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[Garbled] So, what's up?
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I don't know. All of it.
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I mean, I got no woman, no income.
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I'll be broke in a couple weeks
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from paying for that
hotel since I left Shirley.
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Stop whining. Get into action.
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Clean off those crumbs.
Put the cookies together.
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Maybe you should start looking for a job.
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I don't know where to start.
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Just put it out there,
man. Tell all your friends.
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Ugh. What friends?
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I burned almost every
bridge when I was out there,
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except for Dave.
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I'm not gonna ask him.
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Why not?
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I was always doing better than him, right?
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And now he's got all
this cool shit going on,
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so now I'm the bottom-feeder guy.
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It's just embarrassing. It
would be embarrassing, Gerry.
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More embarrassing than living
on the street in two weeks?
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- Huh?
- I don't know. I'll think about it.
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It's close. It's a close call.
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You know, there's more of those
in the garbage, if you want.
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All right, all right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Look. There's one right here.
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["The Poisoned Well" plays]
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You know, Nina and I just
remodeled the kitchen.
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And once you get into Italian
granite, it's a nightmare.
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I have a question...
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Who are you, and what did you do with Dave?
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All right. [Sighs] I understand that.
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It's hard for me to get
used to me like this, too.
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All right. Uh, what's going on with work?
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You know, running your own show
and starring in it's hard work,
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and I don't like people.
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I don't like feeling things.
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Mm. Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
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I had to take three buses over here.
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Okay. No, it's all about you.
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All right, look, I'm sorry. All right.
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Let's... Okay. What's the show about?
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Uh, it's about my life as a podcaster.
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It's really real and raw and honest.
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Cool.
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Good. Great.
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All right, look, man, if you hear of...
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about any of the other shows on the lot
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needing, like, drivers or crew or whatever,
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I'm looking for a gig.
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Yeah. Sure. I can do that.
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Thanks.
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I don't like asking you for anything.
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[Scoffs] I get that.
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You know what, though?
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Nina and I have a really
huge empty guest room,
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if you want to stay at our house.
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Be cool to have you around.
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All right, look, just... just stop it.
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All right, just... just stop it.
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What do you mean?
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I get what you're doing.
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You're just trying to make
me feel like a bigger loser
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than I already feel like. I get it, okay?
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So, stop.
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Okay, it's called being a friend.
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Yeah? Well, I don't trust it.
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Wow.
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Rehab really worked.
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[Gasps] There he is... that tone.
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That's the Dave. That's
the Dave that I remember.
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[Mid-tempo music plays]
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[Chuckling] Hey, Marc.
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Holy shit. This your house?
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This is crazy, man.
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Yeah. It's crazy.
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Nina, Marc's here!
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She's a little beat. She
just came from surgery.
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Oh. What happened?
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No, she's a brain surgeon.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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That's real?!
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Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how she does it.
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I don't know how she does
a lot of things. I mean...
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Hey.
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You want some fresh wheatgrass?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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Long way from the shed, man.
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Hey. Shed never happened.
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Hi. I'm Nina.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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It's nice to finally meet you.
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You, too.
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It's for real.
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I just... I mean...
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If... If you knew him
back in the day, I-I...
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you wouldn't believe that he would
ever be with someone like you.
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It's a compliment. I'm s... I'm sorry.
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Every girl needs a
fixer-upper, right, Dave?
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Yes, Doctor.
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We are so happy to have
you staying here with us.
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Sounds like you had a
rough go this last year.
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I have a brother who has
some issues, so no shame here.
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Um, if... if you're not
here on your own free will,
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I can call the authorities.
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[Laughs]
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I'm ser... I'm serious.
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Dave, show him his room.
Shampoo is under the sink.
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I get to have sex with her... a lot.
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[Sighs] I need a nap.
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Don't let the dolls creep you out.
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Whoa.
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I don't know if that's gonna be possible.
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That's her thing.
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[Sighs]
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Oh!
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Yeah. They're...
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Hey!
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They're... They're haunted... some of them.
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Oh, my God.
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Listen, uh, I want to talk to you
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about work that you brought up.
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Oh, no, dude, seriously.
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If... If that's not
gonna happen, it's fine.
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You know, you're already
letting me stay here with you.
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No, no, no, no.
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I-I want to give you a job
on the show as a writer.
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What? Seriously?
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Yeah. It makes perfect sense.
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Look, you know me better
than these Hollywood clowns.
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You need a gig. I need someone who gets me.
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Man!
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Oh, dude.
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I am, like, honestly touched.
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Thank you.
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Ohh!
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All right. That's good.
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Oh, Marc Maron!
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Hey! Gregg Schup from Busca.
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- Gregg.
- Hey.
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- Oh, from Busca.
- Yeah.
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Hey. I'm sorry about what happened.
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Oh. No, no, no. Hey. We're good.
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Yeah. My old man was a drinker,
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- so I get it.
- Mm.
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He's big with the vodka and
smacking my mother around.
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Mm.
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- We move on.
- Yeah.
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Right? And, hey, you're looking good, sir.
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I was psyched to hear
Dave brought you on board.
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I love Dave.
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Is this a Busca show?
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No, no, no. This is Showlist.
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Isn't that the TV listing channel?
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Well, now we're into comedy development.
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- Of course.
- I'm Senior V.P.
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- Right.
- Busca was amateur hour.
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It was a goddamn search engine.
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What did people expect, right?
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- [Chuckling] Right.
- But Showlist is happening!
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Move over, Netflix!
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Wow. Yeah. Well, good luck with it.
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Hey, and to you, too,
Showlist family member.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, Marc. Everybody, this is Marc Maron.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Marc.
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How you doing?
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Marc's career hit rock
bottom, but now he's here.
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[Laughter]
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Um, uh, we do not have a chair for Marc.
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Uh, Brett, can you, uh, grab a chair?
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I'd love to.
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Dave: Hey, buddy. You're fired.
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Brett: Why? What did I do?!
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This is bullshit!
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Hey. Just go ahead and sit in that chair.
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Brett coming back?
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Who's Brett?
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All right.
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Where were we? Oh.
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Honky the dog... the racist dog.
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I love racist dogs. [Barks]
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Okay, so, Dave, uh, being
unaware, like most guys,
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foolishly buys his lady some earrings...
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the same earrings he got
her two years earlier...
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the theme kind of being how
men don't really "see" women.
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Yeah. I saw that on "According to Jim."
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Okay. Weird, 'cause it happened
to my brother, but okay.
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[Pop!]
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Marc, just get, like, a feel
of how I run the room, you know?
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- Just listen today.
- Yep. Yep.
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Hobo-looking guy, what do you got?
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Okay.
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W-What if Dave gets rid of
his assistant to save money,
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but then he feels lonely,
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so he makes up unnecessary
stuff for him to do
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in order to keep him around.
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Okay, so, uh, I'm about
to really lose it...
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so I'm gonna to my office and masturbate.
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And when I come back, I'd
love to hear some ideas.
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[Slap!]
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[Slapping]
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All right, where were
we? Right... Show ideas.
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Larry... nothing!
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Frank... nothing!
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Rich... nothing!
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Janet... nothing!
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Phil, we good?
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Yeah, it's all good, man.
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Zach... nothing!
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We suck... all of you.
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You know what? I guess I
have to save the show again.
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All right. I got a story
that actually happened to me,
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not my brother or Jim Belushi.
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So, uh, I had a possum die under my house.
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Uh, and it stunk, and I
was just way too freaked out
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to go in the crawl space,
and my assistant was, too.
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So we had to pay a Mexican
guy to go under there.
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And he pulls the possum out, bare-handed.
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Well, there you go. That's your episode.
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No shit, guy over there.
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Okay, so, uh, I'm gonna go down to editing,
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and, uh, we're just gonna
talk shit about you idiots.
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Unbelievable.
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That story? That didn't happen to Dave.
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That happened to me.
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It's my house, my assistant, my Mexican.
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Who cares? It doesn't matter.
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Matters to me. It's my life, man.
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And now it's Dave's.
Welcome to being a writer.
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Suck it up. I have a family.
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Yeah. How's that going for you?
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- Not great.
- Mm-hmm.
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Marc: All right, you know, I-I got to ask.
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- [Soft music plays]
- How did you two meet?
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- Oh.
- Ah.
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- [Chuckles]
- I was driving home.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And I had to pee,
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so I stopped at a
restaurant near the hospital.
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And Nina came in in scrubs.
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And I asked her how
long she'd been a nurse.
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[Laughs]
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Wrong question to ask a female doctor.
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- [Laughing] Right.
- Especially after nine hours of surgery.
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- Mm-hmm.
- So, I let him have it...
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called him an ignorant Neanderthal
sexist who needed a slap in the face.
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Oh, he's heard that before.
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Yeah. And I was like,
"Start slapping, bitch.
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Let's see what ya got."
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It was so absurd, I just started laughing.
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I mean, he's nothing like any
of the guys I'd been seeing.
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Yeah, well, there's nothing like that.
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But... I mean, but what
kind of guys were you seeing?
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- Oh, mostly doctors.
- Mm.
255
00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:35,191
Jew doctors.
256
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,571
Mm.
257
00:11:36,606 --> 00:11:37,706
[Chuckles]
258
00:11:38,472 --> 00:11:41,123
Um... I'm... I'm Jewish.
259
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:44,096
Oh, I'm sorry. [Laughs]
260
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:45,772
Mm.
261
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,342
I think I'm done.
262
00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:50,444
Right.
263
00:11:50,562 --> 00:11:51,797
Shalom.
264
00:11:55,502 --> 00:11:56,879
What the hell just happened?
265
00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,521
Don't worry about it.
266
00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:01,456
So, uh, how you liking the job so far?
267
00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:05,519
It's good, man. I mean,
you know, it's good.
268
00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:07,201
I-I was getting a little hung up
269
00:12:07,274 --> 00:12:10,928
on the, um, possum story you pitched today.
270
00:12:12,317 --> 00:12:14,646
Yeah, I mean, it's,
you know, it's my story.
271
00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:17,105
Yeah, I know. You told me about it.
272
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:21,263
Yeah, exactly. I mean,
it's... You're doing me.
273
00:12:21,321 --> 00:12:22,850
The whole thing's a rip-off, you know...
274
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:25,252
the podcast from the garage,
the assistant, the dead possum.
275
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,448
You're... You're... You're taking my life.
276
00:12:27,532 --> 00:12:29,784
Well, you're not using it, so...
277
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:34,125
But how does it feel to have stolen the
entire premise of your show from my life?
278
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,579
It's fine.
279
00:12:39,207 --> 00:12:40,652
What's wrong with you?
280
00:12:41,257 --> 00:12:42,996
I'm good.
281
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:43,888
Oh.
282
00:12:45,845 --> 00:12:47,000
It's 6:00 a.m.
283
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,336
Yeah. We're going to work.
284
00:12:49,963 --> 00:12:51,372
It's Saturday.
285
00:12:51,407 --> 00:12:52,494
Is this a joke?
286
00:12:52,529 --> 00:12:55,033
No. Let's go. All the
writers are on their way.
287
00:12:57,741 --> 00:12:59,587
All right, guys.
288
00:13:00,106 --> 00:13:02,317
Let's make up for yesterday.
289
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,752
All right, let's get two stories done.
290
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,022
All right?
291
00:13:06,844 --> 00:13:08,379
Who's got something?
292
00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:13,030
Where's Larry?
293
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:17,739
Larry's gone, Rich.
294
00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:19,804
[Sighs]
295
00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:23,036
Well, this is going nowhere.
296
00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:26,285
I can't think here. I gotta clear my mind.
297
00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:31,381
Whoa! I need a caddie.
298
00:13:33,869 --> 00:13:35,264
Now what?
299
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,620
Now we wait.
300
00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:40,366
Yeah, man. Always bring a book.
301
00:13:44,058 --> 00:13:46,253
- Oh, Marc Maron.
- Oh.
302
00:13:47,049 --> 00:13:47,839
Hey!
303
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:48,491
Hey!
304
00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:50,657
Here you go, buddy... first paycheck.
305
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:51,727
Oh.
306
00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:58,152
Wow. A couple more of these could
really turn my life around, man.
307
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,741
Who knows? You do well on this project,
308
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:02,098
could be another shot
at a Marc Maron vehicle.
309
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,411
[Chuckles]
310
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,152
Is Dave okay?
311
00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:06,380
Dave? Yeah.
312
00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:08,963
I just ask 'cause
there's been some concern.
313
00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:09,750
Concern?
314
00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,468
Yeah, uh, uh, some of the office staff
315
00:14:11,503 --> 00:14:14,421
seems to be crying more than they should.
316
00:14:14,469 --> 00:14:16,148
Oh, I-I don't know anything about that.
317
00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:17,664
I mean, I just started.
318
00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:20,263
I... He's probably under a bit of stress.
319
00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:22,739
- Oh, okay, okay. That's what I thought.
- Uh-huh.
320
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,736
Well, I'm gonna take this.
321
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,270
Take what? What?
322
00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:31,095
Marc: Work is weird, man.
323
00:14:31,145 --> 00:14:33,981
I mean, it's just like... Dave is, um...
324
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,349
[Sighs] I don't know how to say it.
325
00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:37,333
He's an asshole, Gerry. He's an asshole.
326
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,142
Man, you've got to change your focus.
327
00:14:39,229 --> 00:14:41,234
You have things you
didn't have a week ago...
328
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:43,567
a nice place to live,
a job in show business.
329
00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:46,273
You were inches away
from homeless, remember?
330
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,021
Yeah, yeah. That's true.
331
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,920
And, yeah, I don't like
being outside that much.
332
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,076
Don't screw it up just
'cause you're jealous.
333
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,949
I mean, this could be your ticket back in.
334
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,553
Yeah, that's true.
335
00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:58,078
And with the money I'm
making, I get my own apartment.
336
00:14:58,143 --> 00:14:59,541
I'm three days off sugar.
337
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,143
Seriously, don't choke.
338
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,740
Where's Zach?
339
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:08,729
Seriously?
340
00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:13,931
Guys, I'm really disappointed.
341
00:15:13,986 --> 00:15:15,515
I thought we were a team.
342
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:18,819
But it turns out one of you is a snitch.
343
00:15:19,561 --> 00:15:20,520
What's going on?
344
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,490
Well, one of you opened
your fat mouth to Gregg Schup
345
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:25,861
and told him I was stressed out.
346
00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:28,461
Show of hands... Who
thinks I'm stressed out?
347
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:32,047
But you guys look more
stressed out than me,
348
00:15:32,082 --> 00:15:34,565
but I'm the one they
want to see a therapist.
349
00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:36,738
Isn't that right, Rich?
350
00:15:37,446 --> 00:15:38,639
It wasn't me.
351
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,541
No, it wasn't me.
352
00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:43,776
No, I'm happy here. I love this show.
353
00:15:43,838 --> 00:15:46,494
I have a family, and you are a great boss.
354
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,166
And I have never been
happier anywhere else.
355
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,842
- I saw Marc talking to Gregg!
- Me?!
356
00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:55,282
Yeah. I'm sorry, man,
but I saw you. I'm sorry.
357
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:57,788
That's bullshit! That's bullshit, Rich!
358
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:01,152
You're just trying to save
your own ass, man, because...
359
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:04,477
because... because you did it!
360
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,086
That is a lie!
361
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,295
Get out.
362
00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,055
I hope you can sleep at night.
363
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:20,400
- [Soft music plays]
- Nina: How was work today, fellas?
364
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:21,979
- Not great.
- Mm.
365
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,156
I did something that was not good today.
366
00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,761
You and me both. I fired
an innocent man today.
367
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,277
Wait.
368
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,845
You knew it was me and not Rich?
369
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,383
Yeah... 'cause you're a shitty liar...
370
00:16:35,609 --> 00:16:37,311
and Gregg threw you under the bus.
371
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,936
Why'd you let me do that to Rich?
372
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:41,703
I don't know.
373
00:16:41,736 --> 00:16:43,146
I got problems.
374
00:16:43,615 --> 00:16:46,220
You're fine. You're too hard on yourself.
375
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,273
Rich is a good guy. He didn't deserve that.
376
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,124
Forget about it, Marc.
377
00:16:51,202 --> 00:16:52,781
It's showbiz-town.
378
00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:54,916
What's the matter with you?
379
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,960
"Chinatown's" a good movie.
380
00:16:57,955 --> 00:16:59,693
What the hell was that?
381
00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:06,930
Okay.
382
00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:11,966
We offer full amenities,
pool, hot tub, fitness room,
383
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,997
covered parking, and we have
a lot of people in the biz.
384
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,543
[Chuckles] I'm an actor myself.
385
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,770
Huh. Surprised you would mention that.
386
00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:22,016
You know, most actors don't.
387
00:17:22,071 --> 00:17:24,919
Huh. According to your application,
388
00:17:25,005 --> 00:17:27,864
it says you are a writer for
the new Dave Anthony project
389
00:17:27,899 --> 00:17:29,805
for Showlist, huh?
390
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,287
Yeah. Hasn't aired yet.
391
00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:33,936
Keep me in mind.
392
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:39,050
One small thing... by
law, I have to inform you
393
00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:44,108
that the previous tenant
who vacated... self-vacated.
394
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,669
- You mean he killed himself?
- Yes, he killed himself.
395
00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:47,453
Ohh.
396
00:17:47,488 --> 00:17:49,883
He was a good guy... okay actor.
397
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,085
Sad, though.
398
00:17:51,122 --> 00:17:52,528
How'd he do it?
399
00:17:53,342 --> 00:17:54,461
Ohh.
400
00:17:59,972 --> 00:18:01,441
[Sighs]
401
00:18:04,107 --> 00:18:05,330
[Sniffling]
402
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:07,148
Why?
403
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,885
[Imitates gun cocking]
404
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,601
Ohh! [Imitates gunshot]
405
00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:12,655
Ohh!
406
00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:22,694
[Groans]
407
00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:26,307
[Exhales]
408
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:27,196
Huh?
409
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,933
Yeah. Good.
410
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:33,047
Where's Frank and what's her name?
411
00:18:33,128 --> 00:18:34,563
I cleaned house.
412
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:35,730
What's up, Marc?
413
00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:36,951
Hey, Phil.
414
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,625
[Sighs]
415
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:42,958
[Scoffs]
416
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,060
This business is bullshit.
417
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,652
It's disgusting.
418
00:18:48,705 --> 00:18:51,589
It's dehumanizing, soul-crushing.
419
00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:53,983
[Sighs] I'm out.
420
00:18:54,018 --> 00:18:54,945
What?
421
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:58,475
This business turns
normal people into monsters
422
00:18:58,549 --> 00:19:01,453
and monsters into monster monsters.
423
00:19:01,877 --> 00:19:03,678
I'm just... I'm done, man.
424
00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:08,150
And I want to thank you
for making me realize that.
425
00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,867
All right. Wait. Wait.
426
00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:15,090
Do you think I like this?
427
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:17,192
Do you think I like being me?
428
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,896
I'm sabotaging everything that's happening.
429
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,538
Look, I know I'm awful.
430
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:27,234
I feel awful right now, and
it's getting worse every day.
431
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,083
Show business lets me do anything.
432
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:33,162
No one stops me. I can't stop me!
433
00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:37,063
This is the worst thing
that could happen to me...
434
00:19:37,161 --> 00:19:39,819
being successful in show business.
435
00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:43,949
Hey, hey, hey.
436
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,944
Oh, Nina. Ohh. That's my girl.
437
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,513
You okay, man?
438
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:53,975
Don't judge me.
439
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,124
Okay.
440
00:19:58,605 --> 00:19:59,907
Uh...
441
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,330
Can I still stay at your house?
442
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:04,362
Yeah, we're still friends.
That's not a thing.
443
00:20:04,432 --> 00:20:06,474
All right. I'll see you later.
444
00:20:06,513 --> 00:20:07,153
Okay.
445
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:08,447
Take it easy, Phil.
446
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:09,784
Later, baby.
447
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,417
[Sighs]
448
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:15,183
Do you like miniature golf?
449
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:17,253
The miniature-er, the better.
450
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:21,525
Wow. These gloves feel nice.
451
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,701
I've never felt so equipped to
do something in my entire life.
452
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,031
You could actually wear these in the snow.
453
00:20:27,554 --> 00:20:29,990
All right. Let's go. Let's do this.
454
00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:31,420
Let's get under there.
455
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,536
Let's get this rotting possum corpse.
456
00:20:33,622 --> 00:20:36,226
All right... I'm going.
457
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,970
Hey! I thought you quit.
458
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:40,977
I did.
459
00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:44,391
I just came by to check it
out and get some free food.
460
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:45,517
Oh.
461
00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,346
Well, I got to take this.
462
00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,204
Yeah, you do.
463
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:59,292
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464
00:21:01,152 --> 00:21:06,152
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