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Good morning, South
Philadelphia Animal Shelter.
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Yes, hello, I would like
to apply for an adoption, please.
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Hey, what are
you guys talking about?
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We're adopting a
dog-fighting pit bull.
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We're gonna keep it in
the bar, all right?
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Well, why wasn't I
consulted about this?
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Because last time we tried to
get a junkyard dog, we wound up
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getting a junkyard cat, and that's
exactly where you're gonna go with it.
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Yeah.
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Because I don't want some
goddamn snarling hellhound
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running around inside of our bar!
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Are you crazy?
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Look, we're going to
rehabilitate the dog, okay?
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We don't want it to
attack other dogs.
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Now we would like for
it to attack people.
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If it attacks a person, great!
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Yeah. And, if the dog-- or when
the dog-- bites a customer,
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that person then can go home and have
a great story for their friends.
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It's a win-win for everybody.
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That's true!
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You can go, like, "Dude, I got
bit a pit bull in a bar."
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In Paddy's! It was awesome!
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Awesome! And if you're an intruder,
you should get bit by a pit bull.
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I don't understand.
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See, the biggest... Uh, how long do
you think this process usually takes?
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Just a dial tone now.
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She just hung up on
me, for some reason.
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Wait for me
in the back back.
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Okay, babe.
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Hey, who's that?
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It's my new girlfriend-- Roxy.
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That woman seems
like a prostitute.
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That's because she is.
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You're dating a prostitute?
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Not for long.
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I'm gonna make that whore my wife.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
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What the hell...?
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I don't know.
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Are they...?
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Oh, no!
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You did not just do that.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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That-that broad is a live wire.
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I'm goin' outside, 'cause
this place is shit hole!
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What are you cocks lookin' at?
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Frank...
that woman is unspeakably crass.
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You're gonna marry that, Frank?
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She's been my number-one
girl for a long while now.
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But she's still
plowing other dudes.
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In fact, Tiger Woods has
been calling her lately.
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No. No, no, no.
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That can't be the truth.
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That's bullshit.
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There is no way that Tiger Woods
is interested in that woman.
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Look, can't you find someone
who loves you for who you are?
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That woman's only in
it for the money!
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Mm-mm! Let me stop you real quick.
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Someone love Frank for who he is?
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Come on!
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No! He's got a ton
of good qualities.
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Yes, he does!
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I mean, like what?
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Like what?
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Dude, the other day, we were
hanging out under the bridge; we
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found box of denim, and I'm,
like, "You know, these look like
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good jeans in here," and he's, like,
"You want to split it with me, 50-50?"
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I mean, that's a nice thing to do.
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I wanted you to have
half of that denim.
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He shared half the jeans.
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Charlie! Charlie!
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Stop wearing clothes you find
washing up under bridges.
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Oh, they're boiled, yeah.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, we boil all our denim.
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- Oh, good, well, they're boiled, so...
- Hey!
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Hey, you know, there is some
dirty crack whore in the alley,
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blowing the busboy from the
restaurant down the street.
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This is exactly why
we need that dog.
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Let's get that dog!
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Mac, you look bad.
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Really, really bad.
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What?
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Yeah, is that your
shirt or my shirt?
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That's, like, way
too small for you.
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You look fat as shit!
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Okay, okay, I'm getting very
concerned with the integrity of
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our organization here.
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Mac, you have gained, I
mean, 50 pounds of fat.
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Mass.
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Fat.
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Muscle.
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Let's be clear: fat.
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It's fat.
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Frank, you are talking about marrying
hookers-- this is ridiculous!
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What's going on with our group?
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We're becoming the Gross Crew.
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The Gross Crew?!
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The Gross Crew.
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And I don't like that.
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I don't want that, all right?
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I don't want that.
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So, if we're gonna have this
woman hanging around, then we
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gotta clean her up or something.
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I tell you what-- what if we took a
Pretty Woman and threw it
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Roxy's way.
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Hey... Pretty Woman?
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That was a bullshit movie.
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People don't change like that.
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People change, Frank.
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Look at me.
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I went from a tiny twink to the
muscle-bound freak you see before you.
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You're not helping my argument.
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Okay, yeah, and if you're gonna
chime in, please don't do
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it with a mouthful of burrito.
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This is a chimichanga.
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You are becoming a chimichanga!
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All right, all of you-- I'm
gonna give you all 24 hours to
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do whatever you have to do, but,
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tomorrow night, I am proposing
to that dirty whore.
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This is gonna be a little bit
harder than we thought.
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This woman is a real
piece of shit.
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Uh-huh.
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Where's Frank?
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Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.
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We're here to help you
turn your life around.
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See, a lot of times, the second
act of someone's life can be
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much better than the first.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, yeah, we just want to make
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some changes in your life, Roxy.
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Perhaps get you some new clothes.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, hopefully, teach
you some manners.
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Shut up, baby dick.
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All right, well, I'm out of here.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, I... Don't go, don't go.
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We haven't even started yet.
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Come on... Frank was right.
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This woman cannot change.
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People don't just change.
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People change!
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She can change.
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I'm gonna change.
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What? You're gonna change?!
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What the hell are
you talking about?
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Well, I'm gearing up to get
into my second act, you know?
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And that's very exciting for me.
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And I'd like to help Roxy do
the same thing, that's all.
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No... no, no, Dee.
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Aw, really?
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What?
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No, you're already
in your second act.
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Me?
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Yeah. We're all in our second
acts-- don't you see that?
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And I, for one, I don't
want things to change.
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I want them to stay the way they
were, because my first act
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was awesome.
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See, your first act was-was
shit, and that's why you're so
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desperate for things
to be different.
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But they rarely ever
do get different.
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If anything-- God, they get worse.
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I mean, look at Mac.
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I got salsa on my shirt.
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He got salsa on his shirt.
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Okay... here's howhings need
to go from here on out.
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You gotta deal with this woman,
because I can't handle it...
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all right?
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She made things personal, and
I won't stand for that.
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Somebody needs to take care of
Mac, and that's gonna be me,
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because his fatness is starting
to affect our entire crew.
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Mm-hmm.
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So I'm gonna take him with me,
because the man is carrying
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around trash bags filled
with Mexican foods.
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What's that smell?
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Crack.
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That is crack rock.
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Mm-hmm.
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She's smoking crack!
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Oh, she's smoking crack.
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Okay, she's smoking crack.
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Uh, this is no longer a
safe environment for me.
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Mac, let's go.
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Come on, I gotta get out of here.
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Whew!
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I got a really good
thing going with Roxy.
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She's a sweet bitch.
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Yeah, but she's mean.
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She's definitely only
into you for the money.
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Well, so, Barbara was only
into me for the money.
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Yeah, but you deserve
better than that, man.
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Look, I'm already on it, okay?
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I signed you up on a
dating Web site.
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I got you a date, dude!
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Yeah?
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Check it out, though.
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I got a little twist on this date.
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This girl does think she's
meeting a millionaire.
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Why'd you say that, Charlie?
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That... defeats the purpose.
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Well, I'm gonna be
the millionaire.
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Oh. Explain.
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All right, check it out.
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You're gonna play my
limo driver, right?
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You're just like a regular
working stiff to this girl.
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She doesn't think you're
a millionaire, okay?
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Then we're out on the date and
I'm, like, "Oh, I don't feel
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very well.
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I gotta go home.
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But let's not waste this date.
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Why don't you finish the
date with my limo driver!"
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You know what I mean?
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Smart, Charlie.
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I mean, yeah, she's not gonna
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be able to resist an
opportunity like that.
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A night with a limo driver?
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This is a good idea.
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- Right?
- I'm gonna give it a whirl.
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- All right, man!
- All right, Charlie!
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Oh, here, I think
these are are done.
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- That first one's done?
- Yeah, this batch is done.
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Just get 'em out.
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Get 'em out-- whoo, baby!
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- Whoa! I burned myself on a rivet.
- Yeah...
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Mac, these blood tests are
going to show you the damage
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that you've been doing to your
body, and my hope is that it
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will incentivize you to finally
lose some of this disgusting
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weight you've put on.
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This is ridiculous, dude, okay?
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We're getting older.
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We're not going to
look 20 forever.
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No, I am going to look 20
forever, Mac, because the
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older I get, the more
vigilant I become.
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All right, I don't eat lunch
anymore, for instance.
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Yeah, and on odd days,
I don't eat breakfast.
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That sounds miserable.
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No, dude, it's not miserable.
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Well, yeah, it is a little bit
miserable, but it has to be, man.
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No pain, no gain.
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I am also constantly in motion.
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Like, right now, dude, I am
doing leg lifts that are
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imperceptible to the human eye.
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I call them hummingbirds.
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And although I seem relaxed, I'm
actually incredibly tense at all times.
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Dude, we've been
through this, okay?
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I'm cultivating mass.
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Stop staying that.
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You are not cultivating mass, and
if you are, stop cultivating
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and start harvesting.
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Bro, check this out.
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Try to move me.
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Wow, I'm not going to try...
Try and move me, bro.
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Take a running start.
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Take a running start.
256
00:08:06,441 --> 00:08:08,174
Excuse me.
257
00:08:08,243 --> 00:08:11,010
Did you want me to read
these test results or not?
258
00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:13,279
Yeah, I was just trying to...
trying to move him.
259
00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:14,280
He's like a brick wall.
260
00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:15,282
Yeah.
261
00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:16,282
You try to move me, Doc.
262
00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:18,284
No, no, no, you're...
Read the results, Doc.
263
00:08:18,353 --> 00:08:21,054
Well, I see, uh, severe
dehydration here, multiple
264
00:08:21,123 --> 00:08:23,690
vitamin deficiencies,
anemia, low blood pressure.
265
00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:24,692
Ooh.
266
00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,694
Mac, look, I don't want
you to fret, okay?
267
00:08:26,763 --> 00:08:28,696
I'm going to get you on
my exercise program.
268
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I'm going to get you
fit as a fiddle.
269
00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,701
Uh, these are...
these are your results, Mr. Reynolds.
270
00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:35,169
What? No, those can't be my...
my results.
271
00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:36,304
I'm healthy as shit.
272
00:08:36,373 --> 00:08:38,973
Well, uh, not according
to your tests.
273
00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:41,642
I'm healthier
than you, bro.
274
00:08:41,711 --> 00:08:43,910
Well, I wouldn't exactly
say you're healthy.
275
00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:47,714
You have type 2
adult-onset diabetes.
276
00:08:47,783 --> 00:08:50,049
Type 2 adult-onset diabetes?
277
00:08:50,118 --> 00:08:51,617
What does that mean for me?
278
00:08:51,686 --> 00:08:54,086
Well, that means you're going
to have to inject yourself
279
00:08:54,155 --> 00:08:56,388
several times a day with
insulin, or else you probably
280
00:08:56,457 --> 00:08:58,991
need to think about
losing a little weight.
281
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,593
Whoa.
282
00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:02,628
But I'm healthy
besides the diabetes?
283
00:09:02,696 --> 00:09:03,762
Um, no.
284
00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:06,231
But I'm more healthier than he
is, I think is the point that
285
00:09:06,299 --> 00:09:07,365
you're trying to make.
286
00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:08,399
Even with the diabetes.
287
00:09:08,468 --> 00:09:09,467
Dude, stop saying "diabetes!"
288
00:09:09,536 --> 00:09:15,240
You sound like an ass...
You okay, dude?
289
00:09:15,309 --> 00:09:16,442
I'm fine.
290
00:09:16,511 --> 00:09:18,610
I just, uh...
been doing a lot of hummingbirds today.
291
00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:19,612
I'm good.
292
00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,614
Have you eaten anything today?
293
00:09:21,683 --> 00:09:22,615
No.
294
00:09:22,684 --> 00:09:24,617
All right, let's get
out of here, bro.
295
00:09:24,686 --> 00:09:26,620
I'm going to get you
something to eat.
296
00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:27,621
All right.
297
00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:28,622
I'm going to lift you up.
298
00:09:29,692 --> 00:09:30,624
What the hell?
299
00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:32,626
I'm not as strong as
I thought, Dennis.
300
00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:35,629
Okay, I've hurt my back.
301
00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:40,866
I'm shit-faced.
302
00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:43,869
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle
of schnapps like it was a soda pop.
303
00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:46,237
Look, Roxy, I'm trying to give
you a second chance here, but
304
00:09:46,306 --> 00:09:47,405
you're making it very difficult.
305
00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,474
Hey, this jacket is awesome.
306
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:52,276
Ooh, and it's tighter
than dick skin, man.
307
00:09:52,345 --> 00:09:54,278
Can you watch your
language, please, Roxy?
308
00:09:54,347 --> 00:09:57,281
We're in a classy place with classy
clothes for classy people, okay?
309
00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,283
Don't talk about dick skin.
310
00:09:58,351 --> 00:09:59,284
Hi.
311
00:09:59,353 --> 00:10:00,352
Can I help you with something?
312
00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:01,353
No, thank you.
313
00:10:01,422 --> 00:10:02,554
We're just trying some stuff on.
314
00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:03,589
Um, okay.
315
00:10:03,657 --> 00:10:06,225
Well, you are aware
that jacket is $500.
316
00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:08,828
Are you implying we
can't afford that?
317
00:10:08,897 --> 00:10:09,929
Can you?
318
00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:11,064
That's none of your business.
319
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,165
Um, it's exactly my business.
320
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,165
Excuse me.
321
00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:15,167
Screw your dick skin jacket, man.
322
00:10:15,236 --> 00:10:16,168
Oh, no, no, no!
323
00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:17,169
No, no, no, no, Roxy, Roxy!
324
00:10:17,238 --> 00:10:18,170
Oh, God, no, don't do that.
325
00:10:18,239 --> 00:10:20,172
How do you like me now, gay boy?
326
00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:21,173
Well, now, okay, okay.
327
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,175
Don't call him gay, 'cause it'd
be one thing if he wasn't, but
328
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,176
he clearly is, so...
Is there a problem?
329
00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,177
Yeah, there's a problem, man.
330
00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:30,448
I'm trying to buy this coat, and
this asshole here is giving me shit.
331
00:10:30,516 --> 00:10:31,882
You are aware of the price.
332
00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:33,450
Well, here.
333
00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,119
'Cause I have money.
334
00:10:35,187 --> 00:10:36,287
Oh, shit!
335
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:39,490
Jerry, can I talk with you
in my office, please?
336
00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:41,692
You have got to be kidding me.
337
00:10:41,761 --> 00:10:43,794
Oh, oh, face, Jerry, face!
338
00:10:43,863 --> 00:10:45,062
Take a hike!
339
00:10:45,131 --> 00:10:46,096
Sorry about the gay stuff.
340
00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:47,164
That did cross the line.
341
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:50,001
Jerry, please, my office.
342
00:10:50,069 --> 00:10:51,402
Roxy!
343
00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:52,803
Holy shit.
344
00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,104
That was amazing.
345
00:10:54,173 --> 00:10:57,641
You humiliated that salesman, and then
you had the capital to back it up.
346
00:10:57,710 --> 00:10:59,043
I love you, Roxy.
347
00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:01,112
Ooh, I got to meet a client.
348
00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:03,213
No, no, no, Roxy, you don't
have to do that anymore.
349
00:11:03,282 --> 00:11:04,248
You know what?
350
00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:06,617
We should go find Frank, 'cause
he's got a surprise for you.
351
00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:08,352
No, it's Tiger Woods.
352
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,720
It's Tiger Woods?
353
00:11:09,788 --> 00:11:10,721
Yeah.
354
00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:13,356
Okay, th-this whole thing
is blowing my mind.
355
00:11:13,425 --> 00:11:15,826
Your life is way more glamorous
than what I was picturing.
356
00:11:15,895 --> 00:11:16,860
Yeah, yeah.
357
00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:21,032
Now, help me dig these
crack rocks out of my ass.
358
00:11:21,101 --> 00:11:22,500
That's what I was picturing.
359
00:11:22,569 --> 00:11:23,501
Yeah.
360
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,305
That's more like what
I was picturing.
361
00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:28,741
Charlie, I feel like a sack
of shit in this thing.
362
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:29,743
You look good.
363
00:11:29,812 --> 00:11:32,880
I feel like I'm a... I'm a four year
old going to my sister's wedding.
364
00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:33,915
You're the limo driver.
365
00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:34,916
You got to look the part, bud.
366
00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:36,918
You don't look like
a millionaire.
367
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,920
I am a casual
millionaire from Texas.
368
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:39,920
You look like a farmer.
369
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:41,923
Frank, I got the whole
thing worked out.
370
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:42,924
Now, listen to me.
371
00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:43,925
We got out on the date.
372
00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,093
I come down with a slight cough.
373
00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:46,094
Okay?
374
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,095
I ask to be taken home.
375
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,096
You take over.
376
00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,097
You charm the hell out of her.
377
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,098
I'm so nervous.
378
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,434
You know how long it's been
since I've been with a non-pro?
379
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,802
Will you relax?
380
00:11:53,871 --> 00:11:55,471
Oh, hello.
381
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,608
Tarnation!
382
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,343
You look as pretty as a peach.
383
00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:02,579
Yes, you do!
384
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,983
Hoss Bonaventure, CEO.
385
00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:08,753
Uh, this here is my
limo driver, Frank.
386
00:12:08,821 --> 00:12:09,754
Hi.
387
00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:11,823
Now, he's the finest driver
in all the land, so you gonna
388
00:12:11,891 --> 00:12:13,124
get on just fine with him.
389
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,125
Hi.
390
00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,125
Uh, hand down.
391
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,126
Only say hello once.
392
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,195
He's nervous!
393
00:12:18,264 --> 00:12:21,232
All right, well, let's-let's...
let's do this thing.
394
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:22,633
Get your stuff and giddy on up.
395
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:23,668
Calm down.
396
00:12:23,736 --> 00:12:24,668
You'll be good.
397
00:12:24,737 --> 00:12:27,104
All right!
398
00:12:32,144 --> 00:12:35,279
So, uh, how did you
make your fortune?
399
00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:36,280
Hmm?
400
00:12:36,349 --> 00:12:38,549
Oh, uh, well, uh, uh, hustlin'
401
00:12:38,618 --> 00:12:40,285
and a-rasslin'.
402
00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:41,586
Uh, you know, this and that.
403
00:12:41,655 --> 00:12:44,690
Uh, made a decent penny in
boiled denims and, uh, the
404
00:12:44,759 --> 00:12:46,258
bridge business mostly.
405
00:12:46,327 --> 00:12:50,229
Uh, oh, Frank up there, though,
now, that man is rich in spirit.
406
00:12:50,298 --> 00:12:51,864
He's rich in caricature.
407
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:55,201
Uh, and that's true fortune, if
you're asking me, to have that.
408
00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,936
So you build bridges.
409
00:12:57,004 --> 00:13:00,906
Um, uh...
I-I'm kind of into bridges myself.
410
00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:01,907
Yeah.
411
00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:04,810
I... I-I found a whole case
of eggs under a bridge last
412
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:06,812
week-- perfect condition.
413
00:13:06,881 --> 00:13:08,280
None of them missing.
414
00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:09,582
None of them cra*** ced.
415
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:13,952
I mean, who in their right mind
throws away a perfectly good
416
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,620
case of eggs this day and age?
417
00:13:15,689 --> 00:13:17,890
I mean, it's a sick
world, don't you think?
418
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:21,961
Ah, he's good with the conversation and...
419
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:23,396
Excuse me.
420
00:13:23,464 --> 00:13:24,397
Excuse me.
421
00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:26,399
I believe I'm coming down
with a bit of something here.
422
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,701
I got bit by a crab
under that same bridge.
423
00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:29,702
Oh, did you?
424
00:13:29,771 --> 00:13:31,704
Yeah. You ever been
bit by a crab, hon?
425
00:13:31,773 --> 00:13:33,706
Can we maybe put this divider up?
426
00:13:33,775 --> 00:13:36,310
Well, no, we don't want to
exclude a great man like Frank
427
00:13:36,378 --> 00:13:39,313
from the conver...
428
00:13:39,382 --> 00:13:40,881
Oh, my God!
429
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,083
Call 911!
430
00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:43,117
No, it's okay.
431
00:13:43,186 --> 00:13:44,652
I have a touch of consumption.
432
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:45,887
He's all right.
433
00:13:45,956 --> 00:13:47,155
Why don't we drop him off?
434
00:13:47,224 --> 00:13:52,294
You and I will go to dinner, OK?
435
00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:57,899
I think I've been poisoned
by my constituents!
436
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,066
Oh, my God!
437
00:13:59,135 --> 00:14:02,536
Can I offer you a nice
egg in this trying time?
438
00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:03,938
Yeah, he's got an egg.
439
00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:07,174
You might...
440
00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:11,645
I better pull over, okay?
441
00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:14,548
You know, you two can
go to dinner together.
442
00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:16,049
Help me somebody!
443
00:14:16,118 --> 00:14:17,418
Please, help me!
444
00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:20,454
Aw, shit, Charlie, what the
hell went on back there?
445
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:24,859
I swallowed, like, a million
blood caplets 'cause I was gonna
446
00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:28,396
cough, like, you know, a handful
of blood to make it it real.
447
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,599
And not I'm thinking, like,
you're not supposed to eat them
448
00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:33,135
or something 'cause they're
making me really sick.
449
00:14:33,204 --> 00:14:34,403
Aw, Charlie, you blew it.
450
00:14:34,471 --> 00:14:37,072
You're the one talking about
eggs and crabs and shit.
451
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:37,739
I love eggs, Charlie.
452
00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:38,640
I like eggs.
453
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,074
And I love crabs.
454
00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,175
I like crabs.
455
00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:43,644
And I love boiling denim
and banging whores!
456
00:14:43,713 --> 00:14:46,113
I love boiling... Well...
And I don't care if anybody
457
00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:47,348
doesn't like that about me.
458
00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:49,116
They don't have to stick around!
459
00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:50,250
Screw 'em!
460
00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:50,984
You're right.
461
00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:53,954
What's wrong with that chick?
462
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:54,989
I miss Roxy.
463
00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:55,956
Yeah.
464
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,893
Roxy and and I are
made for each other.
465
00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:03,432
Yeah. Tell you what, if
it's Roxy you want...
466
00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:12,308
That's the last of it, I think.
467
00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:16,963
Tiger Woods?
468
00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:18,798
I cannot believe you invited
him over here, Roxy.
469
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:19,466
My place is a mess.
470
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:21,968
Oh, he's here. Are you ready?
471
00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:23,970
I'm ready. I'm very excited.
472
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:28,074
Hello.
473
00:15:28,143 --> 00:15:28,976
Who are you?
474
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:30,777
Tiger Woods.
475
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,745
Hey, Tiger.
476
00:15:31,814 --> 00:15:32,479
Hey, girl.
477
00:15:33,816 --> 00:15:34,981
You brought a friend?
478
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:35,649
Yeah.
479
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,316
Good. I like that.
480
00:15:36,385 --> 00:15:36,984
Mm-hmm.
481
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:38,986
So, you ready to do this?
482
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,253
I know who you are.
483
00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:41,354
Of course you do, honey.
484
00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:42,388
I'm very famous.
485
00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:44,457
No, no, no, no, hold on a second.
486
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,326
Roxy, this is not Tiger Woods.
487
00:15:46,461 --> 00:15:47,660
What are you talking about?
488
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,862
This guy's an actor.
489
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:51,498
He definitely pretended to be
Donovan McNabb one time when I
490
00:15:51,566 --> 00:15:52,632
tried out for the Eagles.
491
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,566
Donovan McNabb? Eagles?
492
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,169
I don't know what
she's talking about.
493
00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:55,903
I play golf.
494
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:58,705
Okay, Roxy, see, this is exactly why
you gotta stop doing this shit.
495
00:15:58,774 --> 00:15:59,940
And, sir, seriously?
496
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:01,642
Okay, all right, all
right, I'm sorry.
497
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,776
You got me, all right?
498
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,512
I'm busted. I am an actor.
499
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:05,947
My name is Don Cheadle.
500
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:07,548
No, you're not Don...
What are you doing?!
501
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:08,216
What's going on?
502
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:11,686
I don't care who he is if he pays
me 500 bucks to rub my feet.
503
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:12,721
Did you say 500 bucks?
504
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:13,388
Mm-hmm.
505
00:16:13,457 --> 00:16:14,055
To rub your feet?
506
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:14,722
Mm-hmm.
507
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,357
You don't have sex with him?
508
00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:17,024
Mm-mm-mmm.
509
00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:18,059
I'm into foot shit.
510
00:16:18,128 --> 00:16:21,996
Interesting...
What shoe size are you, by the way?
511
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,766
Hey, your feet are bizarrely huge.
512
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,067
Man will go crazy for that.
513
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:29,171
I don't care for how you describe
them, but what are we talking here?
514
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,605
What kind of money are we talking?
515
00:16:30,674 --> 00:16:34,142
I don't know maybe we could pop those
boots off and kick it around a bit.
516
00:16:34,211 --> 00:16:36,678
Well, it never hurts
to talk, does it?
517
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,746
Just do it.
518
00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:40,348
He's cute.
519
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,182
Oh, God.
520
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,351
Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga,
chimichanga, chimichanga.
521
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,686
Mac, chimichangas are delicious.
522
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:45,753
I told you, dude.
523
00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:46,554
So good, oh!
524
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:47,222
I told you.
525
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:50,125
Why would you not want to eat one of
these every single day of your life?
526
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:50,792
Oh, my God!
527
00:16:50,861 --> 00:16:53,027
I mean, they're delicious,
they're full of carbs, which is
528
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,294
great for a pump.
529
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:55,629
And they're cheap as shit.
530
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,532
Hence the garbage bags
filled with them.
531
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,433
Exactly. No restrictions.
532
00:16:58,502 --> 00:16:59,200
No restrictions.
533
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,802
Oh, I love this no
restrictions thing, man.
534
00:17:00,871 --> 00:17:03,605
Now in that vein, I want you to
take a look at that chimichanga.
535
00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,640
I want you to say to yourself,
"Chimichanga, you are
536
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,542
delicious, but what
do I really want?"
537
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,410
What I really want?
538
00:17:09,479 --> 00:17:11,978
What do you want more than
anything else in the entire world?
539
00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:14,448
What do I want more than anything
else in this entire world?
540
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,282
Yes.
541
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:17,484
Crack.
542
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:22,423
Oh. I thought you were gonna say
pizza or buffalo wings or something.
543
00:17:22,492 --> 00:17:23,291
Yeah, no, no, no.
544
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,325
You want crack?
545
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:25,026
Yeah, crack cocaine.
546
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,194
Now, I've never had crack.
547
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,596
Dude, you are going to love it.
548
00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:29,664
I am?
549
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,398
It's so good.
550
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,466
Let's do it!
551
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:33,301
No restrictions, baby,
no restrictions.
552
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:33,969
No restrictions.
553
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,303
Aw, man, this is gonna
be awesome, dude.
554
00:17:36,073 --> 00:17:36,905
Do you want some insulin?
555
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:37,572
Oh, shit.
556
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:38,740
Yo.
557
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:39,841
Uh-huh.
558
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:42,911
You did what now?
559
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,047
Oh, she is?
560
00:17:45,115 --> 00:17:46,782
I don't get it, but
I don't need to.
561
00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:47,950
Okay, we'll see you there.
562
00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:48,817
Okay, bye.
563
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:52,522
Um, dude, so, apparently,
Charlie just puked blood all
564
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:55,525
over some lady in a limousine and Dee is
sucking off Don Cheadle or something?
565
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:58,294
And Frank wants to go ahead and get
married to Roxy as soon as possible.
566
00:17:58,363 --> 00:17:59,462
So we got to fire down there.
567
00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:02,131
Dude, we can get crack from Roxy.
568
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,067
Let's get crack from
Roxy, Okay, perfect.
569
00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:06,202
Now do you want some
of this insulin?
570
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:07,270
No, I just want crack.
571
00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:08,438
Okay, we'll get down there.
572
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:11,207
And on the way, let's fire down
to John Wanamaker's and get
573
00:18:11,276 --> 00:18:14,010
ourselves a couple of
Tommy Bahama shirts.
574
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:16,012
Are you familiar?
575
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,784
Yeah, see what you mean
about these shirts, bro.
576
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,318
Yeah.
You'll grow into yours, buddy.
577
00:18:22,387 --> 00:18:23,153
Yeah, comfy as shit.
578
00:18:23,221 --> 00:18:23,987
They hide your fatness.
579
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,156
You know, they're ugly as all
hell, but I have a feeling
580
00:18:26,224 --> 00:18:28,791
I'm gonna like 'em a lot more
when I'm high as shit on crack.
581
00:18:29,527 --> 00:18:30,627
What's up, basticks?
582
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,463
Basticks? Is that how you're
gonna talk from now on?
583
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:35,732
Look, I'm not taking no shit
no more, so get used to it.
584
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,968
Also, I'm gonna
become a foot girl.
585
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:39,202
All right, gross. Whatever.
586
00:18:39,271 --> 00:18:40,871
Frank, you ready?
587
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:41,538
Oh, yeah.
588
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:42,205
I'm ready.
589
00:18:42,274 --> 00:18:44,341
Okay, Roxy, Frank would
like to say a few words.
590
00:18:44,410 --> 00:18:45,142
Everybody.
591
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:45,943
Gather round.
592
00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:47,644
Roxy... Frank.
593
00:18:47,713 --> 00:18:52,649
You are good shit, and I
want to make this legit.
594
00:18:52,718 --> 00:18:57,821
I'm still gonna pay you, but I want
you to stop banging other guys.
595
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,289
What do you say?
596
00:18:59,358 --> 00:19:02,660
Want to be my wife or what?
597
00:19:02,729 --> 00:19:06,031
Holy shit.
598
00:19:06,099 --> 00:19:08,834
Oh-oh, my God.
599
00:19:08,902 --> 00:19:12,204
Oh, my... Uh... ooh... Whoops.
600
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:13,038
Christ!
601
00:19:13,107 --> 00:19:13,706
No, it's okay.
602
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:14,807
She does this from time to time.
603
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,509
She's had an excessive
amount to drink, so yeah.
604
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:18,610
Okay. Well, Roxy, get up.
605
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,247
Roxy... Come on, Roxy.
606
00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:21,914
Roxy?
607
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:22,848
Big day for Frank here.
608
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,750
Roxy, we don't have
a ton of time, Rox.
609
00:19:24,819 --> 00:19:25,885
Get up!
610
00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:27,854
The bitch is dead!
611
00:19:27,922 --> 00:19:29,021
How could she be dead?
612
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,758
I'm telling you her heart popped.
613
00:19:31,826 --> 00:19:34,427
She was smoking crack in the
car the whole way here and also
614
00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:35,361
all day long.
615
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,495
She got no pulse.
616
00:19:36,564 --> 00:19:37,396
Oh, my God!
617
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,063
Holy shit!
618
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:38,831
Call 911!
619
00:19:38,899 --> 00:19:40,399
Call an ambulance.
620
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:41,333
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
621
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:42,634
No, no, no. No, no, no!
622
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:43,702
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
623
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,436
Whoa, whoa, what?
624
00:19:44,504 --> 00:19:45,403
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
625
00:19:45,472 --> 00:19:47,171
Uh, we gotta think
this through, okay?
626
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,673
Dead hooker in my apartment?
627
00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:49,707
That doesn't look good for me.
628
00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:50,541
I'm covered in blood.
629
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,543
I mean, not good to have
a dead hooker, right?
630
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:54,645
It would kind of mess up our
second acts a little bit.
631
00:19:54,714 --> 00:19:56,013
And I'll tell you guys something.
632
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,115
I smoked a little crack in
the car on the way over.
633
00:19:58,184 --> 00:19:59,016
Oh, you bitch!
634
00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:00,118
Oh, does she still have any?
635
00:20:00,186 --> 00:20:00,785
Yeah, yeah.
636
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:01,619
> We can't leave her here.
637
00:20:01,688 --> 00:20:03,387
No, no, we can't leave her here.
638
00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:06,757
Um, let's, uh... Oh, God.
639
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:10,494
Okay, well, I mean... I don't want to
sound insensitive, but we could just
640
00:20:10,562 --> 00:20:12,562
put her out in the hall.
641
00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,297
We call in an anonymous tip.
642
00:20:14,366 --> 00:20:17,033
So we're still calling 911...
Someone finds her.
643
00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,067
...just from a pay phone.
644
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:22,170
This seems like the best thing to
do considering the circumstances.
645
00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:23,238
Frank, what do you think?
646
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,106
I think Roxy would have
wanted it that way.
647
00:20:25,175 --> 00:20:25,940
Well, there you go.
648
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:26,774
Frank would know.
649
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:27,642
I mean, that's it!
650
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:28,342
You would know, Frank.
651
00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:29,710
Can I say a few words?
652
00:20:29,779 --> 00:20:30,778
Make it nice.
653
00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:31,946
Let's make the whole thing nice.
654
00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:35,083
Really? I just want to
get her out of here.
655
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:40,355
Oh, nice.
656
00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:42,658
Roxy, God bless you.
657
00:20:42,727 --> 00:20:43,826
You were a good whore.
658
00:20:43,895 --> 00:20:47,330
You serviced me like no
other whore ever did.
659
00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:50,467
Not only my crank, but my heart.
660
00:20:50,536 --> 00:20:54,238
And I'm gonna miss ya.
661
00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:58,008
Amen.
662
00:21:02,281 --> 00:21:04,560
So should we get the dead
whore out of the apartment?
663
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,126
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
664
00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:16,796
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