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Why are we doing this, Peg?
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The last time we had a party,
it was a disaster.
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It was our wedding.
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I rest my case.
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Give me one good reason
why I should go through with this.
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I won't make you have sex
for the rest of the month.
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Deal.
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Just my luck. One month without sex,
and it's February.
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I'm tacking on two extra days, Peg.
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Hi.
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I brought shrimp balls.
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Well, I can see that,
but what's in the bowl?
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I always feel so welcome
when I come into this house.
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Gee, I must be doing
something wrong.
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Shrimp balls.
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Those will go great
with the ketchup I'm serving.
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Oh, I see someone's been watching
Martha Stewart.
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- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hey, buddy.
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Who's your date, Griff?
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This is...
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..."Nancy."
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Okay.
Who's up for some Passion?
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She takes her clothes off,
I'm out of here.
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It's a party game, you idiot.
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Yeah. It tests how much you know
about the person you love the most.
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Fair enough.
I'll take John Wayne for 20.
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What are you doing?
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Bud, I have been climbing
these stairs for over an hour.
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I am not getting any higher.
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Kelly, this chick-boxing movie
could be your big break. Okay?
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- I know.
- You gotta stay in shape.
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- Look. Let's run some lines, all right?
- Yeah.
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You're crazy, kid.
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No one can beat Big Mama O'Grady.
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Yo, Nicky, I know I can take her.
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That mother of two is going down.
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She'll murder you.
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She's a jungle tigress
and you're just a pussy cat.
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Well, let me tell you something
about this cat.
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- She has claws.
- She has claws.
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Skank alert.
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That's Heather Talrico.
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She's always going after my parts.
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I wish she'd go after mine.
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Well, well.
If it isn't the little bimbo that couldn't.
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Well, well.
If it isn't the human ThighMaster.
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You know what, Bundy? I'd love to shut
that black hole you call a mouth.
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With what?
That planet you call an ass?
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Why even bother to show up
for this part, Kelly?
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You know I'm gonna get it.
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I always get everything you want.
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Your jobs, your boyfriends.
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I could even have him.
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Hey, you wanna be my brother?
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God, yes.
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Drop dead, sicko.
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Look, Heather.
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I am going to get this role
for two reasons.
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Number one,
I am better at actressing than you are.
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And number two, I can box.
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Really? You want a piece of me?
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There's an exclusive club.
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Okay. Just you and me in the ring.
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Fine. And the loser,
which will be Y-O-U...
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...won't try out for the part.
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You're on, frat-house toy.
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Be here Sunday, 4 sharp.
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Oh, wait. I can't.
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That's when I get my manicure
from Matteo.
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- Don't you just love him?
- Oh, I know. He's so great.
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Make it 3, then.
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I'm gonna give you a knuckle salad.
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Sandwich.
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No, thanks. I'm in training.
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Okay. Marcy's favorite song is...
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..."You Light Up My Life."
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You light up my life, Jefferson.
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Oh, look, love bug.
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We're about to go from First Kiss
to Eternal Bliss.
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I'm about to go from "up" to "chuck."
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Okay. Griff.
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What is Nancy's idea
of a perfect romantic evening?
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Of course, we just met,
so I'm just guessing here.
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But I'll say pepperoni pizza, a foot rub
and a pile of kung-fu movies.
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We're getting our butts kicked.
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We're still on First Date Drive.
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Okay, Jefferson.
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What was Marcy's childhood dream?
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My princess
wanted to be a princess.
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I bet Nancy's dream was to be
Mrs. Jimmy "JJ" Walker.
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Dy-no-mite!
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All right, Al.
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Now, use that beer sponge
you call a brain.
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Well, since "sucking the life out
of my husband and leaving him...
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...an empty husk"
is too long for the card...
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...I'll say a cowgirl.
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Try again.
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A cow?
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How many times have I told you?
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When I was a little girl,
I wanted to be a ballerina.
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Ballerina?
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Well, you sure are my nutcracker.
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Al, making fun of your soul mate's
childhood dream.
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Go back two spaces.
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Nice going, Al.
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Now we're not even on the board.
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All right, buddy.
Let's try an easy one.
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When is Peg's birthday?
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I know this one because it's a month
that has a vowel in it.
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- How long have they been married?
- Hey, one question at a time here.
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I'd say M--
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March 12th.
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April 12th.
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Hey, hey, now.
For a shot in the dark, that was close.
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That's what you say in the bedroom
at night. It doesn't work there either.
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I can't believe you, Al.
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How is it that you know the ninth play
of your championship game--?
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Forty-two Blast on two.
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And yet you don't know
my favorite movie...
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...my birthday,
or the color of my eyes.
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Well, we should have got
partial credit for bloodshot.
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All right, guys.
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Guys, we're gonna give you
another chance.
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All right. Al.
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Where did you and Peggy...
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...first make love?
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Yes!
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We're back on the board, Peg.
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How could anybody forget that night?
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It was so hot.
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We were out of control, huh, babe?
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I'll never forget that Ping-Pong table
in your uncle's rumpus room.
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My uncle does not have
a Ping-Pong table.
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Does he have a rumpus room?
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I think Al's remembering
the wrong rumpus.
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It was on a crate
behind the Tastee Freez.
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And it was beautiful.
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Anyone wanna play Twister?
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I can't believe that you'd forget
the most romantic night of our lives.
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Well, I remember, sweetheart.
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And then we shared a Mr. Softy.
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Oh, yeah.
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And we've been sharing one
ever since.
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What, Peg?
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Good.
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Come on. Come on.
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Good.
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Body blow. Body blow.
Go ahead. Come on. Go ahead.
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Come on, now. Come on.
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Come on, Bundy. That's all you got?
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You hit like a girl.
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Yeah, well, you pee like one.
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That was a temporary
medical condition.
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- Come on.
- Hey.
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Hey. Hey, pumpkin, don't box.
You can get brain damage.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Let me teach you the famous
Bundy combo.
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Now, you stomp
on your opponent's foot.
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You hit him with an uppercut.
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You mean like this?
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Thattagirl.
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But next time, put your weight into it.
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- Okay. Weight into it.
- Bud, quit playing around.
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- Okay, I think I got it. I think I got it.
- She hurt my nose.
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Bingo! Thattagirl!
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Well, that was fun, Daddy.
Thank you.
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- What's in the box?
- Oh, it's a present for your mom.
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We had a big fight.
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I'm in the doghouse.
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Oh, Daddy, that's terrible.
Where did Lucky sleep?
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Look, Sugar Ray Tard.
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It's a figure of speech.
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No, I actually was in the doghouse.
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These Snausages are good too.
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See, and look, no tartar.
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Peg.
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Peg.
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Peg, I got you something.
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- Oh, Al.
- I hope you like it.
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See, it matches the couch.
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You actually thought
that this would fit me?
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Yes. No.
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Well, maybe.
Whatever the right answer is.
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Come on, Peg.
A guy doesn't know things like this.
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Jefferson knows Marcy's dress size.
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That's because Jefferson
wears them.
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Al, you stink.
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Peg, I can't help that.
It's because of the Snausages.
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What else can I do? I know.
I'll take you to the movies.
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The Great Escape's
playing at the Bijou.
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No, thank you.
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I'd rather be alone.
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Gee, for 25 years,
I've dreamed of this moment.
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How come I'm not happy?
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Just like her to ruin this for me too.
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Doesn't Al understand?
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I just wanna spend more time
with him.
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Doesn't Peg understand
I just wanna be left alone?
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You know, and he's been
less attentive in bed.
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Is that possible?
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Oh, Marcy, what should I do?
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Leave him.
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I'm sorry,
I was thinking about what I would do.
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Or any sane woman.
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Listen, have you thought about
seeing someone?
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Well, I have had my eye
on the UPS guy.
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No. I mean you and Al
should see a marriage counselor.
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Yeah, but then wouldn't I have
to tell him about the UPS guy?
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Trust me.
Going to counseling will open Al up.
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Trust me.
Going to counseling will shut Peg up.
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Come on, Jefferson. Let's go home
and leave these two alone to talk...
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...or grunt,
whichever the case may be.
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Thank God
we have a normal marriage, huh?
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Let's go home and play
Fullback and the Tramp.
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I'll meet you
behind the Tastee Freez.
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Sorry.
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Where do they come up
with this sick stuff?
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Al, we need to talk.
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Honey, I wanna go
to a marriage counselor.
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So go.
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Al.
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Why won't you go to therapy?
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Maybe it's you who don't know me.
Because if you knew me, Peg...
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...you'd know that there are
certain things I do not do.
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I do not floss.
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I do not eat vegetables.
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I do not like French pastry.
I do not like the French.
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I do not cry at movies.
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Except, of course, Old Yeller,
because we know it was very sad.
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But most importantly, Peg...
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...I will never, ever,
under any circumstances...
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...go to a head shrinker.
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- But, Al--
- You go, Peg.
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There is no threat vicious enough,
no torture terrible enough...
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...to ever make me change my mind.
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Hello, Mom?
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Al's being mean to me again.
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Could you come stay
for a few months?
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No, Peg.
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Peg, no, Peg.
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Peg, no, Peg.
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I'll go. I'll go.
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Okay. She's all yours, Kelly.
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And hopefully, after you beat
her brains to mush, she's all mine.
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Float like a horsefly,
sting like a flea.
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No one can touch me, I'm Kelly.
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That movie role is mine.
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You're going down, street meat.
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Let's rock.
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- I hate you. Oh, hey.
- Watch it, Kel.
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00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,188
Kelly, duck!
252
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:09,385
Hey. Nobody hits my brother.
253
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,546
At least, not without dating him first.
254
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,627
You know,
you fight as bad as you act.
255
00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,902
Yeah, well, you fight as bad
as Brooke Shields acts.
256
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,980
That's it, Bundy. I'm taking you out.
257
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,340
No, thanks. I already have plans.
Come on.
258
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,979
Come on. Come on.
259
00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:45,069
One, two.
260
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:50,307
The winner and star
of Catfight: The Movie...
261
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:54,219
...the Blond Bomber, Kelly Bundy.
262
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,947
- I'm gonna be a movie star.
- Yes.
263
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:02,789
I can't wait to see my face
on the big screen.
264
00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:12,868
I can tell right away
this counselor's an idiot, Peg.
265
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,464
Why couldn't we have gone
to that guy I saw on TV?
266
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:20,549
Al, I am not going to a drive-through
marriage counselor.
267
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:24,468
Dr. Back-in-the-Sack
looked quite nurturing, Peg.
268
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:27,468
And they wash your car
after every session.
269
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,186
Hi. You must be the Bundys.
270
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:31,743
I'm Dr. Longo.
271
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,340
Please, won't you sit down?
272
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,268
So how are you today?
273
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:41,539
Those trick questions
won't work on me, doc.
274
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,025
You can probe around in my head
all you want.
275
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,141
You ain't gonna find anything
in there.
276
00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:49,747
I believe you.
277
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:55,788
But the whole point of therapy
is to discuss our problems.
278
00:17:55,990 --> 00:17:57,867
Oh, no, we're not gonna talk
about me.
279
00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:00,380
Well, I'm not the one with a problem.
280
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,390
Okay. Well, then...
281
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:06,104
...we could talk about my problems.
282
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:10,542
But I don't think a discussion
of my vinyl fetish will help any of us.
283
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,139
Although I might enjoy it.
284
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,227
Okay. I'll talk.
285
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:20,265
You know, I'm not one to cast blame,
but this really is all Al's fault.
286
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:23,109
He just doesn't pay any attention
to me anymore.
287
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,665
Isn't that true, Al?
288
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:28,787
Al?
289
00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,462
Mr. Bundy, I sense a reluctance
to communicate here.
290
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,902
Well, that's gonna make your job just
a little bit tougher, isn't it, vinyl boy?
291
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,822
Go ahead.
292
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,827
Make me talk.
293
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:48,747
Well, we have heard Mrs. Bundy
complain that you don't pay attention.
294
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:51,862
So, Mr. Bundy-- Mr. Bundy?
295
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,221
Can I have my balls back?
296
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:01,269
Welcome to my world, doc.
297
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,063
So other than the obvious...
298
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:14,103
...what would be your main complaint
about your wife?
299
00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:18,189
I don't have any complaints about Peg.
Well, maybe just one tiny, little thing.
300
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,585
Oh, great.
Now we're gonna hear about how...
301
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,941
...if he hadn't gotten married, he would
have been a pro football player.
302
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:26,425
Well, that's true.
I should be retired right now...
303
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,906
...selling my autograph on QVC
and addicted to the finest painkillers...
304
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,702
...money can buy.
305
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,782
I gave up a lot too, you know.
306
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:39,948
I know, down at the docks.
307
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,228
I am referring to the fact
that I could have been married...
308
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,706
...to Vito Leonetti
and been a successful Mafia wife.
309
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,389
I don't think so, Peg.
310
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:53,141
Mafia wives have to cook. You think
the heads of the Five Families...
311
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,103
...are gonna be sitting around
tasting your tuna surprise?
312
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:59,029
They don't like surprises, Peg.
313
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,949
You know, I'm wearing a vinyl surprise
right now...
314
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,462
...and it feels great.
315
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,659
You happy now, Peg?
316
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:15,667
We just wasted 15 bucks.
317
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:18,668
That's half a day's wage
to listen to this nut job...
318
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:21,509
...talk about his plastic pants.
319
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,462
Excuse me. They're vinyl.
320
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,345
- Shut up.
- Shut up.
321
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:29,587
Another good choice, Peg. I don't know
why I even put up with you.
322
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:34,302
Well, if I'm so difficult to put up with,
why don't you just leave?
323
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,104
Well, maybe I will.
324
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,948
So go.
325
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,742
Walk out that door.
326
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:44,068
Turn around now,
you're not welcome anymore.
327
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:49,258
I will survive.
328
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:51,188
This is great.
329
00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:53,904
It sure is. I'm moving out, Peg.
330
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:56,988
And much like that empty promise
to shave those shoulders...
331
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,750
...I'll believe it when I see it.
332
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:03,738
You'll be wishing you had
these shaggy shoulders to cry on, Peg.
333
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,183
Same time next week?
334
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,267
We just broke up.
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