All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s06e10 Its Dynamite.eng

( theme song playing )

HOGAN:
Nitro or dynamite.

LeBEAU:
Do we have a choice?

That stuff's dangerous.

Thanks,
Carter.

It's also against
the Geneva Convention

to keep dynamite
in a POW camp.

Andrew, the
complaint department's on the third floor.

Why here,
sir?

Because they know
Allies

wouldn't bomb a stalag,
that's why.

HOGAN:
Uh-oh.

Conference coming up.

Let's go.

Stalag 13 is the logical place
to store this material.

Material?

Dynamite.

Donnerwetter!

It is
dynamite.

Otherwise known
as Donnerwetter.

KLINK ( over radio ):
But you're using the cooler to store it.

You have no prisoners
in there.

You run such
a perfect camp, Klink,

you have no need
for a cooler.

You cannot use it,
and that's final.

You have one simple
alternative, Commandant.

You can transfer to
a frontline combat unit.

My cooler is
your cooler.

Klink doesn't
scare easy.

Not easy, but fast.

I will use one of the cells
for an office

until my job here is finished.

Ja, ja.

May I ask what
the dynamite is for?

You may not.

Then I won't.

Now, the dynamite
will be moved by truck

at the proper time.

I will need
a driver or two.

We are somewhat
shorthanded.

Ja. Schultz, is there a man
you can assign to the major?

Ja, Corporal Weber.

No... ( giggles )...
he's in communications.

I cannot spare him.

Sergeant Schmidt,
perhaps?

SCHULTZ:
Excellent idea, Herr Kommandant.

His uncle is officer
in the Gestapo.

Forget Schmidt.

Oh, that was stupid.

Schultz, try to be
a little bit more intelligent about this.

I'm sure you have
some man here

who is not
really needed.

Someone not vital
to the war effort.

Someone who's not
really needed.

Expendable.

Ja.

I'm a terrible driver.

We do not need
an expert.

I'm a little too heavy
to sit behind the wheel.

We will move the seat back.

Any more excuses,
Schultz, huh?

Nein, Herr Kommandant,
unless you have any.

Please?

It's all settled then.

You will drive
the first shipment

when we are ready.

I'm very proud
of you, Schultz...

for volunteering.

This is our chance to
get some extra dynamite.

Hijack?

Right.

Schultz should be
a pushover.

I don't understand,
Schultz.

Why are you paying
your debts?

NEWKIRK:
You feel all right, do you?

I want to settle up,
just in case.

Danke, Colonel.

You leaving us?

It's a good possibility.

Haven't we got
a sweater for him?

You mean two sweaters.

I can sew them together.

Why... why do you want
to give me a sweater?

You're being transferred
to the Russian Front, right?

Worse.

I'm going to drive
a dynamite truck.

POWs:
What! Huh?

Dynamite?

Here, Newkirk, I owe you
six bars of chocolate.

Well,
what's this?

I gave you good
English chocolate;

you give me
this German rubbish?

Where you taking
the dynamite, Schultz?

I don't know.

How can you be driving
a dynamite truck

and not know
where you're going?

It's top secret.

Well, they must have
told you something.

One of the Gestapo men
mentioned something

about the
Flensheim road,

but I get my orders
when I leave the camp.

Well, it was a pleasure
guarding you.

Nice being
guarded, Schultzy.

Hey, Schultz, what are you
going to do about your wife--

you know, just in case?

She always says I haven't
done anything for her

through all these years.

Why should she expect
anything now?

( sighs ):
Auf Wiedersehen.

I hope.

It was the best war
I ever had.

Flensheim road...

Not much to
go on, is it?

Like to know where
that dynamite's going.

I think I'll have
a shot at Klink.

Which somebody should
have taken years ago.

And it's none of your business

if the Gestapo stores
dynamite in a POW camp.

It's against all the rules
of civilized warfare.

There is no such thing
as civilized warfare.

You guys ought
to know about that.

All right, Hogan, I will not
put up with your insolence.

Commandant, unless
that stuff is moved

to the arsenal at Hammelburg,
I intend to make

a formal complaint
to the protecting power.

It is not going to
the arsenal at Hammelburg.

All right, the ball bearing
plant at Flensheim then.

It isn't going there either.

Look, it doesn't matter.

You don't have to tell me.

You think I would, Hogan?

My orders are to cooperate
with the Gestapo,

and when I'm given
an order, I obey.

I'm a good German.

Funny, you don't look German.

All right, Hogan.

Dismissed!

Commandant,
do you realize

if that stuff goes up,
you go up with us?

In one giant explosion,
monocle and all.

What are you going
to do about that?

I'll tell you what
I'm going to do about that.

Fräulein Hilda!

Herr Kommandant?

Prepare furlough papers
at once--

indefinite period.

Reason for furlough:
family business.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.

In whose name?

Wilhelm Klink.

Everything's loaded.

All right.

Now, all we've got for sure
is the Flensheim road.

It's best if we stop Schultz
just beyond the bridge.

Yeah, the road curves.

He must slow down.

Right-- we'll unload the stuff,
hide it in the woods

and use it as we need it.

At last,
a munitions dump of our very own.

We're really coming up
in the world.

Baker, alert
the underground.

We'll need
a liaison man.

Right, sir.

In my opinion, sir,
we don't need any help.

Sergeant, do you mind
if I exercise my eagles once in a while?

The underground can use
some of the dynamite.

They'll have to know
where it is.

Yes, sir. Geez, some
people are so touchy.

Carter!
Yeah?

You, Newkirk and I
will handle the truck.

Right.

Baker, LeBeau--
observation.

Two positions--

one here and
one about there.

Radio or light signals, sir?

Radio-- use
the walkie-talkies.

We'll go out
right after roll call.

Anything else?

I hope that big Kraut
doesn't blow up that truck

before he gets
to the bridge.

Well, in case
that happens,

just don't get hit
by a flying Schultz.

( engine humming )

Lookout One calling Papa Bear.
Over.

HOGAN ( over radio ):
Papa Bear to Lookout One.

Read you loud and clear.
Over.

Big Ball just drove by.

Lookout Two calling Papa Bear.

Come in, Papa Bear. Over.

HOGAN:
Papa Bear to Lookout Two. Over.

Big Ball moving your direction.
Over.

HOGAN:
Roger, Lookout Two.

Read you.

Return to home base. Over.

All right, Schultz is
on the way.

Newkirk, Carter,
get the sign on the road.

Right, sir.

All right, Berger,

when he stops for the
sign, you talk to him.

Tell him you have
a message from Major Hochstetter.

Major Hochstetter.

That'll give us time
to move in, tie him up and do the job.

I understand, Colonel.

HOGAN:
45 minutes-- where could he be?

Schultz is
never on time for anything.

It can't be more
than four miles

to where Baker's
observation point is.

Did the truck
break down, Colonel?

Schultz could have walked
back to camp by now.

Baker and LeBeau
would've reported it.

Papa Bear to home base,
Papa Bear to home base.

Come in. Over.

BAKER ( over radio ):
Home Base to Papa Bear.

Reading you okay. Over.

No sign of Big Ball.

Question: Has Big Ball
returned to home base? Over.

BAKER:
Negative. Repeat, negative. Over.

Understood.
Over and out.

No side road,
not even a path--

no place
he could've turned off on.

Uh, it's
a right old mystery.

The trees here are so thick,

he could not have driven off
the road more than a few yards.

Especially Schultz.

How can you lose
a load of dynamite

and a 300-pound Kraut sergeant?

Gone into thin air.

I've got
a suggestion, sir.

Why don't we turn out
the lights,

and whoever stole Schultz
and the truck,

put them on the table,
and no questions asked?

Sometimes I wish we had
a cooler of our own.

I was only trying to lighten
things up a bit, sir.

( feigns cough )

( clears throat )

Cough.

( clears throat )

Newkirk, can't you see
I'm busy dictating?

And a jolly good job
you're doing of it,

if I may say
so, sir.

Where's
the commandant?

Packing for his furlough.

What's the problem?

I've got
to see you, sir,

have a word
with you.

Very important.

I'm sorry,
Fräulein.

( whispers ):
Schultz got back this morning early.

The truck was empty.

How about that?

I'll talk to him
right away.

Would you like me to carry on
with your dictation, sir?

You're very helpful.
No, thanks.

HILDA:
Colonel...

Yes?

Didn't you forget
something?

What?

Your cap.

You're a love.

So, how'd it go,
Schultz?

Easy, nothing to it.

A piece of strudel.

A piece of cake.

I like that, too.

Congratulations.

At least you're alive.

Danke, Colonel Hogan.

Oh, Colonel Hogan...
Mm-hmm.

You know the money
I borrowed from you

and I gave it back
to you yesterday?

Yeah, what about it?

Bitte, Colonel Hogan,
could I borrow it again?

Oh, sure, Schultz.

By the way, where'd
you take the dynamite?

Oh, I couldn't
tell you that.

The Gestapo would
shoot me on sight.

Oh, you want me
to trust you,

but you don't want
to trust me.

( music plays from radio )

Oh, you fixed it.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you,
Colonel Hogan.

Anytime at all, Schultz.

Colonel Hogan, may I
ask you something, please?

Yeah.

Colonel Hogan...

why are you so curious?

Just bored, Schultz.

You know how it is.

I cannot tell you
anything about the dynamite,

even if you do not
lend me the money. All right.

All right, Schultz.

Hey...

Old Dynamite Daredevil
driving again tonight?

SCHULTZ:
Oh... it's Corporal Müller.

He volunteered at the request
of Commandant Klink.

Oh, Flensheim road
again?

No, it's the north road.

That's all I know.

North road, out
towards the Hammelburg power station.

I know nothing! Nothing!

Thank you, Colonel Hogan.

He knows nothing.

Never bloody
well does.

Only this time, he's lying.

The Gestapo's got him scared.

So, Müller's taking
another truckload out tonight.

Do we try for it,
Colonel?

If you mean hijack it, no.

It's more important

we know where the Krauts
are taking the stuff,

and the sooner, the better.

Beginning to bother
you, Colonel?

Yeah-- last night I dreamt that
Schultz ate all the dynamite.

With him,
it's possible.

( no audio )

( no audio )

HOGAN:
Berger, you were closest to the power plant.

Less than a quarter
of a mile, Colonel.

No activity.

Nothing unusual.

And I never saw
the truck.

But the rest of you did
and reported it.

Well, that means that
Müller and the truck disappeared

somewhere between
these two points.

Mm-hmm.

It's an even-money bet
he's going to show up

with an empty truck tonight
or tomorrow morning.

Berger, can you have your
people organize a search?

Yes, we can do
that, Colonel.

All right. Work on the
Flensheim road first, huh?

We'll search the bridge
on both sides of the road.

Contact by radio--
work it out with Baker.

And if he doesn't find
anything, Colonel?

We'll have to consider
digging up Sherlock Holmes.

I have a feeling
we're not alone.

So have I.

There's that
man again.

Can't you knock
or cough or anything?

Well, I hate
to interrupt you

when you're
dictating, sir.

From Berger.

"Merchandise located.
Meet tonight 2300 hours, bridge."

That's the best news
we've had all week.

Tell Baker to confirm
the meeting.

Would you like me to...
Uh... no, thanks.

( hinge creaking )

HOGAN:
So this is why we never saw Schultz that night.

Of course--
we were waiting

on the other side
of the bridge.

And he was here,
unloading the stuff

and stashing it
in the ground.

And we found another
cache like this near the power plant.

That settles it for me.

I wish you'd settle it
for us.

The Allies land in Europe,
fight their way into Germany.

The Krauts retreat
and make it tough for us.

They blow up bridges
and power plants.

Scorched earth.

HOGAN:
That's what they call it.

You hide dynamite

near the installation
you plan on blowing up.

It's handy when you need it.

Let's get it
out of there.

HOGAN:
No, no, no.

Leave it right here.

All right, close the lid.

Put the lock back on.

Notify all underground units:

Don't move any dynamite
they may find.

We don't want the Germans
to know that we know.

Those bloody Krauts--
they think of everything.

Except how to win the war.

Let's go.

My guess is that
Hochstetter has the job

of hiding the dynamite
in this sector of Germany.

He's a good man
for it, sir.

Yeah, he's so secret,

he wouldn't even talk
to himself.

If I'm right,

he'd have a map or a chart
with the locations with him.

London could use that,
and we have to get it first.

It's impossible,
I'd say.

I have a little plan
that might work.

See how wrong
you can be?

I bet I know what
it is, Colonel.

You start a fire,
a diversion,

something
like that.

Then you take
the map

while they're
not looking?

A fire with
all that dynamite?

As strange as it may seem,
Carter's close,

but not a fire-- smoke.

When, Colonel?
HOGAN: Tomorrow.

Klink leaves on furlough,

Schultz will drive him
to the station.

They'll both be out of camp.

Baker, we'll need a car

from the motor pool.
Check.

Take it out of camp tomorrow
night, keep it under cover.

We'll also need a girl.

She's got to be pretty,
intelligent and with guts.

Baker, get in touch with Berger;
he can help us.

Right, Colonel.

Oh, Carter, we'll need
some smoke bombs--

four or five of them, huh?

Right, Colonel,
can do.

A girl and a car?

Sir, the car I understand,
but why the girl?

Simple-- fire chief
of Hammelburg

never goes anywhere
without his secretary.

Fire chief
of Hammelburg?

Guten Tag, Major.

Guten Tag.

I am the fire chief
from Hammelburg.

My papers--

you will find them
in order.

Oh, and, uh... my secretary,

Fräulein Schmidt.

Heil Hitler.

( breathlessly ):
Heil Hitler.

Well, Chief, your
secretary looks

as if she could start fires

as well
as put them out.

( cackles )

Well, Chief, what can
I do for you, huh?

Hmm, well, this is just
a routine inspection.

It's Fire Prevention Week,
you know.

Oh, no, I did...
did not know that.

Neither did I.

Oh, allow me.

CARTER:
Until last night, I mean.

Well, time does fly, doesn't it?

MAJOR:
Yeah, well, you could have saved yourself the trouble.

This is a military post.
The Luftwaffe maintains

its own
fire-fighting unit.

CARTER:
Oh, well, miltary-shmilitary.

All I know is,
I'm to inspect

everything in or
near Hammelburg.

All right, all right,
carry on.

Danke.

That's a nice load
of dynamite.

( chuckling ):
Ja.

Oh, uh... danke.

But you have very
poor ventilation.

This was a cooler.

Oh.

Ah, well, I've known coolers
to get pretty hot.

I have noticed you
in town, Major.

Oh, yeah?

You have
noticed me, huh?

SCHMIDT:
You Gestapo men--

you're so handsome
in your black uniform.

Those cute caps with
the death head insignia.

There's something
so romantic

about a skull
and crossbones.

Oh, ja?

I never noticed
that before.

Ja, that is
pretty, ja.

MAJOR:
Fräulein Schmidt,

I would enjoy
seeing you sometime.

( Elsa giggles )

Shall I give you
my address?

Oh, no,
that's all right.

I have everybody's
address.

Well, alles in Ordnung
now, Major.

Ah, danke.

Good.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Wiedersehen.
Wiedersehen.

Fräulein...
Heil Hitler.

Don't forget
to call me.

MAJOR:
Oh, I will most certainly not forget to call you, Fräulein.

Chief, you may inspect
here anytime you wish.

Just be sure to bring
Fräulein Schmidt with you, huh?

Danke.

You watch
your ventilation.

Wiedersehen.

Wiedersehen.

Wiedersehen.

MAJOR:
Fire!

Fire!

I warned you about
your ventilation!

Fire! With all
this dynamite?

Help!

Stay where you are, Major!

I will get help!

I'll bring someone!

Please stay.

There's a fire
in there!

HOGAN:
Thanks, Chief.

LeBEAU:
We're here, Major!

Careful there.

We got it, Major.

Here, Major,
let us help you, huh?

Oh, the filing cabinet.

The filing cabinet!

BAKER:
We got to get out of here!

The stuff's going to blow!

Why do you need
the filing cabinet?

This is full of
the names of suspects.

Don't worry,
you can get more!

HOGAN:
Careful, Major.

Oh, wow!

Whoo!

Hogan, you saved
my life.

If it wasn't
for the colonel,

you could've been
blown up in there.

Blown up
or drowned.

( groans loudly )

There's the bridge location
and the power plant.

And there's
the Gladstein dam.

Mm-hmm.

You guys did
a nice job.

All right,
we'll get you

out of camp tonight,
Fräulein Schmidt.

You get this
to London, huh?

I'll take care
of it, Colonel.

LeBEAU:
Attention!

Special formation
right away.

Schultz is yelling
for us.

All right,
let's go.

Carter...

Oh.

Here we go.

Sir, tell Schultz
I'm just going to have

a game of darts
with Elsa.

I, uh... I think...

Maybe I'd better go.

They miss me,
you know.

KLINK:
Even though you are prisoners, I cannot tell you how proud I am

of your actions
in our recent emergency.

( sneezes )

Not only did you save
Major Hochstetter's life--

for which I'm very grateful--
but also his briefcase

and other
valuable property

of the Third Reich.

In appreciation,
I shall reward you

one whole week
of white bread.

( all cheer )

LeBEAU:
Marvelous!

KLINK:
Please, I'm not finished.

An additional award
will be

Wiener schnitzel
on Saturday night.

( all cheer )

Wiener schnitzel?

Why? Someone
shoot a horse?

And now, the senior
POW officer, Colonel Hogan.

Thank you,
Commandant... Major.

( sneezes )

Well, no one wins
an award like this without help.

I want to thank
everybody who made it possible.

And to you,
Commandant Klink, Major Hochstetter,

I can only say I had
a wonderful time at your fire.

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