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Mary: This is Alice from way back.
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Just a kid doing her best
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to ignore the implosion
of her parents' marriage.
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I used to bite my tongue
and hold my breath
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Which is why she dreamed me up
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in her twisted, lonely little mind.
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Agreed politely
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I guess that I forgot...
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- What's up?
- Who are you?
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I'm Mary, dummy.
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And I'm here because I love you.
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With my help, you're gonna kick
life in the A-double-S!
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[Chuckles] That's a swear word.
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I'll teach you a bunch.
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- See Mommy? All sad and broken.
- [Crying]
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That will never be you, understand?
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Go on, say it out loud. Say it.
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[Whispering] That will never be me.
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You're gonna be fierce and independent,
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and you will never rely on any boy.
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Or girl.
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Your haircut makes things confusing.
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- Got it.
- Now,
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let's go smash something your daddy loves.
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Even though Alice's parents
were never there for her,
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I always was.
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I'm glad your mom bailed again
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'cause that means we can
take the bus downtown
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to get our noses pierced.
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Well, your nose. I don't have one.
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Didn't skimp on the butt, though.
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Thanks for that.
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Yep, I was turning that shy little girl
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into a kick-ass woman,
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which meant, over time,
she needed me less and less.
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It's happening. Our first time.
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Hey, don't be so boring!
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Flip the script and get on top!
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What the?
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No! No, no, no! 10 more minutes!
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No! No, no! You still need me!
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At least let me get a peek
at his diiii...
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I got the eye of the tiger
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Turns out, I had no reason to worry.
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Thanks to me, Alice now
owns her own business,
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travels the world,
and is single like a fox.
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That is, until this guy
came in for a meeting.
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And in 2015, I won
a National Magazine Award
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- for my...
- Online dating profile.
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- Kudos.
- Wha...
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- [Computer beeping]
- Clicking out. Um...
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"DivorcedRadDad"? Really?
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That'sour user ID?
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- [Keyboard clacking]
- And we're frozen.
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And pulling out the cord.
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- And... plenty of battery left.
- And we're done.
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- We'll be in touch.
- Will you, though?
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No.
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- [Telephone rings]
- Know what?
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Since this is the worst
interview in history,
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can we just go for broke?
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My dating profile's a mess.
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You're a PR guru. Can you fix this?
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Since it's everything
a woman isn't looking for,
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let's dig in.
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First, please, lose the Crocs
and the braided belt.
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Ben: That's casual Ben. I'm casual.
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You're cute. Push the cute.
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No Crocs, thinks I'm cute. Got it.
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Hey, what do you say we continue
this work sesh over dinner?
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You do know I was out the moment
I saw you had a kid, right?
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Then you're really out
'cause I have frickin' three,
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so let's just keep it professional.
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If all goes well, you're
gonna help me fall in love.
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Sure, there was something very charming
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about DivorcedRadDad's
complete lack of game.
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But my girl knew how
to hit it and quit it.
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[Chuckles] I gave it three days.
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I was wrong.
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[Telephone rings,
answering machine beeps]
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Andy: Dad? Pick up. It's an emergency.
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[Telephone beeps]
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Andy? What's up?
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There is a poll on our
class Facebook page,
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"Most likely to grow up and be
an accountant." I am leading.
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- And it's a friggin' landslide!
- I voted three times.
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Daddy, I lost a tooth at Grandma's!
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Okay, guys, none of this
is an emergency.
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But I didn't get any money
under my pillow,
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which means the tooth fairy is dead.
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Or she's just a very busy fairy.
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Okay, when are you gonna be here?
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Five seconds.
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[Telephone beeps, clatters]
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- Put your pants on!
- What's happening?
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- My kids are home.
- Who?
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- My children.
- Oh!
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Pants. Pants. Whoa!
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- Pants.
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Yeah, we're on the second floor.
- Babe, you can do this.
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You hang down, stick the landing.
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We're really geed a new system
to avoid your kids.
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Yeah. Or you meet 'em.
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At worst, I'd break an ankle.
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Okay, listen, the truth is
I want you to meet them.
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I want us to take the next step
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'cause you are absolutely
amazing, and I love you.
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You got a halfy.
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The emotional stuff
gets me excited sometimes.
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Oh, God, you're cute.
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- Let's go for it!
- Shut up.
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- Huh? What?
- Really?
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I mean, obviously,
I have to talk to the kids,
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- make sure that they're down with it.
- Exactly, because they may not be,
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- even though I totally and completely am.
- [Door opens in distance]
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- Andy: Dad?
- Dora: We're home!
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- Bunny: Why do we bury people?
- [Door slams]
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I'm out. Let me know how it goes.
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Just like that,
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everything I taught her
literally flew out the window.
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Meeting his kids
can only lead to heartbreak.
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- Yeah!
- And I cannot let that happen.
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- Nailed it.
- Stuck it!
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Lucky for Alice, help is on the way.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Gather up. Family pow wow time.
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- I've got a big...
- Andy: I had the worst day.
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I need attention now!
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Okay, where is this
on the urgency scale, pal?
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Anything below a seven,
you handle on your own.
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This accountant thing? It's sticking.
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Okay, that's a hard four, tops.
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Kids, the scale only works
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- when we're honest with the numbers.
- All day,
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it was, "There goes the accountant!"
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and "Do my taxes, Holmes!"
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See, this is your whole problem.
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Y-You need to be more like
my boyfriend...
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complicated, powerful, a rogue Jedi.
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- Kylo Ren is not your boyfriend.
- Yet.
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- [Andy and Dora yelling]
- Guys? Guys? Guys!
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I'm dating a lady!
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Her name is Alice,
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and I'd love for you to meet her.
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Okay, I can tell this is a lot, right?
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But... you're really gonna like her.
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She's a PR rep for sports stars,
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and she's cool and funny and sexy.
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Which is not something
you tell your children.
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The point is, your dad is
kind of nervous, okay?
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Does she have kids?
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No. That's just it, Peanut.
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She hasn't had all her
coolness drained out of her
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the way you guys have done to me.
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Boop!
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Uh, sorry, let me get this straight.
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You're dating a woman whose whole job
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is to make someone look better
than they actually are?
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Oh, this is perfect for me.
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You can tell Alice...
no, tell A-dogg... I'm in.
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Kind of weird to already give her
a nickname, but that's a yes.
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- Who else?
- Fine.
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Not said with a lot of
enthusiasm, but still a yes.
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This is happening!
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- So this is happening.
- Totally happening.
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Okay, let's do a rundown on the kids.
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First, Andy... he's the oldest.
He is very excited to meet you
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and will come on too strong,
so we need some kind of a signal
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- in case he, like, corners you.
- Corners me?
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As for Dora, she's
the classic middle child,
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Also, a big-time fangirl,
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so don't fake your way
through a Harry Potter convo.
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You will lose.
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Then there's Bunny... the little one.
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Likes to ask a lot of philosophical
questions about death.
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Do not engage.
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Table-side guac coming your way, se?or.
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iHola! Don't go loco on me, girl.
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Mary's back to help.
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[Gurgles, sniffs] What the... Holy...
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I know, how cool is this, right?
They make it right at the table.
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Kids? Huge step.
You're spinning out bad.
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That's why you dug me out of your brain.
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But don't worry.
We'll handle it together!
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This isn't happening.
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- It's just an appetizer. Are you okay?
- He's onto you.
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Pick up your phone like
you have a work emergency!
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Work emergency.
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Some... public-relations
guys need my help
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with some PR stuff.
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I got to go.
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Love you. Bye.
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Hasta luego, beardy.
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Wait. You're running from me?
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Okay, now you're just being rude.
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No hug. No kiss.
This is not how I raised you.
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You're just in my head.
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Go away.
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Slow down! I can't keep up!
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Do not make me gorilla this.
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Why'd you have to give me
these damn stumpy legs?
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I cannot hear things that don't exist.
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La la la la la la la
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[Out-of-tune guitar strumming]
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[Sighs] You are real.
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Technically, imaginary,
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but to you, I'm real as hell
and here to stay.
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[Laughs] Look at us.
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The besties are back.
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My bestie is back.
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Oh, my God. You're back.
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Which brings me to why I am here.
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Ben.
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He is so cute and kind,
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- and you have to run.
- What? Why?
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Look, Ben is a dad. [Grunts]
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That means, if you're with him
[Grunting] you're a mom.
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And before you know it,
you're gonna be at a wedding,
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and the "Macarena" is gonna blast,
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and you're gonna mom-dance,
just like this.
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I am a mom, and I do the Macarena
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Where is my minivan?
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Oh, I'll find it later
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Okay, I will never dance like that,
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but I am freaking out.
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Let's get down and dirty. Go.
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It's, like, I don't know how to mom.
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Don't know if I want to mom.
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Don't know if a real mom
would use "mom" as a verb.
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We're in agreement. You know nothing.
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But I really love this guy.
I don't want to lose him.
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Okay, my Mary advice...
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you meet the kids, just not right now.
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Listening.
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Take two, three months to study up
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on these "children people."
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Learn all about them.
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Could take a year, maybe more.
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And the longer I put off
meeting Ben's kids,
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the more I'm protecting
our relationship.
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Exactly.
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You're blowing him off
'cause you care so damn much!
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See? This is why you're here.
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Lucky for you, I got a plan.
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00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,171
Ta-da.
252
00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,423
Adele tickets?
253
00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,707
That must've cost a fortune.
254
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,209
Hottest ticket in town.
255
00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,344
Great way to meet your kids, right?
256
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:53,014
Um, the concert's six months from now.
257
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,548
But worth the wait.
258
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,766
Look at the row number.
259
00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:56,767
One.
260
00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,552
Look, I get it.
261
00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,971
You're meeting my kids.
262
00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:02,306
It's scary, especially for you.
263
00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:03,391
- [Knocking on glass]
- He's onto us!
264
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,809
Kick him in the nuts and run!
265
00:09:04,861 --> 00:09:05,977
[Grunts]
266
00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:08,029
Me? Scared of kids?
267
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,032
I don't even hide when people
bring them in here anymore.
268
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,984
I mean, I close my door,
but that's just because
269
00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:14,652
I have a bowl of candy,
and it's kind of like...
270
00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,037
it's my candy.
271
00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,738
All that matters is I love you,
272
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,040
and we're in this together.
273
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,377
I'm scared, and the tickets
were a stall.
274
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,912
Traitor!
275
00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,331
And look, if you want to wait,
we can wait.
276
00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:28,833
Promise.
277
00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:30,968
I will love you no matter what.
278
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,004
Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
279
00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,172
Unh-unh. Mnh-mnh.
280
00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:37,308
And... we're done. Thank you.
281
00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:38,809
That was disgusting.
282
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,144
You know what?
You already talked to the kids.
283
00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,013
- Let's do this. [Groans]
- Thank God.
284
00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,481
Canceling would've been hard to explain.
285
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,816
They are super suspicious
and awful with change.
286
00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,351
- They sound great.
- So...
287
00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,853
what should we do?
288
00:09:48,938 --> 00:09:51,989
- [Gasps] Disney World.
- We could fly to Disney World.
289
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,157
It's a big swing...
290
00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,909
more of a huge vacation
than a first meet.
291
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:55,993
- Gun range.
- Gun range!
292
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,278
- Gotcha.
- What?
293
00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:01,032
...is something a crazy
person would suggest.
294
00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,367
I meant to say... burgers?
295
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:05,036
Perfect. And maybe some mini-golf?
296
00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:06,663
- Sounds fun.
- Sounds awful.
297
00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,622
- Ben: All right, I got to run.
- Okay.
298
00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,174
We will swing by your place around 6:00,
299
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,625
grab some chow, then hit the links.
300
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,544
Wait. My place?
301
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:15,880
What just happened?
302
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,515
This... mom dance.
303
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,268
[Vocalizing "Macarena"]
304
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,104
- [Body thuds]
- [Grunts]
305
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,983
Hey, Macarena
306
00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:28,686
It's okay. No need to panic.
307
00:10:28,781 --> 00:10:30,064
I deal with pro athletes.
308
00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:31,565
They're huge babies.
309
00:10:31,651 --> 00:10:33,212
A few kids? I've got this.
310
00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:36,306
- You so got this!
- Okay, I do not. I am panicking.
311
00:10:36,409 --> 00:10:37,992
Come on. Do what you do. Coddle me.
312
00:10:38,078 --> 00:10:39,744
Make me feel good. Give me advice. Go.
313
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:40,852
- [Doorbell rings]
- [Whimpers]
314
00:10:40,897 --> 00:10:42,030
Kids like ice cream.
315
00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:44,492
Sorry. That's all I got.
316
00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,273
- Hi.
- Hi.
317
00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,820
Oh.
318
00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:50,455
Okay.
319
00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,290
320
00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,425
So, uh, guys, this is Alice.
321
00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:55,710
This is Dora and Bunny.
322
00:10:55,795 --> 00:10:57,245
Nice to meet you.
323
00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,998
Damn! Sweet pad you got here.
324
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,549
How much you lay down?
Like, two, three hundo?
325
00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:03,384
Let's hang. I'm Andy.
326
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,420
- That's my son.
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:10,508
Go.
328
00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,395
Hey, need some advice.
329
00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:16,814
So, there is this guy in my
class that sells pot brownies.
330
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,099
Do you think being a spaced-out burner
331
00:11:18,184 --> 00:11:19,484
would change public perception of me?
332
00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:21,686
And keep in mind,
I am struggling socially.
333
00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:27,185
- I'm gonna say don't do drugs.
- Copy that. Okay.
334
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,227
- Personal question.
- What was the last one?
335
00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:32,447
On my computer, I have this
folder marked "math homework,"
336
00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,482
but it's just boobs.
337
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:37,151
- Where is your dad?
- Now, give me the honest,
338
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,821
objective, female perspective.
Am I normal?
339
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,322
Yes.
340
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:43,574
[Slapping counter]
341
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,043
Knew it! [Laughs]
342
00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,495
Man, it feels so good
to rap with someone who gets me.
343
00:11:47,547 --> 00:11:50,164
Now, about my folder marked "Spanish"...
344
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,833
- Ben: All right.
- Oh, thank God.
345
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,251
It's getting late.
We should probably order dinner,
346
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,336
and also not serve ice cream.
347
00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:57,338
We'll sidebar on this later,
A-dogg. [Clicks tongue]
348
00:11:57,424 --> 00:11:59,307
[Chuckling] "A-dogg."
349
00:11:59,342 --> 00:12:02,643
- Nicknames. That's kind of fast.
- Just roll with it. He's the easy sale.
350
00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:04,262
No, he's great. He's fine.
351
00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:05,763
He's very open, he bangs things.
352
00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:08,766
Girls are my specialty
because I was a girl.
353
00:12:08,852 --> 00:12:10,818
I am a girl. Like, I should
probably just, like, focus on them.
354
00:12:10,854 --> 00:12:12,353
I'd tread carefully.
355
00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:14,906
Bunny's going through
a death phase, and Dora...
356
00:12:14,991 --> 00:12:17,742
I know I shouldn't say this,
couldn't love her more,
357
00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:19,861
but if I had to rank them,
she would be like...
358
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,030
- Dora: Hey, Dad.
- ...right here!
359
00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:24,248
Hey, Dora. I had an idea.
360
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:26,117
I was thinking maybe
next weekend, you and I...
361
00:12:26,202 --> 00:12:27,702
Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there.
362
00:12:27,754 --> 00:12:30,538
I don't do manis, pedis,
shopping, or Gosling movies.
363
00:12:30,623 --> 00:12:33,374
Oh, um, also,
Andy just ruined your fancy rug.
364
00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,876
He makes me smile.
365
00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:40,882
Oh, my... what the hell, Andy?
366
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,016
Little spill.
367
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,217
Where's your shirt, dude?
368
00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:45,103
I panicked and used it as a rag,
369
00:12:45,188 --> 00:12:47,193
and no one look at my middle.
I am working on it.
370
00:12:47,295 --> 00:12:48,523
Bunny: Daddy, look!
371
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:50,608
I'm Elvis right before he died
on the toilet.
372
00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:52,393
Oh, careful. That's a vintage Les Paul.
373
00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:53,694
What does this thing do?
374
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,396
- [Alice gasps]
- [Wawa bar clatters]
375
00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,781
Andy: Oh, good.
376
00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:58,566
That is way worse than what I did.
377
00:12:58,618 --> 00:12:59,817
Please don't hate me.
378
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,236
- No.
- She paused.
379
00:13:02,288 --> 00:13:03,621
- She hates me.
- Oh!
380
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:05,239
Andy: Oh, God.
381
00:13:05,291 --> 00:13:07,208
Someone just tweeted the Facebook poll.
382
00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:09,293
They're calling me "Blandy."
383
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:12,914
It's a combination of my name
and the word bland.
384
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,082
Blandy.
385
00:13:14,134 --> 00:13:17,418
Why do my peers always
come up with insults
386
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:20,638
that are so clever and smart?
387
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:21,756
Why?
388
00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:23,758
Bud, I know this whole thing
sucks right...
389
00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:25,393
Okay, that's a lady's jacket.
390
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:28,062
Ugh! Alice, I need you.
391
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,181
Did he just ask for me?
392
00:13:30,266 --> 00:13:32,683
Mm-hmm. He's really taken to you.
393
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,436
You okay?
394
00:13:36,906 --> 00:13:39,574
I'm just so tired of everyone
looking at me like a nobody.
395
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,275
If you don't like how people see you,
396
00:13:41,361 --> 00:13:43,411
just make them see something else.
397
00:13:43,446 --> 00:13:44,495
What do you mean?
398
00:13:44,581 --> 00:13:46,080
She means change everything.
399
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,415
Reinvent yourself a little.
400
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,783
Extensive plastic surgery.
401
00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:49,917
Get a new hairstyle.
402
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,086
Be anyone but you.
403
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,671
Maybe run for class office.
404
00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:55,790
So, start over as a person?
That's your advice?
405
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,625
[Grunts] See? He gets it.
406
00:13:57,677 --> 00:13:58,960
- We're good.
- No.
407
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,546
[Chuckles] You are having a PR crisis.
408
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,764
- Give me your phone.
- Uh, no, I don't...
409
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,716
Trust me. This is my business.
410
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:08,436
All you got to do is...
411
00:14:08,471 --> 00:14:11,305
Boom. And problem solved.
412
00:14:11,357 --> 00:14:12,306
[Cellphone vibrates]
413
00:14:12,358 --> 00:14:14,308
Someone just retweeted me.
414
00:14:14,394 --> 00:14:15,476
[Cellphone vibrates]
415
00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:17,445
And again. What did you say?
416
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,363
"Blandy in the house, y'all."
417
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,065
Wait. What?
418
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,700
- [Cellphone vibrating]
- "Making life bland as balls.
419
00:14:22,785 --> 00:14:26,287
#BlandyAsBalls! #Blessed!"
420
00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:28,656
Oh, no, no, no, no.
W-Why would I say this about me?
421
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,741
'Cause you're taking
the power away from them.
422
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:32,660
Oh, they are tweeting me back so fast.
423
00:14:32,745 --> 00:14:33,794
And mean!
424
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,663
Oh, my God! Okay, we can handle this.
425
00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:37,498
Oh, my God. They're awful.
426
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,834
Okay. We'll just say that
your phone was hacked,
427
00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:42,670
and then we'll check you into
the hospital for exhaustion.
428
00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:44,889
Wha... I'm not Lamar Odom!
429
00:14:44,974 --> 00:14:46,174
I am a boy!
430
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:47,592
Not in that jacket you ain't.
431
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:50,811
You just ruined my life in one minute.
Thanks a lot!
432
00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:54,169
Mary: Okay.
433
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,984
The way I see it,
these are garbage children.
434
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,362
- It's not them, it's me.
- What happened?
435
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,572
Want to know what just happened?
I just broke Andy.
436
00:15:01,658 --> 00:15:04,025
I broke your child. I broke him good.
437
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,360
And he was the only one
who even gave me a chance!
438
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:07,528
Bunny turned on me for no reason.
439
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:10,281
It's perfectly natural to pause
440
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,200
when somebody destroys
your favorite thing.
441
00:15:12,252 --> 00:15:14,374
And Dora? She's a nerd, dude.
442
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,921
And I like nerds, but she's a mean nerd.
443
00:15:17,006 --> 00:15:19,687
Whoa. Time out. Okay.
You can't rip on my kids.
444
00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:22,460
- Only I can do that.
- I can't do this.
445
00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,595
I thought that I could, and I can't.
446
00:15:24,681 --> 00:15:26,130
The way Andy just looked at me?
447
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,383
I won't do to your kids
what my parents did to me.
448
00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:31,602
Alice, what are you...
You're not your parents.
449
00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:33,854
I am.
450
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,439
[Sighs] I'm sorry.
451
00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:36,724
W-What? Y-You want us to go?
452
00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:38,192
Is that what you want?
453
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,561
[Scoffs]
454
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,647
Okay.
455
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,901
[Sighs]
456
00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:48,202
I need a drink.
457
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,737
Alice, I know you're upset,
458
00:15:49,789 --> 00:15:52,073
but a drink won't fix anything.
459
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:53,708
Now, 10 drinks...
460
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,409
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
461
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,246
Hands up in the air
462
00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,914
And another!
463
00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,082
How's my twerk?
464
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,167
Look at me. Alice, look at me!
465
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,219
Yeah, it's good! How's mine?
466
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,338
And another! Do it!
467
00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:10,424
Don't go breaking my heart
468
00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:13,010
I couldn't if I tried
469
00:16:14,897 --> 00:16:17,982
Oh, honey, if I get restless
470
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:21,018
471
00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:25,273
Don't go breaking my heart
472
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:27,491
Man: Off the stage, lady!
473
00:16:27,577 --> 00:16:29,110
-
Say you got to give it to 'em
- Whoo!
474
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,611
-
Get a little rude, bring it in hot
- Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
475
00:16:30,663 --> 00:16:32,246
[Yells]
476
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,365
[Crowd groans, music stops]
477
00:16:35,451 --> 00:16:37,585
[Cheers and applause]
478
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,869
Whoo!
479
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,421
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
480
00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:42,840
Keep it in your mouth like a lady!
481
00:16:42,925 --> 00:16:45,165
That's my girl! Whoo!
482
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,243
- [Body thuds]
- Uh-oh.
483
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,805
I'm gonna need a taco,
and a queso chango,
484
00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:51,655
and an enchiloco!
485
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,936
Oh, my God, I love street enchilocos!
486
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:56,494
- [Tires screech, horn honks]
- Hey!
487
00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:58,222
I'm walkin' here!
488
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,620
Yeah, she's walking here!
489
00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:06,578
Both: We are living so hard right now!
490
00:17:06,656 --> 00:17:09,407
[Groans]
491
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:12,805
Never drinking again.
492
00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:15,329
Mary: Not even a nice
glass of Chardonnay?
493
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,698
'Cause sometimes a lady
has to let off steam.
494
00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:20,451
What the... why are you spooning me?
495
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:22,003
I like snuggles, chica.
496
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:24,005
Why you got to make this weird now?
497
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,924
Ohh. What happened last night?
498
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,043
Well, let's see, there was
drinking and dancing
499
00:17:29,128 --> 00:17:31,963
and singing, and driving
Ben away and the bull!
500
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,130
[Laughs] You rode a bull!
501
00:17:33,216 --> 00:17:36,050
Oh, no. Ben.
502
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:38,302
I ruined everything. Ohh.
503
00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:40,104
But isn't that why I'm here?
504
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,939
'Cause deep down,
you knew this couldn't work?
505
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:43,357
He had to go, right?
506
00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:45,610
No, I think deep down, I'm just scared.
507
00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,645
No, no, no, no, p-please don't cry.
508
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,230
- [Sniffles]
- Please? We can fix this!
509
00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:50,982
How? How do we fix this?
510
00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,900
I got it! Go to him.
511
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:54,402
Go to him.
512
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:57,321
Yes, that's what people do
in situations like this!
513
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:58,456
And you apologize.
514
00:17:58,491 --> 00:17:59,991
And beg for forgiveness.
515
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,243
And kiss him long and hard,
and let me watch.
516
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:03,377
Let's move.
517
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,912
Shoe. I only have one shoe.
518
00:18:04,998 --> 00:18:06,213
Shoe. Shoe.
519
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:07,476
Here, shooey, shooey, shooey.
520
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,601
- Hello?
- What...
521
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:10,835
[Exhales sharply]
522
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,787
- You're here?
- He's here?
523
00:18:12,839 --> 00:18:14,372
Ben: I wanted to make sure
you got home okay.
524
00:18:14,457 --> 00:18:17,258
You pocket dialed me and left
a three-hour voice mail.
525
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:19,293
Really tore up the town
after you ditched us, huh?
526
00:18:19,345 --> 00:18:20,511
We can explain.
527
00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:22,797
- When Alice was 6 years ol...
- [Body thuds]
528
00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,765
Alice, you cut and run last night.
529
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:27,101
That's something I
can't have, not for me,
530
00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:29,103
and especially not for my kids,
you understand?
531
00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:32,139
[Voice breaking] I get it.
532
00:18:32,225 --> 00:18:35,855
I blew it. It's over.
533
00:18:35,979 --> 00:18:39,113
What? Over? No.
534
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:40,648
This is a fight.
535
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,949
We're having a fight.
536
00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:43,534
So it's not over?
537
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,036
Oh, my God, you have no idea
538
00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,153
what you're doing at all, do you?
539
00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:47,822
[Laughs] I really don't.
540
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,159
Look, I know I messed up last night,
541
00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:53,794
but there's this voice in my head,
542
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,163
and it really got to me.
543
00:18:56,215 --> 00:18:58,249
- I know the voice, Al.
- Eh.
544
00:18:58,334 --> 00:19:00,501
The fear, the doubt.
545
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:01,752
I have it, too. Everyone does.
546
00:19:01,838 --> 00:19:05,306
This one's really, really loud.
547
00:19:05,341 --> 00:19:07,258
Well, there's another voice now...
548
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:08,726
mine...
549
00:19:08,811 --> 00:19:12,313
and it is telling you
that we can make this work.
550
00:19:12,348 --> 00:19:14,482
551
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,851
You're way too good for me.
552
00:19:19,856 --> 00:19:21,656
Okay, looks like we're back on track,
553
00:19:21,691 --> 00:19:24,609
so I'll just give you two your privacy.
554
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:27,361
Pretending to walk away...
555
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:29,280
and show time.
556
00:19:29,365 --> 00:19:31,532
557
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:35,036
Well, it's coarse to the touch
558
00:19:35,121 --> 00:19:37,171
and doesn't match anything,
but it won't stain
559
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:39,256
'cause it's made with chemicals.
560
00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:42,209
Um, I wrote a note for you.
561
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,431
"Sorry I hurt your guitar.
562
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,100
Love, Bunny."
563
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,854
Bunny, there's no reason
for you to be sorry.
564
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:56,140
I know it was an accident.
565
00:20:00,196 --> 00:20:02,980
[Sighs]
566
00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,032
567
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:11,983
[Whispering] You misspelled
some of the words
568
00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:13,124
to look extra cute, didn't you?
569
00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:17,795
Lot of bonding over here if either
of you guys want to get in on this.
570
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:18,891
- I'll pass.
- I'm good.
571
00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:20,305
Okay.
572
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:22,750
Look, if you're open to it,
573
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:24,856
I would love a redo of our night out.
574
00:20:25,254 --> 00:20:27,088
Both:
Don't go breaking my heart...
575
00:20:27,173 --> 00:20:29,256
How is this winning us over?
576
00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:31,392
So this is Alice today...
577
00:20:31,427 --> 00:20:33,294
ruining our duet,
578
00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:36,430
but finally taking a chance on love.
579
00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:38,733
What you want is never gonna happen.
580
00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:41,268
Oh, yes, it's gonna happen
581
00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:43,320
Good thing I have her back
582
00:20:43,406 --> 00:20:46,880
'cause she clearly has no idea
what she's doing.
583
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,888
This doesn't mean I totally forgive you.
584
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,446
Gave you my heart
585
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:55,166
Okay, maybe she's figuring
it out a little bit...
586
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:59,954
- Together:
Gave you my heart
- ...but looking way uncool doing it.
587
00:21:00,039 --> 00:21:03,941
Mary: Honey, you are mom-dancing.
Full-on mom-dancing!
588
00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:05,760
I won't go breaking your heart
589
00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:07,178
Oh, come on!
590
00:21:07,263 --> 00:21:09,180
You could still keep it sexy!
591
00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:10,965
-
Don't go breaking my heart
- You know, get a little of this.
592
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,299
And then, you know, one of these,
593
00:21:12,351 --> 00:21:13,536
then some shimmy shake,
594
00:21:13,622 --> 00:21:15,028
- and then the old... Whoo!
- [Thud]
595
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,934
Andy: Alice, this girl retweeted me.
[Clears throat]
596
00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:21,123
"Love the way @AndyLovesTacos..."
that's me...
597
00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:25,218
is owning the nickname Blandy.
#TakingThePowerAway."
598
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,652
Wow.
599
00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:28,754
Who's StonewashedJeans92?
600
00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:29,789
I don't know.
601
00:21:29,891 --> 00:21:32,466
- [Clicks tongue] Thanks, A-dogg.
- Mm.
602
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,194
Hmm. StonewashedJeans92.
603
00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:37,430
Sounds like someone's
old AOL screen name.
604
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,065
I threw a kid a bone.
605
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,167
[Cellphone vibrates]
606
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:42,768
Oh.
607
00:21:42,871 --> 00:21:46,105
Andy just sent StonewashedJeans92
a direct message.
608
00:21:46,212 --> 00:21:48,189
"Hey, girl. Thanks for the retweet.
609
00:21:48,259 --> 00:21:51,282
Want to meet up IRL?" Oh, boy.
610
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,513
Both: And... account deleted.
611
00:21:53,537 --> 00:21:55,137
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