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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,389 --> 00:00:14,295 When I'm too blind to see And how you used the love 2 00:00:14,363 --> 00:00:18,212 - I give you... - Dee, what are 3 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:19,466 you doing? 4 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:20,800 I'm eating cake. 5 00:00:20,868 --> 00:00:23,169 I can see that you're eating cake, but that's Frank's 6 00:00:23,237 --> 00:00:24,397 cake from, like, a month ago. 7 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:25,371 I threw that in the trash! 8 00:00:25,438 --> 00:00:26,238 Oh, my God. 9 00:00:26,306 --> 00:00:27,139 Seriously? 10 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:28,307 Yes! 11 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:29,675 Dee, you're eating trash cake and smoking? 12 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:31,425 I mean, you know what you look like? 13 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:32,219 You look like... 14 00:00:32,287 --> 00:00:33,387 Like a bird? 15 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,656 Yeah. Yeah, of course you look like a bird. 16 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:36,524 Yeah. 17 00:00:36,592 --> 00:00:37,625 You always look like a bird. 18 00:00:37,693 --> 00:00:39,373 But I was gonna say, uh, you look like a... 19 00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:41,661 Like a, like a bird lady covered in bird shit 20 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:42,562 eating cake? 21 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:43,497 Dee, slow down, all right? 22 00:00:43,564 --> 00:00:44,498 Yeah. Let the man do this. 23 00:00:44,565 --> 00:00:45,431 Let me do my thing. 24 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:46,500 You're jumping on my thing here. 25 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:48,067 You know what she looks like? 26 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,903 She looks like a bird that has no... 27 00:00:49,971 --> 00:00:51,838 A bird with no tits and no ass? 28 00:00:51,906 --> 00:00:53,006 Dee, let us handle... 29 00:00:53,073 --> 00:00:53,874 Yeah. 30 00:00:53,941 --> 00:00:54,841 I got one, I got one. 31 00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:55,830 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 32 00:00:55,877 --> 00:00:56,642 She looks like... 33 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:57,510 Like a bird. 34 00:00:57,577 --> 00:00:58,377 That was it. 35 00:00:58,444 --> 00:00:59,177 Was that it? 36 00:00:59,245 --> 00:00:59,778 Ah... 37 00:00:59,846 --> 00:01:00,846 That was it. 38 00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:01,747 See? That would have been funny, Dee. 39 00:01:01,815 --> 00:01:02,681 Right. Yeah, Dee, don't... 40 00:01:02,749 --> 00:01:03,509 What are you doing? 41 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:04,349 You know, that's not fun. 42 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,250 Stop. Stop whatever this is. 43 00:01:05,318 --> 00:01:06,018 I don't like it. 44 00:01:06,085 --> 00:01:07,119 I'm sorry, you guys. 45 00:01:07,186 --> 00:01:07,786 I'm sorry. 46 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:08,494 Don't apologize. 47 00:01:08,522 --> 00:01:09,254 That's just sad. 48 00:01:09,322 --> 00:01:10,489 Fight back at us. 49 00:01:10,557 --> 00:01:11,456 What's the point? 50 00:01:11,525 --> 00:01:13,190 The joke's always on me, all right? 51 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:14,358 I get it. 52 00:01:14,426 --> 00:01:16,060 Yeah, but it's no fun unless you fight back. 53 00:01:16,128 --> 00:01:16,928 Yeah. 54 00:01:16,996 --> 00:01:17,729 Yeah, I'm just gonna go home. 55 00:01:17,796 --> 00:01:18,496 Good, go home. 56 00:01:18,564 --> 00:01:19,430 I hope you, uh... 57 00:01:19,498 --> 00:01:20,665 You hope I get hit by a bus? 58 00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:21,566 Dee, come on, that's... 59 00:01:21,634 --> 00:01:22,667 What difference does it make? 60 00:01:22,735 --> 00:01:24,769 I can't get any lower than I am already. 61 00:01:24,837 --> 00:01:27,304 I might as well just throw myself in front of a bus 62 00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:30,073 though, because I'm so ugly I can't even get a bus 63 00:01:30,141 --> 00:01:30,674 to hit on me. 64 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:31,374 Well. 65 00:01:31,442 --> 00:01:34,044 Geez. 66 00:01:34,111 --> 00:01:35,932 What the hell was that all about? 67 00:01:37,207 --> 00:01:39,909 I'll tell you exactly what that was. 68 00:01:50,755 --> 00:02:00,997 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 69 00:02:09,573 --> 00:02:12,107 Dee? Dee, are you dead? 70 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,276 Did you kill yourself, Dee, or...? 71 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:15,244 Ah. 72 00:02:15,311 --> 00:02:16,044 Dee, why is your door unlocked? 73 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,236 Do you realize how unsafe that is? 74 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,471 Mm-hmm. 75 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,105 Okay, Dee, this is truly pathetic, and you are 76 00:02:21,173 --> 00:02:25,207 really bringing us down, so we're gonna help you out. 77 00:02:25,327 --> 00:02:29,542 We realize we may be in some ways responsible for the 78 00:02:29,662 --> 00:02:30,512 state you're in. 79 00:02:30,632 --> 00:02:32,600 Yeah, all right, so we got an idea though, okay? 80 00:02:32,668 --> 00:02:34,801 We're gonna sign you up for an open mic night at a 81 00:02:34,868 --> 00:02:35,702 comedy club! 82 00:02:35,770 --> 00:02:36,503 Yes. 83 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,604 Right? That's your thing! 84 00:02:37,672 --> 00:02:39,105 And we're actually gonna support you, Dee. 85 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:41,274 And now that you don't care anymore, you're not gonna 86 00:02:41,342 --> 00:02:42,676 gag on stage. 87 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:44,311 Yeah, you know, you're right in that sweet spot between, 88 00:02:44,378 --> 00:02:47,514 like, suicidal and actually dead, where most comedians, 89 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:48,981 they thrive there. 90 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:51,917 Yeah, what was that thing you said about how the joke's always 91 00:02:51,984 --> 00:02:52,751 on you? 92 00:02:52,819 --> 00:02:54,152 That could be a catchphrase. 93 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:56,355 Dee, look, I don't want to pile on here, 'cause you're 94 00:02:56,423 --> 00:02:57,956 clearly very close to killing yourself... 95 00:02:58,024 --> 00:02:59,291 Yeah. 96 00:02:59,359 --> 00:03:01,293 ...but I got to say, I totally disagree with the guys 97 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:02,060 on this. 98 00:03:02,128 --> 00:03:03,529 I'm glad you've given up. 99 00:03:03,596 --> 00:03:06,431 And I want to propose something totally different: I would like 100 00:03:06,498 --> 00:03:08,065 to find you a man. 101 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:09,033 Come on. 102 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,063 Yeah. A man to settle down with. 103 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:11,697 Now, I'm not talking about a smart man, not-not 104 00:03:11,737 --> 00:03:13,972 a handsome man, but a very, very average if not 105 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:17,174 below average man to take you off of our hands forever. 106 00:03:17,242 --> 00:03:19,511 Yeah, okay. Go ahead. 107 00:03:19,578 --> 00:03:20,512 Go with it. 108 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:21,512 Go with it? 109 00:03:21,579 --> 00:03:22,178 Which one? 110 00:03:22,246 --> 00:03:23,246 You were not clear. 111 00:03:23,314 --> 00:03:24,180 The thing. Whatever. Both. 112 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:24,948 I don't care. 113 00:03:25,016 --> 00:03:25,937 Let's-let's do my plan. 114 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:26,650 The comedy plan. 115 00:03:26,718 --> 00:03:27,751 Let's do our plan. 116 00:03:27,819 --> 00:03:29,459 We're gonna do the comedy plan, all right? 117 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:31,421 Meh. 118 00:03:48,838 --> 00:03:49,553 Dude, she is gonna 119 00:03:49,673 --> 00:03:51,908 bomb so hard, and then she's gonna feel worse. 120 00:03:51,975 --> 00:03:52,709 It's okay, dude. 121 00:03:52,838 --> 00:03:54,705 She'll tell a couple jokes, and then we'll, like, fake laugh 122 00:03:54,772 --> 00:03:55,706 and stuff, you know? 123 00:03:55,773 --> 00:03:57,674 And tomorrow we can shit on her. 124 00:03:57,742 --> 00:04:00,444 And she'll fight back and be happy again. 125 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:03,014 Say something! 126 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:04,721 I decided to stop showering. 127 00:04:04,749 --> 00:04:06,550 Too much, Frank, too much. 128 00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:07,418 That's... 129 00:04:07,486 --> 00:04:08,519 There was no joke told. 130 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:10,353 I just figured, "What's the point? 131 00:04:10,421 --> 00:04:12,155 I'm just a filthy person." 132 00:04:12,223 --> 00:04:15,658 I passed out at the park the other day, and a couple of kids 133 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:19,795 wrote, "Wash me" in the filth on my vagina. 134 00:04:19,863 --> 00:04:21,531 Gross. 135 00:04:21,598 --> 00:04:22,732 That was kind of funny, man. 136 00:04:22,799 --> 00:04:23,720 That was kind of funny. 137 00:04:23,734 --> 00:04:24,501 It was so gross. 138 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:25,534 It was gross. 139 00:04:25,601 --> 00:04:27,302 Yeah, but that guy over there laughed. 140 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,471 I guess, joke's on me. 141 00:04:29,539 --> 00:04:31,340 There's the catchphrase. 142 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:32,241 Yeah, yeah! Ca... 143 00:04:32,308 --> 00:04:33,208 Yeah, that's like a ca... 144 00:04:33,276 --> 00:04:34,209 This is ridiculous. 145 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:36,345 I'm gonna go select some men for Dee. 146 00:04:36,413 --> 00:04:37,129 This is a waste of time. 147 00:04:37,174 --> 00:04:40,477 Um, I stepped in front of a bus, but it missed me. 148 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:43,245 I can't even get a bus to hit on me. 149 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:45,715 People are laughing! 150 00:04:45,782 --> 00:04:46,616 We love it! 151 00:04:46,683 --> 00:04:47,483 For real. 152 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:48,150 For real? 153 00:04:48,218 --> 00:04:49,184 Yeah! 154 00:04:49,252 --> 00:04:50,319 Knock, knock, knock. 155 00:04:50,387 --> 00:04:51,988 Can we say hi? There she is! 156 00:04:52,055 --> 00:04:52,989 Comedy star. 157 00:04:53,056 --> 00:04:53,689 Dee so funny. 158 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:54,423 Really funny. 159 00:04:54,491 --> 00:04:55,391 Oh, my God, so funny. 160 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:56,658 Great! It was absolutely great! 161 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:58,793 You did the bus joke, and it was like... 162 00:04:58,861 --> 00:04:59,794 They loved the catchphrase. 163 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:00,943 They loved the catchphrase! 164 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:02,003 And think about this, Dee. 165 00:05:02,065 --> 00:05:03,065 You didn't even gag once. 166 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:03,932 Not one dry heave, nothing. 167 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,933 I guess I did pretty good. 168 00:05:05,001 --> 00:05:05,734 Yeah, great! 169 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:07,102 "Pretty good," she said! 170 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:08,337 Dee, it was one of those shows where you're, like, "Whoa!" 171 00:05:08,405 --> 00:05:09,604 Oh, my goodness. 172 00:05:09,672 --> 00:05:10,672 And then your brain goes. 173 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,180 All right, guys, will you stop, okay? 174 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,141 You're not helping. 175 00:05:13,208 --> 00:05:14,275 Please, go get a drink, all right? 176 00:05:14,343 --> 00:05:15,043 Give us a second. 177 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,144 I need to talk to Dee. 178 00:05:16,211 --> 00:05:16,977 We tried. 179 00:05:17,046 --> 00:05:17,745 Yeah, you tried. 180 00:05:17,812 --> 00:05:18,513 That was it. 181 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:19,514 Thanks, guys. 182 00:05:19,581 --> 00:05:20,381 All right, listen, listen to me. 183 00:05:20,449 --> 00:05:21,682 Your set tonight was terrible. 184 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:23,017 It was atrocious. 185 00:05:23,085 --> 00:05:24,485 Every single thing that came out of your mouth was trash. 186 00:05:24,553 --> 00:05:25,553 It was filth. It was disgusting. 187 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:27,221 That's what really happened, okay? 188 00:05:27,289 --> 00:05:28,656 I want to be very clear about this. 189 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:31,324 Now, listen, I brought some men for you to look at, all right? 190 00:05:31,392 --> 00:05:32,259 I've got some selections. 191 00:05:32,326 --> 00:05:33,660 Now, they're not great. 192 00:05:33,727 --> 00:05:35,662 They're not, they're not anybody to brag about, but, uh, you 193 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:37,130 know, they're men. 194 00:05:37,198 --> 00:05:39,066 And they're probably willing to spend their life with you, so... 195 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,567 Uh, hey, uh, sorry to interrupt. 196 00:05:40,634 --> 00:05:43,002 My name's Snyder, and I'm a talent scout. 197 00:05:43,071 --> 00:05:44,371 And I just caught your last set. 198 00:05:44,439 --> 00:05:45,371 You were hilarious. 199 00:05:45,439 --> 00:05:47,639 So I just wanted to give you my card. 200 00:05:47,707 --> 00:05:48,807 Give me a call. 201 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,742 No, she will not be calling you, sir, okay? 202 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:51,677 Please do not encourage her. 203 00:05:51,744 --> 00:05:52,844 Get out of here. 204 00:05:52,912 --> 00:05:53,979 You're-you're interrupting my work, all right? 205 00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:55,914 You're not on my list of chosen men. 206 00:05:55,982 --> 00:05:56,715 Why would you be? 207 00:05:56,783 --> 00:05:57,515 What are you...? 208 00:05:57,584 --> 00:05:58,216 Christ. 209 00:05:58,284 --> 00:05:58,951 What are you doing? 210 00:05:59,018 --> 00:05:59,898 Why would you do that? 211 00:05:59,919 --> 00:06:01,219 Come on, Dee. 212 00:06:01,287 --> 00:06:02,454 That guy clearly just lurks around these places pretending 213 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:04,723 to be a talent scout so he can hit on women. 214 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:06,825 Now look-look at my selects, all right? 215 00:06:06,893 --> 00:06:07,960 Look at these guys, huh? 216 00:06:08,027 --> 00:06:09,561 Yeah, I know. 217 00:06:09,628 --> 00:06:11,428 This one's just, like, one big chin. 218 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,263 Well, I didn't have a lot to work with. 219 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,232 You know, here we are, and look at you. 220 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,068 I mean, for Christ's sakes, look. 221 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:18,102 Okay, I'm sorry. 222 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,536 Look, I want this to work, I really do. 223 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,472 So I know I can do better, all right? 224 00:06:21,539 --> 00:06:22,773 Can you do better, all right? 225 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,642 I'm gonna be at your house tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.m. 226 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:26,676 Have some new candidates for you to look at, all right? 227 00:06:26,744 --> 00:06:27,376 Okay. 228 00:06:27,444 --> 00:06:28,411 This is gonna work. 229 00:06:28,479 --> 00:06:29,412 This is not gonna work. 230 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,747 Let's get you cleaned up, all right? 231 00:06:30,815 --> 00:06:33,616 God, everything you did tonight was so gross. 232 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,281 Dee, open up! Open! 233 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:39,382 You're locking your door all of sudden? 234 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:40,330 What is that? Come on. 235 00:06:40,351 --> 00:06:41,218 You care all of a sudden? 236 00:06:41,285 --> 00:06:41,852 What? What? 237 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:42,619 Hey, let me in. 238 00:06:42,686 --> 00:06:43,486 I got selections for you. 239 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:44,520 Now's not a good time. 240 00:06:44,588 --> 00:06:45,789 I'm right in the middle of something. 241 00:06:45,857 --> 00:06:47,057 They're good selections. 242 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,625 Hey, it's the time I said, so it's the time it'll be. 243 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:50,025 Now let me in. I got selects. 244 00:06:50,093 --> 00:06:51,894 I don't care about your selects. 245 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:52,594 Go! 246 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,422 What are you doing? 247 00:06:53,429 --> 00:06:54,130 Are you hiding something? 248 00:06:54,197 --> 00:06:54,864 No. 249 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:55,732 Is someone in there? 250 00:06:55,799 --> 00:06:56,565 No, no. Don't worry about it. 251 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,714 Let me in or I'll barge in. 252 00:06:57,768 --> 00:06:59,668 Hey, everything all right over there, Dee? 253 00:06:59,736 --> 00:07:01,070 Yeah, it's fine. 254 00:07:01,138 --> 00:07:03,105 Oh, no. 255 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,606 Dee, oh... Oh! 256 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,606 Snyder? 257 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:06,374 Mm-hmm. 258 00:07:06,441 --> 00:07:07,675 He's clearly using you. 259 00:07:07,743 --> 00:07:09,778 Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career. 260 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:10,779 I am not using him. 261 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:11,980 Oh, you're not using him? 262 00:07:12,047 --> 00:07:12,814 Nope. 263 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:13,447 Oh, good, good, good, good. 264 00:07:13,515 --> 00:07:14,196 So, you like him? 265 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:14,916 Mm-hmm. 266 00:07:14,984 --> 00:07:15,616 Find him attractive? 267 00:07:15,684 --> 00:07:16,918 Absolutely. 268 00:07:16,986 --> 00:07:18,619 Describe the ways in which you find him attractive. 269 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:22,156 He's got... he's got all of 270 00:07:22,223 --> 00:07:23,857 his skin, still. 271 00:07:23,925 --> 00:07:24,892 Well, I would hope so. 272 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:28,528 And that he has plenty of... 273 00:07:28,596 --> 00:07:29,562 teeth to get... 274 00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:30,697 But not all of them? 275 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,032 No, not all of them. 276 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,433 Hmm. 277 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:35,502 Dee, why can't you see that this is the same pattern that you 278 00:07:35,569 --> 00:07:36,703 always fall into? 279 00:07:36,771 --> 00:07:38,737 Some guy uses you or you use him. 280 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,139 And then you know what happens? 281 00:07:40,207 --> 00:07:42,108 It's use, use, use, fail, fail, fail, and then it's suicide. 282 00:07:42,176 --> 00:07:44,343 You think you can't go any lower? 283 00:07:44,411 --> 00:07:45,344 Because you can. 284 00:07:45,412 --> 00:07:46,545 Oh, yeah? 285 00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:48,915 Well, he got me another gig for tonight, boner. 286 00:07:48,982 --> 00:07:50,183 What do you think of about that? 287 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:54,052 What-what is that? 288 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,288 What are you... what are you doing? 289 00:07:56,355 --> 00:07:57,422 Sound effects. 290 00:07:57,489 --> 00:07:59,390 Oh, goddamn, Dee. 291 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:01,326 You have no idea what's funny. 292 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,694 Don't do sound effects. 293 00:08:02,761 --> 00:08:05,596 Don't do... don't... wh-what... 294 00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:07,765 Oh, oh, oh. 295 00:08:12,938 --> 00:08:13,938 Hey, hey, hey! Oh! 296 00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:15,873 Hey, Dennis, oh, check this place out. 297 00:08:15,941 --> 00:08:16,974 This is legit. 298 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:19,009 Dude, dude, Dee's opening for Landslide. 299 00:08:19,077 --> 00:08:20,144 That guy's, like, the real deal. 300 00:08:20,212 --> 00:08:21,345 I've never heard of him. 301 00:08:21,412 --> 00:08:22,746 Mostly diarrhea jokes. 302 00:08:22,814 --> 00:08:24,114 Yeah, he's the diarrhea guy, but it look-looks like this 303 00:08:24,182 --> 00:08:26,316 comedy stuff's paying off for her. 304 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:27,550 Yeah, well... 305 00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:29,018 Hey, you don't get a gig like this by accident. 306 00:08:29,086 --> 00:08:31,020 Oh, come on, don't get too excited, all right? 307 00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:33,056 She got the gig 'cause she's banging some creep. 308 00:08:33,123 --> 00:08:34,224 It's not gonna go well. 309 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,091 Who's the nerd? 310 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:36,459 Who, this guy? This is Walt. 311 00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:38,494 Yeah, guy's got no self-esteem, just like Dee, so they're 312 00:08:38,562 --> 00:08:39,863 perfect for each other. 313 00:08:39,930 --> 00:08:41,730 So after she bombs tonight, I'll put them together, thereby 314 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:44,766 controlling the situation, and her, as I always have and I 315 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,301 always will. 316 00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:47,469 What? 317 00:08:47,536 --> 00:08:49,139 Uh... Walt, just Walt-Walt's the plan. 318 00:08:49,578 --> 00:08:50,129 I'm Walt. 319 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:51,071 Yeah, shut up, Walt. 320 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,105 They know who you are. 321 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:53,240 I'm sorry. 322 00:08:53,308 --> 00:08:55,408 Ladies and gentlemen, Sweet Dee Reynolds! 323 00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:57,577 Sweet Dee! 324 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:04,350 Sweet Dee, joke's on you! 325 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:11,223 She's got fans now? 326 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,624 Christ, come on. 327 00:09:12,692 --> 00:09:17,396 So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day. 328 00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:21,900 The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag. 329 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:24,135 She said "vagina." 330 00:09:24,204 --> 00:09:25,370 A woman said "vagina." 331 00:09:25,438 --> 00:09:27,072 That's what makes it funny! 332 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:28,072 Tasteless. 333 00:09:28,139 --> 00:09:31,141 Vagina, vagina. 334 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:32,376 Vagina, vagina. 335 00:09:36,715 --> 00:09:38,916 And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup. 336 00:09:38,983 --> 00:09:39,917 But it's funny! 337 00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:41,919 It's not funny, it's not funny. 338 00:09:41,986 --> 00:09:42,953 It's funny, Dennis. 339 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:43,986 What are you doing? 340 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:44,954 Will you stop laughing, Walt? 341 00:09:45,022 --> 00:09:46,055 Oh, my God, this is the worst. 342 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:47,990 People will laugh at absolutely anything. 343 00:09:48,058 --> 00:09:49,025 This is comedy? 344 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:53,096 So, men are just so hard. 345 00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:55,865 Tell you what, they all walk out on me. 346 00:09:55,933 --> 00:09:57,467 Every one of them. 347 00:09:57,535 --> 00:10:00,769 I can't even keep crabs in this vagina. 348 00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:03,505 They're all like, "Clickety 349 00:10:03,573 --> 00:10:05,653 clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack. 350 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:09,445 I got to get out of here!" Evacuate vagina. 351 00:10:09,512 --> 00:10:10,846 "Clickety clackety, clickety..." 352 00:10:10,913 --> 00:10:14,850 The crabs have machine guns. 353 00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,016 That makes sense. 354 00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:18,453 All right, well, that's it for me tonight. 355 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,756 I'd like to say it was fun, but I've had a better time ripping 356 00:10:21,823 --> 00:10:22,890 out my own pubes. 357 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,325 Shellac, shellac, rip! 358 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:28,363 Ping, ping, ping, ow! 359 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:30,965 Okay, you guys, well, I'm Sweet 360 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,032 Dee, and the joke's on me! 361 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,270 What is going on? 362 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:37,471 This is unbelievable. 363 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,906 Let's give it up for Landslide! 364 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:45,145 Well, that was a funny white 365 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,347 bitch, wasn't it? Skinny though. 366 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,149 I took bigger dumps than her. 367 00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,822 It's a landslide! 368 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:57,923 Oh, my God. 369 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,858 I bet his diarrhea is nasty! 370 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,560 Nasty! 371 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,595 Oh, butts, vaginas and diarrhea, great. 372 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,264 This is what the world's come to. 373 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,933 Hey, hey. 374 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,268 You're on the list? 375 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,969 The list? I'm-I'm Sweet Dee's brother, so we're good. 376 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:14,138 Can't let you back there unless you're on the list. 377 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,139 We got to be on that list. 378 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,441 This is fantastic. 379 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,109 I'm not on a list for a place that I don't want to be. 380 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,210 You know how that feels? 381 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,378 Hey, Dee? Dee? 382 00:11:21,446 --> 00:11:23,013 Uh, don't play this game, Dee. 383 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,816 I-I... We're five feet away from you, I know you hear... 384 00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:26,784 Deandra. 385 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:27,818 Dee. Dee. 386 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:28,819 Da. 387 00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:29,820 Da. 388 00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:30,788 Da. 389 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,789 Dah. 390 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:32,823 Dah. 391 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:34,792 Dah. Dah. 392 00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:35,991 Dee. Dee. 393 00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:40,059 Yes, yes, yes. What? What? 394 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:41,027 Oh, hey. 395 00:11:41,094 --> 00:11:42,194 Hi. What? 396 00:11:42,262 --> 00:11:43,830 Hey, Dee, can we come back there with you? 397 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,865 Yeah, hey, we're, like, you're biggest fans, like, great 398 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:48,034 show, like, good job, like, shut up, I'm sorry. 399 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:49,035 We're gonna start a fan club. 400 00:11:49,102 --> 00:11:49,797 Oh, come on, stop kissing her ass. 401 00:11:49,924 --> 00:11:50,891 Dee, enough of this, okay? 402 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,453 Step over the rope and come meet Walt. 403 00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:53,508 Tell you what. 404 00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:54,509 You three, you're in. 405 00:11:54,576 --> 00:11:55,543 Dennis, you're out. 406 00:11:55,611 --> 00:11:57,345 Go before she changes her mind, go. 407 00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,373 Hey! Faced! Thanks, Dee. 408 00:11:58,381 --> 00:12:00,348 Dee, who do you think you are? 409 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,866 What is the matter with you, Dennis? 410 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:02,843 You see them? 411 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:03,844 They're supporting me, okay? 412 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:05,144 Because they believe in me. 413 00:12:05,211 --> 00:12:07,713 A fan club could really help further my career. 414 00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:09,381 Career? Oh, wow, Dee. 415 00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:10,650 See, you don't have a career. 416 00:12:10,717 --> 00:12:12,618 All right? So I need you to stop all this right now. 417 00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:13,686 It's gone too far. 418 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:14,687 Now, come meet Walt. 419 00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:15,855 He is my select. 420 00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:17,757 You know what I think this is about, Dennis? 421 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:18,758 I think you're jealous. 422 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,592 I don't think you want me to succeed. 423 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,627 Dee, let me be very clear about something. 424 00:12:22,695 --> 00:12:24,328 You will never succeed. 425 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,764 Ever. 426 00:12:25,831 --> 00:12:28,099 Instead, you will fly too close to the sun, and you will choke 427 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,601 and you will gag in a spectacular manner. 428 00:12:30,670 --> 00:12:33,038 So, please, for the love of God, take Walt. 429 00:12:33,105 --> 00:12:34,372 Hi, I'm Walt. 430 00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:36,074 She knows your goddamn name, Walt; I said it, like, a 431 00:12:36,142 --> 00:12:36,807 thousand times. 432 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:37,808 Look, you know what? 433 00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:39,576 I don't want to be with Walt, okay? 434 00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,378 And I don't want you to find me a man. 435 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:44,814 What I need you to do is stay out of my way, because Sweet Dee 436 00:12:44,882 --> 00:12:46,983 is gonna be a star. 437 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:54,757 Oh. 438 00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:19,514 All right! 439 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,516 Here, buddy, everyone else. 440 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:29,624 Right, I'm Sweet Dee, and the joke's on me! 441 00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:32,093 Thank you very much. 442 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,427 Good night. 443 00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,214 I don't care that you only have 444 00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,103 one mic. Look at me! 445 00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:43,004 Dee Reynolds does not use mics that other so-called comedians 446 00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:44,178 have spit into, okay? 447 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,832 So get another one. 448 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,933 Dee Reynolds? 449 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:47,967 Mm-hmm. 450 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,001 Hi, I'm Michael Rotenberg. 451 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,549 I'm a talent manager from Los Angeles. 452 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,613 I've heard a lot about you. 453 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,138 Oh, hi. Well... 454 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,974 I've got a proposition for you. 455 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,282 One of my bigger clients is supposed to do Conan tomorrow 456 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,577 night, and something came up. 457 00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:01,179 They need to fill the spot, and I brought your name up. 458 00:14:01,247 --> 00:14:02,715 Are you interested? 459 00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:04,816 Conan O... 460 00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:05,850 Conan O'Brien? 461 00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,218 Yeah. 462 00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:08,686 I would love to represent you, too; I think you're amazing. 463 00:14:08,754 --> 00:14:11,155 I can fly you to L.A. tomorrow on my private jet, and we can go 464 00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:12,156 straight Conan. 465 00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,190 What do you say? 466 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:14,358 Uh, well, my goodness. 467 00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:17,061 This is all... This is all... 468 00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:20,030 - This is all... - This is all... 469 00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:20,998 Oh, boy, hold on. 470 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,565 Uh, you okay? 471 00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:23,800 Oh, yeah, yeah. 472 00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:26,036 It's just, uh, just had a little piece of sausage. 473 00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,337 Okay, I'm sure you did. 474 00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:29,524 Um, now, I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here, am I? 475 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,642 Do you already have representation? 476 00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:32,609 Representation? No. 477 00:14:32,677 --> 00:14:34,678 Hey, sweetheart, there you are. 478 00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:35,679 Ew! Mm-mm. 479 00:14:35,747 --> 00:14:36,548 Who the hell's that? 480 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,880 This is, uh, my new manager. 481 00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:38,981 What? 482 00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,750 Sorry, Snyder, I don't need you anymore. 483 00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,985 This guy's taking me to Hollywood on a private jet. 484 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:43,986 What? Hollywood! 485 00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:44,954 Hollywood! 486 00:14:45,022 --> 00:14:46,022 We're going to Hollywood! 487 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:47,056 No, no, no! 488 00:14:47,124 --> 00:14:48,424 We're not going anywhere. 489 00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,059 There's plenty of room if you want to take your friends. 490 00:14:50,127 --> 00:14:51,027 There's no room, okay? 491 00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,511 I have no use for you guys anymore. 492 00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:54,517 Hey, what do you say we go back to my hotel and have sex? 493 00:14:54,637 --> 00:14:55,603 Absolutely. 494 00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:56,638 Screw you, guys. 495 00:14:56,705 --> 00:14:57,752 What the hell, Dee?! We made you! 496 00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,357 I'm sorry, you made me?! 497 00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:01,209 You made me?! 498 00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:02,429 I made you! 499 00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:03,997 Screw you guys, all right? 500 00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,966 Oh. 501 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:19,928 - Here we go. - Okay. 502 00:15:19,976 --> 00:15:20,709 You excited? 503 00:15:20,777 --> 00:15:21,309 Am I excited? 504 00:15:21,377 --> 00:15:22,744 Y... yes, I am. 505 00:15:22,812 --> 00:15:23,411 Yes, I... 506 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,312 Dee, wait, wait. 507 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:25,747 Wait. 508 00:15:25,815 --> 00:15:27,082 I made a mistake. 509 00:15:27,149 --> 00:15:28,784 All this time, I've been searching for the perfect guy to 510 00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:31,619 take you off of my hands forever, but... I realized 511 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:32,920 something. 512 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:37,458 The perfect guy's been under my nose the entire time. 513 00:15:37,526 --> 00:15:39,894 It's me, Dee. 514 00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:41,863 I'm the perfect select. 515 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,865 I know, I've spent my entire life shitting all over your 516 00:15:43,932 --> 00:15:47,133 dreams, and not supporting you, but I was wrong, Dee. 517 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:48,902 I see that now. 518 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,704 You can succeed. 519 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,939 You will be a star. 520 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,541 You have to take me. 521 00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:57,878 I'm your twin brother. 522 00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,880 I love you, Dee. 523 00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:06,084 Dennis... 524 00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:08,521 suck my dick. 525 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:12,858 Wait. 526 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:13,859 Dee! 527 00:16:13,927 --> 00:16:15,293 No, wait, Dee, wait! 528 00:16:15,361 --> 00:16:16,629 Don't do this, Dee! 529 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:18,130 Dee, wait! 530 00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:19,497 Dee, stop! 531 00:16:19,565 --> 00:16:20,932 Don't fly away now! 532 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,299 Dee, wait! 533 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:24,869 Wait! 534 00:16:24,937 --> 00:16:27,572 So when we get to L.A., you're going straight into the 535 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,907 limo and right to Conan. 536 00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,642 I'm gonna whisk you right backstage, and we go straight 537 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:31,409 on. 538 00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:32,516 This is the big-time, Dee. 539 00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:33,745 You're not in Philadelphia anymore, okay? 540 00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:35,145 Mm-hmm. 541 00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:36,112 People are gonna be screaming your name, there's gonna be 542 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:36,847 paparazzi. 543 00:16:36,915 --> 00:16:38,181 Papa... whew. 544 00:16:38,249 --> 00:16:39,082 Paparazzi, huh? 545 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,050 Yes. 546 00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:40,951 I tipped them off. 547 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:42,452 It's all about image. 548 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,486 It's great! 549 00:16:43,555 --> 00:16:44,555 It's all great. 550 00:16:44,622 --> 00:16:45,989 It's all super sudden though, isn't it? 551 00:16:46,057 --> 00:16:47,791 Ooh. 552 00:16:47,859 --> 00:16:49,459 There's a real smell to that one. 553 00:16:49,527 --> 00:16:50,193 Yeah, that... 554 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:50,960 Are you okay? 555 00:16:51,028 --> 00:16:51,727 That one was... came... 556 00:16:51,795 --> 00:16:52,595 started deep, that's all. 557 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,729 This is your moment, Dee. 558 00:16:53,797 --> 00:16:55,064 If you nail this, we're talking 559 00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,266 sitcoms, movie deals, the whole nine yards. 560 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,100 Yeah. 561 00:16:58,168 --> 00:16:59,035 So let's get focused. 562 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,036 Yes. 563 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:00,836 All right. 564 00:17:00,904 --> 00:17:01,837 Yeah. 565 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:02,872 Let's focus. 566 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,239 Focus. 567 00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,208 Don't call it a comeback 568 00:17:09,745 --> 00:17:12,080 I've been here for years I'm rockin' my peers 569 00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:14,649 Puttin' suckers in fear I'm gonna take this 570 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:17,852 itty bitty world by storm And I'm just gettin' warm 571 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,088 I'm gonna knock you out 572 00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:21,222 Huh! 573 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,223 Mama said knock you out Huh! 574 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,593 I'm gonna knock you out Huh! 575 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,861 Mama said knock you out Huh! 576 00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:29,863 I'm gonna knock you out 577 00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,999 Mama said knock you out Huh! 578 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:32,866 Welcome to Los Angeles. 579 00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:33,400 Are you ready? 580 00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,267 Okay. 581 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:35,335 Here we go. 582 00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:36,770 Mama said knock you out... 583 00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:43,743 This is insane. 584 00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:44,644 Driver, take the canyons. 585 00:17:44,712 --> 00:17:45,979 Don't go on the highway. 586 00:17:46,046 --> 00:17:46,913 Let's see... 587 00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:48,852 You're gonna be great! 588 00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:49,876 You're gonna be great! 589 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,845 Here we go again. 590 00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:52,980 You ready? 591 00:17:53,048 --> 00:17:57,483 Okay, Dee is here, Dee 592 00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:59,013 Reynolds is here! 593 00:17:59,133 --> 00:17:59,853 Well, you're late. 594 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:00,607 Hair and makeup! 595 00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,035 We got to go. 596 00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:03,202 The announcer's gonna call your name, you're gonna walk right 597 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:04,804 through those curtains and do your routine. 598 00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:06,242 This is your moment, you got to grab it, jump on it, okay? 599 00:18:06,309 --> 00:18:08,110 I'll be very... Good. You're gonna be great. 600 00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:09,302 You made it, Dee. 601 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,336 Dee, Dee, you're gonna be a star, all right? 602 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:11,244 I made it, I made it. 603 00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:12,005 You made it. 604 00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:13,240 Okay, calm down, you can do this. 605 00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:14,876 You did this all by yourself, you can do this. 606 00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:16,310 Okay. 607 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,193 Ladies and gentlemen, a very funny woman, Miss Sweet 608 00:18:19,313 --> 00:18:21,181 Dee Reynolds. 609 00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:23,216 Dee Reynolds is a star. 610 00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,169 The joke's on you! 611 00:18:39,733 --> 00:18:43,168 Speech, speech, 612 00:18:43,235 --> 00:18:44,603 speech, speech, speech... 613 00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,506 Shh, shh, shh! 614 00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:50,208 What... 615 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:51,944 What is going on? 616 00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:53,178 We got you, Dee! 617 00:18:53,245 --> 00:18:54,312 We tricked you, we tricked you, we tricked you! 618 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,246 We set the whole thing up! 619 00:18:55,314 --> 00:18:55,847 You know? 620 00:18:55,915 --> 00:18:56,615 Yeah! 621 00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:57,482 None of that was real. 622 00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,215 All of these people are actors. 623 00:18:58,283 --> 00:18:59,349 I chartered a jet. 624 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:02,219 We flew all over Philadelphia for six hours. 625 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,520 And I'm a garbage man. 626 00:19:03,589 --> 00:19:04,589 He's a garbage man! 627 00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:05,923 He's your garbage man! 628 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:06,757 You've met him. 629 00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:07,524 None of this is real, Dee! 630 00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:08,492 None of it! 631 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,994 Hey, hey, some of it was real. 632 00:19:10,062 --> 00:19:10,995 Yeah! 633 00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:12,162 You banged that guy! 634 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,497 Hey, best part? 635 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,133 Dennis wasn't even in on any of it! 636 00:19:17,201 --> 00:19:18,969 I was and I wasn't. 637 00:19:19,036 --> 00:19:20,036 I was and I wasn't. 638 00:19:20,104 --> 00:19:21,137 He wasn't, he wasn't. 639 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:22,538 No, no, no. 640 00:19:22,607 --> 00:19:23,940 No, we knew we had to drag him through the mud, make it seem 641 00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:24,741 legit. 642 00:19:24,809 --> 00:19:25,642 It was great, it was great. 643 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,676 The joke's on him, too! 644 00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:27,777 Yeah, joke's on him! 645 00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:29,112 Well, it was good. 646 00:19:29,179 --> 00:19:29,778 It was a good joke. 647 00:19:29,846 --> 00:19:30,613 It was a good joke. 648 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,413 Good joke, guys, I love jokes. 649 00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:32,247 She's got more to say. 650 00:19:32,315 --> 00:19:33,015 Oh. 651 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:33,782 She's got more to say. 652 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,250 Why would you do this? 653 00:19:35,318 --> 00:19:37,285 Oh, well, you know, you were being all mopey and annoying... 654 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:38,286 Yeah. 655 00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,554 ...complaining and stuff. 656 00:19:39,623 --> 00:19:41,389 We wanted to show you that you could sink lower. 657 00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:42,891 Talking about killing yourself, ugh. 658 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,994 Some things you just don't joke about, okay? 659 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:45,742 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 660 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:46,427 You took it too far. 661 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,128 Right. 662 00:19:47,195 --> 00:19:47,829 Too far. 663 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:48,663 Yeah. 664 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,098 I took it too far? 665 00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:51,099 That's what I said. 666 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,901 Oh... I took... I took it too far? 667 00:19:54,969 --> 00:19:59,706 Oh, God, you sons of bitches! 668 00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:05,211 And there she goes! 669 00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:06,246 She's back! 670 00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:08,048 I... no! 671 00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,117 All right, so we got Dee back, and I think we may have 672 00:20:11,184 --> 00:20:11,951 broke Dennis. 673 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:12,785 Broke me? 674 00:20:12,853 --> 00:20:13,819 Nah, come on, I'm good. 675 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:15,287 I love all this. 676 00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:16,288 This is great. 677 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:18,323 I'm gonna pop out for a little while. 678 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,960 He's not loving it. 679 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:21,661 He's not. 680 00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:22,928 He's not loving it. 681 00:20:22,996 --> 00:20:24,663 No, he's not. He might go kill himself. 682 00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:40,612 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 683 00:20:40,662 --> 00:20:45,212 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45180

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