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( theme song playing )
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How you doing
with Klink's car?
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We can't stall him
much longer.
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We've taken care
of everything on the list.
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Bust everything and
start all over again.
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That's what
we're doing now.
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Why is the loading
of the truck taking so long?
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When you're loading
a truck with TNT,
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haste really makes waste.
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Got all the fuses
timed in synch?
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Yeah. You just have
to hook them up
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to the
truck's battery,
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and then tonight
at 12:00,
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boy-- ba-boom!
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( tools clank )
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Colonel Hogan, I trust your men
have my car ready
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as you promised they would.
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They've been
hard at it since daylight, sir.
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They're expert
mechanics.
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Wouldn't know how
to do anything but a good job.
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Herr Kommandant, please.
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I just... opened the door
and it fell off.
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Just a suggestion, sir--
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I'd have that door fixed
if I were you.
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You're the mechanics.
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Why didn't you fix it?
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It's not on
the list, sir.
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The car door wasn't on the list,
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because I didn't think there
was anything wrong with it
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when I wrote the list.
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I'll buy that, sir.
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Thank you, Colonel.
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I mean, I know the
truth when I hear it.
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Of course, we don't hear it
from you too often, do we?
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( chuckles )
Sorry, sir.
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Hogan, I want my car.
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You will have it, sir,
sooner than you expect.
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How can it be sooner
than I expect,
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when it is already
later than I thought?
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Hogan, I have a dinner date
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and I want my car
by 7:00 sharp.
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You'll have it, sir.
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You have my promise.
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I can have
your promise anytime.
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This time I want my car.
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( grunts )
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Hi, Schultz!
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Shh...
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I'm sneaking a rest
from Commandant Klink.
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He has been driving me
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crazy!
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It's what you need.
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You might get rid
of some of that blubber.
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I don't mind carrying
a few extra pounds.
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Good, here's a few more
you can carry.
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Very good of you to offer
your help, Schultz.
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We can use it.
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I didn't offer anything.
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Why should I do your work when
I'm hiding here from my work?
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Suit yourself.
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All right, Kinch,
you want to knock off
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for some
coffee and cake? Right.
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Coffee and, uh... cake?
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What kind of a cake?
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Just the richest,
thickest,
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creamiest chocolate cake
you ever laid eyes on.
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And eyes are all you're
going to lay on it, mate.
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The rest of your fat face
can stay where it is.
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I wouldn't touch a crumb,
even if you asked me.
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Were you thinking
of asking me?
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Nope.
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Not at all.
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I'm glad.
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No matter how hungry I am,
I refuse to eat your cake.
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And I'm so hungry,
I could eat anything.
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Oh, that is a shame.
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It's a dirty, rotten shame,
but I'm not complaining.
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A little starvation
doesn't hurt anybody.
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I grit my teeth,
tighten my belt
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and fall on my knees and beg
for a little piece of cake.
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We got to finish
loading the truck first.
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I'll help you.
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Hey, watch it!
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Are you trying to blow
up this whole camp?
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That crate's
loaded with... Kinch!
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Loaded with
what, what, what?
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Don't ask me.
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I can't read
German.
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HOGAN:
All right now, Carter, you follow Newkirk in Klink's car.
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Tell the guard
you're road-testing it.
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CARTER:
Yes, sir.
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Newkirk, you drive
the truck.
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Park it here
by the bottling plant.
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NEWKIRK:
So that's where they're making the ball bearings.
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Formidable.
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An old deserted
bottle factory
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turned into a
ball-bearing plant.
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Yeah, which that truck's
going to turn
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into an old deserted
vacant lot.
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And the explosion should
pull the SS force
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away from
the fuel tanks here.
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Making it a nice
piece of cake
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for the underground
to hit. Mm-hmm.
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But won't
they send the troops
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from the railroad depot
to cover?
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Yeah, we're counting on it.
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If they do, underground
units four and five
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will move into
the rail depot.
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Oh, they're going
to have to time that pretty close.
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Everything depends on
that truck blowing up on time.
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It will, sir.
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Kinch, from now on,
all communications for this operation
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use the code name
"delivery truck."
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Right, Colonel.
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Delivery truck--
very good.
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Have you noticed
how much more clever
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the code names
are lately?
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I think Intelligence has
turned it over
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to an advertising agency.
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( beeping )
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That's our signal.
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It's Leader Four.
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Stuger?
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Colonel Hogan, we have
just received new orders
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to prepare for an attack
on Stalag 16.
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I thought our target was
the railroad depot.
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It is--
who changed the orders?
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The new area commander,
Colonel X.
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Colonel X-- who's he?
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He's supposed to be
an escaped prisoner of war.
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He took over unit one
two days ago.
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That's his right as
the high-ranking Allied officer.
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I don't care
what his rank is.
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The original order
still goes.
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Pass that along
to the other units.
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Over and out.
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Whoever this Colonel X is,
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he's not going to ruin
this one for us.
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You want me to contact London,
see what they got on him?
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Well, they won't be
receiving again
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for a couple of hours.
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Carter, Newkirk...
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Yes, sir.
Yeah.
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As soon as you
deliver that truck
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to the ball-bearing plant,
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swing by unit one
headquarters.
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See what you can find out
about this Colonel X.
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Right, sir.
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Uh, shall we observe
or infiltrate, sir?
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Better get an idea
of the operation first.
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Could be a trap.
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Right.
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That's exactly
my thinking, sir.
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I'll bet that Colonel X
is Gestapo
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and he's just sitting there
waiting to nail all of us.
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Fantastic.
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You know, I'm glad
you're going along with me, Carter.
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You make simple
everyday chores
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seem like real
bloody adventures.
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Oh, Colonel Klink,
how lovely.
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Allow me, my dear.
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Oh, Fraulein Hilda,
after office hours,
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I don't think there's
any need to be so formal.
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No need at all,
Colonel Klink.
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Oh, if you really
feel that way,
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please, let's drop
the "Colonel," shall we?
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All right, Klink.
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My first name is
Wilhelm.
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Let's go.
I'm starved.
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Oh, my dear.
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I didn't have
any lunch today.
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Oh, the car's waiting
right outside.
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Hardly any breakfast either.
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Oh, please, allow me.
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Thank you, Klink.
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Wilhelm!
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What is that?
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( engine sputtering )
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Schultz!
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Schultz, where's my car?
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Herr Kommandant,
it's still being fixed.
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Colonel Hogan had two men
working all night long
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to be sure that the car
is ready and waiting
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tomorrow morning
like he promised.
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He promised it would be
ready and waiting tonight.
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Instead, we're ready
and still waiting.
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"We're ready and still waiting."
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Very clever.
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It's good that
you can joke about it.
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Oh, shut up, you dunderhead.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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I think I'm going
to have a headache.
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We can't go
to dinner in that.
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I know I'm going
to have a headache.
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Oh, Herr Kommandant,
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Colonel Hogan had his men
put on the sidecar,
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so you don't have to go to
dinner in a sanitation truck.
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Well, I'm all for that.
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How about you, Hilda?
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I've got a headache.
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Oh, you have a headache
because you're hungry.
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No, no, the headache
took my appetite away.
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Good night, Colonel.
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Can I give you a ride
to the gate, huh?
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But...
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I'd rather walk.
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She didn't even take
her corsage.
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Why don't you call another girl,
while it's still fresh?
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Why don't you keep
your stupid suggestions
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in your big fat mouth?
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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The finest food,
the finest wines, I told them.
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How am I supposed to enjoy
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an eight-course dinner
all by myself?
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I'm not doing anything tonight.
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Oh, but you are doing
something tonight.
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You're standing outside guarding
my last means of transportation.
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Hogan's Rathskeller,
Schultz!
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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( engine strugglesto turn over )
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I guess it hasn't been
used lately.
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I hope it's a long time
before it's used again.
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Schnell, Schultz.
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( engine suddenly starts )
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( screams )
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Herr Kommandant,
hold on to your hat.
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Here we go.
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Schultz!
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Schultz!!
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Hey, Carter.
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Colonel Hogan,
is that you out there?
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No, it's me back here.
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Boy, I was hoping
you'd show up.
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What are you doing
on guard duty?
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Why didn't you come back?
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Colonel X said he was
short of men
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and said we're volunteering
to join his outfit.
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Carter, you're
a prisoner of war.
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You're confined
to a prison camp.
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You just can't come
and go as you please.
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I know that.
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And we told that
to Colonel X,
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but he just
wouldn't listen.
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Well, I'm going
to tell it to him.
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Where is this screwball?
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Right through that door.
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Oh, you have to check
with his aide first.
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We have to make sure you
aren't a Gestapo agent
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out to shoot him.
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Not me.
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I'm an American officer
about to wring his neck.
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You're the aide?
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Yes, sir.
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What's going on here?
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Well, I'm not
at liberty to say, sir.
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You see, Colonel X's life
is in constant danger
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and should any harm
come to him,
258
00:10:23,739 --> 00:10:27,535
it would be a devastating blow
to the German war effort.
259
00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:31,956
A cold chill just swept over me
as a name came to mind.
260
00:10:31,997 --> 00:10:33,249
Name of who, sir?
261
00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,209
Please don't tell me
262
00:10:35,251 --> 00:10:38,587
the mysterious Colonel X is
our Colonel Crittendon?
263
00:10:38,629 --> 00:10:40,172
Indeed he is, Hogan,
264
00:10:40,214 --> 00:10:41,924
back in the thick of things
265
00:10:41,924 --> 00:10:44,969
and ready for a bit of
fox and hounds with Jerry.
266
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,930
Can't tell you how good
it is to see you again.
267
00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:51,225
I can't tell you
how it is to see you again, too, Colonel.
268
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,648
But they couldn't
imprison my spirit.
269
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:01,277
The moment I entered Stalag 16,
I had one thought-- escape.
270
00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:03,946
Somehow, some way
I would escape.
271
00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,490
You certainly did.
Look, Colonel...
272
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,826
Actually I think
the most exciting part
273
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,286
is the escape itself.
274
00:11:10,327 --> 00:11:13,455
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
you had me on the edge of my seat with that.
275
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,708
Oh, you mean I already
told you that part?
276
00:11:15,749 --> 00:11:17,543
Yeah, it's the
most exciting part.
277
00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:18,836
Yes, that's it, all right.
278
00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,129
Mm-hmm.
279
00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:21,714
Oh, guess
the old thinking cap
280
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,340
isn't on snug enough,
eh, what?
281
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,467
It's plain, you know,
this new command.
282
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,970
Heavy lies the head
that wears the crown, what!
283
00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,305
( grunts )
284
00:11:29,346 --> 00:11:31,181
Of course, I did have
Crittendon's commandos
285
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,599
to help me.
286
00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:34,393
Crittendon's commandos?
287
00:11:34,435 --> 00:11:36,145
Yes, the ten men
who were with me
288
00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:38,605
on that daring escape
I just told you about.
289
00:11:38,647 --> 00:11:40,274
Yeah, the ten men
who escaped with you.
290
00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:43,110
Those are the chaps--
carefully chosen, I assure you.
291
00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:46,030
You'd be hard-pressed to find
a better fighting force.
292
00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,157
I'd be glad when
they're with me again.
293
00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:48,949
Where are they?
294
00:11:48,991 --> 00:11:50,409
Back in Stalag 16.
295
00:11:50,451 --> 00:11:52,202
Caught a bit of rotten luck
last week.
296
00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:55,039
They were out on patrol and they
ran into an armed farmer.
297
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,167
A farmer? One farmer?
298
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,793
Aha! Remember, he was armed.
299
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:02,880
Had a six-pronged pitchfork,
and he knew how to use it.
300
00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:05,924
Those farmers are good
with the pitchfork all right.
301
00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:08,260
Poor devils.
302
00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,887
Walked right
into an ambush.
303
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:11,263
Didn't stand a chance.
304
00:12:11,305 --> 00:12:13,307
But I have a plan
to break them out.
305
00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:14,808
Newkirk!
306
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:15,934
Sir!
307
00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:18,020
Where are those top-secret plans
308
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:20,355
for the surprise attack
on Stalag 16?
309
00:12:20,355 --> 00:12:23,108
Right behind you, sir, on the
wall where you tacked them up.
310
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,652
Ah, yes, there they are.
311
00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:26,862
I'm afraid I've got orders
312
00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:28,697
that may delay your operation,
Colonel.
313
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:30,282
I'm in command here, Hogan.
314
00:12:30,324 --> 00:12:32,993
I give the orders--
not you, not anyone else.
315
00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:34,453
These are from London.
316
00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:36,497
They'll be obeyed
to the letter,
317
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,998
and I shall
be with you
318
00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,041
every step
of the way.
319
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,959
Now, what do
we do first?
320
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:42,503
First I need
a volunteer
321
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,671
for a very
dangerous assignment. Mm-hmm.
322
00:12:44,713 --> 00:12:46,548
He must be
a man with courage
323
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,300
and superior
intelligence.
324
00:12:48,342 --> 00:12:50,677
Got any suggestions?
325
00:12:52,387 --> 00:12:53,889
Courage, eh?
326
00:12:53,889 --> 00:12:55,057
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:58,227
Superior intelligence.
328
00:12:58,268 --> 00:12:59,728
Well, the only
person I know
329
00:12:59,728 --> 00:13:01,104
that fits
that description
330
00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:02,606
would be
Colonel Crittendon.
331
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,274
By George, he's right.
332
00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,320
Colonel Crittendon
volunteering for duty, sir.
333
00:13:08,362 --> 00:13:09,905
That's a grand
attitude, sir.
334
00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:12,324
I guess I have no
alternative but to accept.
335
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:14,576
Do you happen to have
a map of this area?
336
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,786
Certainly.
337
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,704
I've got one
right in here somewhere.
338
00:13:17,746 --> 00:13:20,541
( clears throat ):
Now... map.
339
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,877
Up to my ears
in maps here somewhere.
340
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:24,795
Ah, here we are.
341
00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:28,799
All right,
now, the man...
342
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,760
Colonel?
343
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,762
You've given me
the directions
344
00:13:33,804 --> 00:13:35,806
for assembling
your radio set.
345
00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:38,141
So it is.
346
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,895
No wonder
none of the towns look familiar.
347
00:13:41,937 --> 00:13:43,897
Let me make
a sketch for you.
348
00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:46,525
This is the main road
from Hammelburg.
349
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:48,944
This is the Arnheim
ball-bearing works.
350
00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:50,988
It's an old
bottling plant.
351
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,239
Right.
352
00:13:52,281 --> 00:13:53,282
I take it my job is
353
00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:54,533
to destroy
the factory, eh?
354
00:13:54,575 --> 00:13:55,701
Ha! I like that.
355
00:13:55,742 --> 00:13:57,578
I was with
a demolition squad once.
356
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,204
Fine lads...
357
00:13:59,246 --> 00:14:01,248
may they rest in peace.
358
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,208
That part is already
taken care of.
359
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,585
Your job is to make sure
360
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,712
that the bombs go
off at exactly 2400. Mm-hmm.
361
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,714
And you radio me
the damage report.
362
00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:10,090
Now, is that all clear,
363
00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,509
or do you want me to
write it out for you?
364
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,095
Don't bother--
I'm gifted with total recall.
365
00:14:15,137 --> 00:14:16,346
I can even recite
366
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,807
all the Shakespeare
plays I saw as a boy.
367
00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:20,475
Let me write it
out for you.
368
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:21,768
Don't believe me, eh?
369
00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:23,103
All right.
370
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:25,522
Here's what you said
word for word.
371
00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:31,236
Would you care to hear
The Merchant of Venice?
372
00:14:31,278 --> 00:14:32,362
( clears throat )
373
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,448
"The quality
of mercy is..."
374
00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:35,991
Mercy is
not strained.
375
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:37,326
"...is not strained.
376
00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:39,036
It droppeth
like the, uh..."
377
00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,329
Don't tell me,
don't tell me.
378
00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:42,331
Gentle rain
from heaven, sir.
379
00:14:42,331 --> 00:14:44,499
"Gentle rain
from heaven."
380
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,877
Uh... "To be
or not to be."
381
00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:51,340
Well... so far everything is
going according to plan, right?
382
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,632
NEWKIRK:
Couldn't be better.
383
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,801
Getting that truck
full of TNT out of here
384
00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:56,845
was the only thing
that had me worried.
385
00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:57,846
CARTER:
Nothing to it.
386
00:14:57,846 --> 00:14:59,514
Now it's just
sitting there at the plant
387
00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:01,141
ticking off
the seconds till boom time.
388
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:02,392
Everything is going perfect.
389
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,813
Then why do
I have this feeling
390
00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,357
of impending disaster?
391
00:15:08,357 --> 00:15:10,233
I think that's
from seeing Crittendon.
392
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:12,027
He leaves everyone
feeling that way.
393
00:15:12,069 --> 00:15:14,071
Crittendon is where
he can't do any damage.
394
00:15:14,112 --> 00:15:16,364
He's the one thing
you don't have to worry about.
395
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,116
He's the one thing
I always worry about.
396
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,701
We've got it
made now, sir.
397
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,454
Yeah, an awful lot
can happen in two hours.
398
00:15:22,496 --> 00:15:24,873
Achtung, chaps!
399
00:15:26,249 --> 00:15:28,710
NEWKIRK:
That awful lot that can happen just did.
400
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,878
What are you
doing here?
401
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:32,214
You're supposed to be at
the ball-bearing plant
402
00:15:32,255 --> 00:15:33,882
waiting to report
on the damage.
403
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:36,176
There was no damage,
and there was no explosion.
404
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:38,386
I waited for some time
past the appointed hour,
405
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,972
but you've come a cropper
on this one, Hogan old boy.
406
00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,141
The appointed
hour is still two hours away.
407
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,477
Ha! I'm afraid your watch
is a little tardy.
408
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:46,561
You said...
409
00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:48,188
I said 2400.
410
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,439
Quite so.
411
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,108
That's 9:00 p.m.
mufti time.
412
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:52,275
2400 is midnight.
413
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:53,401
No, no, no, Hogan.
414
00:15:53,443 --> 00:15:55,570
Those figures used
to confuse me, too.
415
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:56,988
You see,
416
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,157
2400 is 9:00 p.m.
417
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:01,034
You see,
two and four is six,
418
00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:03,161
and six into 24
goes four times.
419
00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:04,913
So what's six and four?
420
00:16:04,955 --> 00:16:07,582
Uh... five, six,
seven... ( mumbles )
421
00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:09,292
By George, it's 10:00.
422
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,002
Ha! That's a good one.
423
00:16:11,044 --> 00:16:12,587
We were both wrong.
424
00:16:12,587 --> 00:16:15,382
Your explosion is set
to go off at 10:00.
425
00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:16,633
Well, cheer up, chaps.
426
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,844
You haven't pulled a bone
out this time.
427
00:16:18,885 --> 00:16:20,762
It's, uh...
it's almost 10:00 now.
428
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,264
Why don't I
hop in the truck
429
00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:23,598
and buzz back
for a look-see?
430
00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:24,975
Truck? What truck?
431
00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,601
The Jerry truck
that was parked
432
00:16:26,643 --> 00:16:28,103
at the ball-
bearing factory.
433
00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,354
Colonel Hogan, could that be...?
434
00:16:29,396 --> 00:16:30,522
Of course it is.
435
00:16:30,564 --> 00:16:32,399
Keys were in it with
this helmet and topcoat,
436
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,442
My guardian angel
was looking after me tonight, wasn't he?
437
00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:35,735
He's going to be looking
you right in the eye
438
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:36,736
if you parked
that truck nearby.
439
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:37,737
Where'd you leave it?
440
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,406
Right beside the barracks.
441
00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:41,116
Our barracks?
442
00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:42,742
Hey, sir, we got to
get that out of here.
443
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,786
Why all this fuss
about a silly truck?
444
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,246
Because that
silly truck
445
00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,039
happens to be loaded
with TNT
446
00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:49,624
set to go off
at midnight.
447
00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:52,419
So that's how
you were going to blow up the factory.
448
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,795
Juicily good plan,
Hogan.
449
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,130
Oh, yes, smashing plan.
450
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,965
Thanks a lot,
Crittendon.
451
00:16:57,007 --> 00:17:00,135
But there's just
one thing that I overlooked.
452
00:17:00,135 --> 00:17:01,303
Indeed?
453
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:03,555
Yes, uh... I didn't see
the possibility
454
00:17:03,597 --> 00:17:05,515
of some bonehead
finding the truck
455
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,975
and driving off with it.
456
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:09,311
Well, I suppose that
is a possibility,
457
00:17:09,352 --> 00:17:11,646
but frankly, I can't
see it happening.
458
00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:13,732
Besides, I already
have the truck,
459
00:17:13,773 --> 00:17:16,234
so that solves that
problem right there.
460
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:17,819
Sir, time's getting short.
461
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,820
Kinch,
look outside.
462
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,821
Make sure
everything's clear.
463
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:21,072
Somebody's got to
drive that truck
464
00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,157
back where it belongs.
465
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:23,325
Right, Colonel.
Here.
466
00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:24,993
Colonel Crittendon
volunteering, sir.
467
00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,621
Forget it. One of
us will take care of it this time.
468
00:17:27,662 --> 00:17:29,205
Uh-oh, I think
we got troubles.
469
00:17:31,374 --> 00:17:34,252
Herr Kommandant--
all I know
470
00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,587
the truck drove out
471
00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:37,297
and later
it drove in again.
472
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:38,632
That's all I know.
473
00:17:38,673 --> 00:17:39,841
Mm-hmm,
it drove out,
474
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,509
and later
it drove in again.
475
00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:44,179
You didn't think it was
necessary to ask him
476
00:17:44,179 --> 00:17:45,472
why he was going out.
477
00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:46,598
No, Herr Kommandant.
478
00:17:46,639 --> 00:17:48,016
I don't think
it was necessary
479
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:49,642
to ask him why
he was going out.
480
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:51,478
Explain why, please.
481
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:53,980
Because he was going in.
482
00:17:54,022 --> 00:17:57,525
I was not on duty
when he was going out.
483
00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:00,612
These are
military vehicles
484
00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:02,697
used for military
purposes only,
485
00:18:02,697 --> 00:18:06,034
not to take drives
to Lover's Lane with a Fraulein.
486
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,952
Now, I am posting
a guard here
487
00:18:07,994 --> 00:18:10,497
with instructions
to arrest that driver
488
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:11,706
when he comes back.
489
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:22,300
Boy, when you
get a feeling of impending disaster,
490
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:24,386
it works like a charm,
doesn't it?
491
00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,553
And you don't
have to wait
492
00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:26,721
very long for it either.
493
00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:29,557
Now, the first thing
we must do is not panic.
494
00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:30,892
I already have.
495
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,685
What's the second thing?
496
00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:35,313
Seems simple to me.
497
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,190
One of us slips up
behind the guard,
498
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:39,442
overpowers him,
and drives away the truck.
499
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,569
Take another look
at the guard, Crittendon.
500
00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:43,822
Corporal Kohler isn't
too easy to overpower.
501
00:18:43,863 --> 00:18:46,116
"The bigger they come,
the harder they fall,"
502
00:18:46,199 --> 00:18:47,742
my judo instructor
used to say.
503
00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:50,203
You'll need more than
your judo lessons with him.
504
00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:52,205
Not when it's killer judo.
505
00:18:52,247 --> 00:18:56,167
When you have mastered
the deadly art of KJ, as we call it,
506
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:58,920
these hands become
instruments of death.
507
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,296
One fen-ichi chop
508
00:19:00,338 --> 00:19:03,258
can snap a man's neck
like a dry twig.
509
00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:05,510
( makes judo cry )
510
00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:09,681
I'll contact you
511
00:19:09,722 --> 00:19:11,516
when I get back
to headquarters.
512
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:17,730
If I were you,
I wouldn't watch.
513
00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:27,824
( makes judo cry )
514
00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:31,828
( shouts louder )
515
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:36,791
Ha! That's the opening
I've been waiting for.
516
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:37,959
( makes judo cries )
517
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,127
Ow.
518
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,461
You are an Englander?
519
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:41,796
Yes.
520
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:42,839
You're a German,
aren't you?
521
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:47,844
You're an
Englander prisoner.
522
00:19:52,765 --> 00:19:54,058
You stay
right there.
523
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,643
Just stay right there.
524
00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:58,271
One more step and I'll
be forced to use these.
525
00:19:58,313 --> 00:19:59,689
Just stay
where you are.
526
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,690
Go one more step
527
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,942
and these hands
will strike to kill.
528
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:03,985
All right.
529
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:04,861
Sayonara!
530
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:11,326
You can question me
until you're blue in the face,
531
00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:13,661
but I shall tell you nothing.
532
00:20:13,661 --> 00:20:14,829
KLINK:
Oh, you shouldn't
533
00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:16,164
take that
attitude, Colonel.
534
00:20:16,205 --> 00:20:18,166
These gentlemen went
to a lot of trouble
535
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,375
to come and see you.
536
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,711
Surely there
must be something you can tell them.
537
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,297
He will tell us
everything.
538
00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:25,173
Nothing.
539
00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:27,508
Now, I know you'll
try to torture me.
540
00:20:27,508 --> 00:20:30,011
Come, Crittendon,
that's nonsense.
541
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,096
Do these two gentlemen look
542
00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:35,141
as if they would torture
a helpless prisoner?
543
00:20:35,183 --> 00:20:36,684
( laughs loudly )
544
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:41,648
I think you better tell them
everything they want to know.
545
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:43,441
NEWKIRK:
Kinch has just connected
546
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,777
the phone cable, sir,
to Klink's office.
547
00:20:45,818 --> 00:20:47,362
Did you take care
of Hochstetter's car?
548
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:48,696
All set.
549
00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:50,990
Make the call.
550
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,242
Now, Major Hochstetter,
may I suggest...
551
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,662
Klink, you have wasted
enough of my time.
552
00:20:55,703 --> 00:20:58,039
He will talk soon
enough at headquarters.
553
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,708
Sir, I am still the
commandant of this camp...
554
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,960
Commandant!
555
00:21:03,002 --> 00:21:04,462
( phone rings )
556
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:05,588
Colonel Klink
speaking.
557
00:21:05,672 --> 00:21:07,173
This is Gestapo
headquarters.
558
00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:08,633
Give me Major
Hochstetter.
559
00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:09,717
Just a moment.
560
00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:11,052
Sir, it's for you.
561
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,512
Gestapo
headquarters.
562
00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:13,971
Major Hochstetter here.
563
00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:16,974
Major, there's been trouble
at the Arnheim plant.
564
00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:18,643
It looks like sabotage.
565
00:21:18,684 --> 00:21:21,396
They have suspects
they're holding for you.
566
00:21:21,396 --> 00:21:23,064
I'll be right there.
567
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,733
There's trouble at
the ball-bearing plant.
568
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:26,901
Bring him along.
569
00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,534
KLINK:
I assure you, Major Hochstetter,
570
00:21:34,575 --> 00:21:36,619
I had nothing to do with
Crittendon's being here.
571
00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:39,288
The commandant of
the camp he escaped from is the one you want.
572
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,706
I'm in a hurry, Klink.
573
00:21:40,748 --> 00:21:43,000
We will discuss it
later, at your trial.
574
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,502
Yes, Major Hochstetter.
575
00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:45,920
I've got a flat tire.
576
00:21:47,422 --> 00:21:49,257
Oh, I'll have one of my men
change it at once, sir.
577
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:50,299
Never mind.
578
00:21:50,341 --> 00:21:51,717
I'll take your staff car.
579
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:52,760
Oh, please do.
580
00:21:52,802 --> 00:21:54,762
Just try not to hit
too many bumps.
581
00:21:54,804 --> 00:21:56,597
It always knocks off
the sidecar.
582
00:21:56,639 --> 00:21:57,682
What?
583
00:21:57,723 --> 00:21:59,183
That's something they
put on a motorcycle.
584
00:21:59,225 --> 00:22:00,434
Yes, sir.
585
00:22:00,476 --> 00:22:02,103
Sometimes it's on,
sometimes it's off.
586
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,813
You see, my staff car
is being repaired.
587
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,314
( groans )
588
00:22:05,356 --> 00:22:07,483
Instead I'll take
that truck...
589
00:22:07,525 --> 00:22:09,986
if the commandant
has no objection.
590
00:22:10,027 --> 00:22:12,864
As a matter of fact,
Major Hochstetter...
591
00:22:12,905 --> 00:22:14,866
I have no objections
at all.
592
00:22:14,907 --> 00:22:16,534
( growls with anger )
593
00:22:16,576 --> 00:22:18,995
The factory should
blow pretty soon now.
594
00:22:19,036 --> 00:22:20,204
HOGAN:
Forget it.
595
00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:21,956
I wonder if there's
any chance
596
00:22:21,956 --> 00:22:23,958
Crittendon could have
gotten away.
597
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:26,961
He might have used that
killer judo to escape.
598
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:29,380
That's what he used
to get captured.
599
00:22:29,422 --> 00:22:30,798
You know what,
Colonel Crittendon--
600
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:31,883
he was really a pretty good guy.
601
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:36,095
Hello again, chaps.
602
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,972
What are you
doing back here?
603
00:22:37,972 --> 00:22:39,974
He was caught
trying to escape.
604
00:22:39,974 --> 00:22:41,017
I did escape.
605
00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:42,518
Used killer judo
on the guard.
606
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,437
Gave him a one-handed
chop to the neck,
607
00:22:44,478 --> 00:22:46,022
and a two-handed
conk on the head
608
00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,231
with a basket
of towels.
609
00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:48,733
Then I jumped
out of the truck.
610
00:22:48,774 --> 00:22:49,942
Big deal!
611
00:22:49,984 --> 00:22:51,736
You still
didn't get very far
612
00:22:51,777 --> 00:22:53,362
before you were caught.
613
00:22:53,404 --> 00:22:54,614
Picked up by a patrol, huh?
614
00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:57,283
No-- ran into the same
blasted farmer
615
00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:59,201
that ambushed my commando.
616
00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:03,789
( huge explosion )
617
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,708
How about that--
right on the nose.
618
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,376
What was that?
619
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:08,586
Thunder, Schultz.
620
00:23:08,628 --> 00:23:10,463
Weatherman said
rain tonight.
621
00:23:10,504 --> 00:23:12,798
Said to be sure to wear
your helmet if you go outside.
622
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,884
Expecting heavy showers
of ball bearings in the area.
623
00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:24,936
New spark plugs.
624
00:23:24,977 --> 00:23:26,145
Check.
625
00:23:26,187 --> 00:23:27,855
Wash-and-wax job.
626
00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:29,023
Check.
627
00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:30,483
Put door
on passenger side.
628
00:23:30,524 --> 00:23:31,817
Check.
629
00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:35,321
( motorcycle roaringand backfiring )
630
00:23:35,363 --> 00:23:36,656
Schultz, help me
out of here.
631
00:23:36,697 --> 00:23:38,699
I feel as if I'm riding
around in a bathtub.
632
00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:40,117
I'm sorry,
Herr Kommandant.
633
00:23:40,159 --> 00:23:41,744
I put you right
on your feet.
634
00:23:41,786 --> 00:23:43,371
No, before you put me
on my feet,
635
00:23:43,412 --> 00:23:44,997
get my feet
out of the sidecar.
636
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:46,957
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
637
00:23:46,999 --> 00:23:48,668
( Klink groans )
638
00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,002
That's enough, that's
enough, that's enough.
639
00:23:53,881 --> 00:23:56,008
Now, Hogan,
I want you to say,
640
00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:58,552
"Colonel Klink,
your car is ready."
641
00:23:58,594 --> 00:23:59,720
All right.
642
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,555
Colonel Klink, your
car is almost ready.
643
00:24:01,597 --> 00:24:03,182
No almost--
just a simple sentence.
644
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,393
"Your car is ready now."
Let's try it, shall we?
645
00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:06,686
Your car is ready now.
Good.
646
00:24:06,727 --> 00:24:08,229
But I just want to
run down the checklist,
647
00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:09,730
make sure we haven't
forgotten anything.
648
00:24:09,772 --> 00:24:10,898
Forget about
the checklist.
649
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:13,067
It looks just fine.
650
00:24:15,111 --> 00:24:16,570
( engine starts )
651
00:24:16,612 --> 00:24:17,947
Sounds fine, feels fine.
652
00:24:17,988 --> 00:24:19,240
It's just fine, Hogan.
653
00:24:19,281 --> 00:24:20,199
But, Colonel...
654
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,368
Hands off-- I'm in a hurry.
655
00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:30,084
You fellas
think of anything
656
00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:31,168
we might have
left out?
657
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:33,587
Nope.
No.
658
00:24:33,587 --> 00:24:35,923
The brake cable
is all I can think of.
659
00:24:38,175 --> 00:24:39,760
( loud crash )
660
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:44,360
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