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Experiment No. 1 Rocker-kun

Lab Science Club Experiment No. 1 Rocker-kun

Lab Science Club

Sorry I'm late.

You're REALLY late, Tanaka!

We've already gotten things started!

I'm sorry, Ma'am. Homeroom ran late, so...

Hmph! Well, fine. More importantly, take a look at THIS. I've finally finished it!

This is the ultimate in portable filtration. I call it, "Rocker-kun"!

FILTER

An original product, the result of of painstaking research: Rocker-kun!

Using this, one can turn even the most fetid of waters into an oasis,

like that which bubbles forth from a natural spring!

Huh...

Well, Tanaka? Pretty awesome, huh?

Now then! I present to you my own purified urine.

She's showing off her pee!

Put that away, please. It's gross.

Wha?! It's not gross at all!

Rocker-kun has turned even the foul waters expelled from I, Ueno – head of the Science Club -

into the scented liquids of a 3rd year middle school student!

You don't have to put yourself down like that...

And so! You must drink my urine, Tanaka!

Is this girl okay in the head...?

Wait, why would I drink THAT? What are you saying?

If you don't, you can't know the awesome power of Rocker-kun, right?

There must be some other way!

You sure are putting up a fight. You just don't want to drink my pee, do you?

That's right.

KAPPA SIGHTINGS

Listen up, Tanaka: Experiments like these

hinge on time, place, and opportunity!

When Rocker-kun becomes needed, it's a matter of SURVIVAL!

No matter the situation, your surefire water source, of the quality you need...

IS RIGHT HERE!

Could you not put that there, please?

Well?! Drink my fluids so that you may survive!

I'd rather not drink from those waters...

You have no sense of danger, do you? If this were Hell, you would've died long ago!

I wouldn't be in Hell unless I was already dead.

You've forced my hand...

Hey, Yamashita!

Start drinking my pee.

I could sue you for sexual harassment, Ma'am.

Now, now. Just try some first.

She doesn't want to!

Fine. I get it, Yamashita.

Normally, that would cost 100 yen!

You okay, Yamashita-san?

That pee had neither taste nor odor...

Yes!

Yamashita's tasted it, so now it's YOUR turn.

If she's already had some, that should be enough, right?

It's pointless unless YOU drink it, too!

Why are you making this all about me?

"Why?" You stupid...

What?

You dumb sonofa...

Of COURSE I want you to drink this!

Huh?

But why?

Tanaka!

I swear, you've always been this way!

I still don't get it.

So...You need me to drink your filtered pee to confirm your experiment, right?

Yamashita-san already did that, yet you still want me to drink...

Ah! So then...

You're being mean to me?

Just drink it already!

Drink it and be grateful, Tanaka! This is MY pee!

Look, what do you want from me?

I made this pee!

Drink, dammit!

Stop it! C'mon, that's dirty!

It's NOT dirty! It's been purified!

Still, it's pee. That's pee!

Okay, time out! Seriously, that's gross. It's REALLY gross!

Stop calling me "gross," you stupid idiot!

This is a difficult time for me!

This doesn't seem like the behavior of someone who keeps talking about urine..

Tanaka-senpai, you've gone too far.

I'm sorry, but she's acting pretty weird today.

My pee... All my pee! I tried so hard, and drank 10 liters of water to pump all this out!

She is indeed acting irrationally...

But I can understand her thinking.

I drank so much, I got all swollen!

Huh?

The truth is, she wants to be upfront with her feelings, but the thought has made her too nervous.

I think that's why she chose this mistaken route instead.

But it will be all right, Ma'am.

I'm sure Tanaka-senpai will come around.

Yamashita...

Senpai, THIS is how serious she is.

The rest is up to you. Please decide.

Nope, I'm not drinking that.

Dammit, Tanaka!

This is when you should have gulped it all down!

What's your problem, Tanaka?!

Huh...?

What IS your problem? You just stand like an idiot when someone says they like you?!

Actually, no one's ever told me that...

You've just been told! In the present progressive!

Huh? By whom?!

Just die already!

You certainly are cranky today. If there are no club activities, I'm going home.

Hey! Hold on one second! Tanaka!

That fool simply left!

How can he be so dense?!

He's been that way ever since he joined the club!

Eat me! Like that one time...

I Give YOU I give you. And that other time!

Then, when I was worried they'd shut down our club with the seniors moving on and it just being us two,

he was like, "I'm sure two will be enough." Tanaka totally didn't think anything of it!

Still...

That's what I like about him!

Ma'am...

Maybe you should just slip it into his water bottle next time.

No. I'm going to to mix it into his school lunch, then tell everyone over the intercom.

That's. Just. Cruel.

FILTER

LAB

LAB EXPERIMENT 2 KUMATANDER NO. 2

Be sure to hold it steady, okay?

Hey, are you listening?

You're not peeking up my skirt, right?

Hey, dammit!

You need to go along with the skit, Tanaka!

I'm not really a fan of the theater.

Who do you think I'm doing this for?!

That's enough. Please just give me the bullet points.

You sure are selfish, Tanaka!

I swear, it would be nothing but trouble if we lived together.

What do you mean by that?

Just forget it already, you damn fool!

Ahem. In any case...

As we just saw, scoundrels tend to focus their gaze on the lower half of girls' bodies.

One can infer that the reason for this lies in these frilly pleats!

It stands to reason that the expectation of PANTIES being under this thin sheet of draped cloth

fans the flames of carnal lust!

And so...

I present THIS!

Kumatander No. 2! It is capable of manipulating the mysterious dark matter of outer space,

allowing it to render a localized area completely invisible!

Let's do this. Switch ON!

Did it do anything?

There, Tanaka! Take a look!

Yamashita's glasses are brimming with dark matter!

Maybe they're just sunglasses...

Well? Pretty awesome, huh? Put simply, with one of these under your skirt...

the panty region, which up till now has been on full display,

can become like that of a figurine that has no intention of showing you the goods!

Okay, now for today's main topic!

Kumatander No. 2 can prevent panty shots...

but to what angle will skirt access be blocked?! Let's test it out!

We'll verify by lifting a skirt in 10-degree increments up to 120 degrees!

Tanaka, you'll be taking notes. For real, okay?

Understood.

We'll start from zero degrees.

RRRRUMBLE

Check. Nothing visible.

Wait just a moment.

You need to sneak a peek from down HERE.

Whaaat?

This will do. I can't see anything.

It won't do at all!

This experiment is to verify its preventative abilities!

You have to look in there! All up in there!

But no one would try peering up a skirt from directly below.

Just hurry and get an eyeful already!

You're being oddly stubborn about this...

I have NEVER heard a guy complain so much about being voluntarily invited to get up in a girl's crotch!

Let's see

Well, Tanaka?!

Ah. Yes, no problem. All is hidden.

Very well. So far, so good.

I can't see... Can't see... Oh, that's right! There's something I forgot to mention.

I have the utmost confidence in this device: thus, I can say with certainty

that getting a look up this skirt is impossible!

However, that makes for a rather humdrum experiment,

which is why I have given myself a form of handicap...

and I am wearing nothing underneath!

...What?

Good Lord, are you DEAD?!

I'm already looking from down here, so just lift it up to 40 degrees, please.

What kind of attitude is that to have when asking a girl to lift up her skirt, you bastard?!

HYAAAA!

Check. No problem at 80 degrees either.

Okay! Then it's time for the all-important 90-degree angle!

Normally, this angle would put one's panties on full display. You know what that means, right?

Well, Tanaka-kun?!

Okay, next in line, please.

You're quite good at playing the fool, Mr. Tight-Lipped Tanaka...

but I know you are already approaching the boundaries of reason!

You were a fool to step into the diabolical darkness of I, Ueno.

Regret it all you want, but it's too late!

Check. Can't see anything.

Be embarrassed already!

A girl just lifted her skirt all the way up when she's not wearing any panties!

You need to need to have a suitable reaction, you damn fool!

But, I couldn't see anything...

You should totally be imagining how beneath that darkness, THAT lies completely exposed!

What do you mean, "that"?

I mean THAT, of course! That! The one and only "that"! You know, THAT!

Please be more specific.

C'mon, hurry.

This idiot!

...don't.

Sorry? I can't hear you.

L-like, guys have a thing that girls don't.

Why are you suddenly spouting riddles?

It's not a riddle! It's a fact!

Then please show it to me.

Huh?

Yamashita, help!

I can't get a good look, so I'm going to switch this off.

What? What?!

YAMASHITA!