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I don't know what you're so worried about.
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It's just a va... vacation.
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Never just a vacation with my parents.
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- So we're finally gonna meet gunta.
- [Knock on door]
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You can't say it in front
of her, Billy. You promised.
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Come on. It can't be that bad.
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You have no idea.
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[Laughing] Hey, mate! How are you?
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- Hey, dad.
- Good to see you.
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Hey. You must be Billy.
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- No. I'm Steve.
- Ah. Steve.
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This is... This is Billy over here.
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Hey, Billy! How are you, mate?
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- Hi.
- And I'm Walter.
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Oh. Hi, Walter.
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Welcome to America. How are you?
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- Thanks, mate.
- Where's mum?
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Oh, she's coming up the...
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You told me there weren't
gonna be any stairs!
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I told you to go around the back.
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There's no stairs around the back!
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Go around the back!
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I'm already two steps up!
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Hey, mum. Can I help you there?
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- It's too late for that now!
- Okay.
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Don't worry. [Breathing heavily]
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I'll make it.
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That's my mum.
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[Sighs]
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Oh. Hello, everyone.
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Billy and Steve: Hi, Mrs. Jefferies.
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So... this is how you live.
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Obviously you won't be
staying in here, mum.
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I've set my room up for you and dad.
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I won't need to be staying
in your vile sex den.
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I can't stay long.
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I have deep vein thrombosis.
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I got it on the flight,
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so I'll need to be rushed
off to hospital before I die.
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Mum, you're not dying.
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Deep vein thrombosis?
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Oh, she gets it all the time.
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Is this some type of cheese?
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- [Sirens wailing in distance]
- What's going on?
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I have already told you!
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Do you not listen, boy?
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I have got deep vein thrombosis!
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Sorry, mum.
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- What is deep vein thrombosis?
- [Siren stop]
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The blood clot she gets in the leg
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from sitting around doing
nothing all the time.
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- You get that, Billy?
- [Knock on door]
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Um, I don't know.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Jim: Uh, guys? Um...
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Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!
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No, no. Over here.
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Yoo-hoo. Over here.
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[Laughs]
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Whoo!
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[Velcro opening]
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[Sighs]
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[Weakly] Jack, call the boys.
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Mum, we'll meet you at the hospital, okay?
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Oh. Bye-bye, darling.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Jack.
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I hope this doesn't ruin your vacation.
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Ruin? My vacation has just begun.
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[Siren wailing]
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Wow.
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Jesus. Is your mom gonna be okay?
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Yeah. I don't know.
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Well, she's always sick, but...
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- I never remember her having deep
vein thrombosis. - Yeah, you do.
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She had it when we went on
that royal Caribbean cruise.
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She was in the infirmary for four days.
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I won that sexiest-man
t-shirt down by the pool.
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You won a sexiest-man competition
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while your wife was in the hospital?
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No. I actually came fourth.
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Hey, Jack, your wife...
This happen all the time?
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Yeah, kind of.
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Well, we'd better go visit her.
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We don't need to do
that. Life's for living.
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Dad. She's still living.
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If we don't visit her,
there'll be hell to pay.
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She'll be fine. Let's go have some fun.
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And what about the beach down here?
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It's full of bikini chicks!
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I saw them as I was driving by.
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- Dad!
- What?
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You want to look at girls in bikinis
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while your wife's in the hospital?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Hey. We can go to six flags!
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Oh, no. God. Not six flags.
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I can't go on the roller coasters.
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Because of that, I can't
go on roller coasters.
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Oh, God, this again.
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Go on a roller coaster. Who's stopping you?
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- You're stopping me, Billy.
- I'm not stopping you from doing anything.
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Walter: All right, all
right. Stop, the both of you.
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Stop it. We're not going to six flags.
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I hate those roller coasters myself.
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Hm.
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We could go to the water park.
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Okay. I really think we should visit mum.
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There's girls in bikinis at the water park.
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The water park sounds good.
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All right! I'm going to get my suit!
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[Sighs]
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- Dad.
- All right. Look.
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Now, I know what you're gonna say...
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Let's go visit your mother first,
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and then we'll go to the water park.
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We're gonna go visit mum first.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right. I'll go get my swimsuit.
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[Chuckles]
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- Ah! Good to meet you, Jack.
- You too, Walter.
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You didn't want to go to
that water park, did you?
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No, but you got to keep
the young fellas happy.
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Listen, I found this rag,
and it's got a coupon in it...
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Do you happen to know
the address of this place?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I-I know where that place is. Yeah.
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Jim: Hello, mum.
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[Sighs] Oh, hello, love.
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So, you came.
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Yeah.
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Hello, everyone.
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Oh, look at that view! Gee!
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You didn't have that on the
ship's hospital, did you?
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You can see everything there, can't you?
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[Sighs] I hadn't noticed.
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The nurses here seem very... unfocused.
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Oh, Jack. Did you ring the boys?
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I still haven't learned how to work
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this bloody thing you gave me.
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It's too complicated for me.
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[Woman groans]
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Wow.
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Oh. [Chuckles] Don't worry about her.
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She's just an attention seeker.
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Stop seeking attention!
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[Sighs, moans]
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Well, you're in good hands here, mum.
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This hospital... one of
the best in the world.
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I've died here twice.
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Yeah. And he had a black baby here.
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You all look very dressed up.
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Yeah. We're going to the water park.
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Oh! That sounds like a lot of fun.
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- Jack: Steve.
- [Moans]
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I would have loved to
have gone to a water park.
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Now, come on, mum. You
know that's not true, right?
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Even when we were young
and we went to water parks,
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you never went on the slides.
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Yes, I did.
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- Jack: [Laughing] No, you didn't.
- Come on.
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If you boys have just come
here to make fun of me,
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you shouldn't have come at all.
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[Woman groans]
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Oh, give it up!
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She can hear, you know.
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Just acts like she can't.
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[Moans]
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[Indistinct talking on PA]
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Okay! That was a great visit.
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- Yeah, it was.
- All right.
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We're gonna come back
every day to see you, mum.
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What, is that it, then?
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Jim: Well, yeah. It's...
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So that's as long as you're
going to visit me for?
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How... How long were we meant to visit?
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Longer than that.
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[Monitor beeping]
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All right, then. Okay.
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- [Woman groans]
- Oh, be quiet!
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I've got visitors!
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Mum, she seems pretty sick.
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How's your sex addiction?
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Do you find that sexual?
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No.
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- Hello, Mrs. Jefferies.
- Mm!
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- Time for your medication.
- Hello.
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Ooh!
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Ooh, that's a lot of pills, isn't it?
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If I take all of those, I'll rattle.
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[Laughs]
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The doctor's on the floor
now. He's here to talk to you.
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Doctor?
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Or he could come back after your visit.
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Both: No, no, no...
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My mother's health is of a
paramount importance right now.
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Isn't it, mum?
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- [Moans]
- We've got to get her better.
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Get that doctor in right now.
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- Right now.
- All right. We got to get going.
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Mum. Get better, mum!
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- Walk. Let's go.
- But...
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- But...
- Walk, dad, walk.
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Steve and Jim: [Chanting] Water park!
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Water park!
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- Water park!
- Will you two shut up?
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You sound like bloody idiots!
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[Whispering] Water park. Water park.
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Oh, this is gonna suck.
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Oh, come on, Billy.
You'll have a great time.
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You can go in the pool.
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Great. It'll be just like physical therapy.
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Oh, come on, Billy.
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There's no girls in
bikinis at physical therapy.
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I guess.
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Hey, uh, Jack, for further notice...
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The place you were
interested in is just up here,
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bang a right, a little bit down the road.
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Hey, Jim.
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- Turn right here.
- Why?
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Just do as your father tells you.
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Right here. Okay. Stop, stop.
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Billy: Why? What's happening?
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Steve: Oh, I know this place.
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You boys wait here for 30 minutes.
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Dad, it's a
rub-and-tug parlor.
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I'm not gonna sit out front here
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while you go into a
rub-and-tug parlor.
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- Why?
- Um, I don't know.
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Because we're going to the water park...
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and you're still married to my mum!
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Listen, son.
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After what I hear you say on that stage,
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you can't let your dad go
in here and see a hooker?
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You've got a lot of growing up to do, mate.
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Dad, you're not going in there.
We're going to the water park.
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Steve: Dad, you promised.
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Oh, Stevie boy. Look.
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We are going to the water park, son.
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Just give us 30 minutes.
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Is anyone coming or not?
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- No. -
No. - Yes.
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- I got a coupon.
- No!
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- Suit yourself.
- Oh, well.
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All right. I'll come.
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There you go, mate.
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- Yeah. Suit yourself.
- Over here.
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I can't believe this.
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Tell me about it.
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Water park closes in six hours.
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No. No.
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Our dads are in there
being jerked off right now.
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I'm trying not to think about it.
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It's disturbing.
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[Exhales deeply]
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What should we do?
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I'm just gonna sit here.
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Hey. Everything all right?
259
00:09:01,422 --> 00:09:02,822
Yeah. We'll talk about this later.
260
00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,958
You two want massages as well?
261
00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:08,628
Yes, but something fast.
We have a lot to do today.
262
00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:10,263
Well, you very, very lucky.
263
00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:14,033
I still have two best girl left.
264
00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:18,371
Billy: [Laughs]
265
00:09:18,439 --> 00:09:21,607
You snooze, you lose.
266
00:09:21,675 --> 00:09:22,642
Fine.
267
00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,843
Go. Go, go, go.
268
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,145
[Down-tempo flute music playing]
269
00:09:29,817 --> 00:09:31,484
Hey, Jimmy.
270
00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:37,924
[Exhales deeply]
271
00:09:39,426 --> 00:09:41,027
Oh, that feels good. [Chuckles]
272
00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:43,629
Oh, you feel very greasy.
273
00:09:43,697 --> 00:09:46,933
Y-yeah. I just put sunblock on.
274
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,402
You seem very tense.
275
00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,837
You no like me?
276
00:09:50,904 --> 00:09:52,705
No. You seem very nice.
277
00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:54,674
Then why so tense?
278
00:09:54,742 --> 00:09:56,642
Just relax into it, Jim!
279
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,277
Oh, my God. Shut up.
280
00:09:58,345 --> 00:09:59,879
You like music?
281
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,981
Yeah. W-Who doesn't like...
282
00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:04,250
Of course. Yes. I-I like music.
283
00:10:04,318 --> 00:10:06,319
What kind of music you like?
284
00:10:06,386 --> 00:10:09,889
I don't know. I like all types of music.
285
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:14,761
Baby cried the day
the circus came to town
286
00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:20,633
'Cause she didn't want
the parade to pass her by
287
00:10:20,701 --> 00:10:22,635
-
So she painted on a smile
- [Chuckles] Oh, yeah.
288
00:10:22,703 --> 00:10:25,204
And took off with a clown
289
00:10:25,272 --> 00:10:30,042
And she danced without
a net on the wire
290
00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,245
- My God.
-
I know a lot about her
291
00:10:32,312 --> 00:10:34,781
-
About her, you see
-
'Cause, you see
292
00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:41,020
Baby is awful lot like me
293
00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:45,124
Together:
Don't cry out loud
294
00:10:45,192 --> 00:10:47,593
Just keep it inside
295
00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,729
Oh, my God.
296
00:10:49,797 --> 00:10:52,765
Learn how to hide your feelings
297
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:56,602
Fly high and proud
298
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,838
- Would you guys shut up?!
-
And if you should fall
299
00:10:58,906 --> 00:11:00,406
If you should fall
300
00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:05,812
Remember, you almost had it all
301
00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:07,580
Would you shut up?!
302
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:10,349
Oh, they never improved
on Melissa Manchester.
303
00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,185
- That's for sure.
- Jack: Bullshit!
304
00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:14,353
That was Peter Allen... "The Boy from Oz"!
305
00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,656
Shut up! All of you! Just shut up!
306
00:11:16,723 --> 00:11:18,424
Oh, come on, you guys.
307
00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:20,393
If you keep it up, you're
not going to the water park.
308
00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,928
Ah!
309
00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:23,362
You boys go to water park?
310
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,364
Not if they don't behave themselves.
311
00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,266
Everyone just behave,
please. I really want to go.
312
00:11:27,334 --> 00:11:29,468
Oh, yeah.
313
00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,103
You likey turn over now?
314
00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:32,271
Yeah.
315
00:11:32,339 --> 00:11:33,072
You betcha.
316
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:33,973
Yeah, I guess.
317
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,208
Sure.
318
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:37,043
Oh, yeah. More than you know.
319
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,412
Somebody help me turn him over!
320
00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:41,180
- Oh!
- [Laughs]
321
00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,982
- Surprise, huh?
- Yeah.
322
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,884
You look ready.
323
00:11:44,952 --> 00:11:47,420
Thanks for the blue pill, Jack.
324
00:11:47,487 --> 00:11:48,821
Jack: [Straining] My pleasure, Walter!
325
00:11:48,889 --> 00:11:49,922
Oh, God.
326
00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:52,525
- Thin walls, huh?
- [Jack moaning]
327
00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:55,728
Oh! You very happy boy.
328
00:11:55,796 --> 00:11:56,929
Yes, I am.
329
00:11:56,997 --> 00:11:59,298
That's my boy.
330
00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:00,967
Yeah, that's kind of what happens.
331
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:02,368
You just got to really work it.
332
00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:03,569
Steve.
333
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:05,571
There you go. Yeah.
334
00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,139
Yeah. That's my other boy.
335
00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:09,742
Jack: [Laughing]
336
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,547
You still no like me.
337
00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:16,349
No.
338
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,984
No. It's just, the, um...
339
00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,186
Billy: [Groaning]
340
00:12:20,254 --> 00:12:22,521
Situation.
341
00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:25,657
You want to put your hand on titty?
342
00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:30,630
Sure.
343
00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,567
- Steve: That... Yeah. That's good.
- [Same song starts playing]
344
00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:36,969
Billy: [Groans]
345
00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:39,672
You have sad eyes.
346
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,975
Why your eyes so sad?
347
00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,877
[Groans] Faster!
348
00:12:44,945 --> 00:12:46,579
[Breathing heavily]
349
00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:48,948
Walter: [Groaning, shouting]
350
00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:50,216
You can switch hands if you have to.
351
00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,285
[Shouting indistinctly]
352
00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:55,922
Don't you worry. I make this happen.
353
00:12:55,989 --> 00:12:58,224
[Groaning]
354
00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:01,093
[Groans] Oh! Help!
355
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:03,029
I went longer! [Laughs]
356
00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:05,164
All right. All right. That's it.
357
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:05,865
No, no. No.
358
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:08,401
[Breathing heavily]
359
00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:10,036
Oh, Jesus.
360
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,604
Oh! Okay. Okay. Okay.
361
00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:13,739
Please.
362
00:13:14,374 --> 00:13:16,409
I'd be really worried if you could.
363
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,644
[Bird cawing]
364
00:13:19,446 --> 00:13:20,980
What are they still doing in there?
365
00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,882
They're waiting for their
erections to go down.
366
00:13:22,950 --> 00:13:25,151
We have like five hours and 15
minutes of water-park time left.
367
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,852
It's gonna take us an
hour to drive out there.
368
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,421
We got to wait in line to get tickets.
369
00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:30,556
We're only gonna have
four hours... Four hours!
370
00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,591
Come on. We can get in
here, all four of us.
371
00:13:32,659 --> 00:13:34,560
They're bringing the hookers.
Who brings the hookers?
372
00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:36,963
What are you doing?
373
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,297
Yeah. What are you doing?
374
00:13:38,365 --> 00:13:39,999
Oh, be polite, Billy. We have visitors.
375
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,567
Why did they bring the hookers?
376
00:13:41,635 --> 00:13:43,536
We no hookers. We masseuse.
377
00:13:43,603 --> 00:13:45,371
Yeah, the girls live out by the water park,
378
00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:46,939
so we're just giving them a ride home.
379
00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:48,040
That's all.
380
00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:49,976
That's gonna cut into our time.
381
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,978
You'd better not be paying for them.
382
00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:53,346
Of course we're paying for them.
383
00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,680
Are you kidding me?
384
00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:56,382
Oh, just get going.
385
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,402
Steve: Billy, knock it off!
386
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:01,403
Billy: Stop. You're being like mom.
387
00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:02,738
Just stop. Let me put it on.
388
00:14:02,806 --> 00:14:04,039
Don't try to dress me. I'm not a kid.
389
00:14:04,107 --> 00:14:05,107
- You're wearing the hat.
- Would you stop?
390
00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:06,542
- I hate the hat.
- Yeah.
391
00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:08,243
Well, I'm not gonna
follow you around all day
392
00:14:08,311 --> 00:14:10,746
putting sunblock on you,
'cause today I'm sliding man.
393
00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:12,815
Did you just say "Sliding man"?
394
00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:13,916
Don't say that.
395
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,051
Oh, yeah, Billy. I'm sliding man.
396
00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:17,152
Jim: Steve, that's not a thing.
397
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,687
Shut up, Jim.
398
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:21,156
I've been waiting my
whole life for this shit.
399
00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,693
Are you ready?
400
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:27,362
Let's wind it up and let it go
401
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,131
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
402
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,600
Are you ready?
403
00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:34,670
Light it up and watch it go
404
00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:36,505
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
405
00:14:36,573 --> 00:14:40,209
[Laughter, indistinct shouting]
406
00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:43,045
Nothing's gonna stop it now
407
00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:45,480
Are you ready
408
00:14:45,548 --> 00:14:46,615
One, two, three. Go!
409
00:14:46,683 --> 00:14:49,017
Ooh! [Laughs]
410
00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,086
All right. Okay?
411
00:14:51,154 --> 00:14:52,487
I'm sliding.
412
00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:54,156
Yeah. Wait. I've got you.
413
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,724
Okay. You sure you want to do this?
414
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:56,858
- Yeah, I do.
- All right.
415
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,727
Aah.
416
00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:05,801
[Laughs]
417
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:07,102
I'm doing it, Jim!
418
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,737
Lie on your back, Billy!
419
00:15:08,805 --> 00:15:10,005
This is awesome.
420
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,909
Oh, shit. Oh!
421
00:15:13,977 --> 00:15:15,978
Whoa! Whoa! Uh, Jim?
422
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,279
Jim!
423
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:18,647
Billy!
424
00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,182
It's all right! It's all right!
425
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,850
[Laughs]
426
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,518
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
427
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,887
Hi.
428
00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:26,755
Pretty good with him, weren't you?
429
00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:28,790
-
Light it up and watch it go
- Yeah.
430
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,626
Hi.
431
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:35,330
Up high! Up high!
432
00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,331
Yeah!
433
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,200
[Laughing]
434
00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:43,205
[Grunts]
435
00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:49,311
I'm actually a really good swimmer.
436
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,013
Hey, Billy!
437
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,848
Damn it, Rodney. What are you doing here?
438
00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:54,383
I'm here for the chicks.
439
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,285
How's it going? Long time no see.
440
00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:03,025
[Screaming]
441
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:07,896
I am sliding man!
442
00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:09,531
Are you ready?
443
00:16:09,599 --> 00:16:11,466
Light it up and watch it go
444
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:13,402
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
445
00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:15,304
Hang on 'cause it's done
446
00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,072
And again
447
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,175
Nothing's gonna stop us now
448
00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:23,378
I got in this chair from
eating too much candy.
449
00:16:23,446 --> 00:16:25,347
- Hey. You making friends?
- Oh, shut up.
450
00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:27,182
Jim: Hi, Billy! Hi!
451
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:30,152
[Laughs] Hi, Billy!
452
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:31,420
Are you ready?
453
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:32,854
Oh, oh
454
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,089
Whoo!
455
00:16:34,157 --> 00:16:35,791
Ooh. Let's go to the tower of terror.
456
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,360
Oh, yeah. Great idea. Come on!
457
00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,062
Can we go now?
458
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,596
No. Got to stay for one more hour.
459
00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:43,265
Promised Steve we'd be here for four hours.
460
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,133
Ooh! Tsunami thrill is
definitely my favorite slide.
461
00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:46,802
I mean, that one's way scarier,
462
00:16:46,869 --> 00:16:48,203
but that's the best slide, for sure.
463
00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:49,538
I want to go home.
464
00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:51,707
Come on, Billy!
465
00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,709
We're only here for a short time.
466
00:16:53,776 --> 00:16:55,944
Steve, I can't go on any of the slides,
467
00:16:56,012 --> 00:16:58,413
and the lazy river is
full of pissing toddlers.
468
00:16:58,481 --> 00:16:59,648
Can we just go?
469
00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,650
- Billy!
- No, no. He's right.
470
00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:03,685
We're only here for a
short time. Right, dad?
471
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,354
- Yeah. Right, son.
- Yeah, yeah.
472
00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:07,022
I'm thinking I might take a
cripple down a water slide.
473
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,657
- What do you reckon?
- Whatever.
474
00:17:08,725 --> 00:17:09,992
You can't do that. He'll die.
475
00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:12,194
You always say he's gonna
die, and he never dies.
476
00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,730
You said that when we went to
the prostitutes the first time.
477
00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:16,732
We've been to prostitutes
several times sense.
478
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,433
We're with prostitutes right now.
479
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:19,835
Masseuse!
480
00:17:19,902 --> 00:17:21,870
He's right, Steve. He's right. Prostitutes.
481
00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:25,407
Uh, Jim, I don't think this is a good idea.
482
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:27,442
Dad, I don't think you're in any position
483
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,244
to tell me to be responsible.
484
00:17:29,312 --> 00:17:31,213
Hey! This is not gonna happen.
485
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,547
Mom will kill me.
486
00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,082
Steve, dad's with a prostitute.
487
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,917
Come on.
488
00:17:35,985 --> 00:17:37,619
Look at him.
489
00:17:40,556 --> 00:17:42,391
All right. Fine!
490
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,126
But if he dies, I'm blaming you.
491
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,961
You always do.
492
00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:48,263
Tower of terror!
493
00:17:52,268 --> 00:17:53,668
Thank you.
494
00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:55,537
Hi.
495
00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:01,743
Are you sure you want to do this, Billy?
496
00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,046
I'm going down the slide, dad.
497
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:09,518
Well... All right, son.
498
00:18:09,585 --> 00:18:11,753
I'll be down there to catch you.
499
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,488
I'm gonna go down there, Walter! Bye!
500
00:18:13,556 --> 00:18:14,823
Oh, you bet you are.
501
00:18:14,891 --> 00:18:16,458
[Laughing]
502
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,260
Geronimo!
503
00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,728
Hey, hold up, guys. What are you doing?
504
00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:21,229
Right. Thank God. Thank you. Thank you.
505
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:22,931
I have some concerns.
I want to talk to you.
506
00:18:22,999 --> 00:18:24,566
- Yeah. Anything. Sure.
- Look. This is, uh...
507
00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,535
- Sir.
- This is red. There's pus coming out.
508
00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,603
I'm not worried about me.
509
00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:29,604
- Okay, Billy. - I'm worried about
the water for the general...
510
00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:30,939
Hey! Hey, guys! Wait! Don't!
511
00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:32,774
- Steve! I'm doing it!
- He was scared!
512
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,544
[Laughing] This is awesome!
513
00:18:35,611 --> 00:18:37,045
Billy, I'm coming!
514
00:18:37,113 --> 00:18:38,580
Sir, I do not want to see your...
515
00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:40,848
Hey! Thank you!
516
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,885
Here comes sliding man!
517
00:18:43,953 --> 00:18:45,987
[Whistle blowing]
518
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:48,156
Whoa!
519
00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:49,191
Yeah!
520
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,793
Man: Get out of the pool!
521
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:54,229
Yeah! Oh! [Laughs]
522
00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:55,931
Oh, yeah!
523
00:18:55,998 --> 00:18:57,833
Careful.
524
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,834
Yeah! [Laughs]
525
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:00,802
Get out of the pool!
526
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,471
- It's awesome, right?
- It's great!
527
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,375
Jim: Oh! Here we go!
528
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:10,345
[Woman screams, whistle blows]
529
00:19:12,215 --> 00:19:14,382
Walter: Oh, his mother's gonna kill me.
530
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,085
- Jim, you dumb shit!
- Jack: What did I tell you, Jim?!
531
00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,453
- Turn him over.
- Billy!
532
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:19,988
Oh, my God. What's his
name? What's his name?
533
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:20,956
- Billy!
- Billy!
534
00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:22,324
- Billy!
- Billy, wake up!
535
00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,692
- Get a backboard!
- Come on, buddy.
536
00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:25,260
We need a backboard!
537
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,262
Jack: Jesus, Jim!
538
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,430
He's gonna be okay, right?
539
00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:30,098
Just say he's gonna be okay.
540
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,334
Billy, I'm sorry.
541
00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:34,136
It's all Jim's fault. I blame Jim.
542
00:19:34,203 --> 00:19:36,238
Yeah. It's all fun and games
till you kill a cripple.
543
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,506
Hey. Hey.
544
00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:40,442
Oh. Sorry, Walter. Sorry.
545
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:42,377
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
546
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:44,179
None... None of this should have happened.
547
00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:45,514
I'm just... I'm so sorry.
548
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:48,483
Okay. We pushed it a
bit far today, but, uh...
549
00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,152
Would you stop hugging me?
550
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:53,155
Look, the good part about
today is the hookers took off
551
00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:54,422
and I hadn't paid them.
552
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:57,359
[Chuckles] How great is that?
553
00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:59,027
Come on!
554
00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,595
Oh, boy.
555
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,631
Walter: He'll be all right.
556
00:20:02,698 --> 00:20:04,266
- He... He always is.
- Yeah.
557
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,170
This is all your fault, Jim!
558
00:20:08,237 --> 00:20:10,138
[Siren wails]
559
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:14,442
[Monitor beeping]
560
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,111
[Sighs]
561
00:20:16,179 --> 00:20:19,648
You know, you're lucky
that woman died yesterday.
562
00:20:19,715 --> 00:20:23,317
Now our families can come
and visit us both at once.
563
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:32,694
[Exhales sharply]
564
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:34,429
Oh.
565
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:37,999
Stop seeking attention!
566
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:56,000
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567
00:20:56,050 --> 00:21:00,600
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