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[Dramatic music playing]
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[Water running]
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Oh, man.
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Woman: Hello!
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[Beep]
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Who are you?
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Who are you?
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I've lost everything.
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You haven't lost me.
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- Don't move!
- Aah!
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[Cellphone rings]
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Ah, shit!
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[Beep]
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Jim's mom: Hello? Jim?
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Jimmy?
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N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
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Shit!
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Shit!
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Oh, wow.
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This is gonna kill Jim.
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[Door opens]
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[Remote beeps] Dude, push
"Play." I want to see the end.
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- He's coming.
- So?
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Ah, phone's stuffed.
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Having a wank in the
shower. Bloody mom calls.
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- I drop it in the toilet.
- Ah, mothers...
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ruining masturbation
since the dawn of time.
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Try it without using porn.
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What? And use my imagination?
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What are you watching?
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"Red Moon Over Odessa."
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I can't believe you're watching
the movie I was fired from!
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And it's really good, Jim.
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It's awesome.
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How'd you even get this?
This is still in the cinema.
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Look, Jim, just 'cause you tried
to rape your co-star and got fired
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doesn't mean that we should
be deprived of entertainment.
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I never raped that girl.
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All I did was make a joke
about raping that girl
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after she implied that
I was gonna rape her,
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then I made it look like I was raping her.
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But I never raped that girl!
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Enjoy your stupid little movie.
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It's not stupid, Jim. It's brilliant.
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Yeah? Well, I'm going to "Loveline,"
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and you two aren't invited anymore.
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That's right... invitation revoked.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, bummer.
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Okay, let's recap.
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Peggy dumps Jim, Jim
loses a major movie role,
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then Jim drops his phone in the
toilet while trying to jerk off.
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'Cause his mom called.
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Jimmy's on a bad-luck run, yo.
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That is a bad-luck run.
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You know what I'm gonna do right now is...
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I'm gonna walk to my car.
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Right? Then I'm gonna
drive my car to "Loveline,"
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where you're both not going.
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I'm gonna do it through
the power in my legs, Billy.
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Left foot, right foot. Left foot,
right foot. Left foot, right foot.
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I'm walking, you spacker.
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- Don't worry, Jim!
- [Door closes]
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Award-winning movie roles
come along every day!
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You're on fire, my little spacker.
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Push "Play."
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[Remote beeps]
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[Gunshots]
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- Oh! [Laughing]
- Oh, no.
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All right, next call here on
"Loveline" is Mikey from Seattle.
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Mikey, hello.
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Mikey: Hi. Look, yeah.
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I have this, like, weird
growth thing on my dick.
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[Laughter]
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Hey, Mikey... uh, Mikey,
you're on the radio, my friend.
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Let's use proper medical
terminology... "penis."
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You've got the HPV virus. It's very common.
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90% of people in America
have this condition.
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Uh, listen, Mikey, I don't
know about Jim's numbers.
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90%? Really?
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Pretty accurate.
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You got to see a doctor. You
got to get that HPV vaccine.
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You've got to wear a
condom, my friend, all right?
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Yeah, use a condom when you're not drunk.
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Who uses them when they're drunk?
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Even when you're drunk.
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Which is weird because that's when
you have sex with the sluttier girls
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that you probably should use them.
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Even when you're drunk.
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Right, you know, but you're drunk, though.
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We actually have to take a break.
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Don't go anywhere. This is "Loveline."
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Man: Critics agree "Red Moon Over Odessa"
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is this year's masterpiece.
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Hey, you guys heard about
all the buzz on this film?
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I guess the guy who was cast in the lead
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is gonna be in the next "Star Wars."
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Well, who'd want that role?
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"Star Wars"?
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Well, they ruined Ewan
McGregor, the last few.
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Those weren't good movies.
You wouldn't want that.
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I heard that the actress
in this film was, uh, like,
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nearly raped by some douchebag...
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- another actor, yeah.
- What?!
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And then she used that experience
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to take herself to an emotional place
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that she'd never been before.
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Nearly. Nearly raped.
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Didn't actually rape her, did he?
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So... probably helped her acting,
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so she should probably thank him.
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Dude, that is dark, even for you.
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Catherwood: Welcome back to "Loveline."
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Jim Jefferies, what do you have
coming up soon that we can plug?
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Nothing at the moment, but, you know...
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nothing at the moment.
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Okay. Uh, our next caller
here on "Loveline" is Patty.
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Patty in Seattle, hello.
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- Patty: Hi, Dr. Drew. Am I on the radio?
- Yeah.
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So, I was dating this
guy. His name was... Tim.
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He would constantly masturbate...
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like, all of the time.
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Like, he was really, really into porn,
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and, like, he would masturbate
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before sex constantly.
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Uh, may... maybe he was a gentleman,
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and he was trying to last longer for you,
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for your pleasure.
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On an airplane, like, in the bathroom.
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Airplanes?
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Long-haul flights...
you got to break them up.
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Oh, and he would constantly
ask for threesomes.
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Can't hate a guy for asking.
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Patty, do you have a question?
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I'm thinking about calling him.
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[Laughs] Dr. Drew: Oh, no, no, Patty.
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No, no, no, no. Come on.
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Listen, this guy sounds like a dick.
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- Penis. A penis.
- Medical term.
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- Tim sounds like a penis.
- Yeah.
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Not only that, but he
has a lot of the hallmarks
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of sexual addiction.
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Aw, come on. That's not
even really a thing, is it?
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Jim, yeah, it is a real thing.
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It's different than a healthy sex drive...
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people that really cannot
manage their sexual desires.
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But everyone enjoys sex, so, by definition,
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everyone's obsessed with
it, so, by definition,
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we're all sex addicts.
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Patty, this guy's not gonna be
able to have a healthy relationship
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with you or anybody
until he gets some help.
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He was proud of it.
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Like, there was the
glory hole in Frankfurt,
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the threesome in Lincoln, Nebraska,
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like, multiple prostitutes.
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Oh! Oh! A transvestite in South Africa.
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Catherwood: Whoa! Whoa,
Africa. Patty, come on.
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Hey, uh, Africa's a no-no,
absolutely. Even south.
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And, Patty, you were actually
having sex with this guy?
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Can... can we move on now?
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And he cheated on me with this woman,
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and you know what he did?
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He stuffed her, like, alive into a suitcase
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and then drove her around
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in the trunk of his
stupid orange penis car.
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That car's a classic!
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Right?!
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The transvestite was in Thailand!
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It's me, Jim. It's Peggy.
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Oh, really?! Peggy! Oh!
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Catherwood: Wait, wait,
wait, wait. You know Jim?
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Yeah, Peggy's my ex-girlfriend.
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[Laughing] Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Yes! This is you she's talking about?
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What are you doing, Peggy?
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Yeah, I just called so that you would know
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that touring the country and bedding
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random women is a sad
and pathetic way to live.
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Then why do I remember smiling so much
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and all my friends high-fiving me?
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Screw you, Jim. You know what?
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Never call me again.
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You called me...
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- in public!
- You're a dick!
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Penis! Radio... term.
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Do you have to stand
up to use a glory hole?
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It really depends which
side of the hole you're on.
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You sure you want to do this?
You really want to go here?
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Sure.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Catherwood: Should we give him the test?
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All right, Jim, let's do a quiz here.
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[Chuckles] All right?
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This is really gonna help us determine
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whether you have sexual addiction.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Do you need greater
variety, increased frequency,
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or more extreme sexual activities
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to achieve the same level
of excitement or pleasure?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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When was the last time you masturbated?
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[Laughs]
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- Like an hour ago.
- An hour ago.
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- Just before I came to this show.
- [Laughs]
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Does pornography occupy
large amounts of your time?
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- Yes.
- Definitely.
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Jim: We've been over this.
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I have a lot of free time.
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- He has nothing going on.
- Comedian.
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Does each new relationship
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have the same destructive
pattern as the last?
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Well, yes. I'm single.
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So, yes, none of them have worked out.
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So there's...
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can I have...
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Here we go. Uh, yes...
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Yes... Yes.
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- "No" to 8.
- Oh, animals are safe.
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Then "yes" to 9.
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I'm starting to feel a little bad for him.
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I think you need to think about going
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to a sex addicts anonymous meeting.
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I just don't know if that's for me, really.
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Well, listen, I'm gonna write down
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the address of a great meeting.
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The guy that runs it is terrific.
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- Everyone loves him.
- All right.
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So, you sure I've got a problem?
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- Jim.
- Yeah?
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- Go or don't go.
- Mm-hmm.
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But do me this one favor...
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see how long you can go
without looking at porn.
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- Okay. Well...
- Okay.
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I haven't... not since I dropped my phone.
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- Think about it.
- All right.
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Steve: If there is such
a thing as sex addiction,
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you got it for sure, dude.
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Don't worry about my addictions.
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Worry about your own bloody addictions.
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Hey, I'm going through some stuff here.
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Georgia just took Emily off to Cincinnati
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with "Todd the knob."
I got to self-medicate.
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"Todd" and "knob" don't rhyme.
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It's close enough.
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"Self-medicating." What came
first... the chicken or the egg?
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Yeah, I might be an
alcoholic, but so are you.
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I think we're talking about
sex addiction, not alcoholism.
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- Completely different meaning.
- Well, you're definitely a sex addict.
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- Nathan, come here.
- Steve: Yeah, there's no way you're gonna be able to give up porn.
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- Clerk: I'm sorry.
- Jim: I will.
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No way! You love porn!
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Can we please stop talking about porn?
254
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You know when we talk about it,
255
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I want to do something, and... I can't,
256
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unless one of you guys wants
to jerk me off every night.
257
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I've already done it.
258
00:08:37,265 --> 00:08:38,747
It's not that bad. I
wouldn't do it again, though.
259
00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,579
- Clerk: I am so sorry.
- You guys get to be addicted to stuff. I don't.
260
00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:42,713
Like, say I wanted to be
super-addicted to crank.
261
00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:43,994
I'd tie off your arm.
262
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Then I'd shoot you so full of crank
263
00:08:45,745 --> 00:08:48,094
that your skinny, little, frail, weak heart
264
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would literally explode.
265
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- That's nice.
- Woman: Nathan, come on.
266
00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,652
- Mommy, what's crank?
- [Sighs]
267
00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,850
You're meant to smoke it.
You don't have to sh...
268
00:08:55,876 --> 00:08:57,442
I'm sorry about them.
269
00:08:57,562 --> 00:08:58,820
Hiya.
270
00:08:58,822 --> 00:09:01,231
- I need a new phone.
- What happened to this one?
271
00:09:01,265 --> 00:09:02,729
- Uh...
- Tell her, Jim.
272
00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,725
I dropped that in the toilet.
273
00:09:06,268 --> 00:09:07,615
How did you do that?
274
00:09:08,946 --> 00:09:11,499
I, um... I'm a disabled carer.
275
00:09:11,501 --> 00:09:13,468
I take care of him...
276
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And him.
277
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,399
It's not the easiest of jobs, though.
278
00:09:16,519 --> 00:09:18,252
I was carrying him over to the toilet.
279
00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:20,585
It fell out of my pocket,
through his little legs.
280
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,576
[Imitates splashing]
281
00:09:21,578 --> 00:09:24,160
In the water, phone broke.
Put that down, will you?
282
00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,610
Ow! Why?
283
00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:29,164
Do I have insurance on that... that phone?
284
00:09:29,185 --> 00:09:30,318
[Keyboard clacking]
285
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,586
No.
286
00:09:31,588 --> 00:09:33,342
Aw. 'Cause I need it to call their doctors.
287
00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:34,355
[Groans]
288
00:09:34,357 --> 00:09:35,656
But let me see what I can do.
289
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,912
[Keyboard clacking]
290
00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:41,788
Great job, Billy...
playing the cripple card.
291
00:09:41,908 --> 00:09:43,758
Great parking, free phone.
292
00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,165
How do I block porn on this?
293
00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:48,306
Let's stop talking about porn.
I've had a hard-on all day.
294
00:09:48,426 --> 00:09:50,217
From now on, just using my imagination.
295
00:09:50,242 --> 00:09:51,767
You're never gonna be able to do this.
296
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,032
I can still jerk off. Just can't use porn.
297
00:09:54,152 --> 00:09:55,376
Yeah, good luck.
298
00:09:55,378 --> 00:09:58,529
Jim: Okay, imagination.
299
00:09:59,102 --> 00:10:04,146
All right, there's a girl
with big tits kneeling down.
300
00:10:04,356 --> 00:10:08,053
Five guys walk in...
different nationalities.
301
00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:11,177
Yeah, what are you gonna
do with all those cocks?
302
00:10:11,297 --> 00:10:13,127
Oh, you're gonna cry.
303
00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:15,296
[Scoffs]
304
00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:16,597
[Sighs]
305
00:10:19,127 --> 00:10:21,802
[Breathing deeply]
306
00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:27,381
- [Woman moaning]
- [Steve moaning]
307
00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:32,380
[Groaning loudly]
308
00:10:36,947 --> 00:10:41,166
Okay. "Baby... Sitters."
309
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:45,814
[Girl moaning]
310
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:49,722
A normal-sized penis just
wouldn't do it for me.
311
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:54,134
I crave... huge ones.
312
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,338
Bigger, the better.
313
00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:57,157
I'm like a gutter rat.
314
00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:58,732
And...
315
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,410
I am trying not to cheat, but...
316
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,278
I love big dicks.
317
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,746
Always will.
318
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,964
Thank you, Tess. That's lovely. Good.
319
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,584
[Applause]
320
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,038
Yes, Fred. You'd like to share?
321
00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,000
Yeah. Uh, I'm Fred.
322
00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:15,347
All: Hi, Fred!
323
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,558
Uh, my wife doesn't, uh, trust me.
324
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,186
- Jim: Jenny.
- I've... I've let her down...
325
00:11:19,228 --> 00:11:20,361
So many times. Jim Jefferies.
326
00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:21,596
Shh.
327
00:11:24,019 --> 00:11:26,731
Babysitters, secretaries...
328
00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,935
Her sister.
329
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,905
I'm desperate to keep my family
330
00:11:29,947 --> 00:11:31,783
and so grateful for these meetings.
331
00:11:31,903 --> 00:11:34,596
I'm just taking it one day at a time.
332
00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,410
I love my wife.
333
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,545
Dave: Thank you, Fred.
334
00:11:37,547 --> 00:11:38,587
[Applause]
335
00:11:38,707 --> 00:11:40,398
Someone else?
336
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,074
Yes, Jenny.
337
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,072
Uh, hi, everyone. I'm Jenny.
338
00:11:45,097 --> 00:11:47,362
- All: Hi, Jenny!
- Jim: Hey L.A.
339
00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:50,491
And... I'm a sex addict.
340
00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:52,988
I think at my worst,
341
00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:55,952
I'd get drunk and sleep with anyone.
342
00:11:56,072 --> 00:11:58,630
And I mean... anyone.
343
00:11:59,434 --> 00:12:01,442
- I was ruining my life.
- It was me.
344
00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:03,825
I mean, I think my worst moment
345
00:12:03,945 --> 00:12:07,463
was when I ended up in
the trunk of a guy's car...
346
00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,244
in a suitcase.
347
00:12:11,246 --> 00:12:12,938
I'm actually really not comfortable
348
00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:15,094
talking about this today, so, um,
349
00:12:15,287 --> 00:12:16,652
that's all I'm gonna share for now.
350
00:12:16,772 --> 00:12:18,952
- Dave: Thank you, Jenny.
- [Applause]
351
00:12:19,246 --> 00:12:22,490
I see we have a new member
of our group here tonight.
352
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,624
Um...
353
00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,026
I was wondering if you'd like to share.
354
00:12:25,028 --> 00:12:27,086
- Yeah, I...
- It's not required.
355
00:12:27,096 --> 00:12:30,295
No. This is... this is why I'm here. Um...
356
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,300
Hi. I'm Jim.
357
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:34,707
- All: Hi, Jim.
- Hey, Jim.
358
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,604
Jim: The reason I'm here...
359
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,867
I find it hard...
360
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:41,629
to connect with people
361
00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:43,498
on an emotional...
362
00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:44,955
Level.
363
00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:47,692
Uh, the sex I'm good at.
364
00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:50,782
Uh, regular-sized penis,
so no good for you, Tess,
365
00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:52,718
with your big cocks and...
366
00:12:52,963 --> 00:12:55,505
Oh! I was the guy who
put Jenny in the trunk.
367
00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,240
Dave: Uh, Jim, we are anonymous.
368
00:12:57,258 --> 00:12:59,342
What? I'm not meant to
say the name of the...
369
00:12:59,462 --> 00:13:02,454
Uh, there was this one girl... Katie Knox.
370
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,465
- I was in love.
- Woman: Aww!
371
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,133
She was 16.
372
00:13:06,135 --> 00:13:07,401
[All groan]
373
00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:09,070
Her father hated me.
374
00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:10,613
He didn't want this guy
375
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:12,609
climbing through his daughter's windows
376
00:13:12,643 --> 00:13:14,542
late at night, did he?
377
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:19,506
I have missed bits of that story out.
378
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:20,761
Ah!
379
00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:22,697
I was also 16.
380
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:25,319
Important to that whole timeline there.
381
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:27,674
I was 16. She was 16.
382
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,693
Everything else in the story is correct.
383
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,015
Father still hated me.
384
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,094
And that's me.
385
00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:34,161
[Claps]
386
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:35,629
[Light applause]
387
00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:40,724
I've fought this, you know, hard,
388
00:13:40,733 --> 00:13:44,985
tooth and nail, but she...
she keeps getting older,
389
00:13:45,274 --> 00:13:48,709
and so I have these fantasies
about having sex with her...
390
00:13:49,087 --> 00:13:50,711
just crazy sex.
391
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:54,014
Now, that doesn't mean
I'm not going to do it.
392
00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:57,179
Would never... never do it.
393
00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:59,086
Even though...
394
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,256
- She's my daughter...
- Whoo! Whoa! Oh!
395
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:03,994
Uh, uh, we don't judge.
396
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,359
We really should.
397
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,253
This guy deserves a bit of judging.
398
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:10,531
You, sir... we better judge you as a group.
399
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:14,224
Otherwise, a judge and jury
will actually judge you.
400
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,479
Maybe I'll judge up your ass!
401
00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:17,155
- Man: Gary! Gary!
- Dave: Serenity!
402
00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:19,083
[Indistinct shouting]
403
00:14:23,245 --> 00:14:24,211
[Sighs]
404
00:14:24,213 --> 00:14:25,641
Hey.
405
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:27,314
- Jim.
- Hey.
406
00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,801
I wanted to thank you.
407
00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,215
Thank me? What?
408
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,439
For cutting off that guy that
wanted to have sex with his kid?
409
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:33,603
That's okay. He was disgusting.
410
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,389
No.
411
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:37,258
Because... you were my bottom.
412
00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:38,746
- Really? I...
- Seriously.
413
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,305
I... I don't think I would have realized
414
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:43,264
what a bad path I was
on until it was too late.
415
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,149
Uh... you're welcome.
416
00:14:46,174 --> 00:14:47,501
Oh, just...
417
00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:49,355
Ah. Okay. Thank you.
418
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,205
- [Smooches]
- Yeah.
419
00:14:54,609 --> 00:14:56,277
Want to make out?
420
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,318
- Oh. Oh, no.
- 'Cause we're sex addicts.
421
00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:00,810
[Laughs] Um...
422
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,538
Look, I don't know if you
need these meetings or not,
423
00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,669
but honestly, they really changed my life.
424
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,395
- All right.
- Okay.
425
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:09,071
- We'll see you back there.
- See you back there.
426
00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:13,104
All right, you listen
to me, you drunken loser.
427
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:14,176
Oh, okay.
428
00:15:14,193 --> 00:15:15,606
You best grow up
429
00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:18,698
and get that bald head out of your fat ass,
430
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,654
or I will have you back in
court faster than you can say
431
00:15:21,704 --> 00:15:23,860
"12-pack of schlitz malt liquor."
432
00:15:23,877 --> 00:15:26,546
All right! 12 dicks of dick-face licker!
433
00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:28,651
[Keyboard clacks] [Laughs] What a bitch.
434
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:30,763
Ah, I miss my kid, man.
435
00:15:30,883 --> 00:15:32,340
Yeah, I can't believe something so sweet
436
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,226
came out of something so nasty.
437
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,594
Hey, Jim! How was your sex-addicts class?
438
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,331
Not a class. They're not
teaching me to be a sex addict.
439
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,575
- Any hot girls there?
- Uh...
440
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,866
- Jenny was there.
- Both: "Hey L.A."?
441
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,238
Yeah. She said I was her rock bottom.
442
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,119
Aww. That's nice.
443
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,904
So, you working it out? Are you cured?
444
00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:52,243
You don't get cured.
445
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:54,677
It turns out it's a process
that I'm going through
446
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,243
that's affecting me in a deep way.
447
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:57,970
I'm not gonna enjoy wanking anymore.
448
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,326
You're still gonna do it, though, right?
449
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,019
Yes, I'm still gonna do it.
450
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:03,154
But I'm gonna feel more ashamed.
451
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:05,356
I could use a wank right now.
452
00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:07,711
Billy, get over here.
Watch me play quarters.
453
00:16:07,981 --> 00:16:10,177
Sure, man. Anything to sleep.
454
00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:13,364
we get high in back seats of cars
455
00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:16,201
we break into mobile homes
456
00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:17,894
Oh, that was close.
457
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,326
Oh-ho! Whoo!
458
00:16:19,797 --> 00:16:21,286
never wake up on our own
459
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,681
Don't eat that quarter.
460
00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:25,222
- * that's the way we get by *
- Ready for this?
461
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,133
Oh! Whoo!
462
00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:28,301
[Laughs]
463
00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:29,903
oh, that's the way we get by
464
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,038
the way we get by
465
00:16:38,612 --> 00:16:42,157
we go out in stormy weather
466
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,447
we rarely practice discern
467
00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:45,913
[cheers and applause]
468
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:48,355
Jim: Drew, I... I need your help.
469
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,870
It's Dr. Drew. Who's this?
470
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:50,889
It's... it's Jim Jefferies.
471
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,228
Oh, hey, Jim. What's up?
472
00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:53,575
I went to the meeting.
473
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,764
There's a guy there that
wants to have sex with his kid.
474
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:57,795
I'm nowhere near as bad as that guy, am I?
475
00:16:57,828 --> 00:16:59,999
And the silly thing is now...
476
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,864
All it's making me do is
think about my behavior,
477
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:03,837
and I don't... I don't really like it.
478
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,529
Well, if... if S.A.A. is not your thing,
479
00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:06,984
I'll get you to a good therapist.
480
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,375
And, in any event, I think
481
00:17:08,424 --> 00:17:09,680
you're starting to get depressed.
482
00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,010
Depression?
483
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:13,414
Sad?
484
00:17:13,748 --> 00:17:15,409
I want you to commit to this process,
485
00:17:15,479 --> 00:17:17,548
stay open, honest, and
see where it takes you.
486
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:18,820
No, you're right.
487
00:17:18,858 --> 00:17:20,399
I was watching "Dr. Phil" the other day.
488
00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:21,466
He said a very similar thing.
489
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,787
You get your advice from Dr. Phil?
490
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:23,735
Why don't you just get your advice
491
00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,368
from rachael ray, Jim, and be done with it?
492
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:28,203
All right, I... I... I am with my
wife at the movies. I got to go.
493
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:29,750
What movie are you seeing?
494
00:17:29,755 --> 00:17:31,480
Uh, we just saw "Red Moon Over Odessa."
495
00:17:31,507 --> 00:17:33,259
It was really, really good.
496
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:34,994
that's the way we get by
497
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,601
the way we get by
498
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,204
Steve: Oh! We got whippits!
499
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:40,974
that's the way we get by
500
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,943
that's the way we get by
501
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,360
Jim: I want what everyone wants.
502
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:48,813
I want to meet a nice girl,
503
00:17:49,325 --> 00:17:51,362
fall in love, get married.
504
00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:53,885
You know, I want the fairy tale.
505
00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,927
I've been out with so many sluts
506
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:59,193
that I... I don't think I can go
out with nice girls anymore.
507
00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:01,025
The sluts have ruined me... in a way.
508
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:02,857
The... the nice girls are nice people,
509
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:06,118
but they haven't had horrible childhoods
510
00:18:06,139 --> 00:18:07,932
that has made them good in bed.
511
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,645
Like, a nice girl will
have a cock in her ass,
512
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,138
and she'll be thinking to herself,
513
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,814
"ah, this isn't so bad.
514
00:18:13,874 --> 00:18:15,774
I hope he's enjoying his birthday."
515
00:18:15,776 --> 00:18:17,909
But when a slut's got a cock in her ass,
516
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:19,944
she's thinking, "you
know what would be good?"
517
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:21,880
Two cocks in my ass."
518
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:24,322
- Yeah.
- And, for me, fundamentally, that's the difference,
519
00:18:24,349 --> 00:18:25,666
- isn't it? So...
- That's true.
520
00:18:25,786 --> 00:18:27,438
- Thank you for letting me share.
- Two cocks.
521
00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:30,639
There's a kernel of truth
amongst your jokes there, Jim.
522
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:33,139
- Uh, thank you for sharing.
- It's also...
523
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:34,950
uh, sluts don't really suck your cock.
524
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,247
She's doing it
525
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,460
- for her benefit...
- Dave: Jim...
526
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:40,079
- Not yours.
- Jim. Thank you... for sharing.
527
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:41,844
All right, we're coming
to the end of the meeting.
528
00:18:41,847 --> 00:18:43,701
If you don't mind, I'd
like to share a little bit.
529
00:18:43,703 --> 00:18:46,234
Uh, as you guys know, I'm
Dave. I'm a sex addict.
530
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,784
All: Hi, Dave.
531
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,939
Used to be a big-time
show-business manager.
532
00:18:49,948 --> 00:18:51,699
I handled all the greats.
533
00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:55,046
But then, because of the way
I lived my life, I lost it all.
534
00:18:55,048 --> 00:18:56,582
And you all came here for a reason.
535
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,442
You know that, deep down inside,
536
00:18:58,455 --> 00:19:00,557
that if you don't get your shit together,
537
00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,376
you're gonna end up an old
538
00:19:02,403 --> 00:19:05,472
sad, lonely, broken, fat, drunk man
539
00:19:05,516 --> 00:19:08,426
laying facedown in the gutter with nothing.
540
00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:09,962
And you know why.
541
00:19:10,198 --> 00:19:13,163
It's because you trashed
all your relationships
542
00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,866
and you hurt people.
543
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,047
You hurt people that care about you
544
00:19:18,438 --> 00:19:21,406
because you put your
addiction and yourself first.
545
00:19:21,408 --> 00:19:23,281
If you don't work on that,
546
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,033
then one day,
547
00:19:25,679 --> 00:19:27,912
you're gonna end up all by yourself
548
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:30,849
with that person that you've become.
549
00:19:30,851 --> 00:19:33,380
And that, my friend, is no picnic.
550
00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:39,011
Who feels like hot wings?
551
00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:41,497
Let's say the prayer and get
some hot wings. What do you say?
552
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:43,215
Yeah? Cool.
553
00:19:43,335 --> 00:19:44,892
[Applause]
554
00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:47,614
Jim: Hey, uh...
555
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,850
I've got someone I want you to meet.
556
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,355
Billy: [Muffled] Uh, hi.
557
00:19:56,756 --> 00:19:57,989
This is Billy.
558
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:58,943
Jim?
559
00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:00,512
Hey, Billy.
560
00:20:00,514 --> 00:20:03,088
- Billy, this is Tess.
- Hi, Tess.
561
00:20:03,109 --> 00:20:05,540
Tess is in my sex addicts anonymous course.
562
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,666
Wait. Him?
563
00:20:06,786 --> 00:20:08,363
- What is going on?
- Jim, what are you doing?
564
00:20:08,388 --> 00:20:10,269
Trust me. Go with it, all right?
565
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,056
Jim!
566
00:20:12,058 --> 00:20:13,691
[Gasps]
567
00:20:13,693 --> 00:20:15,652
I will always come back to you
568
00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:17,370
Hello, Billy.
569
00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:21,021
You've been doing great,
Tess. You deserve this.
570
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:24,002
And I feel like Billy really needs this.
571
00:20:24,004 --> 00:20:26,337
So... Enjoy.
572
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:27,505
Good night, you two.
573
00:20:27,507 --> 00:20:29,233
- Good night.
- Good night, Jim.
574
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,909
Hi, Billy.
575
00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:33,878
call you in the daytime,
can't fess up to you
576
00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:38,516
'cause I hope we will
never have to take back
577
00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:40,552
what we said in the night
578
00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:44,355
I hope that I will
always have all eyes on
579
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:47,382
you know that I will take what I can
580
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,527
when you are there standing by
581
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,896
soft-spoken in the dead of night
582
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:54,450
all eyes on you
583
00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:00,905
[crashing]
584
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:03,541
Steve?
585
00:21:03,543 --> 00:21:04,442
Steve.
586
00:21:12,017 --> 00:21:13,952
[Steve urinating]
587
00:21:13,954 --> 00:21:17,722
I'll never take back the
words that I said then
588
00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:21,092
I always knew I'd come back to you
589
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:26,898
even in the meantime,
I will always stand by
590
00:21:27,259 --> 00:21:28,933
a mirror on the shelf
591
00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:33,753
Oh, God.
592
00:21:33,974 --> 00:21:35,373
Tess: Billy!
593
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,908
Ohhhhh!
594
00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,643
[Both laugh] Ooh-ooh-ooh!
595
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,812
- You're a dirty little cripple.
- Oh, yeah, I am.
596
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,480
Oh, my God. Tess.
597
00:21:42,482 --> 00:21:44,956
I don't think they're gonna let
me back in that church basement.
598
00:21:44,969 --> 00:21:45,950
[Laughs]
599
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:47,233
Tess: Ohh!
600
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,120
Ooh, hello!
601
00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:51,055
Good night, Steve.
602
00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:52,878
- Steve: Good night, mom.
- [Tess and Billy laugh]
603
00:21:53,194 --> 00:21:56,394
- Billy: Thanks again, Jim!
- Tess: Oh, my... ohhhh!
604
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:05,906
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