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Come on, now, they're all waiting.
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No, Mom! No!
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Sweetheart, it's all right.
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If you don't love Kevin yet, you will.
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We all will.
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Nobody can understand you, sweetie.
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I think she said, "It's the chest."
She's always been really top heavy.
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It's the dress!
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Oh.
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I want the vintage beaded one.
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She told me it'd be here on time.
She promised me.
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That's what you get
for ordering it online.
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The Internet should only be used
to forward prayer chains
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and make jokes about the Clintons.
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Mom! How is that helpful?
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Look, everybody here thinks
you look better in this dress.
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You're breathtaking.
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- You're stunning.
- Eh...
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- Really?
- You're glowing.
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I swear to God, I'm gonna tear
that fuckin' Nasty Gal apart.
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Okay. I'm ready.
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We've got movement.
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Just lick my ass.
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Was that directed at me?
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Oh, no. Talking about ladyshopper99.
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This bitch thinks she can get a refund
with some weak sauce excuse?
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"Dress is discolored." Please.
I know that shit was perfect.
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You wanna come at me, you best kill me.
Otherwise, I'm gonna fuck up your world!
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Hi. I'm Sophia.
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I'm Nathan.
And I love everything you just said.
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Well, goodbye forever.
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- What do you mean?
- Okay, I'll tell you.
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I can't afford
to be a student here anymore.
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Sorry, I just...
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I have a lot of creative energy,
and I don't know how to channel it.
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Not on my own, you know? I wanna...
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I wanna make art
that makes you feel something.
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Like when you look
at Monet's Water Lilies,
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or Van Gogh's Starry Night.
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Or... this.
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Take it in.
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You're not going anywhere.
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What do you mean?
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No one who feels as passionately as you do
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should be kept from a place like this
because of money.
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Not if I can do anything about it,
which I can.
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You're gonna give me $20,000?
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No, man. Come on. Please.
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I'm just gonna let you in. Give me this.
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Wait. You would risk your livelihood
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just so you could help me
pursue my dreams?
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Sure.
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I only got this job
so I can afford hernia surgery.
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Like so many other young vibrant women.
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My uncle had a hernia.
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- Hm.
- He's dead now.
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- Not from the hernia.
- Oh.
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From complications with it.
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So, what do you think? Is it art?
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- Yes?
- Yeah.
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- It is.
- Mm.
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Or is it?
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It's not?
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Is it?
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- No, seriously, is it?
- Oh...
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I need you to tell me,
because the teacher said it wasn't.
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Oh.
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- Please. Definitely art.
- Ah.
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Thank you.
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You know, I wish I could say
that was the first time
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that I accidentally stepped on a baby,
but, oh, I buried the lead.
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They opened a Jamba across from my waxer.
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So, earlier today I was able to pop by
for a quick sip and rip.
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Oh!
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Oh, I wanna be inside you.
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Discolored?
Does this dress look discolored to you?
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'Cause to me,
this color be a coffee stain.
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I'm loving your energy right now.
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Ladyshopper99 clearly spilled coffee
on this dress,
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and then had the nerve to send it back.
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Well, stained, discolored, whatever it is,
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it's mine now.
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Oh, my God, this dress is heaven.
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I could so walk down the aisle
wearing this.
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- And marry who?
- I don't know.
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Dax? Buzz Aldrin? Your dad?
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I'm gonna let that go
because I'm pissed at someone else.
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God, I wanna fuck an astronaut so bad.
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Hey, unrelated,
have you seen Failure to Launch?
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Mm-mm.
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It's an okay movie,
but then they go play paintball,
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and, no joke, it goes on
for, like, two and a half hours.
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Okay. Listen to this malarkey.
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"We've been working tirelessly
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to set up the home
for my wedding this Saturday."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Now I have to find a replacement dress,
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but when I find the time,
expect a scathing review."
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Eh...? Wh...? Uh...?
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Shit. I just started this thing.
She cannot do this to me.
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There's no small chance
you just missed the stain?
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- Hell no.
- Okay.
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But this isn't about me being right
or her being a lying sack of shit.
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Okay. I know what I'm gonna do.
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I will assure ladyshopper99
that I can get the dress cleaned
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and back in her arms before the wedding.
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Or you let me keep the dress
and you kill ladyshopper99.
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Hmm...
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Here's the thing.
You get caught, you go to jail.
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But you're released early
for good behavior.
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I'm there to pick you up,
I'm wearing the dress. Bad decision.
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But you don't say anything at first,
so, I think I'm off the hook.
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But then, out from behind your back,
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I think you're gonna pull a knife,
and it's a bouquet.
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And Buzz Aldrin is there,
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and you've organized my wedding
on the day of your prison release.
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You're a really good friend.
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Yep, that's definitely a stain.
Looks recent.
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I knew it.
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My first guess was coffee,
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but on closer inspection,
I'm positive it's Coke.
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Hm.
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- Diet Coke.
- Do you think you could get it out?
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Miss... we are the best.
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You want the worst,
you go to my brother's.
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- You want the best, stay where you are.
- Got it.
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I thought all dry cleaners
were pretty much the same.
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That kind of statement would be hurtful
to a less confident man.
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So, Diet Coke, huh?
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Yes, I will get this out, no problem.
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The dress will be ready end
of the day Friday.
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Whoa. That's cutting it a little close.
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Do you think you could have it faster,
since you're the best?
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End of the day Friday.
Anywhere else would take longer.
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My shit brother's place? Two weeks.
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Jesus, what the hell happened
between you and your brother?
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He is the worst.
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Shouldn't have taken the bait. Okay.
I'll be back to pick this up on Friday.
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Thank you. You are in good hands.
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- Edwin, don't you mean the best?
- Best hands.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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What's wrong with Melissa?
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It's Marissa.
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If you wanna live to see another
Chrismukkah, shut your pretty mouth.
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- Aw, you're too cute to...
- I'm not fucking kidding around.
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All right. All right, cool it.
He's got her out of the car.
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They'll kiss, she'll smile,
we'll check in with Seth and Summer
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because they're way more interesting.
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And then they'll head home and get
a great big hug from Peter Eyebrows.
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God, I hope you're right.
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Marissa. Marissa.
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Marissa.
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Who the hell?
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Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
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- Nasty Gal Vintage, Sophia speaking.
- What?
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Yep.
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Ladyshopper99,
I am so happy you still want the dress.
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Yes. Oh, please, no, no, no.
You live so close.
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I promise you I will have that dress ready
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and in your hands
well before you walk down the aisle.
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What is happening?
Somebody do something.
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Yes. Discolorations can be difficult
to see in certain kinds of light.
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Great suggestion.
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I will have my bulbs looked at.
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- Marissa.
- No, you're right.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit, she's dead?
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That Melissa chick important?
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Yeah. She's not just, like,
a character on a show, okay?
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- She's also really pretty.
- Thank you so, so much.
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- Sophia? Sophia.
- Thank you. We'll talk soon.
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- Bye-bye. Have a good one.
- Sophia.
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Sophia. They killed her.
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Those monsters killed her.
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I cannot believe I had a work call
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during the most significant TV event
of our lifetime.
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I hope this means they make
Taylor Townsend a regular next year.
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Who the fuck likes Taylor Townsend?
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- ID, please.
- Thanks.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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- Thanks.
- ID, please.
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Thank you. Proceed.
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Look at us breaking the law.
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The funny thing is
I'm not allowed in Blockbuster, either.
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I rented Cider House Rules.
Never returned it.
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I was trying to get my Michael Caine down.
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"These be the rules of the Cider House."
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Whoa.
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Promise me you'll say hi to me
in that voice every morning.
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As you wish, Sophia.
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Oh, my God.
Did you watch The OC last night?
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- Of course.
- Like, I literally just stopped crying.
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My mother started
a "Save Marissa" petition online.
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- You watch it with your mother?
- Of course. I live with her.
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- Oof. I'm sorry.
- Why? I love it.
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We cook together, we drink together,
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we spy on our shady neighbor together.
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Those apron strings are tight.
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No offense, but that's nuts.
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Sophia, you must come to my house
for dinner tonight.
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A home-cooked meal is the least I can do
to repay you.
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Thanks, but I have to deal with
that customer wedding dress return thing.
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Well, if you change your mind,
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we are the big gay house right across
from the 7-Eleven.
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Oh!
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You got the stain out. Here you go.
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Now, we had a small hiccup
with the beads,
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but I crawled around on the floor
for hours,
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making sure I retrieved each
and every one.
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Dude, what the hell?
I have a messenger coming
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to pick this up, like, right now.
I should have gone to your brother's.
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- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do.
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I'm gonna have to reschedule,
get a new pickup time.
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- You could always deliver it yourself.
- Yeah, right. To Marin?
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Yes. Reattach the beads, drive it over
and have it there by nightfall.
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Sophia don't do bridges.
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Edwin don't like tone.
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What do you mean
you can't pick up after six?
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You're a 24/7 messenger service.
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No, no, no,
I will not be put on a brief hold.
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Oh, good, you're back. Okay.
What was your name? Karen.
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Karen. What a great name.
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Now, why don't you just try to
put yourself in my shoes for a moment?
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What do you mean, you can't?
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- It's just a saying, Karen, jeez.
- No, no, no! No hold!
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Okay.
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Oh, hi. Hello, Karen.
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All right, let's just start over.
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How early could you pick up the dress
in the morning?
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7:00 a.m. Great. Not a minute later.
I cannot stress that enough.
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No, no, no. No hold. I'm done.
Except for this: you can't be late!
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Ow! Oh.
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Mom, she came!
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- Sophia!
- Sophia!
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- Come in, come in.
- Come in, come in.
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- Come in, come in!
- Come in, come in!
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So, now you can imagine
a five-year-old Nathan,
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running around the house
in nothing but his Underoos,
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wiping grape jelly all over the walls.
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Oh, my God.
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I was working with the canvas
that was available to me.
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00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:46,075
And that's, I guess, when I knew
that this kid was a creative genius.
244
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,660
- Thank you, Mama.
- You're welcome.
245
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,871
Remember the...
246
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,248
What? What?
247
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,501
The hand turkey?
My interpretation of the hand turkey.
248
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,087
Oh! It was graphic.
249
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,590
- Okay.
- 'Cause it was my penis.
250
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,217
- What?
- It was my penis five times.
251
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,680
I don't know. I guess I thought
it was more like the plumage or something.
252
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,723
I don't know.
253
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,184
I can't believe you'd say that
in front of your mom.
254
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,561
- I say everything in front of my mom.
- He did it in front of his mother.
255
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,772
- What do you mean, say it? Oh, my gosh.
- I did.
256
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:21,110
All right, so, when I finally go
and I take the grape jelly jar...
257
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,613
out of his hands and I was like, "Ah!"
258
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,074
He looks at me
with his little beautiful blue eyes
259
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,576
and he said,
"Mama, you are my best friend."
260
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,204
How cute is that?
261
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,331
I mean, I didn't have the heart
to tell him that, no,
262
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,709
indeed, I was not his best friend
because, at the time...
263
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,837
I had a best friend whose name
was Nancy Miller.
264
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,381
- Okay.
- Don't even say her name.
265
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,509
And Nancy Miller was my best friend
until she tried to convince me
266
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,595
that she introduced
Josh Groban's music to me,
267
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,265
which is not possible
because she doesn't watch the Today show.
268
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,643
- Mom. Come on.
- There's no way my cassette ended up in...
269
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,894
- her car.
- Come on.
270
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,899
The Four Agreements.
271
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,526
I'd take a breath, but she...
272
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,861
- I mean, she is one piece of work.
- Well...
273
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,238
- Nancy is...
- Bless her heart.
274
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,781
- Bless her heart.
- As we say.
275
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991
Nancy Miller's loss was my gain.
276
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,536
- Oh, for sure.
- Nancy's loss was my gain.
277
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,995
Fo' sho.
278
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,372
Fo' sho.
279
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,291
You two are a trip.
280
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,335
- Oh, we know.
- We know.
281
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,087
We know.
282
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,841
What about you? What's your family like?
283
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,552
Oh, um...
284
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,931
Well... not much to say.
285
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:36,102
My mom... is not around. Which is...
286
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:38,938
Yeah.
287
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,482
My dad, he...
288
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,819
He works hard, you know,
but he's pretty critical
289
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,320
of me, mostly.
290
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,408
You know, I can't imagine sharing
everything with him like you guys.
291
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,538
You know, I have this eBay thing,
which I think is pretty cool, but...
292
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,167
I know that he would just find a way
of making it seem like
293
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,544
I was doing it all wrong and...
294
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,631
I just...
295
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,927
I'm not even gonna mention it to him
until I can...
296
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,473
buy a big house,
like a dream house and...
297
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,391
a Corvette...
298
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,560
fucking Jacuzzi.
299
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,648
Really everything that Barbie has.
300
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,032
Sorry.
301
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,581
Come here.
302
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,542
- No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Come here.
303
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,420
Come here.
304
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,564
You okay?
305
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:05,983
Yeah.
306
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:13,199
Well, then let's get drunk
and confess our sins.
307
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,160
That fucking Miller.
308
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,291
Oh, my God!
309
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,504
Oh, my God!
310
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,346
That shit is so good!
311
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,473
Where's this from?
312
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,392
Bakersfield. Cool.
313
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,310
I had a boyfriend in Bakersfield once.
314
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,896
- That's nice.
- He tasted worse than that wine.
315
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,609
♪ You raise me up ♪
316
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,406
♪ So I can stand on mountains ♪
317
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,826
♪ You raise me up ♪
318
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:02,206
♪ To walk on stormy seas ♪
319
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,751
♪ I am strong ♪
320
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:11,048
♪ When I am on your shoulders ♪
321
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,594
♪ You raise me up ♪
322
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:23,519
♪ To more than I can be ♪
323
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,573
Hello?
324
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,159
I'm on time just like you asked.
325
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,038
Karen?
326
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,205
No.
327
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,457
Nathan.
328
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,419
What time is it?
329
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,546
Why am I still here?
330
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,090
And why am I not in the jeans
that I showed up in?
331
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,508
Oh, my God.
332
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,927
Ladyshopper99 must be ripshit right now.
333
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,680
Relax, you still have plenty of time
to get to work.
334
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,808
No, you spoon.
I have to get a dress to Marin.
335
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,770
I had it planned.
It was gonna get picked up
336
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,689
and then you two had to be
all nice and fun and loving...
337
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,067
God damn it, breakfast in bed,
who does that?
338
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,402
You won't find many people,
but we're out there.
339
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,112
Oh, stop being so nice.
340
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,826
- She's crazy.
- She pushed instead of pulled.
341
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,390
No, no, no.
342
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,809
No, no, no.
343
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,560
Fuck, shit.
344
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,187
Balls. Suck a dick.
345
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,190
Fuck my cock. God damn it! Agh!
346
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,704
Oh, my good Lord.
347
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,164
Come on!
348
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,791
Come on, Sophia.
349
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,335
You can do this.
You do not want a bad review.
350
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,170
A bad review is death.
351
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,381
Okay.
352
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,507
Here we go.
353
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:39,572
I am the problem!
354
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,491
I am the problem! I am the problem!
355
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,245
I'm not sure what's happening
but I'm moved, like beyond.
356
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,873
I am the problem! I am the problem!
357
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,756
Body cramp!
358
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,215
Body cramp!
359
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,593
I'm coming through!
360
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,043
Ladyshopper99.
361
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,171
Ladyshopper99.
362
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,633
You're okay.
363
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,512
Okay, make a right right here.
364
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:49,225
All right, now, as fast as you can,
get me to that door. Yeah!
365
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,853
Okay, okay. Right here, right here.
Perfect. Thank you so much.
366
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:53,938
Okay.
367
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,985
This will only take a minute,
so, stay right here, okay? Don't move.
368
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,995
Ladyshopper99?
369
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,580
Hello?
370
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,416
Okay.
371
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,694
All right. Okay, baby.
372
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,237
Mama's got you.
373
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,155
Okay.
374
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,493
Okay.
375
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,786
Bride?
376
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,538
Where is this bride?
377
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:53,747
Come on, bride.
378
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,791
Come on, come on, come on.
379
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,960
Oh... Oh!
380
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,924
I swear to God...
381
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,178
I'm gonna tear
that fuckin' Nasty Gal apart.
382
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,310
Okay. I'm ready.
383
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,230
We've got movement.
384
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:27,990
Ladyshopper99.
385
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:29,783
Nasty Gal.
386
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,620
Your dress.
387
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,001
I can't believe you're actually here.
388
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,339
Did you get the discoloration out?
389
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,757
Mm-hmm.
390
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:49,553
You better thank your lucky fucking stars
you got this to me in time.
391
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,306
- What's the hold up?
- I'm going to change dresses.
392
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,266
Just wear that one. Who cares?
393
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,184
I do.
394
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,436
This is my day, asshole.
395
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,981
When I'm in a stressful situation,
the best thing to do is to count to ten.
396
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:04,234
Oh, my God, Heather. Just shut up
and go back to fucking Florida.
397
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,611
- Courtney.
- Nobody here...
398
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:10,240
- You are sucking me dry. I have no money.
- Hey, wait. This is about me, Kevin.
399
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,160
I'm gonna need a Diet Coke
with a lot of lime.
400
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,392
Sophia!
401
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,851
- Sophia?
- Sophia!
402
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:39,061
- Come in.
- Come in.
403
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,064
Come in, come in, come in.
404
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,358
- This is for you.
- For me?
405
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,151
Yeah. Thanks for covering me at work.
406
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:50,698
- It was super cool of you.
- Oh, Sophia. It was a pleasure
407
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:56,328
and an exhilaration to be you for a day
and see art through a non-artist's eyes.
408
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,789
Okay. Again, thanks.
409
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,293
And since I sweated my ass off
in this thing, I cleaned it...
410
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:07,840
- and jazzed it up a bit.
- Oh, my God. Well...
411
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:12,511
call me the new mayor of Las Vegas.
I love it.
412
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:13,637
Wow.
413
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:14,638
Yeah.
414
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:18,308
Well, it's the least I could do after
being such a Nancy Miller this morning.
415
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,687
Stop it. You didn't "borrow"
my rice cooker for two years.
416
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,482
Did you get your dress back in time?
417
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:26,859
Yeah, just barely.
418
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:27,901
Was she happy?
419
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,278
I don't know.
420
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,279
We'll see.
421
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,407
Well, either way, I'm proud of you.
422
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:34,992
Mm.
423
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,041
Ooh.
424
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,838
Fo' sho.
425
00:25:58,849 --> 00:25:59,850
Mm.
426
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,999
This is Jay. Leave a message.
427
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:25,793
Hey, Dad.
428
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,211
It's me.
429
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:31,256
I've been wanting to tell you
that I got a job.
430
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,926
Like... a real one.
431
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,553
Where I'll get health insurance
and everything.
432
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,181
Oh, and, um...
433
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,726
I sold a dress online...
434
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,603
for a lot of money.
435
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,606
Like, real American dollars.
436
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,235
And I've been doing really good.
437
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,738
Well, Superman does good...
438
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,323
as you always tell me.
439
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,245
I'm sorry
that we don't see each other more.
440
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,456
I miss you.
441
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:08,502
To send your message,
press one at any time.
442
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,879
To listen to your message, press two.
443
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,298
To re-record, press three.
444
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,717
For more options, press four.
445
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,558
Hey, Jay. It's Sophia.
446
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,271
I was just calling to tell you
that I'm doing...
447
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,189
Doing okay.
448
00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,109
So...
449
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,402
yeah.
450
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:36,822
That's it.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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