749
We thank the powers of the earth
813
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:30,086
and the heavens for giving us our special gifts.
814
00:45:30,462 --> 00:45:33,132
We celebrate our faerie forefathers
815
00:45:33,174 --> 00:45:35,635
and the generations of faeries to follow.
816
00:45:35,676 --> 00:45:38,222
And our faerie founder...
817
00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:39,933
Harry Hay.
818
00:45:41,810 --> 00:45:43,771
Where is he, anyway?
819
00:45:43,813 --> 00:45:45,314
Harry Hay?
820
00:45:45,356 --> 00:45:47,818
Yeah, I helped him put the rocks in the circle.
821
00:45:47,859 --> 00:45:51,197
Honey, Harry passed away two years ago.
822
00:46:04,464 --> 00:46:06,133
So how do you feel about these ads?
823
00:46:07,135 --> 00:46:09,721
If you saw them in a newspaper or a magazine
824
00:46:09,762 --> 00:46:11,140
or on a billboard,
825
00:46:11,182 --> 00:46:14,019
would they make you want to ask your doctor
826
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:15,145
about Endovir?
827
00:46:15,187 --> 00:46:16,980
Sure, if they came with his phone number.
828
00:46:17,899 --> 00:46:19,525
Pretty much the same-old same-old.
829
00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:21,570
Hunky white dudes having fun.
830
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:23,781
I like the message of hope.
831
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:24,824
And being on top.
832
00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:28,955
What about these?
833
00:46:35,505 --> 00:46:36,714
You've got to be kidding.
834
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,425
I don't believe it.
835
00:46:38,467 --> 00:46:39,468
That's different.
836
00:46:41,054 --> 00:46:42,973
Who would run ads like these?
837
00:46:43,265 --> 00:46:44,224
It's the truth.
838
00:46:44,266 --> 00:46:45,935
Some days I do feel like hell.
839
00:46:45,977 --> 00:46:47,770
But to actually see it?
840
00:46:47,896 --> 00:46:49,064
You think you're ever going to see that?
841
00:46:49,648 --> 00:46:51,735
That is one ad you'll never see.
842
00:46:52,527 --> 00:46:54,362
They wouldn't have the balls.
843
00:48:04,371 --> 00:48:07,208
This is Piston and Wolfen, and Periwinkle,
844
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:09,627
and there's Emmett. I mean, Clear Day.
845
00:48:09,669 --> 00:48:11,839
Don't forget the cutie in the kilt.
846
00:48:12,548 --> 00:48:14,551
I think you may have found your Christmas card.
847
00:48:14,634 --> 00:48:18,598
Didn't I tell you it'd be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, Dumpling?
848
00:48:18,890 --> 00:48:19,682
"Dumpling"?
849
00:48:19,724 --> 00:48:21,226
That's my faerie name.
850
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:23,855
And if you ever so much as call me that...
851
00:48:23,897 --> 00:48:25,315
Cosmo, please!
852
00:48:28,903 --> 00:48:30,447
Why did you do that?
853
00:48:30,489 --> 00:48:32,407
Just trying to spread the magic.
854
00:48:32,449 --> 00:48:34,619
You know, maybe next year we all should go.
855
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:34,786
Yeah.
856
00:48:34,827 --> 00:48:36,287
Absolutely.
857
00:48:36,329 --> 00:48:37,539
Brian, how about you?
858
00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:38,499
I'd rather have my tongue
859
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:40,919
super-glued to a lesbian's twat.
860
00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:44,966
Besides, I'm going to be way too busy with my new business.
861
00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,176
And, uh, my new account.
862
00:48:47,218 --> 00:48:48,637
The "Circus of Porn" account
863
00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:51,182
isn't exactly going to buy you a summer home in P-town.
864
00:48:51,474 --> 00:48:55,479
But the Remson Pharmaceuticals account will.
865
00:48:57,732 --> 00:48:58,859
Here's to Kinnetik.
866
00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:00,944
Drinks are on me, boys.
867
00:49:00,987 --> 00:49:03,531
To Kinnetik!
868
00:49:37,867 --> 00:49:39,620
This isn't an isolated incident.
869
00:49:39,662 --> 00:49:41,163
This goes on every day.
870
00:49:41,205 --> 00:49:42,499
They don't even get it.
871
00:49:42,541 --> 00:49:44,251
They think it's about walking their poodles
872
00:49:44,293 --> 00:49:45,628
without getting mugged.
873
00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:47,338
But it's more than that.
874
00:49:48,924 --> 00:49:51,510
Well, if it isn't Meg Ryan.
875
00:49:54,681 --> 00:49:57,435
I heard what you said at the center, and I agree.
876
00:49:57,643 --> 00:49:58,895
That's nice.
877
00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:00,314
They need to understand
878
00:50:00,356 --> 00:50:01,690
it's not about being a victim.
879
00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:04,194
It's about not allowing yourself to be victimized.
880
00:50:10,077 --> 00:50:11,286
Cody Bell.
881
00:50:13,623 --> 00:50:14,666
Justin Taylor.
882
00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:27,349
Ready to kick some straight ass?
883
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,781
Okay, where are we going to meet?
884
00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:44,381
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