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It looks like Neptomb has just moved
from Virghoul to late Capricorn,
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which would mean you should avoid
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any serious romantic
enstranglements for a while,
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at least until the end of the month
when Mercury turns retrograde.
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Hmm.
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Something about your horrorscope
isn't making sense.
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Let me see your hand.
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Yes, interesting.
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I'm not much at bleeding palms,
but your future seems rather cloudy.
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Kind of like the woman in tonight's tale.
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She's been contemplating
her scar sign, too,
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in a nasty nugget I call,
"A Slight Case Of Murder. "
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"Murder's a tricky business,"
thought Mulligan.
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"Almost as tricky
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"as love.
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"The end. "
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Yes!
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Hello, Sharon dear.
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I saw you writing away.
I didn't want to disturb.
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Cup of sugar?
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Mrs. Trask.
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I wish I could borrow
a cup of adjectives instead.
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How about a cup of brain cells instead?
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Don't think that I'm being pushy,
Sharon dear,
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but have you had a chance
to read my story yet?
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As much as I could bear.
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- Yes. Yes, I did, Mrs. Trask.
- Oh, did you like it?
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Well, let's just say,
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in the pantheon of mystery writers,
there's the greats,
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there's everyone else who's ever written
a book, and then there's you.
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Oh, it doesn't sound as though
you liked it very much.
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Agatha Christie can rest in peace
as far as you're concerned.
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Thanks for coming.
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You'll be pleased to know
I've become much more organized.
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I even know how my next story
is going to end.
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Mrs. Trask, I live by one hard-and-fast rule.
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In matters of murder,
never know the ending till you get there.
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Never know. Oh, I like that.
In matters of murder, never...
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Goodbye.
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Well, how is that husband of yours?
Is he still away?
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Thanks for the sugar.
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Christ, now what does she want?
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Nosy bloody idiot.
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You've had it.
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Sergeant Dimbleby?
It's Sharon Bannister here.
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I think I've got a prowler about.
Could you send someone?
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Oh, really?
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Thirty minutes? Well, by that time I...
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Yes, I see. Understand.
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Maybe there is someone.
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Oh, hell.
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- Sergeant Dimbleby?
No.
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Who is this?
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Well, it's Larry. Sharon, are you all right?
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Larry!
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I think there's somebody here.
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Honey, are you all right?
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Oh, my God.
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Sharon?
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They're coming in. They're coming in.
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Honey.
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Honey? Are you all right?
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Larry, you bastard!
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You used to call me biscuit.
Come on, admit it.
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When you heard my voice, you felt better.
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I should take this poker
and rearrange your organs.
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Now, get out of my house. Get out!
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You mind if I warm up a bit first?
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Your house? That's not a good sign.
Whatever happened to our house?
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The only place this was ever our house
was in your dreams.
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I get the feeling this separation's
been harder on me than you.
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Pity.
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Probably won't like the divorce any better.
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I didn't hear your car pull up.
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Oh, I didn't bring the car, pumpkin.
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I took the train to Chumleigh,
hiked the rest of the way.
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Hiked? It's 20 miles.
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Twenty-one, actually.
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I wanted to surprise you.
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You know how the local busy-bodies are.
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That damned Mrs. Trask.
No secrets with her, you know.
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Surprise, sweetie.
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This is a very sick joke.
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The only sick joke
I'm aware of is our marriage,
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but then again, I'm biased.
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I may have been dishonest with you,
but I never cheated on you.
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- Meaning?
- Oh, please...
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Larry, I think you'd better go home
and sleep this off.
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Not drunk, I'm afraid.
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Oh, I need the keys to your car.
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I'll call a cab.
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I don't think you get it, lamby pie.
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I'm driving your car out of here.
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And when I pass Mrs. Trask's place,
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the old bag will watch
after your headlights and think to herself,
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"I wonder where
Sharon's going this time of night. "
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That is almost clever.
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Oh, they'll find your abandoned car
in some roadside services.
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They'll search for a week or so.
But in the end...
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- Larry, you don't have to do this.
- No?
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Oh, I can imagine what kind of
settlement your lawyers will offer me.
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On the other hand, if you died now...
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Plus, throw in a posthumous best seller.
Qu'est-ce que c'est, snookums?
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Drop it, or I'll put a hole
right through that sick little brain of yours.
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Ooh. Ouch.
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That sounds like a line
from one of your stupid books.
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Some murder mystery writer you are.
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The safety's on,
you deceitful, two-timing bitch.
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Love hurts, doesn't it?
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Sharon?
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It's all right, Sharon.
I know where the spare key is kept.
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Sharon,
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I've got a little riddle for you.
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A box with no hinges, key or lid,
but golden treasure inside it is hid.
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Do you give up? It's an egg, of course!
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Poor dear, she's a million miles away.
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I'm sorry to disturb you, Sharon.
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It's all right.
I know where the eggs are kept.
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You know,
I've been doing all this research, dear.
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It's given me so many good ideas.
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In my next story,
the man dies with a gun in his hand.
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And as rigor mortis sets in,
his finger tightens on the trigger. Bang!
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The Murdered Murderer.
What do you think?
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Yes, well, I see that you're busy.
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To love, honor and obey? Nope.
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For richer or for poorer? Nope.
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In sickness and in health?
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Uh-uh.
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Till death us do part.
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Well, one out of four ain't bad.
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Joey!
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Joey?
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"Dear Cupcake,
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"I know I've told you in my letters
not to speak to me
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"for fear that my husband would find out.
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"But the time is coming soon when
this wall of silence will be destroyed. "
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All right.
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Joey!
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What?
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- Joey!
- Oh, bloody hell!
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I've told you, Mum,
I don't want you bothering me.
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Will you take these to Mrs. Bannister?
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I think she could do
with a bit of cheering up.
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Cheering up?
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Well, I've got a feeling
that she and her husband
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aren't getting on very well.
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Oh, he's such a violent man.
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I won't be surprised a bit
if he didn't...
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What?
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You know, pet,
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when we're alone together
and you're all quiet like this,
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I could almost fall in love with you again.
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Mrs. Bannister?
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Mrs. Bannister?
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Sharon?
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Right, then, my pet.
Where did you leave your car keys?
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Damn!
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Oh, my God.
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Sharon!
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You'll pay for this.
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Oh, my gods.
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Did Mrs. Bannister like her gingerbread?
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Anything going on at the house?
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Murder.
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Oh, that's wonderful.
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Perhaps I inspired her.
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- Hello?
- Hi, lover.
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You didn't hit me hard enough.
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You always were romantic.
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Sharon, where are you?
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By the way,
thanks for leaving the gun up here.
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I think I just figured
how to get the safety off.
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Bye, biscuit.
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- You...
- You...
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Who?
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That's it. What an idea!
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That's the answer.
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Is that the Trask kid?
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You're alive. Thank God.
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Cupcake's gonna save you.
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Cupcake?
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You call him cupcake?
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I haven't the slightest idea
what he's talking about.
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Give it up, you lying cow.
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I've read the goddamn postcard
he sent you.
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What postcard?
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I never sent you a postcard.
You told me never to contact you.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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For Christ's sake, Sharon,
I know you're screwing him.
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I wouldn't sleep with that moron
if he had the last erection in the universe.
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You bitch!
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My stomach.
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It's like it's on fire.
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Don't move, Larry.
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If you weren't sleeping with him,
what the flipping hell is going on here?
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That's what I want to know.
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Oh, dear.
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Call an ambulance.
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"Make the husband
think the wife is cheating.
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"Manipulate the boy
to fall in love with the wife.
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"Poison the ginger bread so the police
will think the boy's committed suicide. "
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It doesn't say anything on here
about calling for an ambulance.
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You?
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You did this?
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Of course, nothing quite went the way
I wanted it to.
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I was really very surprised.
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But you were so right, Sharon,
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"In matters of murder,
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"you never know the ending
until you get there. "
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Oh, I'm afraid you're empty, dear.
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You see, you see, the breech is back.
You see, research is so important.
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Please, I'll give you anything.
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How about your latest bestseller?
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I saw it on your writing desk.
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You conniving bitch.
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Oh, really?
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You'll get your sweater all messed up.
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I think I'll call it Death By Love Triangle.
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Do you like that?
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Looks like Sharon's due
for a little career change
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from writing novels to screamplays.
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But with a talent like hers,
I'm sure she'll just grim and bear it.
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Now I know what's bothering me.
You know, the zodi-hack never lies.
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You told me you were Sagittarius,
but the truth is, you're Pieces.
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