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Hey, hey!
What do you think of these, guys?
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My God, Frank. My God.
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You look ridiculous in those, dude.
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Dude, why are you wearing skinny jeans?
Because they're hip.
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And I want to stay young.
Well, stay old, bro.
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Because that looks terrible.
Dress your age.
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I like 'em. I think they
make me look sexy.
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I am getting a tremendous amount of enjoyment
watching you parade around in those things.
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- So I say keep them.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
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It's like a Humpty Dumpty vibe going on
with those. I don't know if you want...
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Yo-oh! Big news, bitches!
The ban's been lifted.
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And we are back in.
Flipadelphia, here we come!
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Ohh!
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
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Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
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Flip!
Flip!
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Flip- Yeah!
Adelphia!
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What the hell is Flipadelphia?
What is Flipadelphia?
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Dude, it's a city-wide
flip cup tournament. It's the best.
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Yeah. We were the bar to beat
10 years ago until we got muscled out.
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Yeah. They very, very unfairly accused
us of poisoning our rival team.
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Yes.
You got framed?
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No, we did poison the shit out of them.
But they didn't have any proof.
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So you have a rival?
Oh, yeah, big-time.
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This dive bar down the
street called Molly's. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. This year we're gonna
jam it right up their butt holes.
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Ohh! Wow. Yeah, me, Dennis and
Charlie will jam their butt holes.
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You're not gonna come anywhere near their butt holes.
Let us handle the butt holes.
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What are you talking about?
You guys, I- I'm your number four.
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I'm your "Adelphia.
" And you can't- Yeah, I know.
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But, Dee, I mean, what, do you,
like, not remember the past?
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You choked under pressure in '98.
You blew the whole thing.
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We were gonna win. And then
you couldn't flip your damn cup over.
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I know, Charlie! That's why
I've been practicing ever since.
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I mean, you gotta give me
a chance to redeem myself.
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Okay, fine. You will have
a chance to redeem yourself.
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In the meantime, what do you say we
throw a little gas on the rivalry fire?
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I thought you said
this place was a shithole.
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Yeah, it was. But looks like
they've made a few renovations.
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All right, well, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
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Could be a scheme.
Okay, you guys ready?
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Probably, yeah.
Guess who, bitches!
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Are you guys hungry, huh?
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Enjoying your meals?
Oh, yeah! Whoo!
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Oh, everybody have some lemon on it.
Yeah.
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Honk, honk, honk.
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Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
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Will they highest ranking member
of the staff please step forward?
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I'm, uh, Art Sloan.
I'm the owner. Huh?
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Uh, you're Art Sloan?
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Now see, you look very different
from what I remember.
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Do I know you people?
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Uh, allow me to refresh
your memory. Ohh!
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Whoa, whoa.
What- What the hell is that?
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Flip cup. Ten years ago?
We poisoned you, dude. Remember?
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Oh, wait a minute, yeah.
We got really sick. Yeah.
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You acted sick.
But check it out.
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Who's to say we didn't put that very
same poison in the drinking water?
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Hey, everybody, relax.
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He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
No, I don't have any on me.
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But I do keep some in my fridge
at home in the relish jar.
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There's poison in that jar?
I thought I was allergic to pickles.
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What's in the jar with
the skull and crossbones?
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Oh, that's mayonnaise.
That's a decoy.
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- And the mayo?
- That's shampoo.
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You're telling me I've been putting
shampoo on my sandwiches?
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If you're using the mayonnaise,
yeah, probably. I-I'm sorry.
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Is there something that
I can do for you people?
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Yeah! We came to tell you
we're reigniting the rivalry, dick worm.
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- It's back on, bitch! - You know what?
I-I am not your rival, okay?
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I never was. And I am certainly not
participating in Flipadelphia.
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Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
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Flip, flip- Oh!
Looks like someone's scared, guys.
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Now you're just being childish.
Oh, yeah?
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How's this for childish, bro?
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All right, that's it!
I'm calling the cops.
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He pissed on your bar!
Yeah, call the cops!
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See you Saturday. Don't be late.
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Three, two, one, go!
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Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!
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No, no.
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No, you're doing it too high!
Get it! Get it!
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What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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I don't know, you guys. I was...
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That was terrible!
I'm sorry, okay?
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I thought you had been practicing.
I have been practicing!
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I don't know what happened!
You know, it's her bison-sized fingers!
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I don't have bison fingers!
I don't have bison fingers. Oh, yes, you do.
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Your mother had to have a C-section
because of those hands.
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Okay, you guys are just
all screaming in my face!
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People are going to scream
at the tournament!
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That's it. She's off the team.
Shut up, Frank!
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You're not even on the team!
That's true. What is my role here?
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Why did you bring that up?
Yeah. All right.
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You're not gonna be on the flip cup team.
No. Definitely not.
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Maybe you could be, um, team instigator.
Yeah! There we go.
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That works. I'll be the instigator.
Sure. Yeah.
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Okay. I'll instigate. In the meantime,
we need to find a replacement for Dee.
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We need a replacement. No! No, no, no, no, no!
That's not fair, you guys.
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Don't replace me!
You're being replaced.
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Okay. I'll tell you what, Dee.
If you can prove to us...
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that you can flip 10 cups in a row
under pressure, you're back on the team.
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Yes! Okay, I gotta practice.
That's all I need. All right.
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I gotta warm up. You see, I went into this cold.
I came in here cold.
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That's what my problem was.
One mistake and you're off the team.
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That oughta keep her busy
for at least a week or so.
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I don't think she'll ever get that.
Okay, in the meantime,
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let's find a replacement. Yes.
And I know just the place to go.
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Where? Same place I learned to
hone my God-given flip cup skills.
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The Delta Omega Lambda
fraternity house at Penn. Wait.
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That was, like, 15 years ago.
I don't think you'd have any clout there.
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It doesn't matter, man. I was the king of that place.
I'm a legend over there.
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Oh. This brings me back.
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Got the alumni's up here. Nice.
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Oh, man.
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This is the class.
Oh, man. There's Ritter.
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Oh, that's- "I chug dick"? No.
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What? I never-
I don't chug dick. That's crazy.
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Why would you even put-
That's not funny.
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Come on, that's homophobic.
I mean, come on. What the hell?
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Bitch!
Pick it back up!
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No, shake the ass! Shake the ass!
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Yeah, there you go!
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- Like this! - Frank?
What the hell are you doing, man?
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I'm recruiting these guys for the flip cup thing.
I almost got this, Dennis.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Yeah!
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All right!
That's real funny shit, Frank!
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Step out for a second and let me handle this.
All right, guys-
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I'm Brother Reynolds, class of '98.
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Dude, we were cruising
in sixth grade in '98, man.
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Oh, sixth grade? Cool, man.
Well, I guess I kind of blazed the trail...
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for these sorts of shenanigans
you guys got going on in here.
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- What's going on with this kid?
- Oh, he's a pledge.
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And we're zapping his nuts
with a stun gun every couple of hours.
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- Oh!
- Look at him, man!
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That's brutal, man. Wow.
Let me- Let me get in on that.
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You- You want to get in on this?
Yeah.
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I'm sort of a legend when it
comes to this kind of shit. So, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Cool.
Here, man. -
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- Down he goes!
- Oh, shit! That really hurts!
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Dennis, these guys are badass shitheads!
Oh, man! You got any ludes?
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Ludes? I don't think they
make those anymore, man. No?
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We got Ritarall.
Ritarall?
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Yeah. What's Ritarall?
Oh, snortski. Ohh. Mmm.
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Ooh! Ooh, that's tasty stuff.
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Uh, God.
Zap him again.
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Huh?
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- It's that- It's that easy.
- Don't do that shit again, you little idiot!
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Okay? Have some respect for a brother,
okay? I'm a legend around this place.
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So don't zap me again! All right, listen.
I came here for a reason, okay?
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I came here to recruit you
for a flip cup tournament.
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Flip cup? Flip cup? What are you, a freshman?
That is so lame.
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Take a look at how loose his jeans are.
Okay. Okay.
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Let me have it a minute.
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No more zapping.
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All right, all right.
No more zapping.
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We're done.
Stop, stop, stop!
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Get outta here!
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All right, focus. You can do this.
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One more time, just- Oh, Dee.
Dee, it's getting hard to watch.
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Really.
I can't stop grinding my teeth.
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I don't know how these kids
study on this goddamn Ritarall.
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Yeah, I don't know either!
And I don't give a shit!
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Hey. So how did the recruiting go?
Oh, it was bad.
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We both got punked. Yeah, we both got
punked, Frank. We both got punked!
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That's right. These kids these
days, I'll tell you what.
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They're nothing like we used to be
back when we were in fraternities.
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They have no respect for anybody, okay?
They're like stupid little goddamn savages.
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They're bitches!
They're bitches! They're little bitches.
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I came in there, right?
And I was polite, and I was nice to them.
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I was cordial. And they completely
goddamn disrespected me!
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Little idiots! Idiots!
Yeah.
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I was completely respectful.
They're supposed to be my brothers, right?
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They're my brothers?
No, no. That's not fun.
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What they were doing wasn't fun.
They kept zapping us and zapping us.
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Idiots! Savages! Idiots!
No, zap, zap, zap, zap.
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Idiots! Jesus Christ, dude.
Calm down.
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Man, that's-
All right, I'm just...
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They disrespect-
I am a legend over there!
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I know you're a legend.
Charlie knows you're a legend, you know?
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Yeah. That's just the
viciousness of youth.
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That wasn't fun!
It's not fun! It's not fun!
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Savages!
I'll tell you what, dude.
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Maybe you should step down
from the fraternity thing.
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Look, we haven't gotten Art Sloan to sign up yet.
He has not signed up.
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Why don't you focus some
of that weird rage on him?
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- Charlie and I'll handle the frat
kids from here, okay? - Yeah, yeah.
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I'll totally pull
a Good Will Hunting on those kids...
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and that'll put 'em in their place.
How are you gonna do that?
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Well, you've seen the movie, right?
Yeah.
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So all I gotta do is I'll ask them some
like big shot, like, math or science,
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history-type college question...
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and then I'll totally stump them by knowing
a lot more about the answer than they do.
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Yeah, in that movie, Matt Damon played a
genius janitor. You're just a janitor.
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Right.
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You stumped me with that one.
That's a good point.
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You didn't have a comeback for that.
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How are you gonna have
a comeback in the frat house?
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Then you ask them the math
or history-type question...
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Ah, but you're not a janitor.
Don't do that.
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Just, please, please take care
of those little savages. Got it.
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Don't do that. Don't do that.
It'll work if you just say some lines from the movie.
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It works. Flip. That's too big.
That's too big.
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Oh!
Oh, my.
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What is going on in here, dude?
Oh, my.
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
Jesus Christ.
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It's like some kind of paint party.
Yeah!
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They're painting each other up!
Is this what college is like, man?
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I don't know, man.
I wish I went to college.
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I feel like I got boned big-time, dude!
Jesus Christ. Hey.
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Oh, my God, yo!
You're painting him?
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Hey!
That's nice.
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Yeah!
Jesus Christ, Charlie.
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Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God.
They're painting each other.
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No! No, no, no! Charlie!
Stay focused, dude. Right!
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Stay focused. We gotta find guys for the team.
Right, right, right!
216
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,812
Nothing will distract us. Nothing!
Okay. Do not get distracted.
217
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:51,025
Hey!
Hi!
218
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,485
Do you want to paint us up?
Yes.
219
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:56,447
Uh, paint you up? How?
Yes.
220
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,782
Well, first we paint you,
and then you paint us.
221
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,993
Well, that makes sense.
Sure.
222
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,287
Yeah, uh-
Yeah. Yeah.
223
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,497
How do we do the painting?
224
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,500
With our hands.
225
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,002
We do.
Yeah.
226
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,420
Yeah, we do.
227
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,172
Awesome.
228
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,133
Sorry. Excuse us.
Uh, are you ready?
229
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:18,177
Yeah. No, we're ready.
We're ready.
230
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,263
Artie Sloan.
231
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,015
Tying his shirts in knots!
232
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:27,353
I like to humiliate guys, sure.
I'm no different than those guys are now, man.
233
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,688
Yeah! You know?
Like, I used to be the same way.
234
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:33,817
I used to dress guys up like bananas
and walk them around the quad.
235
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,488
Or I'd take a banana and stick it up some
guy's ass in front of his best friend.
236
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,699
And I'd be like,
"Hey! Banana ass! How you doing?"
237
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:44,078
Or maybe I'd, like, uh-
I'd like take the tip of my penis...
238
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,039
and stick it in a guy's mouth for, like,
just a second, you know what I mean?
239
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:51,085
Like while he was sleeping.
I'm all about that shit!
240
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:55,464
You know what I mean? But you don't stun
gun a guy who was a goddamn legend!
241
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,175
No! And those guys, they
need to recognize that shit!
242
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,803
I was a- I was a trailblazer!
243
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,640
But these kids these days in fraternities,
it's like they don't have any respect.
244
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,850
They don't care about anybody
but themselves, you know?
245
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,686
And I don't understand that. It's like
they live in a fantasy world, where,
246
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,689
"Oh, no. There's no consequences
for my actions.
247
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,650
"I can do whatever the hell I want!
248
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,194
And treat people however the hell
I want to treat 'em!"
249
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,863
And I don't get that.
What are you doing, Frank? What is that?
250
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:23,492
Well, what I'm doing is I'm cutting the
shower curtain in half waist high...
251
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,704
so that when he's in using it,
people can see his junk.
252
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:31,583
Wow, Frank. That Ritarall's having a very
interesting affect on what you think.
253
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,669
I love this feeling!
Yeah!
254
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,088
Got any more of it?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
255
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,590
Well, cut up a couple of rails, buddy!
I'm gonna blast off!
256
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,552
All right. Here you go.
All right.
257
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,762
Let's do this!
258
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,059
And we're done!
Ohh!
259
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,939
That was awesome.
Oh, that's so awesome.
260
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,775
That's so awesome.
And now you do us.
261
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,236
Oh, man!
Yeah.
262
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,821
And then for the best part.
263
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,407
There's a better part than this?
There can't be a better part.
264
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,825
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How?
265
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,994
When we shower together
and wash each other off.
266
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,454
Yeah, we do. Whoo!
267
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,038
That's exactly what we're gonna do.
268
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,707
What do you two clowns think you're doing?
That's awesome.
269
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,918
Nah, it's cool, man. We're good.
We're good. No! You assholes gotta go!
270
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,211
No, man.
Come on.
271
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,213
Yeah, man. Yeah, you do.
You do, man. You do.
272
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,756
Come on, man.
Hey. Hey, guys.
273
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,967
I'm telling you no, dude.
I'm telling you no. Guys. Guys. Guys.
274
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,679
We're trying to have a conversation, please.
No! You're not in the frat.
275
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,222
Get out!
Guys, you're killing me.
276
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,682
I'm gonna pull a Good Will Hunting.
No, no, Charlie.
277
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,059
What's your major, dude?
Economics.
278
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,520
Oh! Bet you're reading
a lot of Gordon Wood, huh!
279
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,648
You read your Gordon Wood
and you regurgitate it from a textbook...
280
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,817
and you think you're wicked
awesome doing that!
281
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:42,112
And how about them apples?
And all that Gordon Wood business!
282
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,282
I have no idea what you're talking about.
You are an idiot.
283
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,619
You are an idiot.
Does no one know who Gordon Wood is?
284
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,662
You know what, Cheesefoot?
Go get the stun gun.
285
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,748
That's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
286
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,919
Shit.
287
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,342
Oh, yeah!
Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank! Dude!
288
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,094
I'm finished!
Oh, yeah!
289
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,263
I'm finished. What are you doing?
What do you got going on?
290
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,432
What are you doing?
I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes!
291
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,185
Next year the I.R.S. Will
audit the piss out of him!
292
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,272
Oh! That's so weird! That's so-
That's long-term shit. I would- Yes!
293
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,316
I like that! I like that!
Yes. Good.
294
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,027
Do me a favor, man. Can you go
upstairs and look down onto the lawn?
295
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,987
I've done it. I've done it.
I've done something.
296
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,781
You've done it? Yeah.
Give me the cigar. I need that.
297
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,491
What'd you do?
I have done "it."
298
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,077
What?
299
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,666
I've created a masterpiece.
300
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,424
Wow.
301
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,972
I think our work here is done.
302
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,193
It's so unfair, dude.
Oh, yeah, dude.
303
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,862
So unfair!
I mean, like,
304
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,949
if I had known college
was anything like that,
305
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:14,746
the amount of book learning I would have
put to my brain- Read! And math, dude!
306
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,748
To get there and stay there.
307
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,792
They shower together!
And naked.
308
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:23,088
Oh! Boom! The rivalry's back on, boys!
It is back on!
309
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:26,049
The rivalry's back on?
Oh, yeah! It's back on!
310
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,427
All right! Rivalry! Rivalry.
311
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,763
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.
Rivalry. Rivalry. Rivalry.
312
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,726
Goddamn it. This feels forced. I...
313
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,728
I'm not into it.
I'm definitely forcing it.
314
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,439
Why is that? Something's off!
Something's off, dude!
315
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,233
You know what it is for me?
I can only speak for myself.
316
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:47,070
But it's those goddamn punk-ass frat kids, man.
They got to me, dude.
317
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,489
They really got to me!
They burned me and I haven't let it go.
318
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,826
Dude! They burned us too, man!
Did they burn you guys?
319
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,786
- Is that why you're painted like that?
- Yeah, what's going on?
320
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,998
They have like this magical thing going on.
Things are different now.
321
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,460
Hey, you guys. Watch this.
322
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,463
Oh!
323
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,340
Hey!
Oh! Oh!
324
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,300
Ohh!
Ohh!
325
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,218
Oh!
326
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:15,265
Ten in a row!
Nice!
327
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,309
With everybody watching!
This guy! This guy!
328
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,311
Holy shit!
That was amazing, Dee!
329
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,313
And you just gave me
a thought, okay?
330
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,483
- I think we need to rethink who our rivals are.
- What do you mean?
331
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,611
Well, bro, the Art Sloan-Molly's
rivalry, that's, like, 10 years old!
332
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,156
That's old shit, man! I think our new
rivals are those punk-ass frat kids!
333
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,784
- Dude, those guys are dicks.
- They're such dicks, man!
334
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,786
And I think with Dee's
newfound flip cup skills,
335
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,121
we can embarrass
the shit out of those little bitches!
336
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,415
I'll tell you what. I will take any
excuse to get back to that party.
337
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,877
Okay! That's it! It's a rivalry!
The new rivalry!
338
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,300
- What do you guys want?
- We want one game of flip cup.
339
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:55,097
If you guys win, you get
to drink at our bar forever, for free.
340
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,016
If we win, we get to come to
your frat whenever we want.
341
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,852
- And paint girls!
- And get painted by them!
342
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,896
And take showers with them!
Lots of showers.
343
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,732
Okay. You're on.
344
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,735
All right. These guys
are gonna be really fast.
345
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,196
So we need to get on to a quick lead.
Dee, I want you to start us off.
346
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,490
Really? Yes. Charlie, you're gonna
take us home as the anchor.
347
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,866
Naturally.
All right.
348
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,911
Oh, you guys. You guys,
I am not gonna let you down, okay?
349
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,205
I know you're not, Sis. I'm proud of you.
We're really proud of you.
350
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,082
Frank, you want to start us
of with some kind of cheer?
351
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,084
Yeah, that's a good idea.
352
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,295
Paddy's! Paddy's! Paddy's!
353
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,006
Yeah!
Whoo!
354
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,259
All right! All right!
355
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,178
Okay, both teams ready?
Yeah!
356
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,514
Go!
Go, Dee! Go, Dee! Go, Dee!
357
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,559
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Come on, Dee!
358
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,061
Come on! Don't think so hard!
Don't think so hard!
359
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,480
- Hold on!
- Come on, Dee! Let's go!
360
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,566
Come on! Come on, Dee!
361
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,736
Come on, Dee!
Ease up on it, Dee! Ease up!
362
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,863
Too hard! You're hitting
yourself in the head.
363
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,740
Come on, Dee! What are you doing, Dee?
What are you doing?
364
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,616
Oh, come on! Come on! Dee!
365
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,702
Come on, Dee!
366
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,288
No!
367
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:07,252
- Your beer, free for us, for life!
- For life!
368
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,047
You guys, I'm sorry.
You guys, one more time.
369
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,008
Let's just challenge them to one more!
You know what I mean?
370
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:16,261
I feel like we could really get these guys!
Don't you see, Dee?
371
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,223
We've already won.
372
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,267
What does that mean?
What are you talking about?
373
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,479
Ohh! Oh, God.
374
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:28,523
Hey, what- Whoa.
What's going on with me?
375
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,068
Oh, what's going on is that
you just drank a cup of poison!
376
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,948
Paddy's Pub, bitches!
377
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,743
- You guys poisoned the beer?
- Yes, Dee, we did poison the beer.
378
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,661
That was the only way we could
beat these little bitches!
379
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:45,373
I thought you guys believed in me.
You were so proud of me.
380
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,833
Oh, no.
We knew you were gonna choke.
381
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,002
Yeah. Yeah. We knew you'd pretty
much choke under pressure.
382
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,296
Which is why-
We poisoned your ass!
383
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,089
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
384
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,091
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
385
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:57,135
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
386
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,264
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
Flip, Flipadelphia!
387
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,266
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
388
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,477
Flip, flip, Flipadelphia!
389
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,193
Pull! Yank!
390
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,862
Rip 'em off!
Pull 'em of! Yank em! Yank 'em!
391
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,864
They're not coming off!
Yank 'em! Yank 'em!
392
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,908
We're gonna have to burn
'em off, I think. No!
393
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,244
Gotta get 'em off
'cause I got no circulation in my legs.
394
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,913
Yeah, I don't know.
You've got to be kidding me.
395
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,791
Whoa-ho. Hey, hey, pump your brakes there, pal.
Slow down for a second.
396
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,335
What- What's your problem exactly?
What- What's my problem?
397
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:35,257
Okay, you know what? You disrespected my business.
You vandalized my home.
398
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,342
All in the name of some
stupid drinking competition.
399
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,345
And then when I finally cave in,
you don't even show up.
400
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:44,808
Show up for what?
Well... Flipadelphia!
401
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,434
Oh, Flipadelphia!
Oh, sh...
402
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:47,894
Was that today?
Yeah, dude.
403
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,522
Okay, you know what?
I want a challenge. Okay?
404
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,734
My bar. Flip cup. Today. Let's go!
405
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,903
Nah. We've moved on.
Yeah, I'm over it.
406
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,614
You know what?
That's gonna be a pass for me too.
407
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,658
Yeah. I don't feel well at all.
They poisoned me.
408
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:05,120
I'm not feeling it either.
So that's gonna be a unanimous no from us.
409
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,330
Sorry.
410
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,416
God!
411
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,712
- Hey, now.
- Come on, man.
412
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,463
What was that?
Totally uncalled for.
413
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,799
- Who slams a door?
- Babies.
414
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:21,303
That guy's got some real growing up to do.
I mean, have some respect, for Christ's sake.
415
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,722
Goddamn savage.
416
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,765
I am a legend.
417
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,603
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