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You three don't look like
you come from Cleveland.
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Uh, actually, we're from Los Angeles.
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Right, and, uh, we moved here
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because we were feeling invisible there.
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Yeah, men... men had
stopped looking at us.
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Oh, the men in L.A. don't
look at women in their 30s?
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- Oh, that's so sweet!
- Oh, you think we're in our 30s?!
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Smile.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughter]
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Dial up the crazy.
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[Laughs]
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That is a great idea.
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We must increase our bust.
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This is gonna be a good show.
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Melanie: Well, great.
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We're in a dive bar
in Cleveland.
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Look, I googled "Cleveland"
and "get hammered,"
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and this is what came up.
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It's one of those ideas that
you hear and you immediately go,
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"oh, why hasn't anybody
done this before?
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It's so brilliant and so simple."
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And then you throw in Betty white,
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then I think you've got a pretty
good show on your hands.
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Yeah, I was up for that part.
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The title got me right away...
"Hot in Cleveland."
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I feel young and hot.
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Like they're undressing
me with their eyes
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and not finding spanx.
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Kind of says to you right
there what the show is.
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And if it doesn't,
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it makes you curious
about what it could be.
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All the men look like real men,
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and the women look like real women?
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And everyone's eating,
and no one's ashamed.
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Hayes: I actually thought it
was really smart of TV land
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to take the plunge into
original programming.
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To Cleveland!
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To Cleveland!
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Bertinelli: They had traditionally done
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all of these great reruns
of classic sitcoms.
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Hayes: And so it seemed
like a perfect fit
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to start a new generation
of brand-new shows
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to pair with these reruns.
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You know, maybe we should just forget
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fixing each other up with men
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and enjoy each other's company, right?
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[Gasps] Ooh! Hot firemen.
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It was definitely taking a chance,
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but I think it was a very wise one.
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- You just gave that whole speech about...
- Shut up, Joy.
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Milliner: And if you're gonna take a
risk, why not take it with four people
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that had already been on hit shows?
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Leeves: The script was sent to me,
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and I immediately recognized
the name Suzanne Martin,
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who had been a writer on "Frasier."
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So, I was very excited.
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I read the script. I
absolutely loved it.
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I'm gonna go talk to him.
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Remember...
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romantic comedies are
like cellulite cures.
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Every one of them is a lie.
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Oh!
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Malick: The premise was intriguing,
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but I thought, "I need to
know who else is in it."
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Milliner: We met with Jane first. Then we
met with wendie. Then we met with Valerie.
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And we started telling them all
that the other one was in.
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- Exactly. Exactly.
- So we kind of lied a little bit.
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This has got to be the
craziest lie you've ever told.
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[Indian accent]
It gets a little bit crazier.
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Bertinelli: What we came to find out is
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they had said the same thing
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to everybody that they were going after.
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And then it all kind of came together,
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and then Betty was the
final piece of the puzzle.
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I remember for our first table read,
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the first time we sat down,
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there was this sort of
this magical feeling.
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[Laughter]
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And we all sort of got that
little tingle up our spines
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knowing that this is something
that really could work.
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White: There was chemistry between us
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that just felt so right,
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and it's not something you can
even pinpoint or explain.
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Leeves: And then I told
him to look around,
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and he found Melanie's breasts.
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They do look pretty good tonight.
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I mean rude!
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[Laughter]
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- Man: Can we have silence, please?
- We are rolling.
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Here we go. And action.
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To think that we spent all
that time and effort and money
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trying to look 10 years younger
and 10 pounds lighter,
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and all we had to do was
crash-land in Cleveland.
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On the pilot, I remember
feeling the energy
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and the audience connecting right away.
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[Cheers and applause]
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Milliner: We kind of hit
Betty right at the top
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of one of her peaks in her career,
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but she was just a guest
star on the pilot.
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White: And I made it very clear that,
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if they did get picked up,
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I would not be able to do more.
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So, what are you, like 100?
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I don't like you.
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They haven't been able
to get rid of me since.
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Aren't you that girl from that show?
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Yes. Yes, I am. Are you a fan?
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No.
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Hayes: You just know you have something
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that the audience loves, that they love,
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that everything's just lining up,
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and that lightning in a bottle happens.
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So, what should we do now?
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I say we go back to that bar
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where the men think we're hot.
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I'll drive.
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[Laughs]
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[Cheers and applause]
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Milliner: It came together on one night,
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and then when we got the
call about the numbers...
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[Cellphone rings]
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Oh, my God, it's my agent.
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Okay, everybody, just shut up.
He thinks I'm in Paris.
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I think we were all incredibly
surprised at the ratings we got.
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I mean, Valerie was saying,
"maybe we'll even get
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2.5 million or 3 million or something."
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I said, "oh, come on."
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I know, right?!
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I was tripling them, quadrupling them,
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and going, "what if we
did this, you guys?!"
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And then we got the
news about our numbers,
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which were through the roof.
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It was like beyond
anybody's wildest dreams.
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Everybody's phone was
going off, off, off,
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that we just crushed the numbers.
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I think the show just sort
of burst out of the gates
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right from the start.
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A word to the wise...
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a smart jockey always sits
straight up on the horse.
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See, you're the jockey, and he's the...
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Yes, yes, we understand. Thank you.
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It's so your boobs
don't flop to the side
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and get lost in your back fat.
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Leeves: I hadn't seen for a long time
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a group of women of a certain age
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being portrayed as still
viable and sexual
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and celebrated the way they
have been on this show.
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It was very empowering to be a
part of something like this.
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You're too old to act like this.
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She's not old. 40 is the new 30.
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And 50 is the new 40.
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What's 80?
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It's still 80.
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And I still don't like you.
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The perception of age is so blurred now.
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Take it easy, Vic.
You look incred for [Bleep]
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[Gasps]
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We did see that there was a gap
in television programming,
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and that was having women
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that are like women all over the country
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that have lives and goals
and love and dreams,
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and I think that's what
we loved about it.
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What happened?
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We got along fine, but...
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He wouldn't go downtown.
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If you know what I mean.
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What?
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I mean, there's so many good restaurants
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and... and shops downtown.
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[Laughter]
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We made your life better.
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And you love us for it, you big softy.
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I'm so glad you like us.
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You think we're great.
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And people wonder why writers drink.
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Cadiff: What an advantage, really,
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just to work with not only
four iconic actresses,
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but women that were so
good at what they did.
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Ooh.
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My date is a plastic surgeon.
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Take a look at me right now.
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This is the worst I'm ever gonna look!
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I think Melanie is sort of
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the naive, vulnerable,
gullible center of the show.
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Nobody tells Melanie Moretti what to do.
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I'm out of here.
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Will you put another quarter in the meter?
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Oh. Yeah, sure.
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Damn it!
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Oh, tube tops.
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Yeah, I had a back brace
and bacne in high school,
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so, you know...
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You couldn't wear tube tops?
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No, not couldn't. Shouldn't have.
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First yearbook photo to be rejected.
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"Too disturbing."
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Malick: I love that her
character is so sweet,
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and Valerie, on the other
hand, in real life,
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grew up with a bunch of boys,
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and you can tell because
she swears like a sailor.
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Remember that cute doctor I
met when the bar got held up
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and he needed my spanx so he could...
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[bleep] Me.
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[Laughter]
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Victoria, of course, is
that self-centered actress.
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Are all actresses as
beautiful in person as you?
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Sadly, no.
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She always has a lifetime original movie
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that she can relate to some
situation that's going on.
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I know art because I
played a blocked artist
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in the Lifetime original movie
"The Empty Paintbrush."
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Well, I did play a homeless woman
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in the Lifetime original
movie "Concrete Pillow,"
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based on the novel "The Sidewalk
is my Bed" by Shazique.
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God, I wish I could
remember the names of them.
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They were so ridiculous.
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What do we do with the body?
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Exactly what we did
with the governor's body
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in my Lifetime original movie
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"What Do We Do With
The Governor's Body?"
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Rule number one, you can't
fall in love with me.
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That won't be a problem.
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Joy is funny because she's so
beautiful and so interesting
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and so compelling and so unlucky in love.
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And think about the people
that she's been with.
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Oh, God.
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What an old slut.
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I slept with my mother's boyfriend.
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Already?!
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Ironically, you know, the
most unlucky person in love
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is the person who seems to
have found love in the end.
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I met a man this year
who touched me deeply.
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That could be half of Cleveland.
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I don't know how you can
hold out till the 12th date.
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I never could.
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Like you ever had a 12th date.
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White: Oh, well, Elka,
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she's a royal pain in the... neck.
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She's sort of the commentator.
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I'm only famous.
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You're not even that famous.
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She's reached a certain age,
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and she's just gonna say
and do what she likes.
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I can't stand what a
smug loudmouth she is.
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That's my thing.
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Where's the insult?
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I've got no boobs. I'm old. I'm skanky.
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I'm saving those for your wedding toast.
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Leeves: Betty and I always say,
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underneath they have sort of a
sneaky admiration for each other
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because they're both
really strong women.
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I know you pretend not to like me,
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but deep down, you really do.
256
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Oh.
257
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Oh, my God, Elka!
What did you do to me?!
258
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I didn't ask you to hug
me, you bony nitwit!
259
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To have that kind of timing
like she does at her age
260
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is incredible.
261
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I don't do fatties.
262
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Oh, you got to front up
and bug down, bitch.
263
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So you have to sleep with someone
264
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because they bought you
a $40 piece of meat?
265
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I'm a lady.
266
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Oh, God, episodes that I love.
267
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We do not need any guns.
268
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[Gunshot]
Aah!
269
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Leeves: There was one
where I shot my son
270
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when I met him for the first time.
271
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I'm terrified to let
him know that it's me,
272
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so I ask Melanie to pretend to be me.
273
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[British accent] I wish I'd
have known you were comin'.
274
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I'd have put on a spot of tea.
275
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[American accent] Gosh darn it,
276
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we're happy you're here.
277
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[British accent] I'm Lady Winchester.
278
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We did not get through that
without just crying-laughing.
279
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[Irish accent] I brought a wee bag of ice
280
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for the wee one's leg.
281
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[Normal voice] What?
We're not doing that anymore?
282
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So, what do you guys
want for your birthday?
283
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Why don't you all get each
other dates for your birthday?
284
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I love "birth dates." Those are
some of my favorite episodes.
285
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Somehow, every year, they manage
to make them more insane.
286
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There was man boobs.
287
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Jesus.
288
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- Santa?
- Yes.
289
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I knew it!
290
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The guy with the nub.
291
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I have no nub. I have
a grown man's tail.
292
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How many noses does your date have?
293
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Because mine has two.
294
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Bertinelli: Yeah, that was the most
fun... debriefing in the bathroom.
295
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Of course, Victoria would always
say, "oh, really, Melanie?"
296
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This is the worst date ever.
297
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Is it, Melanie?
298
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Do we really want to play
who has the worst date?
299
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I could never beat her
with the worst birth date.
300
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I am on a date with conjoined twins.
301
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He's a really nice guy.
302
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I am on a date with conjoined twins.
303
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This is, I think, what we do best.
304
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You need to find a way to get
invited to that funeral.
305
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Just crash it.
306
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Malick: These shows where all four of us
307
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are thrown into a completely
improbable situation
308
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and just try to logically get
through it as best we can.
309
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My God!
310
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What on earth are you doing?
311
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The dead lady has on my magic dress.
312
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So you're swapping dresses with a corpse
313
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without locking the door?
314
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Oh, rookies.
315
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We're doing it the old-fashioned way.
316
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[Stammers]
317
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Where the man is on... no.
318
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[Laughter]
319
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[Applause]
320
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Oh, I'll be breathtaking. Watch this.
321
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[Cheers and applause]
322
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[Laughs]
323
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Malick: People say
324
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one of their favorite things
about coming to a taping
325
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is when we screw up.
326
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This is just like Brett "fav-Ra."
327
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And fortunately, we
screw up quite a bit,
328
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so we have a lot for them to appreciate.
329
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You know how much
I value our friendship.
330
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You are the wings beneath my wind.
331
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We break each other up,
and we laugh a lot
332
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and then get right back to business.
333
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Honey badger don't give a [Bleep]
334
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[Cheers and applause]
335
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Bertinelli: We have a lot of fun.
336
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We just have a good time.
337
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If you don't want to have a
good time, don't come in.
338
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I sent in a slightly
younger picture of myself.
339
00:12:59,508 --> 00:13:02,125
A cave drawing?
340
00:13:04,396 --> 00:13:07,815
I signed up when my
bender was ov... [Laughs]
341
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[Laughter]
342
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I signed up when my... [Laughs]
343
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[Laughter]
344
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I signed up when my bender was over.
345
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In fact, that's my screen name...
346
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[laughing] Benderover.
347
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[Laughter]
348
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He's that good. He's muffin good.
349
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[Laughs]
350
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Leeves: Valerie and I are the worst.
351
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We cannot lock eyes sometimes
352
00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:38,212
before we're on the floor laughing.
353
00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:40,264
Well, we're just gonna
have to do for each other
354
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what we did with the muffins.
355
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Just eat the top?
356
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,468
[Laughter]
357
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,136
Bertinelli: When we've
done the live shows,
358
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I've really tried to keep it together.
359
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Live from Studio City,
this is "Hot in Cleveland."
360
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:55,478
Hello, mother.
361
00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:58,482
It's your son Sally from Cincinnati.
362
00:13:58,483 --> 00:14:00,117
Doing it live was such a thrill.
363
00:14:00,118 --> 00:14:02,725
My God, it's like literally
being shot out of a cannon,
364
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:04,572
but I just remember thinking,
"this is for real.
365
00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:06,290
You don't get a second chance."
366
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:09,743
- Who the hell are you?!
- Sally from Cincinnati.
367
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:12,046
I'm Sally from Cincinnati.
368
00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:13,914
I mean, we rehearsed and rehearsed.
369
00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:16,000
So, how many more buffoons
are gonna come in here
370
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:17,918
saying they're Sally from Cincinnati?
371
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:19,837
Someone say my name?
372
00:14:19,838 --> 00:14:22,640
[Cheers and applause]
373
00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,008
Leeves: The first time
we did a live show,
374
00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:25,392
people didn't think it was live
375
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:26,644
because it was so smooth.
376
00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:29,813
So we planted a couple of
things in the second one.
377
00:14:29,814 --> 00:14:31,599
Joy and I are making love.
378
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,184
There's no one better to break
the women up than Dave Foley.
379
00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:36,020
See, she likes to do it outdoors,
380
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:37,438
and I enjoy doing it indoors.
381
00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:39,189
Leeves: I'm hanging out the window,
382
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,158
and I'm shaking 'cause
I'm laughing so hard.
383
00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:44,445
This way, we're both satisfied.
384
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:47,031
And we're done.
385
00:14:47,032 --> 00:14:49,033
And then Dave turns around
and says something to me,
386
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,834
and it wasn't the line
that was scripted,
387
00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,086
and I lost it.
388
00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:54,872
Melanie, did you see anything you liked?
389
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:57,174
I had to turn around so that, hopefully,
390
00:14:57,175 --> 00:14:59,126
the camera didn't catch me laughing.
391
00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,211
This set has always had the reputation
392
00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:04,131
of being a really fun
and happy place to work.
393
00:15:04,132 --> 00:15:06,133
Every time somebody
guest stars on the show,
394
00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:08,135
they leave saying it was the
best experience they ever had.
395
00:15:08,136 --> 00:15:10,137
Would you mind changing
the sheets on my bed?
396
00:15:10,138 --> 00:15:13,891
I'm sorry. I don't speak your language.
397
00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:15,476
Malick: We have been privileged
398
00:15:15,477 --> 00:15:18,228
to watch our idols
walk through that door
399
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,780
and then sit down and play with us.
400
00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:23,233
Drink until it makes sense.
401
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,868
Hayes: The list is so long.
402
00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:26,320
I mean, where do you start?
403
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:29,123
It started with Mary Tyler
Moore and her whole crew.
404
00:15:29,124 --> 00:15:32,742
Look at us back together.
405
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,964
We have had some extraordinary
talent on this show.
406
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:39,083
I mean, Carol Burnett. Come on.
407
00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:41,885
Oh, my God, that hand.
408
00:15:41,886 --> 00:15:45,172
It's gigantic.
409
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:49,393
I wouldn't want that
sucker inside of me.
410
00:15:49,394 --> 00:15:52,262
Another one who I loved having
so much was Carl Reiner,
411
00:15:52,263 --> 00:15:54,565
who is one of the kindest,
sweetest men in the world.
412
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:56,817
Bertinelli: He came and played
with Betty, and we were all like,
413
00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:59,353
"can you believe we're watching
these two act together?"
414
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:02,823
I don't want to lose you,
so if you're still up for it,
415
00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:07,276
I'm willing to try going downtown.
416
00:16:10,115 --> 00:16:12,499
- You are?
- Yes.
417
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,119
Just hope I won't get lost down there.
418
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,372
That's, like, as good as it gets.
419
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,759
We get to go out and do a play
with our pals for the people,
420
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,511
and it's like opening
night every Friday night.
421
00:16:24,512 --> 00:16:25,679
[Cheers and applause]
422
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,129
Hey!
423
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,809
Woman: Hi, Betty!
424
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,907
Get next to Betty.
Get next to Betty.
425
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,245
[Voice breaking] This is so exciting.
426
00:16:38,246 --> 00:16:39,759
I'm in my old skanky robe.
427
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,608
I get really, really
amazing fan letters.
428
00:16:42,609 --> 00:16:45,712
The letters I get are from women who
really do feel empowered by this.
429
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,931
And it's not just women my age.
It's young girls.
430
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:50,600
You know, I think it's such
a positive thing for women.
431
00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:53,386
It may be weird that women
our age live together,
432
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,771
but I really like it.
433
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,106
- Me too.
- Me too.
434
00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:58,213
When you really looked at
these women in the first year,
435
00:16:58,214 --> 00:16:59,476
they were all about Botox
436
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,394
and making sure that they
had the highest heels.
437
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,622
Malick: You know, what we've
all come to realize is,
438
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,316
as important as all of this is,
it's how you feel about yourself
439
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,201
and how much you accept who you are
440
00:17:08,202 --> 00:17:11,488
and don't get too freaked out
about the little imperfections.
441
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,456
There's something kind of wonderful
442
00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:15,325
about accepting the age you are
443
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,910
and not fighting it all the time.
444
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,462
It certainly helped me to
feel better about myself,
445
00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:21,414
and I hope it's done that
for other women, too.
446
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,501
You're not old. 40 is the new 25.
447
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,630
I thought 40 was the new 30.
448
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,722
Well, if we're just gonna make
crap up, I'd rather be 25.
449
00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:33,111
Essentially, this show has
been about girlfriends.
450
00:17:33,112 --> 00:17:36,281
It's the antithesis of what a lot of
reality shows say about girlfriends.
451
00:17:36,282 --> 00:17:38,450
They say they're girlfriends and
stab each other in the back.
452
00:17:38,451 --> 00:17:40,669
Aah! Aah!
453
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:43,788
This is what real girlfriends are like.
454
00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:45,624
You thought Liberace was straight?
455
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,043
I could have turned him.
456
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:51,379
The greatest loves in each of our lives
457
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,181
are really each other
458
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:55,767
because we are always
there for each other.
459
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:57,185
Imagine we hadn't crashed here
460
00:17:57,186 --> 00:17:59,304
and our flight had taken
us straight to Paris.
461
00:17:59,305 --> 00:18:01,309
We would have eaten a lot
of fatty French food,
462
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,943
bought a lot of discount Chanel,
463
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:06,313
and then flown back to
our empty lives in L.A.
464
00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:07,564
[Sighs]
465
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:09,900
All: Discount Chanel.
466
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:11,902
Malick: It is truly a family.
467
00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:14,905
We all just feel so privileged
to have had these six seasons.
468
00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:17,290
Most people never get
this in a lifetime.
469
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,042
[Laughter]
470
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:20,827
It's been an absolute gift
471
00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,547
to work with people I
consider my best friends.
472
00:18:23,548 --> 00:18:26,633
It has been the nicest,
kindest working environment
473
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:30,087
for everybody involved in the show.
474
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:33,590
You can't do a show like this
with the rapport that we have
475
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:35,258
that it doesn't become family,
476
00:18:35,259 --> 00:18:39,429
and it's tough when you know
that you're running out of time.
477
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,014
Milliner: I think everybody's sad.
478
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:42,913
When we're on the stage, we're
not allowed to talk about it,
479
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,225
especially in front of Valerie.
480
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:45,001
Shh, shh.
481
00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,504
The show's not ending.
482
00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:47,671
Show's not ending.
483
00:18:47,672 --> 00:18:49,223
I know how to live in denial.
484
00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:52,593
We're telling ourselves
we're gonna write a book.
485
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,144
There will be no book,
486
00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:57,431
but it will give us a chance
to have lunch together
487
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:59,016
to discuss "the book."
488
00:18:59,017 --> 00:19:00,851
Hayes: There's just a warm,
fuzzy feeling you get
489
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,102
when you drive on the lot
490
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,188
knowing you'll run into
all of these people.
491
00:19:04,189 --> 00:19:07,525
And I don't want them to take
that sign down on the stage.
492
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:09,193
[Cheers and applause]
493
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:12,329
The great challenge of life is,
how do you savor every day?
494
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:15,866
We're all trying to come in
and just not miss any of it.
495
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,582
Bertinelli: It's been such a happy ride.
496
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,049
There can't be any sadness.
497
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:21,058
I mean we had the time of our lives.
498
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,792
For five years. Six seasons.
499
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:28,992
I really think this show will go
down as one of the ones to remember.
500
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:31,360
The relationship between us...
501
00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:33,781
I think that reaches out to the audience
502
00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:35,324
and that's what they'll remember.
503
00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:38,938
I hope people can take away from this...
the joy that we've had here.
504
00:19:38,939 --> 00:19:40,983
That's what this show is about.
505
00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:45,091
Forget your troubles for half
and hour, sit down and laugh.
506
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,330
Who is this magical hairdresser?
507
00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,355
We demand to know who is blowing you.
508
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:54,362
Hi, lover.
509
00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:57,144
I have so many questions.
510
00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:59,261
Sex is amazing.
511
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:02,840
She's half my age!
512
00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,866
No, darling, that really
isn't that young.
513
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:08,696
- My fake age!
- Oh, my God, she's a child!
514
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:14,374
You two look ridiculous.
515
00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:19,486
I tried to keep a straight
face, I really did!
516
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,106
[applause]
517
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