All language subtitles for Hogans Heroes s06e02 The Experts.eng

( theme song playing )

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WOMAN:
Mmm... Wunderbar.

Definitely wunderbar.

Wish Klink had
a heater in here.

Do we really need one?

Good thinking.

You know,
this is the first time

I ever made love
in a colonel's car.

It won't always
be like this.

No?

No, sometime
we'll make love

in a
general's car.

( car approaching )

I'll see you later.

Must you, Liebchen?

Gestapo comes into camp,

love goes out
the window....

or in this case,
the door.

Tomorrow night,
same time?

By all means.

Keep the motor
running, huh?

I do not appreciate
being awakened

in the middle
of the night, Major.

You are talking
to the Gestapo.

Is that any reason to...

You will cooperate...
or suffer the consequences.

Welcome to Stalag 13.

Don't worry about
inconveniencing me.

I only require one
hour's sleep a night.

SCHULTZ:
Herr Kommandant,

Herr Kommandant,
the Gestapo is here!

Thank you for
informing me, Schultz, idiot.

Out! Dismissed.

I thought he would
want to know.

Now, what can I do
for you, Major?

You have two men
in your command--

Sergeant Holtz
and Captain Metzler.

Ja, ja.

KLINK ( over radio ):
They were just posted here.

Metzler is our new adjutant.

Where are these men?

Holtz is on guard duty;
Metzler was given leave.

Leave?

Yes, one week.

He's due back
in three days.

We will take
Sergeant Holtz tonight.

Metzler will be arrested
upon his return.

Major, may I ask why
you want these men?

They are being charged

with organizing black
market activities.

( scoffs )

They have not been
here long enough

to organize anything.

Black market activities...
Impossible!

If you don't like
that crime,

make up one of your own!

MAJOR:
We may even implicate you, if you wish.

Nice of him.

Very obliging monster.

What's it all
about, Colonel?

No idea yet.

Let's get the periscope working,
try to keep tabs on them.

Well, they found Holtz.

( rapid gunfire )

They shot him!

One of our men?

One of theirs.

Holtz!

Why?

That's a very good question.

All I want to know is,
why the gunfire last night?

Who did the shooting?

One of our guards
accidentally fired his rifle.

I'm very busy, Hogan.

My duty is
to protect my men.

If there's
a trigger-happy guard,

I want to know about it.

We don't have
any trigger-happy guards here.

But I could
use one, Hogan.

What are you trying
to cover up, Commandant?

Cover up what?

All kind of rumors
going around.

I'm not interested
in rumors.

Not even about
yourself, sir?

Not in the least.

They do not
concern me at all.

What are they saying?

Well, one rumor has it

that you're
being transferred to the Russian front.

Last night, you tried
to knock yourself off.

Now, why would I destroy

a perfect war machine
like myself?

As a gesture
to the world?

Hmm! Obviously ridiculous.

The rumor about my suicide
is greatly exaggerated.

Now, if you don't mind...

Another rumor has it

that Sergeant Holtz
was shot last night...

Who's Sergeant Holtz?
by the Gestapo.

Who's the Gestapo?
Who's the Gestapo?

Hogan, do yourself
and me one big favor:

don't ask any questions.

Why not?

And don't ask questions
about questions.

Why'd the Gestapo
shoot Sergeant Holtz?

Colonel, this one time,

you're not going to get
any information out of me.

I'm not?

No, because
I don't know anything,

and as long
as the Gestapo's here,

I intend
to keep it that way.

In that case, Commandant,
you're dismissed.

Hogan! Out!

Before I have you
thrown out.

HOGAN:
Condition normal.

He doesn't know anything,
and he's scared.

Well, that's that.

C'est fini.

Not for me.

The Gestapo comes
all the way from Berlin

just to shoot a sergeant?

And has very nasty plans
for Captain Metzler.

My instinct tells me
there's something rotten in Germany...

besides Hitler.

I got to look
at their personnel records.

Carter, you and LeBeau see

if you can get the file
on Holtz and Metzler.

Right, Colonel.
Right, Colonel.

LeBEAU:
Morning, Fräulein.

Good morning,
Schultzy.

What are you doing here?

We've come to paint
your file cabinet.

That's the one.

Who said anything
about painting?

Your pal,
the commandant.

Mm, it's in bad shape.

Uh, try the
next drawer, Louis.

Just a minute.

The commandant didn't
mention anything to me

about painting
that cabinet.

Well, he
doesn't always

tell you everything,
does he?

He would be much better off
if he did.

Yeah, because then
he'd have

some more things
to blame on you.

Fräulein Hilda...

did the commandant
say anything

about painting
that filing cabinet?

I hear nothing, I see nothing.

You see, Carter.

Schultz, the commandant said
he wanted the cabinet painted.

Now, all we're going
to do is figure out

how many cans
of paint we need,

and then we'll just go
and we'll get the...

Please!

Can't you look at me
when I talk to you?

I mean that's
only common courtesy.

Has nothing whatsoever
to do with the war.

Now listen to me,
Carter.

Don't you come in here

and try to give me
and Fräulein Hilda lessons in courtesy!

CARTER:
No offense, big fella.

HILDA:
Yes, we're always very polite.

I apologize

to you, too,
Fräulein, ma'am.

KLINK:
What's going on here?

What's all the noise?

Herr Kommandant,
I can answer

this question
with a question.

Ha! that's not unusual
for you, Schultz.

Herr Kommandant,
did you tell these men

to paint that
filing cabinet?

KLINK:
Well, it can't hurt.

Carry on...

but quietly--
I have lots of work to do.

Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant!

( door slams )

"A lot of work to do."

( chuckling ):
The new girlie magazines must be in from Paris.

All right!

You big-shot painters,
go and get the paint!

All right.

Great.

Get these back.

SCHULTZ:
Wait a minute.

Stop it.

What are you doing?

Dusting.

It's all finished.

The office is
nice and clean.

Danke-- Wiedersehen.

Wait a minute.

When are you going
to paint the filing cabinet?

Is it possible
that he hasn't heard?

You're kidding.

Right, Schultz?

Klink changed his mind.

Yeah, he didn't want
to spend the money for the paint.

He never told me.

He never said
a word to me either.

Boy, you Germans can't get
together on anything.

That's why it's taking them
so long to lose the war.

It's so true.

I mean, that's true.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Metzler's a specialist--
radio--

assigned to the 32nd
communications battalion,

transferred here from
headquarters in Berlin.

What about Holtz?

Same transfer, Colonel.

And Holtz was
a radio specialist, too.

Hmm.

Okay, what do we got?

The Gestapo's
after two guys.

What do these men have
in common?

They're both Krauts.

Andrew, you can't get
shot for just that, even in Germany.

Both men are radio
communications experts.

And they were both assigned

to the same headquarters
company in Berlin.

Check.

Think that was a
coincidence, sir?

Forget it.

At a time when
the Germans need men

at the Russian front
and everywhere,

they take two highly trained,
healthy, intelligent types

and post them to guard duty in a
backwater sewer like Stalag 13.

I resent that, sir.

You know, in a way,
this is home.

I'm sorry, Carter.
Sorry.

Somebody wanted these guys
put on ice

for shooting at a
more convenient time.

Why? Their service records
are clean.

Eh, I don't know.

These guys were
into something.

They insulted
the wrong guy.

They're radiomen--

might have overheard
the wrong conversation.

One thing's for sure--
Holtz can't tell us.

You can bloody well
say that again.

Metzler might tell us,
if he's still alive.

No way to ask him,
Colonel.

When he gets back
from his leave,

the Gestapo will grab him,
and that's that.

Shot while trying
to escape.

( all talking at once )

Hold it, hold it!

There's something
in that record.

Metzler's a bachelor.

He's on leave, no place
to go probably.

Where are
the nearest girls?

Heck, they're
everywhere.

I wouldn't have it
any other way.

You think
he's in Hammelburg?

Could be.

Baker, make contact
with the underground.

Set up a meeting
for tonight, huh?

Right, Colonel.

You might have
something there, sir.

There's no shortage of birds
in Hammelburg.

Really, Newkirk?
How would you know?

You been sneaking
out through the emergency tunnel?

Who me?
On my honor, sir.

On your honor, yes or no?

With your permission, sir,

I'd like to resign
from this conversation.

All right, there she is.

Spread out, give us cover.

We try to keep an eye
on all the officers of town.

It's a long shot.

I'm not even sure
he's in Hammelburg.

What does Metzler
look like?

He's about 30,
six feet tall, dark hair.

Dark hair...

Regular features, quiet,
reasonably polite.

Ja.

( clicking )

( telegraph signal beeping )

HOGAN:
Come on, let's go.

LeBEAU:
Here we go.

( men cheering )

It's your turn, Carter.
Go ahead.

Watch this.
Here we go.

Look at that.

( men cheering )

Come on, shorty,
let's go.

LeBEAU:
Yeah, I made it.

Got word on Metzler
from the underground.

That's pretty good service.

It's 14 Gartenstrasse,
second floor,

girlfriend's apartment.

It's a nice way
to spend a leave.

Well, some guys
know how to live.

Yeah, but for how long?

I could have you arrested
and shot as a spy.

Take it easy.

How did you get
out of the stalag?

Ja, and in
civilian clothes.

I get tired
of that uniform.

Oh. Karl, turn him over
to the Gestapo.

That's a no-no.

You do not
frighten me, Hogan.

Come here.

Across the street.

See the guy
in the doorway?

Ja.

He's one of mine.

Taught to shoot by the RAF.

Anything bad happens to me,

it also happens to you
and baby doll.

Look, Metzler,
why can't you understand?

I'm trying to save
your life.

In return for information.

They shot Holtz trying
to escape; you're next.

You be the judge
what's important.

He could be lying about Holtz.

I don't think so.

It is too easy to verify.

There was another man,
a sergeant.

His name was, uh, Krebbs.

He worked with us.

He was shot by the Gestapo.

They said he was deserting.

Worked with you on what?

How did you get out
of Stalag 13?

Who told you
to come here?

I can't answer
those questions.

Then I have no answers
for you, Colonel!

All right, I'll break the rules,
I'll lay it on the line.

We're stationed at Stalag 13.

What?

That's where we fight the war;
it's our base.

We operate as a sabotage
and intelligence unit.

Fantastic.

Clever conception.

From inside
a prisoner-of-war camp.

Yeah, it's fine,
but tough to get life insurance.

Is Klink in on this?

Are you kidding?

Klink and his monocle
are still fighting World War I.

Now give me
the information.

I can save your life.

Don't tell me you have
connections

with the Gestapo, too.

Not that way,
but I can get you to England.

( knock at door )

( whispering ):
Answer it.

Yes, who is it?

WOMAN:
Message for Captain Metzler.

HOGAN:
Let her in.

We hate to barge in.

What's up?

Give him
the good news, love.

Gestapo men are going through
the town looking for him.

They left this photograph with
the bartender at the Hauserhof.

Believe me now?

He could have gotten
a picture of you anywhere.

It's a copy
of the photograph

from my personnel file.

NEWKIRK:
And that means dead or alive, old chap.

They will trace him here
in just a few hours.

And if you don't mind, sir,

I'd like this place
to be empty when they arrive.

There is a safe house
I can take you to.

Okay, we'll move out.

Metzler, get your stuff.

Take enough clothing.

You won't be able
to come back here.

No. I stay.

I'm afraid not.

We're taking the bird?

I had to say things
in front of her.

Things?

What do you mean,
you told her about our operation?

I had no choice.

Well, I hope you two
like each other.

What does he mean?

I now pronounce you
inseparable.

Come on, quit
stalling, Metzler.

Give us the answers,
we can all go home.

You said you could get us
out of Germany, to England.

You have my word.

Now start talking.

Your word, but no proof.

You want us to take
a blood test?

You have such excellent
connections in England,

prove it.

What do you want?

A copy of the London Times.

Day after tomorrow.

With an advertisement in
the personal notice section.

Uh, "Karl,
Mother is very sick.

Please come home."

And it must
be signed "John."

Is that bloody all?

Maybe you'd
like Churchill

to deliver
it personally.

Perhaps we could get
Gracie Fields to fly over

and sing it to him.

You've gone over the edge,
you have, mate.

It is as I thought...

bluffing.

We're wasting our time
with this lot, Colonel.

Let me do
the Gestapo a favor.

Wait a minute--
hold it, hold it.

All right, Metzler,
before you get your proof,

we want a sample
of what we're buying.

That's not unreasonable.

Listen carefully.

Holtz and I and others
were installing

the most important
communications center

in the world.

Now we're getting warmer.

And to keep it a secret

they're killing
the lot of you, eh?

That's lovely, that is.

Ja.

I can locate it,
describe it technically,

tell you how it can
be sabotaged.

Where is it?

No more.

Until I see the London Times.

Thought I'd done everything
in this war.

Now I'm delivering newspapers.

( telegraph signal beeping )

( plane engine humming )

There it is.

Give them the signal.

Let's go.

METZLER:
"Karl-- Mother is very sick. Please come home."

There it is.

You managed that in 48 hours.

Just a wave
of my magic wand.

I'll take that
as you finish with it.

He enjoys
being homesick.

METZLER:
I made a bargain, Hogan.

I'll stand by it.

One of you had
better take notes.

Not here.

We'll go back to camp.

Back to Stalag 13?

Luisa, get
to Schnitzer.

We'll need his truck
and a load of dogs.

Right, Colonel.

Are you mad?

You'll need civilian clothes,
ID papers

and travel permits
for both of you.

And you can tell us all about it
while you get ready.

Go back there
and then escape?

That's the way we do it.

Travel to the coast and make
contact with a Royal Navy sub.

He is lying, Karl.

They're working
for the Gestapo.

It's a trap.

We will not take that chance.

We stay here.

Listen to me, Captain.

I've spilled my guts to you
and your friend here.

I put our whole operation
in great danger.

You've been calling the shots,
now it's my turn.

You go to England my way,
or you die my way.

England's lovely
this time of year.

If you don't mind fog.

I wish to speak
with a Gestapo officer.

I will wait.

( softly ):
Make him believe it, honey.

We've got to get the
Gestapo out of camp.

Ja, I understand.

Major Stern speaking.

Who is this?

I cannot give you my name,
but I am a loyal German.

I have important
information for you.

If you want Captain Metzler,

you will find him
at 14 Gartenstrasse.

Who is this speaking?

Heil Hitler.

Nice touch--

"Heil Hitler."

( dog whimpers )

Mach schnell!

I haven't all night!

Don't worry, Schultz.

The war will
go on without you.

Jolly joker.

Hey, Schultz.

What is it, Colonel?

What do you want?

Take it easy.

What are you doing
out of the barracks?!

HOGAN:
I just want to ask you a question.

Um, how about using the
colonel's car tonight, huh?

SCHULTZ:
Hilda, huh?

HOGAN:
It's a lonely war, Schultz.

( Schultz laughs )

Not the way you fight it.

No, no, no, no,
no, no.

No, you can get me
in a lot of trouble.

Let's see...

Here's one with coconut.

HOGAN:
Oh, one with peanuts.

And how's some licorice
for dessert?

Ooh...

Who cares about trouble?

Oh, you're
a naughty boy... sir.

Thanks for
the compliment, sir.

It is located in a place
called Zussel,

in the woods a mile
or so from the road.

One second, Captain.

Okay.

It is heavily guarded.

The code name is "Maybach."

How do you spell it?

M-A-Y-B-A-C-H.

There is Maybach One
and Maybach Two.

Number one is OKH--
Army High Command.

Maybach Two is OKW--
Hitler's Command Headquarters.

All tactical orders are sent
from these bunkers by radio.

What's the power source?

A generating station

about a quarter mile
from the command bunkers.

Two main cables, uh, set in
reinforced concrete channels

at least six feet
below the surface

run from the power station
to the command bunkers.

There is no emergency power plan

because the generating station
is set in a bomb-proof bunker

and can withstand the impact
of your largest bombs.

It's a lovely fit.

Absolute dynamite.

And that's what
they'll use to knock it out.

Here, code these

and get them off to London
right away, will you?

Right, Colonel.

You had a great hunch
about Metzler and Holtz.

Well, thank you,
Baker.

You know, right
from the beginning, I...

What's wrong?

Hilda.

I left her waiting for me
in Klink's car.

Well, business
before pleasure.

This is business--
I invested three candy bars.

SCHULTZ ( nearby ):
Herr Kommandant.

Herr Kommandant.

You think you should
leave right now?

I have an engagement in town,
if you don't mind.

Now, where are my car keys?

But Herr Kommandant,
something important might happen

and we need you.

What could I have done
with those keys?

Here they
are, sir.

Why, thank you, Colonel.

Any time, sir.

Wait a minute.

Hogan.

What were you doing
out of the barracks?

Looking for
your car keys, sir.

Hmm.

For once you have a good reason.

Dismissed.

Schultz, get me
another car, will you?

Another car?!

And schnell.

Mustn't keep
a lady waiting.

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