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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,998 --> 00:00:05,258 This is ridiculous. 2 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,686 Do you have any idea what time we get out of here? 3 00:00:07,806 --> 00:00:10,847 Nobody likes to work late. Least of all, me. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,134 - You have plans tonight? - No, I don't. 5 00:00:15,254 --> 00:00:17,798 Remember when you told us not to make plans 'cause we were working? 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,305 Yes, I remember. 7 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:23,151 This is B.S. This is B.S. 8 00:00:23,313 --> 00:00:24,444 Why are we here? 9 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:26,112 I am gonna call corporate. 10 00:00:26,232 --> 00:00:27,948 Enough is enough. I'm... 11 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:29,783 God, I'm so mad! 12 00:00:29,943 --> 00:00:32,308 This is Michael Scott, Scranton. 13 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:33,578 We don't wanna work. 14 00:00:33,973 --> 00:00:35,143 No, we don't! 15 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,415 It's not fair to these people! 16 00:00:38,189 --> 00:00:41,337 These people are my friends, and I care about them! 17 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:43,416 We're not gonna do it! 18 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,680 Everybody, I just got off the horn with corporate, 19 00:00:48,002 --> 00:00:52,639 and basically I told them where they could stick their overtime assignment. 20 00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,377 - Go enjoy your friday. - Thank you, Michael. 21 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,063 - I think we dodged a bullet there. - I think you did. 22 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:00,597 I think we should celebrate. 23 00:01:00,717 --> 00:01:03,844 How about you, Pam, mi casa... A little dinner, dancing, drinks? 24 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,819 - Oh, I... - You said you didn't have plans. 25 00:01:08,673 --> 00:01:10,139 That's what you said. 26 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:14,515 Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least nine times. 27 00:01:14,635 --> 00:01:17,181 An every time, we've been able to get out of it. 28 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:19,471 But I've got to give him credit. 29 00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:21,030 He got me. 30 00:01:21,359 --> 00:01:23,673 Because I'm starting to suspect 31 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:26,172 that there was no assignment from corporate. 32 00:01:26,334 --> 00:01:28,299 Michael, what time should I be arriving? 33 00:01:29,268 --> 00:01:30,522 Dwight, it's couples only. 34 00:01:30,642 --> 00:01:32,980 And besides, I only have six wine glasses. 35 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,476 So it will be me and Jan, and Pam and Jim. 36 00:01:35,969 --> 00:01:38,143 And Angela and Andy. 37 00:01:40,608 --> 00:01:44,191 Does it bother me that I wasn't invited to Michael's dinner party? 38 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:57,170 T 39 00:01:57,171 --> 00:01:57,270 Tr 40 00:01:57,271 --> 00:01:57,370 Tra 41 00:01:57,371 --> 00:01:57,470 Tran 42 00:01:57,471 --> 00:01:57,570 Trans 43 00:01:57,571 --> 00:01:57,670 Transc 44 00:01:57,671 --> 00:01:57,770 Transcr 45 00:01:57,771 --> 00:01:57,870 Transcri 46 00:01:57,871 --> 00:01:57,970 Transcrip 47 00:01:57,971 --> 00:01:58,070 Transcript 48 00:01:58,071 --> 00:01:58,170 Transcript 49 00:01:58,171 --> 00:01:58,270 Transcript: 50 00:01:58,271 --> 00:01:58,370 Transcript: 51 00:01:58,371 --> 00:01:58,470 Transcript: S 52 00:01:58,471 --> 00:01:58,570 Transcript: Sw 53 00:01:58,571 --> 00:01:58,670 Transcript: SwS 54 00:01:58,671 --> 00:01:58,770 Transcript: SwSu 55 00:01:58,771 --> 00:01:59,070 Transcript: SwSub 56 00:01:59,071 --> 00:01:59,170 Transcript: SwSub S 57 00:01:59,171 --> 00:01:59,270 Transcript: SwSub Sy 58 00:01:59,271 --> 00:01:59,370 Transcript: SwSub Syn 59 00:01:59,371 --> 00:01:59,470 Transcript: SwSub Sync 60 00:01:59,471 --> 00:01:59,570 Transcript: SwSub Synch 61 00:01:59,571 --> 00:01:59,670 Transcript: SwSub Synchr 62 00:01:59,671 --> 00:01:59,770 Transcript: SwSub Synchro 63 00:01:59,771 --> 00:01:59,789 Transcript: SwSub Synchro 64 00:01:59,951 --> 00:01:59,970 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: 65 00:01:59,971 --> 00:02:00,070 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: 66 00:02:00,071 --> 00:02:00,170 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: D 67 00:02:00,171 --> 00:02:00,270 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: Da 68 00:02:00,271 --> 00:02:00,370 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: Dar 69 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:00,470 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: DarK 70 00:02:00,471 --> 00:02:00,570 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: DarKs 71 00:02:00,571 --> 00:02:02,583 Transcript: SwSub Synchro: DarKsh 72 00:02:24,481 --> 00:02:25,840 - Hi. - Hello. 73 00:02:26,226 --> 00:02:28,007 - How are you? - Come on in. 74 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,284 - Good to see you. - Chilly, huh? 75 00:02:30,404 --> 00:02:32,193 I'm so glad we finally... 76 00:02:32,313 --> 00:02:34,131 Finally got to do this with you guys. 77 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:35,497 This is great. 78 00:02:35,617 --> 00:02:36,995 You want to... 79 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:39,835 - take their coats, babe? - Yes, I would. 80 00:02:39,955 --> 00:02:42,458 So what have you been doing? 81 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,768 Let's see, since I saw you an hour ago? 82 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:47,470 I have been getting ready, and then driving over here. 83 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,673 Well, we've been doing pretty much the same thing. 84 00:02:49,793 --> 00:02:51,532 - Really? - Except driving. 85 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:52,798 We... 86 00:02:53,463 --> 00:02:54,843 We got you this. 87 00:02:55,873 --> 00:02:56,903 Thank you. 88 00:02:57,239 --> 00:02:59,849 This will be great to cook with... really. 89 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:01,810 Well, have a seat, or come on in or... 90 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:05,522 I don't know, make yourself to home. This is our casa. 91 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,801 Really nice. 92 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,901 So what you guys think? Should we do the tour first or have appetizers first? 93 00:03:10,061 --> 00:03:11,586 Tour. Let's do the tour first. 94 00:03:12,299 --> 00:03:14,030 You've a preference, babe? Upstairs first? 95 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:16,806 - Totally your call, babe. - All right, well, let's go then. 96 00:03:16,926 --> 00:03:18,232 I say upstairs. 97 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:21,487 You guys doing a little construction? 98 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:23,727 Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door. 99 00:03:23,847 --> 00:03:26,736 Yeah, so sorry about this god-awful carpet. 100 00:03:26,856 --> 00:03:29,074 We are still a work in progress here. 101 00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:32,102 This is my office. 102 00:03:32,222 --> 00:03:34,009 Yep. Never been used. 103 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:35,593 - Not super-exciting. - No. 104 00:03:35,755 --> 00:03:38,036 - And this is my work space. - This is it. 105 00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:39,556 Check that out. You smell it? 106 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,977 As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here. 107 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,020 So you have an office and a work space. 108 00:03:46,222 --> 00:03:49,543 I do, you know. I just... I cannot create in the same space 109 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,790 that I conduct business. I'm sure that you're the same with your odles. 110 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:53,927 Smell. 111 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:56,322 It's fire. 112 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:57,858 - Bonfire. - Bond! 113 00:03:57,978 --> 00:04:00,065 - Men love this one. - James bond fire! 114 00:04:00,185 --> 00:04:03,062 I am Bond fire... James Bond fire. 115 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:04,227 Michael Scott! 116 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:08,675 When I get frustrated, or irritated or... 117 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:12,420 angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles! 118 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:14,007 And it just goes away. 119 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:15,925 - Just like that. - Yeah. 120 00:04:16,217 --> 00:04:18,641 So this is the master bedroom. 121 00:04:18,761 --> 00:04:21,752 And these walls, they used to be, like white, like an asylum. 122 00:04:21,872 --> 00:04:24,649 So I wanted it to be softer so I had it painted in eggshell white. 123 00:04:24,769 --> 00:04:28,446 Guess what. White and eggshell white are exactly the same color. 124 00:04:29,087 --> 00:04:30,397 - Babe... - Exactly. 125 00:04:30,558 --> 00:04:32,641 I thought you said that you were gonna tidy things up. 126 00:04:32,761 --> 00:04:34,068 Well, I... 127 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,461 Shame on you. 128 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:41,073 - What a cute bench. - Thanks. That's my bed. 129 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,954 Jan has, uh, some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy. 130 00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:46,441 Really? 'Cause... 131 00:04:46,806 --> 00:04:49,352 It seems pretty narrow... and short. 132 00:04:49,472 --> 00:04:51,955 It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at that! 133 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:54,894 See? It fits perfectly. 134 00:04:58,461 --> 00:05:00,094 I finally 135 00:05:00,254 --> 00:05:02,401 broke down and bought myself 136 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:05,319 a plasma TV. 137 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:07,226 Check it out. 138 00:05:07,388 --> 00:05:09,520 I actually hung this on the wall myself. 139 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,518 - That's good. - I wanna show you something. 140 00:05:11,638 --> 00:05:13,984 A lot of people in the room, you need more space... 141 00:05:14,549 --> 00:05:16,277 voila. Right into the wall. 142 00:05:17,374 --> 00:05:18,821 Sometimes, I will just 143 00:05:19,469 --> 00:05:22,044 stand here and watch television for hours. 144 00:05:22,164 --> 00:05:23,177 I love it. 145 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:25,119 I love this TV. 146 00:05:25,887 --> 00:05:28,162 And I also built this table. 147 00:05:28,533 --> 00:05:31,939 - What is that, chestnut? - No, it's either pine of nordic cherry. 148 00:05:32,059 --> 00:05:33,127 It's pine. Yeah. 149 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,213 I'm just terrible at this stuff, so that's cool. 150 00:05:35,373 --> 00:05:36,881 - Really? - Yeah. 151 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:39,064 Yeah, he tried to set up my Tivo for me, 152 00:05:39,184 --> 00:05:41,094 but then I didn't have audio for a week. 153 00:05:41,595 --> 00:05:44,541 If you ever need any help, I'm just a phone call away. 154 00:05:44,942 --> 00:05:46,144 I bet you are. 155 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,212 Well, I saw... 156 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:50,436 Oh, your dundies. 157 00:05:50,556 --> 00:05:53,398 I'm surprised they're not out on a coffee table for everybody to see. 158 00:05:53,746 --> 00:05:55,242 They was between... 159 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:58,361 the neon bier sign and the dundies. 160 00:05:58,521 --> 00:06:00,621 So I said, "Honey, keep the trophies." 161 00:06:00,741 --> 00:06:04,719 Oh, honey, I have the best trophy right here. 162 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:06,399 Aside from my dundies. 163 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:10,449 - Oh, excuse us just a second. - I'll get it. 164 00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:13,074 So glad we were finally able to do this. 165 00:06:13,194 --> 00:06:14,855 - So glad we... - No. No. 166 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,642 - Okay. - Tuna! 167 00:06:17,123 --> 00:06:19,774 What's up, Tuna? We gonna have some tuna for dinner? 168 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,552 I bet you're sick of tuna. You've probably tuna every night. 169 00:06:22,712 --> 00:06:24,376 All right. Tuna. 170 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:26,222 These are for you. 171 00:06:26,658 --> 00:06:28,308 - Oh, how thoughtful. - Very nice. 172 00:06:28,468 --> 00:06:31,236 Except for one flower, which is for... 173 00:06:31,736 --> 00:06:32,795 my flower. 174 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,134 What am I supposed to do with this? 175 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:39,110 How'bout we do the short tour, and then I'll start dinner? 176 00:06:39,712 --> 00:06:42,655 Oh, I can help starting dinner, if you need it. 177 00:06:42,817 --> 00:06:46,284 The osso buco needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else's done. 178 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:50,538 Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like 4:00? 179 00:06:51,173 --> 00:06:55,271 You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don't even start eating until midnight. 180 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:56,711 When in Rome. 181 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:59,283 You have a preference? Upstairs first? 182 00:06:59,403 --> 00:07:01,464 - Whatever you say, babe. - Follow me. 183 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:02,680 All right. 184 00:07:05,319 --> 00:07:07,271 How'bout a toast? Shall I? 185 00:07:07,764 --> 00:07:09,494 Here's to good friends. 186 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,555 - Cheers. - Cheers. 187 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,441 Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth. 188 00:07:20,568 --> 00:07:21,673 What was that? 189 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:24,105 So music? Should we turn some music... 190 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:25,616 That sounds good. 191 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:28,618 Do you guys remember my old assistant, Hunter? 192 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:31,162 He is an excellent song writer. 193 00:07:31,322 --> 00:07:32,631 Wait to hear this. 194 00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:34,419 Okay, here we go. 195 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:40,287 You took me by the hand 196 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:44,077 Just made me a man 197 00:07:44,513 --> 00:07:46,230 That one night 198 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:50,971 You made everything all right 199 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,560 So raw, 200 00:07:54,722 --> 00:07:58,189 So right All night, all right 201 00:07:58,349 --> 00:07:59,796 Oh yeah! 202 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:04,654 So raw, so right, 203 00:08:04,814 --> 00:08:08,329 All night, all right Oh yeah! 204 00:08:11,988 --> 00:08:13,920 You know what? Hunter was a terrible assistant. 205 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,263 - That's why Ryan fired him. - He's probably just as reliable as Pam, 206 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:19,669 because it usually takes you an afternoon to get back to me. 207 00:08:19,829 --> 00:08:22,695 Sometimes I think she olds on to faxes. 208 00:08:25,362 --> 00:08:28,516 I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. 209 00:08:28,902 --> 00:08:31,155 Which I realize is a lot to ask for. 210 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:33,429 At a dinner party. 211 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:35,868 - Cow. - No, it's a... hump. 212 00:08:36,111 --> 00:08:37,416 There's a hump. 213 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,773 - Joe Camel. - Yes! 214 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,315 Okay, yes. First name of that animal, 215 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:44,777 and the second name is the state where Helena is the capital. 216 00:08:44,939 --> 00:08:45,946 Montana. 217 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:48,281 - Joe Montana? - Yes! Yes! 218 00:08:48,441 --> 00:08:50,366 - Time's up! - All right, two pieces! 219 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:52,160 Why don't say 49ers quarterbacks? 220 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,578 All right, my... my... 221 00:08:53,738 --> 00:08:54,671 My... my turn! 222 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:56,747 My... my... my... my turn! 223 00:08:57,007 --> 00:08:58,541 My... my... my... my turn! 224 00:08:58,701 --> 00:09:00,890 Babe, can you just, like, really... 225 00:09:01,569 --> 00:09:03,445 - You're just, like, really... - What? 226 00:09:03,565 --> 00:09:05,173 - What? - Could you just simmer down? 227 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,500 - I'm just making people laugh. - No. 228 00:09:07,856 --> 00:09:10,496 - Yes, I was watching Jim's face. - I was watching Jim. 229 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,148 And he was laughing. 230 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:13,890 No smile. 231 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:15,954 Look at him. He's laughing. 232 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:20,238 Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game. 233 00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:24,044 And it's called, "Let's see how incomfortable we can make our guests." 234 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,446 And they're both winning. 235 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,149 So I am going to make a run for it. 236 00:09:29,451 --> 00:09:33,325 I just got a message from my landlord. Apparently, my apartment flooded. 237 00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:35,328 - Something with the sprinkler. - Oh, no! 238 00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:38,142 Pam, we should probably get going to see the damage. 239 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:40,625 - Okay. - You don't need two of you to do that. 240 00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:45,833 That's true... 241 00:09:47,617 --> 00:09:50,509 Dinner sounded delicious. Pam, I'll see you at home. Thank you so much. 242 00:09:50,671 --> 00:09:54,013 Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to abandon this party here all by itself. 243 00:09:54,175 --> 00:09:55,932 I don't know, everything I own is there. 244 00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:59,060 You can buy new stuff, but you can't buy a new party. 245 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,604 That's true. That is a great point. 246 00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:02,855 Come on down here. 247 00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:08,653 Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends, 248 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:12,428 and we're not gonna think about all your stuff being destroyed. All right? 249 00:10:12,548 --> 00:10:15,076 - Michael, you're up. - Here we go. This is gonna be fun. 250 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:16,484 - Ready... - Go! 251 00:10:16,604 --> 00:10:18,913 All right. First name is Tom. 252 00:10:19,073 --> 00:10:21,749 No, no, no. No names. No names, no rhyme no soundalikes. 253 00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:24,295 All right, okay. You're getting into my head! 254 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,466 First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise. 255 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,297 He goes on a caribbean cruise. 256 00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:29,905 - I don't know. - Katie Holmes. 257 00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:32,843 - No, but he's married to her! - Oh, Dawson's Creek. 258 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,921 No, it has to be a real person Jim. Come on! 259 00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,554 No, no, I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. 260 00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:43,896 - Rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger. - No rhyming! 261 00:10:44,056 --> 00:10:45,408 Not really a rhyme. 262 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:46,816 Another clue! 263 00:10:46,976 --> 00:10:49,149 Okay, he's the governor of California. 264 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,456 - He is the terminator. - Those aren't helpful. 265 00:10:51,576 --> 00:10:53,281 - Tom Cruise! - Time! 266 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:56,214 God! Does anybody read the paper?! 267 00:11:04,962 --> 00:11:06,002 Here you go. 268 00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:08,208 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 269 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,607 I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. 270 00:11:23,774 --> 00:11:27,189 The, um... sliding glass door shattered. 271 00:11:27,351 --> 00:11:28,810 - So... - It's okay. 272 00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:32,744 It's actually a really cute story. 273 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,780 Do you wanna tell it, babe or should I tell it? 274 00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:36,949 - I don't like that story, babe. - Come on! 275 00:11:37,111 --> 00:11:41,151 It's a cute stor... Michael ran through the sliding glass door 276 00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:44,415 because he thought he heard the ice cream truck. 277 00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:45,901 Stop. Stop it! 278 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:49,098 I mean, I like ice cream, okay? Sue me. 279 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:51,356 Oh, no, don't. 280 00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:54,216 I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. 281 00:11:54,378 --> 00:11:56,429 She loves to sue. 282 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:59,096 She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, 283 00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:03,267 that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible. 284 00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:05,212 You are so right. You are so right! 285 00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:08,189 Because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges. 286 00:12:08,712 --> 00:12:11,942 And I moved in and I cleaned it, so I guess that makes me the devil. 287 00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,945 You are! She is! 288 00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,490 She is the devil! I'm in hell! 289 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:21,202 - I'm burning. Help me. - You shouldn't joke about that. 290 00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,886 - Is there more wine in the kitchen? - I will get it. I will get it. 291 00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:26,068 What kind of hostess would I be if... 292 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,230 - It's okay... - No, no. In fact, you know what? 293 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,210 Girls' trip. Angela, come on. 294 00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:31,555 Girls' trip. 295 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,633 Oh, not even close. 296 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:38,386 So you keep a very tidy house. 297 00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:41,097 You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. 298 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,909 - But I don't need to tell you, Pam. - Oh, yeah... 299 00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,020 What? 300 00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:51,107 Oh, don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated. 301 00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,025 Oh, are you joking? 302 00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:56,821 Michael told me a little bit about it, but I see the way you look at him. 303 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,506 I have never, ever dated 304 00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:04,245 or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. 305 00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:08,457 Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever. 306 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,082 I've noticed how you look at him at the office. 307 00:13:15,388 --> 00:13:18,801 So I spend most of my time right here. 308 00:13:18,961 --> 00:13:20,072 Have a hand. 309 00:13:20,359 --> 00:13:22,725 So, Jim, I noticed you checking out Jan's candles. 310 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,849 Oh, no, she just put it in front of my face. 311 00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:27,617 Yeah... Did you know that candles 312 00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:31,647 are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? 313 00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,940 $2 billion a year industry. 314 00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,120 And for only $10,000, 315 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,571 you could become a co-owner of "Serenity by Jan." 316 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,676 - What do you think about that? - Thought about it. I'm in. 317 00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:45,828 I'm sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan's company? 318 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:48,873 I'm sorry. 319 00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:52,176 What now? 320 00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:54,601 Coming. 321 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,516 Hello. 322 00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:58,255 What are you doing here? 323 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,593 We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party, right? 324 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,013 - Awesome! - What is he doing here? 325 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:07,057 - Yes, what are you doing here? - Dwight is friend. 326 00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,384 We weren't invited? 327 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:12,366 You said that I could not invite Dwight 328 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,440 because he was not part of a couple, 329 00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:17,657 and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. 330 00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:20,905 Dwight brought glasses and a person. 331 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,406 Fine. Whatever you want. 332 00:14:22,718 --> 00:14:24,283 Just like always. Whatever you want. 333 00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:27,015 Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. 334 00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:30,100 - It's fine, Michael. - When I wanted to see Stop 335 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,124 and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see? 336 00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:33,294 We saw Wic... 337 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:36,034 When I said that I wanted to have kids, 338 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:39,089 and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? 339 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,425 And then, when you said 340 00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:43,669 that you might wanna have kids, and I wasn't so sure, 341 00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:45,221 who had the vasectomy reversed? 342 00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:47,264 And when you said you definitely didn't want? 343 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:48,761 Who had it reversed back? 344 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:50,559 Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! 345 00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,061 - I did! - Okay... 346 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,521 You have no idea 347 00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:57,524 the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! 348 00:14:58,846 --> 00:15:00,277 And I bought this condo 349 00:15:00,892 --> 00:15:03,765 - to fill with children. - I am so sorry 350 00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,951 that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world. 351 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,593 - Okay? But look... - Sorry too. 352 00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:11,261 If you want to have kids, then fine, you win. 353 00:15:11,905 --> 00:15:13,499 Let's have a fuckin' kid! 354 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,169 You mean it? You wanna have a kid? 355 00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:21,121 I hate my life. 356 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,003 So can we come in? 357 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,251 Great turkey leg. 358 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:39,193 Okay, I'm just gonna check on dinner. 359 00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,239 Angela, would you like some of my beet salad? 360 00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:46,945 I hate beet salad. 361 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,742 It's actually really good. 362 00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:53,519 I know you love beet salad. I've seen you eat it many times. 363 00:15:53,639 --> 00:15:57,418 The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit. 364 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,060 Pam... 365 00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:04,091 I hope she didn't do anything to the food. 366 00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:06,760 Like what? 367 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,192 I can't prove it, 368 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,931 but I think she might be trying to poison me. 369 00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,106 - Hey, looks great, babe. - Yeah, it really does. 370 00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,527 I know Jan didn't poison the food. I know that. 371 00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:25,972 But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, 372 00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:27,524 wouldn't it be me? 373 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,762 Michael's former lover. 374 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:39,627 Can you not do that? It's disgusting. 375 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:44,256 You know I have soft teeth. How could you say that? 376 00:16:48,335 --> 00:16:50,045 Excuse me for a second. 377 00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:56,109 So... 378 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,312 How do you guys know each other? 379 00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,315 I was his babysitter. 380 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,379 And now you guys are dating? 381 00:17:04,452 --> 00:17:07,154 It's purely carnal, that's all you need to know. 382 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,094 Would you write down your email? Because I have just... 383 00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:11,659 so many questions. 384 00:17:11,946 --> 00:17:12,951 Email? 385 00:17:14,456 --> 00:17:15,287 Never mind. 386 00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:18,912 All right. 387 00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:20,577 There we go. 388 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:29,524 There. 389 00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:36,684 - That's nice. - Everybody enjoy their meal. 390 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,121 Hey, babe. How'bout we take the beer sign down 391 00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,233 until our guests leave, and then we can discuss it? 392 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,985 No... I'm gonna leave it up. 393 00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:49,524 I think it ties the whole room together. 394 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,291 Okay. 395 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,665 Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. 396 00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:03,502 You know what? I don't think he's that good. 397 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,337 At least he's an artist. 398 00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:07,615 B.F.D., I'm a screenwriter. 399 00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,174 And I'm a candle maker, 400 00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:11,301 but you don't hear me braggin'about it! 401 00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:15,639 No, all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends. 402 00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,867 For an investment opportunity! 403 00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:20,352 Man, I would love to burn your candles! 404 00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:22,187 You burn it, you buy it! 405 00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:24,773 Oh, good, I'll be your first customer! 406 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:26,275 You're hardly my first. 407 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,610 That's what she said! 408 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,733 That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed! 409 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,415 Good luck paying me back 410 00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:49,882 on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe! 411 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,495 - I'm gonna get going. - Fine, get out of here. 412 00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:00,657 It's getting late. 413 00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:02,936 You know what, she'll be out of the bathroom soon. 414 00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:05,807 Of course. 415 00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,466 Get out of my way. I'll take care of this. 416 00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,611 Okay, what seems to be the problem, officers? 417 00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,067 Not now, Dwight. We got a call about a disturbance? 418 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,626 No. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. 419 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,660 Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party. 420 00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,204 Your neighbors heard shouting. 421 00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:23,027 Yes, there was screaming, but... 422 00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:28,492 My girlfriend threw a dundie at my TV. A plasma. 423 00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,673 - You want to press charges? - Would she get into trouble? 424 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,425 Yeah, she'd be charged. 425 00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:35,950 I will take the fall. 426 00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:39,241 - I did it. - You don't have to press charges. 427 00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,183 You could just try to be more quiet. 428 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,058 - Michael! - Yes. 429 00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,447 What... what are you doing to him? 430 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,850 Sir, do you have any other place you could stay? Maybe with... 431 00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:51,067 one of your friends here? 432 00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,614 Michael can come home with me. 433 00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,475 Jim, Pam? 434 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,076 - Oh, my apartment's on fire. - Flooded. 435 00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,395 You people! 436 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,234 - Come on, you're sleeping with me. - No. 437 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,215 - I'm gonna take you home, Michael. - No. 438 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,544 Come with me. 439 00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:06,981 All right. 440 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,919 Bye, babe! 441 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:11,505 This is the best burger I've ever had, babe. 442 00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:12,668 Babe, 443 00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,386 I should have told you, but... 444 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,523 I did something bad. 445 00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:21,689 I stole this. 446 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,699 For you, babe. 447 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,016 I love that. 30974

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