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[Playing "Hot Cross Buns" off-key]
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[Sniffles]
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[Music continues]
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Are you seeing this? Are these people...
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...feeling half of what I'm feeling?
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I-It's so beautiful.
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It is. It's that beauty,
it's why we're all crying,
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- including me.
- [Sniffles]
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- Thanks.
- Look at Bunny.
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Couldn't be more proud.
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Hold on. Uh, she's not even playing.
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No air coming out of here.
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Half these kids are phoning it in!
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And the ones who are playing
definitely should not be.
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God, I wish I could
just rip my ears off!
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Oh, wait, I can!
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[Grunts, laughs]
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This is much better.
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Mary: This is Alice.
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When she was a kid, she dreamed
up me to be her BFF.
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Now my girl has finally fallen in love,
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but she's in way over her head,
so I'm back to help.
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I've got this all figured out.
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- No, you don't.
- No, I don't.
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Hey, kidlings. How was school?
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- Intriguing.
- Disgusting.
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The school musical this year
is "Grease."
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A classic tale of misogyny
and female degradation.
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Only if you pay attention
to the message and the words.
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It tells women the only way to get a guy
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is to change everything about yourself!
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Through song, which is the best
way to tell anyone anything.
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So we have a range of opinions here.
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Andy, if you audition,
you're part of the problem.
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Well, at least I'll have
some kind of part.
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[Groans]
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So...
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you're thinking about getting
back into the theater game, huh?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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I-I know I swore it off after "Les Mis"
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when I got the role of Javert's tailor
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and they didn't give me a line
or let me go onstage
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and it wasn't a real part,
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but "Grease" is my favorite musical.
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- How can I say no to that?
- Totally.
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Hey, who's the school flying in
to operate the spotlight this year?
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Someone from Spielberg's crew,
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or some other expert
from Hollywood, California?
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Uh, nah, some kid'll do it.
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Wait, what?
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A student? You're telling me
that they allow a student
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to operate the spotlight?
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Yeah. Who cares?
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Spotlight crew's for dorks.
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You kidding me?
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It's a job for only
the coolest individuals,
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and the spotlight op is, like,
the most important part
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of any stage production.
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Really?
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Uh, yeah.
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Remember when we went
to see "The King and I,"
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and the spotlight lost the King,
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and then that whole song was just "I"?
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Yeah, that was pretty bad.
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- I guess it is an important job.
- Exactly.
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Without the spotlight,
it's just "No One on the Roof."
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Plus, th-they made that whole
movie about the spotlight guys.
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And i-it even won an Oscar, right?
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Yep.
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Yeah. W-Why be in the spotlight
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when I can control the spotlight?
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- [Door opens]
- This is what I'm saying.
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Hey, guys. [Gasps] Ooh, "Grease."
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Andy, you'd be an awesome
greaser. You trying out?
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I want to so bad.
I have to. You know what?
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I am!
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Maybe I'll do the spotlight crew
next year, Dad.
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Spotlight's for dorks.
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[Chuckles] That's what I said.
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What's wrong?
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I'm trying to get Andy
not to audition for "Grease."
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What? Why?
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'Cause every year, it's the same thing.
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I offer advice, he ignores my advice,
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we fight, someone twists
an ankle while dancing...
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we both have very delicate ankles...
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audition day comes, he throws up,
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doesn't get the part.
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[Sighs] Oh, God.
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And it breaks his heart.
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And that breaks my heart.
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I just can't do it again.
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I'm sorry. I had no idea.
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Also, I stress eat.
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For every part he loses,
I gain 10 pounds.
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Okay, well, I obviously blew up a plan
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that you have thought a lot about,
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so how about this?
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I help Andy audition.
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I don't know.
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Come on! I've been in school plays.
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At St. Vincent's,
I was Mary, mother of Jesus,
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in Stations of the Cross,
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and I stole every scene from Jesus.
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[Sighs]
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I just don't want you
to go through what I go through.
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I won't. You're his dad.
You're too close.
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Parents get so invested
when it's their own kids.
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You saw the waterworks
at Bunny's recital.
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You were crying, too.
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Can I be completely honest?
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I faked it.
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- Shut up.
- But you believed me
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because I am a very good actor,
which means I can help Andy.
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Plus, I want to keep you nice and wiry.
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All right, fine.
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See, Bunny, "Grease" is the story
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of a bunch of cool kids who,
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they hate school
and love cars and love dancing.
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- Neat!
- N-No. No.
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"Grease" is a story of a woman
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forced to abandon her individuality
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and skank it up in leather.
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- Neat!
- We're going.
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You're not allowed to watch this.
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Bunny: But now I want
to watch it even more!
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Hey, Andy. I'm on my way out...
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- Have a great night.
- Hold on. I wanted to say,
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um, your dad thinks
that I should maybe help you
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with your audition this year.
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Oh, sweet.
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Honestly, Dad was holding me back.
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Cool. All right,
we'll start tomorrow. See ya.
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Actually, can I show you
something I've been working on?
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Real quick. I-I promise.
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Go right ahead.
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[Clears throat]
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[Chuckles softly]
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I'm ready.
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Yeah, I'm just psyching myself up.
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Oh.
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It's always different
in front of an audience.
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Hmm.
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Now I forgot my line. [Chuckles]
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Should we start tomorrow?
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5:00? I'll come
straight from the office?
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Great. Yeah, I'll be
way more polished by then.
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Cool.
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What have I gotten myself into?
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Hmm, let's see. A pickle? A corner?
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A bear trap of failure and despair?
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[Laughing] Yeah, the last one.
The last one for sure.
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So since I couldn't remember
my lines from last night,
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- I thought I should hold on to these.
- Great. Let's hear it.
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Hey, guys, I had a great summer.
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Okay. Now, perform it.
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Again?
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Uh, yeah. One more time. For me.
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Hey, guys, I had a great summer.
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Go big.
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Bigger than that?
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Eh, you know,
I-I want to keep it grounded.
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How about you go as big as you can,
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and then we'll just
turn it down from there?
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[Shouting] Hey, guys,
I had a great summer!
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You know what?
We don't need these today.
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Let's forget these.
Today isn't about acting.
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Today is about believing.
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You have to believe you are the part,
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which is why I'm gonna throw
beanbags at you.
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What? Uh, why?
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To help you find your inner greaser
and bring him out. Trust me.
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This exercise worked for Blake Griffin.
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He didn't think he could do TV ads
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pimping Korean sedans, but I did.
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Box of beanbags later, he's a star.
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Of commercials.
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All right. Well, let's go, then.
[Chuckles]
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Okay. Now, remember, you're not Andy.
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- You're a tough kid from the '50s.
- Yeah.
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And every time you do
something cool, you get on a car
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and you sing about it. You're a greaser.
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Andy, catch.
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Whoo! [Chuckles]
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Caught it. Yes.
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- No. You're not Andy. You're a greaser.
- Oh. Yeah.
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So, Andy, catch.
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Ow!
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Sorry. But good. Greaser, catch!
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Greaser!
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- Andy!
- No!
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Greaser! Now feed me that line.
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Hey, guys, I had a great summer!
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Ah, damn right you did!
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Now how you feeling, Andy?
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I don't know,
'cause I'm a greaser, not Andy!
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Great. Okay, now the beanbag
part's over.
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You can be Andy again.
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[Chuckles] Whoo! Was awesome.
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See, that's the mindset you need
to land the lead role.
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- [Door opens]
- For real?
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You think... You think
I should go for the lead?
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- [Door closes]
- Of course. Go big or go home!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo!
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[Laughter] How's it going here?
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Sounds like you guys are having fun.
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Well, Alice thinks
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I should go for the lead in "Grease."
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What do you think?
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[Mumbles]
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That's awesome, buddy.
Alice, can I see you?
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Yeah.
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The lead? You told him
he could be the lead?
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He can't handle not getting chorus.
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How's he gonna handle it
when he doesn't get the lead?
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If you aim low, you hit low.
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If he aims for the lead,
he'll maybe get a line
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or a character with a name.
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Okay, here's where
we're having a miscommunication.
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He won't get any of those things,
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and he will cry and I will eat.
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You ever have nougat
covered in salty tears, Alice?
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It's delicious.
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- Okay, you need to relax and give it.
- Mnh-mnh.
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- Give it.
- Mnh-mnh.
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Give... it.
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Good. Good boy.
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Andy is going to be fine.
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You are going to be fine.
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We're all going to be fine.
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But you have to admit
he's improving already.
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[As John Travolta]
Yo, Alice, let's do this.
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Hey. See?
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I think that was Rocky.
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Oh, right.
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Oh, he's got more range than I thought.
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No.
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[Bell ringing]
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Boycott this audition!
Misogyny is their mission!
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Boycott this audition!
Misogyny is their mission!
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Sister, rethink your choice here.
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I hear you, but I really want
to be in a play.
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Perfect, 'cause I'm gonna write one...
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with a strong female protagonist!
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The anti-"Grease."
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I'll call it "Dawn"
'cause Dawn cuts grease.
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Can I still wear a poodle skirt?
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I mean, [Chuckles]
most of my plays are kind of set
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in a dystopian future,
but m-maybe, maybe.
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Boycott this audition!
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Misogyny is their mission!
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Boycott this audition!
255
00:09:04,092 --> 00:09:06,042
Misogyny is th...
256
00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,611
You're really doing this?
257
00:09:08,697 --> 00:09:11,397
Yeah, Dora, and I know
it's not politically correct.
258
00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,233
All the girls are hoes. Whatever.
259
00:09:13,318 --> 00:09:15,351
"Grease" is my destiny.
260
00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:17,103
Alice: Strut, strut.
261
00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:18,238
Strut, strut.
262
00:09:18,323 --> 00:09:20,373
Pivot, comb.
263
00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,724
Strut, strut.
264
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,526
Hop, turn, comb.
265
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:24,611
Mary: Right. Bring it.
266
00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:25,829
Strut, strut.
267
00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:27,614
- Uh, pivot, comb.
- Oh.
268
00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:28,815
Instantly bad.
269
00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:32,886
Strut, strut, hop, spin, comb.
270
00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:35,738
More like skip, skip, skip the audition.
271
00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:37,574
No, J-JK, JK.
272
00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:39,476
Seriously though,
we got a lot of work to do.
273
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:41,578
Try it again.
274
00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,880
[Stray Cats' "Rock This Town" plays]
275
00:09:48,336 --> 00:09:49,736
Whoa. Ah!
276
00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,354
Ah! Man down! Man down!
277
00:09:51,406 --> 00:09:53,239
[Laughs]
278
00:09:53,308 --> 00:09:56,776
Well, my baby and me
went out late Saturday night
279
00:09:58,163 --> 00:09:59,412
I had my hair piled high
280
00:09:59,481 --> 00:10:01,614
And my baby just looked so right
281
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,134
Well, pick you up at 10
282
00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:05,885
Gonna get you home at 2
283
00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:07,403
Mama don't know
what I got in store for you
284
00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,272
But that's all right
285
00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,507
We're looking as cool as can be
286
00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,129
Hey...
287
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:17,780
288
00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:19,582
One second.
289
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,967
Well, we found a little place
290
00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:22,619
That really didn't look half bad
291
00:10:23,738 --> 00:10:25,755
I had a whiskey on the rocks
292
00:10:25,841 --> 00:10:26,723
And changed half a dollar
for the jukebox...
293
00:10:26,808 --> 00:10:29,159
Greaser, greaser, greaser.
294
00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:31,127
I put a quarter right into that can
295
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,947
But all they played was disco, man
296
00:10:34,032 --> 00:10:38,017
Come on, baby, baby, let's get
out of here right away
297
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,569
We're gonna rock this town
298
00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:40,453
-
Rock it inside out
- Hey...
299
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,138
Yes!
300
00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:44,240
- Ooh.
- [Laughs]
301
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,644
Rock this town,
make 'em scream and shout
302
00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:50,330
-
Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock
- Hey!
303
00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:51,581
- Sing!
-
We're gonna rock till we pop
304
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,549
We're gonna rock till we drop
305
00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:54,184
We're gonna rock this town
306
00:10:54,269 --> 00:10:57,253
Rock it inside out
307
00:10:57,339 --> 00:10:59,772
Whoo!
308
00:10:59,858 --> 00:11:02,675
Whoa
309
00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,544
Okay, I'm gonna say something crazy!
310
00:11:04,613 --> 00:11:06,563
Not if I say something crazy first.
311
00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:08,381
Both: I think Andy might get the lead!
312
00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:10,466
[Both scream]
313
00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:11,601
Okay, we got to be cool.
314
00:11:11,653 --> 00:11:13,069
We cannot get inside Andy's head.
315
00:11:13,154 --> 00:11:14,370
Let's not tell this to anybody else.
316
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,355
Yeah, that's on you.
317
00:11:15,423 --> 00:11:16,639
I can't talk to anyone else.
318
00:11:17,776 --> 00:11:20,543
Hey, champ. How you feeling?
319
00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:23,613
Alice, uh, I know this
might sound crazy, but...
320
00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:25,215
I think I got a shot at the lead.
321
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,683
You got it in the bag!
322
00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:27,734
I knew it. [Laughs]
323
00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:29,786
[Chanting] Andy is the lead!
324
00:11:29,821 --> 00:11:31,671
Andy is the lead!
325
00:11:31,756 --> 00:11:33,056
Both: Andy is the lead.
326
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:34,691
- Yeah!
- All: Andy is the lead!
327
00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,759
- Hey! Hey!
- All: Andy is the lead!
328
00:11:36,795 --> 00:11:38,828
- Andy is the lead!
- Whoo!
329
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,196
[Distorted] Andy is the lead!
330
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,799
Andy is the lead!
331
00:11:42,884 --> 00:11:45,652
Andy is the lead!
332
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:48,638
333
00:11:53,828 --> 00:11:56,195
Hey, Alice. Do you have any cigarettes?
334
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,748
What? No. Why? That's a silly question.
335
00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,199
I just watched the movie again,
336
00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:03,836
and at the end,
she smokes and gets a boyfriend.
337
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:06,439
Oh, well, that movie is pretend,
338
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:08,124
and smoking is bad for you.
339
00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:09,659
That movie is bad for you.
340
00:12:09,711 --> 00:12:10,977
Come see my play.
341
00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:12,929
"Dawn: The Anti-Grease."
342
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,114
Date and time TBD. Location TBD.
343
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,200
Cast and script TBD.
344
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,619
- Hmm.
- Guys. We need to rehearse. Out.
345
00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:21,804
Easy does it, daddy-o.
346
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,191
Okay, let's warm up.
347
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,292
You got it, coach.
348
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:29,012
Hey, everybody. Pop quiz.
349
00:12:29,097 --> 00:12:31,364
Pop because I'm a dad
350
00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:32,715
and because you weren't expecting it.
351
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,217
We're kind of working here.
352
00:12:34,269 --> 00:12:35,485
Pop quizzes are short. Here goes.
353
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,553
Who is 5'10", has frosted tips,
354
00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,939
- and a devil-may-care attitude?
- Duh.
355
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,607
It's Guy Fieri.
That wasn't even hard, Dad.
356
00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,092
You know he's my favorite thing on TV.
357
00:12:43,128 --> 00:12:46,362
And this is your favorite shirt
in the world.
358
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:48,348
Oh, my God.
359
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:49,899
That is not... that is not for me.
360
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:51,534
Is it for me, Dad?
361
00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:53,720
Not only this, but I also got us tickets
362
00:12:53,805 --> 00:12:54,988
to his meet-and-greet
363
00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:56,873
at the Fry Your Face Off Fest
this weekend!
364
00:12:56,908 --> 00:12:58,091
Stop!
365
00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:01,394
Come on in, the oil's fine.
366
00:13:01,479 --> 00:13:03,279
That's really great, Ben,
but he can't make it.
367
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,098
He has his audition this weekend.
368
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,349
Oh. [Inhales sharply]
369
00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:10,787
Oh, boy, I put you
in a tough spot, didn't I?
370
00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,388
Let's button her up.
371
00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:13,890
Oh, man.
372
00:13:13,975 --> 00:13:16,526
I really love Guy Fieri.
373
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,078
It's like which pot of gold do I choose?
374
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,264
"Grease" or Guy?
375
00:13:21,299 --> 00:13:23,599
"Grease" or Guy?
376
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:26,936
How about we give him a second
alone to think about it.
377
00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:29,272
If you think about it,
who loves grease more than Guy?
378
00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:30,356
379
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,575
I cannot believe you.
380
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,494
I'm not telling him he can't do it,
381
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,696
but if he chooses not to do it, hey,
382
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:39,332
it's not my fault Guy Fieri's
a Crock-Pot of charisma.
383
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,617
Why are you trying to derail him?
384
00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:43,202
We have a really good thing going.
385
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:44,537
He's doing great!
386
00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:47,373
Okay, it's not just about Andy anymore.
387
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,624
It's about you.
388
00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,093
You're all in.
389
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:51,344
Don't take this the wrong way,
390
00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:54,263
but you're acting kind of... parent-y.
391
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:56,132
How dare you.
392
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:57,767
You think he's gotten better
than he has.
393
00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,792
[Chuckles]
That's classic parent-y feeling.
394
00:13:59,854 --> 00:14:01,354
And when he doesn't get the role,
395
00:14:01,439 --> 00:14:03,272
you're both gonna be devastated.
396
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:05,641
So you're doing this to protect
Andy's feelings and mine?
397
00:14:05,693 --> 00:14:07,477
Yes. Trust me.
398
00:14:07,562 --> 00:14:08,978
I know how this story ends,
399
00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:10,646
and it's not with
a convertible in the sky.
400
00:14:10,732 --> 00:14:12,648
- [Laughs mockingly]
- I choose "Grease."
401
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,984
Not Guy's grease,
but the guy in "Grease."
402
00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:17,537
Good. Let's get back to rehearsal.
403
00:14:17,622 --> 00:14:19,906
You got it. Aaayyh!
404
00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:21,324
405
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:23,242
That was the Fonz.
406
00:14:24,879 --> 00:14:26,796
They're basically the same.
407
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:31,084
[Rockabilly music plays]
408
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,502
Today's the day.
409
00:14:32,554 --> 00:14:35,004
And guess what? Haven't thrown up once.
410
00:14:36,307 --> 00:14:37,673
Not even a little up-the-throat action?
411
00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:39,976
Nope. I'm ready for this.
412
00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:42,345
You really are, aren't you?
413
00:14:42,397 --> 00:14:43,646
Yeah.
414
00:14:43,681 --> 00:14:45,932
Dude, I got to say,
415
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,266
I've never seen you this confident.
416
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:49,068
Well, it's all thanks to Alice.
417
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:50,937
She is the bee's knees.
418
00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:52,522
That's greaser talk for "cool."
419
00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:54,490
"Cool" is also greaser talk for "cool."
420
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,192
She is pretty cool, isn't she?
421
00:14:56,277 --> 00:14:58,111
Well, I should get going.
422
00:14:58,196 --> 00:15:00,279
I will text you later when
I get cast. [Clicks tongue]
423
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,500
[Door opens, closes]
424
00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:07,954
No. Nope.
425
00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:12,341
426
00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:15,945
Still nothing from Andy?
427
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,924
- Nope.
- [Groans]
428
00:15:17,966 --> 00:15:19,566
- Are you even tasting that?
- Nope.
429
00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:21,301
- Do you care?
- Nope.
430
00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:22,485
- [Doorbell rings]
- [Screams]
431
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:23,937
He came to tell us he got the part!
432
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,506
433
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,992
I came here to apologize. I was wrong.
434
00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:31,261
Ugh, this guy. I'm out.
435
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:32,562
So you do think he'll get the part?
436
00:15:32,647 --> 00:15:34,781
- Oh, no.
- Ben.
437
00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:35,999
But that's not the point.
438
00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:37,801
[Sighs]
439
00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:40,737
The point is, he left the
house today more confident
440
00:15:40,822 --> 00:15:41,988
than I've ever seen, and to me,
441
00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:43,590
that's more important
than if he gets this part.
442
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:44,674
He will get the part.
443
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,809
Well, agree to disagree.
444
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:49,362
And it's a good reminder for me
that I can be
445
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:52,138
a little overprotective
sometimes, so thank you.
446
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,767
M'kay.
447
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,285
Mm.
448
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,719
What is that, caramel?
449
00:15:56,805 --> 00:16:00,573
It's a new ChapStick
lotion thing that I use
450
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,041
on my face parts.
451
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,893
- [Phone buzzing]
- [Gasps] Finally!
452
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:05,662
Did he get it? Did he get it?
Did he get it?!
453
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,515
Whatever happens here,
it's all gonna be okay.
454
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,899
[Chuckles] I am a pro,
455
00:16:09,985 --> 00:16:11,151
and this is children's theater.
456
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,419
I will be fine.
457
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,655
[Gasps]
458
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,123
[Sighs]
459
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:18,558
I'm sorry, babe,
460
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,742
but you did really great.
461
00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:20,827
Andy couldn't have been more...
462
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,846
- No!
- No!
463
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,415
Okay, sweetie, love the lung capacity.
464
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,533
We need to calm down.
465
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,718
I don't believe this.
466
00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:31,621
No lead role? No speaking part?
467
00:16:31,706 --> 00:16:33,673
No lines at all?!
468
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,225
Who got the lead, huh? Who is it?
469
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,410
I'll take him out!
Oh, I will take him out!
470
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:39,670
We're going down to that school
and somebody's getting fired.
471
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,731
- Today!
- Slow down. Take a breath.
472
00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:42,949
Or we go subtle.
473
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,384
I'll call this P.I. I know.
474
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:45,985
He'll find something
on that drama teacher.
475
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,487
Let the dirt do the work.
476
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:50,857
Hey, hey, we're gonna go
comfort Andy, who, no doubt,
477
00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:53,460
is a wreck right now, but I have
to point out what's happening...
478
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:56,095
you're being super parent-y.
479
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,748
No, I am being super professional
480
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,416
because I care about my work.
481
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,801
Getting the teacher fired?
482
00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:03,520
Would you do that
for one of your clients?
483
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,904
Would you do that for Blake Griffin?
484
00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:06,339
If I saw how hard he worked
485
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,924
and he had something
taken away from him,
486
00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:11,244
and he was a really great kid,
yes, I would!
487
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,263
Damn it!
488
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:14,731
489
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,232
[Door closes]
490
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,239
- [Sighs]
- Oh, Andy.
491
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,874
I know, but let's keep perspective,
492
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,809
this isn't the worst thing
that's ever happened to him.
493
00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:29,245
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened to me!
494
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:31,323
- Andy, they don't know...
- Oh, buddy...
495
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,450
I've been such a tool
for the patriarchy,
496
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,202
making you change for me?
497
00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:39,138
A real man should love you
just the way you are.
498
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,291
I'm a greaser no more.
499
00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,542
Oh, baby,
500
00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:45,554
I'm so happy you turned
your back on society for me.
501
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,846
I'm going to work now,
502
00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:49,349
where my pay is equal
to my male colleagues.
503
00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:52,101
- What the hell is going on?
- Dora: Andy,
504
00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:53,486
this is hard for me to say
505
00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,421
because you're my brother, but...
506
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,773
that was amazing.
507
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,157
Really?
508
00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:01,177
You are my post-feminist hero,
John Newton Olivia!
509
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:02,595
Can you believe that?
510
00:18:02,631 --> 00:18:04,230
I'm John Newton Olivia!
511
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,032
Of course I can believe it!
512
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,784
I'm so happy for you.
513
00:18:07,852 --> 00:18:10,053
I know this wasn't our original plan,
514
00:18:10,138 --> 00:18:11,371
but after I crushed that audition
515
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:12,705
and didn't even get a small role,
516
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:16,142
- I said, "Mr. Doyle, screw you."
- Yes.
517
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,810
Five minutes later, I apologized.
518
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,078
I was raised right.
519
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,547
The man's got a lot on his plate.
520
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:21,881
And now you got your first lead.
521
00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,650
- First of many.
- Easy.
522
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:25,702
Thank you, Alice. I-I couldn't
have done it without you.
523
00:18:25,787 --> 00:18:27,253
Come on, I want to get you fitted.
524
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:29,239
First dress is in a week.
525
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:31,491
Also, you'll be wearing a dress
for the final number.
526
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,126
Cool.
527
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,729
[Laughing] Oh, my God.
528
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:40,717
What... a roller coaster.
529
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,001
I feel like I've had a heart attack,
530
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,436
walked a tightrope, and won the lottery,
531
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:44,771
all at the same time.
532
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:46,873
Uh-huh. There's a word
for those feelings...
533
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,508
parent-y. [Chuckles]
534
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,628
Ugh. All the children
have the power to do that?
535
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:54,213
- Yep, even Dora.
- Oh, boy.
536
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:56,149
Now I get why you tried to stop me.
537
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:57,450
I'm glad I couldn't.
538
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:03,856
For the record, I may be
feeling a little parent-y,
539
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,291
but I did not cry.
540
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:06,426
No, you didn't.
541
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:07,810
I didn't.
542
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,130
543
00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:12,865
There's a long list of things
544
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,918
That I like about you
545
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:20,523
And appearance is not numbers one
546
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:22,575
On through 22
547
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:26,012
Some men like a woman
548
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,731
With a sexy rear
549
00:19:28,817 --> 00:19:30,266
Are you getting this?
550
00:19:30,351 --> 00:19:31,567
Oh, I'm getting it.
551
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:35,188
Look at Bunny with the spotlight
552
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,323
- like a pro!
- Ben: Right?
553
00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:38,908
Said it was an important job
and I meant it.
554
00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:40,410
[Laughs] Yeah.
555
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,612
He's a star!
556
00:19:42,697 --> 00:19:45,498
Sure, of a garage play, but still!
557
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,952
- Whoo-hoo!
-
Equal pay
558
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,621
Equal pay
559
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,873
-
Equal pay
- I don't know what I'm watching,
560
00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:55,458
but I love it!
561
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:58,294
Equal pay, equal pay
562
00:19:58,355 --> 00:19:59,822
Sha-la-la-la-la-la...
563
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,204
So, what'd you think of the show?
564
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,494
I didn't like it as much
as the real "Grease."
565
00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:07,356
- But you liked it?
- I guess.
566
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,915
What was your favorite part?
567
00:20:08,983 --> 00:20:10,783
I liked that Andy wore a dress.
568
00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:13,319
That was funny.
569
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,055
Oh, and I also liked the girl
forgot her lines and cried.
570
00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,757
That was also funny.
571
00:20:17,826 --> 00:20:19,792
But you...
572
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:22,161
you, like, get what
I was going for, right, Bunny?
573
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:23,606
What do you want me to tell you, Dora?
574
00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:27,527
You wrote a play in three days,
you performed it in our garage!
575
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:32,785
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