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UHH, I CAN'T STAND
SUSAN NOONAN.
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SHE'S SUCH A GOSSIP.
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DON'T EVER TRUST HER
WITH ANYTHING, DIANE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE ONCE TOLD ME?
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AND DON'T EVER
SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE
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'CAUSE I PROMISED HER
I WOULDN'T TELL.
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SHE TOLD ME THAT
HER SISTER WAS BORN
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BEFORE HER PARENTS
WERE ACTUALLY MARRIED.
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ISN'T THAT COOL?
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I HAD TO HELP YOUR MOM
WITH THE GROCERIES.
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OH, YOU WANTED TO HELP HER
'CAUSE I HAD YOU BEAT.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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COME ON. I HAD YOU
BY 5 POINTS TILL THE BUZZER CAME ON.
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I GOT TO GO, DIANE.
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THE 'RENTS
JUST CAME IN.
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NO WAY. TELL ME.
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WHAT DID YOU
BUY ME?
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NOTHING.
GET OUT OF THERE.
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DAD, I THINK YOU SHOULD
PUT A LIGHT OUTSIDE
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SO WE CAN PLAY BASKETBALL
AT NIGHT.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT A LIGHT ON YOUR DESK
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SO YOU CAN DO
YOUR HOMEWORK.
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DON'T DO THAT
IN THE HOUSE.
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DARLENE.
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DARLENE,
SET THE TABLE.
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I'LL DO IT!
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GO AHEAD, MR. SUCK-UP.
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NOBODY BUYS
YOUR GOODY-GOODY ACT.
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MOMMY BUYS IT.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, KID?
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IT COULD BE
PRETTY CLOSE THERE FRIDAY NIGHT.
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NO WAY.
JORDAN IS UNSTOPPABLE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
THINGS GET PRETTY HAIRY
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WITH FAT LEVER
AT POINT GUARD.
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OH, PLEASE.
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WHAT'S A POINT GUARD?
FORGET IT.
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MOM, I CAN'T REACH
THE PLATES.
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BIG GAME
FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY.
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WHAT KIND
OF GAME?
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BASKETBALL. HOOPS.
B-BALL.
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PULSES RACE AS
THE TOWERING CHICAGO BULLS
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PAY ME.
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MOM, I CAN'T REACH
THE GLASSES.
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HOW CAN SOMEONE
NOT APPRECIATE BASKETBALL?
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WELL, IT'S EASY.
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YOU JUST SLOUCH ON THE SOFA
NEXT TO YOUR HUSBAND,
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YOU WATCH THESE GUYS
RUN UP AND DOWN THE COURT
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A COUPLE HUNDRED TIMES,
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AND THEN IT BECOMES
ALMOST HYPNOTIC.
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YOU GET REALLY BORED.
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YOU'RE SITTING
THERE THINKING, "WAIT A MINUTE.
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I HAVE NO LIFE."
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THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT
BROUGHT TO YOU
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BY THE NATIONAL
BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION.
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I THINK I'M GOING
OUT WITH JIMMY ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
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TALK ABOUT
HAVING NO LIFE.
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YEAH, I BET YOU HAVE
SOME REAL MAJOR PLANS.
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I'M WATCHING THE GAME
WITH DAD.
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AH, THE SON
I NEVER HAD.
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HEY, I'M WATCHING
THE GAME, TOO!
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OK.
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HONEY, I INVITED
A FEW OF THE FELLAS OVER FRIDAY NIGHT.
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YEAH, ARE YOU
ASKING ME OR TELLING ME?
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OH, COME ON.
IT'S AN OCCASION.
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WELL,
LET'S BREAK OUT
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THE HARVEY'S
BRISTOL CREAM, SHALL WE?
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WHAT TIME'S
THE KICKOFF?
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TIP-OFF IS AT 7:00.
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WELL, YOU AIN'T GONNA
WATCH IT ANYWAYS, DARLENE,
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UNTIL YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
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REMEMBER, WE HAD
THIS DISCUSSION?
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YEAH, BUT THIS IS
A FRIDAY NIGHT.
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SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE
TO DO MY HOMEWORK ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?
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SINCE I GOT YOUR LAST
REPORT CARD.
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WELL, THE ONLY HOMEWORK
I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS WEEKEND
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IS TO WRITE A STUPID POEM
FOR ENGLISH.
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WELL, YOU CAN WRITE
A POEM.
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YEAH, BUT IT
HAS TO BE STUPID.
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OH, KNOCK IT OFF,
YOU GUYS.
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ANYWAYS, WRITING POETRY'S
KIND OF FUN, YOU KNOW?
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YOU GET TO BE CREATIVE
AND EXPRESSIVE.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE EXPRESSIVE.
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I COULDN'T CARE LESS
ABOUT POETRY.
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I JUST WANT
TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
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SO I CAN GET ON
WITH MY LIFE
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SO I CAN GET A JOB
AND GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE TOWN!
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BUT IF YOU COULD
BE EXPRESSIVE,
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
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HEY, HOW YOU DOING
THERE, SYLVIA PLATH?
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WHO'S SYLVIA PLATH?
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OH, SHE WAS
THIS BRILLIANT POET,
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FULL OF PASSION,
ANGST, AND WHATEVER.
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SHE INSPIRED
QUITE A FEW WOMEN. LIKE MOI.
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UH-OH. WHAT'S THAT?
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WELL, I WAS
IN THE GARAGE,
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AND I WENT
THROUGH THIS TRUNK,
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AND I FOUND ALL THESE
POEMS I WROTE WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE
IT'D HELP YOU.
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HELP? YOU SAVED ME.
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SO WHICH ONE
SHOULD I COPY?
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HEY!
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OW.
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"THE SKY...
DRIPS DOWN...
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LIKE DRAGON'S TEETH."
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"THE EARTH SIGHS...
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"BENDING TO MY TOUCH.
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I AM MELTING."
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YOU HAD TO BE THERE.
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WELL, I GUESS "THERE"
MUST MEAN MARS.
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WELL,
THERE'S OTHER POEMS IN THERE
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THAT AREN'T
QUITE SO EARTHY.
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WHY'D YOU WRITE THESE?
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BECAUSE I WANTED TO.
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WELL, I CAN'T WRITE
ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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"WRITE A POEM
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"ABOUT SOMETHING
THAT GIVES YOU A HAPPY FEELING.
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"FOR EXAMPLE--
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A TREE, A RAINBOW,
YOUR--HEH HEH--FAMILY."
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YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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YEAH, AS LONG
AS IT GIVES ME "A HAPPY FEELING."
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OH, COME OFF IT,
DARLENE.
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JUST 'CAUSE
YOUR TEACHER'S A LITTLE WET
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DOESN'T MEAN THAT
ALL POETRY STINKS.
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ANYWAY, POETRY'S
REALLY COOL.
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I LOVED TO WRITE IT
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WHEN I WAS
IN SCHOOL.
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT YOU WERE A NERD.
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I WAS NOT A NERD.
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DAD SAID
YOU WERE A NERD IN SCHOOL.
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WELL, CONSIDER
THE SOURCE.
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ANYWAY,
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE PEOPLE
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LIKE, YOU KNOW,
EDIE BRICKELL OR CHRISSIE HYNDE
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OR RICKIE LEE JONES?
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YOU THINK
THEY'RE NERDS?
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I GET THE POINT.
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SO, WHAT WOULD
MAKE YOU HAPPY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
A TREE!
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OK, DEEJ.
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YOU CALL US
WHEN YOU'RE READY,
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AND WE'LL COME
AND PICK YOU UP. OK, BYE.
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YEAH, GOOD LUCK.
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WHERE'S HE AT,
AT JANET'S?
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YEAH. JANET'S MOM
INVITED HIM TO STAY FOR DINNER.
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SAYS HE'S GOING
TO MARRY JANET.
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SHE PROPOSED TO HIM.
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CAN YOU BLAME HER?
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HE'S GOT
HIS DADDY'S CHARM.
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YEAH,
AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
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AH, WELL,
YOU TELL YOURSELF
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WHATEVER
YOU WANT, DAN.
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IS DARLENE OUT THERE?
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SHE'S DOING
HER HOMEWORK.
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IT'S A THEORY.
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YOU KNOW,
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
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WRITING IS SOMETHING
THAT DARLENE COULD BE REALLY, REALLY GOOD AT.
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I MEAN,
SHE'S EXPRESSIVE,
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YOU KNOW,
SHE'S CREATIVE, SHE HAS PENCILS.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HELLO.
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HEY, JOEY.
IT'S JOEY L.
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JOEY, WHAT'S THE WORD?
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ARE YOU COMING OVER HERE
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TO WATCH THE GAME
TOMORROW NIGHT?
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HEY, JUST TELL YOUR WIFE--
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ONE SECOND.
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LET ME TAKE THIS
IN THE HALL.
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SO WHERE'S YOU
AND WHAT'S-HIS-FACE GOING ON FRIDAY?
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OUT.
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OH, WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
A REAL GOOD TIME.
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YOUR DADDY AND I
USED TO GO THERE ALL THE TIME.
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ARE YOU GONNA STAY
HERE WITH DAD AND WATCH THE GAME?
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UH-UH. AUNT JACKIE'S
COMING OVER.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA DO?
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DRINK BEER
AND SHOOT AT MAILBOXES.
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COOL.
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GREAT. I'LL RESERVE
THE BLUE CHAIR FOR YOU.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
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ALL RIGHT.
BREAK IT TO ME GENTLY.
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HOW MANY?
FIVE, SIX TOPS.
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NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THEIR I.Q.s.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBER
OF YOUR NASTY FRIENDS
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THAT ARE GONNA BE
IN MY LIVING ROOM ON FRIDAY.
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HONEY, IT'S JUST
A COUPLE OF FRIENDS.
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WE'LL BE CIVILIZED,
I PROMISE.
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CIVILIZED?
YEAH.
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THIS TIME WE'LL COOK
THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH
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BEFORE WE EAT IT.
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HELLO,
HELLO, HELLO.
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HI, CRYSTAL.
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I FINALLY GOT
THAT EYE SHADOW YOU ORDERED--
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VIOLET ICE.
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OH, SO THAT'S WHERE
YOU AND JIMMY ARE GOING-- TO VEGAS.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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I GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO, DAN.
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NOW, CRYSTAL,
YOU KNOW I RARELY WEAR EYE SHADOW ANYMORE.
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BOYS ON THE JOB SITE
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GIVE ME SUCH GUFF
ABOUT IT.
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NOW STOP.
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HERE YOU GO.
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OOH, STALLION.
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HE DON'T NEED THAT,
CRYSTAL.
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HE ALREADY SMELLS
LIKE A HORSE.
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DON'T YOU, HONEY?
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[WHINNYING]
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WHAT DID YOU BRING ME?
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OH, BATH BEADS,
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MADE WITH REAL MILK.
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WELL, GREAT.
THEN WHEN I'M SOAKING AND I GET HUNGRY,
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I'LL JUST ADD
SOME CHEERIOS.
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ROSEANNE,
I GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO READ YOU.
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IT'S A POEM THAT LONNIE
WROTE FOR SCHOOL.
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I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D
GET A KICK OUT OF IT.
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"MY MOM.
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"BY LONNIE ANDERSON.
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"MY MOM THINKS ABOUT
ME FIRST AND HERSELF LAST.
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"WHEN I'M GETTING DRESSED,
SHE MAKES ME BREAKFAST.
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"SHE PUTS ME ON THE BUS
AND COMBS MY HAIR,
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"AND WHEN I'M AT SCHOOL,
SHE ISN'T THERE.
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"BUT SHE'S AT HOME
WHEN I GET BACK.
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"FOR MAKING DINNER
SHE HAS A KNACK.
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"IT'S NICE
WHEN SHE PUTS ME IN BED
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BECAUSE IT'S LATE
AND I'M TIRE-ED."
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"I LOVE MY MOM,
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"AND I'M GLAD
THAT SHE'S MY MOM
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AND NOT SOMEBODY ELSE
OR SOMETHING."
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ISN'T THAT
THE SWEETEST THING YOU EVER HEARD?
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00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,510
I THINK
IT'S GREAT.
232
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,980
OH, IT'S TERRIBLE,
BUT IT'S JUST SO SWEET, ISN'T IT?
233
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,615
IT'S ADORABLE.
234
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,683
HERE YOU GO, CRYSTAL.
235
00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,684
3.50, RIGHT?
236
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,185
THANK YOU,
HONEY.
237
00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,190
SO, WHERE'S
YOUR LITTLE POETIC GENIUS?
238
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,126
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
239
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,094
WHY, DARLENE, SILLY.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR YET?
240
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,596
HEAR WHAT?
241
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,031
WELL, MAYBE I OUGHT
TO LET DARLENE TELL YOU.
242
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,533
COME ON, CRYSTAL.
243
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:37,102
DARLENE'S POEM GOT PICKED
BEST IN HER CLASS.
244
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,105
SHE'S GONNA READ IT
FOR THE SCHOOL TOMORROW NIGHT.
245
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,106
IT'S CULTURE NIGHT.
246
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,073
YOU'RE KIDDING.
247
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:43,508
HOW COME DARLENE
DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING?
248
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:46,011
I HOPE I DIDN'T SPOIL
THE SURPRISE.
249
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:49,415
DARLENE,
WILL YOU COME DOWN HERE FOR A MINUTE?
250
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,984
SWEETIE!
251
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:54,486
WELL, SHE FINALLY
DOES GOOD IN SCHOOL,
252
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,988
AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN
TELL US ABOUT IT.
253
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,323
PROBABLY STILL IN SHOCK.
254
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,692
WHAT?
255
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:03,262
LOOK. LOOK, IT'S THE FAMOUS
PERSON AS A YOUNG CHILD.
256
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,697
HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TELL US?
257
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,333
CRYSTAL,
YOU HAVE A BIG MOUTH.
258
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,401
DARLENE.
DARLENE.
259
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,403
DARLENE.
DARLENE.
260
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,404
DARLENE.
DARLENE.
261
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,806
DARLENE.
DARLENE.
262
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,240
THIS IS EXACTLY
THE REASON
263
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,343
I'M NOT GOING
TO CULTURE NIGHT.
264
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,878
WHAT,
ARE YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR TALENT?
265
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,947
NO. I'M ASHAMED
OF MY PARENTS.
266
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,783
WELL,
SO IS EVERYBODY.
267
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,219
IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE THAT.
268
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,221
MOM, I'M NOT GOING.
YOU GOTTA SAY I'M SICK.
269
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,655
BUT WHY WOULDN'T
YOU WANT TO GO?
270
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,157
I MEAN,
THIS IS YOUR SHOT,
271
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,793
THIS IS LIKE WINNING
THE BIG GAME.
272
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,362
MOM, YOU CAN'T
MAKE ME GO.
273
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,364
AND IF YOU TRY
AND MAKE ME READ MY POEM
274
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,865
IN FRONT
OF THE GEEKOID MASSES,
275
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,366
YOU'LL HAVE TO THROW
A NET AROUND ME
276
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,371
AND DRAG ME OUT
OF THE HOUSE LIKE A DEAD SEAL.
277
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,272
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
278
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,340
TO GET THE NET.
279
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:57,349
YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU'RE JUST BEING PIGHEADED ABOUT THIS.
280
00:11:57,349 --> 00:12:00,352
WELL, I THINK
YOU'RE BEING PIGHEADED ABOUT IT, ROSEANNE.
281
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,853
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE MY DAD.
282
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,355
"WORK SMART, DANNY,
NOT HARD.
283
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,357
BE A SALESMAN."
284
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,358
I'M NOT--I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT.
285
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,359
I'M NOT GONNA PUSH
OUR KIDS LIKE THAT.
286
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:08,860
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO,
EITHER.
287
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,362
THEN WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
288
00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:12,797
ABOUT MAKING DARLENE
READ THIS STUPID POEM?
289
00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:17,235
IT IS CALLED POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT, DAN.
290
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,738
YOU KNOW, JUST ONCE,
IF MY PARENTS WOULD'VE EVER TOLD ME,
291
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,240
"HEY, ROSEANNE,
YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT,"
292
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,243
I MIGHT BE STANDING
IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW
293
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:27,246
MOPPING A BIGGER,
MORE LUXURIOUS KITCHEN.
294
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,685
IT'S WET!
295
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,154
GO USE THE PHONE
IN MY ROOM.
296
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,688
I'M TALKING TO YOUR DAD.
297
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,556
I DON'T NEED
TO USE THE PHONE.
298
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,592
OH, LET ME GET THAT
ON TAPE.
299
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,161
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
DON'T THINK
300
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,662
YOU SHOULD
MAKE DARLENE GO TO CULTURE NIGHT.
301
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,230
OH, YEAH?
AND WHY IS THAT?
302
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,298
BECAUSE
IT'S TOTALLY GEEKY.
303
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,300
I MEAN, YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE.
304
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,801
THERE'S PAINTINGS,
THE SCHOOL BAND,
305
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,303
READINGS, AND STUFF.
306
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,071
OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE ART?
307
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,140
YEAH. BUT STRICTLY
THE BOW TIE SET.
308
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,143
I MEAN,
EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK DARLENE'S A BIG SUCK-UP
309
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,244
IF SHE GOES.
310
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,311
WHY, THANK YOU,
MISS CONNER.
311
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,812
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
312
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:04,950
YOU CAN TELL YOUR CLIENT
SHE CAN GET HERSELF A NEW ATTORNEY.
313
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,351
SO YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE HER GO?
314
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,420
NOBODY'S MAKING ANYBODY
DO ANYTHING.
315
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,487
GREAT.
I'LL TELL HER.
316
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,989
BECKY, MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS.
317
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:14,994
IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO HELP AROUND HERE, JUST STAY OUT OF IT.
318
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,495
FINE. IF YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOUR KIDS,
319
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,497
I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO.
320
00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,998
SHE DIDN'T BUY IT,
DARLENE.
321
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,835
YOU WERE TERRIBLE.
322
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,403
I'M JUST GETTING FED UP.
323
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,405
WE OWE IT TO DARLENE
TO MAKE HER DO THIS,
324
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,839
AND SHE'S DOING IT.
325
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,275
THAT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE
I THOUGHT DARLENE HAD 2 PARENTS,
326
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,279
AND THIS WAS A DECISION
THAT BOTH OF THEM SHOULD BE INVOLVED IN.
327
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,347
WELL, LOOK, OK,
WE OBVIOUSLY DISAGREE,
328
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,349
AND WE HAVE TO COME
TO SOME KIND OF A DECISION.
329
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,518
AND ONE OF US
IS GONNA BE WRONG.
330
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:43,588
NOW YOU JUST GIVE ME
THE CHANCE TO BE WRONG THIS TIME.
331
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,092
LOOK, NO MATTER
WHAT WE DO,
332
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,526
WE'RE GOING TO SCREW
OUR KIDS UP.
333
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,231
YOU LET ME MESS UP
DARLENE,
334
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,233
AND YOU CAN HAVE BECKY.
335
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,537
WHAT ABOUT D.J.?
336
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,105
WE'LL FLIP FOR IT.
337
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,891
YOU KNOW,
THIS WHOLE THING
338
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,894
IS MISS MILLER'S FAULT.
339
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,896
IF I'D KNOWN ANYONE ELSE
WAS GONNA SEE THIS POEM,
340
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,898
I NEVER WOULD'VE
WRITTEN IT.
341
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:26,899
I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
342
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,400
YOU'RE NOT GONNA.
343
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,970
NO, BUT I AM GOING
TO HEAR IT BEING READ.
344
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,974
LIVE...AND ON STAGE.
345
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,042
PLEASE, MOM,
I'M BEGGING YOU.
346
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:40,045
I'LL CLEAN WHATEVER
YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN.
347
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,547
I JUST REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
348
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,549
REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
349
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,350
REALLY DON'T
WANT TO DO THIS.
350
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,286
REALLY?
351
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,354
COME ON, MOM.
352
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:52,858
I WROTE THE POEM, OK?
I DID MY ASSIGNMENT.
353
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,393
WHY CAN'T WE JUST
LEAVE IT AT THAT?
354
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,462
WHAT ARE YOU
SO AFRAID OF?
355
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,465
I'M NOT AFRAID
OF ANYTHING.
356
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,468
WELL, YOU JUST GIVE ME
ONE GOOD REASON,
357
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,469
YOU GIVE ME
THE TRUTH,
358
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,604
AND MAYBE I WON'T
MAKE YOU DO IT.
359
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,172
THE TRUTH?
360
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:11,709
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU USUALLY TELL ME.
361
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:15,280
THE TRUTH IS...
362
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,284
MY POEM SUCKS.
363
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:22,454
I WROTE IT
IN, LIKE, 10 MINUTES.
364
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,956
I JUST BLABBED IT OUT
ON A PIECE OF PAPER.
365
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928
IT'S A JOKE.
366
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,231
MISS MILLER
DOESN'T THINK SO.
367
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,799
WELL, MISS MILLER'S
AN IDIOT.
368
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,300
THE ONLY REASON
SHE PICKED MY POEM
369
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,469
IS 'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT
IT WOULD ENCOURAGE ME.
370
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,537
YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY SURPRISED AT YOU, DARLENE.
371
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,107
WHAT'S EVERYBODY
GONNA THINK IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP?
372
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,842
WHO CARES WHAT
EVERYBODY THINKS?
373
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,909
WELL, IF YOU DON'T CARE
WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS,
374
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,244
THEN WHAT ARE YOU
SO AFRAID OF?
375
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,716
DAN, COME HERE QUICK!
376
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:55,120
DARLENE'S SPEECHLESS!
YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!
377
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,792
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
378
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,628
WHAT?
379
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,898
I THINK...
380
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,903
I THINK
YOU'RE AFRAID
381
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,738
THAT YOUR POEM
REALLY IS GOOD.
382
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,074
I THINK
YOU'RE AFRAID
383
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,076
TO LET EVERYBODY SEE
THAT YOU'VE GOT A BRAIN
384
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,511
BECAUSE THEN
THEY'LL EXPECT YOU TO USE IT.
385
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,779
YEAH. RIGHT.
386
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,348
I'M SO SURPRISED
AT YOU.
387
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,350
I MEAN,
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
388
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,851
YOU'RE RUNNING
AROUND TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT
389
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:26,852
FOR EVERYTHING
YOU'VE DONE WRONG,
390
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,854
AND NOW SOMETHING
REALLY GREAT HAPPENS.
391
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:29,855
DON'T YOU WANT
TO ENJOY IT?
392
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,123
DON'T YOU WANT
TO GET UP THERE AND TAKE YOUR BOW?
393
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,927
NO.
394
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:36,995
WELL, FINE.
395
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,264
YOU DO
WHAT YOU WANT.
396
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,332
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D GET A LITTLE JOY OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW?
397
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,834
A FEW GOOSEBUMPS.
398
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,836
I'D BE PROUD
OF YOU...
399
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,838
BUT I DON'T
WANT YOU TO DO IT
400
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,407
JUST BECAUSE
YOU THINK YOU OWE IT TO ME.
401
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,008
OK, I WONT.
402
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,577
BUT YOU ARE
DOING IT.
403
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,578
WHY?
404
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,380
BECAUSE
I'M YOUR MOTHER, AND I SAID SO.
405
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:56,448
OH, THAT'S FAIR.
406
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,949
WHAT IF I FREAK OUT?
407
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,786
WHAT IF I FAINT
AND CRACK MY HEAD OPEN ON STAGE?
408
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,854
WELL, THEN EVERYBODY
WILL BE ABLE TO SEE
409
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,789
THAT YOU'VE GOT
A BRAIN.
410
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,264
[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
411
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,105
I HOPE WE GET BACK
IN TIME TO WATCH THE END OF THE GAME.
412
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,509
OH, I'M SURE YOUR DADDY
WILL GIVE US HIS FAMOUS HIGHLIGHTS SPEECH.
413
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,845
OH, NO.
414
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:27,912
OH, HI, DARLENE!
415
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,417
HI, MARTIN.
HOW YOU DOING?
416
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,918
WELL, I'LL
TELL YOU, DARLENE,
417
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,920
I'M NOT REALLY INTO
THIS HIGH-PRESSURE,
418
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,421
HIGH-VISIBILITY
STUFF.
419
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,590
I'M REALLY MORE
OF A RECLUSE.
420
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,959
YOU WANT TO GET
SOME PUNCH? YEAH.
421
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,827
GO AHEAD.
422
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,841
HI.
423
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:56,842
HEY, I MADE IT.
424
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,845
OH, ROSEANNE,
THIS PLACE STILL SCARES ME.
425
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,346
WE BETTER
TAKE OUR SEATS
426
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:04,349
OR ELSE THEY'LL
MAKE US STAY AFTER.
427
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,350
WHERE'S DAN?
428
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,352
HE'S BOYCOTTING
ON PRINCIPLE.
429
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,354
SO HE'S HOME
WATCHING THE GAME?
430
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,855
AMONG OTHER THINGS.
431
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,393
WHAT A BUNCH OF NERDS.
432
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:18,864
JOKE!
433
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:25,537
YOU THINK
I DID THE RIGHT THING, DON'T YOU?
434
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,605
YEAH.
435
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,607
SURE.
436
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,112
YEAH. I--I THINK
THAT SHE'LL PROBABLY
437
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,114
DESPISE YOU
RIGHT NOW,
438
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:39,118
BUT I--YOU...
DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO.
439
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,619
AND...
440
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,989
BESIDES,
SHE STILL LOVES HER AUNT JACKIE.
441
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,063
AWAY...
442
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,898
AWAY...
443
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,466
WHY...
444
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,967
DO YOU STAY?
445
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,906
FLY AWAY, BIRD.
446
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,708
IT LOOKS AT ME.
447
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,746
AND...STILL
IT HOPS...
448
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,715
AND HOPS...
449
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,785
AND...
450
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:14,852
HOPS.
451
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,856
FLY AWAY.
452
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,925
YOU GOT A GUN ON YOU?
453
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:28,333
IT SPREADS ITS WINGS...
454
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,834
AND FLIES AWAY.
455
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,337
AWAY...
456
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,842
IT DOES NOT...
457
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,344
LOOK BACK.
458
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,615
THAT'S IT.
459
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,157
CAN YOU IMAGINE
THAT KID'S HOME LIFE?
460
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,494
GET A LOAD OF THAT--
461
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,997
EMBARRASSING
YOUR KID IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
462
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,566
MOM DID THAT TO ME.
DRILL TEAM TRYOUTS IN THE EIGHTH GRADE.
463
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,069
SHE SAT UP
IN THE BLEACHERS WEEPING
464
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:08,073
AND PULLING THOSE
STIFF, USED KLEENEX OUT OF HER BAG.
465
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,578
DO YOU GOT, LIKE,
A MINT OR SOMETHING?
466
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,580
MY STOMACH'S
JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW...
467
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,583
OH, ROSEANNE,
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
468
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:22,087
OH, THAT'S SO CUTE.
OOH, OOH, OOH.
469
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,590
SHUT UP.
470
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,695
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THAT FINE RENDITION.
471
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:34,266
AND NOW, FROM MISS MILLER'S
SEVENTH GRADE CLASS,
472
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,868
DARLENE CONNER WILL READ
HER POEM.
473
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,947
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS.
474
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,949
BY DARLENE CONNER.
475
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,454
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS--
476
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,956
DARLENE'S WORK
WILL BE LATE.
477
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,958
IT FELL
ON HER PANCAKES
478
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,125
AND STUCK
TO HER PLATE.
479
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,497
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS--
480
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,433
MY MOM
MADE ME WRITE THIS.
481
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,435
AND I'M JUST A KID,
482
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,937
SO HOW COULD I
FIGHT THIS?
483
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,440
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS--
484
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,443
I LOST MY ASSIGNMENT.
485
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,945
MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY.
486
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,214
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT.
487
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,986
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS--
488
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,188
DARLENE'S GREAT
WITH A BALL,
489
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,256
BUT GUYS
DON'T WATCH TOMBOYS
490
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,892
WHEN THEY'RE
CRUISING THE HALL.
491
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,262
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS--
492
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,831
I JUST TURNED 13.
493
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,833
TOO SHORT
TO BE QUARTERBACK,
494
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,668
TOO PLAIN TO BE QUEEN.
495
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,972
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS...
496
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,409
I AM NOT MADE OF STEEL.
497
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,478
WHEN I GET BLIND-SIDED,
498
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,813
MY PAIN IS QUITE REAL.
499
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,885
I DON'T MEAN TO SQUAWK,
500
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:02,454
BUT IT REALLY BURNS.
501
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:05,457
I JUST THOUGHT
I'D MENTION IT
502
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,424
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS.
503
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,649
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504
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,653
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