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So, we're walking on the pier.
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It was beautiful. It was perfect.
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The sun was going down. She looked amazing.
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I kiss her.
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Best kiss ever. Hands down.
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And then two black people walk by,
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and she says the N-word.
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Billy: W-what?
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Like the
N-word, N-word?
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Is there another N-word?
She just said the N-word.
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No, how did she say it?
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Like Paula Deen and
Kramer talking in a car.
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Wow!
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Have you had sex with her yet?
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No.
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Why not? [Sighs]
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'Cause she's racist, and
I... I really like her.
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So, I'm trying to wait.
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Aw, Jim's in love with a racist.
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I'm not in love with a racist.
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I like a girl who happens to be a racist.
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Look, Jim.
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If you really like her, just talk to her.
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But why does she have be racist?
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Maybe it's just black people.
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She hate Hispanics and Arabs and Jews, too?
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Maybe she shaves her pubes
into a Hitler 'stache!
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Heil, pussy!
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Pussolini! [Both laugh]
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Do not call my girlfriend's
pussy a dictator.
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Maybe she's got Tourette's.
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Wouldn't that be great?
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Why do people give that
word so much power anyway?
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Black people call each
other that all the time.
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Call each other what?
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What? When... What, now? Sorry.
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Black people call each other what?
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Yeah, Steve.
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What do black people call each other?
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Don't.
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Steve?
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Brother, s-sister, homeboy.
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Blood?
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That wasn't what y'all were talking about.
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I really like Billy's blanket.
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It's very FDR.
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Whatever.
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Maybe I can change her.
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Now you're talking crazy.
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Steve? Steve?
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I know, no drinking before dark.
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It's a stupid rule.
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Not a stupid rule. It's a good rule.
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You pinched the mail lady's ass.
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She's so hot, though.
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Yeah, but we need our mail, dickhead.
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Hello, ma'am!
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Welcome to discount save and sell.
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Here's a basket for you. Nice tube top.
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Good choice for you today, huh?
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Yeah, who cares what society thinks?
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Good for you. You be comfortable!
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Great G-string.
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Yeah, take your time,
sir. We're open till 9:00.
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Good to see you're getting out!
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Huh?
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Oh, you know, so close to death and all.
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Get out there, buddy. Live!
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Screw you, asshole.
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Walter, what's going on here?
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He just said I was near
death, this asshole.
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Sir, very sorry.
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Uh, here's a coupon for
20% off your visit today.
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That guy just gave me the finger.
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What's wrong with people today?
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- Walter?
- Huh?
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Can I see you in my office?
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- How do I look?
- Billy: I don't know.
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You should try something in white.
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- [Laughs]
- You have a sheet?
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[Knocks on door]
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That's her. Behave.
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Got it... don't offend the racist.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Walter.
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- Hey, dad.
- Hey, Jimmy.
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So, thought I'd stop by to celebrate.
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Celebrate what?
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My retirement!
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Yeah?
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Yeah. No more rat race for me.
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No, sirree, Bob.
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So, how about a beer?
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Screw the beer! Let's do shots!
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Oh, there you go!
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Ohh.
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[Chuckles]
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What do you say, guys?
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Let's go on a pub crawl, huh?
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I'm in.
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Jim?
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Not for me. I got a date tonight.
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Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky lass?
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Sara, with an "a."
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Yeah, dad. You know Sara.
She's Danny's sister.
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Oh, right, the bigot!
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You... you know?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm used to it.
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You know, your mother
[Chuckles] she gets racial.
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Oy, give her a snoot full, my God.
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- Oh, she has it in for the Irish.
- Dad, what is the point?
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We all have flaws, all I'm saying.
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All my flaws together don't equal racism.
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Jim, it's okay to want
more out of your life.
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But you're at the danger point
of having too much freedom.
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You get so set in your ways
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you'll never gonna have
any meaning in your life.
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You lucky bastard, you.
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[Sighs] Where you taking her?
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Uh, I'm hoping that she'll
be happy to stay here.
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Oh.
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So I can keep the date
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in a controlled environment
where it's... white.
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Good thinking. But do not watch television.
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There's an inordinate amount of commercials
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featuring Afro-Americans.
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The ratio is way out of proportion
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to their actual existence in the populace.
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[Knocks on door] What's out
of proportion in the populace?
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- Well, the coloreds.
- Hey!
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- Hey!
- Sara's here!
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Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in.
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Okay, Sara, this is, uh, Walt, obviously.
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You know Steve.
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- Billy.
- Hi, Sara.
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Hi.
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Sara, have you ever met... Ramona?
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Yes, we've met. Hello.
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Hi.
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Well, what do you say, guys? Let's go!
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Go on our pub crawl!
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Yeah, Ramona. You're coming with us, right?
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I'll never turn down a drink.
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Pub crawl! Wahoo! Yay!
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Ramona? Ramona, you're coming with us.
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There you go. You get a free drink on me.
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We have a kitchen here. All right.
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Billy: Hey, give me a shot.
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Walter: Yeah, good call. Good call.
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How about, uh, three...
no, four jaegermeisters?
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And another good call.
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Yes, jaegermeister! Ha...
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This guy looks like Todd.
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Shut up, Ste...
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Wow! He does look like Todd!
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Son, any man who takes
a woman off your hands
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is doing you a favor.
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Not Todd, dad.
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Not Todd.
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[Knocks on door]
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Gah, ge... go... food.
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Mnh!
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All right.
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- $26.44.
- Hey. All right.
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Yeah, you keep that change there.
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Hey, hey. Yeah.
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Who was that?
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Uh, delivery... guy.
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This guy keeps looking at me.
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Billy: Huh?
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Ah, shit.
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Steve's got the gaze.
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Walter: Yeah, you're right.
Well, I'm a peaceful guy.
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But if you want to crack
him one, you go right ahead.
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- I got your back.
- Me too.
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Billy: No, no. Stop encouraging him.
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You got a problem?
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Problem? Nope.
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Yeah? You're gonna have a problem.
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- Oh, yeah?
- A big problem.
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- Why?
- Because you're looking at me.
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Me, too.
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I'm looking at you 'cause
you're looking at me.
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- Which came first?
- Nobody knows.
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Can I piss now?
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Yeah, you go piss.
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Yeah. Go make pee-pee with
your little girly vajayjay.
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[Laughs]
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Sara.
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You're... so beautiful.
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It... um...
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I, um... This is hard for me.
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I've been wanting to say
this to you for a while,
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and I just haven't gotten
the guts up to say it.
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The other day, when we
were walking along the pier,
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and we kissed, and...
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Stop. I think I know what you're gonna say.
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Oh, good.
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And I felt it, too.
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I think about you all the time.
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And I know it's crazy and
really, really fast, but...
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we have this huge thing in common...
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Yeah, but...
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This thing that nobody understands.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Todd.
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- Hey. Hey.
- Don't... don't touch me.
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- Hey, dude. You're Todd.
- I'm not Todd. I don't know who Todd is.
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This is not gonna end well.
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You saying you don't know who I?
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You took my wife and my kid... Ow! Ohh!
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I don't know who Todd is!
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Oh, you better kill me.
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What are you doing?!
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Simmer down, Oprah!
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Who are you calling Oprah?!
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Ramona, I got it.
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Ow!
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Call me Oprah!
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Give me some of that!
Give me that! You're Todd!
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Sara, I... I...
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[Cellphone vibrating]
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I'm sorry.
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[All grunting]
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You hit my dad!
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We had a fight. Um, we got a problem.
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Call me back. Hang it up.
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Try it again.
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And the way you care for Billy...
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[Cellphone vibrating] Well, that's...
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you got to accept people for what they are.
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Son of a bitch!
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[Both grunt]
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Ramona: Ooh!
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- [Chuckles]
- You all right?
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Let's eat this food before it gets cold.
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Yes, okay. What have we got here?
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Huh, chink food delivered by a beaner.
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Only in L.A.
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[Cellphone vibrating]
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But me hungry long time. Ahhh.
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Yep.
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Drunk
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Drunk
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Drunk
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[Horns honking]
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What are you looking at?!
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You never seen somebody in a wheelchair?!
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- Get out of the road!
- Oh, screw you!
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Asshole.
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[Siren chirps]
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Oh, no.
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Hey, what are you doing in
the middle of the street?
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[Chuckling] The sidewalk
has too many cracks in it.
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I'm on my way home to blink
out a letter to my congressman.
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[Laughs]
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You been drinking?
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Yes, sir, I have.
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Okay, well, I got to ask you to pull over.
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I got to give you a citation.
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Okay, I'll pull over,
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but got to warn you, I may shit myself.
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Okay.
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Look, let's just make
this a warning, all right?
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Okay.
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Please get your ass out of the street.
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00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:24,562
[Chuckling] I'm going home right now.
267
00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:25,980
Thank you for your service, officer.
268
00:09:26,031 --> 00:09:28,232
Drunk
269
00:09:35,119 --> 00:09:37,503
Look at you. Big men, are we?
270
00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:39,622
Come on. Get your stuff.
271
00:09:39,673 --> 00:09:41,791
Jim: I don't have time to
be picking you idiots up.
272
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,593
I was having a lovely night at home.
273
00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,961
She s-say anything racist yet?
274
00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:46,495
Ramona: What?
275
00:09:46,547 --> 00:09:50,016
The chick da... he's dating a racist girl.
276
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,334
You're dating her?
277
00:09:52,386 --> 00:09:55,605
She's not a racist. She's just uneducated.
278
00:09:55,672 --> 00:09:57,273
You know, maybe she
says a few stupid things
279
00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:00,810
from time to time, but,
you know, she's harmless.
280
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,645
Come on, Jim.
281
00:10:02,696 --> 00:10:05,181
Why don't you just grow
a pair and admit the fact
282
00:10:05,232 --> 00:10:07,900
that you're ignoring it
because you want to tap that?
283
00:10:07,985 --> 00:10:10,486
If you really must know,
it's playing on my mind.
284
00:10:10,537 --> 00:10:11,821
Well, it should.
285
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,489
'Cause it's far from harmless.
286
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,908
Yeah, I know.
287
00:10:15,993 --> 00:10:18,411
When I was a little girl
growing up in Macon, Georgia,
288
00:10:18,495 --> 00:10:20,863
all I wanted was to play the first chair
289
00:10:20,914 --> 00:10:22,665
in the middle school orchestra.
290
00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:25,385
But I didn't get it.
291
00:10:25,469 --> 00:10:27,553
And I went to go talk to the teacher.
292
00:10:27,638 --> 00:10:29,305
When I was coming around the corner,
293
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,373
and I heard her say to another teacher,
294
00:10:31,425 --> 00:10:34,010
"There's no way that
some little nigger girl's
295
00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:35,261
gonna play first chair for me."
296
00:10:37,264 --> 00:10:40,099
I'm sorry, Ramona.
297
00:10:40,184 --> 00:10:42,602
I get it. I really do.
298
00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,072
I bet they gave it to an Asian kid.
299
00:10:47,991 --> 00:10:50,076
[Chuckles]
300
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,195
Bed.
301
00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:53,246
Sara?
302
00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:55,081
Sara: I'm in your bedroom.
303
00:10:55,165 --> 00:10:57,200
You got to talk to her, Jim.
304
00:10:57,251 --> 00:11:00,286
Yeah, she's right, Jim.
You know she's right.
305
00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,905
Hey, Ramona, let's go have
a nightcap in the yard, huh?
306
00:11:02,956 --> 00:11:05,208
You know, that sounds like a good idea.
307
00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:08,544
Hey. You've got to stand up to her.
308
00:11:08,595 --> 00:11:09,846
Tell her she's a racist.
309
00:11:09,913 --> 00:11:12,248
Shh! She's just in there, okay?
310
00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:14,016
You got to tell her.
311
00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:15,885
Can't we all just get along?
312
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,971
Yeah, okay. Now you're quoting Rodney King.
313
00:11:19,056 --> 00:11:20,640
Sara, can you come out here, please?
314
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:21,808
We need to talk.
315
00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:28,364
Ohh. I'm sort of done
talking for the night.
316
00:11:31,485 --> 00:11:34,770
Okay.
317
00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:39,659
Oh, geez.
318
00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:40,877
Yeah, no one wants to see that.
319
00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,411
You don't want a photo?
320
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,113
[Chuckles]
321
00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:45,548
Sorry about that.
322
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:46,615
Thank you for last night.
323
00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,469
No, thank you.
324
00:11:49,553 --> 00:11:51,954
That was fun. Call me later.
325
00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:54,640
- Yeah, you'll be lucky.
- Bah.
326
00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:58,427
You got any gatorade?
My electrolytes are low.
327
00:11:58,479 --> 00:11:59,628
Here, drink this.
328
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,265
It's close enough, I guess.
329
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:03,799
Did you do it, man? Did you get laid?
330
00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:05,902
Can you... got to use a glass.
331
00:12:05,969 --> 00:12:07,403
Come on. Seriously.
332
00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:09,322
[Groans] They're all dirty.
333
00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:10,639
So you like her?
334
00:12:10,691 --> 00:12:13,359
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I really do.
335
00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,644
I was hoping she was gonna be bad in bed,
336
00:12:15,696 --> 00:12:17,029
but she's excellent sex.
337
00:12:17,114 --> 00:12:20,500
So, that's a shame.
338
00:12:20,584 --> 00:12:23,286
Remember that dog we had that
only barked at black people?
339
00:12:23,337 --> 00:12:26,655
Blackie. I loved Blackie.
340
00:12:26,707 --> 00:12:28,124
He just didn't know any black people.
341
00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:30,826
Yeah, we... we got Blackie
used to black people.
342
00:12:30,878 --> 00:12:32,094
Uh, I don't follow.
343
00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:33,713
What we do is
344
00:12:33,797 --> 00:12:36,182
we just get Sara to hang out
with some people of color,
345
00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:37,600
and eventually she'll realize
she's off base in this.
346
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,268
That's what I was saying.
347
00:12:39,336 --> 00:12:41,187
This is a great idea
I've just had... Blackie.
348
00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:42,889
No, that's my idea.
349
00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:44,524
Yeah, but who do we get
to hang out with her?
350
00:12:44,608 --> 00:12:46,142
- Ramona.
- No, we can't use Ramona.
351
00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:47,109
[Knocks on door]
352
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,194
Janice: Walter!
353
00:12:48,278 --> 00:12:50,112
Oh, God.
354
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:51,898
Walter! I know you're there,
because your car is in front!
355
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,115
Take your own advice, all right?
356
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,683
You stand up for yourself. Retired man.
357
00:12:54,735 --> 00:12:56,786
- Don't let her push you around.
- Steve! Open this door.
358
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,955
Hi, mom. Ow!
359
00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,791
What the hell happened to your eye?
360
00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:03,543
Bar fight.
361
00:13:03,627 --> 00:13:05,328
Well, of course, because
you were drinking with Jim.
362
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,712
Not drinking with me.
363
00:13:06,797 --> 00:13:08,214
I was home, having sex with a racist.
364
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,882
He was out with me, okay?
365
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,417
- Great!
- Ow! Headache!
366
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:12,001
By the way, the save and
sell called this morning.
367
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,336
Oh, yeah?
368
00:13:13,387 --> 00:13:15,338
They said that they want their vest back
369
00:13:15,389 --> 00:13:17,223
because you walked out
with it when you were fired!
370
00:13:17,307 --> 00:13:18,224
Fired?
371
00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:19,541
Nah, he's retired.
372
00:13:19,593 --> 00:13:21,477
Yeah, well, not so much.
373
00:13:21,544 --> 00:13:24,096
We will have this
discussion when we get home!
374
00:13:25,349 --> 00:13:26,766
No.
375
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,100
I'm sorry. What?
376
00:13:28,185 --> 00:13:29,068
I'm not going in any car.
377
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:30,653
I'm not doing any more talking.
378
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,439
I'm staying right here with Jim and Steve!
379
00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:34,890
Sorry, that's not an option.
380
00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:37,559
Yeah, I know. This place
is small enough already.
381
00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:40,613
I've been putting up with your
crap for 38 years now, woman.
382
00:13:40,697 --> 00:13:43,282
I'm going to live my life, just like Jim.
383
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,451
And a little better than Steve.
384
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:48,671
Well, you have said your piece.
385
00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:49,956
Have fun, boys.
386
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,709
[Chuckles] Goodbye.
387
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,262
[Chuckles]
388
00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:57,763
[Chuckles]
389
00:13:57,848 --> 00:13:59,799
Oh, look. She forgot the vest.
390
00:13:59,883 --> 00:14:00,800
What a dope.
391
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,418
I've never seen her happy.
392
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:03,769
It's like she knows something.
393
00:14:03,854 --> 00:14:05,721
Billy: Guys, I need to go to the bathroom!
394
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,273
- Not it.
- Not it!
395
00:14:07,357 --> 00:14:09,058
[Cheers and applause]
396
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:09,942
All right, guys. Thank you very much.
397
00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:12,194
Alan.
398
00:14:12,262 --> 00:14:14,063
Hey, Jim Jefferies.
399
00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:15,281
- What's up, bro?
- Hey.
400
00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,782
Hey, man.
401
00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,535
That was good, funny
stuff. I really liked it.
402
00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:22,038
Thanks, man. Uh, how you doing?
403
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:24,624
- All right.
- Yeah?
404
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,659
We never hang out that much, do we?
405
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:28,577
We should hang out more.
We should have beers.
406
00:14:28,629 --> 00:14:29,611
Let's do it.
407
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,831
Have a beer.
408
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:34,383
All right.
409
00:14:34,451 --> 00:14:37,053
I have a girl coming who I'm seeing.
410
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,288
And would it be all right if she joined us?
411
00:14:39,339 --> 00:14:41,841
Ohh. Okay. Yeah, I get it.
412
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:43,792
Does she, like, have any, like,
cute, little, white girlfriends
413
00:14:43,844 --> 00:14:44,644
that want some black dick?
414
00:14:44,728 --> 00:14:46,628
No, that hasn't come up.
415
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,963
Hey.
416
00:14:48,015 --> 00:14:50,733
Hi.
417
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,018
Mmm. You look great.
418
00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:53,903
- Oh, thank you.
- This is my friend Al.
419
00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,304
Al, this is Sara.
420
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:56,638
Sara. It's a pleasure to meet you.
421
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,858
- Mnh-mnh-mnh.
- You, too.
422
00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:02,478
So, um, Al is a comedian, just did a show,
423
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:04,613
and, um, we were just talking.
424
00:15:04,665 --> 00:15:06,165
Great.
425
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:09,452
Yeah, so I was hoping that
the two of you would meet.
426
00:15:09,503 --> 00:15:11,337
You know, get to know each other.
427
00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:13,589
You might get along.
428
00:15:13,656 --> 00:15:15,207
I think that you two
would really get along...
429
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:17,927
if, uh, you just got to
know each other, you know?
430
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:21,663
Feel each other out, see if there's a vibe.
431
00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:23,382
Hmm.
432
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,634
Al here is one of the
best comics I've ever seen.
433
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,169
Tremendous comedian.
He's one of my favorites.
434
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,554
I'm his favorite nigga.
435
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,272
- [Laughs nervously]
- Ask anybody in this bar.
436
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:33,943
I'm going go to the ladies'
room and grab a drink.
437
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,394
- You guys good?
- I'll take a beer.
438
00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:36,845
- Of course.
- I'm fine.
439
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:39,181
Uhh.
440
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:42,618
Dude, relax, man. I get it now, dude.
441
00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:44,403
- Oh, God, you do?
- Yeah.
442
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:46,706
She got a black-guy
fantasy, right, you know?
443
00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,624
You want to bang her
with me, or, I don't know,
444
00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:50,526
if you're freaky like that,
just watch me bang her.
445
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:51,577
I mean, I'll put on a show.
446
00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:54,080
No, it's not. The thing is...
447
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:55,297
Jim, spit it out, man,
'cause that was weird as shit.
448
00:15:55,365 --> 00:15:56,716
She's a racist.
449
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,384
She's what?!
450
00:15:58,468 --> 00:15:59,868
But I like her, so...
451
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,138
and she's got other good qualities.
452
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:04,640
So, I was thinking if
I introduced her to you,
453
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:06,175
then she would get used to black folk.
454
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,709
So, your plan is to indoctrinate her
455
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,512
like you would do a damn dog on the street?
456
00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:13,232
Ahh, wh... that was the plan, yes.
457
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,384
You cannot date racist pussy, man!
458
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,686
Now, you can screw the hell
out of some racist pussy,
459
00:16:17,738 --> 00:16:19,221
but you can't date it!
460
00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:21,223
Because that's gonna make you a racist.
461
00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:23,359
- But I can screw racist pussy?
- Yes!
462
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:26,912
You can screw all kind of
terrible, horrible pussy.
463
00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:29,582
You just don't date it. Think about it.
464
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,200
Casey Anthony, Jodi Arias.
465
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,335
I'd love to have sex with them.
466
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,704
Fine-ass pussy. But you don't date 'em!
467
00:16:35,756 --> 00:16:37,757
Women date horrible people all the time.
468
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:39,258
Women date men on death row.
469
00:16:39,342 --> 00:16:41,010
That's the difference.
470
00:16:41,077 --> 00:16:44,096
Women date horrible, terrible people,
471
00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:45,431
men screw terrible people.
472
00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:47,466
That's true. I've had a lot of girlfriends.
473
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,101
What's the difference, though?
474
00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:51,103
They don't become killers
or racist, Jim... we do.
475
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:52,805
Mm-hmm. We do.
476
00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:54,723
Now, quick question for
you... where are your nuts?
477
00:16:54,775 --> 00:16:55,891
They're in my pants.
478
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:57,276
Are you a man or a woman?
479
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,927
I'm a man. That answers it.
480
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,029
You gotta dump that racist pussy.
481
00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,063
I gotta dump that racist pussy.
482
00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:02,398
Dump it right now. Dump it.
483
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:03,649
As soon as she comes back, dump it.
484
00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:04,600
When she comes back, I'm gonna dump it.
485
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:06,118
- Here we go.
- Hey.
486
00:17:06,203 --> 00:17:08,103
All right. Here we go.
487
00:17:08,155 --> 00:17:10,372
Your boyfriend just said you're a racist.
488
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,373
- Ahhh...
- What?!
489
00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:14,293
- I never...
- No, I'm...
490
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:16,796
- Jim?
- I never said you were ra... liar!
491
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,780
You just said it. Oh, now
the black man's a liar.
492
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,132
[Groans]
493
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:21,967
See, the thing is, you're just...
494
00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:25,787
you're, you know, you just blah
out racists words all the time.
495
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:28,007
And this is how you talk to me about it?
496
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,124
- Yeah.
- Using him?
497
00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:30,559
- Yeah, well...
- Damn.
498
00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,478
Don't call him "him."
That won't help things.
499
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,263
You might as well just call him the N-word
500
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,981
and be done with it.
501
00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,901
Look, I think you're great, you know?
502
00:17:38,968 --> 00:17:40,802
You're sweet, you're
kind, you're beautiful...
503
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,238
She's also a racist.
504
00:17:42,305 --> 00:17:44,490
But she took care of her dying brother
505
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:45,941
for years, you know?
506
00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:47,443
But he is right, you're a racist.
507
00:17:47,494 --> 00:17:51,163
I'm sorry. It's just the way I was raised.
508
00:17:51,248 --> 00:17:53,449
My dad is really racist.
509
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,501
- But was your mama?
- No.
510
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:56,869
- What'd I tell you?
- Hey, look.
511
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,154
Sara, as nice as you are,
512
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:01,540
I don't think we should go out anymore.
513
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,960
So, that's it, Jim?
514
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:06,295
Yep. That's it.
515
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,380
I'm sorry, Sara. That's it.
516
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,683
[Scoffs]
517
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:11,717
That's my beer.
518
00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,168
No, it's mine.
519
00:18:16,609 --> 00:18:17,976
[Whistling]
520
00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:19,595
[Teapot whistling]
521
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:25,751
I miss racist pussy.
522
00:18:25,802 --> 00:18:27,770
- You need to talk to dad.
- Why?
523
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:30,523
I love him to pieces,
but he's driving me nuts.
524
00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:32,691
He takes forever in the bathroom,
525
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:36,278
his special tea smells like
ass, and he whistles constantly.
526
00:18:36,363 --> 00:18:38,480
There's a reason mom made him
live in a tent in the backyard.
527
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:39,648
You got to tell him to go home, Jim.
528
00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:41,433
Why me, though?
529
00:18:41,484 --> 00:18:42,601
- It's your fault that he's here!
- Talk to him.
530
00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:45,454
[Whistling continues]
531
00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:46,906
Hey, guys.
532
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:48,541
Hey, Walter.
533
00:18:48,608 --> 00:18:50,275
I was thinking...
534
00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:51,443
I was thinking, too.
535
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:54,163
I... I've spent my whole life
536
00:18:54,247 --> 00:18:56,966
under the tyrannical rule of Janice.
537
00:18:57,050 --> 00:18:59,885
I worked my tail off, raised my sons,
538
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,837
and pretty much raised you, too, Jimmy.
539
00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:05,474
You know, maybe we're not as
successful as we want to be
540
00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:09,845
and we all have problems, sure, some huge,
541
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:13,399
but when you guys invited
me to stay here with you...
542
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:14,483
Not invited, exactly
543
00:19:14,568 --> 00:19:15,901
It just showed me
544
00:19:15,969 --> 00:19:17,653
that, you know, no matter what happens,
545
00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:21,073
when the chips are down,
my boys have my back.
546
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,943
So, thank you, guys.
547
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:27,529
Jim, what were you thinking?
548
00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:30,115
I... I was thinking,
549
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:31,817
um...
550
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:36,589
I could sleep on the couch.
551
00:19:36,656 --> 00:19:39,675
You could... you could
have my room if you wanted.
552
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:41,510
Ah, Jimmy. [Chuckles]
553
00:19:41,595 --> 00:19:45,547
Geez, that is such a kind...
554
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:46,832
What a guy.
555
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,834
Good night, Walter.
556
00:19:48,885 --> 00:19:50,769
Alan: If a chick is super fine,
557
00:19:50,837 --> 00:19:52,972
we'll put up with way more of her shit.
558
00:19:53,023 --> 00:19:55,024
Think about how that applies to
the worst person ever in life.
559
00:19:55,108 --> 00:19:56,191
Like, think about Adolf Hitler.
560
00:19:56,276 --> 00:19:58,143
[Laughs]
561
00:19:58,194 --> 00:19:59,061
It'd be world leaders talking
to each other like, "look, man.
562
00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:00,679
"We got to stop Hitler, man,
563
00:20:00,730 --> 00:20:02,314
"but that bitch look like
she could suck some dick.
564
00:20:02,365 --> 00:20:04,182
Let's get real." [Laughter]
565
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,901
Guys, this has been Al
Jackson. Thank y'all!
566
00:20:05,986 --> 00:20:07,620
Have a good night! Thank you so much!
567
00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:08,654
Drive safe!
568
00:20:08,705 --> 00:20:11,490
[Cheers and applause]
569
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:13,325
- Hi, Sara.
- Hi, Jim.
570
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:16,211
I want to apologize.
571
00:20:16,296 --> 00:20:17,579
You were right.
572
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,748
- I was right?
- Yeah.
573
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:24,066
I've been... working
on some of my attitudes
574
00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:26,034
and taking a look at a lot of things.
575
00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:28,904
Ah, this is great. I...
576
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:30,072
I have missed you.
577
00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:31,907
I'm dating Al.
578
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:33,308
You're dating who now?
579
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:34,910
Yo, Jim. What up, man?
580
00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:37,846
- Hey, baby. Hey, bring it on in.
- Hey.
581
00:20:37,914 --> 00:20:39,047
- Bitch, go wait in the car.
- Uh!
582
00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:40,082
[Chuckles]
583
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:41,249
[Hand slaps]
584
00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:42,751
You don't have to hit her.
585
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:43,985
- Gonna have fun with that later.
- Both: Mnh!
586
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:45,454
What is this?
587
00:20:45,521 --> 00:20:47,628
You said you couldn't date racist pussy.
588
00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:49,768
Jim, I'm not dating her!
589
00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:50,898
I'm screwing her.
590
00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:52,788
Remember what I said?
591
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,563
Women screw terrible people.
592
00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:55,864
You're a terrible person.
593
00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:56,875
For sure!
594
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,417
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the stage Jim Jefferies!
595
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,601
Have a good set.
596
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:01,244
[Applause]
597
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:09,644
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