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MAC:
Hey, Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!
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Do you want to take your feetoff my bed, please?
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DEE: It's not your bed, okay?It's my goddamn floor!
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And how many times do
I have to ask you guys
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to please just pick up your shit
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when you wake up in the morning!
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You're turning this place
into the Superdome.
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Superdome? That's, like,
six years too late.
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That's a super lame reference.
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And it's kind of offensive.
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You'll be happy to know,
by the way,
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we are looking
for a place right now.
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All right? What about
this place, man?
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Ah, it looks a little bit junky.
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It kind of reminds me of here.
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Yeah, this place
is a piece of shit.
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It's not junky, okay?
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You guys have destroyed
everything, and that's
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why it looks junkier,
like a couple of locusts.
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Oh, I take that as a compliment.
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It's not a compliment.
Well, it's biblical,
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so it's a compliment.
Yeah.
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(stammers)
Why is everything
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so goddamn expensive?
I mean,
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I wish we hadn't burned down
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our rent-controlled apartment.
(both laugh)
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Yeah, you think?
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Dee, I will slap you
in the teeth.
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You think this is easy?
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We-we have a list
of demands here.
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We need two bedrooms.
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We-we need two bathrooms,
minimum.
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You know what? Whatever.
What's your plan?
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Where are you guys gonna
find a place that fits
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all of your needs for
under 1,500 bucks a month?
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DENNIS: Well, guys,
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this is it.
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Welcome to our
beautiful new home.
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CHARLIE: This is crazy.
You guys should've just
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moved into that empty apartment
in our building.
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The one where the family
was murdered?
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Brutally murdered.
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Pass.
This place is awesome.
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You guys are gonna thrive out
here, and I am not gonna have
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to worry about you
hogging my shower anymore.
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And we don't have to worry
about getting ringworm.
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You brought the ringworm.
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Yeah, and now your apartment
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is infested with it.
Yeah.
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Don't worry, you'll
be back to giving
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each other worms soon enough.
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These are city scum.
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They can't hack it out here.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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You want to bet?
Absolutely.
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Okay, Frank.
So if Mac and I
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can live here for a month,
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then you have to pay
our rent for an entire year.
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Deal. And if you don't,
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you have to sleep in bed
with an old man for a year.
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(laughing): Gross!
What?
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Yeah.
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What are you laughing
about, Charlie?
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You already sleep
with an old man,
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and for no reason other than
you seem to enjoy it.
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(laughing)
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Yeah.
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Okay, you know what, Frank?
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You got a bet.
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Won't last a month--
Frank is insane!
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This place is paradise, man.
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We can really
stretch out, you know?
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It-it's quiet,
it's calm.
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It's not like the city
where everything is so
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stressful, you know?
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I'm-I'm just...
I feel at ease.
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When was the last time
that we had a home-cooked meal?
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Oh, dude...
(stammers)
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it's been forever.
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Well, my friend, dig in.
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Mmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Mac...
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this is incredible.
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You like it?
Oh, my God.
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Oh, that is such a relief
because I worked so hard on it.
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Yeah.
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I call it Mac's
famous mac and cheese.
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(laughing)
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Okay, well, I don't know how...
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I don't really know
how famous it is.
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I mean, I'm your roommate,
and I've never heard of it.
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So, what do you want
to do after dinner?
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Uh... well, see, the
TV's not hooked up,
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so can't watch TV.
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Um, there's not really any
bars around here, so...
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Right.
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You know what we should do?
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Hmm?
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Let's just get a
good night's sleep.
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That's a good idea.
Yeah.
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(faint chirp nearby)
Yeah.
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What was that?
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What was what?
(chirps again)
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You hear that,
that chirping sound?
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I did not, no.
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Probably a smoke detector
or something like that, huh?
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Right, yeah.
No big deal.
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Hey, to a great night's sleep.
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(crickets trilling)
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(low hissing)
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(smoke detector chirping)
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(fan blades swooshing)
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(distant lawn mower humming)
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(grunts)
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Good morning.
Mm.
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Hey, man, did you hear that...?
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The pool filter?
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Oh, my God.
It was like a jet engine.
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I didn't get any sleep
at all last night, you know?
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One noise is so much louder
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than all the city noises
combined, you know?
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You just, you fixate.
Totally.
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I get that, but I-I
was actually talking
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about that chirping sound--
did you hear that?
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It was, like,
happening all night.
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No, I didn't hear that.
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Oh, man, it was driving me nuts.
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Yeah.
Anyway, want to roll?
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I, uh, got us some music.
I made this Creed mix.
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Oh, uh, Creed, huh?
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Yeah, it's a long commute, so...
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Yeah, I was thinking more,
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like, Bryan Adams.
Okay.
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But it-it is Tuesday.
Yeah...
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Which is technically my music day.
Right, it's...
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Yeah, and that was cool and all
when it only took us,
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like, ten minutes to get to
work, but now we're looking
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at, like, an hour or so commute.
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I'm thinking
maybe more my thing.
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But hey, you know what?
Here's an idea.
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Why don't you take
a personal day?
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You know, I mean, we got
a lot of property here.
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It might be nice to have
someone here to look after it.
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Yeah.
You know, maybe get that TV working.
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Maybe take a run at that,
uh, pool filter?
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Oh. Huh?
MAN: Hey!
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You must be the new neighbors.
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Name's Wally Schmidt.
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No relation to Mike.
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But don't tell my wife.
(chuckles)
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Boy, it sure is a
hot one today, huh?
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Okay.
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Nice to meet you boys.
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What the hell was
that all about?
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He just comes up
and starts talking to us?
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Right, some guy comes up to me,
I don't know what he's...
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I don't know what he's up to.
No. It's like the whole time,
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I'm staring at him, I'm
thinking, does he have a knife?
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Are we gonna have to take
this bitch out right now?
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No. I don't know.
I don't know.
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But it's-it's the city, though.
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It-it's forced me to develop
these sharp edges.
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For protection, you know?
I got to smooth them out.
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We're in the suburbs.
Let's work on it a little bit.
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Okay, all right.
Shall we? You know, 'cause now I'm all tense.
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I don't want to bring
this energy into work, you know?
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Luckily, I got
the commute to relax.
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Bought it at the five and dime...
(horn honking)
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Aw, merge, merge!
You had your...
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Come on, you got, you have to
seize the goddamn gap!
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People are
so goddamn inefficient!
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Oh, goddamn it!
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I don't care if you're old!
Seize the gap!
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You old fat bitch!
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You fat bitch!
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MAC: So, how was your day?
DENNIS: Good.
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How was work?
Any-any good stories?
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Charlie and Frank are doing
something with Russian hats now.
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Really? What?
I don't know.
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I couldn't follow any of it.
What did you do today?
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Did you, uh, fix
that pool filter?
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Uh... I tried.
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But it turns out it's
actually really complicated,
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and I didn't go to school
for that, you know?
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Mostly I just tried to get
the living room set up.
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It took a little while
to find a stud.
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Yeah, I can, I can see that.
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Maybe, uh, take another
personal day tomorrow, huh?
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You know, maybe I will take
another run at that pool filter.
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Maybe try and do
all the other things
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that you tried to
do today, but, uh,
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you know... do them.
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(low hissing)
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Shut up, shut up, shut up,
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shut up!
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(chirping)
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Aw, damn it!
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What is that?
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Played it till
my fingers bled
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Was the summer of '69...
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(car honks)
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What's your plan, huh?
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Two miles an hour. There you go.
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(horn honks)
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Oh, gun it.
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Use your signal, you cow!
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Jimmy quit
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Goddamn it.
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Jody got married,
I should've known...
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(muttering): Unbelievable.
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I don't see what the problem is.
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(tires screeching)
Hey. Hey, hey!
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Slow down!
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Children play here, you fat cow!
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Hey, Wally.
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Oh, hey.
(chuckles)
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Hot one today, huh?
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Yeah?!
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(door opens)
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Oh, that Wally loves to say
"It's a hot one"
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when I already know
it's a hot one.
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'Cause I'm standing outside
in the hot one.
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Thanks a lot, Wally.
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You know what?
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Tell me about future weather.
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Don't tell me
about present weather...
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Oh, I didn't realize
we had company.
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Hey, Dennis.
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This is Jimmy--
he's the pool guy.
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I invited him over for dinner.
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Mac, can I speak to you
in the foyer for a second?
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Oh, uh...
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Sure.
(chuckles)
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Excuse us for a second.
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Just be a...
just be a...
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just be a quick minute here.
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Hey. What?
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DENNIS: Come on, man.
You gonna invite some guy
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over to my house
that I don't even know.
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MAC: I just wanted to have, uh,
somebody over for dinner.
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DENNIS: So I got to have dinner
with some guy, "Hey, pool guy."
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MAC: His name is Jimmy!
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DENNIS: Jimmy? I don't give
a fuck what you do.
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MAC: You could ask him about
all sorts of things. I mean...
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DENNIS: What do you want me
to ask pool guy?
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If he knew shit
that I was interested in,
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he wouldn't be
a fucking pool guy.
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I said I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm
just, uh... (chuckles)
252
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I'm just confused,
you know, I...
253
00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,842
Here I am thinking that we
got a pool that's outside.
254
00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,478
Eh... I didn't realize
that we had an indoor pool.
255
00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,405
Can we just forget about it
and eat our dinner?
256
00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:21,815
It's just so funny.
257
00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,201
We got enough money
for two pools.
258
00:08:24,269 --> 00:08:26,503
And yet we don't have enough
money for a recipe book,
259
00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,439
'cause here we are eating
mac and cheese again.
260
00:08:29,491 --> 00:08:30,774
You don't know how hard it is
261
00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,676
to be cooped up in here
all by myself, okay?
262
00:08:32,728 --> 00:08:34,061
(laughs)
263
00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,462
At least you get to go to work.
264
00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:36,847
I "get to go to work"?
Yes.
265
00:08:36,882 --> 00:08:39,116
Oh, everybody, hey,
I get to go to work.
266
00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,917
I "get" to have a job.
267
00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:43,620
I "get" to have to
make money for us.
268
00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,589
Oh, my... You know
what, screw this.
269
00:08:45,641 --> 00:08:47,090
Wh... Oh, oh, yes.
270
00:08:47,142 --> 00:08:48,191
Fine, just walk away
right in the middle...
271
00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,092
Dennis.
272
00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:57,567
(thudding)
273
00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,119
Goddamn it.
274
00:08:59,204 --> 00:09:00,253
What is that?
275
00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:01,688
Aah.
276
00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:03,006
Son of a bitch.
277
00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:03,924
What...?
278
00:09:04,009 --> 00:09:04,891
Son of a bitch.
279
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:05,876
The hell you doing?
280
00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:06,904
Oh, do you hear it, too?
281
00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:08,261
I heard you bashing.
282
00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:09,579
Yeah, yeah, that chirping?
283
00:09:09,648 --> 00:09:11,048
I'm pretty sure it's a cricket.
284
00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:12,983
Okay, you know what, I'm
gonna say something here,
285
00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:15,185
and it might not
be popular, but...
286
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,687
I hate this place.
287
00:09:16,755 --> 00:09:18,076
And I got to get
back to the city.
288
00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:19,306
I'm going nuts.
289
00:09:19,391 --> 00:09:21,024
I miss the city, too.
I miss the action.
290
00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,926
You know, I thought this
place would soften my edges,
291
00:09:22,978 --> 00:09:24,194
but they're sharper than ever.
292
00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,129
Dude, I cannot
be cooped up here.
293
00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,148
You know, cooking
and cleaning and fixing.
294
00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:29,933
All right, all right,
calm down, calm down.
295
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,685
I... I think I
have an idea.
296
00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,403
L-Let's... let's
invite the gang over.
297
00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:34,938
You know, we'll
clean up the place,
298
00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,606
we'll serve 'em a nice dinner,
299
00:09:36,658 --> 00:09:38,219
we'll show 'em how-how
well we're doing,
300
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,343
and I'll feel Frank out
about this bet, you know,
301
00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:42,979
which in retrospect is
completely ridiculous.
302
00:09:43,065 --> 00:09:44,481
How are they gonna
find an old man
303
00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,849
that's gonna go along with this?
304
00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:46,950
Right. Exactly.
(chuckles)
305
00:09:46,985 --> 00:09:48,668
(doorbell rings)
306
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,388
Mac and Dennis, old man.
307
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,007
Old man, Mac and Dennis.
308
00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,444
DENNIS: Ah...
309
00:09:59,564 --> 00:10:01,643
MAC: So, uh, what's with the hats?
310
00:10:01,763 --> 00:10:02,976
(Frank and Charlie laugh)
311
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,794
I... You wouldn't
get it. Uh-uh.
312
00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,946
Yeah, you kind of had
to be there, man.
313
00:10:07,032 --> 00:10:08,498
Hey, how about that food, huh?
314
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,900
Mac calls it "Mac's
famous mac and cheese."
315
00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:12,318
And it is famous.
316
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,837
In my stomach.
(laughs)
317
00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:15,488
We're your friends,
and I've never heard of it.
318
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,373
Hey, guys.
319
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,003
We are having so much fun
at this house.
320
00:10:19,044 --> 00:10:21,261
I'll tell you, I can't believe
we ever lived anywhere else.
321
00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,747
But I was just curious,
if we were to lose this bet,
322
00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:27,650
what would the logistics be,
like, with the old man thing?
323
00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:28,968
FRANK: Oh.
324
00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:30,620
Well, I'll tell
you what I'll do.
325
00:10:30,689 --> 00:10:32,705
If you guys are cracking,
you can forfeit now,
326
00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:36,076
I'll buy the three of youse
a California king-size bed
327
00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:37,861
- to sleep in.
DEE: What?!
328
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,889
No, they're not gonna forfeit--
this place is rad.
329
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,598
You want a little side action?
330
00:10:41,666 --> 00:10:42,665
No, no, no, don't muddy
this with side action.
331
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:43,767
Dee, don't do it.
332
00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:44,634
I'll take some side action.
333
00:10:44,736 --> 00:10:45,635
No... (huffs)
334
00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:46,770
Tell you what.
335
00:10:46,838 --> 00:10:48,354
How about if they win,
336
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,490
I'll take that California
king bed for myself.
337
00:10:50,575 --> 00:10:52,375
Fine, and if they lose,
338
00:10:52,427 --> 00:10:54,268
the three of you got to
sleep with the old man.
339
00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:55,445
(laughs)
340
00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:56,579
DEE: Fine.
341
00:10:56,631 --> 00:10:57,413
Deal.
Goddamn it.
342
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,598
Excuse me.
343
00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:00,283
I have to piss.
344
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,253
Out of my penis.
345
00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,523
Right.
346
00:11:11,763 --> 00:11:15,498
Okay, well, clearly Mac wants
to speak to me in secret.
347
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,433
Uh, so excuse me.
348
00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,303
Wha...?
349
00:11:20,372 --> 00:11:22,405
Oh, good, you got my signal.
Yeah, got your signal.
350
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,090
Dude, we're not gonna make it,
we're not gonna make it.
351
00:11:24,176 --> 00:11:25,341
Yeah, dude, it's cool, man.
352
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:26,259
W-We'll figure
it out. It's...
353
00:11:26,344 --> 00:11:27,777
No, no, it's not cool.
354
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:29,112
There's no way
we're gonna make it.
355
00:11:29,197 --> 00:11:30,513
And also, dude,
what's with the hats?
356
00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:32,015
What is with those hats?!
Dennis, I got to know.
357
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,349
They told me the story,
and it didn't make sense,
358
00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:34,717
and now we can't
get it out of them.
359
00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,486
Look, dude, I don't
want to sound racist,
360
00:11:36,555 --> 00:11:38,788
but can we just discuss the fact
that it's an old black man?
361
00:11:38,857 --> 00:11:40,690
Yeah, mmm.
It was supposed to be an old man.
362
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,559
Just an old man.
Now it's a black man.
363
00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:44,210
Dude, that's, like, a whole
other thing. That's two things.
364
00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:45,845
That's two things,
it's two things.
365
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:46,896
All right,
you know what, let's...
366
00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:48,531
Maybe we just...
we-we just...
367
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,266
we take the California king.
I mean, that's a big bed.
368
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,215
You want to share the bed
with an old black man?
369
00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:53,369
No, of course not, I...
370
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,721
All right, that sounded racist.
371
00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,306
I don't want to share
a bed with an old man.
372
00:11:56,391 --> 00:11:57,631
I'm just saying it's a big bed,
373
00:11:57,659 --> 00:11:58,708
and we could probably
work it out.
374
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:01,077
Okay, so picture
big bed, big bed.
375
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,512
Me on the side,
you know, you right here.
376
00:12:02,581 --> 00:12:04,180
Old man, right here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
377
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,115
Why am I in the middle? Black
man should be in the middle.
378
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:07,483
Don't call him "black man."
379
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,052
His name's not "black man."
His name's "old man."
380
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,303
Let's stick with "old man."
Okay.
381
00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:11,421
Just sounds better.
382
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:13,740
All right, so how about this?
383
00:12:13,825 --> 00:12:16,943
You and I on the big bed,
side-by-side, black man, he's...
384
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,461
Now you got me doing it.
Mmm.
385
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,613
Old man is down at the bottom,
sideways, like a dog.
386
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,715
Are you calling
black people dogs?
387
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,934
No, that's not what I...
That's very racist.
388
00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:26,753
What the hell is going...?
(gasps)
389
00:12:26,838 --> 00:12:28,805
Oh, my God.
390
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,740
You guys are cracking, aren't you?
(scoffs)
391
00:12:30,825 --> 00:12:33,309
Nah, it's-it's, like... fine. Nah, it's fine.
What?!
392
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,311
- It's soul-crushing, Dee. - Oh, my God,
I can't make this house into a home.
393
00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:36,597
I didn't go to school for that.
394
00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:37,981
He didn't go to school for it.
No.
395
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,782
Well, why did you let me
take the side action?!
396
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,668
I told you not to take the side action!
You bitch. You bitch.
397
00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:43,853
Why didn't you yell it so I could hear it?
I'm tired of yelling.
398
00:12:43,939 --> 00:12:45,922
Damn it. Now we got to figure
out where Dee goes in the bed.
399
00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:48,358
DENNIS: Oh, right, Dee's got to be in the bed.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
400
00:12:48,426 --> 00:12:49,792
I'll tell you exactly
where Dee goes, okay?
401
00:12:49,861 --> 00:12:51,261
Dee goes right
in the goddamn middle
402
00:12:51,296 --> 00:12:52,897
of her brand-new
California king-size bed
403
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,964
all by herself.
404
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,966
How are we even having
this conversation?!
405
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,334
All you boys have to do...
406
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,838
Guys, all you got to do
to win is just exist.
407
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,893
Hey, morning, buddy.
408
00:13:06,978 --> 00:13:08,494
You're up early.
409
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,246
Yeah, I'm up early,
and I'm feeling great.
410
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:12,181
You know, I was thinking
about it, and Dee was right.
411
00:13:12,234 --> 00:13:14,050
All we have to do is exist here
for the next couple weeks,
412
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,385
and we win this bet.
413
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:16,436
So... check
this out.
414
00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:18,755
I made you that.
415
00:13:18,823 --> 00:13:20,556
"Mac's Honey Do List"?
Yep.
416
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,959
That is a list of chores to
give you a sense of purpose,
417
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,794
so you don't feel so
cooped up and lonely.
418
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:26,963
How's a list of chores going
to make me feel less lonely?
419
00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:29,265
Well, check out
chore number one.
420
00:13:29,301 --> 00:13:31,234
"Name the dog."
421
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:32,969
Well, that's so stupid.
I don't have a dog.
422
00:13:33,038 --> 00:13:35,021
You sure about that?
423
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,572
Yeah, positive.
I don't have a dog.
424
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:37,890
I mean, I had Poppins,
but he's gone.
425
00:13:37,976 --> 00:13:39,325
Are you sure?
I don't have a dog.
426
00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:41,077
What do you mean, am I sure?
Of course I'm sure.
427
00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:42,026
I wouldn't be so sure.
428
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,513
What are you doing?
Why...
429
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,697
What... are you okay?
Look behind you, asshole.
430
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,833
Oh. (gasps)
431
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,685
You got me a dog?
Yeah.
432
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:51,154
Oh, my God, he's so cute.
433
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,538
I mean, he's no Poppins, but...
434
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,490
Yeah, he's a lot better
than Poppins, trust me.
435
00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,059
Oh, Dennis, Dennis.
436
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,443
I'm gonna name him Dennis.
437
00:13:57,529 --> 00:13:58,962
Huh?
438
00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:00,930
You're Dennis.
He's Dennis Jr.
439
00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:02,432
Weird.
440
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,500
Um, but sure, yeah, that's fine.
441
00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:05,769
Hey, so why don't you go ahead
442
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,003
and cross number one
off the list there?
443
00:14:07,072 --> 00:14:08,538
See how it feels.
Okay, yeah.
444
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:11,024
Hey, what's a-a couple weeks
between two best friends, right?
445
00:14:11,109 --> 00:14:12,375
It's whatever we make of it.
446
00:14:12,427 --> 00:14:14,110
So why don't we agree right now
447
00:14:14,179 --> 00:14:16,512
to make these next few weeks
the best of our lives?
448
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,513
You with me, buddy?
449
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:19,082
I'm with you.
450
00:14:19,117 --> 00:14:21,250
I'm gonna raise this guy
like he was our own son.
451
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,402
Okay.
(laughing)
452
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,670
Yeah. Weird.
453
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:25,855
I remember when
454
00:14:25,924 --> 00:14:30,026
I remember, I remember
when I lost my mind...
455
00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:32,095
No, don't merge, don't merge.
We're all... we'll all wait!
456
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,497
We'll all wait
for you to send your text!
457
00:14:34,566 --> 00:14:35,965
You fat pig!
458
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,768
How you doing, neighbor?
459
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:41,504
(whirring)
Does that make me crazy?
460
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,505
Shut up!
461
00:14:42,574 --> 00:14:44,207
(chirping)
462
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:47,510
Does that make me crazy?
463
00:14:47,579 --> 00:14:50,059
Does that make me crazy?
DENNIS: I'm not letting you in, pig!
464
00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,081
Gonna show up to work,
have everybody be like,
465
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:53,583
"Why is there blood
all over you?"
466
00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,151
'Cause I had to slit
the guy's throat
467
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,686
who causes all the traffic!
468
00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:59,339
Boy, it sure is a hot one, huh?
469
00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:03,126
Who do you,
who do you think you are?
470
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,861
Ha ha ha, bless your soul
471
00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:05,995
(barking)
472
00:15:06,064 --> 00:15:07,563
(chirping loudly)
473
00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,365
You really think
Shut up.
474
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,833
You're in control?
(whirring)
475
00:15:10,902 --> 00:15:12,102
(laughing): I can't believe it.
476
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,087
Well, I think you're crazy
477
00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:16,022
Goddamn it! Damn it...
478
00:15:16,107 --> 00:15:18,408
I hate the fucking suburbs!
I think you're crazy
479
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:22,945
I think you're crazy...
480
00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:29,485
WALLY: Hey, buddy.
481
00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:31,187
Haven't seen you for a bit.
482
00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:33,272
You've probably
been staying inside
483
00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:35,091
to avoid this, uh,
heat wave, huh?
484
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,143
Boy, it's been hot.
485
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,528
It's hot, huh?
486
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,731
Yeah.
487
00:15:41,783 --> 00:15:43,199
It is super hot.
488
00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,068
Yeah.
489
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:46,986
It's getting real hot
around here.
490
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,006
So hot, Wally.
491
00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:52,875
But you don't really know
what hot is, do you?
492
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,811
Hot's a storm.
493
00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:57,146
You ever been in a storm, Wally?
494
00:15:57,215 --> 00:16:00,516
I mean, a real storm?
495
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,187
Not a thunderstorm,
but a storm of fists
496
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,556
raining down on your head.
497
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,791
Blasting you in the face.
498
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:11,094
Pummeling you in the stomach.
499
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:14,030
Hitting you in the chest so hard
500
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,765
you think
your heart's gonna stop.
501
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,451
You ever been in a storm
like that, Wally?
502
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:23,114
(screaming)
503
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,866
MAC: Dennis.
504
00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:25,983
Dennis.
505
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,979
You okay, dude?
506
00:16:32,509 --> 00:16:33,474
Yeah.
507
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,877
Who you talking to?
508
00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:43,017
No one.
509
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,552
What's that?
510
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,637
Dog grave.
511
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:48,856
Oh.
512
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:53,027
Anything exciting
happen at work today?
513
00:16:53,129 --> 00:16:55,830
Uh-uh.
514
00:16:55,899 --> 00:16:57,331
Well, I called up there.
515
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,133
They... they said
you weren't even there.
516
00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:02,236
Can we not talk about my day?
517
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:03,504
Sure.
518
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,306
Perhaps we can talk
about my day.
519
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,125
And how was your day?
520
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,593
Not great.
521
00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:10,645
You know, with the dog dying
and all, but...
522
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,747
somehow, old Mac
pulled it together.
523
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,082
He cooked for you,
and he cleaned for you.
524
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:17,552
In fact, Dennis,
everything I do,
525
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,120
I do for you.
526
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,640
What are you talking about, man?
527
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,193
I'm talking about
everything I do, I do for you!
528
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,427
And everything you do,
529
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,663
you do for yourself!
530
00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:30,364
Sleeping in your car.
531
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,916
Eating at Applebee's.
532
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,901
Were you spying on me?
533
00:17:33,937 --> 00:17:35,520
Oh, don't you turn this
around on me.
534
00:17:35,605 --> 00:17:36,804
All you do is think
about yourself!
535
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,339
You didn't even notice
536
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:39,854
that I switched up
the mac and cheese.
537
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,376
Is that what this is about?
538
00:17:42,412 --> 00:17:45,563
The goddamn mac and cheese?
539
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,515
Well, yeah, I noticed!
540
00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:49,217
You put meat hunks in it!
541
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,285
Wow! Hunks of meat!
542
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,887
Mmm!
Well, of course Dennis
543
00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,856
would like Dennis.
What?
544
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,674
It's Dennis!
545
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:57,758
What are you talking about?
546
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,360
You're eating the dog!
547
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,329
(laughing wildly)
548
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,901
Oh! Oh!
549
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,353
Oh, God! What is
wrong with you?
550
00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:11,739
I don't know! I guess it was
just a cry for attention.
551
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,307
You didn't even blink twice
552
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,009
when I told you
that the dog was dead.
553
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,245
I can't live with you anymore
in this goddamn place.
554
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,579
I'm out of here.
555
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:19,881
I'm gonna go stay in a hotel.
556
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,949
Where's my suitcase, Mac?
557
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,885
Wait. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
558
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,554
Dennis, Dennis,
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis...
559
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,178
Tell me about Mac's
famous mac and cheese.
560
00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:36,063
Okay, I can explain.
561
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,766
I called it my famous
mac and cheese as-as a joke.
562
00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,351
But then it seemed
like you like it.
563
00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:42,770
You like that it was
Mac's famous mac and cheese.
564
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,889
And so I just kept saying it.
You're pathetic.
565
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:46,407
You're the one
that's sitting at Applebee's
566
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:47,508
eating pot stickers
all by yourself.
567
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:48,817
You're the one that's pathetic.
568
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:49,777
(doorbell rings)
569
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,647
Oh.
570
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:56,400
Well, that must be nosy Wally.
571
00:18:56,486 --> 00:19:00,154
Coming to see what all
the fighting's about.
572
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:04,158
Well... why don't we show him
what all the fighting's about?
573
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,077
Why don't we show him right now?
Wait, wait, wait!
574
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:07,862
Dennis, Dennis, calm down.
575
00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:09,397
Don't you tell me to calm down.
576
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,531
(smoke alarm chirps)
577
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,133
There's that chirping again.
578
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,234
How are you not hearing that?
579
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:15,970
News flash, asshole!
580
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:18,673
I've been hearing it
the entire goddamn time!
581
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,758
Then why wouldn't
you say something?!
582
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,560
Because I hate you!
583
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:24,745
Oh, my God.
584
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,666
(whooping)
585
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,051
You did it!
Look at this!
586
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,053
Huh? We did what?
You got this, man.
587
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,421
Hey, in less than a minute,
Almost there.
588
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,639
you guys will have
been here a month.
589
00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:35,890
Yep.
We almost...
590
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,308
we almost won the bet?
Yeah.
591
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,893
We almost did it!
W-W-We almost won the bet?
592
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,094
We're gonna do it!
We're gonna win the bet!
593
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,595
We're gonna win the bet!
Yeah!
594
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,763
Here it is, paid in full:
595
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,565
one year's rent.
596
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,983
(laughing):
Free rent for a year!
597
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:48,185
We did it! We did it!
Free rent for...
598
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,071
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
599
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,689
Free rent for where?
600
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,241
For right here.
601
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,526
Here we go.
602
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,862
In five, four,
603
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,197
three, two, one.
604
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,949
605
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,587
Hey, guys.
606
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,256
Is he dead?
607
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,092
Yeah, I think so.
608
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:15,863
Quiet your ass down.
609
00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,799
Sorry, black man.
610
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,301
Old man.
611
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,803
Old man.
Sorry, old black man.
612
00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:24,812
God damn it.
613
00:20:25,128 --> 00:20:28,565
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