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The thing is, Adam and
I were perfect together,
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and I ruined it.
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You know why?
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Because I destroy everything I love.
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I mean, look at the hopeless
mess I made of my daughter.
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My heart is broken.
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And I...
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I just feel like I want to die.
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Time's up.
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Really, Wendy? "Quack, quack"?
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My niece changed it, and I
don't know how to change it back.
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Okay, well, I'm out of time, so thanks.
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It's just...
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why do I sabotage
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all of my relationships?
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Like, when I was eight and
Davey Yoder told me he liked me.
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So what did I do?
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I bit his nose.
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Then when I was 19,
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my boyfriend took me to a KISS concert,
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then later, I had to explain
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why I had clown makeup
all over my thighs.
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But that was nothing compared to...
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How do I stop her?
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I hate being the timer.
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Oh, who am I kidding, I love it.
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If I skip dinner, I
can have one more lick.
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If I do hot yoga, I can have two licks.
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Well, wheels are off now.
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Time to break out the fat pants.
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77, 78, 79.
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79 ceiling tiles. Plus that half.
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Wonder if it goes all the
way through to the other room
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and it's a full tile?
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Got to check that out.
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That was such a good
Blue Bloods last night.
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Sometimes I wonder
what would've happened
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if I had joined the Navy that day.
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Oh, my God.
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At what point are we
just being held hostage?
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Anyway, I'm, I'm still not
really ready to talk about this.
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So...
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Thanks for letting me share.
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I said thanks for letting me share.
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Oh.
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Okay, we only have time for one more.
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I-I'll go.
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Hi, I'm Mary, and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Mary.
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Well, I have just had
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the worst week of my life...
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I'm sorry, one last thing.
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I miss the way Adam smells.
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I hope this bitch gets hit by a car.
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The first time I had coffee with Adam
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was at that table right over there.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
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Why don't you go sit over there?
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I'm sorry, I thought
this was a safe place
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to express my emotions.
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That's at the meeting. Here,
we use each other's weaknesses
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to make ourselves feel better.
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Hey Kmart Pants, pass me the salt.
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They're from Target, Fake Nose.
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Bonnie, you're a strong woman.
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You'll get over this,
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and in time you'll meet someone else.
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No I won't. I'm too old,
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I'm too selfish, I'm too tall.
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Ugh, I got to pee.
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That's another thing, I
got to pee all the time.
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I am telling you guys,
I am close to snapping.
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What can we do to help?
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Take her out to the
desert, throw a ball,
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when she chases it, drive away.
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I could take her out to
lunch somewhere this week.
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Great. How about Portugal?
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I can bring her to my improv class.
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That's right, I'm funny.
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We can go for massages, that
way I still get the credit,
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but I don't have to be
in the same room with her.
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You guys are the best.
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Oh, we're glad to do it.
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And don't worry.
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She'll snap out of this soon.
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Uh, I would not be too sure about that.
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You know, I feel like I've
really turned a corner.
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Well, good, I'm glad.
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You see that dog with no back legs,
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rolling around on that little cart?
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A week ago, he would've
reminded me of Adam
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and I would've fallen apart.
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- And now?
- And now...
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he looks just like Adam.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bon,
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but can you speed up a little?
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We're gonna be late for our massages.
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Hang on just a minute.
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What are we doing?
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I just need to pull myself together.
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Oh, Lord, which one is his building?
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Oh, the sexy one with
the wheelchair ramp.
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Oh, my God.
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How am I ever gonna get over this?
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Bonnie,
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I've loved and lost,
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and... it taught me
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an important life lesson.
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It's gonna take you five
penises to get over this guy.
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First three are sacrificial,
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the fourth one gets you
through the holidays,
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and number five gets you
all the way to "Adam who?"
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You know what?
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You're right.
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You're totally right.
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Stay put.
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I'm gonna go touch his mailbox.
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Oh, hi.
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You're back early.
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You're supposed to
be out with my mother.
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Why aren't you out with my mother?
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Um...
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You're horrible at improv!
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Christy?
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Ugh, Mom.
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Get off the floor.
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Hey, you on your way?
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Bad news, Christy.
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No, it's your day.
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You have to take her to lunch.
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Victor stepped on one of the
cats and twisted his ankle,
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so I'm gonna see if I can get
the vet to treat them both.
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Can't they just stay home
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and lick themselves till you get back?
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Christy?
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Oh, my God, she's coming.
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Christy?
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Are you out here?
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♪ My stride, nobody gonna slow me down ♪
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Whee!
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Ooh!
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What have we got here?
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Cheese.
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I'm in.
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Mm.
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I've never seen someone have so
much fun at the grocery store.
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Are you kidding? I love it here.
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Music, free cheese and no
one's talking about Adam.
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Christy.
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♪ But now you're feeling cocky... ♪
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Adam.
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That's weird.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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How are you?
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I'm good, I'm good. You?
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Good. I just had some cheese.
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Nice.
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♪ Ain't nothing gonna break my stride ♪
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So how's your mom?
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She's great.
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Terrific.
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Out there living life, being happy.
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Glad to hear it.
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- Okay, well, nice seeing you.
- Nice seeing you, too.
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Adam, wait.
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That's a load of crap.
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The truth is she's miserable.
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She misses you more
than she misses cocaine.
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And she once sold her hair for cocaine.
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Yeah, well, it hasn't
been easy for me either.
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Then give it another try.
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I want to, but it's
just not that simple.
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Oh, come on, she made
one little mistake.
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Little mistake? She was
seeing a guy behind my back.
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Texting him, lying about
it, and then she kissed him.
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And she's suffering for it.
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Obviously you are, too.
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A grown man buying SpaghettiOs...
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That just screams lonely.
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I like SpaghettiOs.
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Plus, the beef stew's on the top shelf.
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Fine. But I'll leave you with this.
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There's a very tall, very sad woman
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who would love nothing
more than to reach up
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and get you that beef stew,
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and...
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fill your life with sporadic
moments of happiness.
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But it's up to you, Adam.
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It's up to you.
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Oh, come on!
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You messed up my dramatic walkaway.
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Let's go, I don't want to
be late for the meeting.
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Just keep in mind there
might be other people
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who want to share tonight.
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Oh, like we don't already
know what they're gonna say.
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Oh, no, I've got too much money
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to fit in my purse.
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- Who's that supposed to be?
- That was very clearly Jill.
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- No, it's not.
- Oh, please. Close your eyes,
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Jill's in the room.
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My maid went back to Trinidad.
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I'll have to get the door myself.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Christy, alcoholic.
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Hi, Christy.
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So my mom isn't gonna be here tonight.
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Yes!
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Sorry.
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Sorry, I don't have any
beer. I can offer you water,
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unless you want some
expired chocolate milk
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that might have a little kick to it.
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Water's fine.
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So this is a nice surprise.
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Well, I've been thinking about you,
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and I was in the neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd take
a shot you were alone.
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You are alone, right?
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- Yep, completely alone.
- Okay.
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I'm glad we can joke about it.
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We are joking about it.
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Yes.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Oh, it's Christy.
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She wants to know how it's going,
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with ten question
marks and praying hands.
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And I guarantee you the next three dings
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are gonna be Marjorie, Wendy,
and Jill with the same question.
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Are your friends bugging you?
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No, my friends are guys.
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So, what should I tell Christy?
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Tell her we're good.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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'Cause if you want to talk
about us or anything...
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I really don't want to.
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I mean, it happened, it's behind us,
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and it's really good to be with you.
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Then I'm gonna send her a happy face.
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So, what do you want to do?
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You hungry?
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No, I ate a little while ago.
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You want to go out and see a movie?
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You know, we could
stay here and watch TV.
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There is a plan.
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Here. You drive.
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There they are.
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I am sending a happy face, happy face,
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and just to screw with
Marjorie, a bleeding dagger.
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So, I ran into the hallway,
I banged on the door,
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and I tried the doorknob,
and it was unlocked.
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And?
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You sure we're not using the TV
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to avoid talking about our stuff?
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- I'm not.
- Good. I'm not, either.
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... what I got to do
because I can make...
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Isn't it beautiful?
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You seen this commercial?
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... will never know there
a six cups of spinach...
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That juicer really can do anything.
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- Look at that, it makes soup.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And pizza dough.
- Shut up.
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So, did you do it all night?
I bet you did it all night.
266
00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:42,697
Well, I'd have to bet you
267
00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:43,898
a bucket of corn we didn't.
268
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,982
Who's that supposed to be?
269
00:12:44,984 --> 00:12:46,761
See?
270
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:49,983
But you and Adam are
back together, right?
271
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:52,151
I don't know, it was weird.
We watched TV for awhile
272
00:12:52,153 --> 00:12:54,153
and then when I asked him
if he was spending the night,
273
00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:55,955
he said he had to get up early and left.
274
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:58,208
Well, did you guys at least
get a chance to talk it out?
275
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,722
No, he didn't want to.
276
00:12:59,747 --> 00:13:01,878
Well, you just have to be patient.
277
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,496
Oh, really? Where'd you get that from,
278
00:13:03,498 --> 00:13:05,048
the inside of a Snapple cap?
279
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:09,168
Sorry, and Snapple has more
trivia than actual advice.
280
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:11,554
I got a quick fix.
You kissed another guy,
281
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,506
now you got to let him
level the playing field.
282
00:13:13,508 --> 00:13:15,592
You're not making the stupid suggestion
283
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,175
that I let him go kiss another woman.
284
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,417
Well, not just any woman.
285
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,700
Oh, forget it.
286
00:13:25,187 --> 00:13:28,050
Bonnie, you broke Adam's trust,
287
00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:31,003
so he needs time and
you need to be patient.
288
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,159
You're right. You're always right.
289
00:13:33,161 --> 00:13:34,611
Thanks, Marjorie.
290
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,268
Are you kidding me?!
291
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,709
I just said that.
292
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,753
Oh, I don't think so.
293
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:48,542
This is nice.
294
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,518
Yeah. It is.
295
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:53,217
More potatoes?
296
00:13:53,548 --> 00:13:55,448
Still working on these.
297
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:57,717
Take your time. I
don't want to rush you.
298
00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,435
Patience is my thang.
299
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,370
Yeah, you mentioned
that a couple of times.
300
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:06,948
Mmm.
301
00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:13,073
Mm, funny story.
302
00:14:13,318 --> 00:14:15,451
I didn't have a pan
that fit the chicken,
303
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:17,153
so I had to borrow one from a neighbor.
304
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:18,933
- You don't say.
- Yup.
305
00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:22,792
Just marched right up and asked for it.
306
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,861
- And she just gave it to you.
- Yeah, I mean, got to give it
307
00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,636
back in the morning, but, uh...
308
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,479
Yup.
309
00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:39,559
Oh, hey.
310
00:14:39,561 --> 00:14:40,593
Christy's home.
311
00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:42,061
Christy!
312
00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:45,765
Hey. Don't worry, I'll disappear.
313
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:47,684
No, you won't. Get on in here.
314
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,103
Yeah, we got a roast
chicken and a funny story.
315
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,771
Come on.
316
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:52,905
Let me fix you a plate.
317
00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:54,073
You really want me
318
00:14:54,075 --> 00:14:55,274
to have dinner with you?
319
00:14:55,276 --> 00:14:57,405
- Of course we do.
- How was your day?
320
00:14:57,579 --> 00:14:59,779
Okay. I waited on a guy
321
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,531
who looked like George
Clooney from the back.
322
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:04,534
That is so funny.
323
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,589
Is it?
324
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,034
It's more the way you said it.
325
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:12,458
Okay. You know, I kind of
smell like Brussels sprouts,
326
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,876
so I'm gonna go change my shirt.
327
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,762
- Aw.
- Aw.
328
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,893
I'll be back.
329
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:30,860
Okay, this is weird, right?
330
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,395
It's the pan. She's Vietnamese.
331
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,276
Who knows what she's made in it.
332
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:44,741
No. I-I... I was
talking a-about us.
333
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,659
It's... should we just go and have sex?
334
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:48,327
It's got to be better than this.
335
00:15:49,654 --> 00:15:52,154
Here, I'll push so you
can take off your pants.
336
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,143
Whoa.
337
00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:58,421
Oh. I forgot the best part.
338
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,057
The guy who looked like
Clooney, his name was Jorge,
339
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,925
which is George in Spanish.
340
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:05,378
Hello?
341
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:09,682
Let the record show the advice
I got from this table was,
342
00:16:09,684 --> 00:16:13,269
and I say this with love,
absolutely worthless.
343
00:16:13,271 --> 00:16:16,939
That's my mother's hurtful
way of saying she and Adam
344
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,025
were incapable of talking
about their feelings,
345
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:21,110
so they had sex until they fell asleep.
346
00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:25,832
Hey. I tried your "being patient,"
347
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,511
and it was the most excruciating
15 minutes of my life.
348
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:31,815
I don't care how you got there,
I'm just glad you're happy.
349
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:35,300
- I hate when you take the high road.
- I know.
350
00:16:36,909 --> 00:16:39,178
Things are back to normal.
He slept over and tonight
351
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,823
we're going to the Italian restaurant
352
00:16:40,848 --> 00:16:41,956
where we had our first date.
353
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:44,198
Oh, that's so romantic.
354
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,302
So I guess that means he
doesn't need to even things up
355
00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,887
and kiss someone.
356
00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,972
What's your deal, Jill?
357
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:51,724
I don't know. Sometimes I just feel
358
00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,808
like it's my turn to talk.
359
00:16:58,831 --> 00:17:01,484
Hey, honey, I'm at the
bistro, but I'm not eating.
360
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,120
I'm saving room for tonight.
361
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,222
Oh.
362
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,876
No. That's fine.
363
00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,933
We can always go another time.
364
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:13,659
Absolutely.
365
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,184
Have fun.
366
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,542
I love you.
367
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:23,422
He wants to go watch a basketball
game with his buddies.
368
00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:25,464
- What about your romantic...
- It's fine.
369
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,315
How can that be fine?
370
00:17:28,396 --> 00:17:29,645
He's blowing you off.
371
00:17:29,647 --> 00:17:31,597
- You don't know that.
- Yeah, we do.
372
00:17:31,622 --> 00:17:33,643
It literally happened in front of us.
373
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:36,819
Okay. So what am I supposed to do?
374
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,604
I think you got to get him to open up.
375
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,247
Your daughter's right, Bonnie.
376
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,073
Thank you, Marjorie.
377
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:45,555
At least somebody around
here appreciates...
378
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,018
Shh, shh, shh.
379
00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:49,464
I'm just afraid...
380
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:53,237
... if I get him to
start talking, he'll...
381
00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:55,598
talk himself out of
wanting to be with me.
382
00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:59,458
You and I didn't speak for years
and it just made things worse.
383
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:01,127
It took a while,
384
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:04,463
but... I'm kind of happy
385
00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:05,823
where we are now.
386
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,466
Really? 'Cause just the other day
387
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:09,558
you wanted to ditch her in the desert.
388
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:12,331
Seriously, what is your deal?
389
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:17,478
Yes! Yes! And he drew the foul!
390
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,883
Another round of shots and I'm buying.
391
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,649
Hey.
392
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:25,579
Hey. What are you doing here?
393
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,187
We need to talk.
394
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,211
Here? Now?
395
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,569
Yes, before I lose my nerve.
396
00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:32,594
All right. What's going on?
397
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:38,798
Adam, things are not good with us.
398
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,999
What are you talking about?
399
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,334
Last night was great.
400
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:44,503
Last night was super
weird until we had sex,
401
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:46,806
and then tonight you
blew me off for this?
402
00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:48,899
It's ten cent wing night.
403
00:18:49,821 --> 00:18:51,510
Just admit it.
404
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,172
You're still angry at me.
405
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,743
Okay, maybe you're right.
406
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,685
I don't want to be, but
every time I look at you,
407
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:02,196
I think of you with that
other guy and it hurts.
408
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,352
Watch the game, Red.
409
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,692
I said I'm sorry.
410
00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:09,102
- I don't know what else to do.
- Me, either.
411
00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:12,469
- Maybe you should kiss Jill.
- What?
412
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:15,245
Sorry. Just thinking out loud.
413
00:19:18,619 --> 00:19:20,586
What we had was really good.
414
00:19:21,664 --> 00:19:23,998
I'm still mad at you for screwing it up.
415
00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:25,555
I get it.
416
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,380
Thank you.
417
00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:28,464
"Thank you"?
418
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,344
For being honest with me.
419
00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:34,780
- So what now?
- I don't know, I...
420
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:38,454
I guess call me when you're less mad.
421
00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:41,727
But until then, I don't think
422
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:43,696
we should see each other anymore.
423
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:48,383
Oh, that's just wrong!
424
00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:53,180
So I'll see you?
425
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,042
I hope.
426
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:15,306
What you got today, Walter?
427
00:20:15,308 --> 00:20:17,392
Tofurky. Keep moving.
428
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,950
Hit me.
429
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,181
Oh.
430
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,572
Got to learn to trust you.
431
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:42,219
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