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[Ron] Previously on I'm Dying Up Here...
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- The hell are we doing here?
- Said you wanted an audience.
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But I'm not an alcoholic.
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Yeah, don't open with that.
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Bill, it's over. Go home.
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Well, I did the one thing
that no comic's ever done.
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I got my shit together.
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I could put together a group of women,
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make them pee their pants faster
than bad Nielsen ratings.
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You could call your special
Girls Are Funny Too.
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Edgar, Melvin and I served together.
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Oh, really? What restaurant?
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[laughs]
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- I'm not a fucking junkie.
- No, not you.
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Who's the cute blonde
you got going up here?
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[Marty] Does the Texas Jew thing?
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Cassie's not ready yet. I got
a laugh track says she is.
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We agree to this, the
project moves forward?
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Green-lit.
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[Goldie] You're in.
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You told me that my act wasn't ready.
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Who said anything about doing your act?
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They want the girl from Wink.
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? Jazz music ?
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???
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Really? All right.
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Tell your face.
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[laughter]
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[Sully] Guys, Vietnam's
coming to an end.
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That means what?
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Comedians are coming home...
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from Canada.
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[wild laughter]
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[Adam] I used to do a
lot of handyman work,
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growing up.
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Mostly because my dad
was in the business...
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of breaking shit.
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[laughter continues]
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[Cassie] Well, what are
you doing in here?
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That hooker in the trunk
ain't gonna bury herself.
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[laughter]
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[Edgar] All right, thank you, folks.
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You've been a...
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slightly above average crowd.
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[laughter and applause]
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? Al Green's "Tired of
Being Alone" plays ?
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???
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? I'm so tired of being alone ?
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? I'm so tired of on my own ?
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? Won't you help me girl ?
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? Just as soon as you can... ?
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Right this way.
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- ? People say... ?
- [Eddie] Hi.
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? To make you say... ?
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You have a nice day.
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? That you love me... ?
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? Ah! ?
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? I'm so tired of being alone ?
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? I'm so tired of being alone ?
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? So tired of being alone ?
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? Sometimes late at night I get
to wondering about you baby ?
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[Cassie] My uncle was the town drunk,
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which in Wink, Texas is
an elected position.
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- [laughs]
- I like it.
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Uh, it's one of those rare positions
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where falling down on the job
is actually a requirement.
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- [small sound]
- Eh, I don't know about that.
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I moved to Wink when I was ten
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after my parents died.
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They went to Heaven,
and we went to Wink.
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Stop. No dead parents, I told you.
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I know, but some of this new stuff
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is really starting to play out there.
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[Goldie sighs]
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This is prime time.
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Your parents are out at a hootenanny,
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making music blowing through a jug.
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All right.
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Well, what if I just maim 'em?
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Building a relationship
with a network audience
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is it's... it's like
building any relationship.
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You lead with your best behavior
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before you shit on their heads.
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You stick with the Texas
twang, the wide-eyed innocence
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and...[inhales] dating
relatives with funny names.
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Well, I haven't used Lum yet.
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You are a comedy gold mine, Daisy Mae.
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[lighter clatters]
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[with "Texas twang"]
Thank you kindly, ma'am.
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- There you go!
- [sighs/groans]
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[Ron] Got my 30-day chip today.
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[group applauds]
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Thirty days without alcohol.
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Uh, I also got my "130
days without sex" chip.
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- [laughter]
- Yeah.
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That was more of a scar than a chip.
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I mean, if it hadn't been for a hand job
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I got just for shutting up,
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we could be talking about
well over a year here.
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[laughter]
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But, I mean, if you think
I got a drinking problem,
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you should see the women that
agree to have sex with me.
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They are basically just
vaginas floating in vodka.
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- [overlapping groans]
- [bell dings]
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Ahh, okay. That's my time.
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Uh, this next guy... [inhales sharply]
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[chuckles] Ooh hoo hoo hoo!
Not for the faint of heart.
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He's done some pretty unforgivable shit.
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Let's give a big Try
God welcome to Terry.
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Terry, everybody.
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[group clapping]
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[mutters]
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Keep coming back.
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Are you kidding? I love this room.
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[all] Hi, Terry.
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[performer talking
indistinctly] Jesus Christ!
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- Hey, Nick.
- Hey, Lovis.
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There's a lot of chatter
about you in here, huh?
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The booths are full of suits.
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All right. Thanks.
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Your next comedian coming to
the stage is a very funny guy.
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Formerly a very funny
doorman here at Goldie's.
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Big round of applause for Joey Spencer!
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- [applause]
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All right, thanks.
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Manny Martinez, everybody,
keep it going for him.
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[applause]
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It's okay, he's the one Mexican here
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who's not trying to steal your job...
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[both grunt]
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[amplifier feedback screeches]
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Joey Spencer, ladies and gentlemen, huh?
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- [crowd commotion]
- Let's keep it going.
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I'm Mike Lovis, and I've
been working the door here
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at Goldie's a lot longer than him.
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- Ain't that right, shit-stain?
- [moaning]
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Sounds like a yes to me.
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So I'm in the grocery store
the other day and I see a
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- woman start to have a seizure.
- Just get off the...
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God damn it! In the "12
items or less" line.
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So I do what any person would
do in that kind of situation.
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I start counting how many items she has
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in... her... fucking cart.
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- No, no, no.
- [crowd commotion, laughter]
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So I'm all like, "Twelve, 13..."
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She had 17 fucking items in her cart!
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Three years! Three years I worked
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- that fucking door!
- Go over here!
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And I've been up in The Cellar one time!
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And Joey gets the fucking Main Stage!
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- [Lovis] Fucking bullshit!
- [crowd murmurs]
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- All right, Joey Spencer.
- [Lovis] ...fucker!
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[Arnie] Keep it going for Joey Spencer.
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[scattered clapping]
[Lovis continues shouting]
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Sorry, everybody.
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- Um...
- [indistinct talking]
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So I was out with this
girl the other night.
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Ah!
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What the hell's going on in here?
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Lovis flipped out.
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Must be some kind of doorman syndrome.
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How 'bout those gas prices, huh?
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What's the deal with that, huh?
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No... no, no!
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[snaps] Ron. Take the door.
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[Lovis] Nixon was... [grunts]
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- [mutters] Me?
- That's your name, right?
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Yeah, yeah, no, I-I just
didn't know that you knew it.
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It was great catching up with you.
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Now grab the fucking door.
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[Lovis] Three years, three years
I worked that fucking door!
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Yes, ma'am.
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[quietly] Goldie told me... Did you...
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- [man] Lovis, it's cool!
- [man] You did good.
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[Lovis] Fucking bullshit! Fuck you!
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[Ralph] Now get your fucking ass out!
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[Lovis continues yelling]
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[muffled yelling]
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Arnie.
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Goldie told me to watch the door.
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She knows my name.
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Ooh, stirring.
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You watching the door,
you need a T-shirt.
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What size are you?
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Medium.
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Oh, we only have smalls.
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Why the fuck did you ask?
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It's called common courtesy, douchebag.
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All right.
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Give Ron a large shirt.
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[Joey continues in background]
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[loud applause]
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[Adam] That is the weirdest sex
ever, the weirdest sex, okay?
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Now, ladies, I don't want y'all
to take this the wrong way,
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but y'all are fucking crazy.
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[laughter]
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Always trying to figure us men out.
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You think I'm playing?
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When JFK got shot, his wife
jumped on the trunk of the car
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- and grabbed his brains.
- [all moaning]
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Even when we dead, y'all
wanna know what we thinking.
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[laughter, groaning]
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Bay of Pigs? No.
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Cuban missile crisis?
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Not interested.
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Marilyn.
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[laughter]
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That bitch.
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I knew you was in here somewhere.
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You're in some shit when
we get to the house.
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[laughter]
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat Muzak playing]
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[Eddie] I'm from Boston originally.
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Uh, my father owned a men's shop.
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Big sports town, Boston.
Big sports town.
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Red Sox, Yankees. You know?
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One of the great rivalries
in professional sports.
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Uh, my father, he hated the Yankees.
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You know?
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The-the thing my father
detests most, in order,
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are the Yankees, the Nazis,
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and ill-fitting suits.
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???
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Um, my father's very critical
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of-of how people dressed.
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In fact, when we go to see
the Sox play the Yankees
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at Fenway Park, my father would
often direct his insults
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at how the Yankees players
looked in their uniforms
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rather than the players themselves.
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[chuckles] Hey, Mantle!
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[phone rings]
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Mantle!
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You look like shit out there!
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A well-fitted shoulder should lie flat
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and be the same length
as the bone und...
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You okay, sir? You-you
need to walk or...
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Thank you.
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A well-fitted shoulder should lie flat
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and be the same length
as the bone under it!
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And should meet the
sleeve of the uniform
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right where your arm
meets your shoulder!
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Ya bum!
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[man] Pick up.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You've been a very
well-behaved audience.
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[Muzak continues in background]
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???
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You good over here? All right.
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Hey, would you guys like
some refills, or...
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All right.
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- Would you like a refill?
- Decaf.
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Okay.
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Funny stuff.
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Uh, yeah, doing my best.
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Kenny Vesey.
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Uh, hey.
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Eddie Zeidel.
259
00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,742
Wait, are you, uh,
260
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,024
are you Kenny In The AM?
261
00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:39,385
Kenny!
262
00:09:39,485 --> 00:09:41,427
Holy shit. Man.
263
00:09:41,527 --> 00:09:43,750
I-I listen to you all the
time since I've, uh,
264
00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,391
since I've been here from Boston.
265
00:09:45,491 --> 00:09:47,393
I'm a Yankee fan. But
266
00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:48,933
I'm gonna fight every instinct I have
267
00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,436
and still leave you a decent tip.
268
00:09:50,536 --> 00:09:52,599
Well, my hand-to-mouth
existence thanks you.
269
00:09:52,699 --> 00:09:53,680
[chuckles]
270
00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,682
No, seriously, man, uh...
271
00:09:55,782 --> 00:09:57,283
- You and Klein the other day.
- Mm.
272
00:09:57,383 --> 00:09:58,805
It was so funny.
273
00:09:58,905 --> 00:10:01,047
Jesus, I've known Bobby
since our New York days.
274
00:10:01,147 --> 00:10:02,368
Yeah, we did, uh,
275
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,748
did a lot of coffee shops together.
276
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,772
- Right.
- Seriously though.
277
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:06,653
Funny shit.
278
00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:08,014
Especially the closer.
279
00:10:08,114 --> 00:10:09,616
"Closer," huh?
280
00:10:09,716 --> 00:10:11,858
More like segue to pouring coffee.
281
00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:13,099
[laughs] Well,
282
00:10:13,199 --> 00:10:14,541
keep at it.
283
00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:16,082
Maybe one day soon we'll have you on.
284
00:10:16,162 --> 00:10:18,424
- Oh.
- You know what? Here.
285
00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:20,026
Thanks for Babe Ruth.
286
00:10:20,126 --> 00:10:21,527
And thank you for No No Nanette.
287
00:10:21,607 --> 00:10:23,609
[chuckles]
288
00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:28,915
I can't tell you how anxious CMA is
289
00:10:29,015 --> 00:10:31,197
to get into the Nick
Beverly business, huh?
290
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,679
Seriously.
291
00:10:32,779 --> 00:10:34,761
Yeah, I'm more of a, uh,
mom and pop operation
292
00:10:34,861 --> 00:10:36,242
right now than a business.
293
00:10:36,342 --> 00:10:38,284
We launch careers, Nick.
294
00:10:38,384 --> 00:10:41,247
- Yeah.
- Seriously, that's what we do.
295
00:10:41,347 --> 00:10:43,730
Look, as a side note, uh,
296
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,491
[sniffs]
297
00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:49,255
I'm a full-service agent, Nick. Hm?
298
00:10:49,355 --> 00:10:53,299
You say jump. I say how ? high? ?
299
00:10:53,399 --> 00:10:56,342
Bolivian. Not so much as a footprint.
300
00:10:56,442 --> 00:10:57,704
Yeah, not much of a coke man,
301
00:10:57,804 --> 00:10:59,425
but a lovely gesture nonetheless.
302
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:00,707
Cool.
303
00:11:00,807 --> 00:11:02,909
Just know,
304
00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:04,470
late or loaded,
305
00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:07,313
CMA has got your back, Nick.
306
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,474
Seriously.
307
00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,516
Late and loaded, I got.
308
00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:13,079
So why don't we go with
rich and famous, huh?
309
00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:15,962
[snickers] Speaking my language.
310
00:11:16,062 --> 00:11:19,405
Your wish is my command.
311
00:11:19,505 --> 00:11:21,487
[Ralph] Hey, I'm gonna
hit the road early.
312
00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:22,929
7 a.m. sharp.
313
00:11:23,029 --> 00:11:24,010
You hear me?
314
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,531
Yeah. 7 a.m. sharp.
315
00:11:25,631 --> 00:11:27,974
So that means, what,
you'll be ready by 8?
316
00:11:28,074 --> 00:11:30,296
8:15. I still haven't packed.
317
00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:32,739
Oh, yeah. It's your Sonny and Cher gig.
318
00:11:32,839 --> 00:11:34,941
Yeah, baby, four
sold-out shows in Vegas.
319
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,422
Oh.
320
00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:38,204
It's like a boring white
people convention.
321
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:40,084
Yeah, but I'm gonna be yawning
all the way to the bank
322
00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:41,868
at a grand a gig to open for those two.
323
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,310
Bring me to Vegas. I'd
be nice to get away.
324
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:47,473
Well, Edgar already wormed
his way into driving.
325
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:51,237
I didn't worm my way into driving, okay?
326
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,319
That's like saying
somebody wormed their way
327
00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:54,921
into painting your apartment.
328
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,282
Comped room at Caesar's?
329
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,324
All the food and drink you can handle?
330
00:11:58,424 --> 00:12:00,366
You a motherfucking
worm, and you know it.
331
00:12:00,466 --> 00:12:02,088
[laughter]
332
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,369
[Edgar] It's a little wormy.
333
00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:04,989
[Ralph] First of all, if you go anyway,
334
00:12:05,071 --> 00:12:06,532
which bed you gonna sleep in?
335
00:12:06,632 --> 00:12:08,574
- [Ralph] Mine or Edgar's?
- [Cassie laughs]
336
00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:10,136
Oh, hey.
337
00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:11,675
Here's a funny prick you want to know.
338
00:12:11,677 --> 00:12:14,500
Bill Hobbs, Miles Farber, CMA.
339
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,903
Bill Hobbs, yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
340
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,825
I seen your stuff. I'm a big fan.
341
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,266
Seriously.
342
00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:21,587
Yeah, we've already met.
343
00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:23,309
When you passed on repping me.
344
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,630
Uh, yeah, sorry,
345
00:12:24,730 --> 00:12:26,432
I usually don't forget a face.
346
00:12:26,532 --> 00:12:28,434
No, please, forget this one.
347
00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:30,656
That way, a year from now
after I've been on Carson
348
00:12:30,736 --> 00:12:32,558
and you come crawling
back to suck my cock,
349
00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:34,360
I can tell you to go fuck yourself.
350
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,462
Seriously.
351
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:39,745
I did say prick.
352
00:12:40,546 --> 00:12:43,449
? Jazzy music playing ?
353
00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:46,452
???
354
00:12:46,552 --> 00:12:47,854
You know, Goldie,
355
00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:49,816
I've always liked your club.
356
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,998
Something about it reminds
me of my daddy's place.
357
00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:53,659
[chuckles]
358
00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,862
Yeah, all the talent
that's come through here.
359
00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:57,824
Only instead of, uh, Coleman Hawkins
360
00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,625
and Thelonious Monk,
361
00:12:59,725 --> 00:13:02,468
now it's Richard and Carlin.
362
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:05,031
Different music, but same energy.
363
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:08,554
That's lovely, Barton. You
got something on your mind?
364
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,476
- Adam Proteau.
- What about him?
365
00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:12,358
I'm just wondering, is it wise
366
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,201
you hiding him in your cellar is all?
367
00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:17,483
???
368
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,645
Carl is a good manager.
369
00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:21,687
And he was taking care of that kid.
370
00:13:21,787 --> 00:13:23,970
Till you whispered in his ear.
371
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,452
Nobody's casting aspersions.
372
00:13:26,552 --> 00:13:28,334
Boy made his own decisions.
373
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:29,495
Yeah?
374
00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:31,217
So what are you to him now?
375
00:13:31,317 --> 00:13:32,378
A friend.
376
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,700
No financial entanglements.
377
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,582
Just seems obvious, so much talent.
378
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,545
And look, when you got a van Gogh,
379
00:13:39,645 --> 00:13:41,307
you don't hang it in the cellar.
380
00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:44,871
[laughs]
381
00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:46,192
It's my van Gogh.
382
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,075
I'll hang it wherever the fuck I want.
383
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:52,238
Look, Barton, I'm sure
you're a hell of a pimp,
384
00:13:52,338 --> 00:13:54,080
but don't ever come into my club
385
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,923
and tell me how to handle my kids.
386
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:58,284
Stick to what you know...
387
00:13:58,384 --> 00:14:00,887
Racketeering and getting Pryor laid.
388
00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:05,952
???
389
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:12,658
Don't fool yourself, Goldie.
390
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:16,382
We're both pimps.
391
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,865
Only my whores get paid.
392
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:21,547
? Mellow jazz continues ?
393
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:23,709
[Ron] So I've been making
the amend rounds lately.
394
00:14:23,809 --> 00:14:26,953
Uh, it's been about eight weeks,
and I'm up to the Cs now.
395
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,876
- Hold for laughs.
- Really?
396
00:14:29,976 --> 00:14:31,497
You know what? A-at least my audience
397
00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:33,377
can get up and leave; yours
are trapped till they
398
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:36,122
finish their unpronounceable
sausage specials.
399
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:38,604
Don't you feel bad pretending
to be an alcoholic
400
00:14:38,704 --> 00:14:40,166
just to work on your material?
401
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:42,128
[scoffs] Are you kidding?
402
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:44,068
It's like one country song
after another in there.
403
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:47,413
Trust me, I'm providing
much-needed comic relief.
404
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,473
Besides I gotta up my game
now that I'm a door guy.
405
00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,075
I mean, Goldie gives those
guys special treatment.
406
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,917
They get to pick their own
spots at open-mic night,
407
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,580
so she's bound to see me.
408
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,543
And when she does...
Carson, here I come.
409
00:14:57,643 --> 00:15:00,106
Hold for the amazing
lack of self-awareness.
410
00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,445
A year from now when me and Johnny
411
00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:02,829
are playing golf together,
412
00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:04,490
I want you to think back on this moment
413
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,993
when you wonder why I
never ask you to caddie.
414
00:15:07,093 --> 00:15:08,674
[snickers]
415
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,134
[Kenny on radio] All right,
thanks for that call, Sharon.
416
00:15:10,136 --> 00:15:11,838
Now, you heard her, folks.
417
00:15:11,938 --> 00:15:13,257
If you like funnel cakes,
if you like petting zoos,
418
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,001
you are running out of time!
419
00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:17,263
This is the final weekend,
so head on over to that
420
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,045
L.A. County Fair!
421
00:15:19,145 --> 00:15:21,647
Stay tuned, everybody
this is Kenny in the AM.
422
00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:24,650
[Rockin' Horse's "Rock &
Roll Fever" plays on radio]
423
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:28,254
???
424
00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:29,673
? Ever since I was a young boy... ?
425
00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:31,457
[knock on door]
426
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:34,660
? I was jumping to Chuck Berry
almost every single day ?
427
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,742
? But Daddy told me
son that stuff will ?
428
00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:38,824
- ? Go right to your head ?
- [toilet flushes]
429
00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:41,187
? But Daddy didn't know it
got me flying like a jet ?
430
00:15:41,287 --> 00:15:45,791
? And I've got oh-ooh-ooh ?
431
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:48,674
? Rock and roll fever ?
432
00:15:48,774 --> 00:15:49,835
? All right ?
433
00:15:49,935 --> 00:15:53,359
? Rock and roll fever ?
434
00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:56,642
? Really put me there in
the spotlight, yeah ?
435
00:15:56,742 --> 00:15:59,645
? Rock and roll fever... ?
436
00:15:59,745 --> 00:16:04,570
???
437
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:07,133
? Oh! ?
438
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,672
[Kenny] All right, Kenny
Vesey, everybody,
439
00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:09,713
and we're talking to Nick Beverly
440
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:12,378
on Kenny in the AM!
441
00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:14,100
[chorus over recording] ? Wake up ?
442
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,542
- [inhaling]
- [man] Man, biscuit!
443
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,002
Now, I don't know how
many of you caught it,
444
00:16:18,004 --> 00:16:19,445
but Nick was on The Tonight Show.
445
00:16:19,525 --> 00:16:21,747
What was that, about a week ago?
How'd that go?
446
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:22,788
It was incredible.
447
00:16:22,888 --> 00:16:24,670
How bad was Ed's breath?
448
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,173
Because when I was on, he could
have knocked a buzzard off a
449
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,754
[plays kazoo] wagon!
450
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,276
It was so bad...
451
00:16:30,376 --> 00:16:31,615
Yeah, I can't say I got that close,
452
00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,879
but Johnny smelled delightful.
453
00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:36,882
I'd like to find a car freshener
that smells just like Johnny.
454
00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:38,424
[laughs] All right. Speaking of cars,
455
00:16:38,504 --> 00:16:40,486
it's time for KROQ's traffic and weather
456
00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:44,850
on Kenny in the AM! [plays woodwind toy]
457
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,790
[chorus over recording]
? Traffic and weather ?
458
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:49,575
[man continues, indistinct]
459
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,257
I'm just not totally sold.
460
00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,698
Are you a fuckin' idiot?
461
00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:55,301
- Doorman's a plumb gig.
- [coughs]
462
00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:57,303
How much money you make
is totally up to you.
463
00:16:57,403 --> 00:17:00,106
It's all a big hustle, Ronnie.
464
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,548
Hey, what's this "Ronnie" shit?
465
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,871
All right, here's the deal, "Ronnie."
466
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:08,434
Main room has three levels, 'kay?
467
00:17:08,534 --> 00:17:10,316
Up front, that's your target range
468
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,537
for comics doing crowd work.
469
00:17:11,617 --> 00:17:13,599
Ideally you want to sit hot chicks,
470
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,082
old guys with hot chicks,
and homosexuals.
471
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:17,661
And how will I know they're homosexuals?
472
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,685
You know, homo behavior.
473
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:21,447
Giggling, white wine.
474
00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,089
Manners.
475
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,171
The back is noisy and it
has poor sight lines,
476
00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:26,632
so that's strictly for the rabble.
477
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,374
So the prime seating is the booths?
478
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:29,633
Oh, yeah, that's where you're
479
00:17:29,635 --> 00:17:31,137
gonna make most of your bread.
480
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:33,419
Say some high roller comes
in asking about a booth,
481
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,701
you say, "Sorry, pal.
482
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,923
These booths are reserved
for Presidents Lincoln,
483
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:39,345
Hamilton, and Jackson."
484
00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:41,067
[Eddie] Hamilton was not a president.
485
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,249
He was the country's first
Secretary of the Treasury,
486
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,432
and he also helped found
the Federalist Party.
487
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,714
Well, cock-a-doodle- who-gives-a-fuck?
488
00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:51,197
- [Ron sighs]
- Anyway,
489
00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:53,599
I'm doorman supervisor, so I
get 20 percent of your take.
490
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,720
Are you shitting me?
491
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,162
Eh, you'll still make plenty.
492
00:17:56,262 --> 00:18:00,406
That's where I started. Look at me now.
493
00:18:00,506 --> 00:18:02,928
Not right now, later now.
494
00:18:03,028 --> 00:18:04,610
When I'm dressed.
495
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,651
[bong bubbling]
496
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,654
Hey, fuck you! I own a Mustang!
497
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,354
[Kenny on radio] All right,
we're back everybody.
498
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:11,355
Kenny Vesey, we're
talking to Nick Beverly
499
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,618
about Dodger fans...
500
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,500
Ooh, Nick's on.
501
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,482
[Nick on radio] Only
tension during the game
502
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,362
is when it's all tied up in
the middle of the seventh
503
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,003
and they can't find their
cars in the parking lot.
504
00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:21,547
- [laughs]
- [Kenny laughs]
505
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:23,767
You know Kenny Vesey caught my
act at the deli last night?
506
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,831
Complimented me. Nice guy.
507
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,353
I got to tell you something, pal.
508
00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:29,012
I used to go to a lot
of Yankees-Sox games.
509
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,836
And my uncle, who was a tailor,
510
00:18:30,936 --> 00:18:32,878
all his insults about the Sox
511
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,378
used to be about how their clothes fit.
512
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,761
Hey, Ted Williams!
513
00:18:35,861 --> 00:18:37,763
A well-fitted shoulder lies flat
514
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,463
and should meet the
sleeve of your uniform
515
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:41,487
right where your arm
meets your shoulder!
516
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,488
Ya bum!
517
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,290
[Nick and Kenny laugh]
518
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,411
That's your joke.
519
00:18:45,511 --> 00:18:47,333
I wouldn't be bragging.
520
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,032
[Kenny on radio] I'm gonna
tell you how the term...
521
00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:51,036
That motherfucker.
522
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,780
[Eli groans]
523
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,222
- What? What the hell?
- Jesus.
524
00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:57,583
What... what is all this?
525
00:18:57,683 --> 00:18:59,505
[Eli] Extra, extra. Read all about it.
526
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,187
Goldie Herschlag,
527
00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:05,030
exec producing CBS comedy special.
528
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,592
[laughs, inhales]
529
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:09,034
Finally, news that's fit to print.
530
00:19:09,134 --> 00:19:11,197
- Madam?
- Apple wine?
531
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:12,838
- [chuckles]
- Where's the Dom?
532
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:13,879
Uh-uh-uh.
533
00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:15,321
There's a story.
534
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,603
Well, I hope it's a
story about champagne.
535
00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:20,926
Years ago, before I had a dime,
536
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,529
I toasted my very first
deal with a bottle
537
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:28,534
of this fine Boone's Farm Apple Wine.
538
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:32,258
And nothing... And I mean nothin'...
539
00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:33,339
Ever tasted as good.
540
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,940
Come here.
541
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:35,861
[soft laugh]
542
00:19:35,961 --> 00:19:37,963
[glasses clink]
543
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,349
[both] Mmm.
544
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,470
That is yummy.
545
00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:46,572
[giggles]
546
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:48,934
[breathes deeply]
547
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,037
This is big.
548
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,400
[laughs] Are you kid...
549
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,963
As your lawyer, I'm telling
you, this is very big.
550
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,366
And don't worry about the Dom,
there'll be plenty of that
551
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,368
tomorrow night at the Dansaks' party.
552
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,510
- Good, because this is awful.
- [grunts]
553
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,296
You know, uh, Camille's
gonna be there, so...
554
00:20:10,396 --> 00:20:12,398
Course she is. She's your wife.
555
00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:17,303
To our baby.
556
00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:19,585
- [glasses clink]
- Ohh...
557
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,687
Mmm.
558
00:20:28,254 --> 00:20:29,515
Hey.
559
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:31,277
I thought you was moving furniture.
560
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:32,598
Yeah.
561
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,420
For my people, beanbag
chairs are furniture.
562
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,502
[chuckles]
563
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:42,648
[Sonny and Cher's "I
Got You Babe" plays]
564
00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:46,091
???
565
00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:49,415
? They say we're young
and we don't know... ?
566
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,616
Hey.
567
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,578
Getting in the zone.
568
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:54,380
What kind of black dude are you?
569
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,542
Look, Sonny and Cher
have done me a solid.
570
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:59,144
I'm opening for the biggest
audience I've ever played for
571
00:20:59,244 --> 00:21:00,666
all because they believe in me.
572
00:21:00,766 --> 00:21:04,470
So forgive me if I don't share your ire.
573
00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,031
"Ire"?
574
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,114
I repeat, what kind of
black dude are you?
575
00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:11,637
The kind that's trying to
build a motherfucking career
576
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,078
and take care of his own
577
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:15,220
rather than trying to fix
a motherfucking world
578
00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:16,642
that don't give a shit.
579
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,163
Why does everybody think
580
00:21:18,263 --> 00:21:20,165
every black comic gotta
be all in your face
581
00:21:20,265 --> 00:21:21,407
about how black they are?
582
00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:22,968
Can't shit just be funny?
583
00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:24,690
You see, now that sounded black.
584
00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:26,492
Two octaves higher,
I'd pull over the van
585
00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:27,992
so you could hold up a liquor store.
586
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,094
[laughs]
587
00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:30,616
You'd like that.
588
00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:32,578
The revolution will be televised,
589
00:21:32,678 --> 00:21:34,300
and I'm hosting that motherfucker.
590
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,623
? Babe ?
591
00:21:37,723 --> 00:21:38,744
? I got you babe ?
592
00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:40,346
[humming]
593
00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:42,468
[man on radio talking indistinctly]
594
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:43,349
[knocks]
595
00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:45,451
Yeah?
596
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:50,356
I got a scoop you won't
find in the trades.
597
00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:51,717
Oh, for fuck's sake, Arnie,
598
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:55,801
does everything with you
come with a drum roll?
599
00:21:55,901 --> 00:21:58,244
I-I just talked to our liquor guy.
600
00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:03,088
He's gonna have one less
stop to make on his route.
601
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:03,969
Teddy's.
602
00:22:04,069 --> 00:22:05,611
Cut off.
603
00:22:05,711 --> 00:22:08,494
Three months late on his
fucking liquor bill.
604
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,257
Ooh, I like the way
this day is shaping up.
605
00:22:11,357 --> 00:22:13,359
[laughs]
606
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,663
- [surf rock music plays]
- Now this is what I call music.
607
00:22:17,763 --> 00:22:18,664
[chuckles]
608
00:22:18,764 --> 00:22:21,627
[siren wails]
609
00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:22,868
Oh, shit.
610
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:25,671
???
611
00:22:25,771 --> 00:22:27,273
Just... eh-be cool.
612
00:22:27,373 --> 00:22:28,874
I'm cool.
613
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:30,374
Don't worry, I'm gonna
take care of everything.
614
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:31,877
Okay, you do that.
615
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,198
[siren wailing]
616
00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:34,640
You acting jittery as shit.
617
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,121
Just shut up.
618
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:39,365
[song continues over car radio]
619
00:22:39,465 --> 00:22:40,846
[Edgar] Be cool.
620
00:22:40,946 --> 00:22:43,569
Okay. I got this.
621
00:22:43,669 --> 00:22:45,671
[Ralph] Y-you sure?
622
00:22:48,914 --> 00:22:50,015
Hello, Officer.
623
00:22:50,115 --> 00:22:52,257
License and registration.
624
00:22:52,357 --> 00:22:53,299
Um...
625
00:22:53,399 --> 00:22:55,381
Well, I left it in the van.
626
00:22:55,481 --> 00:22:57,483
I'll just get it.
627
00:23:00,365 --> 00:23:05,270
???
628
00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:07,573
What the fuck?
629
00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:18,804
What the fuck was that?
630
00:23:18,904 --> 00:23:21,046
[Edgar] I panicked.
631
00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:23,128
Now I'm gonna get screwed over
632
00:23:23,228 --> 00:23:26,011
because you panicked over a
couple of fucking joints?
633
00:23:26,111 --> 00:23:28,113
[police radio chatter]
634
00:23:30,716 --> 00:23:32,658
- Dispatch, this is 166.
- [dispatch] Copy, 166.
635
00:23:32,758 --> 00:23:35,140
We've intercepted a vehicle
with two beanbag chairs
636
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,063
stuffed with over 5,000
hits of THC, copy?
637
00:23:38,163 --> 00:23:40,466
[dispatch] Copy, 166.
638
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,027
Now is the time
639
00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:45,631
you should start
motherfucking panicking.
640
00:23:45,731 --> 00:23:46,872
[clears throat]
641
00:23:46,972 --> 00:23:48,994
[indistinct radio chatter]
642
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,476
[elegant music playing]
643
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:52,157
Oh, when do I get to meet Silverman?
644
00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:53,817
Oh, you know Fred really
wanted to be here,
645
00:23:53,819 --> 00:23:55,160
but he had to give a speech
646
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:57,843
at some, uh, some animal rights event.
647
00:23:57,943 --> 00:23:59,485
He couldn't switch it around, so...
648
00:23:59,585 --> 00:24:00,926
And have you met my wife, Lisa?
649
00:24:01,026 --> 00:24:02,105
Lisa, honey, come here, come here.
650
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,649
This is Goldie.
651
00:24:03,749 --> 00:24:05,188
[small laugh] Oh, it's nice to meet you.
652
00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:06,790
- Beautiful home you have.
- Oh, thank you.
653
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:10,736
Everybody, if I could have
your attention please?
654
00:24:10,836 --> 00:24:14,019
One of our honored guests
tonight, Eli Gershman,
655
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,821
his beautiful wife, Camille,
656
00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,563
would like to say a
few words, so please.
657
00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:18,744
Camille?
658
00:24:18,844 --> 00:24:21,106
[indistinct chatter]
659
00:24:21,206 --> 00:24:22,788
Thank you.
660
00:24:22,888 --> 00:24:25,370
- Please.
- Thank you, Marty.
661
00:24:26,972 --> 00:24:31,036
In 1961, our oldest,
Christopher, was born.
662
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,738
We wanted to welcome him into the world
663
00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:34,800
toasting him with champagne.
664
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,483
The only problem was we were flat broke
665
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:39,765
after setting up Eli's practice.
666
00:24:39,865 --> 00:24:42,047
Fortunately for us, that was the year
667
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,930
this delightful little vintage came out.
668
00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,853
Boone's Farm Apple Wine.
669
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,334
[soft laughter]
670
00:24:49,434 --> 00:24:51,897
So now, when good things
happen, we remember back
671
00:24:51,997 --> 00:24:54,900
to when love and a buck a
bottle were more than enough.
672
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,301
[crowd] Aww.
673
00:24:56,401 --> 00:24:58,664
To my darling husband, Eli,
674
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:01,146
our three wonderful children,
675
00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:04,389
and Eli's formidable partner, Goldie.
676
00:25:04,489 --> 00:25:06,191
Oh. [nervous chuckle].
677
00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:07,793
Congratulations.
678
00:25:07,893 --> 00:25:09,274
[Marty] Congratulations.
679
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,315
[glasses clinking]
680
00:25:10,415 --> 00:25:11,757
Delightful, just delightful.
681
00:25:11,857 --> 00:25:12,758
Everybody, let's eat.
682
00:25:12,858 --> 00:25:15,761
[elegant music resumes]
683
00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:20,746
???
684
00:25:29,955 --> 00:25:33,579
Oh, come quick. I'm drinking the stars.
685
00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:36,421
Look, the story with the wine was true.
686
00:25:36,521 --> 00:25:38,281
All right, and I wanted
to share it with you.
687
00:25:38,283 --> 00:25:42,828
Just... you know...
Without the back story.
688
00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:44,389
I'm not an idiot, Eli.
689
00:25:44,489 --> 00:25:47,272
I know what we have is a lie.
690
00:25:47,372 --> 00:25:49,955
But what makes it tenable:
691
00:25:50,055 --> 00:25:52,437
we don't lie to each other.
692
00:25:52,537 --> 00:25:55,340
Otherwise, I don't know
what the fuck we're doing.
693
00:25:59,344 --> 00:26:01,126
[Ticket's "Bad Things in the World
694
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,986
[Make the Nice Things
Nicer" plays on stereo]
695
00:26:02,988 --> 00:26:04,369
???
696
00:26:04,469 --> 00:26:06,451
? I was sitting on a moonlight vision ?
697
00:26:06,551 --> 00:26:07,991
- ? I was thinking...?
- How do you know
698
00:26:07,993 --> 00:26:09,895
- who drank out of that?
- I don't.
699
00:26:09,995 --> 00:26:13,278
Ah, sweet mystery of life. [chuckles]
700
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,102
The comedy world just got smaller.
701
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,303
You retiring?
702
00:26:18,403 --> 00:26:20,065
- No, he said "comedy."
- Oh, right.
703
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:21,965
Hey, Gabe, it's past sundown.
Shouldn't you be
704
00:26:22,007 --> 00:26:24,129
in a synagogue, atoning for
being such a fucking dick?
705
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:25,711
- [chuckles]
- Ooh, that's a good one.
706
00:26:25,811 --> 00:26:26,792
So what happened?
707
00:26:26,892 --> 00:26:28,754
King Theodore's done.
708
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:30,395
Cut off by his liquor supplier.
709
00:26:30,495 --> 00:26:32,037
Mm, no shit.
710
00:26:32,137 --> 00:26:33,438
- Hey.
- Hi.
711
00:26:33,538 --> 00:26:35,020
Did you hear about King Theodore's?
712
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,282
Yep, the King is dead;
long live the Queen.
713
00:26:37,382 --> 00:26:38,764
[Fitzy] Hey, Cass.
714
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:41,767
I read about "Vagina
Nights" in the trades.
715
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:44,089
I can't tell you how happy I am for you.
716
00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:47,132
Wow, guys, overwhelmed with
the support, thank you.
717
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,814
Cassie, you were in the trades?
718
00:26:48,914 --> 00:26:50,513
Yeah and Girls Are Funny
Too is announced.
719
00:26:50,515 --> 00:26:52,417
It's, uh, it's actually happening.
720
00:26:52,517 --> 00:26:54,700
Christ, why can't they
do a guy's version?
721
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,802
They do; it's called the
fucking Tonight Show.
722
00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,744
[laughs] Amen to that.
723
00:26:58,844 --> 00:27:00,145
[scoffs] Amen to what?
724
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,525
Girls Are Funny Too is basically
725
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:03,388
the Negro League with tits.
726
00:27:03,488 --> 00:27:06,031
Funny is funny... that should
be the sole determining factor.
727
00:27:06,131 --> 00:27:08,171
But, hey, if you want to be
a second-class comedian,
728
00:27:08,173 --> 00:27:09,474
then be my guest.
729
00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:11,076
- He's got a point.
- Oh, yeah?
730
00:27:11,176 --> 00:27:13,759
So if there was a "Jews
Are Funny Too" special,
731
00:27:13,859 --> 00:27:15,761
- you wouldn't sign up?
- Yeah, right.
732
00:27:15,861 --> 00:27:18,163
What, if there were a "Black
Guys Are Funny Too" special
733
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:21,567
or a "Guys With Glasses Are
Funny Too" special or a
734
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,169
"Guys Who Smell Faintly Like
Urine Are Funny Too" special,
735
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,691
you wouldn't jump at it?
736
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,492
It's a good thing he said "faintly."
737
00:27:27,592 --> 00:27:28,872
- [laughter]
- [Kenny] Man, biscuit!
738
00:27:28,874 --> 00:27:30,856
Thursday morning. Are we a go?
739
00:27:30,956 --> 00:27:32,578
Yeah, I'll be there, man.
740
00:27:32,678 --> 00:27:33,997
All right, good, you could
do the call-ins with me.
741
00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:36,021
Hey. You stole my joke, asshole.
742
00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:37,823
[scoffs] I'm sorry, who are you?
743
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,145
Oh, I'm the fucking
waiter who told that joke
744
00:27:40,245 --> 00:27:42,467
at the deli yesterday, the one you stole
745
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,670
and said on your radio
show this morning.
746
00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,471
- Remember that?
- Hey, pal...[laughs]
747
00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:48,451
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
748
00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:50,195
You know what you did.
749
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:51,837
Kenny Vesey.
750
00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:53,599
He's the youngest comic to do Carson.
751
00:27:53,699 --> 00:27:55,240
Carson.
752
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,482
Why the fuck would he
steal your open mic joke?
753
00:27:57,582 --> 00:27:59,204
I'm not sure, why don't you ask him?
754
00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,006
- [laughs]
- Come on, man.
755
00:28:01,106 --> 00:28:02,866
He didn't take it. Plus,
we've seen your act.
756
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:05,068
I mean, who'd want to pick
corn out of that pile of shit?
757
00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:06,932
Look alive, guys. Eddie,
you're up after Ron.
758
00:28:07,032 --> 00:28:08,333
Let's go
759
00:28:08,433 --> 00:28:10,375
Yeah, not with this jerk-off here.
760
00:28:10,475 --> 00:28:12,858
[chuckles] Fucking nerve
on this little kid.
761
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,920
Ignore him, man, he's an
arrogant little asshole.
762
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,862
[whispers indistinctly]
763
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:19,224
[Fitzy] What do you call
a Mexican hitchhiking?
764
00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:20,866
- Stranded.
- [crowd laughter]
765
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:23,829
This next guy needs no introduction.
766
00:28:23,929 --> 00:28:26,772
[crowd laughter]
767
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,180
Fitzy, ladies and gentlemen.
768
00:28:36,701 --> 00:28:38,563
Uh, if anybody wants an autograph,
769
00:28:38,663 --> 00:28:40,966
he'll be outside vomiting
up cocktail onions
770
00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:43,408
after the show.
771
00:28:43,508 --> 00:28:45,811
- So my mother's a big woman.
- [scattered laughs]
772
00:28:45,911 --> 00:28:48,253
Yeah, just-just not a fan of exercise.
773
00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,095
Little bit of a drinking problem too.
774
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,017
I-I, actually, I tried
to get her to go to AA,
775
00:28:52,117 --> 00:28:55,781
but she refused when she
heard it had 12 steps.
776
00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:57,743
[laughter]
777
00:28:57,843 --> 00:29:00,585
She-she is really, really heavy.
778
00:29:00,685 --> 00:29:01,907
She told me when she dies,
779
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,468
she wants to be cremated
780
00:29:03,568 --> 00:29:05,831
so her ashes can be used
to blot out the sun.
781
00:29:05,931 --> 00:29:08,814
[laughter]
782
00:29:10,976 --> 00:29:12,477
No, I mean, I love my mother,
783
00:29:12,577 --> 00:29:14,739
- but, you know, she's...
- [Goldie murmuring]
784
00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:20,926
[coughs] She, uh...
785
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:23,488
she-she is, uh, she-she's
just a big lady.
786
00:29:23,588 --> 00:29:26,772
You know, she-she just-she-
you know, she won't exercise.
787
00:29:26,872 --> 00:29:29,614
But I already said that. [chuckles]
788
00:29:29,714 --> 00:29:31,937
Sorry, um...
789
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,339
What, uh, what-what else-what...
790
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,902
Um... oh, yeah, so, uh,
791
00:29:37,002 --> 00:29:39,624
so my name-my name is,
uh, my name's Ron Shack,
792
00:29:39,724 --> 00:29:43,108
which, you know, Fitzy
kind of failed to mention.
793
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:44,149
Uh, hi.
794
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,812
Uh, Ron is, uh, my nickname.
795
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,636
It's-it's, uh, it's actually short
796
00:29:51,736 --> 00:29:54,239
for "Moron."
797
00:29:54,339 --> 00:29:56,922
'Cause, uh... [clears throat]
798
00:29:57,022 --> 00:29:59,024
uh, 'cause...
799
00:30:02,067 --> 00:30:03,368
Uh...
800
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,211
You know, people assumed
it'd be short for...
801
00:30:06,311 --> 00:30:08,053
[microphone fumbling]
802
00:30:08,153 --> 00:30:09,815
[tense laugh] Technical problems.
803
00:30:09,915 --> 00:30:11,917
Uh...
804
00:30:12,797 --> 00:30:15,220
Anybody got an instruction manual?
805
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,701
Nope?
806
00:30:16,801 --> 00:30:19,184
- [crowd laughter]
- He bombed three times at once.
807
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,844
[Fitzy] We're bringing in a firing squad
808
00:30:20,846 --> 00:30:22,848
and they'll put you out of your misery.
809
00:30:25,931 --> 00:30:27,592
Just be honest.
810
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:30,515
Like-like scale of one to ten,
811
00:30:30,615 --> 00:30:33,398
how bad was that?
812
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,561
Uhh, well, what you want to
hear is that you did okay.
813
00:30:36,661 --> 00:30:39,004
But what you need to
hear is that you sucked.
814
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:40,525
Which you did.
815
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,567
But that's good, that's
how you get better.
816
00:30:42,667 --> 00:30:44,770
Hey, hey, look at the bright side.
817
00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:46,531
You know, after that performance,
818
00:30:46,631 --> 00:30:48,391
short of one of "Jerry's
kids" coming up on stage
819
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:52,017
and popping a crutch, you're
a lock for a pity fuck.
820
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,498
I panicked.
821
00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:56,021
I saw Goldie watching, and I just froze.
822
00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:58,243
It-it-it-it was like one of
those-those horror movies
823
00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:01,186
where you try to scream
and-and nothing comes out.
824
00:31:01,286 --> 00:31:02,908
I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
825
00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:03,949
It's okay, Ronnie.
826
00:31:04,049 --> 00:31:05,430
It's not that big a deal.
827
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,952
[Arnie] Yeah, tell that to Lovis.
828
00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:09,034
He bombed in front of Goldie early on,
829
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:10,996
and... look what happened to him.
830
00:31:11,096 --> 00:31:13,398
? Rousing funk music ?
831
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,041
Now, look here, Norton has style.
832
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,283
He shoots that jab right from his hip.
833
00:31:18,383 --> 00:31:21,046
[grunts] Then he move all herky-jerky.
834
00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:22,986
You know what I'm sayin-saying?
I'm telling you.
835
00:31:22,988 --> 00:31:24,689
Ali gonna have trouble timing that boy.
836
00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:26,629
You watch what I tell you.
You know what I'm saying?
837
00:31:26,631 --> 00:31:28,814
Well, speaking of young,
pretty, and black.
838
00:31:28,914 --> 00:31:30,095
[chuckling]
839
00:31:30,195 --> 00:31:31,056
All right, baby.
840
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:34,779
From Sonja.
841
00:31:34,879 --> 00:31:39,544
Hey, y'all should have seen
this man the other night.
842
00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:41,586
Man, he had the audience
bent with laughter.
843
00:31:41,686 --> 00:31:43,228
[chuckles]
844
00:31:43,328 --> 00:31:45,270
I just had a good set, that's all.
845
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,833
Hey, never underestimate
846
00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:49,554
the power of charisma.
847
00:31:49,654 --> 00:31:52,838
And that is something
that you have tenfold.
848
00:31:52,938 --> 00:31:55,240
No matter what Goldie may think.
849
00:31:55,340 --> 00:31:57,402
And she could stick you in
the bottom of the well,
850
00:31:57,502 --> 00:31:58,964
you'd still come up with laughs.
851
00:31:59,064 --> 00:32:00,125
[chuckling]
852
00:32:00,225 --> 00:32:01,686
Meaning?
853
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:04,249
Means she's burying you
in that bullshit cellar.
854
00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:06,611
Hey, man, the Cellar's just
somewhere to hone my style
855
00:32:06,711 --> 00:32:08,653
until it's ready for Main Stage.
856
00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:10,455
[laughs] Y'all hear this?
857
00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:12,377
[laughs]
858
00:32:12,477 --> 00:32:14,019
The fuck is so funny?
859
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,021
She got you trained. Hmph!
860
00:32:16,121 --> 00:32:17,822
You wanna buy that jive.
861
00:32:17,922 --> 00:32:19,884
But if you want to bury
your light under a bushel
862
00:32:19,965 --> 00:32:23,628
and keep playin' house nigga to
Miss Goldie, that's your call.
863
00:32:23,728 --> 00:32:25,991
Man, why you always gotta
talk shit to make a point?
864
00:32:26,091 --> 00:32:27,931
I'm sorry, Adam, but I
don't decorate the truth
865
00:32:27,973 --> 00:32:29,674
with ribbons and bows.
866
00:32:29,774 --> 00:32:31,716
All right. You want some truth?
867
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:34,039
Try this shit on.
868
00:32:34,139 --> 00:32:36,281
If you want to make it in comedy,
869
00:32:36,381 --> 00:32:39,444
it's only one place to do that
in L.A., and that's Goldie's.
870
00:32:39,544 --> 00:32:42,047
You sound like you done found Jesus.
871
00:32:42,147 --> 00:32:43,408
[laughter]
872
00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:46,131
[man] Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord!
873
00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:50,055
Maybe I have.
874
00:32:50,155 --> 00:32:51,656
There are other clubs,
875
00:32:51,756 --> 00:32:53,138
just like there are other ways.
876
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:54,419
Like what?
877
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,101
King Theodore's?
878
00:32:56,201 --> 00:32:58,823
Man can't even pay his liquor bill.
879
00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:00,145
And what does it matter?
880
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:02,707
Ain't nobody being found there anyways.
881
00:33:02,807 --> 00:33:04,069
I gotta go.
882
00:33:04,169 --> 00:33:07,913
[song continues over radio]
883
00:33:08,013 --> 00:33:11,196
Dating was different after guys
found out my parents were dead.
884
00:33:11,296 --> 00:33:14,159
They became afraid to
use the word "parents."
885
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:15,580
I'd meet a guy's mother and father
886
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,082
and he'd introduce them to me as,
887
00:33:17,182 --> 00:33:18,461
"the couple who did his laundry."
888
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:21,406
[soft laugh] It's funny.
889
00:33:21,506 --> 00:33:23,408
Goldie wants my parents still breathing,
890
00:33:23,508 --> 00:33:25,450
it being network and all.
891
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,212
Mm, I get that.
892
00:33:27,312 --> 00:33:29,374
So can you save it?
893
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:30,895
I mean,
894
00:33:30,995 --> 00:33:32,377
Cass, this is your life.
895
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,059
I can be a sounding board and all,
896
00:33:34,159 --> 00:33:35,740
but this is-this is all you.
897
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,960
Yeah, but the stuff she wants
me to say isn't my life.
898
00:33:38,043 --> 00:33:39,945
It's like a cartoon version of my life.
899
00:33:40,045 --> 00:33:43,108
- Right.
- [sighs]
900
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,210
[exhales]
901
00:33:46,931 --> 00:33:50,035
[sighs] God, I'm so sick of my stomach
902
00:33:50,135 --> 00:33:52,077
being in knots.
903
00:33:52,177 --> 00:33:55,760
And it's just jokes, right?
904
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:57,462
Think Henny Youngman pulls his hair out
905
00:33:57,542 --> 00:33:59,444
every time he picks up his fiddle?
906
00:33:59,544 --> 00:34:01,166
Yeah, probably.
907
00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:03,768
I mean, "take my wife... please"
908
00:34:03,868 --> 00:34:05,490
came from someplace.
909
00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:07,312
Henny's wife probably
shit herself laughing
910
00:34:07,392 --> 00:34:08,613
when she first heard it.
911
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,755
- You think?
- Yeah, definitely.
912
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:15,560
My dad was always disappointed
913
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,383
that I didn't play baseball as a kid.
914
00:34:18,483 --> 00:34:20,425
Harmon Killebrew and Sandy Koufax,
915
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:23,288
they were heroes in our house.
? Somber music ?
916
00:34:23,368 --> 00:34:25,248
Jews that could throw the ball,
that was a very big deal.
917
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,312
Hey, you know who you're
talking to, right?
918
00:34:27,412 --> 00:34:30,115
Anyway, I, um...
919
00:34:30,215 --> 00:34:32,197
I got bullied a lot as a kid.
920
00:34:32,297 --> 00:34:35,880
So I was never fully comfortable
around jocks holding bats.
921
00:34:35,980 --> 00:34:37,722
And there was this one day
922
00:34:37,822 --> 00:34:40,245
I was at Fenway with my old man,
923
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,247
about ten years old.
924
00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,369
And it was the bottom of the seventh,
925
00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:46,811
and he was extra surly
926
00:34:46,911 --> 00:34:49,654
'cause the Sox were getting creamed
927
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,217
by the fucking Yankees no less.
928
00:34:52,317 --> 00:34:55,100
And he just keeps getting
madder and madder.
929
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,862
And so I look at him
and I say, "Hey, Dad.
930
00:34:57,962 --> 00:34:59,642
What do you call a New
Yorker with a baseball bat
931
00:34:59,644 --> 00:35:02,707
who's covered in baggy pinstripes?
932
00:35:02,807 --> 00:35:04,029
A piece of shit."
933
00:35:04,129 --> 00:35:06,271
[both chuckle]
934
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:09,114
Admittedly, it's not
my A material, but...
935
00:35:09,214 --> 00:35:10,435
it's still my favorite.
936
00:35:10,535 --> 00:35:12,357
And why is that?
937
00:35:12,457 --> 00:35:16,681
'Cause it was the first time I
ever made my old man laugh.
938
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,763
[inhales] Yeah.
939
00:35:18,863 --> 00:35:22,887
???
940
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,570
Jokes are sacrosanct
941
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:29,614
because they're never
just jokes, you know?
942
00:35:29,714 --> 00:35:31,856
You are always in there somewhere.
943
00:35:31,956 --> 00:35:35,660
???
944
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,422
[inhales sharply] Ooh.
945
00:35:37,522 --> 00:35:40,145
You are one serious fucker.
946
00:35:40,245 --> 00:35:41,506
Oh, that's nothin'.
947
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:42,927
Wait till you hear my dissertation
948
00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:43,988
on knock-knock jokes.
949
00:35:44,088 --> 00:35:45,270
Oh, yeah?
950
00:35:45,370 --> 00:35:46,490
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
951
00:35:46,571 --> 00:35:48,193
- Nietzsche.
- Nietzsche who?
952
00:35:48,293 --> 00:35:49,692
Eh, fuck it, don't answer,
what's the point?
953
00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:51,636
Life has no intrinsic meaning or value.
954
00:35:51,736 --> 00:35:52,997
I'm sorry I bothered you.
955
00:35:53,097 --> 00:35:54,519
You always make me laugh.
956
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:57,001
[inhales] Well, it's my burden.
957
00:35:57,101 --> 00:35:59,103
You're a good friend, Eddie.
958
00:36:03,107 --> 00:36:05,109
Yeah, you too.
959
00:36:08,273 --> 00:36:11,176
[funk rock plays on radio]
960
00:36:11,276 --> 00:36:14,259
[sports announcer in background]
961
00:36:14,359 --> 00:36:16,941
???
962
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:19,864
[man] Roger Moore is 002 at best.
963
00:36:19,964 --> 00:36:24,068
[mellow rock, sports announcer continue]
964
00:36:24,168 --> 00:36:25,430
[Maggie] What's that?
965
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:28,233
Care package?
966
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,674
From my mom.
967
00:36:29,774 --> 00:36:32,637
Stuff from back home you
can't get out here.
968
00:36:32,737 --> 00:36:37,642
???
969
00:36:37,742 --> 00:36:38,723
You eat this?
970
00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,845
Yep. On bread.
971
00:36:40,945 --> 00:36:44,569
Mix it with peanut butter,
it's called a "fluffernutter."
972
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,531
You okay, Ronnie?
973
00:36:46,631 --> 00:36:47,452
You seem a little...
974
00:36:47,552 --> 00:36:48,373
Down?
975
00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:49,534
Pussy-ish.
976
00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:50,655
Thanks, Maggie.
977
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:51,715
- [chuckles]
- Seriously.
978
00:36:51,756 --> 00:36:53,218
You should work with children.
979
00:36:53,318 --> 00:36:55,500
Is this still about last night?
980
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,782
You bombed. Move on already.
981
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:58,983
Maggie, I didn't just bomb.
982
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,665
I bombed in front of fucking Goldie,
983
00:37:00,765 --> 00:37:03,027
the one fucking person that
you can't bomb in front of!
984
00:37:03,127 --> 00:37:04,869
Whoa, whoa, take it down a notch.
985
00:37:04,969 --> 00:37:06,751
I'm not the one who sucked last night.
986
00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,433
You know what, Mags?
987
00:37:08,533 --> 00:37:09,874
Fuck you.
988
00:37:09,974 --> 00:37:11,436
You know what else?
989
00:37:11,536 --> 00:37:13,095
Why don't you wear some
fucking pants to breakfast
990
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,919
like a normal person, okay?
991
00:37:15,019 --> 00:37:16,120
'Cause we get it.
992
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,403
You have a vagina.
993
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:22,407
[funk rock continues]
994
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:27,412
???
995
00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:29,514
Really?
996
00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:34,018
Hey, you get through to Sonny Bueno?
997
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,120
They're at rehearsal.
998
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,584
Sorry, man.
999
00:37:39,684 --> 00:37:42,427
I was... I was really
hoping you'd get us sprung
1000
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:44,709
because I gotta take a shit,
1001
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:47,752
and I can't take a shit in
public, no fucking way.
1002
00:37:47,852 --> 00:37:49,754
I mean, y- You wouldn't understand
1003
00:37:49,854 --> 00:37:52,016
'cause a guy like you can
take a dump anywhere, right?
1004
00:37:52,096 --> 00:37:54,399
I truly envy that. [soft chuckle]
1005
00:37:54,499 --> 00:37:56,921
What's it like, Edgar?
1006
00:37:57,021 --> 00:37:59,644
Being so wrapped up in yourself
that you don't give a fuck
1007
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:03,007
about anybody else?
1008
00:38:03,107 --> 00:38:04,489
I care about people.
1009
00:38:04,589 --> 00:38:06,931
Who do you give a
motherfucking two shits about
1010
00:38:07,031 --> 00:38:08,853
other than yourself?
1011
00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,014
I care about my friends.
1012
00:38:10,114 --> 00:38:12,016
What friends?
1013
00:38:12,116 --> 00:38:14,839
The people you sell drugs to?
Those are customers.
1014
00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:17,622
You don't have any fucking friends.
1015
00:38:17,722 --> 00:38:18,623
Ralph,
1016
00:38:18,723 --> 00:38:21,746
I fucked up, okay?
1017
00:38:21,846 --> 00:38:24,949
But that does not mean I
don't care about people.
1018
00:38:25,049 --> 00:38:27,111
You know what we used
to call motherfuckers
1019
00:38:27,211 --> 00:38:28,553
like you in the army?
1020
00:38:28,653 --> 00:38:30,235
[Ralph chuckles]
1021
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:31,876
"Jack."
1022
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,958
That's a special term of contempt
1023
00:38:34,058 --> 00:38:35,480
reserved for those
1024
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:38,483
who only look out for
themselves and not their mates.
1025
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,445
That's you, Edgar.
1026
00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:44,569
A Jack motherfucker,
through and through.
1027
00:38:44,669 --> 00:38:45,570
Ralph.
1028
00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:47,812
I am so fucking sorry, man.
1029
00:38:47,912 --> 00:38:49,311
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Hey, hey.
1030
00:38:49,313 --> 00:38:52,477
Get your ass in a fucking...
[guard] Knock it off!
1031
00:38:52,557 --> 00:38:55,099
Both of you!
1032
00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:57,061
It's all right, Officer.
1033
00:38:57,161 --> 00:39:00,865
Think it's a Vietnam thing.
1034
00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,347
You tour there?
1035
00:39:02,447 --> 00:39:04,509
Twice.
1036
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:05,470
Who you with?
1037
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:07,592
75th Infantry Rangers.
1038
00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:10,395
Sergeant Major Ralph
Carnegie, Company C.
1039
00:39:10,495 --> 00:39:13,117
Sergeant Jerry Barnsdale.
1040
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,680
Long Range Reconnaissance Patrol.
1041
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:17,362
Find 'em, track 'em, kill 'em.
1042
00:39:17,462 --> 00:39:19,364
What happened here, Sergeant?
1043
00:39:19,464 --> 00:39:20,765
Wrong place, wrong time,
1044
00:39:20,865 --> 00:39:23,768
wrong person to get a fucking ride from.
1045
00:39:23,868 --> 00:39:25,209
He's right, Officer.
1046
00:39:25,309 --> 00:39:28,293
He did not have anything
to do with this, okay?
1047
00:39:28,393 --> 00:39:31,376
He's a comedian; he's gonna
open for Sonny and Cher.
1048
00:39:31,476 --> 00:39:35,620
He barely drinks alcohol.
1049
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,021
How'd you pull that off?
1050
00:39:37,121 --> 00:39:39,123
[sighs]
1051
00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:43,748
Anyone ever tell you you're
a real piece of shit?
1052
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:46,411
Yeah. I stopped counting.
1053
00:39:50,895 --> 00:39:53,638
We haven't processed you yet.
1054
00:39:53,738 --> 00:39:57,402
If you were released now,
it's like it never happened.
1055
00:39:57,502 --> 00:39:58,683
You serious?
1056
00:39:58,783 --> 00:40:00,084
I mean, I can make my gig.
1057
00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:02,286
This offer doesn't extend to him.
1058
00:40:02,386 --> 00:40:04,288
? Lightly edgy music ?
1059
00:40:04,388 --> 00:40:05,570
I'm good with that.
1060
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:08,453
Ralph, Ralph.
1061
00:40:08,553 --> 00:40:10,074
It was me bringing up your Vietnam shit
1062
00:40:10,154 --> 00:40:11,976
that got you out of here.
1063
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,778
Come on, you gotta...
1064
00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:15,660
You gotta get somebody, Ralph.
1065
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,702
Don't leave me in here.
1066
00:40:17,802 --> 00:40:20,825
Ralph, please, come on, Ralph.
1067
00:40:20,925 --> 00:40:23,307
You're on your own, Jack.
1068
00:40:23,407 --> 00:40:28,192
???
1069
00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,356
[background chatter]
1070
00:40:31,456 --> 00:40:34,359
? somber music continues ?
1071
00:40:34,459 --> 00:40:39,323
???
1072
00:40:39,423 --> 00:40:40,965
Buy you a drink, sailor?
1073
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:43,127
[scoffs] Seriously, again?
1074
00:40:43,227 --> 00:40:45,009
What are you talking about?
1075
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,509
I don't know if someone told you
that I'm dying or something,
1076
00:40:47,552 --> 00:40:49,734
but save your good works.
1077
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,175
It's a fucking beer, Bill.
1078
00:40:51,275 --> 00:40:52,937
And the agent the other night?
1079
00:40:53,037 --> 00:40:54,258
I was throwing you a bone.
1080
00:40:54,358 --> 00:40:56,861
You think I need you to throw me a bone?
1081
00:40:56,961 --> 00:40:58,863
Did you come out of the womb an asshole?
1082
00:40:58,963 --> 00:41:00,665
[chuckles]
1083
00:41:00,765 --> 00:41:02,387
Go fuck yourself.
1084
00:41:02,487 --> 00:41:05,109
Jesus, no wonder Cassie dumped your ass.
1085
00:41:05,209 --> 00:41:07,151
- What the...
- Oh, motherfucker.
1086
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:10,154
Oh, you pussy, I barely touched you.
1087
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:12,557
Jesus Christ, Nick.
1088
00:41:12,657 --> 00:41:14,659
Oh, fuck, not now.
1089
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,202
Come on.
1090
00:41:18,302 --> 00:41:19,604
[Tom] Anyway,
1091
00:41:19,704 --> 00:41:22,407
days blurred when I was drinkin'.
1092
00:41:22,507 --> 00:41:25,610
Holidays, birthdays.
1093
00:41:25,710 --> 00:41:27,131
Now that I'm sober,
1094
00:41:27,231 --> 00:41:29,293
they're all too clear.
1095
00:41:29,393 --> 00:41:31,656
It sure was a lot
easier to face your day
1096
00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:36,320
when you weren't sure what
day it was you were facin'.
1097
00:41:44,689 --> 00:41:46,931
Hey. You wanna go up?
1098
00:41:58,342 --> 00:41:59,764
Hi, uh, my name's Ron
1099
00:41:59,864 --> 00:42:01,866
and I, uh...
1100
00:42:06,911 --> 00:42:10,735
My name is Ron
1101
00:42:10,835 --> 00:42:13,337
and I-I-I'm not an alcoholic.
1102
00:42:13,437 --> 00:42:15,980
[murmuring]
1103
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,862
Uh, believe me,
1104
00:42:17,962 --> 00:42:20,745
I wish I was because then
at least I could point to
1105
00:42:20,845 --> 00:42:24,228
something I was successful at.
1106
00:42:24,328 --> 00:42:25,670
[exhales]
1107
00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:28,613
Here's some rigorous honesty.
1108
00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:34,479
I have been coming here to
work on my stand-up comedy.
1109
00:42:34,579 --> 00:42:37,361
I've been using all you as guinea pigs
1110
00:42:37,461 --> 00:42:40,084
while I stand up here
and make up stories...
1111
00:42:40,184 --> 00:42:42,767
Jokes. I make up jokes
1112
00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:44,849
about being an alcoholic.
1113
00:42:44,949 --> 00:42:48,092
[clears throat]
1114
00:42:48,192 --> 00:42:50,194
It's fucking pathetic.
1115
00:42:51,956 --> 00:42:53,738
I have no idea what it is
1116
00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:55,840
I'm-I'm doing anymore.
1117
00:43:01,005 --> 00:43:02,667
Wait, Ron.
1118
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:04,068
What?
1119
00:43:04,168 --> 00:43:06,611
You sure that's all you wanted to share?
1120
00:43:09,413 --> 00:43:11,916
Oh. Yeah, um...
1121
00:43:12,016 --> 00:43:13,237
I'm really sorry.
1122
00:43:13,337 --> 00:43:14,398
No, no.
1123
00:43:14,498 --> 00:43:17,041
What I mean is
1124
00:43:17,141 --> 00:43:20,164
maybe you need to be here.
1125
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:24,048
So why not use this room
as it was intended,
1126
00:43:24,148 --> 00:43:26,911
a place to share your truth?
1127
00:43:30,715 --> 00:43:32,717
My truth.
1128
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,482
[exhales]
1129
00:43:41,445 --> 00:43:43,447
[exhales] Um...
1130
00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:46,711
Okay. Well...
1131
00:43:46,811 --> 00:43:48,192
when I was in high school,
1132
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,795
I was this overweight dork.
1133
00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:53,117
And, I mean, I had some friends, but
1134
00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:56,881
I was never what you'd
describe as "popular."
1135
00:43:56,981 --> 00:44:01,806
Um, I ate alone a lot.
Like-like a real lot.
1136
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:06,170
And I guess I've always kind of thought
1137
00:44:06,270 --> 00:44:10,294
if I could be this,
uh, this other thing,
1138
00:44:10,394 --> 00:44:13,818
like this-this better, funny thing,
1139
00:44:13,918 --> 00:44:16,380
uh, that-that people would
treat me different,
1140
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,144
you-you know, be nicer or whatever.
1141
00:44:20,244 --> 00:44:22,987
And-and you know, and if...
If this better
1142
00:44:23,087 --> 00:44:25,389
[sniffs] if this better, funny thing
1143
00:44:25,489 --> 00:44:27,351
was really special,
1144
00:44:27,451 --> 00:44:29,353
you know, it could... It could...
1145
00:44:29,453 --> 00:44:31,555
it could get you out of there.
1146
00:44:31,655 --> 00:44:33,517
And people-people would see you
1147
00:44:33,617 --> 00:44:37,962
as that thing.
1148
00:44:38,062 --> 00:44:40,164
You know, instead of this thing.
1149
00:44:40,264 --> 00:44:42,526
? Somber music ?
1150
00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:43,808
Um...
1151
00:44:43,908 --> 00:44:46,330
???
1152
00:44:46,430 --> 00:44:48,052
But... Ha.
1153
00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:51,035
But now I know that there
is no other thing.
1154
00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:55,840
And it scares the shit out of me.
1155
00:44:58,963 --> 00:45:02,106
You know, just knowing that this...
1156
00:45:02,206 --> 00:45:04,789
This identity that I
1157
00:45:04,889 --> 00:45:07,952
banked on
1158
00:45:08,052 --> 00:45:11,355
giving my life its meaning
1159
00:45:11,455 --> 00:45:13,357
was bullshit.
1160
00:45:13,457 --> 00:45:16,040
[sniffs]
1161
00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:19,283
It's all bullshit.
1162
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:22,767
And all that's left
1163
00:45:22,867 --> 00:45:25,209
is me.
1164
00:45:25,309 --> 00:45:30,194
???
1165
00:45:33,517 --> 00:45:35,519
That's all.
1166
00:45:39,764 --> 00:45:41,906
You still clap.
1167
00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:44,008
[sniffs] Thank you.
1168
00:45:46,450 --> 00:45:48,673
[Nick] Am I right or am I right?
[Bill] You're wrong.
1169
00:45:48,773 --> 00:45:50,995
House of Pies is way
better than this shit.
1170
00:45:51,095 --> 00:45:52,775
[Nick] Are you fuckin' kidding?
[Bill] No, I'm dead serious.
1171
00:45:52,777 --> 00:45:54,016
[Nick] You're not even eating the crust.
1172
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,319
The crust is the best part.
1173
00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,241
[Bill] Because I don't like to eat shit.
1174
00:45:57,341 --> 00:45:58,941
[Nick] This is the only reason
I come back to Los Angeles.
1175
00:45:58,943 --> 00:46:00,302
- [Nick] Mmm.
- [Bill] If you're done
1176
00:46:00,304 --> 00:46:01,543
with your pie now, can
we go to the hospital
1177
00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:02,785
and get your fucking arm looked at?
1178
00:46:02,787 --> 00:46:05,529
Jesus, Mom. I told you, it's a cyst.
1179
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:07,211
Can you just relax?
1180
00:46:07,311 --> 00:46:08,572
I'm overreacting?
1181
00:46:08,672 --> 00:46:10,014
- Yeah.
- I hit you in the arm,
1182
00:46:10,114 --> 00:46:12,016
and you howl like I found your G-spot.
1183
00:46:12,116 --> 00:46:14,618
- [laughs]
- Come on.
1184
00:46:14,718 --> 00:46:16,260
Where's... hey.
1185
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,421
Thank you.
1186
00:46:17,521 --> 00:46:19,303
[Muzak playing]
1187
00:46:19,403 --> 00:46:21,225
[smacking lips]
1188
00:46:21,325 --> 00:46:22,186
What are you doing?
1189
00:46:22,286 --> 00:46:24,668
Don't worry about it.
1190
00:46:24,768 --> 00:46:27,712
- Oh.
- A little for Mr. William.
1191
00:46:27,812 --> 00:46:29,273
And a little for Nicky.
1192
00:46:29,373 --> 00:46:32,917
Whoops.
1193
00:46:33,017 --> 00:46:34,959
Hey, look, I'm sorry about
what I said about, uh,
1194
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,560
Cassie dumping you.
1195
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,883
Yeah, I'm sorry that you got
the world by the balls,
1196
00:46:38,983 --> 00:46:41,165
but you're too much of
a fuck-up to cash in.
1197
00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:43,447
[whispers] Wow.
1198
00:46:43,547 --> 00:46:46,170
Just so you know, that is not
how you get in my pants.
1199
00:46:46,270 --> 00:46:48,172
No?
1200
00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:51,175
All right, let's go to the
doctor; I got shit to do.
1201
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:52,176
Man, [scoffs]
1202
00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:54,859
What?
1203
00:46:54,959 --> 00:46:57,541
What are you so fucking
pissed off about?
1204
00:46:57,641 --> 00:46:59,503
You really resent my success that much?
1205
00:46:59,603 --> 00:47:02,466
Your success? [scoffs]
1206
00:47:02,566 --> 00:47:04,006
Maybe I just don't think you're funny.
1207
00:47:04,008 --> 00:47:06,370
Tell that to Carson. And we all have
1208
00:47:06,450 --> 00:47:08,352
our special little
gifts, don't we, Nick?
1209
00:47:08,452 --> 00:47:10,674
Look, I'm so much fucking
funnier than you.
1210
00:47:10,774 --> 00:47:12,334
And you just so happen
to be better than me
1211
00:47:12,336 --> 00:47:14,136
at being in the right
place at the right time.
1212
00:47:14,138 --> 00:47:16,000
- Hm.
- Plus you didn't get the couch.
1213
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:18,282
They ran long.
1214
00:47:18,382 --> 00:47:19,563
Fuckin' Joan Embery.
1215
00:47:19,663 --> 00:47:20,925
What's that tell ya?
1216
00:47:21,025 --> 00:47:22,264
Carson would rather
have a three-toed sloth
1217
00:47:22,266 --> 00:47:24,248
piss all over his jacket
1218
00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:26,070
then spend ten seconds
chatting with you.
1219
00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:27,709
You really think you're funnier than me?
1220
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:30,054
The fucking Zapruder film
is funnier than you, Nick.
1221
00:47:30,154 --> 00:47:31,776
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1222
00:47:31,876 --> 00:47:35,219
'Cause I always thought the
beginning kind of meandered.
1223
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,701
Excuse me, uh, Doris?
1224
00:47:37,801 --> 00:47:39,263
Would you solve something for us?
1225
00:47:39,363 --> 00:47:41,163
If we both tell you a joke, will
you let us know who's funniest?
1226
00:47:41,165 --> 00:47:43,227
Who's paying?
1227
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,329
He is.
1228
00:47:47,091 --> 00:47:49,193
She's the funniest.
1229
00:47:49,293 --> 00:47:50,955
Yeah.
1230
00:47:51,055 --> 00:47:54,799
[overlapping low argument]
1231
00:47:54,899 --> 00:47:56,320
[chuckling] Oh.
1232
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:58,562
I told you I got a new
tranny for my car.
1233
00:47:58,662 --> 00:48:00,462
Yeah, I didn't know they were
putting them on the outside now.
1234
00:48:00,464 --> 00:48:02,166
- Yeah, they are.
- Hey, blue eyes.
1235
00:48:02,266 --> 00:48:03,968
You looking for a date?
1236
00:48:04,068 --> 00:48:06,028
Oh-ho, I'm all set, but
thank you, Scrotum O'Neil.
1237
00:48:06,030 --> 00:48:07,451
[laughter]
1238
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,014
I loved Paper Moon. You funny.
1239
00:48:10,114 --> 00:48:11,655
Ooh, two for two, baby.
1240
00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:13,435
That's not fucking funny...
Ask me on a date.
1241
00:48:13,437 --> 00:48:14,778
Oh, you want a date, Red?
1242
00:48:14,878 --> 00:48:16,278
You know what? I would,
but I promised myself
1243
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,879
I would not get involved
with another woman
1244
00:48:17,881 --> 00:48:20,244
whose cock is bigger than mine.
[laughter]
1245
00:48:20,324 --> 00:48:21,986
- Good one.
- Hey, all beef,
1246
00:48:22,086 --> 00:48:24,308
if I wanted to pay 20 bucks
to get fucked in the ass,
1247
00:48:24,408 --> 00:48:26,750
I'd just buy a ticket to a
Loggins and Messina concert.
1248
00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:27,912
[laughter]
1249
00:48:28,012 --> 00:48:29,713
Yeah, I do want to take
you out on a date.
1250
00:48:29,813 --> 00:48:31,493
Me, you, and a quiet table at
the Hollywood free clinic.
1251
00:48:31,495 --> 00:48:32,917
- What do you say, huh?
- Ooh.
1252
00:48:33,017 --> 00:48:34,198
- No?
- Ooh.
1253
00:48:34,298 --> 00:48:35,497
I mean, I thought that was funny.
1254
00:48:35,499 --> 00:48:37,081
- Thanks, man. Yeah.
- Yeah.
1255
00:48:37,181 --> 00:48:38,780
Hey, if it's a loveless
fuck you're looking for,
1256
00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,182
maybe it's time you finally
call your father back.
1257
00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:41,445
- Ooh.
- Shit.
1258
00:48:41,545 --> 00:48:43,027
That's your daddy he's talking about.
1259
00:48:43,107 --> 00:48:45,449
- Okay, okay, stop.
- You both funny.
1260
00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:47,932
Yeah, we know we're both
funny, but who's funnier?
1261
00:48:48,032 --> 00:48:49,093
Well, shit,
1262
00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:50,654
junkie's the funniest, I guess.
1263
00:48:50,754 --> 00:48:52,394
- What'd you call me?
- Hey, man, back up.
1264
00:48:52,436 --> 00:48:54,698
- I ain't judging.
- Yeah? Fuck you, cocksucker.
1265
00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:56,358
[knife flicks] And fuck
you, motherfucker.
1266
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,102
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Look at your arm, man.
1267
00:48:58,202 --> 00:48:59,601
It's abscessed... it's
comin' through your shirt.
1268
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:00,963
Oh, oh, I'm sorry to
give away your secret.
1269
00:49:00,965 --> 00:49:02,426
Yeah? Fuck you.
1270
00:49:02,526 --> 00:49:03,685
All right, you know what?
Nobody's funny.
1271
00:49:03,687 --> 00:49:04,726
- How bout that, okay?
- No, no.
1272
00:49:04,728 --> 00:49:06,230
Let your bitch-ass friend go.
1273
00:49:06,330 --> 00:49:08,672
I'll cut his motherfucking
junkie throat.
1274
00:49:08,772 --> 00:49:10,434
Hey, hey, get in the fucking car.
1275
00:49:10,534 --> 00:49:12,254
All right, thank you, ladies.
Have a good night.
1276
00:49:12,256 --> 00:49:14,096
Enjoy the repercussions
of your life decisions.
1277
00:49:14,138 --> 00:49:15,439
The truth is
1278
00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:17,882
you're both some unfunny,
sorry-ass faggots.
1279
00:49:17,982 --> 00:49:19,603
Quite a compliment. Thank you so much.
1280
00:49:19,703 --> 00:49:21,365
That's the damn truth, bitch.
1281
00:49:21,465 --> 00:49:23,385
[Nick] Why don't you go suck
off the rest of The Supremes?
1282
00:49:23,387 --> 00:49:25,187
- I got you some Supremes...
- You look like Jimi Hendrix
1283
00:49:25,189 --> 00:49:26,991
with fetal alcohol syndrome,
you motherfucker!
1284
00:49:27,071 --> 00:49:28,692
[tranny] Yeah, any fuckin' time!
1285
00:49:28,792 --> 00:49:31,815
I, for one, am okay with women
breastfeeding in public.
1286
00:49:31,915 --> 00:49:33,697
As long as they're
okay with me watching.
1287
00:49:33,797 --> 00:49:36,660
[laughter] Speaking of watching...
1288
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,144
[Cassie] Man, I could get used
to having this many people here.
1289
00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:41,865
You deserve it.
1290
00:49:41,965 --> 00:49:43,427
Your stuff's great.
1291
00:49:43,527 --> 00:49:46,430
You're gonna kill.
1292
00:49:46,530 --> 00:49:48,232
Thank you.
1293
00:49:48,332 --> 00:49:49,313
For what?
1294
00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:51,555
Oh, for being such a nice guy.
1295
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,877
[Gabe] Ladies and gentlemen,
the lovely Cassie Feder.
1296
00:49:53,977 --> 00:49:56,040
You ever think that maybe
I'm not that nice a guy?
1297
00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:57,561
Not for a second.
1298
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,544
[applause]
1299
00:50:02,946 --> 00:50:04,248
Whoo!
1300
00:50:04,348 --> 00:50:06,450
[Cassie] Gabe Schwartz,
ladies and gentlemen.
1301
00:50:06,550 --> 00:50:08,252
[applause]
1302
00:50:08,352 --> 00:50:11,635
[Cassie] So I'm sure you
can tell where I'm from.
1303
00:50:14,318 --> 00:50:16,900
- [Bill] It's good?
- [Nick] Yeah.
1304
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,742
- Hey?
- Hm?
1305
00:50:18,842 --> 00:50:20,844
You're bleeding again.
1306
00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:24,606
You want me to take you
to that emergency room
1307
00:50:24,608 --> 00:50:27,271
or should we get ice cream this time?
1308
00:50:27,371 --> 00:50:29,373
I'm good.
1309
00:50:32,496 --> 00:50:34,198
You know, that shit turned Lenny Bruce
1310
00:50:34,298 --> 00:50:36,840
into a strung-out court stenographer.
1311
00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:38,322
Not that I'm comparing you
1312
00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:42,806
in any way, shape, or form to Lenny.
1313
00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:45,769
Can't all be Soupy Sales, Bill.
1314
00:50:45,869 --> 00:50:47,871
[chuckles]
1315
00:50:50,554 --> 00:50:52,336
It's a fucking crutch.
1316
00:50:52,436 --> 00:50:54,058
You don't need it.
1317
00:50:54,158 --> 00:50:58,382
[Nick exhales] Pain is
essential, and you know it.
1318
00:50:58,482 --> 00:51:00,964
All we are is agony as art.
1319
00:51:07,931 --> 00:51:10,194
Who the fuck talks like that?
1320
00:51:10,294 --> 00:51:13,117
[laughs] Really?
1321
00:51:13,217 --> 00:51:16,480
Nobody gives a fuck about
the depths of your soul.
1322
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:19,123
? Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" plays ?
1323
00:51:19,223 --> 00:51:20,924
It's about funny.
1324
00:51:21,024 --> 00:51:23,607
It's about money, fame,
1325
00:51:23,707 --> 00:51:27,091
and getting laid by women
way out of our league.
1326
00:51:27,191 --> 00:51:28,252
? Just a perfect day... ?
1327
00:51:28,352 --> 00:51:31,215
Spoken like a true hack.
1328
00:51:31,315 --> 00:51:32,456
Well, so what?
1329
00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:35,179
I'm supposed to be like you and Clay?
1330
00:51:35,279 --> 00:51:37,521
Shooting fucking heroin and
then jump in front of a bus
1331
00:51:37,601 --> 00:51:39,223
just as the spotlight hits?
1332
00:51:39,323 --> 00:51:41,465
? When it gets dark we go home... ?
1333
00:51:41,565 --> 00:51:43,667
You don't deserve any of
the good that's falling
1334
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:45,949
into your aggressively untalented lap.
1335
00:51:46,049 --> 00:51:47,871
Wait, what are you talking about?
1336
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:50,354
Clay was an accident.
1337
00:51:50,454 --> 00:51:52,156
[scoffs]
1338
00:51:52,256 --> 00:51:54,518
? Feed animals in the zoo ?
1339
00:51:54,618 --> 00:51:56,800
Don't be a fucking idiot, Nick.
1340
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,122
? Then later... ?
1341
00:51:58,222 --> 00:51:59,423
Clay walked against the light
1342
00:51:59,503 --> 00:52:00,902
and jumped in front of a speeding bus.
1343
00:52:00,904 --> 00:52:02,166
People saw it.
1344
00:52:02,266 --> 00:52:05,449
???
1345
00:52:05,549 --> 00:52:10,414
? Oh it's such a perfect day ?
1346
00:52:10,514 --> 00:52:13,057
You're a fucking cunt, Nick.
1347
00:52:13,157 --> 00:52:15,339
[unzips pants]
1348
00:52:15,439 --> 00:52:16,540
A real asshole.
1349
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,302
? Oh such a perfect day ?
1350
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:20,284
Which probably means we'll
be friends for life.
1351
00:52:20,364 --> 00:52:22,786
So wake the fuck up. [urinating]
1352
00:52:22,886 --> 00:52:25,549
Be funny.
1353
00:52:25,649 --> 00:52:27,231
Not everyone cares
1354
00:52:27,331 --> 00:52:30,914
about the darkness that
keeps you up at night.
1355
00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:33,557
All right, that's my time.
You guys have been great.
1356
00:52:33,657 --> 00:52:34,678
Thank you.
1357
00:52:34,778 --> 00:52:36,600
? Just a perfect day ?
1358
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,323
[Gabe] Keep it going,
ladies and gentlemen.
1359
00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:41,205
? Problems all left alone ?
1360
00:52:41,305 --> 00:52:42,326
[chuckling]
1361
00:52:42,426 --> 00:52:44,208
Hi. How are you, sweetheart?
1362
00:52:44,308 --> 00:52:46,570
Good. Whatever joke he just told you
1363
00:52:46,670 --> 00:52:48,372
that you were laughing at,
1364
00:52:48,472 --> 00:52:50,374
just know he probably stole it.
1365
00:52:50,474 --> 00:52:52,616
Okay? Have a good night.
1366
00:52:52,716 --> 00:52:54,017
? Oh it's such a perfect day ?
1367
00:52:54,117 --> 00:52:56,540
[Kenny] Excuse me.
Excuse me, please move.
1368
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,342
Get the fuck out of the way...
1369
00:52:58,442 --> 00:53:02,986
? I'm glad I spent it with you ?
1370
00:53:03,086 --> 00:53:04,268
? Oh such a perfect day... ?
1371
00:53:04,368 --> 00:53:05,487
More demand for the Cellar tonight
1372
00:53:05,489 --> 00:53:07,231
than there is for the main room.
1373
00:53:07,331 --> 00:53:09,953
You are gonna get me in so much
trouble with the fire marshal.
1374
00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:13,557
Spending more time killing it in
the Cellar than Norman Bates.
1375
00:53:13,657 --> 00:53:16,360
[Fitzy] This next kid, he's
like a Raisin in the Sun to me.
1376
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,762
Give it up for Adam Proteau,
give it up, everybody.
1377
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:20,124
Come on, Adam.
1378
00:53:20,224 --> 00:53:23,687
???
1379
00:53:23,787 --> 00:53:25,048
Whoo!
1380
00:53:25,148 --> 00:53:27,851
???
1381
00:53:27,951 --> 00:53:29,993
? You're going to reap...
? Oh, shit, now.
1382
00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:33,377
? Just what you sow ?
1383
00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:36,300
? song concludes ?
1384
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,741
Six, though, six?
1385
00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:40,584
We saw six Ping-Pong balls
come out of her vagina.
1386
00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:41,963
- Shut up.
- Here's the real trick though.
1387
00:53:41,965 --> 00:53:43,567
The seventh one came out of her asshole.
1388
00:53:43,647 --> 00:53:44,748
[laughs]
1389
00:53:44,848 --> 00:53:46,850
I'm serious.
1390
00:53:48,612 --> 00:53:49,913
Hey.
1391
00:53:50,013 --> 00:53:52,035
What the fuck was that, huh?
1392
00:53:52,135 --> 00:53:53,277
- Uhh!
- Oh, shit!
1393
00:53:53,377 --> 00:53:54,678
- Oh, oh.
- Hey-hey-hey-hey.
1394
00:53:54,778 --> 00:53:56,418
Hey, hey, what the hell
was that for, huh?
1395
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,282
He stole my joke!
1396
00:53:58,382 --> 00:54:00,342
He didn't steal your shitty
joke, that's in your head.
1397
00:54:00,344 --> 00:54:03,006
You're the last person who knows
what's in my fucking head, okay?
1398
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:04,826
You think you're some
great mystery, kid, huh?
1399
00:54:04,828 --> 00:54:06,348
You think I don't know you're
trying to fuck Cassie?
1400
00:54:06,350 --> 00:54:07,491
- Fuck you I am...
- Fuck me?
1401
00:54:07,591 --> 00:54:08,492
Hey, hey.
1402
00:54:08,592 --> 00:54:09,573
[man] Oh, shit.
1403
00:54:09,673 --> 00:54:11,054
Hey, enough, enough.
1404
00:54:11,154 --> 00:54:12,514
You both got your licks in.
Jesus, Kenny...
1405
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:13,555
- Fucking little putz!
- Hey.
1406
00:54:13,557 --> 00:54:15,259
[spits]
1407
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,118
I didn't know he's moving
on your girlfriend, Bill.
1408
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,422
You know what? I'm glad.
1409
00:54:18,522 --> 00:54:20,123
I'm glad I stole your
shitty little joke!
1410
00:54:20,203 --> 00:54:21,825
[Kenny] Fuck.
1411
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:22,666
What?
1412
00:54:22,766 --> 00:54:24,388
Fuck him, man.
1413
00:54:24,488 --> 00:54:26,127
Only scum tries to steal
another guy's girl.
1414
00:54:26,129 --> 00:54:27,671
But you did steal his joke?
1415
00:54:27,771 --> 00:54:29,250
Yeah, it wasn't even that
good of a joke, man.
1416
00:54:29,252 --> 00:54:30,572
Some stupid fucking baseball thing.
1417
00:54:30,574 --> 00:54:32,356
You know what? Not one call,
1418
00:54:32,456 --> 00:54:35,639
not one call complimenting me on it.
1419
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,441
Oh!
1420
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:39,323
? The Majestic's "Funky Chick" plays ?
1421
00:54:39,423 --> 00:54:41,705
Hey, you don't steal another
guy's fucking joke, asshole.
1422
00:54:41,785 --> 00:54:43,487
Ow, Nick!
1423
00:54:43,587 --> 00:54:45,729
Nicky. Ah, Nicky.
1424
00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:47,028
- Fucking thief.
- Ah, no-no-no...
1425
00:54:47,030 --> 00:54:48,171
[Kenny groaning]
1426
00:54:48,271 --> 00:54:49,150
- Come here.
- But, Red, man...
1427
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,414
Where you going, huh?
1428
00:54:50,514 --> 00:54:52,055
- Oh!
- Okay-okay-okay-
1429
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:53,457
Billy, Billy...
1430
00:54:53,557 --> 00:54:55,219
Ah! Oh...
1431
00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:56,700
So, uh, who we kicking?
1432
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:00,344
[Cassie] Hey. What happened?
1433
00:55:00,444 --> 00:55:02,826
Are you okay?
1434
00:55:02,926 --> 00:55:06,230
???
1435
00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:07,511
We're not friends.
1436
00:55:07,611 --> 00:55:08,832
That's what happened.
1437
00:55:08,932 --> 00:55:12,356
[Kenny yelling in background]
1438
00:55:12,456 --> 00:55:16,500
???
1439
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,374
You okay?
1440
00:55:30,474 --> 00:55:31,715
Maggie, as it stands right now,
1441
00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:33,114
any more warmth and kindness from you,
1442
00:55:33,116 --> 00:55:35,118
and I might slit my wrists, so...
1443
00:55:40,163 --> 00:55:42,386
- I'm sorry about earlier.
- No, I'm...
1444
00:55:42,486 --> 00:55:43,725
I shouldn't have blown up on ya.
1445
00:55:43,727 --> 00:55:45,549
I'm sorry, Ronnie, I was a bitch.
1446
00:55:45,649 --> 00:55:47,511
And I promise from now on
1447
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:49,673
I will always wear pants at breakfast.
1448
00:55:49,773 --> 00:55:52,115
Please don't.
1449
00:55:52,215 --> 00:55:53,855
Breakfast is only the most
important meal of the day
1450
00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:55,298
'cause you show up to it pants-less.
1451
00:55:55,379 --> 00:55:59,603
[giggles]
1452
00:55:59,703 --> 00:56:01,445
Mmm.
1453
00:56:01,545 --> 00:56:03,046
Actually looks kind of yummy.
1454
00:56:03,146 --> 00:56:04,648
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1455
00:56:04,748 --> 00:56:08,652
? Soft music ?
1456
00:56:08,752 --> 00:56:13,637
???
1457
00:56:16,159 --> 00:56:17,100
Interesting.
1458
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,542
[both chuckle]
1459
00:56:18,642 --> 00:56:20,143
My mom always used to make 'em for me
1460
00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:21,425
when I'd have a bad day.
1461
00:56:21,525 --> 00:56:24,788
Mm, for me it was grape ZaRex.
1462
00:56:24,888 --> 00:56:26,770
Mm. It's funny how sometimes
those little things
1463
00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,271
can make you forget.
1464
00:56:28,371 --> 00:56:30,554
Forget what?
1465
00:56:30,654 --> 00:56:32,556
I don't know.
1466
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:36,560
Everything.
1467
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,682
Don't let the shit get you down, Ronnie.
1468
00:56:38,782 --> 00:56:40,484
You gotta ease up, okay?
1469
00:56:40,584 --> 00:56:41,885
As my dad used to say,
1470
00:56:41,985 --> 00:56:45,108
"Good things happen when
you lighten your grip."
1471
00:56:47,310 --> 00:56:49,473
Obviously he wasn't
masturbating when he said that.
1472
00:56:49,553 --> 00:56:50,574
[chuckles]
1473
00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,676
No. [giggles]
1474
00:56:59,162 --> 00:57:00,544
Hey, hey, hey.
1475
00:57:00,644 --> 00:57:03,487
Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Whoa.
1476
00:57:03,567 --> 00:57:05,687
You might want to wheel that
delivery back out of here.
1477
00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:07,591
Unless it's Christmas.
1478
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:08,952
Uh, is this King Theodore's?
1479
00:57:09,052 --> 00:57:11,355
Yeah, you got the right place,
1480
00:57:11,455 --> 00:57:15,118
but, uh, I, uh,
1481
00:57:15,218 --> 00:57:17,921
I can't afford to pay
you right now, hoss.
1482
00:57:18,021 --> 00:57:19,723
No need. It's already paid.
1483
00:57:19,823 --> 00:57:23,367
? Booker T. & The MG's
"Green Onions" plays ?
1484
00:57:23,467 --> 00:57:26,129
Who the fuck is Barton Royce?
1485
00:57:26,229 --> 00:57:30,021
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1486
00:57:30,071 --> 00:57:34,621
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