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What? Not even symbolic? Okay, yeah, thanks a lot anyway. Bye. Well, we can�t get married, again, if we already are married.

Come on. I thought our marriage isn�t valid in Germany.

It isn�t. But it can get it legalized. Totally romantic by a form.

Wow. You Germans know how to party, huh?

Aww man, I was so looking forward to the dress.

Baby, you get that dress. Listen, we�re doing a party. That�s the �Kurt & Jasmin wedding recognition�-party. And there you get everything you want. Buckbord, dress, even a fake wedding, I don�t care.

That sounds great.

Do you wanna become Mrs. LeRoy?

What? Do you mean...?

Yeah, I mean will you take my name? You would make me so happy, honey. Everybody should know that you are my wife.

Well, at least for the groupies out there it would be a sign.

You�re damn straight! So... Mrs. LeRoy?

Yes, yes!

Yeah?

I love you.

Honey, I love you more, Mrs. LeRoy.

Seriously, the Mauerwerk suits us and the food is also great.

Whatever you want, baby. Really.

A big party with all our friends.

Yes!

Yeah!

Shit.

Man, he�s only waiting for us to argue.

No, baby, wait. Wait, wait a second. Come on. Hey, hey dude. Do you want a story?

Photographer: Yeah.

You can have it. Put on a film. Make a film, do it.

Kurt...

You ready? Come on, faster buddy! Okay, I know you guys always need new gossip. But Jasmin here, Jasmin is a wonderful person. And she�s my wife, forever. That�s why I asked her and Jasmin said �yeah�. Okay? And she�ll become officially Mrs. LeRoy. So, haters, get your own life. And that�s also for you. Hold on a second. Give it to me, give it to me. Fuck off!

Fuck off!

God, this is totally feeling ashamed for other persons.

The main thing is you�re still able to sleep.

What? Come one, that�s romantic!

No way.

Tuner, white suit, yay or nope?

Well, I�m not that fashion expert.

Hey Kurt, this is just embarrassing.

It suits you then.

Uuhhh, thank you, Anni.

Tuni, you have to prepare two champagner for us. Or three, also one for you.

For Mrs. LeRoy, yeah? The internet is quick and dirty, I can tell you.

Hey, Kurt really showed off the press.

Well, each to their own.

What do you mean by that? Huh?

What�s embarrassing if you touch my bum?

Oh, come on. Don�t let that bring you down.

Jasmin Hey, Anni is stressing about it all the time and now Tuner starts, as well.

Okay, then everybody stay home. Nobody comes to the party.

Great, so we�re celebrating on our own?

Yeah, why not? Just you and I. And the white suit.

Hey, white. White�s the only color that doesn�t suit you.

Yes, why not. It doesn�t matter. You also want one?

Yes.

Yo. Mhm, you know, baby, I�ve been embarrassing my whole live. Embarrassing is the answer. This is great. The best. Try it. Because, you know, you don�t have any other choice, you know. Soon you�re officially part of the embarrassing LeRoys.

The embarrassing LeRoys, what is that? The title of a book or a movie?

No, it�s rather an award

An award.

Award!

Aw... Sounds great. Would you stop slapping my bum?!

Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

No. No, stop it.

Bedroom. Bedroom.