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CHARLIE: That's what's good
about a beer.
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FRANK: Yeah.
It just keeps cycling
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through...
MAC: Guys, guys, guys!
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We got news, we've got terrible
news.
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DENNIS: Yeah.
What do you got?
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Okay, you know that Chinese
fish factory across the street?
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The one with the horrible smell?
Ugh.
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Yeah.
DEE: Yeah. Of course.
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Disgusting.
Been there forever?
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They've installed security
cameras pointed directly at
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Paddy's.
Yeah.
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What?
They're pointing them at us?
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Yes.
They can't do that.
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That's bullshit!
What, are they spying on us?
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Yes, dude, I think they're
spying on us, and you know what
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else?
They bought the building next
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door and they are expanding
like crazy.
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I'm telling you, it is only a
matter of time before the
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Chinese take us over.
They've always been very
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secretive for a fish factory,
did you notice?
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Do you ever feel like maybe
they're using that fish smell to
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cover up, like, maybe some other
mysterious smell?
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Mmm.
It is an incredibly strong
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smell.
It's turned me off of fish.
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Me, too!
Oh, that's so bad.
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I'm off of fish.
And I used to eat so much
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fish, guys, I mean...
I love fish.
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Good fish, good solid fish?
Flakey, really...
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Protein, omega numbers...
Omega threes, fours and
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fives.
Melts in your mouth.
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You get to eat all your scales.
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Don't eat the scales.
No, you don't eat the scales.
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You know, you don't get
scales unless it's a fish or a
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reptile.
You got to get them...
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Don't eat reptiles.
Yeah, not eating all
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reptiles, just the good ones.
Okay, guys, we got a plan.
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Dee, come with us.
Yeah.
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You're gonna help us gather
intel.
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Really?
Let's do it, come on.
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Okay. There she goes.
Let's go.
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All right, and then, uh, what
do Frank and I do?
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Well, you guys just hang
back, uh, do your thing.
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Don't eat reptiles and just hang
out.
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What?
What, you're going with Dee
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over us?
Right.
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Yeah.
I-Is this 'cause you guys
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have been living at her place
ever since your fire?
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You know what I mean?
I feel like you burn your place
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down, you move into Dee's, and
now you're, like, getting all
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buddy-buddy...
Yeah. Yeah, chummy-chummy.
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Yeah, I-I guess so.
You know, if you need.
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That's crazy!
Dee over us?
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I mean, you can't count on her.
You're completely unreliable,
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Dee, really.
You're, like, all gangly and
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uncoordinated.
And she's constantly gonna
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back-sass you.
Oh, she'll argue with
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everything you say.
You know, it's bullshit.
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No, you know what's bullshit?
Me getting boxed out all the
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time.
And these guys have finally
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realized, by living with me,
that old Dee is pretty cool
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after all, and pretty funny,
too.
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So maybe I shouldn't be the butt
of everybody's jokes anymore.
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Let's... let's not get crazy,
Dee.
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Yeah, you're always gonna be
the butt of our jokes.
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Whatever, let's roll.
Yeah, we're still gonna make
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jokes at your expense.
That's okay, let's go.
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All right.
Yeah, uh... just hang.
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Uh, we're good.
Huh?
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What the hell was that?
Something stinks here,
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Charlie, and it ain't just the
fish.
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Dude, the other day, I was
trying to get in the back
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office...
Yeah?
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Dennis had the door locked.
Mac locked the door, too!
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What is that?
Who locks the office door?
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I feel like they're always
sneaking around now, and they're
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all, like, nervous.
Something big is definitely
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going down.
I got a plan. You know what?
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How about you and I spy on that
Chinese factory?
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Yeah, but, Charlie, I trust
the Chinese as far as I could
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throw their factory.
Mm-hmm.
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But the real threat isn't
abroad, Charlie; it's right here
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at home.
We got to spy on Mac and Dennis.
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(Dennis gags)
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Oh, God, that smell!
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Whew!
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The air quality in here is
terrible!
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How do these people survive in
this?
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Oof.
Well, you know the Chinese.
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It's like, business first,
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breathing second, goddamn it!
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At least we know that it's a
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real fish factory, not some sort
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of a front for something.
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Well...
Well, Dee, we don't know that
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for sure, okay?
And that's why you got to get a
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job here.
I got to get a job here?
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What am I looking for?
Shady practices, you know?
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Sketchy dealings.
Schematics.
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Uh, human rights violations,
anything, Dee.
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Just-just, you know, gather
intel.
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Okay.
What are you guys gonna do?
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Dee, you're on a need-to-know
basis here, okay?
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There's a chain of command here,
okay?
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You're at the very bottom.
You're way down.
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Yeah.
Well, at least tell me what
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the whole plan is.
Dee, the one time we bring
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you in on a thing instead of
Charlie and all we get is
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back-sass and questions?
Do you want to be on the team or
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not?
Yeah.
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Yeah, I want to be part of the
team, okay?
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Yes, sorry.
So how do I gather the intel?
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Oh, Jesus Chri...
Talk to people.
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I don't know, flirt with the
manager.
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He'll love how "pretty" and
"blonde" you are.
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Don't do that.
I'm blonde.
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Look, my mind goes to that
office up there, you know?
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What kind of shady shit's going
on in there?
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And now I'm doing your job for
you.
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You know what, let's just go get
Charlie, 'cause I don't want to
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hold her hand for the whole day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No Charlie. No Charlie, okay?
I got this, you guys, I got
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this.
Don't worry about me, I got
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this.
Okay, we need you, Dee.
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Go. Go.
Go.
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It sucks not having our own
apartment.
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We got to get back in there,
dude.
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I know. I hate Dee.
Dennis, I hate her.
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I know, I know, but at least
we got her out of our hair for a
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little while.
Yeah.
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We can finally do our plan.
Yes, okay.
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(knocking at door)
Oh, goddamn it.
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What is that?
(knocking continues)
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Goddamn it!
All right, look.
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Let's just deal with it, and
then we can get back to
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business.
Yeah, okay.
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All right, all right.
I'm coming!
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I'm coming, Jesus Christ... oh.
Hey, guys.
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What do you want, Charlie?
We're busy.
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I wanted to apologize about,
um, snapping earlier today with
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words at you guys, and then I
came here to make an apology...
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apology words.
What's he talking about?
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I-I don't know.
I don't remember.
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Okay, thank you.
Well, hang on!
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Hang on a second.
I got you guys a flower
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arrangement for you.
Great.
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Thanks.
Give it to him.
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You can't just have it.
There's a plan.
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I have to come in and give it to
you.
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And put it down.
All right, fine.
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Come in, put them down and then
go.
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Okay, and I'm in.
He's in.
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Okay. Uh...
Put the vase close to them,
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so we can see them.
Right.
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Okay... and good.
And where are you guys spending
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the most of your time?
It's a very small apartment.
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We're all over the place.
Just put them anywhere.
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And I'll put them down right
here, then.
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No.
No good, move them.
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Can't put them here, though.
(quiet chatter over earpiece)
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Where can I put them?
Dude, any... put them in the
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trash, for all we care.
I don't...
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Putting them a little further
back, so...
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Yeah, that's good.
And right about here.
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Uh, great, we don't care.
It's fine.
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No, to the left.
To the left, you say?
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Didn't say that.
Don't talk out loud to me.
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Roger that.
Who's Roger?
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Who's Roger?
Just... thinking about legally
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changing my name to Roger.
What's wrong with your ear,
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dude?
S... spider crawled up in my
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ear.
It was living there.
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Right.
Sends its thoughts to me.
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Is it telling you to leave?
Spider, can I leave?
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To the left.
Right there, that's good.
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Now get out of there.
Okay.
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Oh, Jesus Chr...
Let's get back to business,
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please.
Yeah, come on.
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I was doing a little research
earlier, and I stumbled upon
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something huge.
Hey, man.
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Can you hear and see everything?
They're talking about
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research.
Research, huh?
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It is everything that we've
been looking for.
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Dude, it's gonna save us so much
time.
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It is a game-changer.
Check this out.
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Oh, my God.
Yeah.
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There's so much potential here!
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What is it?
This is great!
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I can't see.
Yeah, shit.
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So, listen, do me a favor.
Give me a little bit of time
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with this, okay?
Let me dig in to this a little
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bit, see what the potential
really is.
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Yeah, I'll give you some
some space. Okay.
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Yeah.
Oh, oh, wait, Mac.
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Yeah?
One more thing.
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Mm-hmm.
Throw those goddamn flowers
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in the trash.
Yeah. Right.
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Pieces of shit.
Goddamn it!
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Son of a bitch.
We got to get our hands on
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that laptop!
Right.
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Name's Dee.
I'm new around here.
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So, what's the deal with these
masks, huh?
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Are they gonna protect you from
the fish or protect the fish
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from you-- am I right?
(woman speaking Chinese)
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No. I didn't get that.
You chop fish, pull gut!
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"Pull gut." Totally, yeah.
Listen, I'm gonna pop this off
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'cause it's not protecting me
from the smell, so I'm not
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really sure what the point is.
Hey. (clears throat)
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Give me the skinny.
Are you guys up to anything
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non-fish related around here
or...?
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(woman speaks Chinese)
Seriously?
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All right, goddamn it.
You are of no use to me.
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Oh, here we go.
Uh, excuse me. Hello.
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Hi. Um...
Uh, my name's Dee and I'm new
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around here, and I just would
love to chat with you sometime
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in private, you know?
Maybe up in your secret private
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office up there?
I need you to chop fish and
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pull the gut.
Yeah. No, I get it.
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I-I get that you're a chop fish,
pull gut factory.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go anywhere. Hi.
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Um, uh, how about this, huh?
Uh-oh. What do you see, huh?
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American girl, blue eyes, blond
hair... (screams)
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(man shouting in Chinese)
It got me! It got me good!
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(screaming)
Aah! It got in my mouth!
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Incoming!
(alarm blaring)
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(screams)
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Hi.
Hey, guys.
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What are you doing, dude?
You texted us 911.
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What's the emergency?
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, uh, well, our
friendship's in danger, so...
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I stole Frank's credit card.
You guys want to have lunch?
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You got Frank's card?
I got the card.
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I'm annoyed, but I could eat.
All right, let's go.
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Yeah, to be honest with you,
my taste for fish is returning.
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Yeah, I've been thinking
about it all day.
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My taste for fish is slowly
returning, too. Yeah.
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And Guigino's does have the best
fish. Very well!
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All right, you know, maybe,
uh... maybe just order a couple
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apps though.
I think Frank would prefer that.
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You know, that's...
Who cares what Frank prefers?
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We're buying this food with his
stolen credit card.
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And I'm gonna pretend I
didn't hear that. (chuckles)
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Uh, welcome back, gentlemen.
I'm sorry.
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Do I know you, pal?
I've never seen this man
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before in my life.
I waited on you before.
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You tied my shoelaces together.
I fell down.
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I'm getting nothing.
I'm drawing a blank on this guy.
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Yeah, yeah, that means
nothing to me.
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What are you saying?
A scalding hot plate of
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spaghetti fell into my face?
I'm to remember every man
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I've seen fall into a plate of
spaghetti?
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Never mind.
Uh, can I get your order?
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Get me the snapper, bozo.
Snapper fish for the man.
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Actually, our fish supplier
had an incident at their
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facility, so we are limited on
fish.
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Market price is quite high
today.
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Do you have the snapper or not?
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Yeah, uh, we do.
But it's $44.
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Ooh. Oh, my God. All right.
Well, then, let's do some
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cheaper chicken or, uh...
Well, no. I'm in fish mood
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now. Fish has been established.
It was established,
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wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
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So three snappers.
Yeah, why are we talking
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about it so much?
Get the goddamn snappers!
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Okay... oh...
Get the snapper!
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Jesus Christ.
Who is that guy?
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00:10:16,632 --> 00:10:18,216
Guigino's is slipping.
It's slipping.
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It is, they are slipping.
They do have great fish though.
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So, what's going on with our
with our friendship?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Ha!
Charlie, I'm in.
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How you doing? You having lunch?
Keeping them busy?
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Uh, yeah, but slight hitch
though.
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The snapper is, uh, $44.
What?!
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00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:41,188
No, no, no, no $44!
Get them appetizers.
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I know, but, like, they want
fish and I kind of want fish,
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too, and the waiter said it's
the market price, so...
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All right. Wait, I got the
laptop.
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Let me go to the search history.
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Holy shit!
Damn it!
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Sweeping up fish guts with a
broom!
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Got to be some kind of workers'
rights violation.
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00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:06,430
What are you...?! Aah!
You idiot! What are you picking
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it up with your hands?!
(woman speaking Chinese)
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00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:12,720
Uh, hell no, lady, no.
Uh, look, I realize this might
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all be moon talk to you, but I'm
not touching fish guts with my
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hands, okay?
You know what we could do?
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Yeah, let's just disperse it.
You know what I mean?
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Just send it all over the place!
Nobody will know.
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00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:25,566
Just kind of...
(tires screeching)
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00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:34,075
(alarm blaring)
(workers clamoring)
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00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:37,378
Oh...
Yeah, it's so crazy.
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00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,747
I saw that.
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00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:48,864
Hey, Frank.
Sweet hat and jacket.
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00:11:48,981 --> 00:11:50,866
Don't.. Charlie, don't
sit there.
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00:11:50,983 --> 00:11:51,815
Huh?
Sit back there.
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00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:53,940
We got to be smart about this.
Yeah, all right.
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00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:56,057
Why didn't we just meet back at
the apartment then?
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That would've been better.
Because you got me thinking
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about fish.
Oh, right, nice. Yeah.
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Get the snapper. It's delicious.
Mmm.
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00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:04,093
Hi. How can I help you?
Oh, perfect.
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00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,709
You're here now, too.
You're talking to me like you
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00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,019
know me.
Have we ever met?
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00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:10,139
Let's just move past this
part. What can I get you?
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I'm gonna have the snapper.
And I'm gonna buy one for the
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strange man behind me who I've
never met.
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00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:18,105
Gentlemen, I hate to inform
you two... strangers here that
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we are out of snapper.
We had some issues with our
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local supplier, so we are
completely out of fish today.
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How do you not have fish?!
It says "Fresh fish daily" on
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the menu.
Well, I just explained it.
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I went step by step.
But how come you don't have
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it? It's on the menu!
For the reasons I said.
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You have no snapper?!
There's a sequence of
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events...
It says right here snapper...
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Do you have fish or do you
not have fish?
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Can I get you a non-fish
entree?
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You can get lost.
With pleasure.
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00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,715
All right, so...
what did you find out?
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00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,717
I think I know what those
guys are up to.
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Can I just sit over there?
'Cause I feel like the cover's
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00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,804
blown now, and now I have to go
like this...
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00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,806
All right, sit over here.
Yeah, you know...
325
00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:55,092
I think I know what they're
up to.
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00:12:55,226 --> 00:12:57,177
Okay, what?
I think Mac and Dennis are
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00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:59,479
going into business with the
Chinese guys across the street.
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00:12:59,597 --> 00:13:01,598
What?
They're gonna open up some
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00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,693
kind of pastry factory!
What? What makes you think
330
00:13:03,768 --> 00:13:05,736
that?
I saw it on their search
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00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:09,106
history.
Only two words came up.
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"Asians..."
and "cream pies."
333
00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:16,780
Oh, shit.
They're gonna turn Paddy's
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00:13:16,914 --> 00:13:18,832
into some kind of Asian cream
pie factory!
335
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,834
Those bastards!
Yeah!
336
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,836
Oh, my God!
Sons of bitches!
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00:13:22,954 --> 00:13:24,838
So, what are we gonna do?
We got to beat them at their
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own game.
Okay, the Chinese want cream
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00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:29,926
pies, they'll get cream pies.
But only, they're not gonna get
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00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:33,346
them from those bozos.
They're gonna be getting their
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00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:36,615
cream pies from us.
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00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,304
(Charlie laughs)
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00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,237
MAC: Can I go now?
Because I feel like you had a
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really long session last time.
I did, yeah, I went on for a
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00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,568
long, long time, but that's how
much it takes, all right?
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00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:53,436
I'm trying to build up to
something, to-to a major
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00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,271
finish, you know?
And-and I didn't get to because
348
00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:57,273
Charlie interrupted us with his
goddamn emergency lunch.
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00:13:57,408 --> 00:13:59,368
What are you doing?
I really don't want to stumble
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across whatever it is that
you're stumbling across.
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00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:02,662
Let me finish.
Wait, no, this... we got a
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00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:03,913
problem here.
What?
353
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,999
The Internet's not working.
What?
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00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:09,169
No...
No!
355
00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:13,039
(phone ringing) Come on!
356
00:14:13,174 --> 00:14:15,425
What is it, Charlie?
We're in the middle of a crisis.
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00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:18,261
Trouble getting online?
Yeah.
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00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,264
How did you know that?
We need to talk.
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00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,605
Hi, how can I help...
Oh, you're back.
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00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:30,440
Why do you look familiar to me?
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00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:32,192
I'm the waiter you didn't tip
earlier.
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00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:34,027
Yeah, well, you're not gonna
get tipped again with that
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attitude.
(Dennis and Mac laugh)
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00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:38,031
We'll take the snapper.
Uh, this guy, too.
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00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,699
He's-he's with us.
Well, as I told this
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00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,702
gentleman only moments ago, we
are out of fish today.
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00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,871
We came to Guigino's for the
fish.
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00:14:44,989 --> 00:14:47,109
It says "Fresh fish daily."
Uh, you know what, Dennis?
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00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,160
I'll have a plate of piping hot
spaghetti instead.
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00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:51,411
Extra sauce.
(Dennis sighs)
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00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:52,879
All right. You know what?
That sounds good.
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00:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,838
I'll-I'll take spaghetti, too.
Nice and sloppy.
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00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:56,583
So you do remember me.
Uh...
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00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:58,237
We're busy! Okay?
Can we get spaghetti?
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00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,719
He wants spaghetti.
I want spaghetti, too, please.
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00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,638
He's gonna get spaghetti.
Just get us the spaghetti.
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00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,306
And some snapper fish, if you
have it.
378
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,724
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you...
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00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:07,043
What's that guy's attitude?
I don't know what that guy's
380
00:15:07,061 --> 00:15:08,478
deal is.
Hey, you know what we should do?
381
00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:10,036
We should tie his shoelaces
together.
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00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:11,181
(laughter)
Classic!
383
00:15:11,315 --> 00:15:12,765
When he falls, it'll spill all
over.
384
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,434
Yeah, the spaghetti will get
on him!
385
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,019
Oh, I've always wanted to see
that.
386
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,487
Hey, can I come sit with you
guys?
387
00:15:17,605 --> 00:15:19,189
'Cause I feel my cover's blown,
here.
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00:15:19,323 --> 00:15:21,024
You don't have a goddamn
cover; you're, uh, dressed
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00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:22,408
like it's Halloween.
Come over here.
390
00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:24,006
All right, I'm coming over.
All right.
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00:15:24,111 --> 00:15:25,612
Now, what's going on, man?
What's going on?
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00:15:25,746 --> 00:15:27,580
Listen, Frank's onto you.
That's why I had Dee's Internet
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00:15:27,698 --> 00:15:29,332
shut down.
He knows what you're doing.
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00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,090
Oh, come on.
Frank knows what we're doing?
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00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:32,252
Yes!
(Dennis sighs)
396
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:34,120
And honestly, guys, you should
be ashamed of yourselves.
397
00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:36,089
Really.
What? I'm not ashamed.
398
00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:37,957
I'm a little bit ashamed, but
I think that's natural.
399
00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,843
Well, look, here's the thing.
Now Frank wants to start doing
400
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,377
it, too.
So what?
401
00:15:41,512 --> 00:15:43,046
So what? Let him do it.
Well, he wants me to do it
402
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:44,580
with him.
I assumed you two did that
403
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,015
already.
Me, too.
404
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,717
No!
And now he wants us to do it
405
00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:49,636
with the Chinese guy across the
street, so I knew you wouldn't
406
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,554
be into that.
Well, no, I'm not into that.
407
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,223
That's bizarre.
Exactly.
408
00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:55,198
I feel like I should be doing it
with you guys.
409
00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:56,392
Ah...
Come on, man.
410
00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:57,861
This is getting weird and messy.
411
00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,362
I-I don't want to get you
involved.
412
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,000
Come on, guys.
There's too many people.
413
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,615
Just go do it with Frank.
I know... okay, well, is Dee
414
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:03,867
in on it?
Ew!
415
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,401
God, no!
Why would we... ugh.
416
00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:07,153
That's why she's at the
factory, to distract her.
417
00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:09,906
Come on, guys.
It should be you and me, okay?
418
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,680
I like cream pies as much as the
next guy.
419
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,877
Oh, shh... don't-don't say it
out loud.
420
00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:17,297
Well, okay, okay, okay.
Let me make a... cream pie...
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00:16:17,414 --> 00:16:19,549
for you, okay?
Then you can try it.
422
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:23,052
See what you think.
I do not want to taste your
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00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,338
cream pie.
They taste great, I can
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00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:27,140
guarantee it.
(Dennis gasps)
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00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,225
You've tasted yours?
Of course I have.
426
00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:30,510
Haven't you?
No!
427
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,145
I've tasted mine.
I didn't like it.
428
00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,897
I've tasted mine, yeah.
I-I liked mine.
429
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:35,694
Whatever, dude.
If you don't care about the
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00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,517
taste, fine, all right?
But they're not just gonna be
431
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:39,185
for us anyway.
It's not... what?
432
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,853
What?
We're gonna sell them to
433
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,689
everyone in Philly.
Who the hell's gonna want to
434
00:16:42,823 --> 00:16:44,324
buy them?
Everyone's gonna want to buy
435
00:16:44,441 --> 00:16:46,401
them, everyone loves them,
especially little kids.
436
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,527
Ew... dude!
Little kids?
437
00:16:47,661 --> 00:16:49,112
I'd love watching a kid do it.
438
00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,966
Dude, you are gonna get in
a lot of trouble.
439
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,615
Hell no, dude.
It's not like I'm gonna do it
440
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,417
without the parents' permission,
I'll do everything...
441
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,952
Oh!
No parent is gonna let you...
442
00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,670
Where are you gonna go?
The parents are gonna watch.
443
00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,672
They're gonna be so psyched...
They're gonna want to watch!
444
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,424
What are you talking about?
Oh, we got to go overseas for
445
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,842
that. That's just...
No.
446
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,544
No, you don't.
That's as American as it gets.
447
00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,346
Guys, you gotta think about this
as a business venture, right?
448
00:17:06,463 --> 00:17:08,097
The three of us combine our
ingredients, making, like, one
449
00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:11,050
gigantic, delicious cream pie,
some little kid sucking it down
450
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:13,803
and he's paying us for the
pleasure.
451
00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:17,357
Hang on a second.
What kind of cream pie are you
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00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:20,476
talking about?
What... kind of cream pie are
453
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:23,730
you talking about?
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00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:26,366
Cream pies.
Everyone loves them.
455
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:30,820
Comedians, baseball players,
even protestors.
456
00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:36,876
Cream pies are a rich American
tradition and also delicious.
457
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:42,081
Mmm, my mouth's getting wet just
watching her eat that cream pie.
458
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:45,218
Asians know electronics.
And fish.
459
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:49,689
But Americans know cream pies--
except for them.
460
00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:56,596
God bless cream pies, and God
bless America.
461
00:17:56,730 --> 00:18:01,267
And China, too.
462
00:18:01,402 --> 00:18:05,822
Look, I'm an experienced
businessman with a long history
463
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:10,860
in Asian countries.
Imagine my cream pie taste and
464
00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:14,163
know-how combined with your
underpaid labor force.
465
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:16,833
We could corner the cream pie
market!
466
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,869
(phone ringing)
Wait, wait just a second.
467
00:18:20,004 --> 00:18:22,588
It's, uh... it's my business
partner.
468
00:18:22,706 --> 00:18:24,707
Hello?
I'm in the middle of the meeting
469
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:29,095
now.
The video killed.
470
00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:32,298
What do you mean, it's not the
same kind of cream pie?
471
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,217
Oh, wait, I'll look.
472
00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:41,691
(woman speaking indistinctly)
473
00:18:41,809 --> 00:18:46,581
Holy shit!
Holy shit... (screams)
474
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:51,734
(alarm blaring)
475
00:18:57,528 --> 00:19:01,258
Well, it looks like relying
on old Dee really paid off for
476
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:04,528
you guys after all, huh?
What are you talking about?
477
00:19:04,662 --> 00:19:07,448
Wh... my series of accidents
shut the whole factory down for,
478
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:09,917
like, a couple days.
Dee, we never asked you to
479
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,875
shut down the factory.
Yeah, that's what's been
480
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:14,338
driving up the price of fish.
Yeah, snapper's way up.
481
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:16,373
Snapper's through the roof.
Snapper's through the roof!
482
00:19:16,508 --> 00:19:18,375
We're out of snapper, Dee!
Look, you see, I told you you
483
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,127
can't count on her.
Oh, and by the way, we stole our
484
00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:21,879
Wi-Fi from that place, too.
Did you know that?
485
00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:23,653
Oh, so now we got no Wi-Fi
because of you.
486
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,299
Actually, we're pretty
dependent on that Chinese
487
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:27,050
factory.
We need the Chinese, Dee, we
488
00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:28,719
need the...
Yeah, for the cream, for
489
00:19:28,853 --> 00:19:30,270
the cr...
Don't-don't...
490
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:32,272
All right, guys, you know what?
She seems fine and I'm not
491
00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:34,150
worried about her.
Let's-let's go discuss our
492
00:19:34,192 --> 00:19:35,592
research a little bit further,
yeah?
493
00:19:35,693 --> 00:19:38,312
Ooh, for what, for what?
For one of our next schemes?
494
00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:40,864
Yeah. Yeah.
For the next scheme, Dee.
495
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:43,450
Uh, we'll be in touch.
Oh. You guys could just do
496
00:19:43,568 --> 00:19:45,285
that here, you...
Wait, I can call for more
497
00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:47,037
chairs!
Please don't leave!
498
00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:49,156
I'm very bored in here!
Listen, guys, uh, first of
499
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:52,126
all, I'm gonna suggest that we
reset our browser each time we
500
00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:54,294
do a research session.
That's a good idea.
501
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:55,579
For privacy.
Right.
502
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:57,331
Yeah, and, you know, we're
spying on ourselves.
503
00:19:57,465 --> 00:19:59,425
That doesn't really gather any
useful information.
504
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:00,474
Huh, just old porn.
505
00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:02,474
Right, we should keep spying
on the Chinese.
506
00:20:02,594 --> 00:20:05,315
Actually, when I was over there
I looked at your search history.
507
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:08,220
- It's all porn too. - Is it?
- Ugh, we're all doing it.
508
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,931
I think what you're gonna find
when you're spying on the general population
509
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:13,811
is that everyone is just, uh...
510
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,471
masturbating, constantly.
511
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,546
I know I am.
(Dennis laughs)
512
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,880
And yet you've never heard of
a cream-pie.
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00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:30,779
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