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(razor buzzing)
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HEATHER: Tim, hey, come on.
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You almost ready? This is the longest
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you've ever been in the
bathroom standing up.
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Hey, I was voted L.A.'s hottest doctor.
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Got to really deliver
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at my photo shoot today.
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Okay, you were voted
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one of the Mid-Valley's
"Doctors to Watch."
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Right, and nobody wants
to watch an ugly doctor.
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Mm-hmm, true that.
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Hey, Mom!
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World's Best Doctor looks like
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he's going to take it!
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(making race car sounds)
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Oh, no, a tire flies into the crowd!
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Oh, save the babies! The carnage!
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Hey...
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GiGi died.
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What?
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- Oh, no.
- I know.
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At least she died doing
what she loved, you know?
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Her male nurse.
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Oh, no!
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I know.
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She was almost 90, you know?
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She had a full life, and...
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What did you do to your face?
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It's really bad, isn't it?
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Oh, honey, I can only take
so much loss in one day.
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If GiGi's in a better place,
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can she send us more
than $5 for our birthdays?
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It's a better place for her, not us.
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I'm going to miss her.
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She loved our band.
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She was, like, Funeral
Goose's first groupie.
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She was the only one who
ever asked us to turn it up.
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You know, I'm going
to go check on my mom.
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I'll be right back, okay?
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- Stay with your daddy.
- Yeah, okay.
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TIM: You know what?
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GiGi wouldn't want all of us to be sad.
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What she would want
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is for all of us to fix my eyebrow.
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You know, Daddy, it
wouldn't look so weird
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if you just evened them out.
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You just need a little
more off the left.
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A little more.
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Okay, that's too much.
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Put some back.
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Put some back?!
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I... what? I can't put some back!
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That's hair, that's not how hair works!
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If that's how hair worked,
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you think I'd walk
around looking like this?
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Okay, well, just take a
little more off the first side
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and then it will be even.
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Perfect! You look awesome, Daddy.
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Just like Mr. Pickle.
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See?
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TYLER: What an amazing lady.
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(footsteps approaching)
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You look like last pick in a gang draft.
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You look like my first boyfriend.
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Look, I'm all out of options here.
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I got this photo shoot
in, like, an hour,
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so it's either bad-ass-doctor-who-
doesn't-play-by-the-rules look,
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or... this.
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Now you look like my first
boyfriend's parole officer.
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Who was my second boyfriend.
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Can I talk to you in the
other room for a second?
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Yeah, yeah.
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COLLEEN AND JEN: Hi.
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Joan wants GiGi's last
pie from the freezer.
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BOTH: Oh.
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Oooh.
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Do you... you can notice?
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- No.
- Not really.
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- No, it's very subtle.
- COLLEEN: Kind of blends in, I think.
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- JEN: Oh, no, I think that's worse.
- No, don't.
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- Oh.
- No, I-I like it.
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I'm not sure that's a fix.
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All right, sit down on
the toilet and hold still,
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this wax is hot.
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I've had this dream.
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Okay.
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(gasping)
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I can't figure out how to fix this
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until I have a completely clean canvas.
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(grunts in pain)
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(gasps)
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Yeah, still no clue.
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You know what? Let
me try the whole head.
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No, no, please, please.
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Please, I just need some help here!
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Here, let me... I went through
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a fierce chola stage in high school.
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Drew on my brows every day.
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Like, Gwen Stefani chola?
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Then I'd have to draw them on again
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after I'd ripped some
bitch's hair out in detention.
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- Oh, okay, so, actual chola.
- Yes.
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Hurry, please, okay?
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I got to get some push-ups
in before this photo shoot.
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Vamanos!
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(people chatting quietly)
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Hey, Saul.
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Hey...
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(laughing)
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Oh, no!
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It's my eyebrows, isn't it?
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You can, you can barely...
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Tell?
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(laughing)
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(stops laughing)
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Oh, no, I just peed a little.
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(laughing)
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Oh, you can barely tell.
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Now you're the dummy!
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Hey, he just peed himself.
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Don't worry about it, I
can Photoshop that out.
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Really?
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Hey, uh, think you could...
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you could help me with my little issue?
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If I can Photoshop my wedding photos
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so I'm next to a woman for my mom,
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I can do this.
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All right.
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All right, everyone, say, "Malpractice!"
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(camera clicks)
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Oh, no, you're eating GiGi's last pie!
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Well, if I didn't, she
would have died for nothing.
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No, honey, I can't believe that
you dug that out of the trash.
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She baked a hearing aid into that.
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I haven't found it yet.
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- Oh!
- (computer chimes)
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Oh, oh!
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Oooh, Valley Doctors
magazine finally sent me
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the link to the article.
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What?
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No, no!
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No!
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No, look at this!
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They Photoshopped the
wrong part of my head!
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(laughing)
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GREG: It's very generous
of GiGi to leave us
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a little bit of money.
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(all agreeing)
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Yeah, well, actually, she left it all
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to Walker, Texas Ranger,
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but I convinced the
judge to dismiss that.
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It was really nice of her.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to put mine towards
an engagement ring for Colleen.
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- Oh, I love that.
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah?
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Some jewelry?
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That's a little materialistic.
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You know, not everyone
would go that route, but...
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- Hm?
- JEN: Yeah.
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Okay, I'll ask.
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Um, Greg, what are you
going to do with the money?
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- Oh, me?
- Yeah.
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Oh, no, no, I...
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I...
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- I don't want to talk about it.
- You don't want to talk about it.
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- Okay, so don't.
- I'm actually donating it
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to our old high school
for a new long jump pit.
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But I did it anonymously,
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so that no one would
know that it was from me.
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Because I don't need anyone to know
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that it was me, you know?
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In fact, I can think of nothing
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that would make me more uncomfortable.
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Did you run track?
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I remember you sitting on the bench
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in Mom's sunhat.
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I just can't remember which sport.
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I think it was synchronized swimming.
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No, that was me.
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No, he was a cheerleader.
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No, that was me, too.
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Greg tried out,
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- but he didn't make the squad.
- That's right!
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No, guys,
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I was a second alternate
for the triple jump.
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So your way of
anonymously donating money
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was to tell all of us that you did it?
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Man, stop embarrassing me, all right?
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I told you, I don't
want any credit for this.
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I mean, that was why
I was very explicit.
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On that plaque,
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it should say, "Anonymous."
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So then why did you just
tell us all about it?
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So...
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that if anyone asked,
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you knew not to tell them.
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- Ah.
- Okay.
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Or you could tell them, but, you know,
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tell them to keep it a secret.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Anonymous!
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(phone camera clicks)
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Uh, hey, excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Sorry to interrupt,
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but could you just take a photo
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of me and the plaque on the bench?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Great, thanks.
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Yeah, it says Anonymous,
but I know who...
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Already took it.
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Great, great.
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Thanks.
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What are you doing here?
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Hmm? Oh, I just came to see my plaque.
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I'm Anonymous.
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I donated this.
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Whoa, that's awesome!
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Sasha!
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This guy paid for the new long jump pit!
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Oh, my God, that's so sweet!
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Thank you!
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Oh, thank you! You're welcome!
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What?
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Sweet kid.
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Why are you doing this?
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Why do I do anything that I do, Greg?
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To prove you wrong and
make you look stupid.
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I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
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Look, I don't care
about the credit, okay?
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I never have and I never will.
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Oh, okay.
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Hey, look who came back to visit.
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My favorite second alternate!
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Hey, Assistant Assistant Coach Kip!
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So what are you doing
around here, Short?
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Oh, he came to see
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the new pit that I donated.
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I'm Anonymous.
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Matt Short.
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(chortling): Wow!
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Thank you!
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Hey, I salute you, sir.
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Team! This is the man
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who donated the pit!
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What do we say we win our
next meet for Matt here, huh?
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Come on! Yeah!
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I am so Anonymous!
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Hey, I know you feel that way,
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but keep believing in yourself, kid,
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and one day, you'll be
able to buy us a new pit
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like your big, handsome brother here.
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Come over here.
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Oh, hey. Gonna hug it out.
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KIP: Hey!
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They're going to let Matt
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fire the starter pistol tomorrow, right?
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They would never let me touch it.
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I would always have to pretend
with those relay batons.
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- Yeah, well, he's stealing your thunder.
- Yeah!
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- Raining on your parade.
- Uh-huh!
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So you do want a parade.
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Yes!
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Uh, no!
269
00:08:43,558 --> 00:08:44,288
Okay.
270
00:08:44,313 --> 00:08:45,879
I just want a parade in my honor
271
00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,036
where no one knows it's for me.
272
00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:48,361
But really they do.
273
00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:49,629
Is that too much to ask?
274
00:08:50,037 --> 00:08:51,185
I mean...
275
00:08:51,210 --> 00:08:53,761
no, there's nothing wrong
with wanting recognition.
276
00:08:53,786 --> 00:08:56,320
It's just, the way that
you're going about it
277
00:08:56,439 --> 00:08:58,072
is slightly disturbing.
278
00:08:58,074 --> 00:09:00,232
I'll tell you what is
slightly disturbing.
279
00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:01,965
The amount of extra
money I had to give them
280
00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:03,621
just for the plaque and the bench.
281
00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:05,400
- There's a bench?
- We needed a place
282
00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:07,163
- to put the plaque.
- Oh, my God.
283
00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:09,693
Greg, I know
you donated the money.
284
00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:11,100
Isn't that enough?
285
00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:15,124
You honored GiGi's memory
by doing something good.
286
00:09:16,726 --> 00:09:17,958
Thanks, honey.
287
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,456
That really puts it in perspective.
288
00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:26,749
Hey, Short!
289
00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,391
What are you doing?!
290
00:09:28,764 --> 00:09:31,465
GREG: I'm not letting my
brother take credit for this!
291
00:09:31,601 --> 00:09:33,234
I'm Anonymous!
292
00:09:33,962 --> 00:09:35,479
Look at that form.
293
00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:36,703
Still terrible.
294
00:09:40,684 --> 00:09:42,117
Would you like a popsicle?
295
00:09:42,388 --> 00:09:44,888
Does Raggedy Andy have cotton balls?
296
00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,065
Oh, good, another dirty old man.
297
00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:49,522
_
298
00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,129
Your mother's nursing
home just called again.
299
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:59,053
They need you to come
pack up her things.
300
00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:03,146
I just hate that I put her in
that place for her last days.
301
00:10:03,171 --> 00:10:04,604
But I had to.
302
00:10:04,629 --> 00:10:06,299
Her boyfriend Huber
303
00:10:06,324 --> 00:10:08,192
threatening to take her to Mexico
304
00:10:08,217 --> 00:10:11,053
for groundbreaking fertility treatments.
305
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,869
Mexico's doing a lot of
good things with medicine.
306
00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:15,004
(dispirited sigh)
307
00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,504
Why don't you and Heather
308
00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:18,741
go to Palm Springs for the night,
309
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,879
and I'll clear out GiGi's stuff?
310
00:10:20,981 --> 00:10:21,893
You will?
311
00:10:21,895 --> 00:10:23,189
Absolutely.
312
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:25,713
Except for her
unmentionables, of course.
313
00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,754
Oh, she didn't wear any.
314
00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:31,020
(Big band music playing on radio)
315
00:10:33,291 --> 00:10:35,866
Sandwiches in the drawer, GiGi?
316
00:10:35,891 --> 00:10:36,917
(clicks tongue)
317
00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:39,195
So what's in the fridge?
318
00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:41,097
(chuckles)
319
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:46,469
(chair whirring)
320
00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:50,473
Slow ride home.
321
00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:56,721
MAN (on radio): Rise
and shine, porcupines!
322
00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:59,631
It's Tim and Mark, the
morning guys on KDKB,
323
00:10:59,656 --> 00:11:02,084
49 past the hour, 20 minutes
to the top of the hour.
324
00:11:02,086 --> 00:11:03,953
What the...
325
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,488
Oh!
326
00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:11,884
MAN: Where you going, my man?
327
00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:13,465
You got to have one of
these to open that door.
328
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:15,153
JOHN: Oh, what? No, I'm just here
329
00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:16,765
cleaning out Shirley Pirkle's room.
330
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:19,458
Oh, that's really nice, but
let's leave that to her family.
331
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:20,982
No, I am her family.
332
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,021
That's right, that's right.
333
00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:24,673
Everyone here is one big happy family.
334
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,132
Oh, you think I'm a resident here?
335
00:11:27,157 --> 00:11:28,830
No, no, no, I think you're a blessing.
336
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,086
JOHN: No, this is ridiculous.
337
00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,547
I got my I.D....
338
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:33,235
Oh, damn, I left it in the room.
339
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,883
I know, along with your dog tags
340
00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,374
and a picture of your gal back home.
341
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:37,881
What? No! No!
342
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,047
Hey, hey, listen, listen!
343
00:11:39,072 --> 00:11:42,391
We got a blueberry muffin
with your name on it, okay?
344
00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:44,070
Do you know your name, sir?
345
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:46,843
My name is John Short
and I don't belong here.
346
00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:49,233
- Okay, well...
- My name is John Short,
347
00:11:49,258 --> 00:11:50,922
and I don't belong here.
348
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,416
My name is Oprah, and I own this joint.
349
00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:56,739
Okay, all right.
350
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,208
He's not really Oprah.
351
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,009
(mouth full): Mmm, delicious.
352
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,944
Mmm-hmmm, mm.
353
00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:05,898
You must be new here... I'm Stan.
354
00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,562
No, no, there's been a mix-up.
355
00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:12,988
Oh, no, no, I'm pretty
sure that my name is Stan.
356
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:15,144
Look...
357
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:20,605
if you want to break out
of here, I know a way.
358
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,043
I'm listening.
359
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,068
I'm going to need you to kill a man.
360
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:28,892
ORDERLY: Just a reminder,
361
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:31,835
we're starting woodworking
in the arts and crafts room.
362
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,396
Woodworking?
363
00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:36,299
(lathe running)
364
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,996
Would you like a popsicle?
365
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:40,470
Does Raggedy Andy have cotton balls?
366
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,096
Oh, good, another dirty old man.
367
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,044
B-9!
368
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,991
A-ha!
369
00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,147
Bingo!
370
00:12:51,149 --> 00:12:53,664
Must've fell from heaven, baby
371
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,263
I can't believe my eyes
372
00:12:56,288 --> 00:13:02,291
Oh, that feeling of
chills going down my spine
373
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:07,464
Can't you see it's
taking up... all the time
374
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,517
Hey, if it isn't the
new heartthrob in town!
375
00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:25,298
I'll tell you something,
376
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:26,860
I've been seeing a lot
of ladies putting lipstick
377
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:28,251
on and around their mouths.
378
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,169
Yeah, I've been getting
379
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,328
a lot of uninvited pinches.
380
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,486
Luckily they don't have
any grip strength, right?
381
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,935
All right, well, look, it's 5:30, okay?
382
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,660
It's bedtime, lights out.
383
00:13:38,732 --> 00:13:39,796
John!
384
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:40,764
Joanie?
385
00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:43,092
Oh, where have you been?
386
00:13:43,318 --> 00:13:45,546
I've been texting you
emojis all morning.
387
00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,332
The last one was an ambulance.
388
00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,590
Oh, I must have lost track of time.
389
00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:52,127
Did you finish packing GiGi's room?
390
00:13:52,152 --> 00:13:54,339
I just don't like to
think of her living here.
391
00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:56,422
No, this place is the Ritz.
392
00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:57,398
Come on.
393
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,300
There's something you need to see.
394
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,302
Hmm?
395
00:14:01,616 --> 00:14:03,037
Your mother did that.
396
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,686
Now, does that look like the work
397
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,175
of someone who was miserable? Hm?
398
00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:09,911
No.
399
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:11,812
This place was great for her.
400
00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:13,914
Joanie, she was happy.
401
00:14:13,939 --> 00:14:15,939
And I got to live a day in her life.
402
00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,552
I wish we lived here.
403
00:14:17,909 --> 00:14:18,553
What?
404
00:14:18,578 --> 00:14:22,189
Yeah! They got a lift that
lowers you into the hot tub!
405
00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,517
- Did you bring your bathing suit?
- No.
406
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,781
John!
407
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:26,972
All right, you two.
408
00:14:26,997 --> 00:14:28,553
Let's get you back to your rooms.
409
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:29,697
Sweetheart...
410
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:30,841
I'd be careful with him.
411
00:14:30,866 --> 00:14:32,133
He claims he has a wife.
412
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:35,736
- Oh, no, I'm, I'm... I'm...
- Yeah, I know. I know.
413
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:36,743
John!
414
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,967
I'm coming.
415
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:42,990
Well, at Dearly Departed Diamonds,
416
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:46,230
we take the job of
incinerating your loved ones
417
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:47,852
and turning them into jewelry
418
00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:48,976
very seriously.
419
00:14:49,245 --> 00:14:50,631
Gives a whole new meaning to,
420
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,598
"These earrings are from Tiffany."
421
00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,291
_
422
00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:57,456
MAN: Come in, come in!
423
00:14:57,487 --> 00:14:59,944
This is where it all happens.
424
00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:01,650
JEN: Wow, when your mom's will requested
425
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:03,206
that her ashes be
turned into a gemstone,
426
00:15:03,231 --> 00:15:04,998
I was hoping that was not a real thing.
427
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,119
JOAN: Oh!
428
00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,729
They're actually pretty.
429
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:10,826
Well, at Dearly Departed Diamonds,
430
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:13,984
we take the job of
incinerating your loved ones
431
00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:16,891
and turning them into
jewelry very seriously.
432
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,769
Gives a whole new meaning to,
433
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,103
"These earrings are from Tiffany."
434
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,156
I can tell just by looking at you...
435
00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:27,478
that you would condense down
436
00:15:27,503 --> 00:15:29,562
into a beautiful sapphire.
437
00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,303
Because of her eyes?
438
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,149
No, the eyes have no
effect on the color.
439
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:36,518
They just boil away.
440
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:38,571
Will you just excuse us for one moment?
441
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:42,337
(softly): Are you sure that you
want to do this with your mom?
442
00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:44,737
I mean, I know it's in her
will, but I am her lawyer,
443
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:47,152
and I am willing to look the other way.
444
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,725
(whispers): You know,
while I still have my eyes.
445
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,514
JOAN: Thank you,
446
00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:54,520
but my mom's specialty
was making me feel guilty,
447
00:15:54,973 --> 00:15:58,469
and so if I don't do this,
I'll hear her voice in my head.
448
00:15:58,494 --> 00:16:00,142
(imitating): Saying, "Joanie!
449
00:16:01,284 --> 00:16:03,586
It was my dying wish!"
450
00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:05,719
Wow.
451
00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:07,946
It's like she's here.
452
00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,056
She will be, soon.
453
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:12,778
Yeah, okay.
454
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,260
Uh, do you do a princess cut?
455
00:16:15,369 --> 00:16:16,515
Sure!
456
00:16:16,634 --> 00:16:19,535
Feast your eyes on my first wife, Marta.
457
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,289
Oh, wait, wrong hand... that's my dog.
458
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,475
This is Marta.
459
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,856
- Hey! Don't touch that!
- Oh!
460
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,007
There's someone in there!
461
00:16:27,032 --> 00:16:29,059
Oh, God.
462
00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:33,699
Say hi to GiGi.
463
00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:36,209
So that's her body in there?
464
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:38,223
Oh, that's what's left of
it after you compress it
465
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,014
with 10,000 pounds of pressure.
466
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:42,207
Really pretty, Mom.
467
00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:44,318
Mom wanted me to wear this
468
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,488
so she'd always be close to my heart.
469
00:16:46,513 --> 00:16:49,888
Well, I'm sure that she's
smiling down on you from up...
470
00:16:49,913 --> 00:16:52,508
well, from inside of there, actually.
471
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,070
How does it feel?
472
00:16:55,789 --> 00:16:57,273
Surprisingly heavy.
473
00:16:57,298 --> 00:16:59,393
Yeah, heavy's a good word for it.
474
00:17:05,097 --> 00:17:06,396
JOAN: I know, Mom.
475
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,349
Just slap a sign on my crotch
476
00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:11,274
that says, "Open 24 hours."
477
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:15,869
I know, Mom.
478
00:17:15,894 --> 00:17:18,559
Too much cake makes
too much Joanie.
479
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,162
(fork clatters)
480
00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:21,645
(sighs)
481
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,491
Oh, Mom, you're
ruining this, too?
482
00:17:27,516 --> 00:17:30,385
Honey, I'm sorry, I just can't.
483
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,398
Well, I can give you one of my pills.
484
00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:33,903
No, dear, it's the necklace.
485
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:38,423
I feel like my mother's
watching and judging me.
486
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,110
You just have to get used to it.
487
00:17:41,135 --> 00:17:45,270
Heck, I knew guys in 'Nam had necklaces,
488
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,317
some of them eight or nine ears on them,
489
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,608
and they were fine.
490
00:17:50,563 --> 00:17:51,989
I've given this a lot of thought...
491
00:17:52,014 --> 00:17:55,673
- Mm-hmm.
- And I think GiGi belongs with you.
492
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,284
I mean, family was everything to her,
493
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:03,477
and here she has you and
her great-grandchildren.
494
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:06,756
Yes, but... but she's your mom.
495
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,224
I was just being selfish.
496
00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:11,330
- Here, let me put it on you, honey.
- Yeah.
497
00:18:11,332 --> 00:18:12,965
It's really beautiful.
498
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:17,347
Oh, wow, I feel so connected to her.
499
00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,424
That's pretty.
500
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,682
It's not a blood diamond, is it?
501
00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:23,242
Not really, no.
502
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:26,360
It's a diamond that Mom-Mom had
503
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:29,712
made out of your great-grandmother.
504
00:18:30,064 --> 00:18:32,084
You said she was in heaven!
505
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:35,402
No, she said she was probably in heaven.
506
00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,819
All right, sorry, Mom, I just...
507
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:39,358
Hang on to that.
508
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,325
All clean.
509
00:18:41,055 --> 00:18:42,127
(imitating GiGi's voice): Jen!
510
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:44,340
(regular voice): Hi!
511
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,525
It just occurred to
me, I've never given you
512
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,641
a family heirloom to hand down to Lark.
513
00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:53,533
And you're not going to start
now, so keep it moving, lady.
514
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:54,354
I love you, though.
515
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,132
Jen! Oh, Jen!
516
00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:56,835
Hello!
517
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,876
Matt!
518
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,478
Hey, Mom.
519
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,790
Would you grant me my dying wish?
520
00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:03,358
You're dying?
521
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,270
One day.
522
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,631
That's why I need you
to take this necklace.
523
00:19:06,656 --> 00:19:09,556
- This-this beautiful symbol.
- Oh, Mom...
524
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,794
Take it! I want to
respect GiGi's wishes,
525
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,238
but I just can't forget
where it came from.
526
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:16,694
I know I'm not supposed
527
00:19:16,719 --> 00:19:19,025
to end a sentence with
a preposition, Mom.
528
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,501
Take it!
529
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,349
Mom, I don't know that...
530
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,468
(sighs): Take it.
531
00:19:29,577 --> 00:19:30,476
Mom, I, I...
532
00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:31,744
No backsies.
533
00:19:33,945 --> 00:19:37,913
Okay, enough mystery.
What's the occasion?
534
00:19:37,938 --> 00:19:39,504
It's not our anniversary.
535
00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:40,839
It's not our sexaversary.
536
00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:42,340
It's not our first-fight-aversary.
537
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,767
You remember all those?
538
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:44,574
Of course!
539
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,820
- They're all on the same day.
- Yeah.
540
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:48,934
I need to make something right.
541
00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:51,971
I owe you an engagement ring.
542
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,570
What...
543
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,277
Matt!
544
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,928
- What? It's gorgeous!
- Yeah.
545
00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,931
How could you afford this?
546
00:20:06,463 --> 00:20:07,494
It's GiGi.
547
00:20:07,691 --> 00:20:09,824
It was GiGi's?
548
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,164
- No, it actually came from GiGi.
- Oh.
549
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,950
That's what makes it so beautiful.
550
00:20:14,975 --> 00:20:18,328
That it belonged to a woman
that we all loved so dearly.
551
00:20:18,828 --> 00:20:19,911
Okay, sure.
552
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,613
(sighs)
553
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:23,648
I love it.
554
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,300
It's like she's right here with us.
555
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,025
More than you know.
556
00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:39,471
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