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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,160 Hats�off�to�Tanis, boys. 2 00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:26,962 It's�certainly�a�great�day for�Thunder�Bay. 3 00:00:27,001 --> 00:00:29,366 Yeah,�Tanis�has outdones�herself. 4 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:30,187 She�sure�did. 5 00:00:30,223 --> 00:00:32,041 Say,�where�is�Tanis? 6 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,795 Well,�Tanis�the. 7 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:52,499 Tough�gal. Homewrecker. 8 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:53,515 Rocket. Sniper. 9 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:55,836 Alpha�female. Temptress. 10 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,135 A�bit�rough�around�the�edges. 11 00:00:57,172 --> 00:00:59,042 Tried�to�lure�you in�to�the�barn�for�a... 12 00:00:59,080 --> 00:00:59,862 Round�of�the�bases. Homewrecking. 13 00:00:59,898 --> 00:01:01,681 Slam. Crush. 14 00:01:01,719 --> 00:01:03,824 Roll�in�the�hay. Lay�in�the�biblical�sense. 15 00:01:03,862 --> 00:01:06,792 Toe�curl.��And�the�truth�is you�kinda�wanted�to... 16 00:01:06,831 --> 00:01:07,613 Pet�heavily. Wreck�your�home? 17 00:01:07,649 --> 00:01:08,958 Rack�up�a�kill. Score�a�take�down. 18 00:01:08,996 --> 00:01:10,303 Have�the�best�sex of�your�life. 19 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:13,177 Fondle? Become�one. 20 00:01:13,216 --> 00:01:14,551 But�you�didn't. Because�that's�not�what�a... 21 00:01:14,588 --> 00:01:15,903 Good�'ol�boy. Real�man. 22 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:17,115 Straight�shooter. Team�player. 23 00:01:17,152 --> 00:01:18,657 Seriously? God-fearing�gentleman. 24 00:01:18,694 --> 00:01:21,764 Stand�up�guy. Does. 25 00:01:21,804 --> 00:01:23,604 On�the�contrary,�a... 26 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:24,442 Good�'ol�boy. Real�man. 27 00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:25,530 Straight�shooter. Team�player. 28 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:27,006 Pussy. God-fearing�gentleman. 29 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:30,022 Stands-up�guy. Doesn't�cheat. 30 00:01:30,061 --> 00:01:33,261 So�while�you�walked �towards�the�barn�for�what�one would�assume�was�a... 31 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,618 Poke. Terrible�fucking�idea. 32 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:37,008 Easy�kill. Quick�mash. 33 00:01:37,047 --> 00:01:37,829 Whatever�you�are�into,�baby. 34 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,908 Lustful�encounter. 35 00:01:39,946 --> 00:01:41,286 A�lot�of�character is�undertaken. 36 00:01:41,323 --> 00:01:42,583 You�didn't. 37 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,830 You�got�in�the�truck, drove�over�to�Rosie's�and... 38 00:01:47,438 --> 00:01:48,463 Now,�Rosie�is�a... 39 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,639 Real�pretty�gal. So�fucking�cute. 40 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:51,329 Ten. Damn. 41 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:53,278 Book�reader. Goddess. 42 00:01:53,316 --> 00:01:55,186 Fine�woman.����You�can't�be with�one�woman 43 00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:56,271 and�have�feelings for�another. 44 00:01:56,308 --> 00:01:57,749 You�are�of�the�opinion that�cheaters�are... 45 00:01:57,786 --> 00:02:03,463 In�the�wrong. Like,�95%�in�the�wrong. 46 00:02:03,507 --> 00:02:04,289 Bad? Or... 47 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,683 Seduced. Fair�and�square. 48 00:02:06,722 --> 00:02:08,252 Antagonized. 49 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:09,489 Likely�a�good�persons who�just�mades�a�mistake. 50 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:12,831 And�you�shouldn't�very�well go�down�that�road. 51 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:13,518 So... 52 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:15,472 Here's�the�thing... 53 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,535 Okay,�you�go. 54 00:02:16,572 --> 00:02:18,947 No,�you�go. Okay,�I'll�go. 55 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:19,915 I'm�gonna�move to�the�city. 56 00:02:19,952 --> 00:02:21,069 You�are�gonna�move to�the�city? 57 00:02:21,105 --> 00:02:22,311 I'm�gonna�move to�the�city. 58 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:24,825 What�city? Vancouver. 59 00:02:24,864 --> 00:02:28,064 Well,�you�won't�get many�random�snowy�summer�nights like�this�in�Vancouver. 60 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,739 Nope. So�what's�in�Vancouver? 61 00:02:30,778 --> 00:02:32,308 Pit�bull�rescue. 62 00:02:32,345 --> 00:02:35,320 I'm�tired�of�reading about�it�every�day. I�wanna�help. 63 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,457 You'rea�great�fucking�gal, Rosie. 64 00:02:37,495 --> 00:02:39,293 You're a�great�fucking�dude, Wayne. 65 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:40,331 When�will�I�see�you? 66 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,202 When�you�see�me. Good�enough. 67 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,170 And�that's�what a�get�out�of�jail�free�card looks�like. 68 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,262 Boy,�howdy. Well,�I�should�say. 69 00:02:46,298 --> 00:02:47,607 Sick�buddy. Sick,�bro. 70 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:49,988 Can�we�bang�now? Wondrous! 71 00:02:50,027 --> 00:02:50,674 I�likes�Monopoly. 72 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:53,158 So,�as�for�Tanis... 73 00:02:53,197 --> 00:02:54,132 Get�after�it. Sure. 74 00:02:54,168 --> 00:02:56,103 Killzone? Poundtown? 75 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:57,471 We�should�be�banging�right�now. Tanis. 76 00:02:57,508 --> 00:02:59,578 You�could�do�much�worse, good�buddy. 77 00:02:59,617 --> 00:03:02,017 You�and�Tanis�are�gonna�give�her the�old�college�try. 78 00:03:02,055 --> 00:03:02,837 Good�enough. Good�enough. 79 00:03:02,873 --> 00:03:04,656 Good�enough. Good�enough. 80 00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:06,034 Good�enough. Good�enough. 81 00:03:06,071 --> 00:03:06,983 Good�stuff. 82 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:20,735 Finally, a�non-summer�weddings. 83 00:03:20,774 --> 00:03:22,034 I'm�smilings. 84 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:23,635 Well,�it�seems a�little�bit�unfair 85 00:03:23,673 --> 00:03:26,343 that�at�summer�weddings��gals�get�to�wear a�nice,�breezy�summer�dress 86 00:03:26,382 --> 00:03:27,299 and�then�we're�stuck being�sweaty 87 00:03:27,335 --> 00:03:28,576 and�sticky�in�some three-piece�wool�suit. 88 00:03:28,613 --> 00:03:31,385 I�guess�it�can�gets quites�pongies�down�there. 89 00:03:31,425 --> 00:03:33,260 Yeah,�it�can�get a�bit�moist. ���No. 90 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,437 Who�do�you�think is�gonna�moist�the�Stanley�Cup, this�year,�Katy? 91 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,806 I'm�thinking�Calgary. I�swear�to�fucking�Christ. 92 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,409 Oh,�did�you never�see�Moist�Story? 93 00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:41,352 Or�Moist�Story�2, starring�Tim�Allen and�Tom�Hanks? 94 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:44,260 Are�you�out�of�your�fucking�mind? I�will�fight�you. 95 00:03:44,299 --> 00:03:45,829 We�don't�fight at�weddings. 96 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:48,266 So,�Dary,��are�you�gonna�be wearing�your�dad's�suit? 97 00:03:48,305 --> 00:03:49,087 Do�falling�timbers make�tambers? 98 00:03:49,123 --> 00:03:51,436 Who�the�fuck�are�you? Yes,�Katy. 99 00:03:51,475 --> 00:03:54,145 I�got�it ���for�a�grade�13�semi-formal from�the�Letterkenny�Op�shop. 100 00:03:54,184 --> 00:03:56,784 Loves�the�Op�shops. I'll�take�the�Sally�Ann. 101 00:03:56,823 --> 00:04:00,063 You�know�what?That�suit�is�so�dad the�last�time�you�wore�it, 102 00:04:00,103 --> 00:04:03,238 it�told�me�the�Dire�Straits were�the�greatest�band����of�all�time. 103 00:04:03,278 --> 00:04:04,808 That�suit�is�so�dad 104 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,015 it�ate�all�the�lunch�meat on�the�way�home from�the�grocery�store. 105 00:04:07,053 --> 00:04:10,224 The�suit�is�so�dad�it�owns�a�VHS copy�of�The�Hunt�for�Red October. 106 00:04:10,264 --> 00:04:11,560 So,�Dan,���are�you�gonna cold�rock�a�kilt? 107 00:04:11,597 --> 00:04:14,195 Like�my�Grandpas and�his�grandpas before�him. 108 00:04:14,234 --> 00:04:15,504 A�little�class, a�little�sass 109 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:17,636 and�a�lot�of�ass all�in�one tartans�garments. 110 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,650 Wayne, �I�assume�you'll�be�wearing�one of�only�two�suits�that�you�own. 111 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:23,589 Two�will�do�you.��One�for�weddings and�one�for�funerals. 112 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:26,799 A�good�suit�lasts�you the�rest�of�your�life if�you�take�care�of�it. 113 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,204 What�would�you�wear ����for�a�court�appearance? I've�never�been�arrested. 114 00:04:29,243 --> 00:04:31,609 What�would�you�wearto�a�job�interviews? I've�only�ever�had�one�job. 115 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:33,446 What�would�you�wear to�a�bar�mitzvah? Not�Jewish. 116 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:35,318 Bat�mitzvahs? Still�not�Jewish. 117 00:04:35,356 --> 00:04:36,886 Graham's�from�the�city. 118 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,793 So�there's�gonna�be a�lot�of�citiots at�this�thing. 119 00:04:40,138 --> 00:04:41,433 I�fucking�hate�citiots. 120 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,940 They're�always�going�on about�how�we're�saying, 121 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:47,048 "fucking�mud�in�our fucking�hammies". 122 00:04:47,089 --> 00:04:51,089 Fucking�riding�our�sleds�down�to a�fucking�pit�party,�bud. 123 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,930 Giving�her�tits. 124 00:04:52,968 --> 00:04:56,738 I�was�climbing�the�ladder��up�the�hay�mound behind�your�brother�and�ew! 125 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:59,113 Ripped�a�fart�that�sounded�like a�creaky�door�opening 126 00:04:59,152 --> 00:05:01,482 inside�a�hot�air�balloon,�but... 127 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,121 We�do�not�fight at�weddings. 128 00:05:03,158 --> 00:05:05,810 No,�but�we�can�get�laid if�we're�keen�to. 129 00:05:05,849 --> 00:05:10,572 Sexy�just�wafts�around at�weddings. 130 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:13,284 Plenty�of�opportunities for�people�looking to�do�some�yessing. 131 00:05:13,323 --> 00:05:14,235 A�little�bit of�wedding�spreading. 132 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,255 A�little�bit�of�matrimonies and�hide�the�balonies. 133 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:20,764 Oh,�sure, �maybe�some�exchanging�of�rings and�rubbing�of�things. 134 00:05:20,805 --> 00:05:21,805 Clear�eyes. 135 00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:23,171 Full�Windsors. 136 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:24,775 Can't�lose. 137 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:40,663 Clean�up�well, Cowboy. 138 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,300 Well,�a�good�suit will�last�the�rest�of�your�life if�you�take�care�of�it. 139 00:06:42,338 --> 00:06:44,138 And�me? 140 00:06:44,176 --> 00:06:46,316 Well,�I�wouldn't�kick�you out�of�bed�for�eating fucking�crackers,�Tanis. 141 00:06:46,354 --> 00:06:47,271 Top�shelf�ceremony, boys. 142 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,755 Short,�sweet and�not�too�much�God. 143 00:06:49,794 --> 00:06:52,464 I'm�told�God doesn't�have�much�time for�gays�these�days,�so... 144 00:06:52,503 --> 00:06:53,763 Par�for�the�course, I�guess. 145 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,740 Real�prouds�of�Dax�and�Ronsford jumps�in�the�brooms�like�that. 146 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:57,962 Good�guys. Good�grooms. 147 00:06:57,999 --> 00:06:59,508 I�wonder�what that�must�be�like. 148 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:02,054 What? Getting�hitched? 149 00:07:02,093 --> 00:07:04,988 No,�being�into�dudes. I've�got�so�many�questions. 150 00:07:05,027 --> 00:07:06,934 Yeah,��and�I�wanna�hear exactly�zero�of�them. 151 00:07:06,972 --> 00:07:08,770 It's�like,����what�if�you are�attracted 152 00:07:08,808 --> 00:07:09,860 to�somebody with�the�same�name�as�you? 153 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,605 Is�it�like, "How�fun"? 154 00:07:11,643 --> 00:07:13,680 Or�is�it�fucking�weird? lt'd�be�fucking�weird. 155 00:07:13,718 --> 00:07:17,285 Quite�likely. That's�never�happened�to�me. 156 00:07:17,326 --> 00:07:21,336 Guess�the�closest�I�ever�came to�it�was�almost�doing�it ����with�a�gal�named�Sheryl. 157 00:07:21,377 --> 00:07:23,177 Yeah,�I�suppose it'd�kindsa�be like�the�time. 158 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:26,145 I�almost�hooked�up�with�a�gal�who�had the�same�names�as�my�Grandmas. 159 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:27,454 That�would�be fucking�off-putting. 160 00:07:27,491 --> 00:07:31,221 It�was.�lt�was�distracting at�inappropriate�times... 161 00:07:31,262 --> 00:07:32,179 With... 162 00:07:32,215 --> 00:07:34,133 Ruth. 163 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:35,771 I�wish�there�was���a�goddamn�way I�could�do�it�with�a�Katy. 164 00:07:35,809 --> 00:07:38,744 Ew! Or�a�Kate or�a�Caitlin. 165 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,618 I�guess�Katherine would�even�be walking�the�line. 166 00:07:40,656 --> 00:07:42,221 There's�no�way���I�could�do�it with�a�Wayne. 167 00:07:42,258 --> 00:07:45,393 Ew! Unless�it�was�Gretzky or�Rostad. 168 00:07:45,929 --> 00:07:46,999 Or�Newton. 169 00:07:49,945 --> 00:07:51,780 I'd�bow�to�the�great�ones. I'd�bend�right�over. 170 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:54,453 I'd�like�Gretzky in�my�office behind�the�net. 171 00:07:54,492 --> 00:07:57,692 I'd�be�a�jar�of�curry ����in�a�fucking�hurry�just feeding�him�all�night�long. 172 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:58,649 I�promised�Mess I�wouldn't�do�this. 173 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:00,603 I�just�promised to�mess. 174 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:02,771 I'd�let�Gretzk����leave�my�ass seriously�McSorely 175 00:08:02,809 --> 00:08:03,861 I'd�let�that�lady Bing�lady�bang�me. 176 00:08:03,898 --> 00:08:05,472 That's�69�with�99 into�overtime. 177 00:08:05,509 --> 00:08:07,213 I'd�just�straight�up let�him�99�me. 178 00:08:07,251 --> 00:08:09,421 Howdy�who. Ah,�what's�a�99? 179 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:13,734 It's�just�fucking while�spooning. 180 00:08:17,216 --> 00:08:18,511 All�right,�boys. 181 00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:20,148 Show�me��what�you�can�do with�a�cock. 182 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:22,423 Hail! 183 00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:23,894 Hey-ho. 184 00:08:27,902 --> 00:08:29,467 Oh,�good�day,�lads. 185 00:08:29,505 --> 00:08:30,575 Did�you�ride your�fucking�sleds�here? 186 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,681 Oh,�are�you�fucking matting�her? 187 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,590 Is�she��a�charity�ride, like,�"Holy�Fuck"? 188 00:08:34,627 --> 00:08:35,809 Just�about�clear�putting�it in�the�fucking�rhubarb. 189 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:39,089 Yous�just�gonna�stand�there rubbing�your�peckers�or�what? 190 00:08:39,129 --> 00:08:40,739 Oh,�she's fucking�tits, ���eh? 191 00:08:40,777 --> 00:08:43,142 D'you�give�her�beans, bud? D'you�give�her�boots,�bud? 192 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,097 Do�you�give�her fucking�torque? 193 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:45,782 Do�you�wanna�get fucking�smoke? 194 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:46,754 Or�are�you taking�her�easy? 195 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:48,171 If�she's�easy, take�her�twice,�bud. 196 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:51,163 We'll�call�you toonie�two�times. 197 00:08:51,202 --> 00:08:52,227 Let's�do�her�manure. 198 00:08:58,919 --> 00:09:01,355 Isn't�this�the�part����where�you... We�don't�fight�at�weddings. 199 00:09:01,394 --> 00:09:04,523 Those�citiots��can�fucking�tie their�dicks�in�a�knot. 200 00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:05,868 They�can�go piss�up�a�rope. 201 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:10,673 Gretzky,�Rostad and�Newton for�Katy,�eh? 202 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:13,619 I'm�surprised Lil�Wayne didn't�make�the�cut. 203 00:09:16,566 --> 00:09:17,861 What? 204 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:20,038 Great�dress,�Bonnie. Thanks. 205 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:20,841 Op�Shop. 206 00:09:24,047 --> 00:09:25,647 You�look�like the�girl�who�punched my�V�ticket. 207 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:27,215 What's�your�nationality? 208 00:09:27,252 --> 00:09:31,028 You�ever�seen���the�back�seat of�a�BMW�X3? 209 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:33,398 You�should�be�honored. My�buddy�here��only�fucks�tens. 210 00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:34,966 Only�tens. Right�in�the�X. 211 00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:38,244 Seriously,���come�outside. I'll�show�you�the�3. 212 00:09:38,284 --> 00:09:39,819 It's�actually���the�exact�same as�the�5. 213 00:09:39,856 --> 00:09:40,856 X5. 214 00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:42,187 BMW. 215 00:09:42,224 --> 00:09:43,024 Just�way�better�on�gas. 216 00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:44,778 Living�the�Beem. 217 00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:51,808 Stewart,�I�knowyou�are�the�world's foremost�fire�selector, 218 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:55,319 but�this�is�a�wedding and�I�promised�the�grooms we'd�play�songs�like. 219 00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:57,464 Brown�Eyed�Girl and�Shout and�Lean�on�Me, 220 00:09:57,503 --> 00:10:00,363 Ain't�No�Mountain�High�Enough andMambo�No. �5. 221 00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:02,272 Yous�guys ����got�the�Chicken�Dance ready�to�play�yet? 222 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,840 I�fucking�love�that�song, I'll�tell�you. 223 00:10:03,877 --> 00:10:06,277 I�put�it�on�in�the�barn��for�the�cluckers when�them�pecker-faced�bastards 224 00:10:06,316 --> 00:10:07,856 ain't�dropping�eggs, I�just�love�it. 225 00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,718 Are�you being�facetious? ���Huh? 226 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:13,496 Can�your�vestigial�minds �even�comprehend�the�derogatory nature�of�your�requests? 227 00:10:13,537 --> 00:10:14,807 Or�maybe you�could�compromise? 228 00:10:14,844 --> 00:10:16,714 Do�something�cool��like�beat�juggle the�Chicken�Dance? 229 00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:17,777 Here,�take... 230 00:10:20,192 --> 00:10:20,992 Enough! 231 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:23,358 Deejaying�is�an�art�form. 232 00:10:23,397 --> 00:10:27,667 A�medium�in�which the�most�prolific�audio�auteurs of�our�time�can�speak�through. 233 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:28,890 A�deep�connection of�the�soul�of�yourself 234 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,380 and�the�gyrating�asses of�the�great�unwashed 235 00:10:31,419 --> 00:10:35,114 who�eagerly�thirst for�your�deafening compositions. 236 00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:37,861 I�like�gyrating�assesbut�I'm�pretty�sure it�ain't�art�there,�bud. 237 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:40,499 Yeah,�wouldn't�you�have�to have�written�the�songs�yourself�for�it�to�be�art? 238 00:10:40,538 --> 00:10:41,320 I'm�sorry, composed? 239 00:10:41,356 --> 00:10:43,939 I�think�the�word is�produced. 240 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:47,218 Right,�or�at�least didn't�download�off�the�lnternet so�you�could�profit�off�them. 241 00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:49,593 Yeah,�you�are ����more�like�an�art�dealer than�an�artiste. 242 00:10:49,631 --> 00:10:51,996 Or�like an�art�gallery�curator. 243 00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,305 Selling�stolen�paintings. 244 00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,202 That�you�printed off�the�lnternet. 245 00:10:57,348 --> 00:10:58,913 Whoa! 246 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,020 If�you�do�not fall�back, 247 00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,918 and�fasten�that�lip. 248 00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:06,391 Your�other, thinner�lip. 249 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:11,772 I'll�turn�this �elegant,�soigne��ceremony of�the�coming�together�of�two����bonded�souls 250 00:11:11,815 --> 00:11:14,155 into�a�straight�up�blood�rain. 251 00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:16,053 Hey! Over�here. 252 00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,728 Chicken�Dance. 253 00:11:19,271 --> 00:11:20,601 Get�it? 254 00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:28,894 Just�wanna�go. 255 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,900 Good�game you�fucking�beauties. 256 00:11:32,937 --> 00:11:34,389 Way�to�tape�your sticks�together,�boys. 257 00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:37,139 You�two�make a�hot�pairing. 258 00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:39,578 Five�minute�major and�a�lifetime�misconduct for�butt�ending. 259 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:40,404 You�boys enjoying�yourselves? 260 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,523 Acting�single. Seeing�double. 261 00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:43,866 Drinking�triples. 262 00:11:46,803 --> 00:11:48,368 Daxy,�I�gotta�say, 263 00:11:48,405 --> 00:11:51,075 solid�work��on�the�big�city slam�prospects. 264 00:11:51,114 --> 00:11:52,301 Solid�big�city slam�scouting,�Daxy. 265 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:54,379 Boys,�a�little,�uh, players�only�here. 266 00:11:54,417 --> 00:11:57,764 You�are�not pulling�tonight. 267 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,794 Yes,�we�are. 268 00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:00,136 These�are modern�city�gals. 269 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:03,943 None�of�them�have�any�interest in�hockey�player�types. 270 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,014 Boys,�big�muscles�haven't been�popular�with�the�ladies ���since�Jersey�Shore. 271 00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:10,052 The�only�way�to�getany�attention�from�a cosmopolitan,�college�gal�type 272 00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:11,280 is�to�get�in�touch with�your�inner�twink. 273 00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:13,800 You�need�to�be�less power�forward 274 00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:15,368 and�more�power�bottom. 275 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:17,816 We'll�getour�wedding�stylist to�help�them�out. 276 00:12:18,881 --> 00:12:20,221 So�we�need�to... 277 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:22,760 Spruce�up�our�look? 278 00:12:22,797 --> 00:12:24,227 No. 279 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,007 You�gotta�bruce up�your�look. 280 00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:32,516 So�Professor�Tricia�says �that�Letterkenny�has�developed into�quite�the�homosexual�scene 281 00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:35,687 and�we�can�rightly�expects a�Pride�parades�next�springs. 282 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:37,866 Never�been�to��a�Pride�parade. What's�it�like? 283 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:39,695 It's�like�a�Santa�Claus�parade. 284 00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:41,909 Except�instead of�handing�out�candy, they�hand�out�condoms. 285 00:12:41,947 --> 00:12:44,016 I�should�probably�start thinking�about�a�name right�now. 286 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,101 Great�Day�for�gay. A�Hard�Gay's�Night. 287 00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:46,579 Eyes�Pride�Shut. Pride�Green�Tomatoes. 288 00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,519 Pride�of�Chucky. lndependence�Gay. 289 00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:51,766 Ferris�Bueller Gets�Off. 290 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:53,336 Star�Wars��Rogue�One. 291 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,838 The�Princess�Pride. Pride�of�Frankenstein. 292 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,660 Pride�and�Go�Seeks. Carlito's�Gay. 293 00:12:56,698 --> 00:13:00,318 Night�of�the�Giving�Head. Lay�Anything. 294 00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:01,141 Final�Mantasy. 295 00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:02,690 Third�Cock�from�the�Sun. 296 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:03,662 How�fella�Got His�Groove�Pack. 297 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,469 The�Gay�the�Earth Stood�Still. 298 00:13:06,508 --> 00:13:07,155 Eat,�Gay,�Love. 299 00:13:07,191 --> 00:13:08,839 Dr. �Strangelove 300 00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:11,017 or�how�I�learned to�stop�wearing, "Love�the�Bum". 301 00:13:11,821 --> 00:13:12,621 Bonnie�and�Pride. 302 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:15,787 Oh,�Bonnie�McMurray. 303 00:13:15,827 --> 00:13:17,132 You�boys�tried the�catering�yet? 304 00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:19,829 I�am�chomping�at�the�bit to�get�one�of�those�cupcakes. 305 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:20,655 Nots�to�be�impolite, Dary 306 00:13:20,691 --> 00:13:24,079 but�it's�actually champing�at�the�bits. 307 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,485 Oh,�you�got�those pits�ready�for�your fucking�ponies? 308 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,193 How�many�ponies�you�got ����under�your�hood? You�got �a�frigging�hemmy�under�there? 309 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:31,032 How�many CCs�is�your�sled? 310 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,270 Do�you�fucking�pin�her when�you�get�pickled�there,�bud? 311 00:13:32,307 --> 00:13:35,342 Oh,�I�really�fucking�gave�it to�her�last�night. 312 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,947 Working�hard or�hardly�working? 313 00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:44,697 What�happenedto�the�part�where... We�don't�fight�at�weddings. 314 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,608 I�gotta�piss. I'll�come�with�you. 315 00:13:47,645 --> 00:13:50,045 Yeah,�same. Okay,�let's�go. 316 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:55,925 My�cock�he�lives�now. Redux. 317 00:14:02,878 --> 00:14:03,948 What's�up, �ladies? 318 00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:05,032 What�is your�nationality? 319 00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:06,881 Grow�up����around�here? 320 00:14:06,919 --> 00:14:08,189 Have�any�tattoos? 321 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:09,291 I�got�a�Celtic�symbol on�my�calf. 322 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:12,193 I�got�a�Nike�swoosh right�above�my�heart. 323 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,842 I�got�you�a�drink. I�swear�it's�not a�roofie. 324 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:16,778 Yes,�it�is. Of�course,�it�is. 325 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,996 Hey,�that's a�real�nice�dress. 326 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:20,756 Look�a�lot�nicer on�my�hotel�room�floor. 327 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,925 You�ever�seen���the�front�seat of�a�Honda�del�Sol? 328 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,280 I'll�have�a�roll in�your�hay�any�day. 329 00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:25,893 We�don't�fight at�weddings. 330 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,568 I�got�a�Harman�Kardon system�in�the�3. 331 00:14:29,608 --> 00:14:32,548 X3.BM�motherfucking�W, baby. 332 00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,423 It's�actually way�better�than�Bose. 333 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:47,523 Dickskin? Dickens. 334 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,295 Fellas,�a�list of�my�requests. 335 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,473 To�be�played�back�two, back�two , three,�four, ���well�I�have�five�songs... 336 00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,311 No�requests. 337 00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:58,184 How�dare�thou come�into my�private�roost 338 00:14:58,222 --> 00:15:03,292 of�penetrating�beats with�an�audacious�act of�social�and�musical�treason. 339 00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:05,429 Every�single�one�of�these is�a�Brooks�and�Dunn�song. 340 00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:06,998 Starting�with the�Boot�Scootin'�Boogie. 341 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:08,870 I�didn't�realize they�had�other�songs. 342 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,248 Of�all�the�boogies,the�Boot�Scootin' is�the�last�one�I�would 343 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,650 and�will�ever�torture myself�or�others�with. 344 00:15:12,688 --> 00:15:14,218 I'll�give�you a�Boot�Scootin'. 345 00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:16,126 What�about ����Blame�lt�on�the�Boogie by�the�Jackson�5? 346 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:18,234 Boogie,�Oogie,�Oogie, A�taste�of�honey. 347 00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:19,872 Boot�Scootin'.Boogie�Wonderland, by�Earth�Wind�&�Fire. 348 00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:21,439 Elton�John'sStreet�Boogie. 349 00:15:21,477 --> 00:15:23,607 This�wedding�needs�a�boogie�and it's�gonna�be�Boot����Scootin'. 350 00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:24,432 Born�to�Boogie, T�Rex? 351 00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:25,509 Boogie�Woogie�Wu, lnsane�Clown�Posse. 352 00:15:25,546 --> 00:15:27,858 Zip�Gun�Boogie, T�Rex�again. 353 00:15:27,896 --> 00:15:30,026 Take�the�damn�boogie and�make�it a�Boot�Scootin'. 354 00:15:30,065 --> 00:15:31,247 I'm�Your�Boogie�Man, KC�and�the�Sunshine�band. 355 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:32,663 I'm�Your�Boogieman, White�Zombie. 356 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:36,174 I�hoped�it�wouldn't�come to�blows�over�a�boogie. 357 00:15:38,052 --> 00:15:40,182 But�I'll�damn�well go�to�blows. 358 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,525 For�the�Boot Scootin'�Boogie. 359 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,403 Not�happening, Dickskin. �Dickens! 360 00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:52,221 I�got�it. I�got�it. 361 00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,788 I�got�the�Chicken�Dance. 362 00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:55,426 Went�home�and�got�it out�of�the�cassette�player in�the�tractor. 363 00:15:55,463 --> 00:15:57,828 You�play�it�now�or�later. Either�way,�you'll�play�it. 364 00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:59,172 Or�you'll�die. 365 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,453 What's�with���the�super�sad glassware,�boys? 366 00:16:07,491 --> 00:16:09,291 What's�with�your�hair? 367 00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:10,894 Oh,�just�got�some big�city�prospects. 368 00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:13,331 Don't�wanna�risk ����putting�a�big�goose�egg up�on�the�board. 369 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,957 Don't�wanna�fan on�a�yonny�cage,�buddy. 370 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:18,148 So,�we�bruced�up our�looks. 371 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,987 What�does�that�mean? 372 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,090 Don't�worry�about�it. Don't�worry�about�it,�yeah. 373 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:22,442 How's�that going�for�ya? 374 00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,099 Uh,�good. We�got�bites. 375 00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:27,199 Yeah. 376 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,106 Well,�we�got�like,�a... A�bite. 377 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,250 They�were�50�though. 378 00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:35,795 I�took�downan�older�lady�once. It�was�kinda�fun. 379 00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,881 Kinda�weird. Why? 380 00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:38,759 Well, after�she�made�a�pizza. 381 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,944 Sick,�buddy. She�ordered�a�pizza. 382 00:16:41,983 --> 00:16:42,895 No,�made�a�pizza. 383 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:45,385 From�scratch,�buddy. 384 00:16:45,424 --> 00:16:46,354 I�had�to�sit and�talk 385 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,442 while�she�made a�pizza. 386 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,154 You�two look�like�dandies. 387 00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:52,866 You�look���like�pansies. 388 00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:54,245 You�know,���the�landscape might�be�changing 389 00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:56,107 but�manly�men never�go�out�of�style. 390 00:16:57,722 --> 00:16:59,052 Hello,�ladies. 391 00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:07,298 Yeuch,�I�can't�drink this�shit�anymore. 392 00:17:07,337 --> 00:17:09,477 What�am�I�a�ballerina�trying to�get�skinny? 393 00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:10,810 I'm�gonna�get some�rye,�babe. 394 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:12,152 Cheers. 395 00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:18,302 Katy�got�hit�on by�a�top�hat�guy. 396 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,738 A�top�hat. A�guy�in�a�top�hat. 397 00:17:21,778 --> 00:17:24,718 I'd�rather�take�down a�city�than�a�guy in�a�top�hat. 398 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,018 Oh,�I�don't�know, Ms. �Katys. 399 00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:28,725 Some�men�looks quite�statelys in�a�top�hat. 400 00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:29,681 Scrooge�McDuck comes�to�mind. 401 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,678 Mr. �Peanut. Slash. 402 00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,498 The�guy�from�T�Rex. Abe�Lincoln. 403 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:36,476 Uncle�Pennybags from�Monopoly. Willy�Wonka's. 404 00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:39,151 The�Cat�in�the�Hat. Guy�from�T�Rex�again. 405 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,990 Oh,�hey�there, buds. 406 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,194 Is�she�a�manual? Or�are�you�driving a�bitch�stick? 407 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:46,137 You�like�bud�lite? You�like�butt�holes around�here. 408 00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:48,775 Oh,�did�you�get�your�pecker�stuck in�a�bottle�of�brew? 409 00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:50,344 Where's�your�sweety�bud? 410 00:17:50,382 --> 00:17:52,252 Did�she�leave�you����to�your�John and�your�John�Deere? 411 00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:53,854 Where's�your�John�queer,�bud? 412 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,677 I�was�brought�up�on �Looney�Tunes�and�only�dancing when�nobody's�around. 413 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,550 Learned�the�heck out�of�it�that�way,�Dan. 414 00:18:04,588 --> 00:18:05,588 I�am�fucking�irritated. 415 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,225 We�don't�fight at�weddings. 416 00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:09,322 Right. 417 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,770 We�don't�fight at�weddings. 418 00:18:13,106 --> 00:18:14,706 Ten�four? Over�and�out. 419 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:19,217 Hello,�ladies. Ladies. 420 00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:20,590 Can�we�interest�you in�a�shot�of�sourpuss? 421 00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:23,762 Perhaps�a�half�glass of�white�zinfandel? 422 00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,932 Have�you�looked�at any�interesting�furniture lately? 423 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,422 I�admire�his�eye for�interior�design. 424 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,704 What�are�you�two going�on�about? 425 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975 You�are�really missing�the�mark. 426 00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:33,683 You�know,���metrosexuality went�out�of�style 427 00:18:33,722 --> 00:18:34,774 with�the�Von�Dutch and�Chingy. 428 00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:36,790 We�are�into�men. Classic�men,�athletic�types. 429 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:39,797 You�don't�look�like you�can�fix�my�car. 430 00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:42,506 You�don't�look��like�you�can�fix a�sliding�screen�door. 431 00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:43,879 What? Wha... �What? 432 00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,484 We're�... We're�hockey�players. 433 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:47,223 We're�the�snipe, celly�boys. 434 00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,029 Dirty�fucking dangles�boys. 435 00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,835 What�are�you�guys going�on�about�now? 436 00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,274 Now�you�are�just�being�posers. It's�pretty�pathetic. 437 00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:57,208 Even�if�you�are�hockey�players, we�are�not�puck�bunnies. 438 00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:58,823 Or�lacrosse-titutes. 439 00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,899 I�don't�even�drink... I�drink�beer. 440 00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:22,041 Where�are�you�guys staying�tonight? 441 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,480 There's�only�motel in�this�shit�hole, so�that�one. 442 00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:25,971 I've�never�ridden in�a�BMW�X3�before. 443 00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:30,861 What�about�a�BMW�X3 with�a�luxury�leather�package? 444 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,773 She�just�said�she'd�never�ridden in�one,�idiot. 445 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,448 Take�me�home. 446 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,723 Ladies�and�gentlemen. 447 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,398 The�song for�the�first�dance... 448 00:19:43,202 --> 00:19:44,002 Chosen�by... 449 00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:47,342 The�grooms. 450 00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,084 I�can't�wait to�take�sauce �from�you 451 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,039 and�slot�from�now until�the�horn�blows 452 00:19:54,075 --> 00:19:55,451 at�the�end of�quadruple�overtime. 453 00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:57,230 Playoff�rules, nice. 454 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,650 There�was always�an�open�bet. 455 00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,296 I'll�take�the�tender tonight. 456 00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,791 A�six�man,�you�know what�I�am�talking�about. 457 00:20:01,828 --> 00:20:03,474 As�long�as�you�can�bury. Oh,�we�will�find�a�hole. 458 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:06,723 You�can't�slip�one�past�me. Let's�steer�this�back. 459 00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:37,468 *�Sucking�on�my�titties 460 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,039 *�Like�you�wanted�me 461 00:20:39,076 --> 00:20:40,936 *�Calling�me�all�the�time Like�Blondie 462 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,774 *�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind 463 00:20:42,812 --> 00:20:44,412 *�lt's�fine�all of�the�time 464 00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:46,249 *�Like�sex�on�the�beaches 465 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,227 *�What�else�is�in�the teachesOf�peaches? 466 00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,832 *�Huh?�What? 467 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,790 *�Sucking�on�my�titties Like�you�wanted�me 468 00:20:59,828 --> 00:21:02,858 *�Calling�me All�the�time�like�Blondie 469 00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,967 *�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind 470 00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,071 *�lt's�fine�all of�the�time 471 00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:09,277 *�What�else�is�in�the teachesof�peaches? 472 00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:10,364 *�Like�sex�on�the�beaches 473 00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:11,842 *�Huh?�What? 474 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,156 *�Huh,�right 475 00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:18,103 *�What? 476 00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:22,649 *�Huh?�What? 477 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:25,325 *�Right 478 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:45,032 *�Fuck�the�pain�away 479 00:22:15,051 --> 00:22:15,981 *�Huh?�What? 480 00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:17,983 *�Right 481 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:23,468 *�Huh?�What? 482 00:22:23,504 --> 00:22:25,204 *�Right 483 00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:32,153 *�What�else�in�the�teaches of�peaches? 484 00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:33,239 *�Like�sex�on�the�beaches 485 00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,317 *�What? 486 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,160 *�Right 487 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:43,380 *�SIS,�IUD 488 00:22:44,456 --> 00:22:45,391 *�Stay�in�school 489 00:22:45,427 --> 00:22:46,807 *�'Cause�it's�the�best 490 00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:49,251 *�IUD,�SIS 491 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,281 *�Stay�in�school 492 00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,336 *�'Cause�it's�the�best 493 00:22:55,412 --> 00:22:57,147 *�IUD,�SIS 494 00:22:57,185 --> 00:22:59,105 *�Stay�in�school 495 00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:01,020 *�'Cause�it's�the�best 496 00:23:01,058 --> 00:23:03,579 *�IUD,�SIS 497 00:23:03,618 --> 00:23:05,926 *�Stay�in�school 498 00:23:05,964 --> 00:23:09,543 *�'Cause�it's�the�best 499 00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,184 *�Sucking�on�my�titties Like�you�wanted�me 500 00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:14,126 *�Calling�me All�the�time�like�Blondie 501 00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:16,496 *�Check�out�my�chrissy�behind. 502 00:23:16,534 --> 00:23:17,869 Yous�looking�for�trouble? 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