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Last time on Married with Children,there was a death in the family.
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Clear!
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It's exactly what I feared, Mr. Bundy.
The fuel pump.
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Now, unfortunately,
finding a donor pump...
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...will be nearly impossible.
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There's a rumor that
the fuel pump you need is in Cuba.
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Cuba.
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Sultry, seductive Cuba.
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Unbelievable.
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A collector in Düsseldorf will give us
5 grand for the entire engine.
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Oh, no, don't leave me alone.
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Drive towards the light, old friend.
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Drive towards the light.
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Nice turnout, isn't it, Peg?
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Well, it's not every day the village idiot
buries his car in the backyard.
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I can't believe
we're actually in mourning.
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Well, I don't know about you,
but over here it's 3:00 in the afternoon.
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Marcy, you're here.
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I'm touched.
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Well, I'm just glad that eyesore
is finally gone.
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Now, if we can just find
someplace to bury your house.
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How about the same place
I'm about to bury my foot?
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You know, Al, my Mercedes
sends her sympathy.
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She wanted to come, but the Bergmans'
Volvo is having a bar mitzvah.
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Al, we've had some
great times in this car.
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I think my favorite was the time
we tried to run down my ex-wife.
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She outran us,
but the Dodge gave it her best shot.
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Mrs. Peg Bundy
would now like to say a few words.
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Thank you, Peg.
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My husband is a moron. Thank you.
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That was beautiful, Mama, really.
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See how you do
when Oprah checks out.
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Twenty-five years ago, a young man
of endless promise was going places.
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All he needed
was a way to get there.
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He found it on a used-car lot
on Route 12.
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And through the years, the journey
had some unexpected turns...
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...and some unwanted passengers.
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There are several kinds of love.
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One kind of love begins with...
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...misplaced lust.
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And degenerates into a raging hell
of misery and despair.
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But I digress.
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Then there's the kind of love
that only turns on when asked...
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...and performs beautifully.
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The kind of love that makes you
feel young when you go for a ride.
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Farewell, my sweet chariot of youth.
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Don't you think throwing dirt
on the Dodge is a bit redundant?
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Why? Why? Why?
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Hi, Peg.
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I'm gonna plant these on her grave.
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You never bring me flowers.
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I would if you died.
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Hello? Oh, Gunther.
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Look, I told you for the last time,
I can't get you that engine.
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Yeah, the dummkopf buried it
in the backyard two days ago.
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Ten thousand dollars?
On Monday? Deal.
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Oh, I gotta go. Auf Wiener schnitzel.
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Hey, I want a car that talks.
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Look, this one knows 20 words.
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That's 10 more than you, Kel.
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That's not true, Bud Bundy,
you stupid little...
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...pervert.
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Dad, you should see
some of these new cars in here.
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Ghouls.
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Can't you at least wait
until the body is cold?
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Come on, Daddy.
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Don't you think the Dodge
would want you to be happy?
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Yeah, Dad.
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I mean, she'd want you to get out there
and see other cars.
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Yeah, Al. You know, if I died,
I'd want you to remarry.
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Yeah, like I'm gonna
make that mistake twice.
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Besides, we can't afford a new car.
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Oh, that's not necessarily true, Dad.
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I took liberty of giving your records
to a financial advisor.
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Now, Bud, you know I don't like people
poking around into my private stuff.
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Boy, if I had a nickel for every time
I've heard you say that.
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Dad, don't worry.
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I gave them to someone
who has your best interest at heart.
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Hi, everybody.
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Well, Al, I've gone through
your financial records...
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...and on behalf of the entire
banking profession, let me just say:
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Well, I'm glad I was able to give
your banking buddies a good laugh.
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Not just bankers, Al. Everybody down
at the supermarket and the car wash...
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...even the homeless guy
that lives on the corner.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Sad Willie wanted you to have this.
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But don't worry, Al,
I've crunched the numbers...
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...and I think I've come up with the
best means of transportation for you.
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You missed me, you missed me
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I got you, I got you
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How dare she tell us
what we can or cannot afford.
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It is my God-given American right
to rack up as much debt as possible.
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Kids, to the auto mall.
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Now, kids, stand back
and watch the old man work.
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You know,
sales is the ultimate duel of wits.
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Dad's dead.
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Howdy. I'm Cal.
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Hi, Cal. I'm Al.
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Listen, Cal, before you start
your dog-and-pony show...
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...you should know that I've been
in ladies' shoes for well over 25 years.
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Well, I'm wearing panties,
so let's deal.
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No, I meant that I sell ladies' shoes.
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I was just pulling your leg.
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Well, you're not gonna pull
anything of mine.
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Now, look, Cal, all I need here
is basic transportation.
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Oh, well, I got just the car for you.
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The all-new '97 Kiwi.
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Look, Bud, it's perfect for you
and Mrs. Thumb.
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It gets great gas mileage.
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Yeah, Dad, if you do run out of gas,
just pick it up, take it home.
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It's a lot roomier than it looks.
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Cal, I'm starting to cramp up here.
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Could you get me out of here?
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Oh, what was I thinking?
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A man of your strapping
muscular physique in a Kiwi.
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Hey, did you play pro ball?
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Well, I could have,
but I had a career-ending accident.
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- Knee?
- Marriage.
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No, but I played four years
at Polk High.
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"Touchdown" Bundy,
they used to call me.
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Polk High's Al Bundy?
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You, sir, were my idol.
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And because of that, I'm gonna
give you our red-carpet lease.
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Now, Cal. Now, wait a minute, now.
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No, you're not gonna
sucker me into no lease.
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Oh, that's too bad...
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...because with a lease,
you could afford...
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...the all new Testica 2000.
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You know,
with all due respect to the Dodge...
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...these brakes sure come in handy.
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Yeah, it's nice not having to
throw out the anchor.
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And you can choose
which way you're gonna turn.
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Now, what do they call
this fancy sound system?
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FM.
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Man, I can't wait to hear
what the chicks have to say...
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...when I pull up in this babe magnet.
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Well, my guess would be:
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"Hey, look at that pathetic little dweeb
driving his dad's car."
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Al, nice wheels.
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But you have to realize,
stealing cars is a felony.
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So is pretending to be that kid
on Home Improvement.
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Hey, Mrs. D'Arcy,
it has seat warmers.
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Really. Feel my tush, it's warm.
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I'll take a rain check.
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Hey, you better grab it
while you can.
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It's her busy season.
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No offense, Al...
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...but how can a shoe-selling moron
afford a Testica 2000?
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Well, your Kentucky friedness...
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...I leased it.
Got a real good deal too.
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For them.
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You signed a 20-year lease
with a balloon payment at the end.
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Well, my pal Cal
said that smart people lease.
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Yeah, to stupid people.
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Oh, she's just jealous, Daddy.
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She wishes she had
a shiny red testicle.
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That's Testica.
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So where's my keys to the car?
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I don't even like you
having a key to the house.
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Now, go on, get out of here.
You're using up all the new-car smell.
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Alone at last.
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Who would have thought a punk kid
from the streets of Chicago...
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...would wind up
with a beauty like you.
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We're gonna live happily ever after.
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Don't panic, kids.
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Daddy bought a lime.
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And he fathered a vegetable.
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I think I can fix it,
but I gotta look in the owner's manual.
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Why don't you try looking
under X, for exorcism?
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I bet you anything he forgot
the seat warmers were stuck on broil.
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Good night, Daddy.
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Bud, help me.
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I would, Dad, but you--
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You told me to keep
my hands off your Testica.
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I've been working in the backyard
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All the livelong day
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, hi, kids.
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What are you doing there, Mom?
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Sleep-shoveling.
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Hey, we're not supposed to
wake her up.
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Yeah, I know what's going on here.
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That dealer in Germany called...
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...and upped his offer for the engine,
didn't he?
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Hey. Now, either you cut us in
or I'm gonna tell Mom.
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- Dad.
- Him too.
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You're blackmailing
your own mother?
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Oh, kids, I'm so darn proud of you.
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There's no way you're getting
your grubby little mitts on my loot.
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- Dad.
- Dad.
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All right, all right.
Just get in here and start shoveling.
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We've got 12 hours
to get that engine to Germany.
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Come on.
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Damn seat warmers.
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Now, folks,
this is a perfect family car.
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Put a roof rack on it...
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...and this little tyke can ride in style.
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Excuse me, Cal, remember me?
Al Bundy.
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- Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
- No--
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Touchdown Bundy,
you know, Polk High.
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You said I was your idol.
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You?
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Excuse me, sir, I'm with a customer.
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Excuse me, Cal,
but, see, you sold me a lemon.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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All the hair on my butt's burned off.
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I'm telling you, the electrical system
in that car's all messed up.
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No problem, sir. That's covered
by the extended-warranty contract.
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No, but see, I was too smart to buy
the extended-warranty contract.
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Oh, Al, you should have
listened to Cal.
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I did listen to you.
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Now I've got a worthless Testica!
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- Calm down.
- I am calm.
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But I'm demanding
you look at my Testica.
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If you don't calm yourself,
you'll have to leave.
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Well, I'm not leaving here
empty-handed.
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Oh, well, I wouldn't think of that.
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Now, Cal, I'm telling you,
if you don't give some satisfaction...
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...this is gonna be
your panty-wearing head.
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Jefferson, my old adversary.
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Fidel, mi compadre.
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Still with the CIA?
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No, no. When I couldn't kill you,
they fired me.
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Oh, sorry.
But you still got the moves.
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That's what the wife says.
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You married the kid
from Home Improvement?
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I guess I did.
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Oh, well. She's got money,
she buys me things.
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So did Russia,
and look what that got us.
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El presidente...
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...you still have a bunch of old
American cars lying around the island?
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Thousands. Damn trade embargo.
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Damn Kennedy.
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Damn Steve Allen.
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What does Steve Allen got to do
with trade embargo?
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Nothing. I just hate him.
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Listen, I've got a friend,
his name's Al Bundy.
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He's got an old Dodge
and he needs a new fuel pump.
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May I ask your people's help?
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What's in it for me?
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America's greatest export.
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SnackWell's.
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Oh, I've heard about these.
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Comrades, mi familia,
I need your help.
245
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:30,373
There is a man,
Al Bundy is his name.
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00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,778
A poor man, a needy man.
247
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Needier than us?
248
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:41,777
SÃ, he's middle-aged
and sells shoes at the mall.
249
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What is a mall?
250
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,731
It's a large group of stores...
251
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...with an endless supply
of affordable merchandise.
252
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And a food court.
253
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We want a mall!
254
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,173
Now you see what you made me do?
255
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:07,419
Fidel, I can't believe you could have
somebody shot just by doing that.
256
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,098
Oh, no. Dad's home.
257
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Well, stall him.
258
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Hey, Dad.
259
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Damn Testica.
260
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,576
I miss the Dodge.
261
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,858
I think I'll go pay my respect.
262
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,330
No, Dad, Dad. Let it go.
263
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:37,170
It's just a shell out there.
What's inside has gone up to heaven.
264
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,340
We got it. We found your fuel pump.
265
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You did? You're gonna bring
the Dodge back to life?
266
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I'm a Dodge specialist, not
a miracle worker, but I'll do all I can.
267
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,897
Dad, it's too late. Just accept it.
268
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,490
Now, Mr. Bundy, I need to get to the car
as fast as possible.
269
00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:01,859
Bud, Bud, get your mother
and your sister. Start digging.
270
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,698
Good work.
271
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What is taking so long?
272
00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,057
I wish there was something
I could do.
273
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,857
You could take me
to the emergency room.
274
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,580
I'm seeing double.
275
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:26,137
Here, here, here, here.
Read a Big'Uns.
276
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,498
Oh, four 'uns.
277
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,130
I can't believe I lost $10,000.
278
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,695
I thought you said it was 7.
279
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:39,698
Whatever.
280
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:45,129
Well, Mr. Bundy, I did all I could.
281
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- Now it's up to her to pull through.
- Can I see her?
282
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:52,088
Of course,
but she may not recognize you.
283
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,335
She's been through a lot, you realize.
284
00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:00,054
Her appearance may shock you.
285
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:04,295
Doc, you see
what I wake up to each morning.
286
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:09,697
Now, remember, she'll need plenty
of garage rest and a low-octane diet.
287
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,568
Jefferson, no matter what happens...
288
00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:15,578
...I can never repay you
for what you've done.
289
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:17,936
Just buy me a six-pack of beer.
290
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:21,729
Which part of "never repay"
don't you understand?
291
00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:35,696
Mr. Bundy, I'm sorry.
292
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,169
I failed you.
293
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,614
What do you mean, failed?
294
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,937
She hasn't sounded this good
since the day I bought her.
295
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:46,776
Why? Why? Why?!
296
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:48,499
I'm so glad you're back.
297
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:54,650
And I just want you to know,
I never loved that flashy red hussy.
298
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,420
Or the new car either.
299
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:17,178
Hey, Cal.
300
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:27,378
Your pal Al
has a little present for you.
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