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So now it's my fault they didn't let you in?

Do you even know how shitty it is when somebody you don't know disses you?

No, I don't. But do YOU know how shitty it is that somebody you've been trying to cheer up all night, for whom you've stood your friends up, pulls such a face the entire time as a thank you?!?!

- Anni! - Don't Anni me!

You pussy had better wake up! It's always about you: you are being dissed, you are feeling shitty, you are doing bad.

- I've had it with your fucking ego-trip! - Hey, I'm sorry! Anni... - Yeah, don't bother, Jasmin!

Anni, now wait!

Anni, hey, now wait up! Come on, let's just go party, okay?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to jump at your throat like that, but... man, there's a lot of pressure on me at the moment.

Yes, I know, so are other people. But come on, let's drink a beer to make up, okay?

Have fun!

Oh, come on! It's not working, Anni!

It's not that hard! Can you drink on your own?

How awesome!

Tell me, aren't you Jasmin? I know you from TV. Your girlfriend?

Yes!

Shit, eh?

What is it?

Hey, that's the dude from earlier!

Wicked! Dude, take a picture!

Oh God...

Cheese!

Got it? Awesome!

How awesome!

You smell like my mother

Yes, everything will be fine.

He didn't cope with your trend lesbian stunt very well now, did he?

- Have I actually apologized for that? - Ach, I'm not as sensible as uhm... some other people

Oh God, ey

Gossip - Jasmin's endless fear for her sick mother

Hey, now don't you let this kind of shit tear you down!

So...

Hey, come on, party continues. I have an idea

- Hey, where to? - Well, follow me - Oh...

Hey, I'm not doing this!

- Of course you are! Give me a boost, come on! - NOoooo

- Come on! - Anni, you can't do this!

- Man, you have to take these off! - No! Stop it, Anni, stop it! Have you lost it?!

All good?

Come on, I'll help you

No, you don't have to

Whatever, lesbian, eh?

I'm a cliche!

Lesbian!

Drama queen!

Lesbian!

Drama queen!

Lesbian!

How awesome is that, please?! �

Oh, it's so cold!

You are right

Well, I usually am...?

Yes, I should just leave my mother alone for now

I like that thought!

She has to get back to health first

That sounds so grown-up!

I am a grown-up! Even though I don't always act like that

At least not when a camera is nearby, eh?

Thanks for your honesty

Always at your service

Tell me, what's it like with you and your parents?

How do you mean?

Are you guys tight?

Do you really want to know?

Yes! Don't worry, I won't run and take it to the media!

Maybe that wouldn't even be the worst thing to do in this case.

Then they might finally be able to see what it's like for me with them

That bad?

Let's put it like that, you're not the only one who thinks I'm a trend lesbian

Hey, now just wait, thought, okay?

So that means your parents think this 'being lesbian' will pass eventually?

Exactly. And as long as I don't come there with a guy, which will never happen, my dad doesn't want to be in touch with me.

Crass!

- Yeah, you don't have to tell me - And what about your mother?

- Uhm, co-dependently homophobic. But always pretends to be understanding - How do you mean?

Did you hear that?

What?

Are those watchdogs?

No, security!

Go!

One, two, three

Dude, that was false alarm!

Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't want to be in the headlines again!

Yeah, 'Jasmin caught with lesbian', right

- I pegged you to take this a little more sporty! - Don't be a square!

Oh, this is so disgusting. I can't even take this off!

Hey, now don't you get any ideas!

Hey, why? I'm not into drama queens

Lesbian!

However, I do like dominant women

Whoa, it's so cold!