All language subtitles for Letterkenny s05e04 Letterkenny Spelling Bee.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian Download
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

Your�friend�Dary said�he�can�beat�up

your�friend�Dan the�other�day.

You're�dreaming,�bud.

Am�not. Are,�too.

You're�Joseph �and�the�Amazing Technicolor�Dreamcoat, bud.

All�I'm�saying�is, �����if�it�came�down�to�it and�I�hope�it�wouldn't...

Well,�see�you're�soft on�it�already,�Dary.

I�could�beat�Dan in�a�fight.

You're�mixing a�Hardy,�bud.

Am�not. Are,�too.

You're�down�there mixing�a�Tom�Hardy.

Oh,�I�would�smash that�dude

like�a�Terry's Chocolate�Orange.

Same. �How's�your�beers?

I'll�have�a�beer.

Must�be�nice, �you�can�pick�up some�extra�shifts�here

while�Gail's�down �����at�her�South�American Single's�Resort,�huh,�Bonnie?

You�wanna�know�what? lf�two�of�my�bars�burnt�down

I'd�be�fucking�off,�too.

I'm�envious of�that�old�goat.

It's�light�lifting.

This�place�could�run �off�honor�system if�it�had�to.

Okay, �Katy�and�Bonnie,

who�do�you�think would�win�a�fight, me�or�Dan?

Dan.

Why�don't�you�two just�arm�wrestle

and�get ������to�the�bottom�of�it. No.

Why�not?

Well,�because�arm�wrestling is�not�a�legitimate�barometer for�strength,

and�certainly not�toughness.

You're�either�born ������a�good�arm�wrestler or�you're�not.

Youse�could�leg�wrestle.

No. Why�not?

Well,�because�if�they're on�the�floor�rubbing their�legs�together,

they've�both�lost.

How�are�we�gonna sort�this�out? Oh, youse�could�have�to�fight.

No. Sure.

See,�you're a�good�friend,�Dan.

How�is�Dan a�good�friend in�all�of�this?

Well,�Dan�sees�you're quite�upset�about�this.

He's�willing�to�put his�beer�down,

come�over�there ��and�beat�the�shit�out�of�you so�that�you're�over�it.

Tyson,�who�would�win in�a�fight�between Dan�and�Dary?

Dary. Yes.

Why? Longer�reach, quicker�on�his�feet.

Not�above�a�nut�shot or�a�hair�pull.

Joint�Boy? Squirrelly�Dan.

Why? 'Cause�he's�Squirrelly.

Who�do�youse�think ������would�win�in�a�fight between�you�two?

Me.

You?

Me.

See,�now�there's�a�good�friend.

Fifteen-four and�I'd�hoped�for�more.

Fifteen-two, that's�where�it's�new.

Zeros,�which�is �also�knowns as�a�19's�hand,

'cause�a�19's�hand is�impossibles�to�get

in�the�games of�Cribbage.

*�Do,�re,�mi

*�Nineteen�go�fuck�yourself�*

Fuck,�she's�really�cooled down�out�there.

Are�you�boys �down�to�pay 10�Neil�deGrasse�Tysons?

Where�has�Katy been�all�day?

Dude,�you�fucking�mind?

What�are�you sleep�walkings, ����Daryl?

In�the�words�of�legendary Canadian�singer-songwriter.

Alanis�Morissette, "You�oughta�know."

In�the�words�of�legendary Canadian�songwriter.

Greg�Keelor�of�Blue�Rodeo, "It�hasn't�hit�me�yet."

In�the�words�of�Jim�Cuddy, also�of�iconic�Canadian rock�band�Blue�Rodeo,

"Try."

In�the�words ����of�Grammy�award-winning Canadian�singer-songwriter.

Sarah�McLachlan, "You're�building�a�mystery."

In�the�words of�genre-bending

Canadian-Indie�rock�band Arcade�Fire,

"Wake�up."

In�the�words of�multi-international

award-winning songstress�Celine�Dion,

"It's�all�coming �back�to�me�now. " �����And?

In�the�words of�Canadian�popstar

and�heartthrob�Justin�Beiber,

"Is�it�too�late�now to�say�sorry?" �����And?

In�the�words�of�multi-Juno award-winning.

Canadian�singer-songwriter Bryan�Adams,

"Please�forgive�me."

Good�people�makes mistakes,�Daryl.

How�do�you�forget �����about�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee,

and�how�much it�means�to�Katy?

You�call�yourself�a�friend. Now�wait.

You're�right,�Dan.

I'm�sorry,�Dary.

It's�okay,�good�buddy.

It's�just�that�I,�uh...

wish�I�could�take �some�of�her�pain from�last�year,

put�it�on�myself, you�know.

We�alls�dos, good�buddies.

I�mean,�she�really had�it�all.

Champion�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee nine�years�running.

She�was�just�a�girl �when�she�won her�first�Bee.

God�damn�it,�she�was �just�a�girl. Then�came�Stewart.

We�do�not�says�that�names in�this�house,�Dary.

That�fuck�oughta spell�with�someone his�own�size.

He's�been�spelling ��out�of�his�own�weight�class for�years�now.

Like,�she�forgot a�silent�E.

Completely�out of�character�for�her.

Do�you�wanna�know�what? That�silent�E�may�follow

her�around for�the�rest�of�her�life.

She's�worns�it like�a�shit�stain ever�since.

That�fuck�thinks that�he�can�just

walk�around�town spelling�like�that?

We�all�know that�types�of�spelling's

gonna�catch�up to�him�one�days.

It�has�to. Okay,�you�wanna�spell,�bud?

Wanna�walk�around�town spelling�like�that,�okay?

I'll�spell�with�you any�day�of�the�week

and�I�suggest�you�let that�one�marinate.

Who's�doing�all the�hollering�down�there?

She's�tryings to�studies,�Waynes.

Like,�it's�clear what�needs�to�be�done�here.

Wanna�make�a�pact? ������Of�course , we�makes a�pacts,�Dary.

I'm�surprised�we're�not making�a�pact�right�now.

We�works�around�the�clocks to�helps�her�get�her�spellings

ups�to�hers�potential.

We�don't�sleep.

Keep�her�focused. Keep�her�inspired.

Keep�her�hydrated.

We're�coming�in.

So�cover�up.

Okay,�girls.

Girls? That's�what�I�said.

Who�you�calling�girls?

Oh. �No, we�mean�women.

Yes,�that�is�my�bad.

I�am�sorry. lt�is�an�old�habit.

See,�we�call�the�men ������on�our�team�"Boys. " �So�I�just...

It's�completely�inappropriate.

Okay. ������Mary-Anne�over�there is�not�a�girl.

When's�the�last�time �����you�saw�a�girl's�tits sag�so�low,

she�could�tuck�'em into�her�joggers?

You're�right, Betty-Anne.

To�call�us�girls�is wildly�inappropriate.

Look�at�you.

When's�the�last�time you�saw�a�girl

with�enough�pubic�hair to�lose�her�keys�in?

Along�with�the�buoyant Canadian�Tire�key�chain?

Okay,�okay,�okay. That's�enough,�uh...

Ladies. Yes,�ladies.

I'm�even more�offended ���by�that.

Tell�me�how Mary-Anne's�a�lady?

Her�Jill-strap's�got more�skid�marks

than�a�runaway�truck ������laying�on�a�coastal mountain�highway.

Yes,�I'm�afraid �you�guys�missed the�mark�again.

Betty-Anne's�no�lady.

She�picks�and�flicks more�boogers

than�a�restless ������Dutch�eight-year-old with�Asperger.

Well-done,�Mary-Anne.

You're�unpredictably�articulate

for�a�girl�who�waves goodbye�to�her�pee when�she�flushes�the�toilet.

You�wanna�talk ������about�unpredictable, Betty-Anne?

Who�would�have�thought �����the�girl�who�ingested mosquito�eggs

after�drinking out�of�mud�puddles

would�ever�almost �be�accepted to�community�college.

Reilly,�Jonesy, get�out�here.

Okay.

It's�getting�pretty�cold out�there,�eh?

Down�to�almost ten�Degrassi�Junior�Highs.

You�guys�bring�your�coats?

I'm�just�kidding. I�don't�give�a�fuck.

I'm�used�to�you�two embarrassing�me.

I�go�to�bed�at�night, fucking�embarrassing.

I�get�up�in�the�morning, fucking�embarrassing.

The�only�time�you�two have�ever�humiliated�me

is�when�you started�spelling.

Now�please,�tell�me. You�put�in�the�work�this�year.

We�always�put�in the�work,�coach.

We�never�wanna �let�you�down or�the�boys.

But�we've�been�upfront about�being

dog-shit�spellers from�get�go,�so...

We're�trying�our�best, but�we're�Math�guys, ����Coach.

Don't�fucking�bullshit�me.

Okay,�if�it�were�a Chelling�Bee..,�I�mean...

Dog-shit�spellers. Unreal�chellers.

You�two,�focus!

I�have�money on�this,�all�right?

And�for�me�to�get�that�money, I've�done�a�little...

tinkering�behind�the�scenes.

Oh,�yes.

I�think�you�two �are�going�to�do quite�well�this�year.

Hey,�Katy, �����I�made�you�a�smoothie. lt's�on�the�counter.

What's�in�it?

Half�an�avocado, half�a�banana,

half�a�cup of�blueberries,

a�scoop�of�vanilla-whey protein�powder,

half�a�cup�of�water, 13�almonds.

Hope�you're not�triskaidekaphobic.

That's�the�fear of�the�number�13.

You�can�spell that,�right?

It's�one�of�the�most�commonly used�words�in�spelling�bees, everybody�can.

You�staying�hydrated?

What�are�you�doing?

Who�me?�Sudoku.

Didn't�you�not�know that�doing�number�puzzles and�games�increases

the�neuroplasticity within�the�brain

and�helps�it reorganize�itself.

Did�you�wanna�do�one?

No.

Dan,�why�are you�lifting�weights?

Who's?�Mes?

Didn't�you�nots�knows that�exercisings

allows�your�brains ����to�takes�on�the�proteins called�BDNF,

which�helps�with�focus, concentrations�and�memories?

Here's,�I�gots�ones for�youse,�too.

No.

What?

You�play�guitar�now?

Who�me? Of�course,�I�do.

Didn't�you�not�know that�playing�an�instrument

strengthens the�corpus�callosum

that�links�hemispheres in�your�brain

by�creating new�connections?

Do�you�wanna�know what�a�G�chord sounds�like,�Katy?

Super.

Katy?

I'm�more�than a�little�bit�concerned

you're�the�only�one around�here�not�looking

to�create�new�neural�pathways in�the�brain.

I'm�just�gonna�get�a�beer.

No! What?

Oh,�those�alcohols doesn't�kill�brain�cells

like�some�peoples�thinks, it�does�damages�them.

This�is�about the�spelling�bee,�isn't�it?

Yeah,�see, it's�just�that�I,�uh...

Sat�and�watched�you�spell your�little�heart�out last�year,�and�then...

And�Stewart�come�up and�spell-bull,�ya.

We�don't�say�that�name in�this�house!

I�just�sat�there �and�watched�it. I�just�sat�there.

I�don't�know�if�I'm�ever gonna�be�able�to�forgive myself�for�that.

Guys...

I'm�ready.

Okay,�I�just... �I�need�youse to�believe�in�me.

'Course�we�believe in�you,�Miss�Katy.

To�have�my�back. Of�course , we�have ��your�back.

Well,�of�course, we'll�keep�you�hydrated.

Oh,�I'll�be�plenty�hydrated while�I'm�drinking�champagne

out�of�my�tenth�title�trophy.

So�help�me�God.

You�are�the�champ.

Walk�it

and�talk�it.

Be�it.

Stewart,�the�bikes are�outside.

Let's�do�this. But�grab�a�sweater.

It's�cooled�down. Down�to�about ten�Degrassis

always�greener on�the�other�side.

Are�you�ready?

Spell�me�in.

Stewart,�I�was�wondering if�I�could�double�the�champ �on�his�bike.

Actually, I�was�hoping.

I�could�double�the�champ to�the�spelling�bee.

I'm�doubling the�champ.

No,�I'm�doubling the�champ.

Okay,�guys.

You�guys�can�double ��the�champ to�the�spelling�bee,

but�we�get ������to�double�the�champ after�he�wins�tonight.

Wondrous.

Break�it�down�for�me.

Stewart's�your�biggest�threat that�we�know.

We've�got�intel ����that�he's�been�training with�some�Dark�Web�spellers,

and�I�can�tell�you what�words�they've been�using�to�spell�with,

but�I�don't�think you�wanna�know.

I�don't. �Next.

Joint�Boy�is�actually a�pretty�good�spellers when�he's�stoned,

so�keep�your�eyes�open,

'cause�theirs�are�gonna�be damns�near�sealed�shut.

Always. �Next.

Reilly�and�Jonesy �����can't�spell�for�shit. They're�fucking�idiots.

Okay. ������But�McMurray's�been known�for�spelling�dirty.

I�need�you to�watch�your�back.

McMurray's�a�piece�of�shit.

Now�you�knows ������we�believes�in�you, Miss�Katys.

And�we've�always got�your�back.

And�we're�gonna�keep you�hydrated. Don't�worry�about�that.

And�we�appreciates that�you�spells�mean...

but�we�thinks �����you�can�spells�meaner.

We�want�you to�show�some�teeth.

So�to�helps�you with�that,

we�gots�you�this.

Getting�cold out�there,�eh?

It's�down�to�about ten�degrees�Witherspoons.

Got�the�money?

As�discussed, my�money's�on�the�girl.

Two�hundred on�Joint�Boy.

Two�hundred on�Jonesy�and�Reilly.

Nice.

I'll�put�the�pot where�it's�safe.

Same.

Winner�takes�all?

Winner�takes�all. Duh.

Good.

I'm�looking forward�to�that.

Welcome�to�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee,

*�A,�B,�C Now�look�at�my�D,

*�And�E,�F,�G N,�L,�M,�N,�O,�P.

*�Q,�R,�S Talking�T,�U,�V

*�Come�on,�Letterkenny, it's�a�Spelling�Bee�*

Coolin'�down out�there,�folks.

Down�to�about�10 ��deg-Reese's Peanut�Butter�Cups.

Anywho...

Based�on�length of�past�spelling�bees,

coupled�with speller�proficiency,

this�year's�bee�will�be single�knockout.

Sudden�death�overtime begins�right�now.

Could�I�use the�toilet?

I�don't�know. Can�you?

May�I�use�the�toilet?

Yes,�you�may.

Katy,�the�first�word is�yours.

Shut�up!

Shut�your�fucking�mouth!

You�think�this�is the�PGA?

You�can�just �hoop�and�holler whenever�you�want?

Ba-ba�fucking�booey?

We�respect our�athletes�here,

so�sit�down, shut�up,

and�enjoy�some�fucking adult�spelling.

Katy,�your�word is�"Farceur".

Farceur.

Can�I�get a�definition,�please?

A�writer�or�actor of�satire.

Farceur.

Hence,�farce.

Farceur.

F-A-R-C-E-U-R.

Farceur. Correct.

They�should be�able�to�clap

if�she�gets�one�right, Squirrelly�Dan.

Yeah,�like�that's �what�we've�done in�the�past.

Yeah,�but�looks �at�what�happens last�years.

Yeah,�but�she's�used ����to�getting�cheered�for, right?

We�don't�want�her to�get�inside

of�her�own�head �if�no�one�cheers for�her.

It's�the�last�thing we�fucking�want.

It's�too�risky,�Dan.

Okay,�I'm�sorry for�my�outburst�earlier.

I�came�at�you with�a�lot�of�anger

and�that�was�unnecessary.

You�can�cheer�if�someone gets�a�word�right,

but�its�starts and�ends�there.

I�don't�wanna�hear a�fucking�fart out�of�any�of�you

if�someone�gets a�word�wrong.

As�sure�as�grandma's�got�gout, if�I�hear�one�fucking�heckle,

I�will�staple�your�tongue to�your�taint,

so�you�can�watch�me kick�your�ass.

Jimmy,�why�don'ts�you�repeat the�last�thing�you�said�there?

"Correct."

Stewart,�the�next�word is�yours.

Goddamn,�it�makes�me�hot when�a�man�can�spell.

I�do�love a�good�tongue.

Reilly�and�Jonesy can't�spell�for�shit.

Fucking�idiots.

Stewart,�your�word is�"Disparate".

Disparate.

Distinct in�quality�and�character.

How�appropriate.

Disparate.

D-I-S

P-A-R-A-T-E.

Disparate. Correct.

Spell�my�name,�Stewart. Spell�it.

What�else�can you�do�with�that�tongue?

Reilly�and�Jonesy can't�spell�for�shit.

Fucking�idiots.

And�with�that, Reilly�and�Jonesy,

the�next�word is�yours.

Reilly,�Jonesy...

Your�word�is... "Hockey".

Uh,�this�is�the... �Okay.

Hockey.

Can�I�hear�the�word used�in�a�sentence, please?

Uh,�okay. The�Letterkenny�lrish

are�a�Senior�A whale�shit�hockey�team

that�recently�folded.

Hockey.

H...

O...

K...

C... �C...

K... �E...

Y...

Y? Yeah. �Y.

Are�you�finished?

Yes. Correct.

Yeah.

Fucking�idiots.

Thanks.

Joint�Boy, the�next�word �is�yours.

Joint�Boy?

Joint�Boy!

I�suppose�it�is�his�name.

Joint�Boy...

Your�word�is�"Ensconce".

Ensconce.

Got�a�fuck�load ������of�joints�ensconced in�this�fanny�pack.

Ensconce.

E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.

Ensconce. Correct.

Yes!

Can�I�use�the toilet�again?

Can�you�cancan? Can�you�do�the�cancan?

Good�thing�it's�not the�Grammar�Bee.

McMurray,�the�next�word is�yours.

Wayne!�How'r�ya�now?�Not t'bad. ��And�you?�Uh�huh.

McMurray,�your�word is�"Confrere".

Confrere.

Definition,�please.

A�colleague or�comrade.

Confrere.

With�confreres�like�this who�needs�enemies.

Okay,�"Confrere".

C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E. Confrere.

Uh,�I'm�sorry,�McMurray, that�is�incorrect.

The�proper�spelling of�confrere�is.

C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.

Exactly�what�I�said.

I�thought�I�heard C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.

Well,�you're�mistaken.

I�do�apologize.

Oh,�don't�worry about�it,�Dickskin.

Dickins.

Exactly�what�I�said. Dickskin.

We�sure�we�got the�right�Master of�Ceremonies

for�this�thing here,�okay?

I�think�you�need�to�get your�earwax�checked,�Dickskin.

Give�'em�a�fucking�break,�Jim.

They've�been�spelling ������their�goddamn�hearts out�up�there.

Call�an�intermission.

There�was�no�intermission slotted�for�today's�bee.

We'll�press�on.

How�many�words gots�to�gets�spelled

before�someone just�keels�over.

Someone's�gotta�start�asking the�tough�questions �around�here.

I've�seen�this�before,�Jim. lt's�time�we�learned�from�it.

In�the�words�of�arguably the�greatest�Canadian rock�band�of�all�time,

The�Tragically�Hip, "It's�a�good�life if�you�don't�weaken."

Also�in�the�words of�Gordon�Downie,

legendary�lead�singer of�The�Tragically�Hip,

"I�can�make�you�scared if�you�want�me�to."

Hey,�okay.

That's�good�then. Fifteen�minute intermission,�everyone.

Sorry�about�that,�Wayne.

I'll�get�her�hydrated.

Youse�get�Reilly�and�Jonesy on�Jim�Dickins'�radar.

Some�buttfuckery at�play�there.

Jims.

Now�I�know you�noticed

that�Reilly and�Jonesy's�words

are�simpler than�everyone�else's,

and�quite�suspiciously all�hockeys-related.

Yep,�there's�a�wee�bit �����of�buttfuckery�at�play here,�Jim.

This�has�been�the�system ever�since�Uncle�Eddie�won

the�very�first Letterkenny�Adult�Spelling�Bee. In�the�late�'60s.

We�must�honor�it. Exactly.

And�aren't�you�guys the�ones�that�are always�saying

you�shouldn't�fuck with�tradition.

It's�fucking�embarrassing.

Jim,�McMurray's�screwing the�system,�here.

You�can't�understand what�he's�saying.

He's�pulling�the�wool over�your�eyes,�cowboy.

Well,�well,�well.

Ain't�not�hater quite�like

a�spelling�bee�hater, now,�is�there?

What's�the�matter,�Tanis?

You�got�some�money riding�on�the�bee?

Money?

There�is�to�be�no�betting at�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee.

Your�dirty�money�is�an�insult to�the�integrity�of�the�sport.

Yeah,�Tanis.

All�this�time�talking could�be�spent�spelling.

It's�not�called a�Spelling�Talk,

it's�called�a�Spelling�Bee,

and�we're�here�to�be

spellers!

Where's�the�bounty. We're�dry.

We�need�sustenance.

You�smoked�like 20�one-gram�cannons.

Like�how�are�you even�conscious�right�now?

Fuck.

You�got�this.

Katy. �This�is�getting out�of�hand,�Stewart.

Too�much�for�you?

What?

Did�you�think this�would�be silent�eeeasy?

Yes.

Stay�hydrated.

There�will�be no�more�intermissions,

and�there�better�not�be any�degenerate�gambling.

Amidst�allegations of�contest�rigging,

there�will�be�a�new�order for�the�spellers.

I�will�be�selecting names�randomly

from�this�hat moving�forward.

Fedora's�a�dumb�fucking�hat.

It�is, but�I�do�believes

that�that's�a�dumb fucking�trilbys.

Joint�Boy.

The�first�word�is�yours. Fuck.

Joint�Boy,�your�word is�"Dithyramb".

Dithyramb.

Dithyramb.

D-I-T-H-Y...

Y-R-A-M.

Dithyramb.

Incorrect.

There's�a�silent�B, dumbass.

Fucking�idiot.

Fuck!

Joint�Boy,�you�are the�first�to�be�eliminated.

Please�take�a�seat off�stage.

Reilly�and�Jonesy, the�next�word�is�yours.

Reilly,�Jonesy,

your�word �is�"Bosky".

Bosky.

Can�I�have�the�definition of�the�word,�please?

Having�abundant�trees or�shrubs.

Bosky. Sounds�a�lot�like

brosky,�buddy. How�do�you�spell�brosky?

I�don't�know ��how�to�spell anything,�buddy.

Fucking�idiots.

Maybe�we�should just�take�the�R�out�of�brosky?

I�don't�think�there�is an�R�in�brosky.

I'm�going�in on�brosky,�buddy.

Yeah,�good�luck �on�brosky,�buddy. Fuck,�yeah.

Brosky,�uh...

I�mean,�"Bosky".

B-O-S-K-I.

Bosky.

Incorrect.

Fucking�embarrassing!

McMurray, the�next�word�is�yours.

McMurray,�your�word is�"Penalty".

Penalty.

Hey,�that�was�supposed �to�be�Jonesy and�Reilly's�word.

Well,�that's fucking�embarrassing.

Penalty,�penalty. P-E-N-L-Y.�Penalty.

Incorrect.

The�correct�spelling of�"Penalty"

is�P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.

Exactly�what�I�said.

No,�it�isn't.

Youse�ever�see ����that�movie�Dick�Tracy The�one�with�Warren�Beatty?

I�would�smash�that�dude like�a�neighbor's�pumpkin on�devil's�night.

Same. �Well,�Dick�Tracy used�a�similar�machine

to�slow�down and�decipher�the�speech

of�an�appropriately-named character,�Mumbles.

What? Let�me�show�you.

This�is�Mr. �McMurray's�answer at�normal�speed.

P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.�Penalty.

See? �����Now�this�is�his�answer slowed�down.

P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.

Witch!

McMurray, you're�eliminated.

Please�take a�seat�offstage.

Penalty.

Youse�want�to�get�hammered?

Ladies�and�gentlemen, �we've�reached our�final�two�contestants.

Let's�give�them a�round�of�applause.

In�the�final�round,

if�a�speller misspells�a�word.

His�or�her�opponent �will�then�have a�chance�to�steal.

Katy,�the�first�word is�yours.

Katy,�your�word

is�"Triskaidekaphobia".

Triskaidekaphobia.

Triskaidekaphobia.

T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D

E-K-A

P-H-O-B-I-A.

Triskaidekaphobia.

I'm�sorry,�Katy, that's�incorrect.

No. �No,�Jim. that's�how�you�spell "Triskaidekaphobia".

That's�not what�I'm�reading

on�the�card�here, Katy,�I'm�sorry.

Stewart,�you�now�have a�chance�to�steal.

Settle�down,�people. Settle�down.

Triskaidekaphobia.

T-R-I-S-K

A-D-E-K-A-P

H-O-B-I-A.

Triskaidekaphobia.

Correct.

Stewart,

you're�back-to-back champion

of�the�Letterkenny Adult�Spelling�Bee.

Wait!

Katy,�had�it�right.

It�was�wrong on�the�monitor.

Triskaidekaphobia�is�spelled...

T-R-I-S-K-A-I

D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.

Which�is�exactly what�I�said.

No,�it�isn't.

T-R-I-S-K

A-D-E�K-A

P-H-O-B-I-A

Silent�I�win.

Champ!

Yes!

Yeah!

Why?

Anyone�wanna double�me�home,�ladies?

Everyone�knows �how�to�spell Triskaidekaphobia.

It's�the�most�common�word used�in�spelling�bees.

I�know�that,

but�there�is�a�reason that�I�spelled... Fucking�idiot.

Fucking�idiots.

Oh,�fuck,�buddy, it's�Coach.

Probably�gonna ream�us�out.

Fuck,�what�does he�want,�buddy?

Who�could�it�be?

Give�your�balls a�tug,�you�titfucker.

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.