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I don't know, man.
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I just remember they threw
these two roosters into the ring,
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they started fighting, and I blacked out.
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Sorry for punching you.
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No. Really, I... [Scoffs] I deserved it.
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Was one hell of a bender.
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Think I left my gun at the cockfight.
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Or maybe at the playground.
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Playground?
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No, that was my pants.
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What's weird is, I don't know
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how I wound up on the
beach in my underwear,
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'cause, uh... one minute I'm
at this like supergay party,
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and the next thing I know, I'm waking up
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facedown on a lawn chair, in my underwear,
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with my feet in the ocean.
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I mean...
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God, I hope I didn't blow a dude.
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Or worse.
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Was your asshole bleeding?
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No more than usual.
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Ah, you're fine. We've all been there.
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I don't think you improved your
chances of getting Emily back.
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Yeah, well...
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I'm gonna do better. Look at this.
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"Be a better man, stop
drinking, be a better father."
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I think number two should be first,
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and then if you're number three,
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you'll automatically be number one.
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I'm serious. I'm making changes.
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- [Cellphone beeps]
- Hey.
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What, you texting Katie?
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No. All right?
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I-I'm asking people to come over later on.
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- You giving up drinking tomorrow?
- Yeah, I guess so.
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All right, so we have fun tonight, right?
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It's practice.
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Done.
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Good luck, Steve.
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Who's that guy?
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No idea.
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I was at the cockfight.
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Oh, God.
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Ohh.
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[Laughs] Quit being a dick.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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[Conversations stop]
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[Dog barking]
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Hey. I'm Zack.
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And the group is very concerned
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about what's going on with
you and your substance abuse.
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What? Is this some...
is this an intervention?
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Yes.
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For me?
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Or me?
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Oh, um...
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w-which one's Steve?
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Him. The bald one.
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Oh, yeah. I-it's you, so have a seat.
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You.
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Steve: Okay. Good. This is good.
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'Cause, uh, I was just
telling Jim earlier that, um...
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I'm gonna quit tomorrow.
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Jim: Show them the napkin.
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I wrote it on a napkin.
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Steve, there's a place that you can go to
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straightaway from here.
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That's the guy who was
banging your mum the other day.
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Oh, God.
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And everyone here loves you.
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No. Wal... sorry. Walter, n-no clapping.
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I just know Steve from the firing range.
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"Love" is a strong word.
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Yeah, hey, Gene, I got
a gun question for you
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after this is, you know, finished.
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I'm your guy. Let's focus on Steve.
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Excuse me. What the hell is Ted doing here?
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Oh, he's, um, battled some demons.
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I saw him battling a demon the other day.
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He's very good at it.
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Steve, I've been keeping tabs
on you through the family.
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I've been keeping tabs on
you through the window, Ted.
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And I want you to know
I'm here for you, buddy.
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That's great, Ted. Thanks.
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So, if there are any
questions before we start...
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Yes.
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Um...
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Hi. My name's Jim.
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All: Hi, Jim!
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You don't have to do that.
That's another group...
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different group.
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All right, look, I've got to say,
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I'm disappointed with everyone here.
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I think that I should've been involved
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in the preparation of this soiree.
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The group feels that you're
a part of the problem.
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A big part of the problem.
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Me? No! I-I'm helpful.
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I-I...
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Walter and Steve get into a bar fight,
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I have to bail them out of prison.
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Ramona was there. She's a problem.
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Don't even, Jim.
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I took the car out of the
tow yard. I paid for that.
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And Billy's chair was locked
in there. I got the chair back.
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I had to play a game of chess
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against a horde of Mexican gangbangers.
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I was just in the bar with Steve,
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and I told him to take an
inventory of his life, didn't I?
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Yeah.
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You were at a bar, Jim.
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Yeah. Yes, Zack. It was in a bar.
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That's where men talk.
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[Laughs] He's got you there, Zack.
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A bar is where you go
when you want to talk.
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I mean, men don't pour out
their heart and souls sober.
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It's... it's awkward.
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Zack: No, that... that's not true.
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Like father, like loser.
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Uh, thank you.
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Georgia, would you like to
let Steve know how this feels?
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Um, Steve...
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Emily's the most important
thing in the world to me,
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and you're her father.
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- Well, I care about you.
- Todd: We care.
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Yeah.
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And even though we're getting married...
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Zack: Don't bring that up.
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Uh... You're still kind of her dad.
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I, uh... I-I prepared something.
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Uh...
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I don't want to hear from this dick.
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[Sniffs]
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"Dear Steve.
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"When I was driving down
the Pacific Coast highway
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"and spotted you in your underwear,
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"my first thought was,
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"'Who's that homeless guy?'
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"and then I was like,
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'Hey, that's Steve.'
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love, Todd."
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Really had to write that down, huh, Todd?
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Maybe you should've been more concerned
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with Emily's well-being when you were just
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the guy across the street
who was drilling her mom.
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Uh, I'm... I'm sorry. Who?
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Her.
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Ramona: You see...
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She was Steve's wife at
the time... Emily's mama.
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- The whore.
- [Scoffs]
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- Zack: Uh, okay.
- Takes one to know one.
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Let's back it up so we can move forward.
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"Back it up, move it forward"?
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Georgia: Steve, you may not realize this,
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but you are writing
your history as a father.
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- [Groans]
- And I don't want her story
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to be that her dad chose booze over her.
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She's right.
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We don't want Emily to
be a stripper, do we?
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That's where she's headed. You know?
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'Cause it's always daddy issues.
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It's never a problem with the mum.
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[Sighs]
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They always say they
just want to be dancers.
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They want to be professional dancers.
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But there's... y-you know,
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no one's a professional
dancer in this world.
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You got to have other skills.
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Um, okay. Thank you, Jim,
for sharing your emotion.
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Um...
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Walter, would you like
to say something to Steve?
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[Clears throat] Yeah.
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Uh, Stevie-boy...
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I've always told you that
when life gives you lemons,
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y-you try to make lemonade out of it,
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but, yeah, I know lately
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life's been throwing you a lot of lemons
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and you just end up making shit,
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so...
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Stop making shit.
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Thanks, dad.
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Okay, no, no. Sit down, please.
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No... no... no clapping, no standing.
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Not gonna get a better
speech than that, Zack.
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Okay. Uh, Walter, is that... is that it?
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Well, I was wondering, uh...
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is it okay to have a beer at these things?
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No, it's an intervention.
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- [Cellphone beeps]
- [Chuckles]
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All right. I feel a progress. Do you?
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Gonna... gonna have a little break.
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- I need a break.
- Zack: All right.
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Got to top that cheese up.
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Making progress.
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Hey, Zack, can I sit over there?
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Thanks for coming over,
Darren. I appreciate it.
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Anything for you, Jim.
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You sure that's gonna be
enough? Big party, man.
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Oh, it's not a party. It's
an intervention out the back.
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I'm not comfortable with that.
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It's not my intervention, okay?
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I'm just Steve's buddy
from the firing range.
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You know, he likes to have a drink,
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and people lose their kids
every day or whatever, but...
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When you lost your gun,
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that's when I knew you had a problem,
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and I'm here for you.
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Yeah. Thanks, Gene. That means a lot.
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You lost your gun?
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Janice, I-I'd like you to share now.
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You tried earlier, but...
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Thank you, Zack. Thank you.
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Thank you, everybody.
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I've written some things down.
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- "Dear Steve, I love you, but I have..."
- I got to piss.
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"made a list of all the things I hate..."
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I...
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Oh, keep going.
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No, I'll wait until you get here
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because I've got a long list and...
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Don't hold your breath!
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It's pointless if I do it alone!
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It's pointless anyway!
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Steve: Jim, where are you?!
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Dude, you ordered coke?!
This is an intervention!
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I ordered before I knew we
were having an intervention.
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- Hey, Steve.
- Hey, Sin Nombre.
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Hey, can I do a line real quick?
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So, is this intervention for blow?
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- No. Booze.
- Oh.
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Steve, this is not a good idea.
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- [Snorts]
- Come on, man. I'm going away to rehab.
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What's one little line gonna hurt?
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Yeah, just let him. Please.
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Okay. Just do it in the bedroom, all right?
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We have an intervention
back there. You too. Get in.
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- Hey, Jim.
- Hey. Hi.
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Mwah! Hey.
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I love a day party.
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Yeah. Um, look, keep it down.
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We have an intervention out in the back.
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[Snorting]
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- Yeah!
- Hey!
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Ah! Hey!
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Whose intervention is it?
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- It's mine.
- Yay!
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- Ooh! - Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Got to go, player.
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- Good luck with your intervention, Steve.
- Yeah.
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- I'm here for you.
- Thanks, sin nombre.
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- Call me Darren.
- Darren.
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- That means a lot, man.
- Jim: See ya, Darren.
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Who wants to go first?
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- Me!
- Me, me!
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Steve: This is a really great idea.
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I'm glad we did this,
man. You guys are the best.
260
00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:53,845
'Cause I feel better,
and it's because of this.
261
00:08:53,913 --> 00:08:55,514
This is making me feel really good.
262
00:08:55,582 --> 00:08:57,117
'Cause I can feel the love from you guys.
263
00:08:57,185 --> 00:08:59,687
It's great, what you're doing,
this whole thing. It's cool.
264
00:08:59,755 --> 00:09:01,589
And I don't know whose turn it is,
265
00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:04,294
who's supposed to talk next,
but if you want to talk, talk.
266
00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:05,928
You know. I can talk if you want me to.
267
00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:07,363
I can talk about the problem all day.
268
00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:08,764
I don't know that I
necessarily need rehab, but...
269
00:09:08,832 --> 00:09:11,567
Jim: You know you're hurting people, right?
270
00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:12,734
- Yep, I know it. I know I'm hurting people.
- I think he's being...
271
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,968
And the hurting's got to stop.
272
00:09:14,035 --> 00:09:16,505
I think Steve would be the first to admit
273
00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:17,674
that he has problems.
274
00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:19,307
Be the first to admit it. Yep.
275
00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:20,408
- I mean...
- Yeah.
276
00:09:20,475 --> 00:09:21,908
- Like, you have...
- I have problems.
277
00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,842
You have pr... first. He did it first.
278
00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,178
- Before him.
- Before me.
279
00:09:25,246 --> 00:09:27,080
And he's hurting people. I feel hurt.
280
00:09:27,148 --> 00:09:28,748
You're probably hurt, you're
hurt, you're hurt, you're hurt.
281
00:09:28,815 --> 00:09:30,848
Georgia... hurt.
282
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:34,419
Todd. Wouldn't imagine it,
but he's also hurt, Steve.
283
00:09:34,487 --> 00:09:35,553
Time for me to stop hurting people.
284
00:09:35,621 --> 00:09:36,787
Yeah, don't want to hurt people.
285
00:09:36,855 --> 00:09:37,854
- Zack: Steve.
- Yes.
286
00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,553
Are you really hearing this?
287
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,223
What?! Yes. I hear it loud and clear, man.
288
00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,325
It's... it's...
289
00:09:44,392 --> 00:09:46,260
it's like I'm in an echo chamber.
290
00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,760
Jim: Mm-hmm. It's all, like...
291
00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:48,928
Healing, healing, healing.
292
00:09:48,996 --> 00:09:50,597
But I hear it all, you know?
293
00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,167
What's going on with you two?
294
00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:54,670
Oh, um, Billy, it's Janice's time.
295
00:09:54,738 --> 00:09:56,808
- So, Janice...?
- Mm-hmm, thank you.
296
00:09:56,876 --> 00:09:59,742
"Steve, if you don't get help,
297
00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:03,079
"bad things are gonna keep happening,
298
00:10:03,147 --> 00:10:04,114
- and you're my son."
- [Women laughing]
299
00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:06,414
[Crying] "And I love you.
300
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,614
"And I will love you no matter what.
301
00:10:08,682 --> 00:10:10,782
- But I don't think that..."
- [Women shouting]
302
00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:13,150
I'm so sorry. I-I just...
there's so many things.
303
00:10:13,218 --> 00:10:14,617
I'm not sure what to cover.
304
00:10:14,685 --> 00:10:16,053
And I-I just... I don't know
305
00:10:16,121 --> 00:10:18,056
if I should start when he was 4, and...
306
00:10:18,124 --> 00:10:21,291
B-v-v-v-v-v!
[Imitates explosion]
307
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:24,330
Truth bombs. Bang. Blowing my mind.
308
00:10:24,398 --> 00:10:26,364
Amazing. Powerful stuff there, Janice.
309
00:10:26,432 --> 00:10:27,098
- Don't cry, mom.
- Don't cry.
310
00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,034
It's gonna be good.
311
00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:32,505
I never brought back the cheese.
312
00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:34,756
Um...
313
00:10:35,741 --> 00:10:38,844
- Jim?
- Jim: In the bedroom!
314
00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,615
- Jim, you're not paying any attention
to me today. - I am. Just...
315
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:43,683
Hey!
316
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,052
Stop. That's so embarrassing.
317
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,286
What's up, man? I got some bitches.
318
00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:48,854
Yeah, Al, Brad, bitches, hi. Welcome.
319
00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:50,590
- Blow? You mind if I...
- Yeah, go. Go.
320
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,492
What's up, guys? Can I get a boost?
321
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,026
Mandy: Hey, you guys, keep it down.
322
00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:54,727
There's an intervention going out back.
323
00:10:54,795 --> 00:10:56,926
About time, Jim.
324
00:10:56,994 --> 00:10:58,528
- It's not for me. It's for Steve.
- Oh.
325
00:10:58,596 --> 00:10:59,830
Then do a line, homey. Come on, man.
326
00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:01,964
Yeah. Well, it's my coke. Yes, of course.
327
00:11:02,031 --> 00:11:03,532
Hold on. I want another one.
328
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,501
This is the best intervention
I've ever been to.
329
00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:06,101
I know. Right?
330
00:11:06,169 --> 00:11:06,869
[Snorting]
331
00:11:06,936 --> 00:11:09,738
Oh, shit!
332
00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:12,108
Wow. Oh, my God. I love your comedy.
333
00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,610
Oh. I dance. I'm a dancer.
334
00:11:13,678 --> 00:11:15,144
Yeah. Yeah, I studied in school.
335
00:11:15,212 --> 00:11:17,579
I actually have been a ballerina
since like 3. Well, actually 4.
336
00:11:17,647 --> 00:11:18,914
[Humming]
337
00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:21,181
Ramona: Steve, you're
a good man, but, uh...
338
00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:23,284
lately, you seem like
you've fallen off the tracks,
339
00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,286
and you're... you're having
a hard time getting back on.
340
00:11:25,354 --> 00:11:27,156
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
341
00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:28,958
Now, I don't know if you need rehab.
342
00:11:29,026 --> 00:11:31,762
But I do know that you need God.
343
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:33,565
I'm good with God. I dig God.
344
00:11:33,632 --> 00:11:35,200
Me and God make a good
partnership, I think.
345
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:36,434
That's right. Get your spirit right.
346
00:11:36,502 --> 00:11:38,870
Yeah. And you. Me and you and God.
347
00:11:38,937 --> 00:11:41,272
I think, if this goes well,
maybe we could all open a...
348
00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:42,338
like, a rehab center together.
349
00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:44,038
And I'll do your job, Zack.
350
00:11:44,106 --> 00:11:45,707
So I'll be a screwup
351
00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:48,075
who's now helping other
screwups not screw up, right?
352
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:48,842
'Cause you used to screw up a lot.
353
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,477
I-I've had my issues, yes.
354
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,845
Knew it! I can see the future.
355
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,814
I can see the future on this thing.
356
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,251
I see a future where I'm sober,
you know, like totally sober.
357
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,288
And we're all running this
rehab center together, right?
358
00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:05,290
Helping people get better, right?
359
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,759
And we're kicking the
shit out of that thing.
360
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,795
- Okay, but...
- Pow!
361
00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,029
Steve, first things first.
362
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,767
But I think you might be putting the cart
363
00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:13,005
before the horse on this one.
364
00:12:13,073 --> 00:12:14,374
I don't think so.
365
00:12:14,441 --> 00:12:16,542
I think if you put a
cart in front of a horse,
366
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,877
it's going nowhere, so
your metaphor falls apart.
367
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,751
Right? Where's Jim?
368
00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:22,786
Ooh.
369
00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,590
[Inhales deeply]
370
00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:26,758
My stomach.
371
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:30,599
I need to go lay down in the bathroom.
372
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,301
Ooh. Yeah, me too.
373
00:12:32,369 --> 00:12:35,704
- I just... I have so much more to go through.
- Zack: I know.
374
00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:37,072
When they were paying to w-watch me dance,
375
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,440
I couldn't figure out how to, like,
376
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,774
actually make them look at my dance moves.
377
00:12:41,147 --> 00:12:42,181
Hey-oh! [Chuckles]
378
00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:43,648
Hey.
379
00:12:43,716 --> 00:12:45,114
- Jesus.
- Glad you're here.
380
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,248
Hey, can you talk to
these girls for me? Why?
381
00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:48,718
'Cause they're boring the shit out of me.
382
00:12:48,753 --> 00:12:50,389
- Oh.
- How's it going out there?
383
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,656
- Good. I think we're making some
real progress. - Okay. Good.
384
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,757
Hey, ladies, welcome to my intervention.
385
00:12:54,825 --> 00:12:56,923
- Hi, Todd.
- Hey. Whoa.
386
00:12:56,991 --> 00:12:59,792
How you doing, Todd? How good
are you at keeping a secret?
387
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,126
I have not done that in years.
388
00:13:01,193 --> 00:13:02,860
- Mind if I do a little?
- Todd.
389
00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,992
Georgia's just out there.
390
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,428
Yeah, but is she in here?
391
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,997
- No.
- Exactly.
392
00:13:08,065 --> 00:13:09,631
Okay. I'll do you one.
393
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:11,599
Hey, Jim!
394
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:12,166
Jim: Bedroom!
395
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:14,299
[Snorts]
396
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,533
Ooh! That was a good one!
397
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:16,734
Everyone, this is Rodney. Rodney's here.
398
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,169
All: Rodney!
399
00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,105
- Rodney's awesome.
- You're awesome.
400
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,876
- Mm. Mm.
- You're really cute.
401
00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:23,542
You know, I still had so much
more, so I'm hoping that you're...
402
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:24,909
Well, I asked you to edit it down, so...
403
00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,211
A little late, I must say, because...
404
00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:27,581
No, it was two days prior.
405
00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,014
Okay, I'm gonna go, uh,
grab a soda or something.
406
00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:31,415
I'll come with.
407
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:32,817
Oh, my God! I love Cincinnati!
408
00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:34,253
- Really?
- Yeah. The bengals, the reds!
409
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:35,956
What's that amusement
park? King's Landing! Yeah!
410
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,159
Yes! You do know it.
411
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:39,426
Oh, my God. It's so good, isn't it?
412
00:13:39,494 --> 00:13:41,795
It's so good. It's so
nice. I like this guy.
413
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,362
Steve: He's great, isn't he?
414
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,430
All: Todd!
415
00:13:43,463 --> 00:13:46,097
[Chuckles] I got to go.
416
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,333
Where are you going?
417
00:13:47,401 --> 00:13:48,836
I got to go back to my intervention.
418
00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,272
Well, you are going to rehab,
419
00:13:50,339 --> 00:13:54,875
so I thought maybe I would
give you a little... sendoff.
420
00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:56,310
All: Sendoff!
421
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,444
[Laughs]
422
00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:58,746
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
423
00:13:58,814 --> 00:14:00,381
You could probably send
me off in the bathroom.
424
00:14:00,449 --> 00:14:02,515
That's so romantic. I'm in.
425
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,316
[Indistinct conversations]
426
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:05,952
- He's getting blown.
- What's that?
427
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,521
Is that cocaine?
428
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:08,055
- Jim: Yeah.
- That's illegal.
429
00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:10,256
I know.
430
00:14:10,324 --> 00:14:11,290
Cool gun! Can I buy one?
431
00:14:11,358 --> 00:14:13,959
- [Gun cocks]
- Todd: Oh, Jesus!
432
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,026
Gene: You got to take a test, wait 10 days.
433
00:14:16,094 --> 00:14:17,694
How hard is the test?
434
00:14:17,762 --> 00:14:19,364
If you can shower
yourself, you can pass it.
435
00:14:19,432 --> 00:14:20,131
Damn.
436
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:25,204
That must be some stomach trouble.
437
00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:26,638
Oh, I wouldn't go in there.
438
00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:28,139
I'd give the latrine a
wide berth, if I was you.
439
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:30,072
Steve's really shitting the place up,
440
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:31,138
getting a lot of stuff out...
441
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:34,775
Emotions, regret... mostly shit.
442
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:36,642
So, uh, anyone want anything to eat?
443
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,643
Not right now.
444
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,778
- I'll give you a blowjob...
- Yeah?
445
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,178
If you give me some blow to leave with.
446
00:14:43,246 --> 00:14:44,446
- Done.
- Yeah?
447
00:14:44,514 --> 00:14:45,513
- Yeah. For sure.
- Okay.
448
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:46,614
- Yeah, absolutely.
- All right.
449
00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:47,681
Well, get yourself hard, then.
450
00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:48,815
- What?!
- Yeah.
451
00:14:48,882 --> 00:14:49,649
No, no. That's part of the job.
452
00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:50,917
Oh, no, it's not.
453
00:14:50,985 --> 00:14:52,350
It's a blow job. You have to work.
454
00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:53,884
No, I want you to do the work.
455
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:55,086
It's a job. It's not blow play.
456
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:57,188
Who wants to do coke off my back?
457
00:14:57,256 --> 00:14:59,287
- I do!
- I do! - Me!
458
00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:02,156
I found this under the bed
459
00:15:02,224 --> 00:15:05,394
Oh, my God. You are so cute.
460
00:15:05,462 --> 00:15:07,562
You know, I have another one of these
461
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,729
in the valley in an hour, so I...
462
00:15:08,797 --> 00:15:10,498
Hi, everybody!
463
00:15:10,565 --> 00:15:11,565
All: Hi, Rodney.
464
00:15:11,632 --> 00:15:13,030
Rodney, what are you doing here?
465
00:15:13,098 --> 00:15:14,331
I don't know you.
466
00:15:14,398 --> 00:15:16,869
[Chuckles] I'm Zack.
467
00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,605
Zack attack! This is a fun party!
468
00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:20,141
Well, it's actually not a party.
469
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:22,276
It's called an intervention.
We're trying to help Steve.
470
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,646
Don't condescend me!
471
00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:27,384
Steve is in the bathroom with a girl
472
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:31,086
while everybody else inside
is sniffing the table.
473
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:33,422
- What?
- That's a fact, Zack.
474
00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:34,790
Sniff-sniff!
475
00:15:34,857 --> 00:15:36,957
- [Gasps]
- Georgia: Oh, my God.
476
00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:40,065
Those dicks!
477
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:42,468
Can you hum? Can you hum for me? Just hum.
478
00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:44,068
Like, "The battle Hymn of the
Republic," something like that.
479
00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:45,435
Rock-a-bye baby
480
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:46,503
- Hello?!
- Shit.
481
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,939
-
On the treetop
- Steve?
482
00:15:48,007 --> 00:15:49,742
Everyone, hide! Hide!
483
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,242
Mandy:
Cradle will rock
484
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:53,043
- Oh, my God.
-
When the bough breaks
485
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:56,116
Oh, my God. What... Steve! Where are you?!
486
00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:57,384
- Come on, dick! Come on, dick!
-
Will come, baby
487
00:15:57,452 --> 00:15:58,351
- Oh!
- Aah!
488
00:15:58,419 --> 00:15:59,885
- Mom! Mom!
- Oh, my God!
489
00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:01,887
What's wrong with you?! I
thought you locked the door!
490
00:16:01,955 --> 00:16:04,857
Mom! Wait! Like you've never seen it.
491
00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:06,757
Everyone, party's over. Just get out.
492
00:16:06,825 --> 00:16:10,166
- Sorry. I got to go.
- Oh, God!
493
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:19,293
Want to know what you
were doing back there,
494
00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:20,195
- what you were talking about.
- N-nothing.
495
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,596
- Were you guys doing drugs?
- What?! No!
496
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,232
Look at me. Don't lie to me.
497
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:24,600
I did a little.
498
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,568
- You did?!
- [Gasps] Mom, wait. Don't go.
499
00:16:26,636 --> 00:16:28,270
I gathered all these really
nice people for your benefit...
500
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,406
- I can't even talk to you.
- and what did we get?
501
00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,107
Whores snorting coke on a midget!
502
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,776
Brad: What? Hey!
503
00:16:33,843 --> 00:16:35,980
Don't call him a midget. They
like to be called dwarves.
504
00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:37,349
"Midget" is like the
N-word in their language.
505
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,952
Shut up, Jim.
506
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,120
I can't believe you were doing
coke at your intervention.
507
00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:42,154
Shut up, Billy.
508
00:16:42,222 --> 00:16:44,021
Shame on you, Jim.
509
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,390
Shame on me?!
510
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:48,796
May I note that the whole
midget/coke/whore party
511
00:16:48,864 --> 00:16:50,598
broke out after the intervention?
512
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:51,966
So if you all had just called me
513
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,535
and we had some
communication in this group,
514
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:54,835
none of this would've happened.
515
00:16:54,903 --> 00:16:56,002
It was a total accident.
516
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,404
Oh. That's what it was... an accident.
517
00:16:58,472 --> 00:17:01,073
That's what you are.
518
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,075
You are one big fat accident!
519
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,477
I know that we don't have
the most perfect family.
520
00:17:05,545 --> 00:17:07,946
Ha! "Perfect." That's
good, mom. That's right.
521
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:10,348
My brother has died seven
times, you're a hoarder,
522
00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:13,050
and my dad lives in a tent in the backyard.
523
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,153
Not to mention, I drop
by the house the other day
524
00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:18,953
and see you banging Ted
here through the window.
525
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,321
- What?
- Woman: Oh, my God.
526
00:17:22,062 --> 00:17:23,363
- Wha...
- When did this happen?
527
00:17:23,431 --> 00:17:26,933
When you disappeared
and were living outdoors.
528
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,603
Ted?
529
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,639
She called.
530
00:17:30,707 --> 00:17:32,274
Oh.
531
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,077
Why didn't you tell me?
532
00:17:34,144 --> 00:17:35,212
Well, I-I didn't think the
old rules still applied.
533
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,485
Rules? What rules?
534
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:40,584
Years ago, your mother and I decided
535
00:17:40,652 --> 00:17:42,487
to open up our relationship.
536
00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:43,755
I don't want to know.
537
00:17:43,823 --> 00:17:45,123
She's got a lifetime pass with him,
538
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,391
and I had the same deal
with his wife, and...
539
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:48,424
Oh, this is so weird.
540
00:17:48,491 --> 00:17:50,693
That expired when she died.
541
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,162
Bad deal for you, eh, Walter?
542
00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:53,797
Yeah, I'll say.
543
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,566
My wife died.
544
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:58,770
Oh, great. Isn't that rich?
My parents, the swingers.
545
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,837
But I'm the one who's
got the problem, right?
546
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,507
Anybody else got any
secrets they want to reveal?
547
00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:07,474
[Sighs]
548
00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:09,507
[Snoring]
549
00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:10,407
Oh, put your hand down.
550
00:18:10,475 --> 00:18:12,342
Todd?
551
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:14,376
Uh, I don't really want to have the baby.
552
00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:16,276
Ooh, aren't you confident on coke.
553
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:19,513
What? Coke? What?!
554
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,846
Uh, it's just 'cause
you pressured me into it.
555
00:18:21,913 --> 00:18:23,613
Steve: Wow. How do you like that?
556
00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:25,514
Another liar. There you go.
557
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,616
- Oh, my God.
- No, no, no. I... honey...
558
00:18:26,684 --> 00:18:28,452
Don't touch me. Get off of me.
559
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,686
No. It's just 'cause...
560
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:30,454
what I meant was that I was... I'm scared.
561
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,556
Thanks for coming by.
562
00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:34,357
I think we should all slow
down, just take a deep breath.
563
00:18:34,425 --> 00:18:36,393
- We've gotten off track.
- Oh, right, right, right.
564
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,630
And that's why we're gonna have Jim come in
565
00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:39,932
and make everything all right.
566
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,067
- I-I'm just saying that...
- Steve: Don't blame him.
567
00:18:42,135 --> 00:18:44,002
Yes, I can blame him!
568
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,404
Do you think that Jim is ever
gonna be a legitimate adult?
569
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,006
He's not gonna amount to nothing,
570
00:18:49,074 --> 00:18:51,643
and he is gonna drag you
right down into the gutter!
571
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,380
Stop blaming everybody else!
572
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:54,882
That's all this family ever does!
573
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,252
Nobody can take responsibility
for their own problems!
574
00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,587
- Steve's a loser, the biggest.
- Thanks, brother.
575
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:02,923
I'm dying. And Jim...
576
00:19:02,991 --> 00:19:04,525
well, Jim's probably the
only honest one among us!
577
00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:08,227
Jim, you want to be involved
in this intervention?
578
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:10,464
You're involved now.
579
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,668
Now you tell Steve what you think.
580
00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,710
Look, we're sorry about the coke party.
581
00:19:19,778 --> 00:19:20,844
- We are.
- Jim.
582
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:23,080
We're actually making some progress.
583
00:19:23,148 --> 00:19:26,517
Stop the bullshit. Tell Steve how you feel.
584
00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:34,391
Steve, I, um...
585
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:36,662
I love you.
586
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:38,431
Everyone here does, and
that's why they're here,
587
00:19:38,498 --> 00:19:40,031
and...
588
00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:42,733
things haven't been going
right with you for a long time,
589
00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:43,969
a-and we know it.
590
00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:45,570
We all...
591
00:19:45,637 --> 00:19:48,838
Look, I think if you're honest
with yourself, you already...
592
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,426
You already know what you need to do.
593
00:20:01,456 --> 00:20:04,057
Be a better father.
594
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,092
Aww.
595
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,628
[Hand Dog Expression's
"We Came We Saw" plays]
596
00:20:14,065 --> 00:20:17,737
That girl's snatch tastes like cigarettes.
597
00:20:20,705 --> 00:20:25,544
Did you ever hear a
car running outside?
598
00:20:25,611 --> 00:20:28,714
Thanks, man.
599
00:20:28,781 --> 00:20:30,116
Hey, don't thank me.
600
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:32,187
I seem to be a big part of the problem.
601
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,356
I'll see you in a month.
602
00:20:35,424 --> 00:20:38,090
Yeah.
603
00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:41,963
Put on the radio and let it play
604
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,465
Just tell the desert
that I'm on my way
605
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,069
Well, uh, good luck.
606
00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:49,338
Yeah. Thanks.
607
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,712
It's too late to turn back now
608
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:01,014
It's too late
609
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:10,539
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