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Announcer: previously
On family matters...
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Steve, I have
Very exciting news.
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The international
Space program has chosen you
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To be the first
Student in space.
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You mean you liked
The urkel agf-5000?
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The urkel
Agf-5000?
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Yeah. Agf stands for
Artificial gravity field.
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You see, I worked up
Some equations
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That, in theory,
Should produce gravity
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In a weightless environment.
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Ever since you told me
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You wanted to become
A police officer,
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I've wanted to give
This to you.
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A bullet-proof
Vest?
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This is
My lucky vest.
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Was this mark
Made by a bullet?
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Yep, a .38 slug.
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And you must be
Proud of eddie.
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Very.
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And worried.
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Harriette, would you
Like for me to talk to
My husband about eddie?
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Blanche.
Yes.
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Why don't you go ahead
And talk to him about it?
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I want you
To promise me something.
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Anything.
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I want you to promise me
That no matter what
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You'll find a way
To come back to me.
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I promise, laura lee.
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9...8...7...6--
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[sneezes]
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5-4-3-2-1.
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Whoa!
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We have lift off.
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Explorer, this is
Mission control.
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We've got a little
Situation here.
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What's the
Matter, houston?
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The agf-5000 has, uh,
Thrown a satellite
Off course.
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Where's it
Headed?
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Right at you.
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Is there anything
I can do, fellas?
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Yeah. Turn off
That stupid machine.
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Oh, now it's stupid.
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I've got green
On airlocks and hatches.
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Explorer is locked down
And prepared
For impact.
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5...4...3...2...1...
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Mission control,
This is explorer.
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Do you read?
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Explorer, this
Is mission control.
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Explorer...
Come in, please.
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The hull
Has been breached.
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I'll try
And check it out.
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And I'll try
To stabilize us.
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And I'll--I'll--I'll just
Sit right here and sweat.
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Ow.
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[bonk]
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Al?
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Al, are you okay?
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I'll get him.
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Oh!
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Explorer,
Come in, please.
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Explorer, this is
Mission control.
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Please respond.
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Steve: aaaaah!
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Explorer, this is
Mission control.
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Do you read?
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Explorer,
Come in, please.
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Astrostudent urkel here.
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Where are
Mitch and alan?
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Well, they
Bumped noggins.
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The explorer is spinning
Out of control.
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I'm about to blow chunks!
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Alright,
Alright, steve,
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You're gonna have
To stabilize the ship.
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Me? Well, here's
A crazy thought--
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Why don't we wait till
The guys who know what
They're doing wake up?
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Negative. Negative.
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If we don't correct
Your orbit immediately,
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You're gonna fall into
The earth's atmosphere,
And you'll...
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I'll what?
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Oh, you'll...
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You'll become
A crispy critter.
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Tell me what to do.
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Okay, steve,
Uh, reprogramming
The guidance computer
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Is a little bit
Complicated,
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But don't worry.
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We'll walk you through
The stabilization
Procedure step by step.
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Whew.
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Well, how many steps
Are there?
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3,672.
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Almost done, steve.
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Prepare to fire
The orbital maneuvering
System engines.
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Length of burn?
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Uh, 3.62 seconds.
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Roger that.
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On my mark...
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Mark.
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Mark.
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[sighs]
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Congratulations, steve.
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Course correction
Completed.
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Whew.
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Talk about
Your maalox moments.
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Uh, do we
Have any update
On mitch and alan?
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Well, alan's still
Somewhere over the rainbow,
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But mitch, he's
Starting to come to.
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You know, it might help
If I reactivate
My agf-5000
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And let some gravity
In here.
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Good idea, steve.
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Mitch:
Steve, you okay?
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Oh, yeah, mitch.
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I'm gonna give you
Some gravity.
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Uh...Control?
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Mitch may be out
For a little while longer.
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Reporter: and so the world
Continues to wait.
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We know that
A communications satellite
Has collided with explorer,
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But thus far,
Mission control
Has not released any details
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As to the condition
Of the astronauts
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Or their spacecraft.
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In other news today,
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The president enjoyed
A private performance by gordon,
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The tap-dancing pig.
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[tapping to swanee river]
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Honey, can I fix you
Some lunch?
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I'm not hungry.
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Oh, now, sweetheart,
You have to eat.
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Mom, why don't they
Tell us anything?
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I want to know
If steve's okay.
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I'm sure he's fine.
We just have to--
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We just have to what,
Go crazy?
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Mom, I just want to
Know what's happening.
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I'm gonna go call
Mission control.
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Oh, carl, I am so
Glad you're home.
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Harriette,
We need to talk.
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I know. Have you been
Listening to the news?
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Yes, I heard about
The explorer getting
Hit by that satellite,
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I'm very worried
About steve.
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Oh, so am I--
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Harriette, we need
To talk about eddie.
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You know, yesterday he was
Very upset about being
Yanked off his beat
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And reassigned
To parking enforcement.
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So I talked to commissioner
Geiss about it.
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You did?
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And imagine my surprise,
Not to mention
Embarrassment,
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When I found out the reason
Eddie was reassigned
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Was because
You requested it.
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I was worried
About eddie,
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And I wanted him
To be safe.
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Oh, harriette,
You interfered
In his career.
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I made sure he
Wouldn't get hurt.
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You embarrassed him.
I protected him.
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What you did,
Harriette,
Was wrong.
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And so I asked
Commissioner geiss
To fix it.
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How?
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Well, first thing
Monday morning
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Eddie will be
Walking his beat.
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If that happens, carl,
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You're going
To be walking, too.
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Where?
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From our bed
To this couch.
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Wha--
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Har--
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We're losing
Air pressure.
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It's a slow leak,
But it'll have to
Be repaired.
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Yeah. The satellite's antenna
Punctured a hole.
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Figure we can break it,
Patch it from inside.
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Yes, but we can't re-enter
The earth's atmosphere
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With a satellite
Sitting on our back.
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That's true. One of us
Is gonna have to go e.V.A.
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A space walk?
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That's right.
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Holy mackanoli!
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Control, do you copy?
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Uh, roger, explorer,
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We've been monitoring
Your conversation,
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And we concur.
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Who will
Perform the satellite
Extraction procedure?
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Well, alan
Has a broken arm,
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So I guess it's me.
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Uh, negative, colonel.
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With the automatic
Stabilizers inoperative,
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You're needed
At the controls.
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Then that means...
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That's right, mitch.
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You're going to have
To send out the nerd.
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Nerd?
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Eddie: hmm...
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Gotcha, huh?
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Hold it. Wait!
Don't write
That ticket!
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
I've already started,
So I have to finish.
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Why can't you
Meter maids ever give
A person a break, huh?
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First of all,
I am not a meter maid.
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I am a parking
Enforcement officer.
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And second of all--
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[gunshots]
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Get down, get down!
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Stop! Police!
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Halt!
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Dispatch, officer
Needs assistance
At fourth and hennessey!
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Shots fired!
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Freeze!
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Aah!
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Freeze!
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Alright, buddy,
That's it!
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Don't...Move!
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Ow, ow...
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Easy, mom.
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Does it hurt that much?
Yes.
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It would've hurt a lot worse
If you weren't wearing this.
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Amen to that.
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You know, this baby
Saved my life...
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And my son's life
As well.
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I'm gonna award this
A medal...
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But no time off.
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Mom, I need to talk
To you about something.
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Well, I hope
It's about
Changing careers.
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No. Actually, it's about
Changing assignments.
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Oh, now, eddie, no.
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Mom, look,
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Dad told me how worried
You were about me,
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So I can
Understand why you
Interfered in my career.
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I didn't interfere.
I just--
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Yes, you did,
Harriette.
You interfered.
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That's a mother's
Right, carl.
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If I think my child
Is in danger,
I'll do something.
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Oh, harriette,
Your child is a man now,
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And he can make
His own decisions.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, can I please
Finish saying
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What I was gonna say?
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Look, mom,
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What happened to me
Today proves that
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No assignment is
Completely safe.
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I mean,
Just stepping
Outside that door
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Is taking a risk.
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I know that.
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Mama...
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When I decided
To be a cop,
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I made a commitment
To protect people,
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And I got good training
From smart, experienced
Instructors,
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And they gave me
All the right equipment.
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So?
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So I want
To do my job.
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I'm the one
Who asked dad
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To see if he could
Switch me back
To walking my beat.
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Mom, I have
Everything I need
To be a good cop...
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Except
For one thing.
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What's that?
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Your support.
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You be careful,
Eddie winslow.
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I will, mama.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Carl...
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Hmm?
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00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,730
You were right.
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I shouldn't
Have interfered.
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That's okay.
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I understand.
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00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,080
Mom, dad,
There's a problem
On the explorer.
260
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,282
Steve's gonna
Walk in space.
261
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,117
Oh, good lord.
262
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,453
What are those
People thinking?
263
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,688
Reporter: no one, least
Of all young steven urkel,
264
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:19,592
Expected his artificial
Gravity device to cause
Such disaster.
265
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,795
Yo. Heh.
I expected it.
266
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,433
Now this brave young man
Must attempt a dangerous
Walk in space
267
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,768
To try to dislodge
The communications satellite
268
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,204
That has smashed
Into explorer.
269
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,342
[doorbell chimes]
270
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,910
I'll get it.
271
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,851
Myra?
Hello, eddie.
272
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,486
Can you believe
What's happening?
273
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,523
My little doodle-bug
Floatin' out in space
All by his lonesome.
274
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,592
Doodle-bug?
275
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,761
Can I watch
The news with you?
276
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,729
I'm too upset
To be alone.
277
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,465
Uh, well...
278
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,233
Come on in, myra.
279
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,836
Reporter: moments ago,
Steven urkel's fiance
280
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,872
Called this reporter
From chicago, illinois.
281
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:09,509
She asked me to convey
Publicly her undying love
For steven
282
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,880
And her fervent prayer
That he would return to her
Safe and sound.
283
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,949
Fiance?
284
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,818
I never called
That guy.
285
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,053
She sent us her picture,
286
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,721
Hoping that we would
Transmit it
287
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,923
To astronaut urkel.
288
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,697
How did that happen?
289
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,534
Well, I'm gonna go
Investigate this
Right now.
290
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,240
The media
In this country
Is out of control.
291
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,213
We've just received word
292
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,847
That steve urkel
Has left explorer
293
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,416
And is approaching
The satellite.
294
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,756
Mitch: steve?
295
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,992
This is mitch.
How you doing?
296
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,293
Pretty good.
297
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,529
I don't know who wore
This suit last, though,
298
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,564
'cause I'm getting
A little jock itch.
299
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,182
Mitch, I'm at the satellite.
300
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,151
I'm gonna try
And yank it loose.
301
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,852
Mitch:
Be careful, steve.
302
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:30,057
I always am, mitch,
I always am.
303
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,172
I did it! I did it!
304
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,174
I got the satellite!
I did it!
305
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,875
Mitch:
Way to go, steve.
306
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,144
Only one problem.
What's that?
307
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,779
I'm floating away
With it.
308
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:57,317
Don't worry. You'll stop
When you reach the end
Of your tether.
309
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,351
Tether?
310
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,693
Without a tether, steve
Will continue to float
311
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,896
Further and further away
From explorer
312
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,764
With no way to return.
313
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,067
God, I can't
Watch this.
314
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,937
Steve, we're gonna
Turn your agf-5000 up.
315
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,972
It will pull you
Back to the ship.
316
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,841
Steve: that's brilliant.
317
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,843
But one thing, though.
318
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,513
Don't turn it
All the way up.
319
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,580
Why not?
320
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,886
'cause it'll
Short out.
321
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,122
Uh-oh!
322
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,756
Did I just hear
You say "Uh-oh"?
323
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,426
The last thing
I wanna hear right
Now is "Uh-oh"!
324
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,861
Steve, the machine
Shorted out.
325
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,496
Uh-oh!
326
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,798
Now what?
What are you gonna do?
327
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,200
What are you gonna do?
328
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,136
Control,
Please advise.
329
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,205
Uh, roger. We're
Working on the problem.
330
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,006
Uh, in the meantime,
331
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,975
Start calculating
How to compensate
332
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,112
For the lack of
His weight on re-entry.
333
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,013
Hey, I heard that!
I heard that!
334
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,415
I heard that!
335
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,718
Reporter: steve's
Situation is dire indeed,
336
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,953
Drifting off into space,
337
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,556
Only a few minutes
Of oxygen remaining,
338
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,326
And no way to
Return to explorer.
339
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,396
I don't
Believe this.
340
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,465
Come on, don't
Give up, steve, think.
341
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:22,602
Oh, I'm a goner!
I'm dead meat!
342
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,572
I'm past tense.
Goodbye, laura.
343
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:29,041
Laura's voice: I want
You to promise me that
No matter what happens,
344
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,478
You'll find a way
To come back to me.
345
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,948
Hey, mitch, does this
Satellite have thrusters
346
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,083
For orbit adjustments?
347
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,085
Mitch:
I don't know.
348
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,887
This is mission control.
349
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,423
Uh, affirmative
On thrusters, but
They're radio controlled,
350
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,659
And the satellite's
Receiver is a no-go.
351
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,060
Gotcha!
352
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,996
See, what
I'm thinking is,
353
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,400
What if I hot-wire
This sucker?
354
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:01,007
It appears that a plan
Has been formulated by
Steve urkel himself.
355
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,276
Come on, steve!
That's it!
356
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,786
Bingo! I found
The port thruster.
357
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,097
Alright!
358
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,867
Starboard thruster
Up and at 'em!
359
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,370
Mission control: steve,
Be advised, time is critical.
360
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:33,406
You only have 3 minutes
Of oxygen remaining.
361
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,376
Oh, you're just
Full of good news,
Aren't you?
362
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,780
Ohh!
363
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,349
Ohh!
364
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,252
He's moving.
365
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,287
He's on his way
Back to the ship!
366
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,755
Yes!
Yes!
367
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,757
Yes, go ahead,
Steve!
368
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,527
Oh, yeah.
369
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,895
Oh, yeah.
370
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,897
Oh, yeah!
371
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,500
Come on, steve!
Go, go, go!
372
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,639
Aah!
373
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,513
He made it!
374
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,147
Oh, my god,
It's a miracle!
375
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,417
I can't believe this!
The nerd's okay!
376
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,785
Yay! Yay!
Yay!
377
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,422
That's the way
To go, steve!
That's our boy!
378
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,293
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
379
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,360
Yes!
Ohh!
380
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,529
Alright,
Steve!
381
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,097
Well done, explorer.
382
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,966
Glad everybody's
Safe and sound.
383
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,502
Time to bring you home.
384
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,916
Come on, steve.
385
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,685
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
That's enough! That's enough!
386
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,289
Eddie:
You heard the man!
No more pictures!
387
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,791
Okay, one more.
388
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,328
Peace!
389
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,895
Greetings, earthlings.
390
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:03,863
Oh, steve!
391
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,366
Everybody's
Talking about you.
392
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,200
You're a hero!
393
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,169
Oh, pshaw, pshaw.
394
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,940
I just did what any other genius
Blessed with cat-like reflexes
395
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,742
Would have done.
396
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,844
I can't believe
I'm saying this, steve,
397
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,179
But I've actually been
Bragging about you.
398
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,215
I have told everybody
At work about
My future son-in-law.
399
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,884
Really?
400
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,653
Welcome home, son.
401
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,187
Thanks, dad.
402
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:32,258
Oh, come on, steve.
We want to show you
The cake we got for you.
403
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,694
Ohh...
404
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,762
Purty.
405
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,164
Let's slice it up
And suck it down.
406
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,099
Oh, I want a wing.
Yeah.
407
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,134
No, no, give me
A piece of that.
408
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,470
No, no...
409
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,473
Hi, steve.
410
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,843
Oh, gosh.
411
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:55,548
You get more beautiful
Every time I see you.
412
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:58,250
Do I get
A welcome home kiss?
413
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,086
On one condition.
414
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,554
Well, what's that?
415
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:05,324
That you'll never go
Into outer space again.
416
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,495
Only when we kiss,
Laura lee.
417
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,763
Only when we kiss.
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