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Previously on Married With Children:
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Thanks, Al. For the first time in our
marriage, you're leaving me satisfied.
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That satisfaction, however,was short-lived.
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Don't worry, Mom.
We'll never leave you.
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Meanwhile, Al reinvented himself.
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And while Peggy's luckturned for the better...
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- You have a big ego.
- It matches my wallet and my car.
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...Al's luck, well...
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Oh, Al, that's a beaut.
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I haven't seen a shiner that bad
since I told my wife...
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...she was starting to look
like Al Roker.
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Well, it looks like Marcy was right.
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She said
it was only a matter of time...
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...before some woman
beat the holy hell out of you.
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I'll have you know
I got this black eye last night...
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...explaining to a jealous boyfriend...
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...how the little lady
would rather stay with me.
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Well, where is she?
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I sent her out shopping
for a new waterbed.
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This one has a leak,
and I worry so when she bounces.
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So you just tell Marcy that
I'm doing just fine with the ladies.
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That Al Bundy is not only
moving in the fast lane...
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...he's doing wheelies in it, baby.
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Is that true, Al? About the girl?
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Every word of it.
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Except the guy's name was Sasquatch,
the girl left with him...
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...and there's an odor
coming from that bed scares even me.
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Are things really that bad?
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Yes, things are that bad.
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Married men can never go back to
being single. See, there's this gene...
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...it's called the single gene.
It's in us when we're born...
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...but as soon as we marry,
it mysteriously disappears.
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Nobody knows why,
but I suspect it's removed...
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...chromosome by chromosome
by our wives.
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And how would they go about this?
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Do we really know
why they own so many tweezers?
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So, Al,
if they don't like us being single...
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...why do they keep kicking us
out of the house?
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That's part of their cruel tricks.
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See, without the single gene,
we're helpless.
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We just wander around,
smelling of Rogaine and gin...
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...until finally,
we fall off our toilets and die.
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Well, lookie here.
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You know, I would have thought
grocery shopping for you...
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...would involve swinging from trees.
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I'd love to stand here
and chat with you, Marce...
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...but I'd think standing this close
to the fryer section...
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...would make you a little nervous.
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So I guess I'll just mosey along.
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Fine. I was gonna
talk to you about Peggy...
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...but you wouldn't
be interested anymore.
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- Peg? Is Peg here?
- No.
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She's getting her hair done
for a little dinner party...
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...that she's throwing tonight.
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- Oh, Peg is throwing a dinner party.
- That's right.
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She has a date
with a wealthy, gorgeous man.
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She asked me
to pick out a nice wine for us.
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Oh, excuse me.
Do you have a hearty Bordeaux?
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Wine is aisle four.
Just step over Mrs. Bradley.
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Oh, excuse me. I'm spending
the evening with a supermodel...
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...and are these
all the condoms you have?
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Of course not.
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I have more in back,
right next to the reality pills.
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Let me get them.
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Well, Al,
have fun with your supermodel.
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Try not to get any paper cuts.
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Okay, bullet head.
We both know what's going on here.
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I don't have a date tonight,
and Bonbon Betsy...
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...isn't giving any dinner party.
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Right, Al.
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Yeah, the truth is,
is that Peggy was hoping...
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...that you could come
to dinner tonight.
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I tried to talk her out of it,
but you know how stubborn--
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How about I get there around 6?
Is that okay?
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Perfect. See you at 6.
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"Ribbed for her pleasure."
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They're never happy.
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Hey, this isn't even warm.
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- Well, we'll help you out.
- Yeah.
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After all, we wanna make
a good impression on Stepdaddy.
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- That's right.
- Which you are...
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...since you are currently in Brazil,
saving the rainforest.
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We are? I hope we meet Sting.
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Mom, why don't you want us
to meet this guy?
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Same reason you never wanna bring
your dates home to meet me.
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Stepdaddy's a lazy,
bonbon-swilling Opraholic?
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Do you know how difficult it is for
a single working mom to meet a man?
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Wait a minute. Let's see.
You don't work...
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...and technically, you're not single.
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And you've never really
been much of a mom.
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Bud, how could you say that?
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She raised two kids who are
about to save the rainforest. Hello?
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Let me put it this way:
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Either you get out of here, or I'm gonna
send you to live with your father.
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So would anyone
like some more potato salad?
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No, no.
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Well, I hope
you're all enjoying your meal.
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I've been enjoying this bite
for half an hour.
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What is this delightful
crunchy coating?
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Well, that's rust from the pan.
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You know,
iron is really good for you.
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I hope you saved room for dessert.
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Oh, God.
I wonder what dessert's gonna be.
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Phlegm brulée?
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I'll go find out.
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Bruce, why don't you tell Jefferson
about those car dealerships you own?
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Suck up to him, honey.
It could mean a job.
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Have you heard
about the new Korean car?
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It's got a Sun Myung Moon roof.
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Rich and funny. God, I'm a catch.
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Oh, he's wonderful, Peggy.
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He reminds me of Jefferson,
except with his own credit cards.
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- I know. You know, he is perfect, but I--
- If you don't want him, I'll take him.
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- Well, what about Jefferson?
- Who's Jefferson?
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Are you all right?
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All right, all right, here we go.
Up, up. Come on, up.
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Jefferson must really want a job.
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If you didn't like it, you could have
just spit it up into your napkin.
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No, no, no, that was wonderful...
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...it's just that I hate to see you
slaving away in the kitchen.
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From now on, we eat out.
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Can we go to one of those
fancy French places?
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Well, my darling,
if this year-end Yugo-palooza sale...
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...goes as well as I expect,
I'll be taking you to dine in Paris.
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Ever made love in the Eiffel Tower?
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Well, no, but once I frenched a guy
in the Sears Tower.
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Al. Well, what are you doing here?
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I invited him.
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Al, I'd like you to meet
Peggy's new boyfriend...
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...Bruce.
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Look, Jefferson,
we have our Christmas card.
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Gee, Peg,
you really have a new boyfriend.
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Well, this is an awkward moment.
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Fortunately, I'm so self-centered
it's not gonna bother me.
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Well, me either.
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The only reason I accepted
Marcy's invitation was an excuse...
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...to see my dog.
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Hey there, fella.
How you doing there?
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Hey, I brought you
some bonbon biscuits here.
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You can't imagine
how I miss this guy.
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Didn't he used to be bigger?
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That was Buck.
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Well, goodbye, all. I gotta be going.
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Frankly, coming back to this house
is giving me the willy-squidgets.
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Oh, well, let me show you out.
This is the happiest day of my life.
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Hey, no problem.
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Well, that went well.
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Here's some flowers for you.
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I can't believe
we finally get to meet Stepdaddy.
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Now, remember, he's gonna be trying
to buy our affection.
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So to really rake it in,
I suggest we play hard to get.
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Play what?
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Hard to get.
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It's like when you have a date
and you decide to wear a bra.
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- Oh, right. Okay, baby, I got it.
- Yeah. There you go.
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Kids, Bruce will be here any minute.
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Now, remember:
Put your best foot forward.
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What's she talking about?
They look exactly the same.
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- That's him. He's here.
- Now, remember: hard to get.
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- Hi. I'm Bruce--
- Hi.
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We love you, Stepdaddy.
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Kelly, Kelly.
That's not playing hard to get.
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It is for me.
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, I thought you two would be
in Brazil, saving the rainforest.
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Oh, well, we had to come back
because we forgot our umbrellas.
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It was, like, raining,
you know what I mean?
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Actually, we live here.
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You ought to know that Kelly and I
are extremely protective...
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...of our dear mother.
We want only the best for her.
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Oh, me too.
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That's why I've been thinking
that maybe you two should be leaving...
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...this split-level Porta-Potty...
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...and taking responsibility
for your own lives.
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He's a wicked stepdaddy.
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Kelly, hug him hard, and don't let go
until you got his wallet.
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Well, I see you've met my daughter.
Are we still dating?
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Yes, of course. Yes.
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But this would make
a great Penthouse letter.
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- You have to dump him.
- Yeah.
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- He's a bad man. He's a very bad man.
- He doesn't like us.
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Yeah, but most people don't.
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Have you ever thought
that it might be you?
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Mom, he's trying
to take you away from us.
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I know that,
and don't you try to stop him.
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All right, all right.
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We didn't wanna have
to tell you this, but he's a woman.
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And he touched me.
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You wish.
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Now, look,
I know that Bruce isn't perfect...
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...and he doesn't have
your father's animal magnetism...
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...or his animal scent
or his hairy knuckles...
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...but what he does have is money.
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Enough to turn me
into a lady of leisure.
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Mom, if you were any more leisurely,
you'd be unconscious.
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Yes, but I'd be unconscious
on a suede couch...
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...with a big-screen TV...
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...and a maid serving me bonbons,
right, Bruce?
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I get it now. He's just using Mom
to get his green card.
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Should you do me the honor
of becoming Mrs. Right...
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...I'm sure you'll wanna learn
how to cook and clean.
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Why can't I have a maid? You're rich.
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And I plan to stay that way.
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I certainly
don't wanna end up like this.
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What about eating out
all around the world?
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Oh, we can do that
while we're courting.
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But as we say in the car business...
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...you don't have to kiss ass
once you close the deal.
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And just what makes you think
that I wanna close the deal?
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I just assumed that.
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I mean, a top-of-the-line model
like myself...
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...doesn't stay long
on the showroom floor.
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And although
you are very attractive...
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...we can't turn your odometer back.
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Excuse me, but nobody talks
to my mother like that.
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Oh, yeah? What are you
gonna do about it, junior?
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Kelly?
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If you're in the market
for a used car, call me.
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Get out of here.
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You know what Dad would do
if he was here now?
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He'd lead us in a "Whoa Bundy."
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Yeah, but he's not here,
so it's a "No Bundy."
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What are you saying, Mom?
You miss Dad?
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More than words can say.
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I told you.
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Technically, my rent is not due
until after the 15th of the-- Hi, Peg.
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- Hi, Al. Can I come in?
- In here?
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Oh, yeah. Just a minute, Peg.
Excuse me.
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Come in.
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Sorry the place is a little bit
of a mess here, but, well...
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...I live here.
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Oh, that's okay.
You know, I just came over...
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...to talk about the kids.
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Yeah. Sorry, Peg,
I'd take the kids off your hands...
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...but the manager here
says that he won't allow pets or kids...
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...and Bud and Kelly
fall in there somewhere.
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00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,759
Oh, it's not that. It's just that--
238
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,389
Well, you know,
I'm worried about Bud.
239
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,195
He's been getting into fights lately, and
I thought you should know about that.
240
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,915
Well, I certainly should.
I am still the boy's father...
241
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:22,796
...and if he's getting in fights,
I should be there to congratulate him.
242
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,877
I'll stop over
tomorrow right after work.
243
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,232
Okay.
244
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,071
So how is work?
245
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:36,239
Oh, you know, can't complain.
246
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,396
Well, you could try.
247
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,512
You know, the kids and I
kind of miss your little shoe stories.
248
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:48,109
Well, there was this woman
who came in the store today...
249
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,675
...tried on every black high heel
we had in stock...
250
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,075
...and then told us
she was just browsing.
251
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,350
So just as she was leaving...
252
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,597
...someone plugged her right in the ass
with a 7 EEE clog.
253
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,438
Don't know who.
254
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,918
Someone who could rifle a football
40 yards downfield, I'll bet.
255
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,190
Could be.
256
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,114
So how are things with you, Peg?
257
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:20,950
Oh, pretty good.
Marcy sends her hate.
258
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:26,550
Marcy. An amazing amount of spunk
for a stick figure.
259
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,875
You know what, Al?
I brought you something.
260
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,551
See? It has your name
right on the label.
261
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,990
"A. Bundy."
262
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,431
You bought me my own TV Guide.
263
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,632
Well, you know,
we have been married for 25 years.
264
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,038
Since you were 18 and I was 9.
265
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:56,272
Yeah. Boy, we had
some good times, didn't we, Peg?
266
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,518
Didn't we?
267
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:06,309
Gee, I haven't
given it much thought. Probably.
268
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,271
Well, I guess I better be going.
269
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,074
Oh, what am I thinking?
I don't have a ride.
270
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,998
Kelly and her date dropped me off.
271
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:20,193
Oh, well,
I suppose I could give you a ride.
272
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,598
- If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
- No, no trouble.
273
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,596
Well, Peg, here we are.
274
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,194
- Here we are where?
- Come on, Peg.
275
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:38,157
Don't you remember Maple Lane?
And the maple tree on Maple Lane?
276
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:43,718
Oh, Al. This is where we parked
the very first time we--
277
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,831
Yep.
278
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,634
The first time we ever had a fight.
279
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,677
I don't remember much about the fight,
but I sure do remember making up.
280
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,309
Oh, Al.
281
00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:01,275
Since this was our biggest fight ever,
will we have our biggest makeup ever?
282
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,950
You got that right, babe.
283
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,551
Just like this car, we're built to last.
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