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Okay, so i'm a gay man with a superhero fetish.
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Yes, we're out there. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with immaturity.
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I think we gay boys learn important lessons from comic books.
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There are a lot of villains out there,
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So you better develop some secret powers.
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If you have a good body, you can wear tight clothes.
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It's always good to be part of a dynamic duo.
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I totally blew it.
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Don't worry. There's still plenty of creepy old men out there
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Who'd love to get in your pants. He wasn't that old.
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He wasn't creepy. He was nice. My first doctor.
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Chiropractor. That counts... i think.
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Uh, we got in the new catwoman.
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Cool.
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He takes me to this really nice restaurant,
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And i behave like a fucking idiot,
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Dressed up like some slick asshole.
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Hey, that was my $1,200 leather jacket.
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It wasn't me.
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You know why? 'Cause i'm nobody. That's my problem.
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Are you even listening to me?
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I tune out self-Pity. It makes my dick soft.
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And we wouldn't want that...
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would we?
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Just forget i said anything.
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Oh, wow. Look.
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It's the new electra woman doll. I'm going to buy this for gus.
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Don't. I don't want a gay kid.
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He's being raised by two lesbians.
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He's going to need a feminine influence.
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Besides, it'll be a collector's item.
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I'll take it. I'm going over there.
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- I'll go too. - No.
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You're going back to the doctor.
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Tell him you want to give it another try.
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Does your mom know you're out buying jewelry?
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Oh, she's totally cool with everything.
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Or at least she's pretending to be because she's scared
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I'll run away and become a hairdresser. I hate you.
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My mom's such a bitch, and i haven't even given her a reason yet.
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- How about these? - They're totally queer.
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Shut up. They're a symbol of our friendship.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Actually, i don't have any money.
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I had to buy a new fake i.D.
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Look! That's them!
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Brian's lesbians.
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Hey! Hey, how's it going?
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I'm sorry. Do we know you? I'm justin.
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Brian's friend.
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I was there the night gus was born. I named him.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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So when gus ends up pumping gas, we'll have you to thank.
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- - This is daphne.
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Hi. I'm not a lesbian, but i-I'm a big fan.
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- - He's gotten so big already.
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You would too if all you did was sleep and eat all day.
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- He does. - He's like the cutest baby i've ever seen.
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- If you need a baby-Sitter-- Don't say that unless you mean it.
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And if you need any help carrying stuff to the car,
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I'd be glad to be of assistance.
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Wow, you're good for 1,001 uses.
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I'm out.
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I'll see you later? I don't know.
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At work? That's fabulous.
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Out of the scene, i mean.
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I've made up my mind.
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No more bars, no more baths, no more clubs.
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You'll never see my face at babylon again.
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Oh, please! You can't let one little drug-Induced coma get you down.
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What do you think?
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You look unbelievably trashy.
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Talked me into it. I'll buy it.
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You missed my point entirely.
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Everything we do, even the clothes we wear,
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Is a conscious, or worse yet, unconscious attempt to get laid.
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Yes, it's true. There is an overemphasis on sex.
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But why not buy two sizes too small and go with it?
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Because, tragically, some of us were not born to wear lycra.
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Here, check out the personals.
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Perhaps you'll find someone to not go out with.
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You know, one thing i never understood about these ads,
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Why is it always "tit work" and "ass play"?
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If you ask me, it's a lot harder to-Look at this, at the center.
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"Date-Bait: meet other single gay men
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"In a civilized evening of conversation.
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No pick-Ups, no face-To-Face rejection."
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They have an over-30 night. Where? At the morgue?
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Just for that, you're going with me.
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I am not over 30.
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And i am not going alone.
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I didn't realize we had scheduled a follow-Up visit.
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We didn't. I told them it was an emergency.
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What's the problem? I'm a jerk.
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Can you adjust that?
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Provided it's not a permanent condition.
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See, the thing is, i don't date very often.
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You know, real "eat a meal, talk,
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Stare into each other's eyes" kind of dates.
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So i-I kind of freaked.
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And i'm sorry i was such an asshole.
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You weren't... an asshole.
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Believe me, i've seen assholes and---
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I mean, uh---
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I feel shitty about it.
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And... i really like you.
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And i think you might actually have liked me.
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I do like you. You do?
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Well, do you think we could start over?
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Sit down.
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You're adorable, you know that?
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I got something for gus.
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That's so sweet.
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We'll call michael later to thank him.
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How long have you been drawing?
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My mom brought me crayons when i was still in the crib. I never stopped.
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What's he doing here?
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We ran into each other on the street.
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It was like, this weird coincidence.
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I bet.
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You know, these are good.
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That's what my mom says. Lindsay's an art teacher.
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For someone your age, you have an amazing feel for the human form.
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I've noticed that myself.
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- Look at this. - Oh, don't show him.
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Ohh.
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Mmm.
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- When did you draw that? - When you were asleep.
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Ah, circumcised. Just like i thought.
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You know, there's going to be an art show at the g.L.C.
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What's that?
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The gay and lesbian center.
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Safe haven for fags who can't get laid.
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You know, it might be good to get out and meet some nice young men for a change.
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It's the annual fund-Raiser. Melanie and i are on the board.
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Would you like to have your work in the show?
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You mean, people seeing my stuff?
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- Yeah. - That'd be intense.
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But... yeah.
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Good. Give him some activity
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So he'll stop stalking me.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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We like justin. Justin can stay.
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We'll make sure everyone comes.
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- Including you. -
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Write down the numbers of the men you're interested in.
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And if the computer matches you up,
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You have to go out on a date. Those are the rules.
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Hi, uh, my name is bruce.
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I'm a little nervous. I only came out about a year ago.
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I like, uh, ben and jerry's chubby hubby.
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I teach piano and voice at carnegie-Mellon.
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And watching "frasier".
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My friend made me come.
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I'm looking for a nice guy who likes chihuahuas.
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I have three.
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My boyfriend would kill me if he knew.
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And i have a speedo fetish.
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Especially red and teal.
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I recently, uh, went home with this...
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very cute boy that i met at babylon.
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Uh, he had some drugs.
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I also conduct the local gay men's chorus.
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I hope you'll all come to our upcoming concert.
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I wanted to seem young and sexy so i took some,
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And i ended up in a coma. Hmm. And, uh...
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and i would love someone to come home to after rehearsal.
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Now...
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i'm looking for a relationship based on something real.
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And i thought maybe there might be someone here who's looking for the same thing.
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And, uh, that's all.
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Faggots, faggots everywhere and not a drop to drink.
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I can honestly say i have no desire to have sex with any of these people.
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Me neither.
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Whew... it's a start.
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I've never seen so many comic books.
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That's what everybody i bring home says.
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I mean... people have told me that.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Who's the big fella?
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Captain astro.
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Um, my friend emmett, he's staying with me.
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It was to be a temporary thing, but he's become sort of a squatter.
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He may come home at any time, so sorry about that.
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You don't have to apologize for everything.
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I know. I do that. I'm sorry.
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Um---
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Do you want anything? Um, juice?
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Beer.
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I don't have any wine.
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Slow.
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Hi, guys. You know what you'd like?
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Um---
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I'll have the bacon cheeseburger,
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Medium fries, and, uh, a pepsi.
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Okay.
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Uh, i'll have the, uh,
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Uh, the grilled tuna and, um... i, uh...
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Just... i-I'll have water.
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Oh, come on. Live a little.
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I can tell you've been denying yourself for way too long.
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All right, give me what he's having.
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Okay, coming right up.
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He has a nice smile.
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Among other attributes.
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I'm sure he's a fine person.
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Rhodes scholar would be my guess.
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You know, ordinarily i'd be wracking my brain
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To come up with some pathetic line for when he comes back.
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Like, "i haven't seen you here before. Are you new?"
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Or, uh, "do i know you from somewhere? No? Must be in a dream."
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"So when did they start hiring models here?"
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You're worse than i am. You, um, want me to go
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To the men's room so you can take a crack at him, or---
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Oh, god no!
It never worked anyway.
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All that useless flirting.
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It is such a relief to be out of that world.
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I have a confession to make.
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I didn't go to date bait just to drum up an audience
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For our 500th sondheim concert. I had a feeling.
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I was hoping that i would find someone i could connect to.
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Someone appropriate. Exactly.
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Someone appropriate.
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Well...
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i say let's get to know each other and...
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see what happens.
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Take it slow.
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I always preferred andante to presto anyway.
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Okay, boys.
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These'll help cool you down.
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27 minutes on my nipples! I clocked it.
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I mean, i expected him to know what to do with his hands,
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'Cause that's his business,
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But he has the most talented tongue.
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Every time i came -Every time?
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He would just keep on going.
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Licking me... everywhere.
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I once knew a guy who could tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue.
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I was afraid to let him blow me.
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27 minutes?
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W-Was that 13, 12 on each nipple, or...?
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16 right, 11 left.
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Yeah, that's probably how long it takes him to get it up.
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I wouldn't know. I never saw it when it was down.
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Another viagra success story.
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So are you bringing him to woody's tonight?
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He's not really into the bar scene.
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Well what is he into?
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His life.
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Like the guy i met.
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You met someone? He's very nice.
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Very intelligent, very interesting.
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Is he a top or a bottom?
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You know, not everybody judges people by your criteria, okay?
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Roger and i---
Roger?
256
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:29,753
Roger and i have decided
257
00:14:29,753 --> 00:14:32,255
To get to know each other before we have sex.
258
00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:35,759
What do you think you are, lesbians?
259
00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:38,262
It's like "the mirror has two faces". No, no, it is.
260
00:14:38,262 --> 00:14:41,265
Because barbra plays an unattractive professor; no offense,
261
00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:43,768
Who marries jeff bridges because neither one of them can handle sex.
262
00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:47,271
But of course barbara gets horny because, hello, jeff's such a dream boat.
263
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:49,774
So, um, she hops on a stairmaster for like, two minutes,
264
00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:52,276
Eats a carrot stick and then, poof-She gorgeous.
265
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:55,279
Then she comes in dressed like the hooker in "nuts"
266
00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,281
And of course jeff's willing to fuck her.
267
00:14:57,281 --> 00:15:00,284
And, um, they... dance in the street.
268
00:15:00,284 --> 00:15:02,787
And she still wasn't nominated.
269
00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:06,792
You know, you do it right away, or you don't do it at all.
270
00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:10,295
I'm happy for you, mikey.
271
00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:14,299
Fuck he is.
272
00:15:16,301 --> 00:15:18,804
Justin, daphne's here!
273
00:15:19,304 --> 00:15:20,806
Molly---
274
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:24,309
We're going to be late.
275
00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:26,812
Hey, look. Justin told me how great you're being about everything
276
00:15:26,812 --> 00:15:28,814
And, uh, i just want to say i think
277
00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:30,816
He's really lucky to have such an understanding mom.
278
00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:32,318
Well, i'm trying.
279
00:15:32,318 --> 00:15:35,321
Yeah, well it must be hard, 'cause in my family,
280
00:15:35,321 --> 00:15:37,323
I'm black, my parents are black.
281
00:15:37,323 --> 00:15:39,325
We're all black. You know what i mean?
282
00:15:39,325 --> 00:15:41,327
I think so.
283
00:15:41,828 --> 00:15:43,830
Oh! Did you see the flyer?
284
00:15:43,830 --> 00:15:46,332
What flyer? For the art show.
285
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:49,836
His name's really big. Would you come on already?
286
00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:52,839
Gay and lesbian center? When did this happen?
287
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:54,841
Oh, my god, you mean he didn't---
288
00:15:54,841 --> 00:15:56,843
He doesn't tell me much these days.
289
00:15:56,843 --> 00:16:00,347
Oh, promise you won't tell him i told you or he'll stop telling me.
290
00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:03,851
You don't have to yell, i heard you the first time.
291
00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:06,854
And i don't know when i'll be back.
292
00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:08,355
Justin!
293
00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:11,358
Be careful.
294
00:16:11,859 --> 00:16:13,861
Chris, pass me that hammer.
295
00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:17,865
- You're really good at that. - Thanks.
296
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:19,867
I like you guys' bracelets.
297
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:22,870
Oh, they're for friendship. I mean, he's not my boyfriend or anything.
298
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:26,374
- I figured. - You can tell i'm gay?
299
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:28,877
Well you're here, aren't you?
300
00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:32,380
I'm heading on down to the diner to get a soda. You wanna come?
301
00:16:33,882 --> 00:16:35,884
Sure.
302
00:16:35,884 --> 00:16:39,387
What-What are you doing? She thinks you're a lesbian.
303
00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:42,390
Well, can't i be one of the cool people too?
304
00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:44,893
You're a freak.
305
00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:50,398
You know, you have real talent. Really?
306
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:52,401
You should develop it. Maybe go to art school.
307
00:16:52,401 --> 00:16:53,903
I've been thinking about that.
308
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:55,905
Well, if you ever need a recommendation.
309
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:57,907
Thanks.
310
00:16:57,907 --> 00:16:59,909
Do you think brian's going to come?
311
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:03,913
Don't expect too much from him, okay?
312
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,916
What's too much?
313
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,417
Anything at all.
314
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,420
You'll have lots of relationships, justin,
315
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,422
With lots of interesting people.
316
00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:16,425
I know you don't believe that right now, but you will.
317
00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:19,429
I just want him to see his picture framed, that's all.
318
00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:34,945
Are you sure you want to do this?
319
00:17:34,945 --> 00:17:36,947
Yeah, why not? I'll get a taste of your world,
320
00:17:36,947 --> 00:17:38,949
See what i'm saving you from.
321
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,962
Just the same as i remember it.
322
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,964
Even the guys look the same.
323
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,966
Why'd you stop?
324
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:58,469
It wasn't for me. And i met someone.
325
00:17:58,469 --> 00:17:59,470
Oh.
326
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:03,975
Yeah, we were together almost six years.
327
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,978
Wow. So, who left who?
328
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:09,480
He died.
329
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,482
I'm sorry.
330
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,485
Nobody's fault.
331
00:18:13,986 --> 00:18:15,988
Hi!
332
00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:18,991
So, is, uh... is this the famous chiropractor?
333
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:20,993
David, this is emmett.
334
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,996
Hi, emmett. Hello, gorgeous.
335
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:26,999
So, um, so i've, um...
336
00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:29,001
i've got a little tightness right in here.
337
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,003
One place i don't need it. Would you mind?
338
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:33,005
I wouldn't mind at all if you made an appointment.
339
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:35,007
Well, it's worth a shot.
340
00:18:35,007 --> 00:18:37,009
Where's ted?
341
00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:39,012
Out with the pillsbury doughboy.
342
00:18:39,512 --> 00:18:41,014
Oh, my god. That guy over there
343
00:18:41,514 --> 00:18:44,017
Looks exactly like matthew mcconaughey.
344
00:18:44,017 --> 00:18:47,020
Maybe he smokes pot naked. Excuse me.
345
00:18:48,521 --> 00:18:51,024
Doesn't hold anything back, huh?
346
00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:53,526
He was toning it down for you.
347
00:18:58,531 --> 00:19:00,533
Where the fuck have you been?
348
00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:03,536
Brian, this is david.
349
00:19:03,536 --> 00:19:05,538
Oh, fuck me, the new beau.
350
00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:07,541
I've heard a lot about you.
351
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,044
And i've heard a lot about you too.
352
00:19:10,044 --> 00:19:13,547
Sixteen right, eleven left.
353
00:19:13,547 --> 00:19:15,549
Excuse me? Nothing.
354
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,551
You're tweaked, what are you on?
355
00:19:18,052 --> 00:19:21,055
Oh, e, k, ghb. Most of the letters on "sesame street."
356
00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:24,058
You're gonna get dehydrated taking all that shit. I'm gonna get you some water.
357
00:19:24,558 --> 00:19:26,560
Want a beer? Sure.
358
00:19:30,064 --> 00:19:32,567
Well, you've got him well-Trained.
359
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:36,071
Well, he takes care of me, and i take care of him.
360
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,073
So, doc...
361
00:19:39,574 --> 00:19:41,576
do you fuck all of your patients?
362
00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:46,081
Well, if you're referring to michael, i released him from my care,
363
00:19:47,582 --> 00:19:49,584
Before we went out together.
364
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:53,088
What about you? What do you do?
365
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,589
Advertising.
366
00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:59,094
Well, you must know a thing or two about screwing people yourself.
367
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:01,097
Yeah, i could do it in my sleep.
368
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:03,099
I bet you could.
369
00:20:03,099 --> 00:20:05,101
You know, dave,
370
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:09,105
What's weird about you meeting mikey? "Mikey"?
371
00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:12,108
Is that we usually meet guys together.
372
00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:15,611
And they usually end up with you.
373
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,613
The lucky ones.
374
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,615
Debatable.
375
00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:21,617
So what'd i miss?
376
00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:23,619
Nothing special.
377
00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:36,633
Okay,
378
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:39,136
Identify my favorite aria of all time
379
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:41,638
And you instantly become my new favorite person.
380
00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:44,641
Oh, well, thanks for not putting any pressure on me.
381
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:54,652
"Clemenzo di tito", sesto's aria, act two.
382
00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:56,654
Come on, give me a tough one.
383
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:59,657
Okay, stop trying to make me fall for you.
384
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,660
Who's trying? You are the first person i've met
385
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,662
In pittsburgh who knows sesto's aria.
386
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:07,165
I'm the only other person who knows.
387
00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:10,668
You know, when i was a kid,
388
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:14,672
I used to pretend i was sick on saturday afternoons so i could skip little league
389
00:21:14,672 --> 00:21:16,674
And listen to the met opera broadcasts on the radio.
390
00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:19,677
Huh, i wish i'd known you. We could have listened together.
391
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,689
Is, uh, is this allowed?
392
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,691
Yeah.
393
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,195
Only, uh...
394
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,698
I'm not quite... ready yet.
395
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,200
It's okay.
396
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,203
But i will be soon.
397
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,205
And, uh...
398
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,208
i have a feeling it's going to be great.
399
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,723
You had a hideous time, i can tell.
400
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:07,727
Ah, i don't mind going out once in a while.
401
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,729
Are you implying that i'm a scene queen?
402
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,232
You are a scene queen.
403
00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:14,235
We're in pittsburgh, there is no scene.
404
00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:16,237
Yeah, so what's the big attraction?
405
00:22:16,237 --> 00:22:18,739
Well, if you don't go out, you don't meet people. You met me.
406
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,742
Rare exception. Besides, my friends are here---
407
00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:23,744
Your friends? Some friends.
408
00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:27,248
Your friend brian tried to hit on me. He did not.
409
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:29,750
I've been around the block. He's always like that.
410
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,253
Besides, he was high. I'm just telling you.
411
00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:34,755
He wouldn't. He did.
412
00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:39,760
Shit.
413
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,264
Well, he can't have you. You're mine.
414
00:22:52,774 --> 00:22:54,776
Whoo!
415
00:23:02,784 --> 00:23:05,287
I told you, i'm not going.
416
00:23:05,287 --> 00:23:07,290
I promised him you'd be there.
417
00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:09,792
Well, you should stop making promises that i can't keep.
418
00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:13,296
Hey, don't be a shit. I'm trying to clean up some of your mess.
419
00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:16,299
Look, he's the one that threw himself at me.
420
00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:20,303
I've been trying to get rid of him. Tell it to the judge.
421
00:23:20,303 --> 00:23:23,306
When did you start sounding like your girlfriend?
422
00:23:23,306 --> 00:23:26,309
It's time you became part of the community.
423
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:28,811
Look, just because i fuck guys
424
00:23:28,811 --> 00:23:31,314
Does not mean i'm part of some community.
425
00:23:31,314 --> 00:23:34,818
And it doesn't mean i have anything in common with someone else who does.
426
00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:37,821
You know, it's more than that. We need to take care of each other.
427
00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:39,823
I don't need to take care of anyone,
428
00:23:39,823 --> 00:23:42,326
And i don't need anyone to take care of me.
429
00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:44,828
One day you might.
430
00:23:44,828 --> 00:23:46,330
Fuck groups.
431
00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:48,832
I thought you did.
432
00:23:48,832 --> 00:23:53,337
Occasionally, but it's by invitation only.
433
00:24:14,859 --> 00:24:17,362
Did you see this? They're charging $100
434
00:24:17,362 --> 00:24:19,364
For every one of your drawings.
435
00:24:19,364 --> 00:24:22,367
You could be rich. It's charity. I don't get to keep it.
436
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,869
Still.
437
00:24:25,870 --> 00:24:29,375
And would you stop watching the door?
438
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,382
He plays beautifully, doesn't he?
439
00:24:36,382 --> 00:24:38,884
I'm all a-Tingle.
440
00:24:38,884 --> 00:24:40,886
So have you two had sex yet?
441
00:24:40,886 --> 00:24:42,888
Would you keep your voice down?
442
00:24:42,888 --> 00:24:44,890
Well, when are you?
443
00:24:46,392 --> 00:24:48,394
When we both know it's the right thing to do.
444
00:24:48,394 --> 00:24:51,897
Sex is never the right thing to do.
445
00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:53,899
Feeding the poor is the right thing to do.
446
00:24:53,899 --> 00:24:56,403
Hiring the handicapped is the right thing to do. Donating blood---
447
00:24:56,403 --> 00:24:58,405
All right, all right, you made your point.
448
00:24:58,405 --> 00:25:00,407
Everyone loves your drawings.
449
00:25:00,407 --> 00:25:01,908
You guys check out the food? I'm not hungry.
450
00:25:02,409 --> 00:25:05,412
Okay. How about the cute guys? There's some right over there just about your age.
451
00:25:11,418 --> 00:25:13,920
He's here.
452
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,423
Mmm! Yippee.
453
00:25:16,423 --> 00:25:18,925
Well, aren't you going to go over there?
454
00:25:19,426 --> 00:25:21,429
Are you crazy?
455
00:25:21,929 --> 00:25:23,431
Thanks for coming.
456
00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:26,934
Whatever.
457
00:25:29,937 --> 00:25:32,440
Where's the back room?
458
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:37,445
Lindsay, this is david.
459
00:25:37,445 --> 00:25:39,947
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
460
00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:41,949
Whoo! Michael.
461
00:25:43,451 --> 00:25:45,453
Let's go check out the vagina sculptures first,
462
00:25:45,453 --> 00:25:47,455
Get it over with.
463
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:55,464
The famous "art-Eest."
464
00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:57,966
Did you see my stuff? No, i had to get a drink first.
465
00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,970
It's over there, in case you're interested.
466
00:26:19,989 --> 00:26:21,491
Psst.
467
00:26:23,993 --> 00:26:26,996
I think the artist has taken some liberties.
468
00:26:26,996 --> 00:26:28,998
Oh, that's a perfect likeness.
469
00:26:28,998 --> 00:26:32,001
Come on, it was never that big.
470
00:26:32,001 --> 00:26:35,004
Hey, you haven't seen it in a long time.
471
00:26:35,004 --> 00:26:37,006
I haven't seen "gone with the wind" in a long time either,
472
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,509
But i know it's still three and a half hours.
473
00:26:39,509 --> 00:26:41,511
The brian and michael show.
474
00:26:42,012 --> 00:26:46,016
Blah, blah, blah. Stuck in perpetual reruns.
475
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:51,522
Is it always like that? Michael running after him?
476
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:54,525
It's the greatest love story never told, trust me.
477
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:57,027
Oh, what was your name? David.
478
00:26:57,027 --> 00:26:59,029
Melanie. Trust me, david,
479
00:26:59,029 --> 00:27:01,031
Long after you're gone, he'll still have michael.
480
00:27:01,031 --> 00:27:03,534
Brian's little acolyte, poor guy.
481
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,536
Oh, but don't worry. Michael can wait forever.
482
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,037
Brian'll never fuck him. Pardon my french.
483
00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:09,541
By the way, i heard you hit on david last night.
484
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:12,043
I couldn't have been that high.
485
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:15,046
You were. And you did.
486
00:27:15,046 --> 00:27:17,549
I was testing him. I wanted to see
487
00:27:17,549 --> 00:27:19,551
If he'd drop you the first chance he got.
488
00:27:19,551 --> 00:27:21,553
Oh, yeah right.
489
00:27:21,553 --> 00:27:24,556
Aren't i always looking out for you?
490
00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:28,059
You're just jealous because somebody finally thinks i'm hot or something.
491
00:27:30,061 --> 00:27:32,063
You are hot or something.
492
00:27:32,063 --> 00:27:34,566
I've been telling you that since you were 14.
493
00:27:34,566 --> 00:27:36,569
But you won't believe me.
494
00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:43,576
So, i suppose i just keep him company while michael waits.
495
00:27:43,576 --> 00:27:47,580
Oh! Oh, shit!
496
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,082
Oh, you're with michael.
497
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,585
Yeah. Um, oh, jesus,
498
00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:54,587
I-I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean that.
499
00:27:54,587 --> 00:27:57,089
I-I mean-- Well, i-I mean brian's the one
500
00:27:57,089 --> 00:28:00,593
That's always showing up with some new guy, so i just assumed that, um---
501
00:28:00,593 --> 00:28:02,094
Don't worry about it.
502
00:28:02,596 --> 00:28:05,599
Well, you know, they, they're-- They love each other, but that's it.
503
00:28:05,599 --> 00:28:07,601
That's really- That's all it is.
504
00:28:07,601 --> 00:28:10,103
Really, it's not like i didn't know.
505
00:28:11,104 --> 00:28:13,607
Do you want a shrimp ball?
506
00:28:13,607 --> 00:28:15,609
- No. - Heh.
507
00:28:16,109 --> 00:28:17,611
Thanks.
508
00:28:32,126 --> 00:28:34,629
Now that's what i call a piece.
509
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:39,133
Of art.
510
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:41,135
I've always admired creative people.
511
00:28:41,135 --> 00:28:44,639
You're pretty creative yourself there, missy.
512
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,141
Not me.
513
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:50,645
But michael, he's got a gift.
514
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,647
I didn't know he could draw.
515
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,148
Oh, he can't.
516
00:28:54,148 --> 00:28:57,653
I bought him tracing paper when he was a kid so he could copy his comic books.
517
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,655
His spiderman always ended up
518
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,658
Looking more like little orphan annie.
519
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,660
Well, what's his talent?
520
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,163
Well, it's nothing he'd be famous for.
521
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,165
You won't ever see his...
522
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,668
paintings hanging in an art gallery or...
523
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,670
hear him playing at carnegie hall.
524
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:20,175
But when it comes to taking care of people---
525
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:23,680
Knowing what you need better even than you do---
526
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,682
He's a fuckin' picasso.
527
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:00,718
Beautiful light and shadow.
528
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,721
Very... haunting.
529
00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:08,225
The photographer has a great eye.
530
00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:11,729
Strong... composition.
531
00:30:11,729 --> 00:30:13,731
You can't stay, you have to leave.
532
00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:16,233
Now, justin, don't be mean. I've kept my end of the bargain.
533
00:30:16,735 --> 00:30:20,739
Now-Now i would like to see my son's work. I won't embarrass you.
534
00:30:20,739 --> 00:30:23,241
I promise. Justin, is this your mother?
535
00:30:23,241 --> 00:30:25,243
Hi, i'm jennifer.
536
00:30:25,243 --> 00:30:27,746
Melanie. Lindsay.
537
00:30:27,746 --> 00:30:31,249
You know, your son's remarkably talented. You should be very proud.
538
00:30:31,249 --> 00:30:34,252
Well, thank you. I am.
539
00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:37,255
And what a beautiful baby.
540
00:30:37,255 --> 00:30:40,258
His name's gus. Actually, justin's the one who named him.
541
00:30:40,258 --> 00:30:44,263
Really? Well, that was his teddy bear's name.
542
00:30:44,263 --> 00:30:46,265
Aw! Oh, a teddy bear.
543
00:30:46,265 --> 00:30:47,767
Mom!
544
00:30:48,267 --> 00:30:49,769
Um, are you the mother?
545
00:30:50,269 --> 00:30:53,272
Uh, yes, but we're raising him together.
546
00:30:53,272 --> 00:30:55,775
Well, that's wonderful.
547
00:30:55,775 --> 00:30:57,777
I've never met lesbian mothers before.
548
00:30:57,777 --> 00:31:00,780
I mean, i-I read about you... them,
549
00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,782
In the papers all the time.
550
00:31:02,782 --> 00:31:05,785
Yeah, seems like there's always some judge in alabama trying to take our kids away.
551
00:31:05,785 --> 00:31:08,788
- That's why i married a lawyer. -
552
00:31:08,788 --> 00:31:10,290
Mm.
553
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:13,293
Have you seen the art?
554
00:31:13,293 --> 00:31:16,296
Not yet. Where's your stuff, honey?
555
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:24,805
She came. That's huge.
556
00:31:27,808 --> 00:31:29,810
Tremendous energy.
557
00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,312
It really comes right out at you.
558
00:31:35,816 --> 00:31:39,320
Roger... i think i'm ready.
559
00:31:40,822 --> 00:31:42,323
I promised to play the piano.
560
00:31:44,325 --> 00:31:46,828
- You're just volunteering. - You're right. Fuck 'em!
561
00:32:28,871 --> 00:32:30,874
Who's that guy you drew?
562
00:33:26,932 --> 00:33:28,934
Oh, sorry! That's all right.
563
00:34:05,972 --> 00:34:07,974
Ouch! I'm sorry.
564
00:34:16,482 --> 00:34:18,986
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What?
565
00:34:19,486 --> 00:34:22,489
No, i-I can't. What is it?
566
00:34:22,489 --> 00:34:25,492
Is something wrong? It just won't work.
567
00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:27,494
I thought i could do this. I really did.
568
00:34:27,494 --> 00:34:33,000
I mean, you are so nice and smart and talented.
569
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,003
And you play the piano beautifully.
570
00:34:36,003 --> 00:34:38,505
But? Well?
571
00:34:38,505 --> 00:34:40,507
Go on, say it.
572
00:34:42,509 --> 00:34:46,514
You're just not my type. Type?
573
00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:51,019
Are you serious?
574
00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:54,022
God! I don't believe this. After all that?
575
00:34:54,022 --> 00:34:56,524
I thought you didn't want sex to be everything.
576
00:34:56,524 --> 00:34:58,526
Yeah, but...
577
00:34:58,526 --> 00:35:02,030
i'd like it to be something.
578
00:35:05,533 --> 00:35:07,535
You're just like all the others.
579
00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:14,543
Where's my sock?
580
00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:17,546
Look, it's my fault, i admit it.
581
00:35:17,546 --> 00:35:20,049
I mean, i-I don't know what the hell's wrong with me.
582
00:35:20,049 --> 00:35:22,051
I mean, you're a catch.
583
00:35:22,051 --> 00:35:25,054
Any straight woman would find you incredibly attractive.
584
00:35:25,054 --> 00:35:29,058
Oh, is that supposed to make me feel better? Fuck you.
585
00:35:29,058 --> 00:35:32,061
Look, i know we share all the important things---
586
00:35:32,061 --> 00:35:34,063
Music, a sense of humor.
587
00:35:34,063 --> 00:35:37,566
This would be a totally appropriate relationship for me.
588
00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:40,070
The only problem is, is that sex isn't appropriate.
589
00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:43,573
You know, i was wrong.
590
00:35:44,074 --> 00:35:46,576
You're not like all the others, you're worse.
591
00:35:47,077 --> 00:35:49,079
Because you think knowing sesto's aria
592
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:51,081
From "clemenzo di tito" somehow makes you better.
593
00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,583
Well, let me tell you,
594
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:56,586
You're nothing but a pretentious, self-Involved, boring asshole,
595
00:35:56,586 --> 00:35:59,589
Who's still hanging around with younger guys
596
00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:01,591
Who don't want you and never will.
597
00:36:01,591 --> 00:36:04,094
You're pathetic!
598
00:36:05,095 --> 00:36:07,098
And what about you?
599
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:10,601
You know, after you conduct your 501st tribute to sondheim,
600
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,603
You might try going to a gym.
601
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,606
You know, get on a treadmill for once in your life, would ya?
602
00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:17,608
And do something about your breath!
603
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:22,113
Listen.
604
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:29,120
I don't suppose we could still be friends.
605
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:56,148
So i thought, "okay, he's having... experiences."
606
00:36:56,148 --> 00:36:58,150
But with boys his own age.
607
00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:01,654
This... man, he must be in his thirties.
608
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:04,657
Well not yet, but i'll be happy to tell him you thought so.
609
00:37:05,158 --> 00:37:08,161
Well it's not right. It happens.
610
00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,163
If his father finds out---
611
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:16,169
Tell me about him, this... person.
612
00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:19,172
I have to know. Brian kinney.
613
00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:23,176
God's gift to gay p.A.
614
00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,681
They all want brian.
615
00:37:27,681 --> 00:37:29,683
But the good news is, no one can have him.
616
00:37:29,683 --> 00:37:32,686
He screws them, breaks their heart and they wise up.
617
00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:35,689
Well, most of them anyway.
618
00:37:39,693 --> 00:37:42,696
So, this, uh...
619
00:37:42,696 --> 00:37:44,698
brian kinney...
620
00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:47,701
he's going to hurt my son.
621
00:37:47,701 --> 00:37:50,704
What do i do? Nothing.
622
00:37:50,704 --> 00:37:53,708
There's nothing you can do without making it worse.
623
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,210
He's only 17.
624
00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:57,712
How old were you the first time?
625
00:38:00,215 --> 00:38:03,218
Sixteen. Fifteen.
626
00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:10,725
Anyway, if it makes you feel any better,
627
00:38:10,725 --> 00:38:12,727
I've known brian since he was 14.
628
00:38:12,727 --> 00:38:14,729
He hasn't changed much.
629
00:38:14,729 --> 00:38:17,732
In fact, i'd say he and justin are pretty evenly matched.
630
00:38:20,236 --> 00:38:22,738
I don't know if i can be so accepting.
631
00:38:22,738 --> 00:38:24,740
Honey.
632
00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:26,742
Jennifer.
633
00:38:26,742 --> 00:38:28,744
You don't have too much choice.
634
00:38:28,744 --> 00:38:31,747
All you can do is hope that they'll be careful,
635
00:38:31,747 --> 00:38:34,250
And that they remember your phone number.
636
00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:42,258
Here. Don't you dare.
637
00:38:42,758 --> 00:38:44,260
This is on me.
638
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,262
Thanks.
639
00:38:46,262 --> 00:38:48,265
Oh, here.
640
00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:51,768
Give him what he needs.
641
00:39:11,788 --> 00:39:15,293
Admit it! You missed all this.
642
00:39:15,293 --> 00:39:17,295
The rampant narcissism,
643
00:39:17,295 --> 00:39:19,797
The sleaze, the drug use?
644
00:39:19,797 --> 00:39:23,301
I don't think so. So why'd you come back?
645
00:39:23,301 --> 00:39:26,304
When i figure it out, i'll let you know.
646
00:39:26,804 --> 00:39:29,307
Oh, look, it's the cast of "zoom".
647
00:39:29,307 --> 00:39:32,310
We're celebrating. Justin sold some of his art today.
648
00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:34,312
The one of you, naked.
649
00:39:34,312 --> 00:39:35,813
Who'd buy that?
650
00:39:35,813 --> 00:39:39,317
Probably some desperate queen who's always pined for you.
651
00:39:39,317 --> 00:39:41,820
Oh, ted. How thoughtful.
652
00:39:44,323 --> 00:39:47,826
Oh, my god, i used to love this song!
653
00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:53,832
Then, let's dance.
654
00:39:57,336 --> 00:39:59,338
I gotta pee.
655
00:40:06,845 --> 00:40:10,850
Okay, dr. Feelgood.
656
00:40:10,850 --> 00:40:13,853
Let me see you shake your groove thang. Come on.
657
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:24,364
Ooh, he can dance. He is gay, after all.
658
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:39,380
Anybody ever tell you you're a bad influence? You are---
659
00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:21,923
Hi. How you doing?
660
00:41:21,923 --> 00:41:24,926
Better. No thanks to you.
661
00:41:24,926 --> 00:41:26,928
Huh.
662
00:41:26,928 --> 00:41:29,432
I never really knew for sure what happened that night.
663
00:41:29,432 --> 00:41:31,934
So, uh, i figured you came out of it okay. I kept looking in the papers.
664
00:41:31,934 --> 00:41:34,937
Gee, that's... really thoughtful.
665
00:41:35,438 --> 00:41:38,941
I, uh...
666
00:41:38,941 --> 00:41:40,943
waited on the corner...
667
00:41:40,943 --> 00:41:42,945
after i called the paramedics, to make sure they came.
668
00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,450
You mean you calle.
9-1-1?
669
00:41:47,450 --> 00:41:49,452
I didn't want to stick around.
670
00:41:49,452 --> 00:41:51,954
I was afraid, you know, the drugs and shit.
671
00:41:51,954 --> 00:41:53,456
Right.
672
00:41:53,456 --> 00:41:56,960
I mean, you took so much, i was like, "whoa".
673
00:41:58,962 --> 00:42:02,466
Anyway... i'm glad you're okay.
674
00:42:04,468 --> 00:42:06,970
Well, uh...
675
00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:09,973
maybe we could, uh, get together again some time.
676
00:42:09,973 --> 00:42:11,475
Without the paramedics.
677
00:42:13,977 --> 00:42:16,980
There you are. What's taking you so long?
678
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,483
Just talking to some guy.
679
00:42:19,483 --> 00:42:22,987
What's your name again?
680
00:42:22,987 --> 00:42:25,490
Ted. Ted, right.
681
00:42:26,991 --> 00:42:28,993
Yeah, i'll... see you later.
682
00:42:29,494 --> 00:42:30,995
See ya.
683
00:42:41,506 --> 00:42:44,008
Hey, how's it going?
684
00:42:44,008 --> 00:42:47,011
- Yo! - Hi. How are you?
685
00:42:49,014 --> 00:42:51,517
Hi! Hey, how are---
686
00:42:51,517 --> 00:42:54,019
Hey, how's it going?
687
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:59,024
It's a great little collar that you got.
688
00:42:59,024 --> 00:43:01,527
- As if. - How's it going?
689
00:43:02,027 --> 00:43:04,530
You two are together, that's something.
690
00:43:08,534 --> 00:43:11,036
Oh, my god, you did it in the little boys' room.
691
00:43:11,036 --> 00:43:14,039
- Nope. - You got somebody's phone number?
692
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:18,044
I was rejected by everybody.
693
00:43:21,047 --> 00:43:23,049
It's good to be back!
694
00:43:28,054 --> 00:43:31,057
Let's get you a cocktail. Okay.
695
00:43:59,086 --> 00:44:01,088
Hey, hot stuff, you want to dance?
696
00:44:01,088 --> 00:44:03,090
I don't think so.
697
00:44:03,090 --> 00:44:05,593
Well, what do you want to do?
698
00:44:05,593 --> 00:44:07,595
Take you home.
699
00:44:31,119 --> 00:44:34,122
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa!
700
00:44:38,127 --> 00:44:40,630
Captain astro.
701
00:45:08,659 --> 00:45:12,162
Who are you thinking about?
702
00:45:12,162 --> 00:45:14,164
What?
703
00:45:15,666 --> 00:45:18,669
When you close your eyes, who are you thinking about?
704
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:23,269
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