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Oh, the thing is fucking screwed yet again

Hey, Kathrin...

She declined the call again

That's what I'd do too, if I were her. Well, considering the telephone terror you've been doing for days now, seriously

I want to know how she's doing in physiotherapy

But she doesn't want to tell you. So accept it and leave your Mom in peace and quiet for once

And here we have some pics of celebrities at the brink of a nervous breakdown, even though love can be so beautiful!

And after the rain the sun shines. LJ wanted to beat someone up after his divorce again, and this photographer...

Tell me, have you ever been to Mater Frost?

What's that supposed to be?

A new club, in Mitte

No

And now to our dream couple, Kurt and Jasmin.

While Jasmin does her best as a pain in the neck in Ibiza in the reality show with her husband Kurt LeRoy, she actually deserves our sympathies.

Jasmin is fearing for her mother, who's been hospitalized after a stroke.

And that's the reason why Jasmin, who usually doesn't mind the cameras, has completely withdrawn from the limelight.

Let's hope her mom will be doing better soon... - Why are you even watching this crap?

It's obvious that's going to put you in a bad mood, isn't it?

End of story, we're going out! ...

- So, take a shower, put this on, we have to get going - I've told you I don't want to come along, Anni. - Jasmin, if you keep wasting away in front of television, that's helping neither you nor your mother.

Man, she won't pick up the phone anyhow. ...

Hey!

Hey, are you guys up to party?

Who do you mean?

See, you can take Dominick along

- Oh, no idea, main thing is party, but... - Yes... -Any other time, yes, but unfortunately today is girls' night out, and with you, that is

'Girls' night', what sense does that make for you guys? You're always chilling only with women anyhow

Jealous?

Bullseye!

Hey, what's up?

How's Kathrin doing?

Ey, guys, cut the depressive drivel, okay?! We have to leave

Hey, come on, pull yourself together! It's gonna be distraction

Frida is at Franky's and is drinking cocktails, we have to get her out of there later.

Oh, awesome, Rike is coming. You'll like her, she's a total drama queen too!

Yeah, great

Hey, it's totally weird you've never been to Mater Frost, it's THE shit!

Oh well

They start being really picky at the door at 10, 11 o'clock. People are beating a path to their door...

So what is your favorite club? Or are you not doing any interviews at the moment?

Yes, I am... I don't have one.

Fair enough. But great we talked about it! ...

Hey, do you have a beer for me?

Sure

Thank you...

Cheers!

Ha ha ha

It's alive after all!

Do you think she's hot?

Well, according to Dominick, she'd be an 8.

Hey, sorry, unfortunately she isn't into girls!

Wanna bet?

Hey

- Hey, crazy, how did you know?! - Instinct, doll

Are there also women where you can't tell?

Anything goes

Ey, wicked, do you also pick up when people are bisexuals?

Ey, that's what we all are anyhow

Now that's nonsense!

Why is that? Have you never had a thing with a woman?

Well, kissing around, yes. But that doesn't make me a bisexual at all!

And what if you were?

Ha

Good evening

- Hey - Stop

Okay, what's this going to be?

We don't want any D-list celebrities here

What?!

Hey, we want to party, have some fun. What's this celebrity shit about?

Really! Plus all of our friends are already inside. Do you want us to make them come back out??

You'd better get out of this line now

Have you lost it? What fucking kind of door policy is that? Just because someone has been on the media - that's totally irrelevant!

Is today bitch day?

What kind of douchebag are you? She's right, no one cares she's been on the media!

Do you want in or out?

Not without Jasmin!

Well then, get out of the line

Moron, dude

- Leave it be - But it's true! This is a really fucked up place!

Hey, there's free beer on the other side of the street! �

I really wouldn't have thought that of this place!

Hey, what are you guys doing here?!

- Well, we were going to go out, but... - Forget about it

Was it bad? I was having a great time. I was at Mauerpark, a thick jam session with about 50 people. I think I was the only person there who couldn't sing!

Then they gave me bongos and whoa...

Sick! Did you pretend to be a hippy?

I have no idea, but I was flying!

What are you up to now?

Uh, just some...

Date?

Yeah

Samantha?

Not really, but...

There she goes

Hello?

What are we going to do now? Should we go to the water?

Don't bother

What, you don't want to go home now, do you?

I didn't want to come in the first place; it's enough you made me come along this time

Hey, it's not my fault that dude was such a moron. But we don't have to let that ruin our night out

You already ruined it